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Lucy and Carol Burnett: Part 1
S6;E14
~ December 4, 1967

Synopsis
Lucy
trains to be a flight attendant but is teamed with a nervous partner
(Carol Burnett) who is afraid of heights. When the in-flight movie breaks down, they provide
some live entertainment for the passengers.Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy
Carmichael)
Gale
Gordon
(Theodore J. Mooney), Mary
Jane Croft (Mary
Jane Lewis), and Roy
Roberts
(Harrison Winfield Cheever) do not appear in this episode. Gale
Gordon’s co-starring credit and voice over is deleted from the title
sequence.Guest
Cast
Carol
Burnett (Carol
Tilford) got
her first big break on “The Paul Winchell Show” in 1955.
A
years later she was a regular on “The Garry Moore Show.” In 1959
she made her Broadway debut in Once
Upon a Mattress,
which she also appeared in on television three times. From 1960 to
1965 she did a number of TV specials, and often appeared with Julie
Andrews. Her second Broadway musical was Fade
Out – Fade In which
ran for more than 270 performances. From 1967 to 1978 she hosted her
own highly successful variety show, “The Carol Burnett Show.”
Burnett had previously appeared in two episodes as Lucy’s roommate
Carol Bradford. In return, Lucille Ball made five appearances on
“The Carol Burnett Show.” Burnett also returned to star in three
episodes of “Here’s Lucy,” once playing herself. After Lucille
Ball’s passing, Burnett was hailed as the natural heir to Lucy’s
title of ‘The Queen of TV Comedy.’Carol
Tilford is from North Platte, Nebraska.
She was formerly an usherette in a movie theatre but she had to quit
when she was afraid to go into the balcony due to her fear of
heights. In September 2016, Vicki Lawrence, Burnett’s co-star on her variety show, did a Town Hall talk in North Platte, Nebraska.
Rhodes
Reason (Mr. Brennan) made an appearance on “Vacation Playhouse”
(“The Lucy’s Show” summer replacement anthology series) in 1965 along with Sid
Gould. He will make five appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”Mr.
Brennan is the Vice President of Personnel for Globe World
Airlines. He is unmarried.
Kasey
Rogers (Miss Cavanaugh) is probably best remembered for playing
Louise Tate on “Bewitched” from 1966 to 1972, including an
episode aired just five days before this installment of “The Lucy Show.” She will appear in two more episodes of the series.
Ernesto
Masias aka Eric Mason (Passenger Agent) was a Mexican-born
actor making his only appearance with Lucille Ball.
Sid
Gould (Workman)
made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
(born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
Gary Morton.
Jerry
Rush
(Pilot) makes
the seventh of his nine (mostly uncredited) appearances on the
series. He also did two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
Rush also played the Pilot in “Lucy Flies to London” (S5;E6).Stewardess
trainees include Judy Daniels from Boston, Sally Fry from Chicago,
Mary Baker from Detroit, and Martha Bailey from Memphis. The
training team consists of Miss Gray and Miss Jackson. It is unclear
whether these are the actors’ actual names or they are scripted.
Other trainees and passengers are played by uncredited background
performers.
This
is the first of a two part episode. The second episode is rather
uncreatively titled “Lucy and Carol Burnett: Part 2” and also
features Kasey Rogers.The
episode was filmed on October 26, 1967. That evening Kasey Rogers
was featured on a Halloween-themed episode of “Bewitched.”Carol
Burnett first appeared on the series before the premiere of her own
TV variety show. This time she returns as a celebrity guest star,
with her name in the title.
The
date this episode first aired (December 4, 1967) actor Bert Lahr
(the Cowardly Lion in “The Wizard of Oz”) died at age 72. Lahr
had appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1944 film Meet the People.At
10pm that evening “The Carol Burnett Show” featured Barbara Eden.
One of Eden’s first TV appearances was playing Diana Jordan on “Country Club Dance” (ILL S6;E25).
Lucy
explains that she took a leave of absence from the bank to train as a
flight attendant.Lucy
says that stewardesses get to meet big executives, movie stars, and
sports celebrities. Lucy Carmichael has already met all these people
without leaving the ground!
Instead
of asking handsome Mr. Right (aka Mr. Brenner) if he would like
coffee, tea or milk, Lucy says “coffee,
tea or me”! Earlier in 1967
the book Coffee,
Tea or Me?
was
published. It was the alleged memoirs of two stewardess and their
romantic and sexual escapades in the air. The popularity of this book
may be the reason for this episode.
Frustrated
by Lucy and Carol’s bungling, Mr. Brenner says “Is this any way
to run an airline?” The line gets a huge reaction from the
studio audience. In 1963 a National Airlines TV commercial featured
a flight attendant asking “Is this any way to run an airline?
You bet it is!” In 1966, singer Tom Paxton wrote and recorded a
song with the same title.
The
episode uses establishing stock footage of the training building and
a jet taking off.
When
the in-flight movie malfunctions by spitting the film out of the
projector into Lucy’s face, Lucy and Carol present live entertainment
– a medley of songs – with the help of a group of musicians who are
(conveniently) also on board:“Let
Me/Us Entertain You”
by Jule Styne and Stephen Sondheim from Gypsy
(1959).“That’s
Entertainment” written
by
Arthur
Schwartz
and
Howard
Dietz
for the 1953
film
The
Band Wagon.
“The
Old Soft Shoe” written by Nancy Hamilton and Morgan Lewis in
1946 for the Ray Bolger musical Three To Make Ready.
Lucy
plays Charlie
Chaplin.
Lucy had done her Charlie Chaplin imitation twice before on the
show, in “Chris’s
New Year’s Eve Party“
(S1;E14)
and “Lucy and Mickey Rooney” (S4;E18).
Lucy
and Carol imitate Jimmy Durante as they sing “Start Out Each Day
with a Song” which was written by Durante in 1944. Lucy
Ricardo also imitated Durante (wearing a mask) to fool Carolyn
Appleby in “Lucy Meets Harpo Marx” (S4;E28).
Carol
imitates Ethel Merman singing “I
Got Rhythm”
by George and Ira Gershwin. Merman herself sang this song in “Lucy
Teaches Ethel Merman to Sing” (S2;E18) and “Ethel Merman and the
Boy Scout Show” (S2;E19). Merman first sang the song in the 1930
Gershwin musical Girl
Crazy.Lucy sings “Yankee Doodle Dandy” while Carol waves flags.
For the big finish, Lucy and Carol sing “When the Saints Go Marching In.”
Callbacks!

Although
this is her first time as a flight attendant, Lucy Carmichael was
seen on an airplane as a passenger in “Lucy Flies to London”
(S5;E6). The stewardess that had to contend with Lucy was Pat
Priest, better known for her role as Marilyn on “The Munsters” and the pilot was Jerry Rush.
Globe
World Airlines is a fictional carrier. In “Lucy Flies to London”
(S5;E6) Lucy flew fictional British Imperial Airways.
When she
arrives in “Lucy in London,” however, she is on now defunct Pan American (Pan Am).
Pan Am (PAA) clipper service also flew the Ricardos
to Cuba and home from Europe on “I Love Lucy.”
When “Lucy
Goes to Alaska” (1959) and “The Ricardos Go To Japan” (1959)
they fly United Airlines, which is still in business today.
Lucy and Carol get some comic mileage getting into the dorm’s bunk beds, just as Lucy and Viv did in “Lucy and Her Electric Mattress” (S1;E12).
Blooper
Alerts!
Sashay Away! Lucy
and Carol’s lip sync does not always perfectly match the soundtrack
during their medley.
Serious Sitcom Logic Alert! It
is somewhat silly to iterate out the complete lack of logic of this episode. From conception to conclusion it lacks
common sense or any sense of truth, something Lucy usually prized.
By this time “The Lucy Show” was in the ‘home stretch’ and was
mainly interested in entertainment, not character. Part
of this is due to the fact that Ball had recently sold Desilu to Gulf
& Western, which also owned Paramount Studios, located next door
to Desilu. Everyone involved is keenly aware that this is the final
season of a still popular series. Less attention is paid to
plots and details, and more effort is placed on guest stars and
musical numbers.
“Lucy and Carol Burnett: Part 1″ rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5
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Lucy’s Mystery Guest
S6;E10
~ November 13,
1967

Synopsis
When
Lucy tears up the junk mail, she also rips up a letter from her
eccentric Aunt Agatha, who is coming to to stay with Lucy. By the
time Lucy figures out who it is, Aunt Agatha (Mary Wickes) is on her
doorstep with a suitcase full of health foods and an exercise regimen
that turns Lucy’s daily life upside down.Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy
Carmichael),
Gale Gordon
(Theodore J. Mooney), Mary
Jane Croft (Mary
Jane Lewis)Roy
Roberts
(Harrison Winfield Cheever) does not appear in this episode.Guest
Cast
Mary
Wickes
(Aunt Agatha) was
one of Lucille Ball’s closest friends and at one time, a neighbor.
She made a memorable appearances on “I Love Lucy” as ballet
mistress Madame Lamond in “The
Ballet” (ILL S1;E19).
In her initial “Lucy Show” appearances her characters name was
Frances, but she then made four more as a variety of characters. This
is her final appearance on the series. Wickes also appeared in nine
episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Their final collaboration on screen
was “Lucy Calls the President” in 1977.Agatha
is Lucy’s rich widowed aunt from the mid-west. Her husband was named
Ned. Wickes also played Mary Jane’s aunt, Gussie, in “Lucy and the
Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9).

This
episode was filmed on September 28, 1967.
Mary
Wickes is playing Lucy’s aunt, but in real life Lucille Ball was just
one year younger than Wickes. Aunt Agatha has a line disparaging
“the younger generation” referring to Lucy!
As
usual on the series, older characters are dressed woefully out of
date. Agatha wears a traveling suit, gloves and hat that would be
more fashionable in 1917 than 1967.
Wickes’
wardrobe as Aunt Agatha is very reminiscent to clothing she wore as
Mrs Squires in The
Music Man (1962).
Also in the cast were “Lucy Show” alumni Ralph Hart (Sherman),
Charles Lane (Mr. Barnsdahl), as well as Max Showalter, Jesslyn Fox,
Fred Aldrich, Leon Alton, Walter Bacon, John Breen, Ronnie Dapo, Ray
Kellogg, Natalie Masters, Bert May, and Larri Thomas.We
learn Lucy has a cousin Clara who lives in Los Angeles, but Agatha
thinks Clara only likes her for her money.
When
Agatha opens a window for some fresh air, Lucy makes a joke about the
smog. This is the fourth mention of the Los Angeles smog problem on
the series. It
was previously joked about in “Lucy Gets Jack Benny’s Account”
(S6;E6), “Lucy
and Tennessee Ernie Ford” (S5;E21)
and “Lucy
Meets Sheldon Leonard” (S5;E22).
We
learn that Lucy is plant sitting for a neighbor named Mrs. Stevens.
Mary Jane is dog sitting for her. Aunt Agatha sprays the plant for bugs, and it promptly wilts.
When
Lucy reports for work dressed like Aunt Agatha, the underscoring
plays
“Chim
Chim Cheree”
from Mary
Poppins
(1964) and Mr. Mooney remarks
“Good heavens, they’ve grounded Mary Poppins!” Although
Wickes was not in Disney’s Mary
Poppins,
she did play the character on CBS TV in 1949. The Disney film
featured “Lucy Show” alumni Reta Shaw, Elsa Lanchester, Walter
Bacon, George DeNormand, Sam Harris, Lester Matthews, Hans Moebus, J.
Pat O’Malley, Bert Stevens, Hal Taggart, Larri Thomas, and Ginny
Tyler.
In “Lucy Saves Milton Berle” (S4;E14) Lucy dresses
as a poor flower seller, which Mr. Mooney calls a“cheesy
Mary Poppins outfit”
despite if resembling Eliza Doolittle from My
Fair Lady.
Two years later, Lucille Ball would play Mary Poppins in a sketch on the Dinah Shore special “Like Hep.”
Lucy
calls her wealthy Auntie “nuts”, but Mooney admonishes her by
saying “When
you’re poor, you’re nuts. When you’re rich, you’re eccentric.”The
episode has an upbeat sentimental ending that never gets overly
schmaltzy thanks to Wickes, Ball and the writing.Callbacks!

Lucy
Ricardo got an unexpected visit from a distant relative in “Tennessee Ernie Visits” (ILL S3;E28). Like Aunt Agatha, by the time the
Ricardos discover when to expect their visitor, the eccentric
relative is already on their doorstep.Blooper
Alerts!Lucy
brings the waste paper basket full of the torn up letter from home to
the bank but she does not bring it home again. As a reminder, Lucy
takes the bus to work!
“Lucy’s Mystery Guest” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

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Little Old Lucy
S6;E7~
October 23,
1967

Synopsis
When
the 90 year-old president of the bank is in town and needs an escort
to the bank’s banquet, Lucy is volunteered. She discovers that
although he is old, he is still very interested in the opposite sex! Dennis Day guest stars.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy
Carmichael / Abigail
Vandermere),
Gale Gordon
(Theodore J. Mooney), Roy
Roberts
(Harrison Winfield Cheever), Mary
Jane Croft (Mary
Jane Lewis)Guest
Cast
Dennis
Day
(Cornelius Heatherington Jr.)
was an Irish
singer who’s name and career were synonymous with Jack
Benny’s,
working with the comedian on radio and TV. It was Benny who gave him
his big break in 1939 and Benny who kept him employed as a singer and
naive comic sidekick. His
“Gee, Mr. Benny!” became
a well-known catchphrase. Day would play second banana to the
comedian until Benny’s death in 1974.
Day died at age 72 of Lou
Gehrig’s disease.The
character is the 90 year-old President of the Bank. He is a bachelor
who has two yachts, as well as homes in New York, Paris, and Hawaii.Sid
Gould (Airport
Announcer, uncredited) made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
(born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
Gary Morton.William Meader (Bank Clerk, uncredited) had appeared as an airport extra in “The Ricardos Go to Japan,” a 1959 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He made many appearances on “The Lucy Show,” most times as a clerk in Mr. Mooney’s bank.
James Jackson (Commuter, uncredited) gained
fame as Farina’s older brother, Pineapple, in six of Hal Roach’s “Our
Gang” serials (1924-25). He
appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1963 film Critic’s
Choice
as well as this episode of “The Lucy Show.” With Sammy Davis Jr.
he was an uncredited extra in the 1964 film Robin
and the Seven Hoods.
He will be seen in one more episode of “Here’s Lucy”
guest-starring Ginger Rogers.
Judith Woodbury (Commuter, uncredited) nine (mostly) uncredited appearances on “The Lucy Show.” She also appeared in one episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
James Gonzales (Commuter, uncredited)
was a popular Hollywood extra who first acted with Lucille Ball in the 1953 film The Long, Long Trailer. He was seen in 23 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 3 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
The other airport extras are played by uncredited background performers.

Dennis
Day was mentioned on the previous week’s episode “Lucy Gets Jack
Benny’s Account” (S6;E6). In the same breath, Benny also mentioned
Phil Harris, who will guest star on “The Lucy Show” later in the
season. Script supervisor Milt Josefsberg, who also wrote for “The
Jack Benny Show,” is likely responsible for getting these
performers as guest stars.
The
Westland Bank is celebrating its 50th Anniversary, which means it was founded in 1917. Dennis Day’s
character bears more than a passing resemblance to the elderly banker
Mr. Dawes Senior played by Dick Van Dyke (insert) in Mary
Poppins
(1964).We
finally learn Mr. Cheever’s first name: Harrison. This will also be
Gale Gordon’s first name in “Here’s Lucy.” In a previous episode
we learned that Mr. Cheever’s middle name was ‘Winfield’.
Lucy
borrows a mink stole from Mary Jane, who shares it with five others:
Mildred, Roselle, Ella, Edith, and Irving, who uses it as ‘date
bait.’
Mrs.
Mooney spent three weeks of her husband’s salary on an evening gown
with a mini-skirt. Mr. Mooney says she is bow-legged. This is yet
another incredible visual about Mrs. Mooney, a character that never
appears on screen.
Lucy
orders the banquet hall decorated in green and gold to match her new
gown. Luckily for Lucy, those are also Mr. Hetherington’s favorites.
Mr. Mooney wanted pink and purple because they are his old school
colors.
Heatherington
says he chartered the entire plane so he could have the stewardesses
all to himself. He says “It’s
the only way to fly.”
This
was the advertising slogan for Western Airlines, a US carrier that
was in operation from 1926 to 1987, before merging with Delta
Airlines. The
extremely popular slogan was first spoken on the series in “Lucy
Gets the Bird” (S3;E12) and then again when Lucy is getting shot
out of a canon in “Lucy and the Return of Iron Man” (S4;E11).
Whenever
Lucille Ball is called upon to play an old lady, she dresses in
clothes that are more befitting of the late 1800s than the present
day.As
Mrs. Abigail Vandermere Lucy says her husband was a poor Texan named
Harvey. She only got wealthy when they struck oil digging Harvey’s
grave.
Lucy
gets a phone call from a bank secretary named Gladys to report that
Mr. Heatherington is on his way to Mr. Mooney’s office. In the
previous episode, “Lucy Gets Jack Benny’s Account” (S6;E6), we
hear Gladys’ voice on the intercom.Callbacks!

Lucy
calls Heatherington the “Don
Juan of the stone age.”
Don Juan, a literary figure famous for wooing many females, was also
the first (but shelved) movie project of Ricky Ricardo. In “Ricky’s
Screen Test” (ILL S4;E6) Lucy took the role of one of his
conquests.
Lucy
Carmichael previously dressed as an old lady in “Lucy Helps the
Countess” (S4;E8) and “Lucy and the Soap Opera” (S4;E19) –
both times wearing the same dress!
Lucy
and Ricky Ricardo put on old age make-up hoping that “The Young
Fans” (ILL S1;E20) Peggy and Arthur will flee the horrors of old
age and find crushes on people their own age.
An older neighbor, Mr. Ritter (Edward Everett Horton) gets fresh with Lucy
Ricardo in “Lucy Plays Cupid” (ILL S1;E15) just the same way Mr.
Heathrington does here. In both episodes Lucy aggressively rebuffs
the advances of the men.
In
that same episode Bea Benadaret (as Miss Lewis)
dresses as the stereotypical little old lady, wearing something at
least 60 years out of style, and also tottering when she walked, just
like Lucy does here.
To
escape the amorous advances of Mr. Heatherington, Lucy (as Abigail)
swings around the room on the hotel bell cord. Lucy first swung on a
rope as Iron Man Carmichael and then again in “Lucy and Bob Crane”
(S4;E22).Blooper
Alerts!
In
this episode, Lucy claims that she has never met a millionaire
before. Except that in “Lucy Meets a Millionaire” (S2;E24) she
dated wealthy Italian Umberto Fabriani.
“Little Old Lucy” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5
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Lucy Gets Jack Benny’s Account
S6;E6~
October 16,
1967

Synopsis
When
the bank needs to find unique depositors, Lucy sets out to convince
notorious miser Jack Benny to become a customer. But first, they
have to build a vault secure enough to satisfy Benny.Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy
Carmichael),
Gale Gordon
(Theodore J. Mooney), Roy
Roberts
(Mr. Cheever)Mary
Jane Croft (Mary
Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.Guest
Cast
Jack
Benny (Himself)
was
born on Valentine’s day 1894. He had a successful vaudeville
career, and an even greater career on radio with “The Jack Benny
Program” which also became a successful television show. His screen
persona was known for being a penny-pincher and playing the violin.
His theme song was “Love in Bloom.” Benny was a Beverly Hills
neighbor of Lucille Ball’s and the two were off-screen friends.
Benny previously appeared on the series as Harry Tuttle (a Jack Benny
doppelganger) in “Lucy and the Plumber” (S3;E2) and did a voice
over cameo as himself in “Lucy With George Burns” (S5;E1). He
later appeared on three episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Benny and
Ball appeared on many TV variety and award shows together. He died in
1974.
Gladys
(voice on the intercom), six Native Americans in full war paint, and
Irving the gorilla, all go uncredited. It is possible, however, that
actor George Barrows was inside the gorilla costume. Barrows played
gorillas in three previous “Lucy Show” episodes.
The
episode was filmed on September 15, 1967.
The
script, written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer, won an Emmy
nomination in 1968, the only writing nomination of the entire series.
The episode was so popular with viewers that it was included in “The
Lucy Show” rerun series presented on CBS in prime time every summer
through 1971.Lucy
proposes that the bank go after unique accounts like the Queen of
England or the King of Thailand or Mickey Mouse (“Put
your money where your mouse is!”). Lucy calls Benny “the Maharajah of Beverly Hills” because he doesn’t trust banks and keeps all his money in his home.
The
scene at Benny’s home begins with him practicing the violin, but when
the doorbell rings he stops ‘playing’ and the music continues.
Before answering the door, he shuts off the stereo and says “I’ll
be right back Jascha.” Jascha
Heifetz
(1901-87) was a Russian-born musician considered him to be the
greatest violinist of all time.
In
Benny’s home there is an autographed photo of Bob
Hope
prominently displayed. At one point the camera actually nudges a few
inches mid-shot in order to get the photo in the frame. Hope had a
cameo the first time Benny appeared on the series in “Lucy and the
Plumber” (S3;E2). Throughout their careers, Hope and Benny would
appear on each others programs and even did two films together. In
the episode, Benny describes Hope as “one
of his fans.”
Benny
says he used to have a polar bear named Carmichael. On Benny’s radio
show he often referred to a pet polar bear named Carmichael, voiced
by Mel Blanc. Blanc did the voice of a parrot in The
Fuller Brush Girl
(1950) starring Lucille Ball. He will also lend his voice talents to
a 1969 episode of “Here’s Lucy.” Coincidentally, Carmichael was Lucille Ball’s surname in her previous sitcom, “The Lucy Show.”
Seeing
a photo of Jack Benny in the navy Lucy asks if he was in the Korean
War. Benny takes one of his famous long takes and then says “bless
you!”
Benny actually served in World War I, often entertaining the troops
with his violin. The Korean War started in 1950 and ended (unofficially) in 1953.
Lucy
also spots photos of Benny with two presidents. Benny met several
times with President Harry S. Truman and also met John F. Kennedy in
1962.
Lucy
recognizes a photo of Rochester. In 1937, Eddie
Rochester Anderson began
playing Rochester Van Jones, Jack Benny’s valet, on his radio show
“The
Jack Benny Program.”
Anderson became the first Black American to have a regular role on a
nationwide radio program. When the series moved to television,
Anderson continued in the role until the series ended in 1965.
When
Lucy admires a cast photo of Benny’s old television show, Benny says
he often sees Dennis Day and sometimes “trips over” Phil
Harris (right),
a reference to Harris’ persona as a lush. In “Lucy and Joan”
(S4;E4) Joan
(Joan Blondell) says she’s been in pictures so long she saw Phil
Harris take his first drink.
Harris
was
a bandleader who became a comic radio star as a Jack Benny sidekick
in the 1930’s. Although his fondness for bourbon was largely a
creation of the Benny’s writers, Harris played the part to the hilt.
Dennis
Day (left) appeared
for the first time on Benny’s
radio show in 1939 and remained associated with him until Benny’s
death in 1974. He was introduced as a young, naïve boy singer – a
character he kept through his whole career.
There
is a flirtatiousness between Benny and Lucy that ignores the fact
that Benny was married to Mary Livingstone. Lucy even proposes that she and Benny go out on a date. Curiously, Livingstone is nowhere to be seen at
the home (nor are any servants, but perhaps that is due to Benny’s
frugality).
Jack
Benny gets entrance applause in his second scene, indicating the
episode may have been shot out of sequence to accommodate the unusual
settings.Benny
tells Mr. Mooney his social security number is 1. Benny says his
father’s name is Mortimer and his mother’s maiden name is J.P.
(Judith Priscilla) Morgan. In real life Benny’s
birth name was Benjamin
Kubelsky
and he
was the son of Meyer Kubelsky and Emma Sachs.
Benny
says he has a tattoo that says “J-E-L-L-O” because “in
those days sponsors were hard to get.” In
1934,
General
Foods,
the makers of Jell-O
and
Grape-Nuts,
became the sponsor strongly identified with Benny for 10 years.
The Jell-O jingle spelled out the name of the gelatin desert
product.
The
Westland Bank’s new Benny vault is 300 feet down. Lucy
notes that due to its subterranean location, the vault is “smog
free.” This the third mention on the series of the Los Angeles smog
problem. It was previously joked about in “Lucy and Tennessee
Ernie Ford” (S5;E21) and “Lucy Meets Sheldon Leonard” (S5;E22).
The
vault is equipped with land mines, a guillotine…
knife-throwing wild
Indians (who demand overtime)…
a pool filled with piranha…
“Piranha fish? What a picnic they’d have with Jackie Gleason. You know, by the time he could say, ‘Away we go,’ he’d already be gone.” Lucy has done Jackie Gleason’s famous “away we go” exit move several times on the series. Gleason himself will make a cameo appearance on the 1968 “Here’s Lucy” episode that features Jack Benny.

snapping turtles…

Irving the
gorilla (who is managed by Benny)…
and a pit of quicksand. Milt
Josefsberg, writing in his book, The
Jack Benny Show,
talks about the episode’s quicksand effect:“For
the quicksand routine, we had to build a small special elevator in
this hole. The floor around it was raised about a foot via a small
sloping wall, and the entire area was then filled with lukewarm
water. Then this small lake was covered with a dark sawdust-like
material, a couple of inches thick, which floated on the surface,
giving it the appearance of solid ground. As Lucy and Jack walked
into this pit, the slightly sloping walls made them seem to sink.
When they reached the ‘elevator hole,’ they stood still, the
machinery was turned on, the elevator went down, and they slowly
began to sink from view. Because
the machinery powering the elevator sat beneath it, the floor could
only descend four or five feet. When Lucy and Jack felt the elevator
stop as it reached bottom, they were almost shoulder high in the
gooey mixture, but now they slowly bent their knees, giving further
illusion that they were going to disappear into a bottomless pit.”The
effect almost doesn’t happen. Benny was apprehensive about being able
to stay on his feet, and Ball had an attack of claustrophobia.
However, both got through the scene like professionals.The
quicksand effect cost Desilu $25,000, the most expensive television
episode at the time. Lucille Ball later commented, “I
don’t mind how expensive a gag is, as long as it gets a good
laugh!”Callbacks!

Piranha ate Lucy’s purse in “Lucy Gets the Bird” (S3;E2).
Blooper
Alerts!
When
Benny bars the door to show Lucy the secret entrance to his vault,
the doors make a metallic clinking sound as they are secured. When
Benny goes through the secret passage, the sound happens
again, causing Lucille Ball to look around wondering what the noise
was.
“Lucy Gets Jack Benny’s Account” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5
1967, Bob Hope, Carmichael, CBS, Dennis Day, Eddie Rochester Anderson, Gale Gordon, Gorilla, Indians, Jack Benny, Jascha Heifetz, Jell-O, Lucille Ball, Lucy Gets Jack Benny’s Account, Mary Livingstone, Mel Blanc, Milt Josefsberg, Phil Harris, piranha, quicksand, Roy Roberts, The Jack Benny Show, The Lucy Show, tv, vault




















































































































