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“Staten Island Ferry”

(S5;E12 – January 2, 1956) Directed by James V. Kern. Written by Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Bob Carroll, Jr., Bob Schiller and Bob Weiskopf. Filmed on November 24, 1955 at Ren-Mar Studios. Rating: 45.2/63
Synopsis ~ The Ricardos and the Mertzes prepare for their ocean voyage to Europe by getting their passports in order – when Fred suddenly remembers he gets seasick!

The episode opens with Lucy on the telephone with Marion Van Vlack (nee Strong), a character that appeared in several previous episodes. She was named in honor of Lucille Ball’s real-life Jamestown friend, who, like her TV counterpart, also married a man named Norman.

For the trip, Lucy plans to learn French, Ethel plans to learn Italian, Fred plans to learn German, and Ricky (of course) is going to take over when they go to Spain. We never see the gang in Spain or in any Spanish-speaking country. Ricky’s Spanish does come in handy during the hilarious translation scene at the police station in “Paris at Last” (S5;E18, above).
Ethel is learning to speak Italian.
ETHEL: By the time we get to Italy, you won’t be able to tell me from Gina Lollobridgida.

The Italian-born film star Gina Lollobridgida was known as ‘the most beautiful woman alive’. When this episode was being filmed, her film Beautiful But Dangerous was in cinemas. She will be mentioned again in “Lucy’s Italian Movie” (S5;E23). Both Lollobridgida and Lucille Ball would be part of Bob Hope’s 1982 special “Women I Love: Beautiful But Funny” (above).

In 1968′s “Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50″ (HL S1;E11) Lucy pretends to be a made-up Italian film star named Gina Linguini, who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gina Lollobridgida.
So far, Fred’s German extends to knowing how to order nine different kinds of beer.
Rough Translation! When Fred is talking to Lucy in German, he calls her “Fräulein”; which is the German word for “miss”. He should have called her “Frau”, the German word for “missus”.
He also says “Geben Sie mir ein Stein Würzburger” and Ethel translates it as “Give me a glass of beer”. A “Stein-Würzburger” is actually a wine sort from the mountain Würzburger and the word “stein” means stone. “Give me a glass of beer” would be “Geben Sie mir ein Glas Bier”.
Anticipating her Jacques Marcel adventure in “Lucy Gets a Paris Gown” (S5;E20), Lucy has learned the French for “How much is that dress in the window?” and “Wrap it up. I’ll take it!”

Ethel is going to use her Aunt Martha’s luggage for the trip to Europe. Coincidentally, both Lucy and Ethel have aunts named Martha. Lucy’s aunt inspired the salad dressing in “The Million Dollar Idea” (S3;E13) and Ethel’s aunt is mentioned as a possible new tenant in “The Ricardos are Interviewed” (S5;E7).

LUCY: (about her passport photo) I look like Frankenstein!
ETHEL: Well, shake hands with your bride.Little did the pair know that they would be taking a road trip with the Bride of Frankenstein (Elsa Lanchester) in “Off to Florida” (S6;E6). Lanchester played the title role in the 1935 Universal horror classic.

About her photo Lucy laments, “It looks like my face was put on hot and it ran” and strikes a lopsided grimace. This is the exact same face she would make in “Paris at Last” (S5;E18) when trying to convince the gendarme that her passport photo is really her; a terrific callback by the writers.

This is the first mention of the S.S. Constitution. Although the idea of a transatlantic crossing was first mentioned two episodes earlier in “Ricky’s European Booking” (S5;E10), Desilu’s financial arrangements with the American Export Lines hadn’t been ironed out at the time. Curiously, Fred waits two weeks to voice his fears about getting sick on the crossing.

In the subsequent episode, “Bon Voyage” (S5;E13), Lucy brings a huge bottle of seasickness pills on board the S.S. Constitution, just in case!
Accounting for the fact that Little Ricky is not in the episode, Lucy says “Don’t worry about the baby. I’m gonna leave him at nursery school all day.” The Mayer Twins will make only one more appearance on the series in ”Lucy Gets Homesick in Italy” (S5;E22) before the character is assumed by Richard Keith.

The Staten Island Ferry first began shuttling passengers and automobiles from Manhattan and Staten Island in 1817. The five mile journey takes about 22 minutes each way and has been free of charge since 1997. At the time this episode was filmed, however, the one-way fare was a nickel. In the first episode of “The Lucy–Desi Comedy Hour” in 1957 guest star Ann Sothern mentions the Staten Island Ferry and its five cent fare.

Notably, this episode contains the only lengthy interaction between Fred (William Frawley) and Lucy alone. Ethel jokingly says Fred gets seasick when she has too many waves in her hair. Fred admits that he went to Europe by ship during World War One, but says that “it wasn’t my idea.” Ethel first mentioned her husband’s seasickness several months earlier in “Lucy and the Dummy” (S5;E3) when Ricky wants to go ’‘dipsy” [deep sea] fishing. Curiously, Fred’s mal de mer is not mentioned at all during the first episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour,” which finds the Mertzes on a belated honeymoon cruise to Cuba in 1940.

The ferry boat seen in the episode’s second unit footage is named the ‘Gold Star Mother,’ which entered service in 1937. It was named in honor of the American Gold Star Mothers Inc., an organization formed to provide support for mothers who lost children during World War One. The name came from the custom of war mothers hanging a Service Flag in the window of their homes. The Service Flag had a blue star for those who survived and a gold one for those who had perished.

After retirement from service in the early 1970s, the Gold Star Mother was used as a floating drug rehabilitation center and facetiously nicknamed ‘Gold Star Methadone.’
The footage of the ferry making multiple round trips while Fred and Lucy slept was accomplished by simply running the film backwards!

This episode marks the fourth and final appearance (on the half hour series) of veteran character actor Charles Lane as the Passport Clerk. Lane (1905-2007) was featured in hundreds of films and television shows over his 102 years. He was a survivor of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and one of the first actors to join the Screen Actors Guild. He also played a casting agent in “Lucy Tells the Truth” (S3;E6), Mr. Hickox in “The Business Manager” (S4;E1), and expectant father Mr. Stanley in “Lucy Goes to the Hospital” (S2;E16). He was featured in two episodes of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” and went on to play banker Mr. Barnsdahl in the first season of "The Lucy Show.” The character was eventually replaced by Gale Gordon as Mr. Mooney. He had done seven films with Lucille Ball between 1933 and 1949 as well as five films with William Frawley.

Stanley Farrar (Ferry Officer) was previously seen in “Home Movies” (S3;E20) playing Bennett Green (not to be confused with Desi’s stand-in and frequent bit player). He also did two episodes of “The Lucy Show.”

Renita Reachi (Ferry Passerby) was Vivian Vance’s camera and lighting stand-in for “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show.” She was was a costumer and made occasional crowd background appearances in “The Lucy Show”, “Here’s Lucy” and the Lucille Ball films Yours, Mine and Ours (1968) and Mame (1974).

Also aboard is Joan Carey, a frequent background player who would go on to become Lucille Ball’s stand-in during “The Lucy Show.” On the left is Desi Arnaz’s stand-in, Bennet Green.

ETHEL: I thought you were the one that got seasick.
FRED: She made me look like Admiral Nimitz!Chester William Nimitz was head of the U.S. Navy during World War II. On September 2, 1945, Nimitz signed for the United States when Japan formally surrendered on board USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay. October 5, 1945, was officially designated as "Nimitz Day” in Washington, DC.

FRED (about a drowsy Lucy): She’ll be alright. She’s taking a little nap.
CLERK: Looks to me like she’s taken a little nip!
At the end of the original broadcast a public service announcement was aired for ‘Truth Dollars,’ which were purchased to help Radio Free Europe broadcast behind the Iron Curtain.
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“Lucy Goes to Scotland”

(S5;E17 ~ February 20, 1956) Directed by James V. Kern. Written by Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Bob Carroll, Jr., Bob Schiller, and Bob Weiskopf. Filmed January 6, 1956 at Ren-Mar Studios.
The
title of the episode is a bit misleading. Although they are in the
United Kingdom, Lucy only dreams of going to Scotland, but never
actually goes there.Lucie Arnaz has said that this was the first episode that she was allowed to attend the filming. She would have been four years old at the time.

The
inspiration for this episode is clearly Lerner and Loewe’s 1947
musical Brigadoon. Lucy’s dream of Scotland is also in musical
comedy form; the name of the village in the musical is the similarly-sounding
Kildoonan; and the two-headed dragon appears once every 30 years,
just as the village of Brigadoon appears once every 100 years. Both
also feature a sword dance and bagpipes. Although
the show had closed in London several years earlier, the film
version was released in 1954, a little over a year before this
episode’s filming. It was produced by MGM (the Arnazes studio of choice) and featured Van Johnson, who Lucy danced with in “The Dancing Star” (S4;E27).
Immediately after this episode was aired for the first time (February 20, 1956), Desi Arnaz played himself on “December Bride,” a sitcom produced by Desilu and aired on CBS Monday evenings at 9:30pm. The episode was titled “The Sunken Den” (S2;E20). Desi Arnaz appears as a neighbor whose house begins to sink due to a construction error.
The series starred Verna Felton who had played Lucy’s intimidating maid Mrs. Porter as well as the woman without electricity to whom Lucy tries to sell a Handy Dandy vacuum cleaner. The episode also featured Joseph Kearns (”The Kleptomaniac” and “Lucy’s Night in Town”) and Richard Deacon (”The Celebrity Next Door” and Desi’s series “The Mothers-in-Law.”) as Lucy and Desi’s butler.

Lucy
and Ricky return to the (fictional) Hotel Wimbelshire from an evening of
theatre-going in London’s West End. Fred
gives Lucy a toy dragon that he bought for Little Ricky. This
plants the seed for her dream that Fred and Ethel are a two-headed
dragon.

In fact, the dragon toy is of Chinese origin, not from Scotland. The toy is an articulated Chinese dragon made of bamboo that has a hole in the base to insert a bamboo stick as seen on the show, similar to the vintage example pictured here.

Ricky
says that Lucy wants to go to Scotland to look up some of her
mother’s relatives. But since McGillicuddy is her mother’s married
name, she would actually need to be looking for her father’s clan.
Lucy says that her
great-great-great-grandfather, Angus MacGillicuddy, lived in the town
of Kildoonan in Northern Scotland, located between Golspie and
Ullapool. Although there is no real Kildoonan, the latter two are
actual Scottish towns. There is, however, a town named Kildonan (one
‘o’), located due North of Golspie.
Plans
originally called for this episode to be broadcast in color, but it
proved too expensive. However, color photos and home movies by Desi
Arnaz still exist. In 2007 they served as a visual guide for the
episode to be digitally colorized. The colorized version was only
released as a bonus feature on DVD and
is the only one of the colorized episodes not aired on
broadcast television.
Larry
Orenstein,
who plays Mr. Ferguson, the mayor of Kildoonan, also wrote the
songs. When he played Lucy and Desi the first song he wrote, Desi
said that he should play the role himself because nobody would be
able to sing it better than he had. During rehearsal of “The
Dragon Waltz,” Desi asked for the chorus to sing. Orenstein
explained that in the printed music the “chorus” meant the
main section of the song, not a group of people singing. He was
surprised that an experienced musician like Desi Arnaz wouldn’t know
the difference. Orenstein jokingly said, “If
I had written ‘refrain’ instead of ‘chorus,’ would you have stopped
singing altogether?” Desi didn’t think the remark was funny and an actual chorus did end
up singing the song’s chorus. In season six, Orenstein wrote
“Nobody Loves the Ump” for “Lucy and Bob Hope” (S6;E1).
The
five original songs have music by Eliott Daniel:- “’Tis Nae a Braw Bricht Nicht”
- “A McGillicuddy Is Here"
- "I’m in Love with a
Dragon’s Dinner" - "Two Heads Are Nae Better Than One”
- “The Dragon Waltz”

During “The Dragon Waltz”
Lucy pulls a long-playing record out of her blouse. Ricky reads the
label which says ‘Xavier McCugat’ and tosses it away in disgust.
This is yet another in a long line of references to Latin American
bandleader Xavier Cugat, Desi’s former employer and colleague, and
Ricky’s rival.
When
the terrible two-headed dragon senses Lucy entering its cave, it
says “Fee-fi-fo-fuddy,
I smell the blood of a McGillicuddy!”
This is a riff on lines from the nursery rhyme Jack in the
Beanstalk, “Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,”
which dates back to 1596.
Considering that Vivian Vance and William
Frawley were incompatible off-screen, it must have been fairly uncomfortable for the pair to share the same song, let alone the
same costume.
The Townspeople of Kildoonan
- Betty
Allen
makes her only appearance on the series.
She was only the second African-American performer on the series,
after Sam McDaniel, who played Sam the Porter in “The Great Train
Robbery” (S5;E5). Coincidentally, she was a background singer for
the 1954 film of Brigadoon and was also seen in the film Singin’ in the Rain (1952). - Betty
Noyes was
also in the Singin’ in the Rain, dubbing Debbie Reynolds’ voice
for the song “Would You?” In 1941 she sang “Baby Mine” in
Disney’s Dumbo. - Norma
Zimmer
was also in Singin’ in the Rain as a chorus girl. Years
later, she would become famous as Lawrence Welk’s Champagne Lady. - The town of Kildoonan was also populated with singers John
Gustafson, John Hynd, Robert E. Hamlin, Ann Ellen Walker, Dick Byron,
and
Chuck
Schrouder.
The choreography was by Jack Baker, who worked on future “Lucy” sitcoms.

In
the original script, the episode ended with Lucy waking up and
getting a reply to her telegram to Kildoonan which said that there
are no McGillicuddys left in town but offering to prepare a
special dinner if she ever came to visit. Still reeling from her dream,
Lucy says “I’ll be the
main course!” The
filmed ending has Lucy waking up and hitting Ricky with her pillow,
calling him a coward for not saving her from the dragon.
“Lucy
Goes to Scotland” joins other show-within-a-show episodes:- “The
Pleasant Peasant” in “The Operetta” (S2;E5); - “The Perils of
Pamela” / “A Tree Grows in Havana” in “Lucy Writes a Play”
(S1;E17); - “The Enchanted Forest” in “Little Ricky’s School
Pageant” (S6;E10).

Lucy would again don kilts (with Vivian Vance)
in a 1964 episode of “The Lucy Show” when she forgets to book a
bagpipe band for a political rally.
The “I Love Lucy” collectible bear for this episode!
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“Tennessee Ernie Visits”

(S3;E28 ~ May 3, 1954) Directed by William Asher. Written by Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh and Bob Carroll, Jr. Filmed April 1, 1954 at Ren-Mar Studio. Rating: 57.3/80
Synopsis ~ Ernie Ford shows up in the big city with his guitar and a letter of introduction from Lucy’s mother.

The date this episode was filmed (April 1, 1954) President Eisenhower and Congress authorized the founding of the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado. 15 years later, “Here’s Lucy” opened their second season with a two-part episode shot on location at the Academy.

This is the first of a two-episode guest appearance of Tennessee Ernie Ford, a popular country singer of the 1950s. Although basically playing himself, this was his first credited ‘acting’ job, and happened before his big hit with the song “Sixteen Tons” in 1955.

The following episode, detailing how the Ricardos eventually get rid of their hillbilly house guest, is titled “Tennessee Ernie Hangs On” (S3;E29).

His appearance was so successful that he appeared a third time when the gang travels through his (fictional) home town of Bent Fork, Tennessee, on their way to Hollywood. He is the only guest star to appear in three episodes using his own name. He was the first of many celebrity guest stars on the series.

In 1958, Ford appeared in a commercial for Ford Motor Company (no relation!) that was created especially for an episode of "The Lucy–Desi Comedy Hour.”

Ford went on to make alliterative appearances on both "The Lucy Show” (as Homer Higgins) and "Here’s Lucy” (as Ernie Epperson) and also on "The Red Skelton Show” (as Loser Lumpkin) and the Desilu-produced "Make Room For Daddy” (as Kentucky Cal).

Ford is first mentioned on season one of "I Love Lucy” in “Lucy Writes a Play” (S1;E17), when playwright Lucy mistakenly dubs herself the next Tennessee Ernie, instead of Tennessee Williams.

The scene with Lucy and Ricky playing Scrabble before Ernie arrives was cut from the syndicated version. The Ricardos weren’t new to playing Scrabble, however. It is first mentioned in “Sentimental Anniversary” (S3;E16) when Ethel sees the card table set up and asks if they are playing the word game. Scrabble was first marketed in 1938 and is still one of the world’s best selling board games.

After Lucy Carter gets back from the hospital in 1972′s “Harrison Carter, Male Nurse” (HL S5;E3), bed-ridden Lucy suggests they play Scrabble!

Lucille Ball loved word games like Scrabble and “Password”. Dottie the Scrabble Lady created this vintage Lucille Ball Scrabble tile pendant.

This is the first mention of Mrs. McGillicuddy (who would eventually be played by Kathryn Card), Lucy’s scatter-brained mother. In her letter, she calls Ricky ‘Xavier,’ a step up from her usual ‘Whats-His-Name.’ This is a reference to Xaviar Cugat, Desi Arnaz’s former employer and Ricky Ricardo’s professional rival. Later in the series Mrs. McGillicuddy (who is never given a first name) will generally call her son-in-law ‘Mickey.’

Director William Asher repeated this trope when directing the TV series "Bewitched” (1964-72). Darrin Stephens’ mother-in-law Endora (played by Agnes Moorehead) consistently called her son-in-law ‘Durwood.’

The letter explains that Ernie is Lucy’s mother’s friend’s roommate’s cousin’s middle boy.
- Mrs. McGillicuddy’s friend is Flo Pauline Lopus.
- Ella Scott Porter was Flo Pauline’s old college roommate.
- Ella’s cousin (Ernie’s mother) married a Ford and had three boys.
- Ernie was the middle boy, his older brother was George, and his younger brother was Roger.

In real-life, Flo Pauline Lopus was the name of a childhood friend of Lucille’s from Celoron, New York. On the series, Lopus was played by Peggy Rea in “The Club Election” (S2;E19). In fact, Lucy Ricardo, Lucy Carmichael (“The Lucy Show”), and Lucy Carter (“Here’s Lucy”) all had friends named Pauline Lopus!
In the original script, Lucy’s letter from her mother arrived late because Mrs. McGillicuddy forgot to put a stamp on it and had to re-send it.
Sitcom Logic Alert! After hearing that Ernie is headed to NYC, Ricky moans that they have already had three visitors this month, but doesn’t say who they were. He wants Lucy to write back to her mother to tell Ernie not to come, but never thinks of telephoning. Perhaps Mrs. McGillicuddy does not have a telephone?


Fred calls Ernie ‘Li’l Abner,’ a reference to the Al Capp comic strip that featured a muscular but dim-witted hillbilly hero named Abner Yokum. The comic ran from 1934 to 1977 and spawned a Broadway musical in 1956 and a two feature films (1940 and 1959). In “First Stop” (S4;E14), Fred calls the run down One Oak Cafe and Cabin "Lower Slobbovia,” which is a term first used in 1946 by Al Capp in his comic strip. Capp created a fictional nation that was unenlightened and socially backward and the term entered popular culture when referring to any place hopelessly stuck in the past.

Pretending to be a ‘wicked city woman’ (like his mother warned him about), Lucy ‘vamps’ Ernie wearing the same tight black dress she wore in “The Charm School” (S3;E15) three months earlier. Lucy also wears a black wig, something she tried out for the first time two episodes earlier (albeit a different style) in “The Black Wig” (S3;E28). The character was very similar to a Theda Bara-type vamp that Lucille Ball had played on “The Ed Wynn Show” on Christmas Eve 1949.

When Lucy brings home a huge amount of groceries for her new house guest, two cartons of Philip Morris cigarettes can be seen prominently poking out the shopping bags. Apparently, Ernie was also a heavy smoker! Philip Morris was the show’s sponsor at the time and any opportunity to integrate the name or brand imaging was utilized.

"The Wabash Cannonball” is sung and played on guitar by Ford, waking Lucy and Ricky from a sound sleep, and then again just before Lucy enters as the ‘wicked city woman.’ The song’s first documented appearance was on sheet music published in 1882, titled “The Great Rock Island Route” and credited to J.A. Roff. A revised version was made famous by Roy Acuff in 1936. Ford sings the song again in the next episode, “Tennessee Ernie Hangs On” (S3;E29).

While the storyline continues in the next episode, both shows are enjoyable on their own. Future linked episodes include “The Dancing Star” and “Lucy Meets Harpo Marx” (S4;E27 and E28) and “Lucy Visits Grauman’s” and “Lucy and John Wayne” (S5; E1 and E2).
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