• Lucy, the Superwoman

    S4;E26
    ~ March 21, 1966

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    Synopsis

    When
    a heavy computer falls on Mr. Mooney’s foot, Lucy has a rush of adrenaline to lift it up. From then on, she has super-strength and wreaks havoc with her
    new-found power. Lucy the superwoman is then brought into a lab to be examined by
    scientists.  

    Directed by Maury Thompson ~ Written by Elroy Schwartz

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J.
    Mooney), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Robert
    F. Simon
    (Dr.
    Robert F. Simon) had
    a ten year run on Broadway (1942-52), in which he cut his teeth as
    actor and stage manager in everything from drama to musical comedy.
    He served as understudy to Lee
    J. Cobb
    as
    Willy Loman in Arthur
    Miller’s
    Death
    of a Salesman.

    He was seen with Lucille Ball in the 1960 film The
    Facts of Life

    and in a 1963 episode of “The Greatest Show on Earth.”

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    Parley
    Baer

    (Dr. Davis) previously
    played MGM’s Mr. Reilly in “Ricky
    Needs an Agent” (ILL S4;E29)

    and
    the furniture salesman Mr. Perry in “Lucy
    Gets Chummy with the Neighbors” (ILL S6;E18)
    .
    This is the fourth of his five appearances on “The Lucy Show.” He
    also made two appearances on “Here’s Lucy.” He is perhaps best
    known for his recurring roles as Mayor Stoner on “The Andy Griffith
    Show” and Doc Appleby in “The Dukes of Hazzard.”

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    Herb
    Vigran

    (Mr. Vigran) played
    Jule, Ricky Ricardo’s music agent on two episodes of “I Love
    Lucy” in addition to playing movie publicist Hal Sparks in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;23)
    .
    He was seen in the Lucy-Desi film The
    Long, Long Trailer
    .
    He played the role of the baseball umpire (and eye doctor) in two
    previous
    episodes.
    He will be seen in just one more episode of “The Lucy Show.”  

    Jack Perkins (Terrible Tony, a Wrestler) was a stuntman and actor often cast for his ability to play drunk. He also has quite a few credits as a brawler and a bartender. This is his last episode of “The Lucy Show.”

    Lucy claims to have seen Terrible Tony on television. 

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    Joel
    Marston

    (George Denton, Reporter for the Daily Gazette, above left) previously
    appeared as the supermarket clerk in “Lucy
    and Joan” (S4;E4)
    .
    Marston was an internationally known dog breeder and proprietor of
    Starcrest Kennels in California. This is his final appearance on the
    series. He retired to Jacksonville, Florida, where he became a water
    aerobics instructor.

    Eddie,
    the Daily Gazette photographer, is uncredited.

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    Robert
    S. Carson
    (Coach
    from the US Women’s Olympic Team) played
    bank employee Mr. Potter in “Lucy Saves Milton Berle” (S4;E13)
    and “Lucy
    at Marineland” (S4;E1).

    He
    was a busy Canadian-born character actor making the fifth of his six
    appearances on the series. He also made five appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Natalie
    Masters

    (Woman from Whamo Breakfast Cereals, below) was seen as a saleswoman in
    “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). She played
    private eye “Candy Matson” on the radio series of the same name,
    which ran on NBC from 1949 to 1951. This is her last appearance on
    “The Lucy Show.” 

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    John
    Perri
    (Man
    from Full-of-Pep Vitamins, above center) was previously seen as a supermarket
    checker in “Lucy and Joan” (S4;E4). He was
    seen on Broadway in The
    Boy Friend
    (1954),
    the musical that introduced Julie Andrews. This is his final
    appearance on “The Lucy Show.”

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    Joyce
    Perry

    (Lab Secretary) makes the first of two appearances on the series.
    She was also a screen writer, receiving Emmy nominations for “Days
    of Our Lives” and winning a WGA (Writers Guild of America) Award in
    1975 for “Search for Tomorrow.”  

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    Sid
    Gould

    (Sid, Computer Deliveryman) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton.

    Bennett
    Green
    (Computer
    Deliveryman #2) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love Lucy.”
    He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”

    Gould
    and Green have no lines as the Deliverymen. The two also played
    Deliverymen in “Lucy the Robot” (S4;E23) delivering the very
    large box containing Lucy as Major Fun Fun.  

    Alberto Morin (Bank Employee, uncredited) was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.

    Hazel Pierce (Bank Employee, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in throughout “I Love Lucy.” She made frequent on-camera appearances on the show. She was also an uncredited extra in the film Forever Darling (1956).

    One other uncredited performer plays a bank employee who comes to Mr.
    Mooney’s aid when the computer falls on his foot.

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    This
    is the final episode of season 4. Overall, season 4 rated #3 (a 27.7
    share) in the Nielsen Ratings, the highest rating of the series thus
    far. The official DVDs of season 4 (with bonus material) were first
    released on April 26, 2011.

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    This
    is the first of three episodes written by Elroy Schwartz. He
    was born in Passaic, New Jersey, in 1923 and was the brother of
    Sherwood Schwartz.  As such, he wrote several episodes of his
    brother’s most popular series: “Gilligan’s Island” and “The
    Brady Bunch.”  

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    Indeed, the premise of this episode was taken from a script of “Gilligan’s Island”!  On the series, the castaways discover cans of vegetables that turn out to be radioactive. Gilligan eats the spinach (the same vegetable that gave Popeye strength) and develops super-human strength. It was aired six months after this episode of “The Lucy Show” – September 26, 1966 – also on CBS. 

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    The idea of a sudden onset of super-human strength (aka ‘Hysterical Strength’) was a familiar trope on television, but based on real-life anecdotes, mostly about parents lifting cars to rescue their children. Comic book artist Jack Kirby claims he saw a woman lift a car off her baby, which inspired him to create the Incredible Hulk, whose first appearance was in 1962.

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    On
    the same evening this episode first aired (March 21, 1966), ABC
    broadcast the last new episode of  “Ben Casey” starring Vince
    Edwards.  Edwards did a cameo in “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood
    Premiere” (S4;E20, above)
    . “Ben Casey” was filmed at Desilu Studios. The series finale was directed by Marc Daniels, who had directed 39 episodes of “I Love Lucy” from 1951-53. 

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    “The
    Lucy Show”
    was replaced for the summer (July-September 1966) by the
    fourth season of Vacation
    Playhouse,

    an anthology series of
    unsold TV comedy pilots.
    One was titled “Where There’s Smokey” starring Gale Gordon as a
    Fire Chief. The pilot was completed in 1959 but not aired until
    August 1, 1966. When the pilot wasn’t picked up, Gordon took the
    role of Mr. Heckendorn, the landlord on “Make Room for Daddy,”
    also filmed at Desilu. On August 29, 1966, “Vacation Playhouse”
    aired “The Two of Us” starring “Lucy Show” cast members Mary
    Jane Croft (Mary Jane) and Barry Livingston (Arnold Mooney).  

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    When
    Mr. Mooney is getting a computer in his office, Lucy wants to ask it
    for dating tips. Mr. Mooney replies that it is a computer, not “Dear
    Abby.” Dear
    Abby

    is
    an advice
    column
    founded
    in 1956 by Pauline
    Phillips
    under
    the pen name ‘Abigail Van Buren’ and carried on today by
    her daughter, Jeanne
    Phillips. In 1965, CBS aired a radio version of Dear Abby’s column.  Lucille Ball also had a CBS radio series at the time. 

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    In this episode, Lucille
    Ball’s hairstyle (probably a wig) has longer bangs and sides. This
    could be to cover the ‘lift tape’ (a sort of non-surgical face lift)
    that she wore on camera starting around this time.

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    To decide where to put the computer in the office, Mr. Vigran feeds it a punch card. Punch cards were widely used through much of the 20th century in the data processing industry. The IBM 12-row / 80-column punched card format came to dominate the industry. Many early digital computers used punched cards as the primary medium for input of both computer programs and data. While punched cards are now obsolete as a storage medium, as of 2012, some voting machines still used punch cards to record votes. 

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    When
    Lucy lifts the computer the second time (just to prove she can), she
    gets a round of applause from the studio audience!  This happens
    again when she lifts the desk in her apartment.  Apparently the audience completely invests in the silly premise that Lucy has
    developed super human strength.  

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    When
    Lucy inadvertently crushes the can of tomato juice, she says in a
    childlike voice: “Boy,
    it sure doesn’t look like tomato juice!”
      In the 1960s Wow,
    it sure doesn’t taste like tomato juice!”


    was the advertising slogan for V8,
    a beverage manufactured by Campbells. 

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    V8
    got its name from the fact that it originally contained the juice of
    eight different vegetables.
    It
    was first marketed in 1933 and is still sold today. 

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    Lucy
    swats a fly with a rolled up magazine and breaks a support column in
    half. This is the same column that muscular Frank Winslow broke in
    half when he was startled awake and went into a karate chop in “Lucy
    and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9).
     The column in “Lucy, the Superwoman” is much narrower
    than the one seen above.

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    When
    Lucy breaks the blood pressure machine causing a spurt of liquid into
    the air, Mr. Mooney shouts “Thar
    she blows!”

    Thar
    she blows

    is what the lookout on a whaling ship would shout when seeing a whale
    surface and blowing air out of its blowhole.

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    When
    Lucy sneezes and blows the paperwork off the shelves, Mr. Mooney says
    “Now
    I know why they name hurricanes after women.”  
    In
    1953, after a brief two-year period of using the Greek alphabet,
    meteorologists began using female
    names for hurricanes.
    In 1979, after much pressure from women’s groups, male names were
    integrated into the naming. Hurricanes now alternate between male and
    female names.

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    Lucy’s
    twenty foot standing broad jump and hurdle stunts were accomplished
    by speeding up the film and putting Lucy on wires.  

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    It is likely that most of the lab scenes were shot without a studio audience due to the nature of the stunts involved. Also telling is that after Lucy does her first ‘flight’ the studio audience does not applaud, as they had for the much simpler stunts earlier in the show. 

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    Examples of Lucy’s super human strength:

    • She
      lifts Mr. Mooney off his feet into the air when helping him up
    • She
      breaks the return carriage off her typewriter
    • She
      staples a document and breaks off the end of her desk
    • She
      closes a file cabinet drawer which smashes a hole in the wall
    • She
      rips the doorknob off Mr. Mooney’s office door and then rips the door
      off as well
    • She
      closes her apartment door with a kick and splits it in two
    • She
      squeezes her grocery bag and collapses a can of tomato juice and cans
      of vegetables
    • She
      tears the door off her refrigerator
    • She
      squeezes 6oz of juice from a 3oz orange
    • She
      pulls the bottom off an ice cube tray
    • She
      swats a fly and breaks a pillar in half
    • She
      empties a full glass of cranberry juice in one sip
    • She
      saws through a table when cutting a slice of roast beef
    • She
      brings a professional wrestler to his feet with a handshake
    • She
      causes paperwork to fly off the shelves with a sneeze
    • She
      breaks a blood pressure machine
    • She
      kicks a tray into the air when her reflexes are tested
    • She
      nearly deafens the doctor when she talks into his stethoscope
    • She
      pitches an iron shot put ball through a glass window pane and a brick
      wall
    • She
      jumps twenty feet in her first attempt at the standing broad jump
    • She
      hurdles in the air over three men who are bending over
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    Callbacks!

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    Mary
    Jane says that the TV reporters are calling Lucy “Superman with
    prettier muscles.”
     In 1957, Lucy Ricardo pretended to
    be the man of steel in “Lucy and Superman” (ILL S6;E13).

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    Lucille Ball also used wires to ‘fly’ as the Witch in “Little Ricky’s School Pageant” (ILL S6;E10). 

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    And again in “Danny Thomas’s the Wonderful World of Burlesque” aired just a few months before this episode of “Here’s Lucy”. 

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    Lucy
    operated a similar massive gray computer that was located in the bank
    lobby at the start of “Lucy and Bob Crane” (S4;E22), although
    neither she nor Mr. Mooney mention it in this episode.

    Fast Forward!

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    In 1972, Harry Carter also gets a computer installed in the office to help with the workload in “Lucy’s Replacement” (HL S4;E19). 

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    Mrs. Carmichael wants to ask the new computer for dating tips like it is a mechanical Dear Abby. Two years later, Lucy Carter consulted a computer for dating tips in “Lucy the Matchmaker” (HL S1;E12).

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    The desk that Lucy Carmichael lifts with ease will turn up again as set decoration for Harry Carter’s Home in “Lucy’s Wedding Party” (HL S3;E8) in 1970. Lucy Carter dusts it, but doesn’t lift it! 

    Blooper
    Alerts

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    Keep Jiggling, Viggie! When the computer is first installed, Mr. Vigran has a bit of trouble getting the second dolly out from underneath the computer so it can fall on Mr. Mooney’s foot.  After a few seconds of jiggling, it comes free. 

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    Desk Work! When
    Lucy lifts the desk in her apartment, the track for raising it off
    the ground can be seen underneath, despite being painted the color of
    the wall.

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    Super-Strong Sweet Tooth! Lucy comes home from work holding a shopping bag and 5 pink bakery boxes. Why does a woman living alone need five boxes of baked goods?  The boxes were a familiar item on the show and the Desilu props department must have had quite a few in stock!  Also, if Lucy went shopping on her way home, why doesn’t she have any stories of the mayhem she must have caused in the stores to tell Mary Jane when she comes over?  

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    I’ve Got A Beef! When Lucy picks the roast beef up off the floor, we can see that the roast has been glued to the plate! 

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    At the lab, Dr. Davis asks Lucy if she’s ever had any accidents. She says that except for fender benders, she hasn’t. She must have forgotten that she suffered a blow to the head and got amnesia just two years earlier! 

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    “Lucy, the Superwoman”
    rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy the Gun Moll

    S4;E25
    ~ March 14, 1966

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    Synopsis

    In
    an “Untouchables” parody, a Federal Agent says that Lucy looks
    just like the chanteuse gun moll of a bank robber about to be
    released prison. For a $5,000 reward, Lucy agrees to become the gun
    moll and help find the hidden loot.  

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael / Rusty Martin), Gale Gordon (Theodore J.
    Mooney)

    Mary
    Jane Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Robert
    Stack

    (Federal Agent Briggs) played Eliot Ness on “The Untouchables.”
    He was in the series pilot for Desilu and (along with Walter
    Winchell) was the only actor to appear in every episode as well as
    the pilot. In 1957, he earned an Oscar nomination for Written
    on the Wind
    .
    When he took the role of Eliot Ness, he expected that the pilot
    would fail. From 1987 to 2002 he was the host of TV’s “Unsolved
    Mysteries.” Stack died in 2003 at age 84.

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    Bruce
    Gordon

    (Big Nick) played Frank Nitti on “The Untouchables” in 30
    episodes. Gordon had appeared
    on Broadway in the long-running play Arsenic
    and Old Lace
    (1941-44)
    with Boris Karloff. He was also on Broadway with Charlton Heston and
    Katherine Cornell in Antony
    and Cleopatra

    (1947-48). His heavy-featured look and gravelly voice led him to be
    typecast as gangsters.
    He died in 2011 at age 94.

    Nick calls Rusty ‘Doll’.

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    Steve
    London

    (Detective Lane, left)
    appeared as Agent
    Jack Rossman on “The Untouchables” for 63 episodes, although he
    often had little or no dialogue.
    After
    this his career waned he attended law school he practiced under his
    birth name Walter Gragg. He died in 2014 at age 85.

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    Walter
    Winchell

    (Narrator
    Voice) was a journalist and radio host who was the narrator of “The
    Untouchables.” Along with Robert Stack, he was the only person to
    be part of every episode as well as the show’s pilot. His voice was
    heard (uncredited) in the 1949 Lucille Ball film Sorrowful
    Jones
    .
    Winchell is said to have coined
    the phrase, “America – love it or leave it."  He “left it” in 1972 when he died at age 74.

    Marl Young (Piano Players, uncredited) was the show’s musical arranger and become “Here’s Lucy” musical director. He often appeared on camera when episodes included music.

    Duke
    Fishman
    (Domino
    Club Audience, uncredited) was also an extra in 8 episodes of “The
    Untouchables.” His birth name was Marcus, but he was known as ‘the
    Duke of Catalina’ so he adopted Duke as his first name.

    Kathryn Janssen (Domino Club Audience, uncredited) began doing background work in 1966. This is her second of at least 4 “Lucy Show” appearances. She went on to be spotted in three episodes of “Here’s Lucy”.

    Background
    performers play the other members of the Domino Club audience. There is also a jazz quartet playing back-up for Lucy / Rusty.

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    In
    the episode’s title the term ‘gun moll’ refers to a female
    companion of a professional criminal. The word ‘moll’ derives
    from ‘molly,’ a euphemism for ‘whore’ or ‘prostitute’ in 17th century England.
    In real life, Bonnie Parker (companion of Clyde Barrow) and Mae Capone
    (wife of Al Capone) were gun molls. Fictional gun molls include
    Breathless Mahoney (Dick Tracy) and Tallulah (Bugsy Malone).  

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    The September 27, 1960 Look Magazine with both Lucille Ball and Robert Stack on the cover!

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    The Untouchables was first an autobiographical memoir by Eliot Ness co-written with Oscar Fraley, published in 1957.

    According to testimony from Aladena Fratianno (aka Jimmy the Weasel), a Mafia boss-turned-FBI informant, the Mafia ordered the assassination of producer Desi Arnaz in 1966, because they didn’t like that “The Untouchables” was focusing attention on the Mafia and because of the show’s portrayal of Italians. Fratianno said that two hitmen hid themselves near Arnaz’s house one night waiting for him to show up, but he never did. Shortly afterwards, the assassination order was rescinded when they realized that Arnaz’s murder would cause the Mafia more trouble than it was worth.

    it is worth noting, however, that Arnaz actually sold his share of Desilu to Lucille Ball in 1962, so he didn’t even own the company behind the show in 1966. So it seems highly unlikely that Fratianno’s confession is accurate and that his story is mere exaggeration by a known criminal. 

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    This
    episode was filmed on Thursday, February 10, 1966. On that evening,
    Lucille Ball (and singer Kate Smith) appeared on “The Dean Martin Show” on NBC in return
    for Martin’s appearance on “Lucy Dates Dean Martin” (S4;E21),
    which would air four days later, on Valentine’s Day. 

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    Less than 24
    hours before filming, Sophie Tucker died. Tucker co-starred in the
    1938 Broadway show that introduced “My Heart Belongs to Daddy,”
    which Lucy sings in this episode. Lucille Ball would play Tucker on a
    Bob Hope TV special in 1977.  

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    “The
    Untouchables” started out as a two-part pilot episode of “Westinghouse
    Desilu Playhouse”
    in April 1959. The show was introduced by Desi
    Arnaz and starred Robert Stack and the voice of Walter Winchell, both
    of whom were cast in the series, which began in October 1959 on CBS.
    The final episode was aired in May 1963. Lucille Ball, who was then
    the President of Desilu, got an angry letter from Frank Sinatra about the show’s negative depiction of
    Italian-Americans.  

    “Lucy Show” actors who also appeared on “The
    Untouchables” include: Harvey Korman, Richard Reeves, Lou Krugman,
    Oscar Beregi, George DeNormand, Joe Mell, Stanley Farrar, Byron
    Foulger, Nestor Paiva, Louis Nicoletti, Ross Elliott, Beverly Powers,
    Amzie Strickland, Eleanor Audley, Alan Hale Jr., Jay Novello, Bert
    Stevens, Hans Moebus, Bess Flowers, Leoda Richards, Bernard Sell,
    Norman Leavitt, Sam Harris, Hal Taggart, George Barrows, Steve
    Carruthers, James Gonzales, John Banner, Stafford Repp, Hazel Pierce
    , Charles Lane, and Joan Blondell

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    Like “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show” Dell created comic books based on the series. 

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    In 1962, Desilu licensed “The Untouchables” to make bubble gum…  

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    … as well as a play set and arcade target game by Marx! 

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    In 1987 the
    series inspired a feature film starring Kevin Costner as Eliot Ness
    and Robert DeNiro as Al Capone. 

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    In 1991, Robert Stack reprised the role he made famous in the TV Movie “The Return of Eliot Ness” on NBC.

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    A 1993 TV reboot of the series
    lasted two seasons on CBS.

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    “The
    Untouchables” theme music is also heard in this episode. It was
    composed by Nelson Riddle. Riddle was born in Oradell, New Jersey,
    but grew up in nearby Ridgewood. Riddle wrote music for four TV
    movies with Lucille Ball, including “Lucy Gets Lucky” (1975) with
    Dean Martin.

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    In
    2007, “The Untouchables” Season 1 DVD included a bonus track of
    this episode of “The Lucy Show.” This was before “The Lucy
    Show” episodes were restored and released on DVD, making it this episode’s first appearance on home video.

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    Although
    he had nothing against comedy, Robert Stack said he always refused to
    play any sort of satire or parody of Eliot
    Ness.

    Apparently, when his boss (Lucy) asked, he relented and did this
    one-off episode. This could be the reason that the characters are all
    given very different names than their “Untouchables”
    counterparts, despite there being three years since its
    cancellation.  

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    Lucy
    didn’t want Walter Winchell to be part of the episode at all because
    of how poorly he treated her during the Red Hunt of 1953. Her
    ex-husband, Desi Arnaz, told her that Winchell’s narration was
    strictly business, and she eventually agreed. In the 1940s, Winchell
    had reported that newlyweds Lucy and Desi were expecting a baby when
    no one else knew.  She lost the baby. Still, Desi slyly incorporated
    Winchell’s name into his song “We’re Having a Baby” written for
    little Lucie’s birth: “You’ll
    read it in Winchell, that we’re adding a branch to our family tree.”

    Further adding to this ‘in-joke’, in “Ricky Has Labor Pains” (ILL
    S2;E19)
    the script mentions an article in Winchell’s column that is
    all about Lucy Ricardo having a baby, but very little about Ricky’s
    career.

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    All
    the members of “The Untouchables” guest cast receive entrance
    applause from the studio audience.

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    The
    name ‘Rusty Martin’ was probably derived from Lucy’s hair color and the surname of Mary Martin, who introduced the song “My
    Heart Belongs to Daddy”
    (music and lyrics by Cole Porter) in the
    1938 Broadway musical Leave
    It to Me
    .
    Marilyn
    Monroe sang it in
    the 1960 film Let’s
    Make Love
    .

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    Lucy
    wants an apple vending machine for the employees at the bank. Mr.
    Mooney says they already have a cigarette machine, a candy machine, a
    coffee machine and a soft drink dispenser.  

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    Although vending machines
    offering fresh fruit are rare in today’s world, the Fruit-O-Matic
    Company
    started to manufacture such machines around 1950. Before
    that, fruit was also generally available available in Automats (a
    sort of cafeteria of vending machines) located in big cities.
    Fruit-O-Matic Apple Machines were made in California and were mostly
    found in schools and other youth and health oriented locations.

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    Rusty’s “Ain’t Jar” (similar to a ‘Swear Jar’) where she puts a quarter every time she says “ain’t” is actually a Hills Brothers Coffee Can with the brand name redacted with masking tape!  A can of Hills Brothers Coffee was also seen on the stove on “I Love Lucy.” 

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    Mr.
    Mooney vouches for Lucy’s identity to Agent Briggs, saying they were
    neighbors back in Danfield.

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    Lucy
    intimates that Briggs looks like someone famous. Although she
    doesn’t say the name Robert Stack (or Eliot Ness), that is the
    inference. At the end of the episode, Briggs talks about Big Nick’s
    ‘series’ of crimes and ‘series’ of arrests. Lucy says she thinks
    Briggs should give Nick a break because they’ve spent so much time
    together in the same ‘series.’  

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    Rusty’s
    dressing room is decorated with black and white photographs of
    Lucille Ball performing. Behind Stack is a photo of Lucy singing
    “Jitterbug Bite” in the 1940 film Dance,
    Girl, Dance
    .

    Ball met Desi Arnaz while filming this movie. It was filmed at RKO,
    the studio that became Desilu.  

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    Lucy
    breaks the fourth wall at the end of the episode and addresses the
    audience, something of a rarity for Ball and her shows. The other actors bow to the studio audience!  The last
    time Lucy talked to the audience / camera was on the “I Love Lucy Christmas Special” and
    the previous Christmas tags, where the cast wished the viewing audience a Merry Christmas.

    Callbacks!

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    Lucy
    Ricardo pretended to be a gun moll to ‘The Brains’ (aka Ricky) in
    “Lucy Wants to Move to the Country” (ILL S6;E15). Ethel Mertz is
    gun moll to ‘Fingers’ (aka Fred) who "packs a rod” (aka gun)
    which turns out to be a water pistol.  

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    Lucy Carter agreeing to be a decoy for the Federal Agents is reminiscent of when Lucy Ricardo agrees to help the FBI catch a jewel thief. in “The Great Train Robbery” (ILL S5;E5). Lucy brags that she will call her memoir “I Was A Woman for the FBI.”

    Fast Forward!

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    Lucy would again play a 1920s flapper named Rusty in the episode “Lucy and the Lost Star” (S6;E22) which co-starred Vivian Vance and Joan Crawford.

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    Lucy plays a gun moll named Joyce the 1969 Dinah Shore special “Like Hep!”  Dinah plays the detective and Dick Martin her mobster boyfriend. Lucy sings a few bars of “Hey, Big Spender,” a song from the musical Sweet Charity

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    Although doppelgangers Lucy Carmichael and Rusty Martin are in the same scene, they do not appear on camera together. This would be saved for when Lucy Carter meets Lucille Ball on a 1974 episode of “Here’s Lucy.” 

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    Lucille Ball and Robert Stack were both exhibits at the Movieland Wax Museum in Corona Park, California. Postcards were issued of their figures. The Museum opened in 1962 and closed for good in 2005. It was mentioned in “Lucy and Lawrence Welk” (HL S2;E18) where Mary Jane’s friend was the manager. 

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    Lucille Ball also breaks the fourth wall to wink to the camera in “Lucy and Harry’s Memoirs” (HL S5;24). This was supposed to be the series finale, but at the last minute a tag was added to leave the door open for a sixth season.  

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    A publicity still from the episode is displayed at the Lucy-Desi Museum in Jamestown, New York.  (photo by Maggie St. Thomas)

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    An
    intentional blooper!
     
    Robert
    Stack’s character Agent Briggs ‘mistakenly’ hands Lucy a card that
    says “Rose Marie’s School for Models.” Stack’s wife was
    named Rosemarie.
    Born Rose Marie Bowe, right out of school she became a
    model and cover girl as the winner of pageant titles, including “Miss
    Tacoma”. Eventually she relocated to Los Angeles, where she
    ultimately made the cover of Life magazine and started working in  films.
    She ended her career to raise a family after marrying Stack in 1956.

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    “Lucy the Gun Moll” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • Lucy and Clint Walker

    S4;E24
    ~ March 7, 1966

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    wants to knit a sweater for her boyfriend for his birthday. After she
    cleverly obtains his measurements, she finds out he hates the color
    she has chosen.  

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane
    Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Clint
    Walker

    (Frank
    Winslow) is probably best remembered as the title character in
    “Cheyenne” (1955-62), TV’s first hour-long western. 

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    In real
    life, he had a twin sister named Lucille. Walker previously appeared
    as Frank Winslow in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9). He died just 9 days before his 90th birthday in 2018. 

    Frank
    says he was born in Iowa and from a family of five sisters. As a
    kid, he got second prize in a spelling bee winning a pair of roller
    skates. He didn’t want the first prize, a red sled. He hates the
    color red because the teacher circled his bad grades in red ink. 

    Sid
    Gould

    (Sid, Off Screen Voice) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy
    Show,” all as background characters. He also did 40 episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.

    Gould
    appeared as Sam, another one of Frank’s construction workers, in
    “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9).  

    Bennett
    Green

    (Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I
    Love Lucy.” He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”

    Bennett and a female partner are disqualified from the balloon race as the picnic scene opens.

    Monty O’Grady (Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) was first seen with Lucille Ball in The Long, Long Trailer (1953) and played a passenger on the S.S. Constitution in Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14). He was a traveler at the airport when The Ricardos Go to Japan” (1959). He made a dozen appearances on the series and a half dozen more on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Shirley Anthony (Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) made a couple of appearances on “The Lucy Show” and was spotted more than a dozen times on “Here’s Lucy.” From 1994 to 1999 she played Sally on “The Rockford Files” TV movies.  

    Kathryn Janssen

    (Bank Employee at the Picnic, uncredited) began doing background work in 1966. This is her first of at least 4 “Lucy Show” appearances. She went on to be spotted in three episodes of “Here’s Lucy”. 

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    Lightning (Frank’s Basset Hound) who seems to have a propensity to fall asleep, much like his master did in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9).  

    [From the seams on the fabric, the back of the directors chair Lightning sits on has been turned back-to-front, probably to hide the imprinted name of its on-set owner – Lucille Ball?  Clint Walker?]

    Other uncredited male and female background performers play the Bank Employees at the
    Annual Picnic. 

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    The
    episode was filmed on February 3, 1966. 

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    It was aired for the first time on March 7, 1966. That night, Lucy and Clint competed with powerhouse actors Charles Bronson on “The Legend of Jesse James” (ABC) and Jack Nicholson on “Dr. Kildare” (NBC). 

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    The working title of this episode was “Lucy and the Sweater.” The script was revised on January 29, 1966. 

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    Frank
    is the owner of Winslow Construction. In this episode he is building
    residential homes instead of a skyscraper, as he did in his previous appearance. 

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    Lucy
    reads a Columbia-Minerva catalog, a company that made yarn and
    other knitting and millinery products. They were founded in 1902 and
    today are known as Minerva Mills.

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    Frank’s
    birthday is the same day as the Westland Bank’s Annual
    Employee picnic.

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    When
    Lucy oversleeps, Mr. Mooney says he has had one of the quietest
    morning’s since Roosevelt closed the banks. 

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    On March
    6, 1933, after
    a month-long run on banks, President Franklin
    Delano Roosevelt

    proclaimed a Bank Holiday that shut down the American banking system.
    When the banks reopened on March 13, depositors stood in line to
    return their hoarded cash.

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    Frank
    plays the harmonica at the picnic. Apparently the bank picnic is
    open to more than just bank employees. Lucy brings along Frank, Mary
    Jane, and her boyfriend Harold (who is not seen on camera). In an earlier scene, Lucy asks Frank if he likes a turkey sandwich. Frank says no – the whole turkey. So Lucy brings a whole roasted turkey to the picnic. 

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    Lucy’s
    transistor radio is seen at the picnic. This is a frequently used
    prop on the show, even before Lucy moved to California.  

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    For
    winning the balloon race, Lucy and Frank win a Lawrence Welk album
    complete with bubble pipe. Lawrence
    Welk
    was
    a hugely popular bandleader who would appear as himself on a 1970
    episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
    Welk called his orchestra and
    singers ‘The Champagne Music Makers’ so a soap bubble machine was
    often used to imitate the bubbles from a glass of Champagne. 

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    A KNIT / SWEATER YARN!

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    Inspired by “Lucy Writes a Play” (ILL S1;E17).

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    A blonde Lucille Ball struggles with the knitting needles alongside Patricia Wilder (left) and Anne Shirley, knitting behind the scenes at RKO in 1936.

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    Lucille Ball knitting a sweater at home! From the February 1942 Photoplay / Movie Mirror magazine.

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    Sweater humor in “The Freezer” (ILL S1;E29). Does Uncle Oscar like the color red?  Or just black and white? 

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    A pink sweater, not red, was the cause of all the trouble crossing the border when “Lucy Goes To Mexico” (LDCH 1958). 

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    Socks, not sweaters, are the reason to take up knitting when Ricky and Fred are “Drafted” (ILL S1;E11). 

    FRED: “When a woman cries for no reason, sits down and knits tiny little things, what else?”

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    “Lucy Hires an English Tutor” (ILL S2;E13) opens with enceinte Lucy knitting, a common TV trope for expectant mothers.  

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    Mrs. Rachel Revere also picked up the knitting needles for her man Paul in a 1964 “The Jack Benny Program” featuring Lucille Ball.

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    A department store sweater sale caused an angry fight between Lucy and an aggressive shopper in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). Someone obviously got the last red sweater!  

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    For his birthday, Kim Carter gives her brother Craig a turtle neck sweater she knit herself. It turns out to be short on turtle and long on neck in a 1969 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Flashbacks!

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    The August 1957 TV Star Parade cover featured Lucille Ball and Clint Walker. Coincidentally, Lawrence Welk is also on the cover, as well as being mentioned in this 1966 episode!

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    A year earlier, Walker also appeared as Frank Winslow in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9). Their romance went to great heights!  In “Lucy and Clint Walker,” however, there is no mention of this “sleeping beauty’s” violent reactions to being suddenly awoken!  In this follow-up, it is his canine companion Lightning who is the real sleeping beauty! Lightning is nowhere to be found in the previous outing. 

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    This
    episode features a sleepy basset hound named Lightning. “Kiddie Parties
    Inc.”
    (S2;E2)
    featured a sleepy blood hound named Thunderbolt.  

    Fast Forward! 

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    Lawrence Welk appeared as himself (along with his bubbles) on a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Lucy Barker also dates the head of a construction company (Peter Graves) in “Love Among the Two-By-Fours” (LWL S1;E3) in 1986.

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    Dating Game! Mary
    Jane says she wishes she had a boyfriend as handsome and well built
    as Frank. She says that her boyfriend Harold is short and skinny and
    has a size 2 neck. In “Lucy and the Golden Greek” (S4;E2) her
    boyfriend was named Jim (Robert Fortier, above) who was tall, handsome and
    muscular, just like Frank.  

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    Shut the Door! When
    Lucy comes home with the bags of yarn, she does not shut the front
    door. Mary Jane walks through it and also does not shut it. This is
    typical of “The Lucy Show.”  

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    Practicality Problem! The
    idea to knit a fire engine red wool sweater to give to a macho construction
    worker as a birthday gift at a warm-weather Southern California
    picnic is a somewhat impractical idea. But it’s the thought that counts!

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    Tape Measure Trickery! When Lucy is trying to take Frank’s measurements without him noticing, he looks directly at her little green tape measure, which also makes a clicking noise as the tape is drawn out. Perhaps Frank is playing along so as not to spoil the surprise? 

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    “Lucy and Clint Walker” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy the Robot

    S4;E23
    ~ February 28, 1966

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    convinces her new neighbor to invent a robot to keep Mr. Mooney’s
    visiting nephew busy, but when the Robot falls down a flight of
    steps, Lucy must take its place.

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Mary
    Jane Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Jay
    North

    (Wendell Mooney) will
    forever be remembered for giving life to the comic strip hellion
    “Dennis
    the Menace”
    (1959) on TV.  During the show’s final season, North played opposite
    Gale Gordon as John Wilson. “Dennis the Menace” was canceled in
    1963. In the ensuing three years North became a teenager with a deeper
    voice and red hair instead of blonde. Two weeks prior to this
    episode airing, North guest starred on an episode of “My Three
    Sons” with Barry Livingston, who played Mr. Mooney’s youngest son,
    Arnold (so Wendell’s cousin) in two season 2 episodes. North left
    Hollywood and screen acting in 1985. He later reported that he was unhappy as a child actor and was abused by his aunt, who was his guardian. As of 2017, he was working as a
    prison guard in Florida.

    Wendell
    is Mr. Mooney’s 13 year-old nephew. He is staying with his Uncle Theodore and Aunt Irma while his parents are on a two week vacation. The character is described as a rambunctious child, not unlike Dennis Mitchell. The
    difference is that Wendell has a sour disposition, while Dennis’s
    outlook was generally sunny.  

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    Vito Scotti (Sam Boscovitch) played the Fencing Instructor in “Lucy Digs Up a Date” (S1;E2), the second episode of the series in 1962. He was born in San Francisco, but spent much of his youth in Naples, Italy. His first role with Lucille Ball was as a Tijuana shopkeeper in “Lucy Goes to Mexico,” a 1958 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He also had a small role in the Bob Hope / Lucille Ball film The Facts of Life (1960). Scotti is probably best remembered for his recurring role as Captain Fomento on “The Flying Nun” (1967-1969). He died in 1996 at age 78.

    Sam lives in the apartment downstairs from Lucy. 

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    Dorothy
    Konrad

    (Mrs. Fletcher, Wendell’s Babysitter) played
    Danfield volunteer firefighter Dorothy Boyer in several season one
    episodes as
    well as several other characters. This is her final series
    appearance.

    In the scope of the plot, Mrs. Fletcher might well have been Irma Mooney. Konrad certainly matches Mr. Mooney’s previous descriptions of her. Instead, however, Mr. Mooney claims his wife is at a commando reunion. It is likely that that they wanted to continue the gag of keeping Mrs. Mooney off-screen. 

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    Larry
    Dean

    (Major Fun Fun, the Robot) was
    a mime who specialized in playing robots, which he also did on
    episodes of “Lost in Space” and “Bewitched.” He previously
    played the Mechanical Butler (another robot) in Bigelow’s
    Department Store window in “Lucy
    and the Ceramic Cat” (S3;E17)

    Dean’s first entrance gets a round of applause from the studio audience, although it sounds very much like ‘canned’ applause, added later to fill the slight pause of his march step. 

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    Sid
    Gould

    (Delivery Man) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton.

    Bennett
    Green

    (Bennett, Delivery Man) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love
    Lucy.” He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”

    Green
    is barely seen on camera here, staying behind the large gift wrapped
    box containing Lucy the robot during its delivery to the Mooney home. If Sid
    Gould had not addressed him by name, he would be impossible to
    identify because he is also uncredited.

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    The TV sitcom “Dennis the Menace” (based on the comic strip) aired from 1959 to 1962. In the show’s final season, the long-suffering character of neighbor George Wilson was written out due to the death of actor Joseph Kearns.

    Gale Gordon was added to the cast as George’s brother, Henry.

    Kearns had played two characters on “I Love Lucy” – a psychiatrist in season one, and a theatre manager in season six. 

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    When Lucille Ball was finally convinced to return to network television in 1962, she naturally wanted Gordon to join her, but he was unable to due to his prior commitment to “Dennis the Menace” so Mrs. Carmichael’s put-upon banker was played by Charles Lane. Lane was also on “Dennis” as the recurring character of druggist Mr. Finch. He played the role six times before leaving for “Lucy”, his final episode airing just a day before his penultimate episode of “Lucy”! 

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    This was the second time that Gordon and Ball failed to connect contractually, when he was offered, but turned down, the role of Fred Mertz in 1951 after playing a similar character on Lucy’s radio show “My Favorite Husband.” When “Dennis” was canceled and Gordon was finally free, Ball wasted no time in hiring Gordon and had Lane’s character Mr. Barnsdahl written out in order to make way for new banker Theodore Mooney. 

    “Dennis the Menace” also had a character named Theodore Mooney – a police sergeant (George Cisar). He was often seen in the company of Lucy Elkins (Irene Tedrow) and John Wilson (Gale Gordon).  

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    Besides Gordon, Lane, and Kearns, “Dennis” also featured “Lucy Show” and/or  “I Love Lucy” alumni like: 

    • Mary Wickes (Miss Cathcart) 
    • Edward Everett Horton (Uncle Ned)
    • Kathryn Card (Mrs. Biddy)
    • Parley Baer (Captain Blast) 
    • Elvia Allman (Edna) 
    • Tyler McVey (Mr. Carlson)
    • Dub Taylor (Opie Swanson)
    • Norman Leavitt (various roles)
    • Bob Jellison (Announcer)
    • Richard Reeves (Mr. Kelly)
    • Lurene Tuttle (Mrs. Courtland)
    • Nestor Paiva (Gamali)
    • Jonathan Hole (Addison Brook)
    • Stanley Adams (Jerry Richman)
    • Willard Waterman (Otis Quigley) 
    • Harry Cheshire (Mr. Petry) 
    • Eve McVeagh (Mrs. Purcell)
    • Harvey Korman (Bowers) 
    • Stafford Repp (Lt. Wheeler) 
    • Verna Felton (Aunt Emma)
    • Madge Blake (Mrs. Porter) 
    • Ellen Corby (Miss Douglas) 
    • Eleanor Audley (Mrs. Pompton) 
    • and frequent extras Leoda Richards, Leon Alton, Olan Soule, Larry J. Blake, George DeNormand, and Monty O’Grady
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    On
    the date this episode first aired (February 28, 1966) “The Lucy
    Show’s” CBS TV lead-in was an episode of “I’ve Got a Secret”
    with guest star Vivian Vance (Ethel Mertz / Vivian Bagley). It would
    be her last of six appearances on the quiz show.

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    Also on February 28, 1966, actor Jonathan Hale died at age 74. He had appeared with Lucille Ball in Her Husband’s Affairs (1947) and Easy To Wed (1946).

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    Following
    the previous week’s episode, an episode of “The Andy Griffith Show” (also filmed at Desilu
    Studios) featured Vito Scotti (Sam Buscovitch). The episode also co-starred Jamie Farr (above left), who was featured in “Lucy the Rain Goddess” (S4;E15). 

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    After
    Sam’s explosion causes Lucy’s TV to short out, she asked if he was in
    New York during the big blackout. 

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    The
    Northeast
    Blackout of 1965

    occurred on Tuesday, November 9, 1965, affecting parts of Ontario
    in
    Canada, Connecticut,
    Massachusetts,
    New
    Hampshire,
    New
    Jersey,
    New
    York,
    Rhode
    Island,
    Pennsylvania,
    and Vermont.
    Over 30 million people were left without electricity for up to 13
    hours.

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    Lucy
    says she’s a big fan of inventors like Thomas Edison and Alexander
    Graham Bell because she’s always making telephone calls and turning
    on lights. 

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    Alexander Graham Bell (1847-1922, left) is the inventor of the telephone. Thomas
    Alva Edison
    (1847-1931, right)
    is credited as the inventor of the light bulb. 

    Sam tells Lucy that he was a fat kid. Lucy confesses to Sam that she had braces and flaming red hair. This confession indicates that Lucy Carmichael’s hair is naturally red (albeit maybe not that particular shade), and not dyed, as Lucy Ricardo’s was. 

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    We
    learn that Mr. Mooney has a cat named Cleo.
    It was probably named for Cleo
    Morgan
    (nee
    Mandicos aka Cleo Smith) who was Lucille Ball’s first cousin,
    although the two were raised as sisters. Morgan later became a
    producer on “Here’s Lucy.” Mr. Mooney also has a Sheepdog named
    Nelson. Neither Cleo nor Nelson appear on camera in this episode.

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    MR. MOONEY: (Into telephone) “Tell him not to put Cleo’s head in the goldfish bowl!” 

    Hearing that Wendell is putting Cleo’s head in the goldfish bowl is reminiscent of the relationship between Figaro the cat and Cleo the goldfish in Disney’s 1940 animated film Pinocchio. The pair were given their own short film in 1943. 

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    Cleo (the toy) made an appearance on “I Love Lucy” in May 1953. 

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    This
    is the first time we see the inside of Mr. Mooney’s California house.
    In “Lucy Helps the Countess” (S4;E8) he flirted with the idea of
    moving into an ultra-modern high rise apartment in Cucamonga.

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    Lucy
    suggests the expressionless Robot would be a good replacement for Ed
    Sullivan
    .
    The famous TV show host was nicknamed “Old Stoneface” for
    his unsmiling demeanor. From 1954 to 1968 Lucille Ball made 10
    appearances on “The Ed Sullivan Show.” Ed Sullivan and his show
    were also mentioned several times on “I Love Lucy.”  

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    When
    the Robot is leaving Sam’s apartment as well as when Lucy is marching
    around the Mooney living room, the underscoring is  “Parade
    of the Wooden Soldiers”

    (also known as “Parade of the Tin Soldiers” or “March of the Wooden Soliders”) composed by
    Leon Jessel in 1897.

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    ‘In’ Jokes!  

    • Wendell
      to Lucy / Major Fun Fun: “Boy,
      I’m gonna have a BALL with you!”
    • Wendell
      to Lucy / Major Fun Fun: “This
      HAIR doesn’t look real.”

      [Lucille Ball’s color was the result of Henna dye and she sometimes
      wore wigs on the show.]  
    • Mr.
      Mooney to Lucy about Wendell: “You
      will keep that MENACE subdued for the next eight days!”

    Callbacks!

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    The
    exploding television set is reminiscent of “The Courtroom” (ILL
    S2;E7)
    in which both the Mertzes and the Judge’s TV sets explode.  

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    Lucy spanking Wendell as punishment, is reminiscent of the many episodes Ricky spanked Lucy, one of the most controversial aspects of the show to modern audiences. Today, even corporal punishment of one’s own children is frowned upon and would not be depicted on television in a comic way. 

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    Lucy Carmichael previously encountered a robot butler (also played by mime Larry Dean) in “Lucy and the Ceramic Cat” (S3;E16).   

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    In
    Sam’s kitchen cupboard, there is a box of Kiddie Cookies, a fictional
    product first
    seen on “The Talent Discoverers Show” in “Lucy
    and the Plumber” (S3;E2
    )
    and then again in the Los Angeles supermarket during “Lucy and
    Joan” (S4;E4)

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    Lucy Carmichael: “What would keep a 13 year-old boy happy?”

    Sam Boscovitch: “How about a 13 year-old girl?” 

    ~ “Lucy the Robot” 1966

    Lucy Ricardo: “It’s just a little boy. Now, what do you think I better have ready for him when he gets here?” 

    Ethel Mertz:How about a little girl?”

    ~ “The Amateur Hour” (ILL S1;E14, above) 1952

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    In Sam’s apartment there is a toy Ferris wheel that was first seen back in Danfield in “Vivian Sues Lucy” (S1;E10). It belonged to Jerry, Lucy’s son.  

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    After the Robot leaves Sam’s apartment there is an off-camera crash, and Lucy Carmichael walks back in carrying the Robot’s head and leg. In “The Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27), Lucy Ricardo leaves her Westport home, there is an off-camera crash, and Lucy walks back in carrying the statue’s head and leg. Lucy Ricardo pleads with Mr. Silvestry, the statue’s creator, to make another statue, just as Lucy Carmichael pleads with Sam to make another robot. Lucy Ricardo then takes the statue’s place for the unveiling, just as Lucy Carmichael assumes the identity of the Robot in the gift box. 

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    Me Too! When Lucy meets Sam Buscovitch for the first time, he says he just moved from New York. Oddly, Lucy does not say “Me too!”  This would be a natural response from a recent transplant to the West Coast.

    Sitcom Logic Alert! It takes Sam a total of 15 seconds to ‘fix’ and ‘adjust’ Lucy’s television set!  It then receives broadcasts from Hong Kong, more than 7,000 miles away! 

    Door is Ajar! When
    Sam rushes into Lucy’s apartment after the explosion, he leaves the
    door wide open, which is usual on “The Lucy Show.” After the
    Delivery Men leave the Mooney house, they also leave the front door open. 

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    Sitcom Logic Alert 2!  Both Wendell and Mrs. Fletcher touch Lucy but still don’t realize she is a real person, not a robot. 

    Floor Plan! During the second scene in Sam’s apartment, his kitchen
    table and chairs have disappeared. Lucy’s
    desk at the bank is now back inside Mr. Mooney’s office. In the
    previous episode, “Lucy and Bob Crane” (S4;E22), she was
    re-assigned to New Accounts with a desk in the bank’s lobby.  

    Fast Forward!

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    A more realistic robot will be featured in the “Life With Lucy” episode “Lucy Makes Curtis Byte the Dust” (LWL S1;E6) in 1986. His name is Rupert. 

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    A still from this episode was incorporated into the photo montage on the Season 4 DVD box cover. 

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    “Lucy the Robot”
    rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy and Bob Crane

    S4;E22
    ~ February 21, 1966

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    Synopsis

    Actor Bob
    Crane opens a new account at the bank and asks Lucy out to dinner.
    When his new war film needs a stuntman, Mr. Mooney volunteers Iron
    Man Carmichael.  Although she wants to appear demur to Crane, she
    takes the job. 

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Mary
    Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Bob
    Crane

    (Himself) was born in 1928 in Waterbury, Connecticut.  After being a
    disc jockey for many years, he turned to acting at the age of 33.  He
    is best known as the clever Colonel Hogan in the CBS POW camp sitcom
    “Hogan’s Heroes” (1965-1971) which was filmed at Desilu Studios.
    In 1975 he starred in “The Bob Crane Show” which lasted only 13
    episodes.  In 1978 Crane
    was brutally murdered in a Scottsdale hotel room. His murder remains
    a mystery to this day.
    Crane’s
    life and death were the subject of the 2002 film Auto
    Focus
    starring
    Greg
    Kinnear
    as
    Crane.
    This episode was Crane’s only screen credit alongside Lucille Ball. 

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    John
    Banner

    (Sergeant Schultz) was born in Vienna in 1910.  He achieved
    television immortality for his portrayal of the Luftwaffe POW camp
    guard Sergeant Schultz in the TV series “Hogan’s
    Heroes.”
    Ironically, Banner was a Jew and had been in a German concentration
    camp himself.  Like Crane, he was in all 168 episodes of the series,
    the only two cast members to have that distinction.  He also played
    the character in a sketch titled “Freddie’s Heroes” on “The Red
    Skelton Hour” with Crane as Hogan.  His catchphrase as
    Schultz was “I
    know nothing!”

    which he repeats in this episode of “The Lucy Show.”  He died in
    his home city Vienna in 1973.  

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    Oscar
    Beregi

    (Wolfgang Schmidt the Director) was a Hungarian-born actor who made a
    career out of playing foreign bad guys.  He is most recognized for
    playing Eva Gabor’s father on “Green Acres” despite being only a
    year older than her.  Beregi did two episodes of “Hogan’s Heroes”
    with Crane and Banner, in 1966 and 1970.  This is his only appearance
    with Lucille Ball.  

    Beregi was probably cast for his resemblance to Werner Klemperer, who played Colonel Klink on “Hogan’s Heroes.”  He also wore a monocle. 

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    Larry
    Dean

    (Assistant Director) was
    a mime who specialized in playing a robot. He also did this on
    episodes of “Lost in Space” and “Bewitched.” He previously
    played the mechanical butler in Bigelow’s store window in “Lucy
    and the Ceramic Cat” (S3;E17)
    .
    He returns to “The Lucy Show” in the next episode “Lucy and the
    Robot” (S4;E23).

    Sid
    Gould

    (Sid, the Waiter) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton.

    Dale
    Van Sickel

    (German Soldier) was
    a Hollywood stunt man and actor whose career began in 1933. He
    appeared with Lucille Ball in the films Roberta
    (1935)
    and There
    Goes My Man

    (1937).
    He appeared in all three of the ‘Iron Man Carmichael’ episodes of
    “The Lucy Show.”

    Other
    background performers play the bank customers, the diners at the
    restaurant, and the German soldiers.

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    This
    is the last episode of six written by Edmund Beloin and Henry Garson.
    This is also the last of the three ‘Iron Man Carmichael’ episodes they penned.
    The previous two were “Lucy the Stunt Man” (S4;E5) and “Lucy
    and the Return of Iron Man” (S4;E11).  

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    The
    script was dated January 4, 1966, and was originally titled “There’s
    No Business Like the Iron Man Business.”  The action described in
    the above page varies significantly from the final edit.  

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    “Hogan’s
    Heroes” was filmed at Desilu Studios.  Interiors were done at
    Desilu Culver City and exteriors at what was known as ’40 Acre Lot.’
    During its six year run, “Lucy Show” cast that appeared on
    “Hogan’s Heroes” included Doris Singleton, Parley Baer, Kathleen
    Freeman, Lou Krugman, Hans Conreid, and George DeNormand.

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    Both
    Lucille Ball and Bob Crane were nominated for 1966 Emmy Awards. She
    lost to Mary Tyler Moore (“The Dick Van Dyke Show”) and he lost
    to Dick Van Dyke.  “Hogan’s Heroes” was nominated for Best Comedy
    Series (“The Lucy Show” was not) but again lost to “The Dick
    Van Dyke Show.”  

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    Lucy
    has a new responsibility at the bank running a huge, loud punch-card
    driven computer. After the computer sprays shredded paper in Mr.
    Mooney’s face, Lucy is re-assigned to ‘new accounts’ and must move her
    things from one desk in the lobby to another.  Previously, Lucy’s
    desk was in Mr. Mooney’s office.  

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    Instead
    of entrance applause, Crane gets applause when Lucy recognizes him
    and says his name.

    Although
    Crane was essentially playing himself on this episode, for the
    purposes of creating a flirtation with Lucy, Crane is single.  In
    reality he was married to Anne Terezian, with whom he had three
    children.  They divorced in 1970.  

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    Lucy
    says Crane is his favorite solider since Captain Kangaroo.  “Captain
    Kangaroo”

    was
    a children’s television series that aired weekday mornings on CBS
    from October 1955 to December 1984. Captain Kangaroo was previously
    mentioned in “Chris’s
    New Year’s Eve Party” (S1;E14)

    and “Lucy Teaches Ethel Merman to Sing” (S2;E18).  

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    Bob
    Crane knows the work of Iron Man Carmichael, having seen him in the
    movie Bad
    Day at Laredo
    . This
    is a direct reference to “Lucy the Stunt Man” (S4;E5) although
    the cowboy movie had no title during the episode.  Mr. Mooney
    references Lucy as Iron Man being shot out of a canon, a direct
    reference to the big stunt Lucy did in “Lucy and the Return of
    Iron Man” (S4;E11),
    a pirate movie that was also untitled.  

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    Lucy:
    “If a man like Bob Crane thinks I’m shy and demur, then I’m going
    to be just as shy and demur as Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.”

    Mr.
    Mooney:

    “Rebecca
    of Sunnybrook Farm? You are more like The Unthinkable Molly Brown!”

    Mr.
    Mooney is making a pun on the 1960 stage musical and the 1964 film
    The
    Unsinkable Molly Brown
    ,
    about Margaret Brown who survived the sinking of the Titanic.  The
    Broadway production ran at the same time as Wildcat
    starring Lucille Ball. Rebecca
    of Sunnybrook Farm 

    is
    the title of a 1903 children’s novel by Kate Douglas Wiggin that
    tells the story of Rebecca Randall and her two stern aunts in a
    village in Maine. The hallmark of Rebecca’s character was her
    cheerful optimism in the face of adversity.  Mr. Mooney previously
    mentioned the book / character in “Lucy and the Winter Sports”
    (S3;E3)
    .

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    Lucy
    lives at the Glenhall Apartments.
    This is the first time in 22 episodes that the complex has been
    named.  Crane says he owns a home on 993 Elm in Beverly Hills.  This
    would be about a mile from where Lucille Ball actually lived on
    Roxbury Drive.  

    New
    depositors to the bank get a calendar, a piggy bank, a pen wiper, a pencil sharpener, and a little speedy electric shoe polisher!  

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    When
    Mr. Mooney asks Schmidt if he has ever heard of Iron Man Carmichael,
    Schmidt replies “Has
    Huntley ever heard of Brinkley?”

    Newscasters Chet
    Huntley

    (1911-1974) and David
    Brinkley

    (1920-2003) were co-hosts of the NBC evening news show “The
    Huntley-Brinkley Report” from 1956 to 1970.    

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    In
    return for getting Iron Man Carmichael for Crane’s new film, Mr.
    Mooney is given the part of General Van Plump. The movie is a
    World War One epic with Crane playing the lead as an American
    aviator.  John Banner’s cameo as Sergeant Schultz is handled by Crane
    saying: “Schultz!
    You’re in the wrong war!”

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    For
    their dinner date, Lucy wears a powder blue garden party dress,
    matching gloves, and wide-brimmed hat.  She resembles Little Bo Peep
    more than Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. She says her perfume is called
    ‘Breath of Daisy Dew.’

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    As
    Iron Man Carmichael Lucy crashes through the ceiling hanging from her parachute
    strings. Lucille Ball will repeat this stunt in “Lucy, the
    Skydiver,” a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    With
    Lucy / Iron Man hanging in the air and Bob Crane is turning on a wheel,
    Mr. Mooney / General Von Plump and the German soldiers do a bit of
    the “Schnitzelbank,” a German call and repeat song or chant (Mr.
    Mooney speaks it).  It is similar in structure to the American song
    “Must Be Santa” by Mitch Miller. William
    Frawley
    (Fred Mertz) performed
    an English version of this song in the 1942 World War II propaganda
    musical The
    Yankee Doodler
    .
    A version without lyrics was played by the Swiss Band that rescued
    the Ricardos and the Mertzes from the avalanche in “Lucy in the
    Swiss Alps” (ILL S5;E21)
    .  

    Callbacks!

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    Playing
    a German solider give Lucy the chance to be the misfit who does the
    opposite of the formation and what the commander says.  She first did
    this in “Lucy and the Military Academy” (S2;E10) and then again
    as one of the doormen in “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere”
    (S4;E20)
    .  

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    Lucy
    hanging in air with the broom is visually reminiscent of when Lucy
    Ricardo played the Witch in “Little Ricky’s School Pageant” (ILL
    S6;E10)
    .  

    Blooper
    Alerts

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    The
    nautical restaurant is really Lucy’s apartment re-dressed with
    different walls.  This is obvious from the two steps up in the back
    and the green wall-to-wall carpet, identical to those found in Lucy’s
    flat at the Glenhall Apartments.  

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    “Lucy and Bob Crane” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • Lucy Dates Dean Martin

    S4;E21
    ~ February 14, 1966

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    Synopsis

    Dean
    Martin’s stunt double Eddie makes a date with Lucy to take her to a charity
    ball, but when he is suddenly called to the set, Dean takes Lucy to
    the event instead, pretending he is Eddie.

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane
    Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Dean
    Martin

    (Himself / Eddie Feldman) was
    born Dino Paul Crocetti in Steubenville, Ohio,
    in 1917. He made his screen debut in a short playing a singer in Art
    Mooney’s band, but his first big screen role was 1949’s My Friend
    Irma
    with Jerry Lewis. This began a partnership that would be one of
    the most successful screen pairings in cinema history. Later, he
    also worked frequently members of “the Rat Pack”: Frank
    Sinatra, Joey Bishop, Peter Lawford, and Sammy Davis Jr. His persona
    was that of a playboy, usually seen with a glass of booze and a
    cigarette. Martin and Lucille Ball appeared on many TV variety and
    award shows together and made the TV movie “Lucy Gets Lucky” in
    1975. He died on Christmas Day in 1995 at age 78.     

    Stunt man Eddie Feldman supposedly acted on the Broadway stage. 

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    Tommy
    Farrell

    (Harry) appeared
    in “Lucy and the Beauty Doctor” (S3;E24). He was on Broadway in
    three plays between 1942 and 1947. Farrell will appear in six
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” 

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    Sid
    Gould

    (Bandleader) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton.

    Roy
    Rowan

    (Radio Announcer, uncredited) was the off-camera announcer for every episode of
    “I Love Lucy” as well as “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s
    Lucy.” He was also the voice heard when TV or radio programs were
    featured on the plot of all three shows. He made a couple of on
    screen appearances as well.  

    Leon
    Alton

    (Charity Ball Attendee, uncredited, below left) appeared
    with Lucille Ball in The
    Facts of Life

    (1960)
    and Critics
    Choice
    (1963).
    He also was seen in three episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” 

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    Leoda
    Richards

    (Charity Ball Attendee, red dress, uncreidted) made
    at least three background appearances on “I Love Lucy.” In 1934, she appeared on Broadway in Anything
    Goes
    ,
    which also starred a young Vivian Vance. This is the second of her
    four episodes of “The Lucy Show.” She was also in the Lucille
    Ball film Yours,
    Mine and Ours
    (1968).

    Richards is the woman in the red dress who says “I’ve always been a fan of yours, Dean.”  The blonde in blue, who also has a line, has not been identified.

    Paul Power (Charity Ball Attendee, uncredited) was seen in two films with Lucille Ball, two episodes of “I Love Lucy,” and three episodes of “The Lucy Show.”

    Rudy Germane (Charity Ball Attendee, uncredited) did three films with Lucille Ball as well as a “Sunday Showcase: The Lucy-Desi Milton Berle Special” in 1959.

    Uncredited background performers play the waitstaff, musicians, and other guests attending the Charity Ball.

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    Appropriately for a ‘dating’ episode, this episode was first aired on Valentine’s Day 1966.

    This
    episode was filmed January 6, 1966, the first one of the new year.  Coincidentally, that same night “The Dean Martin Show” aired its first episode of the new year on ABC TV.

    Immediately following the initial broadcast of this episode on February 14, 1966, “The Andy Griffith Show” featured Keith Thibodeaux (aka Richard Keith aka Little Ricky) in his last of 13 appearances in Mayberry. 

    Lucille
    Ball cited this episode as her personal favorite of the entire
    series. She also said that outside of Vivian Vance, Dean Martin was one of the few people who always made her laugh. 

    Lucille Ball’s first appearance with Dean Martin was on his radio show with Jerry Lewis in December 1948. Lucy was then the star of her own radio show, “My Favorite Husband.”

    This episode continues the depiction of Lucy as a maven of Hollywood collectibles
    and trivia which originated with the previous week’s episode “Lucy
    Attends a Hollywood Premiere” (S4;E19, above).

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    Lucille
    Ball tries out a new hairstyle in this episode.

    During their cocktail conversation, Lucy mentions to Eddie that the first time she saw Dean Martin was he working with Jerry. ‘Eddie’ replies “Jerry who?”  Lucy mentions their ‘split up’ – a time when Martin and Jerry Lewis went their separate ways after two decades of performing together. Lewis later said he initiated the split in order to allow Dean to shine in his own right.  In talking about their break-up, Lucille Ball might very well be speaking about her own high-profile split with Desi Arnaz, also a pairing of a musician and comic actor that also made the public worry about their subsequent careers and personal lives. 

    For his part, Lewis never appeared on a Lucy sitcom, but did act opposite Ball in “Danny Thomas’s Wonderful World of Burlesque” in 1965 and “The Jack Benny Birthday Special” in 1969.  

    During the 1960s, Martin’s son Dino joined with
    Lucy’s son Desi Jr. and Billy Hinsche to form the teen boy band Dino, Desi and Billy

    In return for Martin appearing on this episode of “The Lucy Show,”
    Lucille Ball appeared on “The Dean Martin Show” (above, with Kate Smith) which aired four
    days earlier on February 10, 1966.

    EDDIE: “Dean’s drinking is all exaggerated… Actually, he doesn’t care for the stuff.
    LUCY: “He doesn’t?”
    EDDIE: “No, but I like a little sauce, if you’ve go something.”

    Martin’s legendary propensity for drinking was used for humor in this and several
    previous episodes. Much to his dismay, Lucy Carmichael makes martinis with lemon juice in place of vermouth and white
    cooking wine for gin.  

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    Dean
    Martin gets entrance applause from the studio audience as Eddie
    Feldman AND as then again as himself.

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    Eddie
    Feldman says that while Lucy is attractive, she is no Liz Taylor.
    Or Gina Lollobrigida. Or Brigitte Bardot. Elizabeth
    Taylor

    has been mentioned several times since Lucy arrived in Hollywood.
    She was also mentioned on “I Love Lucy” and made a guest
    appearance on “Here’s Lucy” as herself. Gina
    Lollobrigida

    was twice mentioned on “I Love Lucy” and appeared on “The Dean
    Martin Show” twice in 1969. Brigitte
    Bardot

    is constantly voted one of the sexiest film stars in history.

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    Tickets to the Charity Ball cost $100 each.

    The starting bid for the memorabilia is $1,000. For
    the fundraising auction, Hollywood studios and celebrities donated:

    • Cary
      Grant
      ’s
      pipe – Grant was an avid pipe smoker on screen and off, although he
      became a militant anti-smoker later in life. He was mentioned five
      times on “I Love Lucy.”
    • John
      Wayne
      ’s
      saddle – Wayne was known for his roles as cowboys on horseback. He
      played himself on a season 5 episode of “I Love Lucy” and will do
      so again on a season 5 episode of “The Lucy Show.” Mr.
      Mooney dictates a letter to Wayne, thanking him for donating the
      saddle. The opening bid will be $1,000. Lucy is clearly enamored of
      Wayne, just as Lucy Ricardo was in 1955.
    • Elvis
      Presley
      ’s
      guitar – early in his career, the rock and roll icon generally
      played guitar when he sang. Presley was was
      mentioned by Ethel as “that Elvis What’s-His-Name” in “Lucy
      Misses the Mertzes” (ILL S6;E17)

      as well as three previous mentions on “The Lucy Show.”
    • Kirk
      Douglas
      ’s
      bow – this is probably the golden bow Douglas used in Ulysses
      (1954). Douglas made a cameo appearance in the previous episode,
      “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere” (S4;E20).
    • Brigitte
      Bardot
      ’s
      bikini – the voluptuous French film star was often scantily dressed
      in her films.  
    • Marlon
      Brando
      ’s
      t-shirt – from A
      Streetcar Named Desire

      (1951) sent over by Warner Brothers. Brando was mentioned on “I
      Love Lucy”
      the day after he won the Oscar for On
      the Waterfront
      as well as in “Lucy Visits Grauman’s” (ILL S5;E1).
      He appeared with Dean Martin in the 1958 film The
      Young Lions
    • Audrey Hepburn’s red beaded jacket – From Danger in Paris.  [See Blooper Alert at the end of this blog for more about this item.]
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    About Audrey Hepburn’s red beaded jacket, Martin says “The last time I saw anything that fancy was on Liberace.”  Piano player and entertainer Liberace was known for his flamboyant costumes. He was mentioned on “I Love Lucy” and played himself on an episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

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    The
    band at the Charity Ball plays a medley: 

    • (I’d
      Like to Get You on a) Slow Boat to China
      “ –
      by
      Frank
      Loesser,
      published in 1948. 
    • "On
      the Sunny Side of the Street”

      a 1930
      song
      composed by Jimmy
      McHugh
      and
      lyrics by Dorothy
      Fields introduced in the Broadway musical Lew
      Leslie
      ’s
      International Revue
    • This
      Can’t Be Love

      – from
      the 1938
      Rodgers
      and Hart
      musical
      The
      Boys from Syracuse
      .
      It
      was also included in the 1962
      musical
      film,
      Billy
      Rose’s Jumbo.
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    Lucy
    says her favorite albums are Frank Sinatra, Jack Jones, and Andy
    Williams – leaving out Dean Martin, much to Martin’s chagrin. The
    singers Lucy mentions are all contemporaries of Martin’s:  

    • Jack
      Jones
       – appeared on four episodes of “The Dean Martin Show” between 1965
      and 1967.  
    • Frank
      Sinatra
       – was part of the ‘Rat Pack’ with Dean Martin and the two did ten films
      together. Sinatra was roasted on “The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast”
      in 1978. 
    • Andy
      Williams
       – hosted the 23rd Annual Golden Globe Awards on February 28, 1966 (just two weeks after
      this episode of “The Lucy Show”) in which Dean Martin presented
      the Cecil B. DeMille Award to John Wayne.
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    Instead of records, Lucy turns on the radio, which is playing an instrumental version of “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes” and naturally ‘Eddie / Dean’ sings along. The song was written in 1947 by Sam Coslow, Irving Taylor, and pianist Ken Lane. Although it had been recorded by others, it was Dean Martin’s 1964 recording that was  #1 on the Billboard Pop Charts.  

    A radio bulletin (the voice of Roy Rowan) about Eddie Feldman saving Dean Martin’s leading lady from a runaway horse gives away the masquerade. 

    LUCY: “Why didn’t you tell me you were Dean Martin right off the bat?  I’d have gone out with you anyway!”

    Callbacks!

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    Dean Martin never appeared on “I Love Lucy,” but his wife did! Jeanne Biegger (billed only as Mrs. Dean Martin) appeared as herself wearing a Don Loper dress in 1955’s “The Fashion Show”
    (ILL S4;E19)
    . The couple divorced in
    1973 and she died in August 2016.  In this episode of “The Lucy Show” the fact that Dean is married is mentioned, although once again, her name is not specified. 

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    Much
    of the humor of the show is derived from the audience knowing that
    Dean Martin is playing both parts, while the characters do not. This
    concept was similar to what was supposed to be the source of humor in
    “Don Juan is Shelved” (ILL S4;E21) with producer Dore Schary
    playing himself as well as an actor Lucy hires to be Dore Schary.
    The concept was thwarted, however, when Schary withdrew from the
    episode just before filming, and the role of Dore Schary was assumed
    by Phil Ober, Vivian Vance’s (then) husband.  

    Fast Forward!

    Dean Martin appeared as himself on “Ann-Margret: From Hollywood With Love”, a 1969 TV special that also starred Lucille Ball as herself and Celebrity Lu. 

    Although Dean Martin did not appear, his name was seen on the marquee of the Riviera Hotel when Lucy Carter went to Las Vegas in 1970’s “Lucy and Wayne Newton” (HL S2;E22). Martin was a Las Vegas mainstay at the Riviera. 

    Also in 1970, Lucille Ball (and dozens of other stars) make guest appearance on “The Dean Martin Show” season six opener.

    Again in 1970, Lucy and Martin both did cameos on “Jack Benny’s 20th Anniversary Special” although the two did not share any scenes together. 

    This was also true of “Jack Benny’s Carnival Nights” in 1968, with both stars involved in separate scenes. 

    In 1975, Lucy Collins took a bus all the way to Las Vegas just to meet her idol, Dean Martin in “Lucy Gets Lucky”.  Naturally, Lucy and Martin end up walking into the sunset together happily ever after. Like this “Lucy Show” episode, Dean again sings “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.”

    That same year (1975), Martin hosted and roasted Lucille Ball on his “Dean Martin Celebrity Roast”, a series from Las Vegas.

    A year later (1976), Martin also paid tribute to Lucille Ball on the TV special “CBS Salutes Lucy: The First 25 Years”.   

    In 1984, Martin again paid tribute to Lucy on an “All Star Party for Lucille Ball”, singing a specially written song about her. 

    Seeing Double!

    Other episodes about celebrity doppelgangers like Eddie and Dean (different characters who look alike played by the same actor) include:  

    Plumber Harry Tuttle is a dead-ringer for comedian Jack Benny (and everyone tells him so) on a 1964 episode of “The Lucy Show.”  In this case, the ‘real’ Benny never shows up. 

    Robert Goulet actually had two doppelgangers on a 1967 episode of “The Lucy Show”: Chuck Willis (left) and Arthur Finster (right).  

    “Lucy and Candid Camera” (HL S4;E14) starred host Allen Funt as himself and a criminal imposter who goes unnamed. 

    Lucille Ball’s old friend and film co-star Van Johnson also played his unnamed criminal imposter on a season one episode of “Here’s Lucy.” 

    And perhaps the best known example of the genre, Lucille Ball as herself and as Lucy Carter on a 1974 “Here’s Lucy.”  This is the only time both characters occupy the same screen at the same time! 

    Blooper
    Alerts

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    Fictional Film! Lucy admires (and later wears) a red beaded jacket she recognizes as one worn by Audrey Hepburn in 1937’s
    Danger in Paris (aka
    Cafe Colette aka
    K-33).
    She says it was sent
    over by Paramount. Danger in Paris
    did not
    star Hepburn and was not
    released by Paramount.  This is likely something Lucille Ball wanted to wear so a story was made up for it. 

    Mary Jane Cut?  When Eddie goes inside to get Lucy a wrap, the scene transitions with a flip wipe to his immediate return with the Hepburn jacket. As he comes in, we see Mary Jane leaving the terrace. It is unlikely that Mary Jane Croft would be an ‘extra’ in a scene – let alone be in wardrobe – just for this glimpse of her back! 

    Ladylike Behavior?  Lucy invites ‘Eddie’ up to her apartment for a drink, something a single woman would likely not do in 1966 without connotations of ‘staying the night’.  Of course, on a television show, the action needs a convenient place to be set, hence the apartment rather than a front porch or restaurant.  

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    “Lucy Dates Dean Martin” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • RIP Jimmy Piersall (1929-2017)

  • Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere

    S4;E20
    ~ February 7, 1966

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    is movie mad!  When her plans to go to a Hollywood premiere with Mary
    Jane fall through, she disguises herself as one of the theatre’s
    ushers to work the red carpet and get autographs from the
    celebrities. The episode includes cameos from some genuine Hollywood
    stars.  

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael aka ‘Smith’), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Mary
    Jane Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode, but
    Lucy does have a phone conversation with her.  

    Guest
    Cast

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    Reta
    Shaw
    (Mrs.
    Foley) started
    her career on the stage in such hits as Picnic
    (1953)
    and The
    Pajama Game
    (1954),
    for which she also did the film versions. She is best known for
    playing maids, such as in Disney’s Mary
    Poppins 
    (1964)
    and TV’s “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir” (1968-1970). This is the
    last of her three appearances on “The Lucy Show” and she will
    make three more on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Mrs.
    Foley (mother of Tom) is a neighbor of Lucy’s about to move back to
    Iowa and give up her lucrative stand selling maps to the star’s
    homes, a job she’s had for 15 years. 

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    Ken
    Delo

    (Tom Foley) was a singer best known for his association with Lawrence
    Welk. This is his only series appearance.

    Tom
    is about to be inducted into the Army. The word ‘Foley’
    (in Hollywood parlance) is the reproduction of sounds lost or absent
    during filming restored to enhance the narrative.  Foley Artists are
    used for nearly all film and television projects.  

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    Flip
    Mark

    (Kid Map Seller) was
    born Philip Mark Goldberg in New York City. In 1965 he played a young
    Steve Olson on “Days of Our Lives.” This is the second of his two
    appearances on “The Lucy Show.” 

    Mark left show business to become a 911 operator.

    Coincidentally, Mark’s first appearance on the series was about stamp collecting, a hobby also mentioned here.  

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    Eva
    Pearson

    (Old Lady Biker) had only five TV appearances to her credit from 1951
    to 1966.  

    Pearson does not actually drive the motorcycle. A stunt driver drives across the frame out of sight and Pearson emerges in an identical costume. 

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    Robert
    Foulk

    (Officer Collins, Beverly Hills Police) played the Brooklyn policeman on the subway
    platform in “Lucy and the Loving Cup” (ILL S6;E12). He will go
    on to play six characters on “Here’s Lucy,” two of them
    policemen.  

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    Bert
    Freed

    (Miller) was the first
    actor to play the role of Lt. Columbo, in a 1960 episode of “The
    Chevy Mystery Show,” eight years before Peter
    Falk
    became
    famous in the part.
    From 1942 to 1945 he was seen in four Broadway plays. He was in the
    1953 Lucy / Desi film The
    Long Long Trailer
    .

    The
    character is in charge of the doormen (ushers) at the Taj Mahal Theatre, acting as
    sort of a drill sergeant. He claims he went to West Point. He is never referred to by name. It appears in the credits only. 

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    Sid
    Gould

    (Dimitri Orloff) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
    “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Orloff
    is the (fictional) composer of “I Left My Kidney with Dr. Sidney,”
    the theme song from the (equally fictional) film Doctors
    and Nurses A-Go-Go.

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    Morgan
    Justin

    (Road Block) was born Claude
    Olin Wurman
    in 1926. He has only a half a dozen screen credits to his name. 

    LUCY (to Road Block): “Every night before I go to sleep, I hope I dream about you.”

    Road
    Block is a (fictional) Hollywood heartthrob who Johnny Grant compares
    to Tab
    Hunter
    and
    Rip
    Torn
    ,
    who co-starred with Lucille Ball in Critic’s
    Choice

    (1963). Coincidentally, Miss Beverly Hills (Mimi Van Tysen) acted
    alongside Torn in the film. The character of Road Block has no
    dialogue. His date goes uncredited.  

    Beverly
    Powers
    aka Miss Beverly Hills (Mimi
    Van Tysen, below) was born Beverly Jean Montgomery, but took the stage name Miss Beverly Hills after making her screen debut as Miss Beverly Hills in
    a 1961 TV modernization of the Jack the Ripper story. She was seen
    on Rip Torn’s arm in the Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film Critic’s
    Choice

    in 1963. 

    The character name Mimi Van Tysen is likely an homage to another statuesque Hollywood blonde, Mamie Van Doren. To
    comically contrast with her blonde bombshell appearance, Powers speaks with a funny nasal voice.

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    George
    Barrows

    (Coconuts Mulligan, above right) played
    a gorilla in his very first screen credit, Tarzan
    and His Mate
    (1934).
    He donned the gorilla suit 18 more times from 1954 to 1978. His final
    simian character was on “The Incredible Hulk.” This is his third
    time as a gorilla on “The Lucy Show,” but he also played two human
    characters on the series.

    Despite being played by a male actor, Coconuts is identified as a ‘she’. Mimi and Coconuts are stars of the (fictional) movie
    Love in the Jungle
    .

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    Bennett
    Green
    (Mr.
    Albertini) was
    Desi Arnaz’s camera and lighting stand-in during “I Love Lucy.” He does occasional
    background work on “The Lucy Show.”

    Mr.
    Albertini is a banker who brings Mr. Mooney to the premiere.

    Hazel
    Pierce

    (Celebrity
    in White Fur Coat, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in
    throughout “I Love Lucy.” She also made frequent appearances on
    the show. She was also an uncredited extra in the film Forever
    Darling
    (1956).

    As
    Pierce walks the red carpet (without an introduction), Lucy ironically asks “Are
    you anybody?”

    Jerry
    Rush

    (Crowd Member, uncredited) makes
    the third of his nine (mostly uncredited) appearances on the series.
    He also did two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” 

    Bernard
    Sell

    (Crowd Member, uncredited) is
    an English-born background player making his third and final
    appearance on the series. He was also an extra with Lucille Ball and
    Bob Hope in their films The
    Facts of Life
    (1960)
    and Critic’s
    Choice
    (1963).
    He later turns up on a 1971 two-part episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Louise Lane (Crowd Member, uncredited) makes the last of her four background appearances on “The Lucy Show.”

    George Bruggeman (Crowd Member, uncredited) was a passenger on the S.S. Constitution when Lucy and Ricky Ricardo has their “Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14) in 1956. He was also an extra in the Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film The Facts of Life (1960).  

    George Ford (Photographer, uncredited) joined episode cast members Sid Gould, Bernard Sell, and Beverly Powers as an extra in the Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film Critic’s Choice (1963).

    Celebrity Cameos

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    Johnny
    Grant
    (1923-2008)
    was
    a
    local Los Angeles area TV personality and the honorary Mayor of
    Hollywood. He officiated over the unveiling of stars on the
    Hollywood Walk of Fame from the 1960s until his death in 2008.
    In 1980 he was granted his own star on the Walk of Fame. He was
    affectionately known as “Mr. Hollywood.”  

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    Kirk
    Douglas

    (1916-2020) was nominated for three Oscars and received an
    honorary award in 1996. He was the father of actor Michael Douglas.
    Despite a debilitating stroke in the 1990s, he lived to the age of 103!

    Douglas
    arrives unescorted, introduced by Johnny Grant as “The
    star of two great films: ‘The Heroes of Telemark’ and ‘Cast a Giant
    Shadow.’” The Heroes of Telemark
    was
    released in the UK in November 1965, but would not premiere in the US
    for a month after this episode first aired. One month later (March
    30, 1966), Cast
    a Giant Shadow

    premiered.

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    Jimmy
    Durante

    (1893-1980) was a multi-talented performer who was distinguished by
    his bulbous nose. In “Lucy Meets Harpo Marx” (ILL S4;E28) Lucy Ricardo dons a novelty store mask and trench coat to impersonate Durante for a nearsighted Carolyn Appleby.

    Lucille Ball has an uncredited role in his 1935 film Carnival. In this episode, Durante is accompanied by his wife, Margie Little.

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    In “Hollywood at Last!” (ILL S4;E16), Durante’s caricature on the wall at the Brown Derby restaurant takes up two frames – one for his nose. 

    Johnny
    Grant introduces Durante as “The Shnozzola.”  

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    Vincent Edwards (1928-96) was probably best known as the title character on ABC TV’s “Ben Casey” (1961-66) which was filmed on the Desilu lot. A new episode of “Ben Casey” aired on ABC at 10pm on the night this episode of “The Lucy Show” premiered. It was directed by Marc Daniels, one of the directors of “I Love Lucy” and Jesse Wayne was the stunt coordinator, as he was for “The Lucy Show.”  

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    LUCY (to Edwards): “Oh, doctor!  Oh, doctor!”

    Vincent Edwards has no dialogue.

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    Edward
    G. Robinson

    (1893-1973) was an actor best known for playing underworld
    characters. Lucille Ball has an uncredited role in his 1935 film The
    Whole Town’s Talking.
    Just
    before this episode was filmed, Robinson starred in The
    Cincinnati Kid

    with Steve McQueen and Joan Blondell (a former Lucy co-star). “Lucy
    Show” stunt coordinator Jesse Wayne was also in the film. Robinson
    appears here with his wife, Jane
    Adler Robinson.

    As
    he is introduced on the red carpet, Robinson uses his cigar as a mini
    machine gun.  The Robinsons have no dialogue.  

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    As part of its Famous People stamp series, the Republic of Guinee in Africa commemorated the 100th anniversary of Lucille Ball’s birth with a stamp.The packaging also depicted Edward G. Robinson! 

    Other
    background performers play premiere guests and fans. In addition to
    Lucy (incognito as Smith) the other doormen at the Taj Mahal Theatre state
    their names: Evans, O’Sullivan, Drexler, Grabowski, and Sheffield. The actors may be using their own surnames. 

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    Coincidentally, this episode wasa first aired eleven years ago to the day that the Ricardos and Mertzes arrived in Tinseltown in “Hollywood at Last” (ILL S4;E16) in 1955.  

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    In an early draft of the script, the rather lengthy title of this episode was “Lucy Goes To A Hollywood Premiere at the Taj Mahal Theatre” – with a parenthetical proviso that it could be adapted to any variation that could legally be cleared.

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    At 10pm on CBS, an hour after this episode was originally broadcast, the variety / talent show “Hollywood Talent Scouts” aired. The program, hosted by Art Linkletter, featured established stars presenting new talent. That evening, one of the established stars was Victor Buono. The rotund actor would guest star on “Here’s Lucy” in 1969. Art Linkletter had just played himself on “The Lucy Show” a month earlier, and would do so again in 1970 on “Here’s Lucy”.

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    As of this episode, Lucy Carmichael and Lucy Ricardo both share a love for movies and film stars. In this episode, Mrs. Carmichael proves just as starstruck as Mrs. Ricardo.  

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    As a movie star herself, Lucille Ball attended many Hollywood premieres, including for the 1954 film A Star is Born, where Lucy and Desi were interviewed live on television as they walked the red carpet. 

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    Perhaps the most memorable (but un-telecast) premiere in Lucille Ball’s career took place in her hometown of Jamestown in early 1956. The film was Forever Darling. 

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    In
    April 2017 Ebay listed a 16mm print of this episode which sold for
    $19.99.

    MR. MOONEY: “Forget Hollywood!”
    LUCY: “How can I ‘forget Hollywood’ when I live here?!”

    It
    cost $144 to ship Lucy’s movie magazine and poster collection air
    express from Danfield to Hollywood.
    Lucy tells Mr. Mooney that it is hobby, like collecting stamps. Mr.
    Mooney was an avid  stamp collector in “Lucy and the Missing Stamp”
    (S3;E14)
    , spending $3,000 for a rare stamp – but he still fails to be
    sympathetic to the cost of Lucy’s hobby. 

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    Lucy’s
    movie poster collection includes: Radio
    City Revels
     (1938),
    which was filmed at RKO, the studio that became Desilu; The
    Overland Express
     (1938);
    and Suspicion (1941), another
    RKO picture.  

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    Memorabilia
    crazy Lucy says she bought a pink chiffon nightgown from Lillian Goodman’s
    Goodies for $75 that was worn by Doris Day in Pillow
    Talk
    .
    In reality, Lillian
    Goodman

    was a prominent Hollywood vocal coach. Doris Day
    was
    previously mentioned in “No
    More Double Dates” (S1;E21)

    and
    “Lucy is a Soda Jerk” (S1;E23). The nightgown, however, is not seen in this episode. 

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    Mr.
    Mooney says he wouldn’t buy a second hand nightie if it had been worn
    by Jack Lemmon in Some
    Like It Hot
    .
    Some
    Like It Hot
     (1959) was
    filmed at San Diego’s Hotel del Coronado, the same location that the
    Ricardos and the Mertzes stayed at in “Lucy Goes to Mexico,” also
    filmed in 1958.  

    As
    a result of her purchases and the shipping costs, Lucy’s bank account
    has dwindled to $1.03.

    The
    premiere is being held at the Taj
    Mahal Theatre.
    Although that is a fictional venue, it is undoubtedly inspired by Sid
    Grauman’s international-themed movie palaces of the early 20th century. 

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    In 1922, he opened The Egyptian Theatre, which was decorated in an
    Egyptian motif inside and out. In 1927, he opened The Chinese
    Theatre
    , with an exterior resembling a pagoda. The forecourt of the
    theatre became the sight of slabs of celebrity footprints set in
    concrete. The location was recreated at Desilu Studios for “Lucy
    Visits Grauman’s” (ILL S5;E1).
    In this episode, Mimi Von Tysen and
    her screen partner Coconuts Mulligan are due to put their footprints (and paw prints) in cement, reinforcing the comparison to Grauman’s Chinese.
    Ironically, to this day, Lucille Ball is one of the few celebrities
    who have never had their footprints in the forecourt.  

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    One
    of Lucy’s rare movie magazines has a (fictional) article titled “Marriage is Not
    for Me” (supposedly) written by Elizabeth Taylor when she was 12
    years old. Elizabeth Taylor did her first Hollywood film at age 10.
    At the time this episode was filmed she had married her fifth
    husband, actor Richard Burton. Elizabeth
    Taylor

    was mentioned in “Hollywood Anniversary” (ILL S4;E23) and more
    recently in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). She and Burton will
    guest star as themselves in a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    Lucy
    says that as a child she had a pet canary named Rin Tin Tin. In Hollywood, Rin
    Tin Tin
    was
    a German Shepard police dog who appeared in movies, on radio, and in his own TV
    series.  

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    Mrs.
    Foley says she watched Rock Hudson change a tire in front of her
    Beverly Hills map stand. Rock
    Hudson
    played
    himself in “In Palm Springs” (ILL S4;E26). 

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    Lucy
    shows Mrs. Foley a February 1935 copy of Screen Play Magazine with
    Carole
    Lombard

    on the cover. Lucy says “Wasn’t
    she beautiful?  I was just crazy about her.”

    Lucy is talking as a fan, but Lucille Ball was talking as a friend.
    Ball
    was devastated by her tragic death in 1942.  

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    Lucy
    thinks ‘Will Power’ (aka willpower) is a star discovered washing dishes at The
    Beachcomber. Don the
    Beacomber

    was a landmark Hollywood restaurant specializing in Chinese and
    Polynesian fare as well as exotic drinks. It opened in 1933 and
    closed in 1985. In “Lucy Visits Grauman’s” (ILL S5;E1, above), one of
    Lucy Ricardo’s prized souvenirs of Hollywood are chopsticks from The
    Beachcomber. 

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    Everyone
    mistakes Lucy’s impression of Edward G. Robinson (left) for Jimmy Cagney (right).
    Jimmy
    Cagney

    was known in Hollywood for playing gangsters, but won a 1943 Oscar
    for playing song and dance man George M. Cohan in Yankee
    Doodle Dandy
    .

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    When
    Mrs. Foley is to return to Iowa, Lucy takes over her spot selling
    maps to the stars homes.  Ironically, Lucille Ball’s Roxbury Drive
    home was usually on those maps. People would often ring the doorbell
    and ask for Lucy. Sometimes Ball herself would answer it.

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    Lucy
    calls her competitor, the Kid, a shrewd businessman. He replies that
    he got it from his uncle – Jack Benny.  Jack
    Benny
    ’s
    comic persona was that of a miser.  He guest starred in “Lucy and
    the Plumber” (S3;E2)
    . Coincidentally, Benny’s home is next door to
    Lucille Ball’s on Roxbury Drive and was also a destination on the
    maps to the stars’ homes.

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    An
    old lady on a motorcycle asks Lucy where Elvis Presley lives. Lucy
    asks if she wouldn’t rather know where Lawrence Welk lived. It is
    fair to say that Presley and Welk occupied the opposite spectrum of
    musical styles and tastes in the mid 1960s. Elvis
    Presley
    ,
    the rock and roll superstar, was mentioned by Ethel as “that Elvis
    What’s-His-Name”
    in “Lucy Misses the Mertzes” (ILL S6;E17).
    Presley and his hit song “Hound Dog” were mentioned in both “Lucy
    the Music Lover” (S1;E8)
    and “Lucy’s Barbershop Quartet”
    (S1;E18)
    . Lawrence
    Welk

    was a hugely popular bandleader who would appear as himself on a 1970
    episode of “Here’s Lucy.”  Actor Ken Delo (Tom Foley) appeared
    many times on Welk’s TV show.

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    As
    the old lady races off on her motorcycle, Lucy shouts “Say
    hello to Steve McQueen!”

    Two of Steve McQueen’s favorite things were racing and motorcycles.
    He famously rode a motorcycle in 1963’s The Great Escape. He would receive an Oscar nomination for The
    Sand Pebbles

    later in 1966.  

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    When Mr. Mooney is hauled off by a policeman for not having a peddler’s license, he tells Lucy that he’ll probably end up on Devil’s Island. This is a reference to an infamous penal colony in French Guiana. A frequent punchline on the show despite being closed since 1953, it was first mentioned in “Paris at Last” (ILL S5;E18) and will be mentioned in several times on “Here’s Lucy.”

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    MILLER: “About face!  
    (The men turn. Lucy remains facing front.) 
    MILLER: “Smith!  Didn’t you hear ‘about face?”
    LUCY / SMITH: “No. What about it?”

    The uniforms of the Taj Mahal Theatre ushering squad are reminiscent of those of the French Foreign Legion during the mid 19th century and as seen in Hollywood films like Lawrence of Arabia (1962). The white cotton flap on the back of the hat was to protect from desert sun and sand. In the heyday of Hollywood, Roxy ushers were known for their meticulous uniforms and military precision. 

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    When
    Lucy hears Tom Foley must report for duty immediately and miss the
    premiere, Lucy says he should ask the Army if he can go tomorrow instead.
    Foley says “I
    don’t think Lyndon would like it.”  
    Lyndon
    Baines Johnson

    was the 36th President of the United States (1963 to 1969). In “Lucy the
    Stockholder” (S3;E25)
    Lucy says she is going to send Lyndon a thank
    you note for her tax refund. LBJ’s portrait is proudly on display at Mr. Mooney’s bank. 

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    At the time of filming the Vietnam war was being waged. Coincidentally, on the same day this episode first aired, with its talk of Foley going into the Army, the headlines of the day featured news of President Johnson’s trip to Hawaii to discuss the subject with US General Westmoreland and a South Vietnamese delegation. The news must have dampened some of the comedy for viewers of the original telecast. 

    After all of that, we
    never even learn the name of the film that is premiering!

    Callbacks!

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    Lucy
    Ricardo thought she was going to her first Hollywood premiere in “Don
    Juan and the Starlets” (ILL S4;E17)
    , but Ricky only had enough
    tickets for the starlets, not Lucy.

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    In
    “The Tour” (ILL S4;E30)
    , Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz took a bus
    tour of Beverly Hills with a map of the stars homes in hand. They
    disembarked at Richard Widmark’s house, which (in the second unit
    footage) was actually Lucille and Desi’s Beverly Hills home on
    Roxbury Drive.  

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    If Lucy Carmichael’s failure to keep up with her ushering squad seems familiar, it’s because she also failed to keep up in “Lucy and the Military Academy” (S2;E10). 

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    Lucy’s autograph book is bright yellow so that Coconuts can believably mistake it for a banana and cause the chaos that results in…

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    …Mr.
    Mooney falling into wet cement! Little Ricky
    did the same thing in “Lucy and John Wayne” (ILL S5;E2) when the gang tries to replace Wayne’s footprints at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.  This brings things full circle! 

    Blooper
    Alerts

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    Hats
    off!
     Lucy’s hat falls off while arguing with the Kid, but Lucille Ball lets
    it lie in the gutter until a convenient break in the dialogue when
    she can pick it up. It falls off again when Mr. Mooney startles her.
    This time, she immediately retrieves it.


    Glamour
    Boy!
     Lucy goes incognito as a male doorman / usher at the Taj Mahal, yet she
    is in full glamour make-up: red lipstick, blue eye shadow, and heavy
    false eyelashes. It seems unlikely that anyone, especially Mr.
    Mooney, would mistake her for a man.  

    Funny
    Girl!
     Announcer Johnny Grant (not really an actor) cannot keep from laughing when Lucy
    does her funny marching steps.  

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    Who
    Wore it Better?
    On the red carpet, Road Block’s arm candy wears the
    same green feathered hat that Lucy wore when she went incognito as
    Pamela Pettebone in “Lucy Goes to Vegas” (S3;E17).  In Vegas, Viv called it a “fresh crop of crab grass”! 

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    Shoe Show! When Lucy removes her uniform to reveal her canary yellow evening gown (a rare color for Lucille Ball to wear), she does not change her shoes, and sashays into the theatre in the clunky men’s black lace-ups she wore as ‘Smith’!  Ball takes a moment to fluff her hair after removing the hat, making it is clear that she was not wearing a wig for this episode, as he sometimes did. 

    Fast Forward!

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    Here, Lucy is terribly inept at keeping up with the martial precision of her fellow ushers. Later in 1966, Private Carmichael will be equally (yet hilariously) out of step when “Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft” (S5;E9). 

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    In 1971, “Here’s Lucy” presented another episode jam-packed with Hollywood references. It also featured Gale Gordon and Sid Gould. 

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    Long before David Permut became an Oscar-nominated producer, he was selling $3 maps to celebrity homes! The same year this episode first aired, a young Permut moved with his family to Los Angeles. Within three years, Permut was hawking his own self-created maps on the corner of Ladera and Sunset. On a very good day he could pull in $30 (about $180 today). The above map (not one of Permut’s) has the Arnaz mansion on the cover, along with the home of her dear friend and “Lucy Show” co-star Ann Sothern! 

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    In the 1997 film Star Maps, a young man starts off selling maps to the stars homes as a foothold into Hollywood, but ends up in a world of male prostitution. Not exactly a subject that Lucy would tackle in 1966!

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    “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy and the Soap Opera

    S4;E19~
    January 31, 1966

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    Synopsis

    The
    star of Lucy’s favorite soap opera lives in her building and tells
    her that his character’s fate is in question. Curious Lucy
    disguises herself in a number of outrageous get-ups to gain access to
    the show’s reclusive writer and learn how the show will turn out.  

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane
    Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Jan
    Murray

    (Peter Shannon) was a stand-up comedian who got his start on the
    “borscht belt” circuit.  He was a favorite guest on TV variety
    and talk shows. This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball. 

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    John
    Howard

    (Mr. Vernon) was seen in such Hollywood hits as The
    Philadelphia Story
    (1940)
    and Lost
    Horizon

    (1937).  This is his only appearance opposite Lucille Ball.

    The
    character is given no first name and only addressed as Mr. Vernon.

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    John
    Alvin

    (Director of “Camden Cove”) was a character actor who appeared as
    Harry Barth on several episodes of “The Beverley Hillbillies”,
    among his more than 170 other screen credits. This is his only
    appearance opposite Lucille Ball.

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    Bennett
    Green
    (‘Jury
    Foreman’) was
    Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love Lucy.” He does occasional
    background work on “The Lucy Show.”

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    Jane
    Kean

    (Pussycat) is
    probably best remembered for her association with Jackie Gleason,
    assuming the role of Trixie Norton when “The Honeymooners” was
    revived in 1966.  This was her only appearance with Lucille Ball.

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    Sid
    Gould

    (‘Judge’) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
    “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    George
    Bruggeman

    (‘Juror’, uncredited) was a passenger on the S.S. Constitution when Lucy and Ricky
    Ricardo has their “Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14) in 1956.
    Fellow Juror Bennett Green was also in that episode.  He was also an
    extra in the Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film The
    Facts of Life

    (1960).  

    Roy
    Rowan

    (“Camden Cove” Announcer) was
    the off-camera announcer for every episode of “I Love Lucy” as
    well as “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” He was also the
    voice heard when TV or radio programs were featured on the plot of
    all three shows. He made a couple of on screen appearances as well.

    Paul Power (Clerk, uncredited) was seen in two films with Lucille Ball, two  episodes of “I Love Lucy,” and three episodes of “The Lucy Show.”

    Other
    background performers play the other jurors and “Camden Cove”
    production crew.  

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    This
    episode was filmed on December 9, 1965. On that date CBS aired “A
    Charlie Brown Christmas”
    for the first time.  It has since become a
    holiday staple.

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    The
    date this episode first aired (January 31, 1966) Mickey Rooney’s
    fifth wife was found dead, the victim of a murder / suicide with her
    boyfriend, just ten days after she separated from Rooney.  Just one
    week earlier, Rooney guest starred on “The Lucy Show” making
    jokes about his alimony payments.  

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    Less than 24 hours later, comic
    actor Buster Keaton died at age 70.  One of his last live
    appearances was a TV tribute to Stan Laurel where he shared the stage
    with Lucille Ball.  Lucy and Keaton appeared together in the 1946
    film Easy
    to Wed
    .

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    The
    “Camden Cove” cast of characters: 

    • Roger Gregory – a banker
      accused of embezzlement
    • Cynthia
      Roger’s daughter
    • Victoria
      Carruthers –
      Roger’s sister-in-law, a librarian
    • Mr.
      Camden –
      the town patriarch
    • Agnes
      Forsythe
      – a waitress at the Camden Cove Tea Room who got amnesia
    • Mrs.
      Thompson –
      whose only son was court-martialed and has eight months to
      live
    • Dr.
      Ingmar –
      who lost his glasses when he performed an appendectomy on
      Victoria Carruthers

    Marty
    is the producer of “Camden Cove.”  

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    Camden
    Cove is described at “The Typical American Town” so it was
    probably inspired by “Peyton Place,” a prime-time
    soap
    opera
    which
    aired on ABC
    from
    1964 to 1969.  Like “Camden Cove,” it aired three nights a week
    and dealt with the tangled relationships found in a small American
    town. Danfield was compared to Peyton
    Place
    in “Lucy and Joan” (S4;E4).

    Gale
    Gordon gets entrance and exits applause from the studio audience in
    the opening scene. He even gets a smattering of entrance applause in
    his second scene. Lucy gets entrance applause when she comes into
    the courtroom, indicating that this final scene may have been filmed
    first for logistical reasons, although Lucille Ball preferred not to
    film out of sequence.  

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    Mr.
    Vernon says “Camden Cove” is his best work since playing the
    voice of Oink-Oink in the “Piggy Pete” cartoons. Lucy compares
    his talent to that of Richard Burton. Richard
    Burton
    ’s
    name was last dropped in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). He will
    guest star with his wife Elizabeth Taylor on a 1970 episode of
    “Here’s Lucy.”
     

    Lucy
    says she was never too happy with the way Shakespeare handled Romeo
    and Juliet; those crazy mixed up kids. She wanted them to live
    happily ever after.

    To
    find out the fate of ‘Roger Gregory’, Lucy disguises herself as a
    male Japanese gardener from the Los Angeles Garden Club sent to
    exterminate Japanese beetles.  He says they are much worse than the
    Beatles from England.  This is a play on the homonyms ‘beetles’ and
    ‘Beatles,’ the tremendously popular rock and roll group from Great
    Britain. 

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    Many
    viewers cite this as one of their least favorite episodes, due mainly
    to the stereotypical portrayal of the Japanese gardener in both
    appearance and speech. Although this sort of thing would be
    unthinkable today, in 1961 Caucasian actor Mickey Rooney (guest star
    of last week’s episode of “The Lucy Show”) played Mr. Yunioshi in
    Breakfast
    at Tiffany’s
    .
    Despite the controversy, the film is still well regarded, just as
    Lucille Ball’s reputation does not seem to have been marred by
    creating yellow face (and previously red face) caricatures for the
    sake of comedy.  

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    Mr.
    Mooney says that Peter Shannon, the writer of “Camden Cove,”
    works from his rustic hideaway cabin atop Coldwater Canyon. In 1942,
    Lucille Ball reported that while driving through Coldwater
    Canyon

    her temporary fillings started to pick up vibrations that sounded
    like music. Buster Keaton was the one to alert Lucy that it might be
    from radio transmission. The FBI tracked the source to the shack of
    a Japanese gardener, who may or may not have been a spy.  This
    possibly apocryphal story (which Ball herself told on countless talk
    shows) is doubtless the reason Shannon’s hideaway is located in
    Coldwater Canyon and that Lucy disguises herself as a Japanese
    gardener.  

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    The
    gardener says he has a family of 97 with cousins in Pasadena,
    Glendale, Rodondo Beach, Cucamonga, and ‘Horrywood’ (“a little
    suburb between Anaheim and Azusa”). Later, disguised a the little
    old lady, she repeats the same list of cities. Then, as herself, Lucy
    repeats it as she leaves the courtroom. Cucamonga
    was the location of the ultra-modern apartment that Lucy and Rosie
    try to sell Mr. Mooney in “Lucy Helps the Countess” (S4;E8).
    Lucille Ball’s final resting place was originally Forest Lawn cemetery in
    Glendale, but she was later exhumed and moved to Jamestown, New York, her birthplace. 

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    Azusa
    is the location of Aldolino Italian Restaurant, whose founder Aldo
    Formica served as Lucille Ball’s instructor for throwing pizza dough
    in the air in “Visitor from Italy” (ILL S6;E5) as well as
    appearing in the episode himself.  

    As
    usual with “The Lucy Show” Lucy seems to have no control over the
    hose spraying the insecticide, drenching Mr. Mooney.  

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    A
    hospitalized Peter Shannon says “I’m
    only 39 and I’m on Medicare!”
    President
    Johnson signed the
    Medicare  bill
    into
    law on July 30, 1965, just a few months before this episode was
    filmed.  Jan Murray (Shannon) was actually 49 at the time.  

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    When
    addressing the ‘jury’ Lucy concludes by saying:
    The
    quality of mercy is not strain’d, i
    t
    droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.”
    This
    is a  quote
    from Act IV, scene one of Shakespeare’s The
    Merchant of Venice
    ,

    a play which also features a legal action and a female attorney.  

    Callbacks!

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    Lucy
    manipulates Peter Shannon’s hospital bed so that he is sandwiched in,
    just as she did to Mr. Mooney in “Lucy Plays Florence Nightingale”
    (S2;E14)
    .  

    Blooper
    Alerts

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    Wardrobe Repeat! As
    the little old lady from the HHH (Happy Hospital Helpers) Lucy wears
    the very same dress and wig that she wore as the little old lady from
    Cucamonga in “Lucy Helps the Countess” (S4;E8).  

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    “Lucy and the Soap Opera”
    rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • Lucy Meets Mickey Rooney

    S4;E18~
    January 24, 1966

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    Synopsis

    Mickey
    Rooney takes out a loan from Mr. Mooney’s bank to open an acting
    school. Lucy and Mr. Mooney each wangle free acting lessons, which
    culminates in a silent movie sketch.  

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael / ‘The Little Tramp’), Gale Gordon (Theodore J.
    Mooney / ‘Shopkeeper’)

    Mary
    Jane Croft
    (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Mickey
    Rooney

    (Himself / ‘The Kid’) was
    born Joe Yule Jr. on September 23, 1920 in Brooklyn, New York. He
    first took the stage as a toddler in his parents vaudeville act at 17
    months old. He made his first film appearance in 1926. The following
    year, he played the lead character in the first Mickey McGuire short
    film. It was in this popular film series that he took the stage name
    Mickey Rooney.
    He won a juvenile Oscar in 1934, which he shared with Deana Durbin.
    He was nominated four more times and received an honorary Oscar in
    1983. He appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1943 film Thousands
    Cheer
    .
    Rooney was married eight times.  He died in 2014 at the age of 93.  

    Dorothy
    Konrad

    (Acting Student / “Rich Woman’) played
    Danfield volunteer firefighter Dorothy Boyer in several season one
    episodes and will appear just once more in the series.  

    George
    Barrows

    (‘Prisoner’) played
    a gorilla in his very first screen credit, Tarzan
    and His Mate
    (1934).
    He donned the gorilla suit 18 more times from 1954 to 1978. His final
    simian character was on “The Incredible Hulk.” His first
    appearance on “The Lucy Show” was also as a gorilla, in“Lucy
    and the Monsters” (S3;E18).

    This is the second of his ‘human’ characters on the series.

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    The
    Acting Students / ‘Keystone Cops’ are played by:

    • Jack
      Perkins

      was
      a stuntman and actor often cast for his ability to play drunk. He
      also has quite a few credits as a brawler and a bartender. He will
      appear in one more episode of “The Lucy Show.”
    • Fred
      Krone
      was
      a stuntman and actor.  He was a
      lifetime member of the Stuntman’s Association of Motion Pictures.
    • Harvey
      Parry
      was a stuntman and actor who
      appeared with Lucille Ball in two films in the 1930s.  He will do one
      more episode of “The Lucy Show.”  
    • Sid
      Gould

      made
      more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
      characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
      (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
      Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
      “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
      Lucy.”
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    Three
    other female extras round out the acting class.  A dog appears in the
    silent movie sketch.  

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    This
    is the first and only episode written by Hugh Wedlock Jr. and Alan
    Manings. 

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    The
    school Mickey Rooney wants to open is called The Players Showcase.

    At
    the start of the episode, Mr. Mooney is asking Lucy for the Nicoletti
    file. Louis
    Nicoletti

    played bit parts on 20 episodes of “I Love Lucy.”  His name was
    given to the Florence hotel manager in “Lucy is Homesick in Italy”
    (ILL S5;E22)
    .  

    To
    extend the loan to Rooney, Mr. Mooney goes to check with Bank
    President Mr. Cheever.  The character will not be seen for another
    year and will be played by Roy Roberts.

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    Lucy
    “Mickey
    Rooney the actor?”  
    Mr.
    Mooney
    : “No,
    Mickey Rooney the plumber!”

    In
    “Lucy and the Plumber” (S3;E2) the plumber looked just like an
    actor – Jack Benny.  

    When
    Lucy’s lipstick smears across her cheek due to a sudden shock, Mr.
    Mooney says “You
    look like Geronimo!”

    Geronimo
    (1829-1909) was a prominent Native American warrior from the Apache
    tribe who led rebellions to protect his homeland.  Mr. Mooney is
    referring to the ‘Indian’ war paint.  

    Mickey
    Rooney mentions his alimony payments.  At the time this episode was
    filmed in late 1965, Rooney had been divorced four times. His fifth
    wife died just one week after this episode first aired. He
    re-married in September 1966 and would marry twice more before his
    death.  

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    Mr.
    Mooney says to Lucy: “What
    in the name of Bette Davis makes you think you can act?”

    Bette
    Davis

    (1908-89) was a two-time Oscar winner who was nominated nine other
    times. She was slated to appear as “The Celebrity Next Door” on
    the “Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” but withdrew at the last minute and
    was replaced by Tallulah Bankhead.  

    Lucy
    lists her school acting credits: Mr. Roberts (in a 1948 play of the
    same name), MacBeth (in Shakespeare’s tragedy of the same name),
    Julius Caesar, and Captain Hook in Peter
    Pan
    .
    Apparently Lucy must have gone to an all-girls school since these
    are all male roles!  She fails to mention her experience playing
    Cleopatra for the Danfield Community Players (S2;E1).

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    Praising
    Mickey Rooney, Lucy tells him “Those
    father and son talks with Judge Hardy helped a lot.”

    Lucy is referring to Rooney’s portrayal of Andy Hardy in 16 films
    between 1937 and 1958. Lewis Stone (above left) played Andy’s Judge father in all
    but one. In the first film the father was played by Lionel
    Barrymore. 

    While
    playing drunk during an improv, Rooney says to Lucy “What’s
    new pussycat?”
      The expression was also the title of a 1965 film written by Woody
    Allen as well as its title song nominated for an Oscar in 1966.  

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    In
    Rooney’s acting class, Mr. Mooney rehearses Mark Antony’s famous
    speech from Shakespeare’s Julius
    Caesar
    :
    “Friends,
    Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”
      Vivian Vance played Mark Antony to Lucy’s Cleopatra back
    in Danfield.

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    The
    underscoring to portions of the silent movie sketch is “Hello, Ma
    Baby,’” a song written by Ida Emerson and Joseph E. Howard in 1899.
    It is probably most associated with the singing and dancing frog in
    the 1955 Merrie Melodies cartoon short “One Froggy Evening.”  

    Callbacks!

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    The
    Charlie Chaplin silent movie skit Lucy does with Mooney and Rooney is
    reminiscent of the one she did with Vivian Vance in “Chris’s
    New Year’s Eve Party

    (S1;E14).

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    An
    improv class gives Lucille Ball a chance to do her chicken imitation.
    She first walked like a chicken as Lucy Ricardo to lead 500 baby
    chicks back into their boxes in “Lucy Raises Chickens” (ILL
    S6;E19
    ).

    Blooper
    Alerts

    Cuts! There
    are obvious edits in the office scene, perhaps for time.  

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    Hays Press! When
    Lucy is nailing up the Theatre Guide poster on the studio wall, one
    of the ads has the word ‘Palace’ in the same font found in the
    newspaper in “Lucy, the Rain Goddess” (S4;E15) and “Ricky’s
    Old Girlfriend” (ILL S3;E12)

    in
    1953!  Most Hollywood prop newspapers were printed by the same company: the Hays Press. 

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    Speilling! The
    sign above the silent movie sketch grocery store say “Market Low
    Prices on Meat’s” – with a possessive apostrophe.  

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    “Lucy Meets Mickey Rooney” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

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