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Lucy, the Superwoman
S4;E26
~ March 21, 1966

Synopsis
When
a heavy computer falls on Mr. Mooney’s foot, Lucy has a rush of adrenaline to lift it up. From then on, she has super-strength and wreaks havoc with her
new-found power. Lucy the superwoman is then brought into a lab to be examined by
scientists.Directed by Maury Thompson ~ Written by Elroy Schwartz
Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J.
Mooney), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)Guest
Cast
Robert
F. Simon (Dr.
Robert F. Simon) had
a ten year run on Broadway (1942-52), in which he cut his teeth as
actor and stage manager in everything from drama to musical comedy.
He served as understudy to Lee
J. Cobb
as
Willy Loman in Arthur
Miller’s
Death
of a Salesman.
He was seen with Lucille Ball in the 1960 film The
Facts of Life
and in a 1963 episode of “The Greatest Show on Earth.”
Parley
Baer
(Dr. Davis) previously
played MGM’s Mr. Reilly in “Ricky
Needs an Agent” (ILL S4;E29)
and
the furniture salesman Mr. Perry in “Lucy
Gets Chummy with the Neighbors” (ILL S6;E18).
This is the fourth of his five appearances on “The Lucy Show.” He
also made two appearances on “Here’s Lucy.” He is perhaps best
known for his recurring roles as Mayor Stoner on “The Andy Griffith
Show” and Doc Appleby in “The Dukes of Hazzard.”
Herb
Vigran
(Mr. Vigran) played
Jule, Ricky Ricardo’s music agent on two episodes of “I Love
Lucy” in addition to playing movie publicist Hal Sparks in “Lucy
is Envious” (ILL S3;23).
He was seen in the Lucy-Desi film The
Long, Long Trailer.
He played the role of the baseball umpire (and eye doctor) in two
previous
episodes.
He will be seen in just one more episode of “The Lucy Show.”Jack Perkins (Terrible Tony, a Wrestler) was a stuntman and actor often cast for his ability to play drunk. He also has quite a few credits as a brawler and a bartender. This is his last episode of “The Lucy Show.”
Lucy claims to have seen Terrible Tony on television.

Joel
Marston
(George Denton, Reporter for the Daily Gazette, above left) previously
appeared as the supermarket clerk in “Lucy
and Joan” (S4;E4).
Marston was an internationally known dog breeder and proprietor of
Starcrest Kennels in California. This is his final appearance on the
series. He retired to Jacksonville, Florida, where he became a water
aerobics instructor.Eddie,
the Daily Gazette photographer, is uncredited.
Robert
S. Carson (Coach
from the US Women’s Olympic Team) played
bank employee Mr. Potter in “Lucy Saves Milton Berle” (S4;E13)
and “Lucy
at Marineland” (S4;E1).
He
was a busy Canadian-born character actor making the fifth of his six
appearances on the series. He also made five appearances on “Here’s
Lucy.”Natalie
Masters
(Woman from Whamo Breakfast Cereals, below) was seen as a saleswoman in
“Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). She played
private eye “Candy Matson” on the radio series of the same name,
which ran on NBC from 1949 to 1951. This is her last appearance on
“The Lucy Show.”
John
Perri (Man
from Full-of-Pep Vitamins, above center) was previously seen as a supermarket
checker in “Lucy and Joan” (S4;E4). He was
seen on Broadway in The
Boy Friend (1954),
the musical that introduced Julie Andrews. This is his final
appearance on “The Lucy Show.”
Joyce
Perry
(Lab Secretary) makes the first of two appearances on the series.
She was also a screen writer, receiving Emmy nominations for “Days
of Our Lives” and winning a WGA (Writers Guild of America) Award in
1975 for “Search for Tomorrow.”
Sid
Gould
(Sid, Computer Deliveryman) made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
(born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
Gary Morton.Bennett
Green (Computer
Deliveryman #2) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love Lucy.”
He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”Gould
and Green have no lines as the Deliverymen. The two also played
Deliverymen in “Lucy the Robot” (S4;E23) delivering the very
large box containing Lucy as Major Fun Fun.Alberto Morin (Bank Employee, uncredited) was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.
Hazel Pierce (Bank Employee, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in throughout “I Love Lucy.” She made frequent on-camera appearances on the show. She was also an uncredited extra in the film Forever Darling (1956).
One other uncredited performer plays a bank employee who comes to Mr.
Mooney’s aid when the computer falls on his foot.
This
is the final episode of season 4. Overall, season 4 rated #3 (a 27.7
share) in the Nielsen Ratings, the highest rating of the series thus
far. The official DVDs of season 4 (with bonus material) were first
released on April 26, 2011.
This
is the first of three episodes written by Elroy Schwartz. He
was born in Passaic, New Jersey, in 1923 and was the brother of
Sherwood Schwartz. As such, he wrote several episodes of his
brother’s most popular series: “Gilligan’s Island” and “The
Brady Bunch.”
Indeed, the premise of this episode was taken from a script of “Gilligan’s Island”! On the series, the castaways discover cans of vegetables that turn out to be radioactive. Gilligan eats the spinach (the same vegetable that gave Popeye strength) and develops super-human strength. It was aired six months after this episode of “The Lucy Show” – September 26, 1966 – also on CBS.

The idea of a sudden onset of super-human strength (aka ‘Hysterical Strength’) was a familiar trope on television, but based on real-life anecdotes, mostly about parents lifting cars to rescue their children. Comic book artist Jack Kirby claims he saw a woman lift a car off her baby, which inspired him to create the Incredible Hulk, whose first appearance was in 1962.

On
the same evening this episode first aired (March 21, 1966), ABC
broadcast the last new episode of “Ben Casey” starring Vince
Edwards. Edwards did a cameo in “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood
Premiere” (S4;E20, above). “Ben Casey” was filmed at Desilu Studios. The series finale was directed by Marc Daniels, who had directed 39 episodes of “I Love Lucy” from 1951-53.
“The
Lucy Show”
was replaced for the summer (July-September 1966) by the
fourth season of “Vacation
Playhouse,”
an anthology series of
unsold TV comedy pilots.
One was titled “Where There’s Smokey” starring Gale Gordon as a
Fire Chief. The pilot was completed in 1959 but not aired until
August 1, 1966. When the pilot wasn’t picked up, Gordon took the
role of Mr. Heckendorn, the landlord on “Make Room for Daddy,”
also filmed at Desilu. On August 29, 1966, “Vacation Playhouse”
aired “The Two of Us” starring “Lucy Show” cast members Mary
Jane Croft (Mary Jane) and Barry Livingston (Arnold Mooney).
When
Mr. Mooney is getting a computer in his office, Lucy wants to ask it
for dating tips. Mr. Mooney replies that it is a computer, not “Dear
Abby.” Dear
Abby
is
an advice
column
founded
in 1956 by Pauline
Phillips
under
the pen name ‘Abigail Van Buren’ and carried on today by
her daughter, Jeanne
Phillips. In 1965, CBS aired a radio version of Dear Abby’s column. Lucille Ball also had a CBS radio series at the time.
In this episode, Lucille
Ball’s hairstyle (probably a wig) has longer bangs and sides. This
could be to cover the ‘lift tape’ (a sort of non-surgical face lift)
that she wore on camera starting around this time.
To decide where to put the computer in the office, Mr. Vigran feeds it a punch card. Punch cards were widely used through much of the 20th century in the data processing industry. The IBM 12-row / 80-column punched card format came to dominate the industry. Many early digital computers used punched cards as the primary medium for input of both computer programs and data. While punched cards are now obsolete as a storage medium, as of 2012, some voting machines still used punch cards to record votes.

When
Lucy lifts the computer the second time (just to prove she can), she
gets a round of applause from the studio audience! This happens
again when she lifts the desk in her apartment. Apparently the audience completely invests in the silly premise that Lucy has
developed super human strength.
When
Lucy inadvertently crushes the can of tomato juice, she says in a
childlike voice: “Boy,
it sure doesn’t look like tomato juice!” In the 1960s “Wow,
it sure doesn’t taste like tomato juice!”
was the advertising slogan for V8,
a beverage manufactured by Campbells.
V8
got its name from the fact that it originally contained the juice of
eight different vegetables.
It
was first marketed in 1933 and is still sold today.
Lucy
swats a fly with a rolled up magazine and breaks a support column in
half. This is the same column that muscular Frank Winslow broke in
half when he was startled awake and went into a karate chop in “Lucy
and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9). The column in “Lucy, the Superwoman” is much narrower
than the one seen above.
When
Lucy breaks the blood pressure machine causing a spurt of liquid into
the air, Mr. Mooney shouts “Thar
she blows!”
“Thar
she blows”
is what the lookout on a whaling ship would shout when seeing a whale
surface and blowing air out of its blowhole.
When
Lucy sneezes and blows the paperwork off the shelves, Mr. Mooney says
“Now
I know why they name hurricanes after women.” In
1953, after a brief two-year period of using the Greek alphabet,
meteorologists began using female
names for hurricanes.
In 1979, after much pressure from women’s groups, male names were
integrated into the naming. Hurricanes now alternate between male and
female names.
Lucy’s
twenty foot standing broad jump and hurdle stunts were accomplished
by speeding up the film and putting Lucy on wires.
It is likely that most of the lab scenes were shot without a studio audience due to the nature of the stunts involved. Also telling is that after Lucy does her first ‘flight’ the studio audience does not applaud, as they had for the much simpler stunts earlier in the show.

Examples of Lucy’s super human strength:
- She
lifts Mr. Mooney off his feet into the air when helping him up - She
breaks the return carriage off her typewriter - She
staples a document and breaks off the end of her desk - She
closes a file cabinet drawer which smashes a hole in the wall - She
rips the doorknob off Mr. Mooney’s office door and then rips the door
off as well - She
closes her apartment door with a kick and splits it in two - She
squeezes her grocery bag and collapses a can of tomato juice and cans
of vegetables - She
tears the door off her refrigerator - She
squeezes 6oz of juice from a 3oz orange - She
pulls the bottom off an ice cube tray - She
swats a fly and breaks a pillar in half - She
empties a full glass of cranberry juice in one sip - She
saws through a table when cutting a slice of roast beef - She
brings a professional wrestler to his feet with a handshake - She
causes paperwork to fly off the shelves with a sneeze - She
breaks a blood pressure machine - She
kicks a tray into the air when her reflexes are tested - She
nearly deafens the doctor when she talks into his stethoscope - She
pitches an iron shot put ball through a glass window pane and a brick
wall - She
jumps twenty feet in her first attempt at the standing broad jump - She
hurdles in the air over three men who are bending over

Callbacks!

Mary
Jane says that the TV reporters are calling Lucy “Superman with
prettier muscles.” In 1957, Lucy Ricardo pretended to
be the man of steel in “Lucy and Superman” (ILL S6;E13).
Lucille Ball also used wires to ‘fly’ as the Witch in “Little Ricky’s School Pageant” (ILL S6;E10).

And again in “Danny Thomas’s the Wonderful World of Burlesque” aired just a few months before this episode of “Here’s Lucy”.

Lucy
operated a similar massive gray computer that was located in the bank
lobby at the start of “Lucy and Bob Crane” (S4;E22), although
neither she nor Mr. Mooney mention it in this episode.Fast Forward!

In 1972, Harry Carter also gets a computer installed in the office to help with the workload in “Lucy’s Replacement” (HL S4;E19).

Mrs. Carmichael wants to ask the new computer for dating tips like it is a mechanical Dear Abby. Two years later, Lucy Carter consulted a computer for dating tips in “Lucy the Matchmaker” (HL S1;E12).

The desk that Lucy Carmichael lifts with ease will turn up again as set decoration for Harry Carter’s Home in “Lucy’s Wedding Party” (HL S3;E8) in 1970. Lucy Carter dusts it, but doesn’t lift it!
Blooper
Alerts
Keep Jiggling, Viggie! When the computer is first installed, Mr. Vigran has a bit of trouble getting the second dolly out from underneath the computer so it can fall on Mr. Mooney’s foot. After a few seconds of jiggling, it comes free.

Desk Work! When
Lucy lifts the desk in her apartment, the track for raising it off
the ground can be seen underneath, despite being painted the color of
the wall.

Super-Strong Sweet Tooth! Lucy comes home from work holding a shopping bag and 5 pink bakery boxes. Why does a woman living alone need five boxes of baked goods? The boxes were a familiar item on the show and the Desilu props department must have had quite a few in stock! Also, if Lucy went shopping on her way home, why doesn’t she have any stories of the mayhem she must have caused in the stores to tell Mary Jane when she comes over?

I’ve Got A Beef! When Lucy picks the roast beef up off the floor, we can see that the roast has been glued to the plate!

At the lab, Dr. Davis asks Lucy if she’s ever had any accidents. She says that except for fender benders, she hasn’t. She must have forgotten that she suffered a blow to the head and got amnesia just two years earlier!

“Lucy, the Superwoman” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5
Bennett Green, Computer, Dear Abby, Elroy Schwartz, Gale Gordon, Herb Vigran, hurricanes, Jack Perkins, Joel Marston, John Perri, Joyce Perry, Lucille Ball, Lucy the Superwoman, Mary Jane Croft, Natalie Masters, Parley Baer, Robert F. Simon, Robert S. Carson, season 4, Sid Gould, Superman, The Lucy Show, The Two of Us, V8, Vacation Playhouse, Where There’s Smokey - She
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Lucy the Gun Moll
S4;E25
~ March 14, 1966

Synopsis
In
an “Untouchables” parody, a Federal Agent says that Lucy looks
just like the chanteuse gun moll of a bank robber about to be
released prison. For a $5,000 reward, Lucy agrees to become the gun
moll and help find the hidden loot.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael / Rusty Martin), Gale Gordon (Theodore J.
Mooney)Mary
Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.Guest
Cast
Robert
Stack
(Federal Agent Briggs) played Eliot Ness on “The Untouchables.”
He was in the series pilot for Desilu and (along with Walter
Winchell) was the only actor to appear in every episode as well as
the pilot. In 1957, he earned an Oscar nomination for Written
on the Wind.
When he took the role of Eliot Ness, he expected that the pilot
would fail. From 1987 to 2002 he was the host of TV’s “Unsolved
Mysteries.” Stack died in 2003 at age 84.
Bruce
Gordon
(Big Nick) played Frank Nitti on “The Untouchables” in 30
episodes. Gordon had appeared
on Broadway in the long-running play Arsenic
and Old Lace (1941-44)
with Boris Karloff. He was also on Broadway with Charlton Heston and
Katherine Cornell in Antony
and Cleopatra
(1947-48). His heavy-featured look and gravelly voice led him to be
typecast as gangsters.
He died in 2011 at age 94.Nick calls Rusty ‘Doll’.

Steve
London
(Detective Lane, left)
appeared as Agent
Jack Rossman on “The Untouchables” for 63 episodes, although he
often had little or no dialogue.
After
this his career waned he attended law school he practiced under his
birth name Walter Gragg. He died in 2014 at age 85.
Walter
Winchell
(Narrator
Voice) was a journalist and radio host who was the narrator of “The
Untouchables.” Along with Robert Stack, he was the only person to
be part of every episode as well as the show’s pilot. His voice was
heard (uncredited) in the 1949 Lucille Ball film Sorrowful
Jones.
Winchell is said to have coined
the phrase, “America – love it or leave it." He “left it” in 1972 when he died at age 74.Marl Young (Piano Players, uncredited) was the show’s musical arranger and become “Here’s Lucy” musical director. He often appeared on camera when episodes included music.
Duke
Fishman (Domino
Club Audience, uncredited) was also an extra in 8 episodes of “The
Untouchables.” His birth name was Marcus, but he was known as ‘the
Duke of Catalina’ so he adopted Duke as his first name.Kathryn Janssen (Domino Club Audience, uncredited) began doing background work in 1966. This is her second of at least 4 “Lucy Show” appearances. She went on to be spotted in three episodes of “Here’s Lucy”.
Background
performers play the other members of the Domino Club audience. There is also a jazz quartet playing back-up for Lucy / Rusty.
In
the episode’s title the term ‘gun moll’ refers to a female
companion of a professional criminal. The word ‘moll’ derives
from ‘molly,’ a euphemism for ‘whore’ or ‘prostitute’ in 17th century England.
In real life, Bonnie Parker (companion of Clyde Barrow) and Mae Capone
(wife of Al Capone) were gun molls. Fictional gun molls include
Breathless Mahoney (Dick Tracy) and Tallulah (Bugsy Malone).
The September 27, 1960 Look Magazine with both Lucille Ball and Robert Stack on the cover!

The Untouchables was first an autobiographical memoir by Eliot Ness co-written with Oscar Fraley, published in 1957.

According to testimony from Aladena Fratianno (aka Jimmy the Weasel), a Mafia boss-turned-FBI informant, the Mafia ordered the assassination of producer Desi Arnaz in 1966, because they didn’t like that “The Untouchables” was focusing attention on the Mafia and because of the show’s portrayal of Italians. Fratianno said that two hitmen hid themselves near Arnaz’s house one night waiting for him to show up, but he never did. Shortly afterwards, the assassination order was rescinded when they realized that Arnaz’s murder would cause the Mafia more trouble than it was worth.
it is worth noting, however, that Arnaz actually sold his share of Desilu to Lucille Ball in 1962, so he didn’t even own the company behind the show in 1966. So it seems highly unlikely that Fratianno’s confession is accurate and that his story is mere exaggeration by a known criminal.

This
episode was filmed on Thursday, February 10, 1966. On that evening,
Lucille Ball (and singer Kate Smith) appeared on “The Dean Martin Show” on NBC in return
for Martin’s appearance on “Lucy Dates Dean Martin” (S4;E21),
which would air four days later, on Valentine’s Day.
Less than 24
hours before filming, Sophie Tucker died. Tucker co-starred in the
1938 Broadway show that introduced “My Heart Belongs to Daddy,”
which Lucy sings in this episode. Lucille Ball would play Tucker on a
Bob Hope TV special in 1977.
“The
Untouchables” started out as a two-part pilot episode of “Westinghouse
Desilu Playhouse” in April 1959. The show was introduced by Desi
Arnaz and starred Robert Stack and the voice of Walter Winchell, both
of whom were cast in the series, which began in October 1959 on CBS.
The final episode was aired in May 1963. Lucille Ball, who was then
the President of Desilu, got an angry letter from Frank Sinatra about the show’s negative depiction of
Italian-Americans.“Lucy Show” actors who also appeared on “The
Untouchables” include: Harvey Korman, Richard Reeves, Lou Krugman,
Oscar Beregi, George DeNormand, Joe Mell, Stanley Farrar, Byron
Foulger, Nestor Paiva, Louis Nicoletti, Ross Elliott, Beverly Powers,
Amzie Strickland, Eleanor Audley, Alan Hale Jr., Jay Novello, Bert
Stevens, Hans Moebus, Bess Flowers, Leoda Richards, Bernard Sell,
Norman Leavitt, Sam Harris, Hal Taggart, George Barrows, Steve
Carruthers, James Gonzales, John Banner, Stafford Repp, Hazel Pierce, Charles Lane, and Joan Blondell.
Like “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show” Dell created comic books based on the series.

In 1962, Desilu licensed “The Untouchables” to make bubble gum…


… as well as a play set and arcade target game by Marx!

In 1987 the
series inspired a feature film starring Kevin Costner as Eliot Ness
and Robert DeNiro as Al Capone.
In 1991, Robert Stack reprised the role he made famous in the TV Movie “The Return of Eliot Ness” on NBC.

A 1993 TV reboot of the series
lasted two seasons on CBS.
“The
Untouchables” theme music is also heard in this episode. It was
composed by Nelson Riddle. Riddle was born in Oradell, New Jersey,
but grew up in nearby Ridgewood. Riddle wrote music for four TV
movies with Lucille Ball, including “Lucy Gets Lucky” (1975) with
Dean Martin.
In
2007, “The Untouchables” Season 1 DVD included a bonus track of
this episode of “The Lucy Show.” This was before “The Lucy
Show” episodes were restored and released on DVD, making it this episode’s first appearance on home video.
Although
he had nothing against comedy, Robert Stack said he always refused to
play any sort of satire or parody of Eliot
Ness.Apparently, when his boss (Lucy) asked, he relented and did this
one-off episode. This could be the reason that the characters are all
given very different names than their “Untouchables”
counterparts, despite there being three years since its
cancellation.
Lucy
didn’t want Walter Winchell to be part of the episode at all because
of how poorly he treated her during the Red Hunt of 1953. Her
ex-husband, Desi Arnaz, told her that Winchell’s narration was
strictly business, and she eventually agreed. In the 1940s, Winchell
had reported that newlyweds Lucy and Desi were expecting a baby when
no one else knew. She lost the baby. Still, Desi slyly incorporated
Winchell’s name into his song “We’re Having a Baby” written for
little Lucie’s birth: “You’ll
read it in Winchell, that we’re adding a branch to our family tree.”
Further adding to this ‘in-joke’, in “Ricky Has Labor Pains” (ILL
S2;E19) the script mentions an article in Winchell’s column that is
all about Lucy Ricardo having a baby, but very little about Ricky’s
career.

All
the members of “The Untouchables” guest cast receive entrance
applause from the studio audience.
The
name ‘Rusty Martin’ was probably derived from Lucy’s hair color and the surname of Mary Martin, who introduced the song “My
Heart Belongs to Daddy” (music and lyrics by Cole Porter) in the
1938 Broadway musical Leave
It to Me.
Marilyn
Monroe sang it in
the 1960 film Let’s
Make Love.
Lucy
wants an apple vending machine for the employees at the bank. Mr.
Mooney says they already have a cigarette machine, a candy machine, a
coffee machine and a soft drink dispenser.
Although vending machines
offering fresh fruit are rare in today’s world, the Fruit-O-Matic
Company started to manufacture such machines around 1950. Before
that, fruit was also generally available available in Automats (a
sort of cafeteria of vending machines) located in big cities.
Fruit-O-Matic Apple Machines were made in California and were mostly
found in schools and other youth and health oriented locations.
Rusty’s “Ain’t Jar” (similar to a ‘Swear Jar’) where she puts a quarter every time she says “ain’t” is actually a Hills Brothers Coffee Can with the brand name redacted with masking tape! A can of Hills Brothers Coffee was also seen on the stove on “I Love Lucy.”

Mr.
Mooney vouches for Lucy’s identity to Agent Briggs, saying they were
neighbors back in Danfield.
Lucy
intimates that Briggs looks like someone famous. Although she
doesn’t say the name Robert Stack (or Eliot Ness), that is the
inference. At the end of the episode, Briggs talks about Big Nick’s
‘series’ of crimes and ‘series’ of arrests. Lucy says she thinks
Briggs should give Nick a break because they’ve spent so much time
together in the same ‘series.’
Rusty’s
dressing room is decorated with black and white photographs of
Lucille Ball performing. Behind Stack is a photo of Lucy singing
“Jitterbug Bite” in the 1940 film Dance,
Girl, Dance.
Ball met Desi Arnaz while filming this movie. It was filmed at RKO,
the studio that became Desilu.
Lucy
breaks the fourth wall at the end of the episode and addresses the
audience, something of a rarity for Ball and her shows. The other actors bow to the studio audience! The last
time Lucy talked to the audience / camera was on the “I Love Lucy Christmas Special” and
the previous Christmas tags, where the cast wished the viewing audience a Merry Christmas.Callbacks!

Lucy
Ricardo pretended to be a gun moll to ‘The Brains’ (aka Ricky) in
“Lucy Wants to Move to the Country” (ILL S6;E15). Ethel Mertz is
gun moll to ‘Fingers’ (aka Fred) who "packs a rod” (aka gun)
which turns out to be a water pistol.
Lucy Carter agreeing to be a decoy for the Federal Agents is reminiscent of when Lucy Ricardo agrees to help the FBI catch a jewel thief. in “The Great Train Robbery” (ILL S5;E5). Lucy brags that she will call her memoir “I Was A Woman for the FBI.”
Fast Forward!

Lucy would again play a 1920s flapper named Rusty in the episode “Lucy and the Lost Star” (S6;E22) which co-starred Vivian Vance and Joan Crawford.

Lucy plays a gun moll named Joyce the 1969 Dinah Shore special “Like Hep!” Dinah plays the detective and Dick Martin her mobster boyfriend. Lucy sings a few bars of “Hey, Big Spender,” a song from the musical Sweet Charity.

Although doppelgangers Lucy Carmichael and Rusty Martin are in the same scene, they do not appear on camera together. This would be saved for when Lucy Carter meets Lucille Ball on a 1974 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

Lucille Ball and Robert Stack were both exhibits at the Movieland Wax Museum in Corona Park, California. Postcards were issued of their figures. The Museum opened in 1962 and closed for good in 2005. It was mentioned in “Lucy and Lawrence Welk” (HL S2;E18) where Mary Jane’s friend was the manager.

Lucille Ball also breaks the fourth wall to wink to the camera in “Lucy and Harry’s Memoirs” (HL S5;24). This was supposed to be the series finale, but at the last minute a tag was added to leave the door open for a sixth season.

A publicity still from the episode is displayed at the Lucy-Desi Museum in Jamestown, New York. (photo by Maggie St. Thomas)
Blooper
Alerts
An
intentional blooper! Robert
Stack’s character Agent Briggs ‘mistakenly’ hands Lucy a card that
says “Rose Marie’s School for Models.” Stack’s wife was
named Rosemarie.
Born Rose Marie Bowe, right out of school she became a
model and cover girl as the winner of pageant titles, including “Miss
Tacoma”. Eventually she relocated to Los Angeles, where she
ultimately made the cover of Life magazine and started working in films.
She ended her career to raise a family after marrying Stack in 1956.
“Lucy the Gun Moll” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5
1959, 1966, Bruce Gordon, CBS, Cole Porter, Dance Girl Dance, Dean Martin Show, Desi Arnaz, Duke Fishman, Eliot Ness, Frank Nitti, Fruit-O-Matic, Gale Gordon, Gun Moll, Leave it to Me, Lucille Ball, Lucy the Gun Moll, Marilyn Monroe, Mary Martin, My Heart Belongs To Daddy, Nelson Riddle, Robert Stack, Rose Marie Bowe, Sophie Tucker, Steve London, The Lucy Show, The Untouchables, tv, Walter Winchell, Westinghouse Desilu Playhouse -
Lucy and Clint Walker
S4;E24
~ March 7, 1966

Synopsis
Lucy
wants to knit a sweater for her boyfriend for his birthday. After she
cleverly obtains his measurements, she finds out he hates the color
she has chosen.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane
Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)Guest
Cast
Clint
Walker
(Frank
Winslow) is probably best remembered as the title character in
“Cheyenne” (1955-62), TV’s first hour-long western.
In real
life, he had a twin sister named Lucille. Walker previously appeared
as Frank Winslow in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9). He died just 9 days before his 90th birthday in 2018.Frank
says he was born in Iowa and from a family of five sisters. As a
kid, he got second prize in a spelling bee winning a pair of roller
skates. He didn’t want the first prize, a red sled. He hates the
color red because the teacher circled his bad grades in red ink.Sid
Gould
(Sid, Off Screen Voice) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy
Show,” all as background characters. He also did 40 episodes of
“Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.Gould
appeared as Sam, another one of Frank’s construction workers, in
“Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9).Bennett
Green
(Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I
Love Lucy.” He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”Bennett and a female partner are disqualified from the balloon race as the picnic scene opens.
Monty O’Grady (Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) was first seen with Lucille Ball in The Long, Long Trailer (1953) and played a passenger on the S.S. Constitution in “Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14). He was a traveler at the airport when “The Ricardos Go to Japan” (1959). He made a dozen appearances on the series and a half dozen more on “Here’s Lucy.”
Shirley Anthony (Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) made a couple of appearances on “The Lucy Show” and was spotted more than a dozen times on “Here’s Lucy.” From 1994 to 1999 she played Sally on “The Rockford Files” TV movies.
Kathryn Janssen
(Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) began doing background work in 1966. This is her first of at least 4 “Lucy Show” appearances. She went on to be spotted in three episodes of “Here’s Lucy”.

Lightning (Frank’s Basset Hound) who seems to have a propensity to fall asleep, much like his master did in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9).
[From the seams on the fabric, the back of the directors chair Lightning sits on has been turned back-to-front, probably to hide the imprinted name of its on-set owner – Lucille Ball? Clint Walker?]
Other uncredited male and female background performers play the Bank Employees at the
Annual Picnic.
The
episode was filmed on February 3, 1966.
It was aired for the first time on March 7, 1966. That night, Lucy and Clint competed with powerhouse actors Charles Bronson on “The Legend of Jesse James” (ABC) and Jack Nicholson on “Dr. Kildare” (NBC).

The working title of this episode was “Lucy and the Sweater.” The script was revised on January 29, 1966.

Frank
is the owner of Winslow Construction. In this episode he is building
residential homes instead of a skyscraper, as he did in his previous appearance.
Lucy
reads a Columbia-Minerva catalog, a company that made yarn and
other knitting and millinery products. They were founded in 1902 and
today are known as Minerva Mills.
Frank’s
birthday is the same day as the Westland Bank’s Annual
Employee picnic.
When
Lucy oversleeps, Mr. Mooney says he has had one of the quietest
morning’s since Roosevelt closed the banks.
On March
6, 1933, after
a month-long run on banks, President Franklin
Delano Roosevelt
proclaimed a Bank Holiday that shut down the American banking system.
When the banks reopened on March 13, depositors stood in line to
return their hoarded cash.
Frank
plays the harmonica at the picnic. Apparently the bank picnic is
open to more than just bank employees. Lucy brings along Frank, Mary
Jane, and her boyfriend Harold (who is not seen on camera). In an earlier scene, Lucy asks Frank if he likes a turkey sandwich. Frank says no – the whole turkey. So Lucy brings a whole roasted turkey to the picnic.
Lucy’s
transistor radio is seen at the picnic. This is a frequently used
prop on the show, even before Lucy moved to California.
For
winning the balloon race, Lucy and Frank win a Lawrence Welk album
complete with bubble pipe. Lawrence
Welk was
a hugely popular bandleader who would appear as himself on a 1970
episode of “Here’s Lucy.” Welk called his orchestra and
singers ‘The Champagne Music Makers’ so a soap bubble machine was
often used to imitate the bubbles from a glass of Champagne.
A KNIT / SWEATER YARN!

Inspired by “Lucy Writes a Play” (ILL S1;E17).

A blonde Lucille Ball struggles with the knitting needles alongside Patricia Wilder (left) and Anne Shirley, knitting behind the scenes at RKO in 1936.

Lucille Ball knitting a sweater at home! From the February 1942 Photoplay / Movie Mirror magazine.

Sweater humor in “The Freezer” (ILL S1;E29). Does Uncle Oscar like the color red? Or just black and white?

A pink sweater, not red, was the cause of all the trouble crossing the border when “Lucy Goes To Mexico” (LDCH 1958).

Socks, not sweaters, are the reason to take up knitting when Ricky and Fred are “Drafted” (ILL S1;E11).
FRED: “When a woman cries for no reason, sits down and knits tiny little things, what else?”

“Lucy Hires an English Tutor” (ILL S2;E13) opens with enceinte Lucy knitting, a common TV trope for expectant mothers.

Mrs. Rachel Revere also picked up the knitting needles for her man Paul in a 1964 “The Jack Benny Program” featuring Lucille Ball.

A department store sweater sale caused an angry fight between Lucy and an aggressive shopper in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). Someone obviously got the last red sweater!

For his birthday, Kim Carter gives her brother Craig a turtle neck sweater she knit herself. It turns out to be short on turtle and long on neck in a 1969 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
Flashbacks!

The August 1957 TV Star Parade cover featured Lucille Ball and Clint Walker. Coincidentally, Lawrence Welk is also on the cover, as well as being mentioned in this 1966 episode!

A year earlier, Walker also appeared as Frank Winslow in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9). Their romance went to great heights! In “Lucy and Clint Walker,” however, there is no mention of this “sleeping beauty’s” violent reactions to being suddenly awoken! In this follow-up, it is his canine companion Lightning who is the real sleeping beauty! Lightning is nowhere to be found in the previous outing.

This
episode features a sleepy basset hound named Lightning. “Kiddie Parties
Inc.” (S2;E2) featured a sleepy blood hound named Thunderbolt.Fast Forward!

Lawrence Welk appeared as himself (along with his bubbles) on a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

Lucy Barker also dates the head of a construction company (Peter Graves) in “Love Among the Two-By-Fours” (LWL S1;E3) in 1986.
Blooper
Alerts!
Dating Game! Mary
Jane says she wishes she had a boyfriend as handsome and well built
as Frank. She says that her boyfriend Harold is short and skinny and
has a size 2 neck. In “Lucy and the Golden Greek” (S4;E2) her
boyfriend was named Jim (Robert Fortier, above) who was tall, handsome and
muscular, just like Frank.
Shut the Door! When
Lucy comes home with the bags of yarn, she does not shut the front
door. Mary Jane walks through it and also does not shut it. This is
typical of “The Lucy Show.”
Practicality Problem! The
idea to knit a fire engine red wool sweater to give to a macho construction
worker as a birthday gift at a warm-weather Southern California
picnic is a somewhat impractical idea. But it’s the thought that counts!
Tape Measure Trickery! When Lucy is trying to take Frank’s measurements without him noticing, he looks directly at her little green tape measure, which also makes a clicking noise as the tape is drawn out. Perhaps Frank is playing along so as not to spoil the surprise?

“Lucy and Clint Walker” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

-
Lucy the Robot
S4;E23
~ February 28, 1966

Synopsis
Lucy
convinces her new neighbor to invent a robot to keep Mr. Mooney’s
visiting nephew busy, but when the Robot falls down a flight of
steps, Lucy must take its place.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)Mary
Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.Guest
Cast
Jay
North
(Wendell Mooney) will
forever be remembered for giving life to the comic strip hellion
“Dennis
the Menace”
(1959) on TV. During the show’s final season, North played opposite
Gale Gordon as John Wilson. “Dennis the Menace” was canceled in
1963. In the ensuing three years North became a teenager with a deeper
voice and red hair instead of blonde. Two weeks prior to this
episode airing, North guest starred on an episode of “My Three
Sons” with Barry Livingston, who played Mr. Mooney’s youngest son,
Arnold (so Wendell’s cousin) in two season 2 episodes. North left
Hollywood and screen acting in 1985. He later reported that he was unhappy as a child actor and was abused by his aunt, who was his guardian. As of 2017, he was working as a
prison guard in Florida.Wendell
is Mr. Mooney’s 13 year-old nephew. He is staying with his Uncle Theodore and Aunt Irma while his parents are on a two week vacation. The character is described as a rambunctious child, not unlike Dennis Mitchell. The
difference is that Wendell has a sour disposition, while Dennis’s
outlook was generally sunny.
Vito Scotti (Sam Boscovitch) played the Fencing Instructor in “Lucy Digs Up a Date” (S1;E2), the second episode of the series in 1962. He was born in San Francisco, but spent much of his youth in Naples, Italy. His first role with Lucille Ball was as a Tijuana shopkeeper in “Lucy Goes to Mexico,” a 1958 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He also had a small role in the Bob Hope / Lucille Ball film The Facts of Life (1960). Scotti is probably best remembered for his recurring role as Captain Fomento on “The Flying Nun” (1967-1969). He died in 1996 at age 78.
Sam lives in the apartment downstairs from Lucy.

Dorothy
Konrad
(Mrs. Fletcher, Wendell’s Babysitter) played
Danfield volunteer firefighter Dorothy Boyer in several season one
episodes as
well as several other characters. This is her final series
appearance.In the scope of the plot, Mrs. Fletcher might well have been Irma Mooney. Konrad certainly matches Mr. Mooney’s previous descriptions of her. Instead, however, Mr. Mooney claims his wife is at a commando reunion. It is likely that that they wanted to continue the gag of keeping Mrs. Mooney off-screen.

Larry
Dean
(Major Fun Fun, the Robot) was
a mime who specialized in playing robots, which he also did on
episodes of “Lost in Space” and “Bewitched.” He previously
played the Mechanical Butler (another robot) in Bigelow’s
Department Store window in “Lucy
and the Ceramic Cat” (S3;E17).Dean’s first entrance gets a round of applause from the studio audience, although it sounds very much like ‘canned’ applause, added later to fill the slight pause of his march step.

Sid
Gould
(Delivery Man) made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
(born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
Gary Morton.Bennett
Green
(Bennett, Delivery Man) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love
Lucy.” He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”Green
is barely seen on camera here, staying behind the large gift wrapped
box containing Lucy the robot during its delivery to the Mooney home. If Sid
Gould had not addressed him by name, he would be impossible to
identify because he is also uncredited.

The TV sitcom “Dennis the Menace” (based on the comic strip) aired from 1959 to 1962. In the show’s final season, the long-suffering character of neighbor George Wilson was written out due to the death of actor Joseph Kearns.
Gale Gordon was added to the cast as George’s brother, Henry.
Kearns had played two characters on “I Love Lucy” – a psychiatrist in season one, and a theatre manager in season six.

When Lucille Ball was finally convinced to return to network television in 1962, she naturally wanted Gordon to join her, but he was unable to due to his prior commitment to “Dennis the Menace” so Mrs. Carmichael’s put-upon banker was played by Charles Lane. Lane was also on “Dennis” as the recurring character of druggist Mr. Finch. He played the role six times before leaving for “Lucy”, his final episode airing just a day before his penultimate episode of “Lucy”!

This was the second time that Gordon and Ball failed to connect contractually, when he was offered, but turned down, the role of Fred Mertz in 1951 after playing a similar character on Lucy’s radio show “My Favorite Husband.” When “Dennis” was canceled and Gordon was finally free, Ball wasted no time in hiring Gordon and had Lane’s character Mr. Barnsdahl written out in order to make way for new banker Theodore Mooney.
“Dennis the Menace” also had a character named Theodore Mooney – a police sergeant (George Cisar). He was often seen in the company of Lucy Elkins (Irene Tedrow) and John Wilson (Gale Gordon).

Besides Gordon, Lane, and Kearns, “Dennis” also featured “Lucy Show” and/or “I Love Lucy” alumni like:
- Mary Wickes (Miss Cathcart)
- Edward Everett Horton (Uncle Ned)
- Kathryn Card (Mrs. Biddy)
- Parley Baer (Captain Blast)
- Elvia Allman (Edna)
- Tyler McVey (Mr. Carlson)
- Dub Taylor (Opie Swanson)
- Norman Leavitt (various roles)
- Bob Jellison (Announcer)
- Richard Reeves (Mr. Kelly)
- Lurene Tuttle (Mrs. Courtland)
- Nestor Paiva (Gamali)
- Jonathan Hole (Addison Brook)
- Stanley Adams (Jerry Richman)
- Willard Waterman (Otis Quigley)
- Harry Cheshire (Mr. Petry)
- Eve McVeagh (Mrs. Purcell)
- Harvey Korman (Bowers)
- Stafford Repp (Lt. Wheeler)
- Verna Felton (Aunt Emma)
- Madge Blake (Mrs. Porter)
- Ellen Corby (Miss Douglas)
- Eleanor Audley (Mrs. Pompton)
- and frequent extras Leoda Richards, Leon Alton, Olan Soule, Larry J. Blake, George DeNormand, and Monty O’Grady

On
the date this episode first aired (February 28, 1966) “The Lucy
Show’s” CBS TV lead-in was an episode of “I’ve Got a Secret”
with guest star Vivian Vance (Ethel Mertz / Vivian Bagley). It would
be her last of six appearances on the quiz show.
Also on February 28, 1966, actor Jonathan Hale died at age 74. He had appeared with Lucille Ball in Her Husband’s Affairs (1947) and Easy To Wed (1946).

Following
the previous week’s episode, an episode of “The Andy Griffith Show” (also filmed at Desilu
Studios) featured Vito Scotti (Sam Buscovitch). The episode also co-starred Jamie Farr (above left), who was featured in “Lucy the Rain Goddess” (S4;E15).
After
Sam’s explosion causes Lucy’s TV to short out, she asked if he was in
New York during the big blackout.
The
Northeast
Blackout of 1965
occurred on Tuesday, November 9, 1965, affecting parts of Ontario
in
Canada, Connecticut,
Massachusetts,
New
Hampshire,
New
Jersey,
New
York,
Rhode
Island,
Pennsylvania,
and Vermont.
Over 30 million people were left without electricity for up to 13
hours.
Lucy
says she’s a big fan of inventors like Thomas Edison and Alexander
Graham Bell because she’s always making telephone calls and turning
on lights.
Alexander Graham Bell (1847-1922, left) is the inventor of the telephone. Thomas
Alva Edison (1847-1931, right)
is credited as the inventor of the light bulb.Sam tells Lucy that he was a fat kid. Lucy confesses to Sam that she had braces and flaming red hair. This confession indicates that Lucy Carmichael’s hair is naturally red (albeit maybe not that particular shade), and not dyed, as Lucy Ricardo’s was.

We
learn that Mr. Mooney has a cat named Cleo.
It was probably named for Cleo
Morgan (nee
Mandicos aka Cleo Smith) who was Lucille Ball’s first cousin,
although the two were raised as sisters. Morgan later became a
producer on “Here’s Lucy.” Mr. Mooney also has a Sheepdog named
Nelson. Neither Cleo nor Nelson appear on camera in this episode.
MR. MOONEY: (Into telephone) “Tell him not to put Cleo’s head in the goldfish bowl!”
Hearing that Wendell is putting Cleo’s head in the goldfish bowl is reminiscent of the relationship between Figaro the cat and Cleo the goldfish in Disney’s 1940 animated film Pinocchio. The pair were given their own short film in 1943.

Cleo (the toy) made an appearance on “I Love Lucy” in May 1953.

This
is the first time we see the inside of Mr. Mooney’s California house.
In “Lucy Helps the Countess” (S4;E8) he flirted with the idea of
moving into an ultra-modern high rise apartment in Cucamonga.
Lucy
suggests the expressionless Robot would be a good replacement for Ed
Sullivan.
The famous TV show host was nicknamed “Old Stoneface” for
his unsmiling demeanor. From 1954 to 1968 Lucille Ball made 10
appearances on “The Ed Sullivan Show.” Ed Sullivan and his show
were also mentioned several times on “I Love Lucy.”
When
the Robot is leaving Sam’s apartment as well as when Lucy is marching
around the Mooney living room, the underscoring is “Parade
of the Wooden Soldiers”
(also known as “Parade of the Tin Soldiers” or “March of the Wooden Soliders”) composed by
Leon Jessel in 1897.
‘In’ Jokes!
- Wendell
to Lucy / Major Fun Fun: “Boy,
I’m gonna have a BALL with you!” - Wendell
to Lucy / Major Fun Fun: “This
HAIR doesn’t look real.”
[Lucille Ball’s color was the result of Henna dye and she sometimes
wore wigs on the show.] - Mr.
Mooney to Lucy about Wendell: “You
will keep that MENACE subdued for the next eight days!”
Callbacks!

The
exploding television set is reminiscent of “The Courtroom” (ILL
S2;E7) in which both the Mertzes and the Judge’s TV sets explode.
Lucy spanking Wendell as punishment, is reminiscent of the many episodes Ricky spanked Lucy, one of the most controversial aspects of the show to modern audiences. Today, even corporal punishment of one’s own children is frowned upon and would not be depicted on television in a comic way.

Lucy Carmichael previously encountered a robot butler (also played by mime Larry Dean) in “Lucy and the Ceramic Cat” (S3;E16).

In
Sam’s kitchen cupboard, there is a box of Kiddie Cookies, a fictional
product first
seen on “The Talent Discoverers Show” in “Lucy
and the Plumber” (S3;E2)
and then again in the Los Angeles supermarket during “Lucy and
Joan” (S4;E4).
Lucy Carmichael: “What would keep a 13 year-old boy happy?”
Sam Boscovitch: “How about a 13 year-old girl?”
~ “Lucy the Robot” 1966
Lucy Ricardo: “It’s just a little boy. Now, what do you think I better have ready for him when he gets here?”
Ethel Mertz: “How about a little girl?”

In Sam’s apartment there is a toy Ferris wheel that was first seen back in Danfield in “Vivian Sues Lucy” (S1;E10). It belonged to Jerry, Lucy’s son.

After the Robot leaves Sam’s apartment there is an off-camera crash, and Lucy Carmichael walks back in carrying the Robot’s head and leg. In “The Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27), Lucy Ricardo leaves her Westport home, there is an off-camera crash, and Lucy walks back in carrying the statue’s head and leg. Lucy Ricardo pleads with Mr. Silvestry, the statue’s creator, to make another statue, just as Lucy Carmichael pleads with Sam to make another robot. Lucy Ricardo then takes the statue’s place for the unveiling, just as Lucy Carmichael assumes the identity of the Robot in the gift box.
Blooper
Alerts
Me Too! When Lucy meets Sam Buscovitch for the first time, he says he just moved from New York. Oddly, Lucy does not say “Me too!” This would be a natural response from a recent transplant to the West Coast.
Sitcom Logic Alert! It takes Sam a total of 15 seconds to ‘fix’ and ‘adjust’ Lucy’s television set! It then receives broadcasts from Hong Kong, more than 7,000 miles away!
Door is Ajar! When
Sam rushes into Lucy’s apartment after the explosion, he leaves the
door wide open, which is usual on “The Lucy Show.” After the
Delivery Men leave the Mooney house, they also leave the front door open.
Sitcom Logic Alert 2! Both Wendell and Mrs. Fletcher touch Lucy but still don’t realize she is a real person, not a robot.
Floor Plan! During the second scene in Sam’s apartment, his kitchen
table and chairs have disappeared. Lucy’s
desk at the bank is now back inside Mr. Mooney’s office. In the
previous episode, “Lucy and Bob Crane” (S4;E22), she was
re-assigned to New Accounts with a desk in the bank’s lobby.Fast Forward!

A more realistic robot will be featured in the “Life With Lucy” episode “Lucy Makes Curtis Byte the Dust” (LWL S1;E6) in 1986. His name is Rupert.

A still from this episode was incorporated into the photo montage on the Season 4 DVD box cover.

“Lucy the Robot” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5
1966, Alexander Graham Bell, Bennett Green, Blackout of 1965, CBS, Cleo Morgan, Dorothy Konrad, Ed Sullivan, Gale Gordon, Inventor, Jay North, Larry Dean, Lucille Ball, Lucy the Robot, March of the Toy Soldiers, Parade of Wooden Soldiers, Robot, Sid Gould, The Lucy Show, Thomas Edison, Tin Soldier, Toy Soldier, tv, TV Set, Vito Scotti -
RIP Jimmy Piersall (1929-2017)
-
Lucy and the Soap Opera
S4;E19~
January 31, 1966

Synopsis
The
star of Lucy’s favorite soap opera lives in her building and tells
her that his character’s fate is in question. Curious Lucy
disguises herself in a number of outrageous get-ups to gain access to
the show’s reclusive writer and learn how the show will turn out.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane
Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)Guest
Cast
Jan
Murray
(Peter Shannon) was a stand-up comedian who got his start on the
“borscht belt” circuit. He was a favorite guest on TV variety
and talk shows. This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.
John
Howard
(Mr. Vernon) was seen in such Hollywood hits as The
Philadelphia Story (1940)
and Lost
Horizon
(1937). This is his only appearance opposite Lucille Ball.The
character is given no first name and only addressed as Mr. Vernon.
John
Alvin
(Director of “Camden Cove”) was a character actor who appeared as
Harry Barth on several episodes of “The Beverley Hillbillies”,
among his more than 170 other screen credits. This is his only
appearance opposite Lucille Ball.
Bennett
Green (‘Jury
Foreman’) was
Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love Lucy.” He does occasional
background work on “The Lucy Show.”
Jane
Kean
(Pussycat) is
probably best remembered for her association with Jackie Gleason,
assuming the role of Trixie Norton when “The Honeymooners” was
revived in 1966. This was her only appearance with Lucille Ball.
Sid
Gould
(‘Judge’) made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
(born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
“The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
Lucy.”George
Bruggeman
(‘Juror’, uncredited) was a passenger on the S.S. Constitution when Lucy and Ricky
Ricardo has their “Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14) in 1956.
Fellow Juror Bennett Green was also in that episode. He was also an
extra in the Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film The
Facts of Life
(1960).Roy
Rowan
(“Camden Cove” Announcer) was
the off-camera announcer for every episode of “I Love Lucy” as
well as “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” He was also the
voice heard when TV or radio programs were featured on the plot of
all three shows. He made a couple of on screen appearances as well.Paul Power (Clerk, uncredited) was seen in two films with Lucille Ball, two episodes of “I Love Lucy,” and three episodes of “The Lucy Show.”
Other
background performers play the other jurors and “Camden Cove”
production crew.

This
episode was filmed on December 9, 1965. On that date CBS aired “A
Charlie Brown Christmas” for the first time. It has since become a
holiday staple.
The
date this episode first aired (January 31, 1966) Mickey Rooney’s
fifth wife was found dead, the victim of a murder / suicide with her
boyfriend, just ten days after she separated from Rooney. Just one
week earlier, Rooney guest starred on “The Lucy Show” making
jokes about his alimony payments.
Less than 24 hours later, comic
actor Buster Keaton died at age 70. One of his last live
appearances was a TV tribute to Stan Laurel where he shared the stage
with Lucille Ball. Lucy and Keaton appeared together in the 1946
film Easy
to Wed.
The
“Camden Cove” cast of characters:- Roger Gregory – a banker
accused of embezzlement - Cynthia
– Roger’s daughter - Victoria
Carruthers – Roger’s sister-in-law, a librarian - Mr.
Camden – the town patriarch - Agnes
Forsythe – a waitress at the Camden Cove Tea Room who got amnesia - Mrs.
Thompson – whose only son was court-martialed and has eight months to
live - Dr.
Ingmar – who lost his glasses when he performed an appendectomy on
Victoria Carruthers
Marty
is the producer of “Camden Cove.”
Camden
Cove is described at “The Typical American Town” so it was
probably inspired by “Peyton Place,” a prime-time
soap
opera
which
aired on ABC
from
1964 to 1969. Like “Camden Cove,” it aired three nights a week
and dealt with the tangled relationships found in a small American
town. Danfield was compared to Peyton
Place
in “Lucy and Joan” (S4;E4).Gale
Gordon gets entrance and exits applause from the studio audience in
the opening scene. He even gets a smattering of entrance applause in
his second scene. Lucy gets entrance applause when she comes into
the courtroom, indicating that this final scene may have been filmed
first for logistical reasons, although Lucille Ball preferred not to
film out of sequence.
Mr.
Vernon says “Camden Cove” is his best work since playing the
voice of Oink-Oink in the “Piggy Pete” cartoons. Lucy compares
his talent to that of Richard Burton. Richard
Burton’s
name was last dropped in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). He will
guest star with his wife Elizabeth Taylor on a 1970 episode of
“Here’s Lucy.”Lucy
says she was never too happy with the way Shakespeare handled Romeo
and Juliet; those crazy mixed up kids. She wanted them to live
happily ever after.To
find out the fate of ‘Roger Gregory’, Lucy disguises herself as a
male Japanese gardener from the Los Angeles Garden Club sent to
exterminate Japanese beetles. He says they are much worse than the
Beatles from England. This is a play on the homonyms ‘beetles’ and
‘Beatles,’ the tremendously popular rock and roll group from Great
Britain.
Many
viewers cite this as one of their least favorite episodes, due mainly
to the stereotypical portrayal of the Japanese gardener in both
appearance and speech. Although this sort of thing would be
unthinkable today, in 1961 Caucasian actor Mickey Rooney (guest star
of last week’s episode of “The Lucy Show”) played Mr. Yunioshi in
Breakfast
at Tiffany’s.
Despite the controversy, the film is still well regarded, just as
Lucille Ball’s reputation does not seem to have been marred by
creating yellow face (and previously red face) caricatures for the
sake of comedy.
Mr.
Mooney says that Peter Shannon, the writer of “Camden Cove,”
works from his rustic hideaway cabin atop Coldwater Canyon. In 1942,
Lucille Ball reported that while driving through Coldwater
Canyon
her temporary fillings started to pick up vibrations that sounded
like music. Buster Keaton was the one to alert Lucy that it might be
from radio transmission. The FBI tracked the source to the shack of
a Japanese gardener, who may or may not have been a spy. This
possibly apocryphal story (which Ball herself told on countless talk
shows) is doubtless the reason Shannon’s hideaway is located in
Coldwater Canyon and that Lucy disguises herself as a Japanese
gardener.
The
gardener says he has a family of 97 with cousins in Pasadena,
Glendale, Rodondo Beach, Cucamonga, and ‘Horrywood’ (“a little
suburb between Anaheim and Azusa”). Later, disguised a the little
old lady, she repeats the same list of cities. Then, as herself, Lucy
repeats it as she leaves the courtroom. Cucamonga
was the location of the ultra-modern apartment that Lucy and Rosie
try to sell Mr. Mooney in “Lucy Helps the Countess” (S4;E8).
Lucille Ball’s final resting place was originally Forest Lawn cemetery in
Glendale, but she was later exhumed and moved to Jamestown, New York, her birthplace.
Azusa
is the location of Aldolino Italian Restaurant, whose founder Aldo
Formica served as Lucille Ball’s instructor for throwing pizza dough
in the air in “Visitor from Italy” (ILL S6;E5) as well as
appearing in the episode himself.As
usual with “The Lucy Show” Lucy seems to have no control over the
hose spraying the insecticide, drenching Mr. Mooney.
A
hospitalized Peter Shannon says “I’m
only 39 and I’m on Medicare!” President
Johnson signed the
Medicare bill
into
law on July 30, 1965, just a few months before this episode was
filmed. Jan Murray (Shannon) was actually 49 at the time.
When
addressing the ‘jury’ Lucy concludes by saying:
“The
quality of mercy is not strain’d, it
droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.”
This
is a quote
from Act IV, scene one of Shakespeare’s The
Merchant of Venice,
a play which also features a legal action and a female attorney.Callbacks!


Lucy
manipulates Peter Shannon’s hospital bed so that he is sandwiched in,
just as she did to Mr. Mooney in “Lucy Plays Florence Nightingale”
(S2;E14).Blooper
Alerts

Wardrobe Repeat! As
the little old lady from the HHH (Happy Hospital Helpers) Lucy wears
the very same dress and wig that she wore as the little old lady from
Cucamonga in “Lucy Helps the Countess” (S4;E8).
“Lucy and the Soap Opera” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5A Charlie Brown Christmas, Azusa, Beatles, Bennett Green, Buster Keaton, Coldwater Canyon, Cucamonga, Gale Gordon, George Bruggeman, Glendale, Jan Murray, Jane Kean, John Alvin, John Howard, Lucille Ball, Lucy and the Soap Opera, Mary Jane Croft, Medicare, Mickey Rooney, Peyton Place, Richard Burton, Romeo and Juliet, Roy Rowan, Sid Gould, Soap Opera, The Lucy Show, The Merchant of Venice, Yellow Face - Roger Gregory – a banker




























































































































































