• Lucy and the Golden Greek

    S4;E2
    ~ September 20, 1965

    Synopsis

    Lucy’s
    new neighbor Mary Jane fixes her up with a lifeguard, a mousy man who
    only comes alive when under the spell of Greek music.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane
    Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)

    The
    is the first appearance of Mary
    Jane Croft
    as
    Mary Jane Lewis. Croft previously played the recurring role of Audrey
    Simmons when the show was set in Danfield.
    She was married to former “Lucy Show” producer Elliott Lewis
    meaning that Mary Jane Lewis is Croft’s legal name as well as her
    character name.

    Guest
    Cast

    Howard
    Morris
    (Howard Coe) is probably best remembered as Ernest T. Bass
    on “The Andy Griffith Show,” which filmed on the Desilu lot.  His
    last appearance as Bass aired just one week after this episode of
    “The Lucy Show” and was the lead in to “Lucy in the Music
    World” (S4;E3). From the mid 1960’s Morris was active as a voice
    artist for hundreds of cartoon characters. On Broadway, he played
    Rosencrantz to Maurice Evans’ Hamlet, as well as appearing in
    two musicals.  This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.  

    Howard
    is a professional lifeguard who has lived in California sixteen years
    and never had a date. His real name is Howard Colansankis and both
    his parents are Greek.

    Robert
    Fortier

    (Jim Wells) was
    a dancer, actor, sailor and a commercial fisherman. He originated
    roles on Broadway in Pal
    Joey

    (1952) and Me
    and Julie
    t
    (1953). Fortier appeared in 47 feature films and TV productions from
    1950 to 1985. He frequently worked with director Robert Altman. This
    is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.

    Joe
    DeSantis

    (Headwaiter) was a veteran of a dozen Broadway plays from 1932 to
    1980 as well as more than 150 screen credits. This
    is his only appearance with Lucille Ball. 

    Sid
    Gould

    (Waiter) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
    “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Various
    background performers play the customers of the Golden Greek, the
    Greek dancers, and the quartet.  

    The
    episode was filmed on June 3, 1965.  On that date, American astronaut
    Ed White performed the first US spacewalk during the Gemini 4
    mission.  The
    title of the episode refers to a restaurant, not a character.

    When
    the episode opens, Mary Jane says Lucy has been in Los Angeles about
    a month. She also manages to re-cap Lucy’s life since she left
    Danfield thanks to the apartment’s thin walls and a gossipy landlady.
    This is especially helpful for loyal viewers who may have missed
    “Lucy at Marineland” (S4;E1)
    , where pretty much the same
    exposition was provided. 

    Lucy has brought her portable transistor radio with her from Danfield.  It was featured in all three episodes that ended season three.

    The
    layout of Lucy’s second floor Los Angeles apartment is not unlike
    that of her Danfield home.  The only addition is a plant-filled patio
    off the kitchen door. 

    Gale
    Gordon pronounces ‘Los Angeles’ with a hard ‘g’ (as in ‘angle-eez’)
    something he will do throughout “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Mr.
    Mooney equates California to the Statue of Liberty: “Give me
    your tired, your poor, your weak, your lunatics, your cuckoo birds –
    and they all flock here!”
    This is a very loose paraphrase of
    Emma Lazarus’s 1883 poem “The New Colossus” inscribed at the
    pedestal of the Statue of Liberty. While Mr. Mooney is saying these
    lines the underscoring is the patriotic song “America.”  

    For
    her blind date, Lucy wears a blue and green chiffon dress that
    perfectly matches her apartment. She also wears a blue satin coat
    that gets a few murmers of appreciation from the audience. Mary Jane
    told Lucy not to “dress to kill” for the date.  Lucy replies that
    she’ll just dress to “wound him a little.” Lucille Ball spends
    the entire episode dressed in blue, a color that favored her. This
    may be a reaction to the fact that CBS is now airing the series in
    color.

    Handing
    the patrons tambourines, the headwaiter says “You can bang alone
    with Mitchapopolis.”
     This is a pun on “Sing Along With
    Mitch” (1961-1964), a very successful music TV show hosted by
    bandleader Mitch Miller. He was previously mentioned in “Lucy Puts
    Up a TV Antenna” (S1;E9)
    .  

    After
    Howard tweaks Lucy cheek relentlessly, she calls him “Zorba the
    Tweak,” a pun on the title of the 1964 Oscar-winning film Zorba
    the Greek
    starring Anthony Quinn.  

    For
    the Greek folk dance where the men dance together, all the other
    dancers remove their suit coats except Howard and Jim.  

    Callback!

    The
    sequence where love-crazed Howard chases Lucy around the dance floor
    is vaguely reminiscent of when a jealous Lucy Ricardo was pursued
    through Ricky’s African dance number in “Cuban Pals” (ILL
    S1;E28).
     

    Blooper
    Alert!

    Not
    unlike her kitchen in Danfield, the layout of Lucy’s Hollywood
    kitchen will change from episode to episode, depending on the plot
    needs.

    “Lucy and the Golden Greek” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • Lucy at Marineland

    S4;E1
    ~ September 13, 1965

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    moves to California and enrolls Jerry in Military School.  When she
    discovers the students are about to go on a field trip to Marineland
    for Jimmy Piersall day, Lucy and Mr. Mooney take Jerry along,  too.
    Jerry’s autographed ball rolls into a pool and Lucy must swim with
    dolphins to retrieve it!

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Mary
    Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis) joins the show as a regular cast member
    this season, but she does not appear in this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Harvey
    Korman

    (Major Grayson) previously
    played stockbroker Mr. Phillips in “Lucy the Stockholder”
    (S3;E25)
    and Mr. Slater, the Camp Director in “Lucy,
    the Camp Cook” (S3;E6)
    .
    Korman is best known as a cast member of “The Carol Burnett Show”
    (1967-1977), four episodes of which featured Lucille Ball. He will
    make two more appearances on “The Lucy Show.” In 1977 he had his
    own show on ABC which lasted just one season. At the time of this
    episode he was a regular on “The Danny Kaye Show” (1963-67) which
    aired Friday nights on CBS. 

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    Jimmy
    Piersall
    (Himself)
    was a professional baseball player.  At the time, he was with the Los
    Angeles  Angels.  Piersall
    fought a well-publicized battle with bipolar
    disorder
    that
    became the subject of the 1955 book and 1957 film Fear
    Strikes Out
    .
    He retired from the game in 1967. 

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    Jimmy
    Garrett

    (Jerry Carmichael) was part of the original regular cast of “The
    Lucy Show” having appeared in 54 episodes. He will make just one
    more appearance on the series.    

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    Robert
    S. Carson

    (Mr. Potter) was
    a busy Canadian-born character actor making the third of his six
    appearances on the series. He also made five appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

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    Ted
    Eccles

    (Harold) previously played Mr. Mooney’s son Arnold in “Lucy’s
    Contact Lenses” (S3;E10)
    .  He began
    his show business career at the age of 4 and was 9 years old when he
    first appeared on “The Lucy Show.” He will make one more
    appearance on the series. His last screen appearance was in 1977 and
    is now producing for television.

    The
    military school student shows Lucy and Jerry into Major Grayson’s
    office.  He is referred to simply as Corporal. 

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    George
    Barrows

    (Bruiser) played
    a gorilla in his very first screen credit, Tarzan
    and His Mate
    (1934).
    He donned a gorilla suit 18 more times from 1954 to 1978. His final
    simian character was on “The Incredible Hulk.” This is his second
    appearance on “The Lucy Show” but his first out of the ape suit.

    The
    character is sitting in the Marineland grandstands with his
    girlfriend. He is not called by name.

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    Larry
    Clark

    was Marineland’s animal trainer.  This is his only screen credit.
    Richard
    Williams

    was Marineland’s announcer.

    Some
    of the spectators at Marineland are played by:

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    • Lucie
      Arnaz
      is
      the real-life 14 year-old daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz.
      She was born in 1951 just before the premiere of “I Love Lucy.”
      Lucie played Chris’s friend Cynthia in several earlier episodes of
      the series but she made her first (uncredited) appearance  in “Lucy
      is a Referee” (S1;E3)

      as
      one of the spectators at the football game. Lucie also appeared with
      her mother and brother Desi Jr. on “Here’s Lucy.” 
    • Desi
      Arnaz Jr.
      is
      the real-life 12 year-old son of Lucille Ball. His birth was worked
      into the plot of “I Love Lucy,” although Desi Jr. never played
      the role of Little Ricky Ricardo. His first series appearance was as
      one of the pee-wee football players in Lucy
      is a Referee (S1;E3)

      although
      he played Jerry’s friend Billy
      Simmons in four episodes.  He later appeared with
      his mother and sister on “Here’s Lucy.”
    • Hans
      Moebus
      was
      a German-born actor who appeared as an uncredited background
      performer in hundreds of movies and TV shows, including the Lucille
      Ball films DuBarry
      Was a Lady

      (1943),
      A
      Woman of Distinction

      (1950)
      and The
      Facts of Life 
      (1960).
      He was seen on the dock during the “I Love Lucy” episode “Bon
      Voyage” (ILL S5;E13)
      .
      Moebus was previously part of the riverboat chorus in “Lucy Meets
      Arthur Godfrey” (S3;E23)
      .  
    • Monty
      O’Grady
      was
      first seen with Lucille Ball in The
      Long, Long Trailer
      (1953)
      and played a passenger on the S.S. Constitution in Second
      Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14)
      .
      He was a traveler at the airport when The
      Ricardos Go to Japan”

      (1959).
      He made a dozen appearances on the series and a half dozen more on
      “Here’s Lucy.”
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    For
    season four the series has a new ‘kaleidoscope’ opening credit
    sequence designed
    by Howard
    Anderson, Jr.,
    who was also responsible for the ‘heart’ opening of
    “I
    Love Lucy.”
    As in previous seasons, the
    theme music was composed by Wilbur
    Hatch,
    who was the show’s musical director, a role he also performed on “I
    Love Lucy.”

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    Maury
    Thompson takes over as director from Jack Donohue.  He will be
    director of record for all of seasons four and five. Donohue returns
    to direct all but the first episode of season six.

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    This
    is the first episode of “The Lucy Show” to be broadcast by CBS in
    color. Seasons two and three were filmed in color, but aired in
    black and white.  

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    Lucy
    explains that she and Jerry have moved to Southern California to be
    closer to Chris, who is attending college there.  Vivian Bagley
    re-married to a man named Vern Bunson and remained in Danfield.  Lucy
    says that Sherman is enjoying having a new dad.  Mr. Mooney has also
    made the move West.  He was given a choice between the state of
    California and the state of unemployment and chose the former. 

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    Lucy enrolls Jerry at the Los Angeles Military Academy.  Although an institution by this name existed at the turn of the 20th century, the name was probably chosen to help reinforce the show’s new location.  The last time Jerry was enrolled in military school on the East Coast it was called the Longridge Academy, although students and uniforms were provided by the real-life Page Military Academy in Los Angeles. 

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    Lucy’s trust fund has been
    transferred to the Westland Bank in Hollywood, coincidentally the
    same bank where Mr. Mooney has been reassigned.

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    Marineland
    on the Pacific
    was
    a public oceanarium
    and
    tourist
    attraction
    located
    on then Palos
    Verdes Peninsula
    in
    Los
    Angeles County,
    California.
    When
    it opened in 1954, one year before Disneyland,
    Marineland was the world’s largest oceanarium. 
    In
    1987 it was purchased by the owners of Sea
    World, who moved
    the popular killer
    whales
    and
    other animals to their San Diego facility and abruptly closed
    Marineland. 

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    CBS had previously arranged location shoots at Marineland for “The
    Munsters” and “The Beverley Hillbillies.” Coincidentally, Sid
    Gould, Gary Morton’s cousin and a bit player in 45 episodes of “The
    Lucy Show,” played the Munsters’ Marineland tour guide.

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    This
    is the first time the cast of “The Lucy Show” has left the studio
    for location shooting. The weather was unusually cold during the
    shoot. For the scenes in the water tank, Lucille Ball wore a wet suit
    under her clothes. The wet suit recently came up for auction with a
    top bid of $800.  

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    The
    Marineland show begins with Bubbles the whale unfurling the American
    flag. Bubbles
    was the first pilot whale every captured for display.

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    Lucy
    says before marrying and settling down she was a secretary, a
    cashier, a telephone operator, a saleslady, a waitress and a
    librarian – all during her two week stay in New York City.  

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    Mr.
    Mooney agrees to leave work and drive Lucy and Jerry to Marineland in
    his light colored Ford Falcon convertible.  Mr. Mooney must like Ford
    Falcons because in “Lucy, the Camp Cook” (S3;E6) he drives a red
    Ford Falcon convertible.  

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    Jimmy
    Piersall says about Lucy: “And
    they call me a kook!”

    This is a brave reference to Piersall’s public battle with bi-polar
    disorder. 

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    Lucy
    once again does her seal impersonation – this time in the company
    of real seals!  She previously did it in “Lucy and the Countess
    Lose Weight” (S3;E21)
    but originated it in 1951’s
    “The
    Audition” (ILL S1;E6).

    Lucy
    Carmichael adds seals and dolphins to the every-growing list of live
    animals she has appeared with on the series.  

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    TV
    Guide devoted their August 28, 1965 (vol.
    13, no. 35, issue #648)
    cover to this episode.  In a four page article, Ball
    told
    TV Guide
    she
    was scared during filming due to the size of the animals. She was
    assured that the dolphins were harmless but was warned the sea lion
    had bitten attendants twice.
    The cover identifies the dolphin behind Lucy as Splash. This was just
    one of Lucille Ball’s 39 TV Guide covers.

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    In
    an appearance on the short-lived “Steve
    Lawrence Show”
    (1965),
    which aired after Lucy on Monday nights, Lucille Ball showed outtakes
    from this episode. In once scene, she’s accidentally tossed out of
    the raft being towed by the seal. She says the closing 30 second shot
    where she cries while the porpoises do tricks took 45 minutes to
    shoot because the animals were more interested in her than in doing
    their stunts.

    Callback!

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    Lucy
    previously enrolled Jerry in a Military Academy in “Lucy and the
    Military Academy” (S2;E10)
    but withdrew him almost immediately
    because she missed him so much.

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    While
    “Deep Sea Fishing” (ILL S6;E7) in Florida in 1956, Lucy Ricardo
    says that Ricky and Fred are at the Miami Seaquariam taking publicity
    photos, although no scenes were shot there.  The Miami Seaquarium had
    only just opened, two years after Marineland in California.

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    Lucy
    brags about Jerry’s little league baseball experience, criticizing
    some “bad umpiring.”  This is a direct callback to “Lucy and
    the Little League” (S1;E28).

    Blooper
    Alert!

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    Mr.
    Mooney says that banks in California give gifts to customers opening
    accounts.  He forgets that they also did that in Danfield, when Lucy
    gave toasters to those signing up for new accounts in “Lucy Takes a
    Job at the Bank” (S2;E21).

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    “Lucy at Marineland” rates 5 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • A Tribute to Danfield

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    From
    1962 to 1965 Lucille Carmichael, Vivian Bagley and their children
    lived in the fictional suburb of Danfield, New York. Lucy and
    Viv say they’ve been living together for five years, coming together
    like a female odd couple after Lucy was widowed and Vivian and her
    husband Ralph divorced. The town was also home to banker Theodore J. Mooney
    and his family, who appeared on the scene in late 1963 as the
    custodian of Lucy’s trust fund. They all lived in
    Danfield for 84 episodes over three seasons, although when Lucy finds
    a “Vote for Dewey” button under the sofa, it indicates that she could have lived there since at least 1948. All of
    the locations listed below were mentioned or depicted on the series. 

    Those that got camera time (or at least signage) are designated with a star
    (*). Locations that took the characters outside of Danfield (ie;
    Milroy University, Lucy’s alma mater) were omitted. See if you can
    remember the episodes they were featured in!

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    Founders:
    Daniel & Lucybelle Field* (1852-1911)

    Senator:
    John R. Dodds (D)

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    Outlying
    Destinations

    Ridgebury, Brewster*, New Rochelle, Greenview*,
    Sandy Cove*, Stone Mountain, Paradise
    Grove*

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    Government
    & Education

    • Danfield
      Police Department*
    • Danfield
      Volunteer Women’s Fire Department*
    • Danfield
      US Post Office*
    • Danfield
      Welcome Wagon (Contact V. Bagley)
    • Danfield
      Chamber of Commerce
    • Danfield
      High School – Home of the Bears*
    • Danfield
      Adult School*
    • Danfield
      PTA
    • Dr.
      Gitterman’s Vocal and Dramatic Studio
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    Civic

    • Danfield
      Embroidery Club
    • Danfield
      Literary Society
    • Danfield
      Women’s Club
    • Danfield
      Gardening Society
    • Danfield
      Art Society
    • Danfield
      Wine Tasting Society*
    • Cub
      Scout Pack 57*
    • Starlighters
      Charity
    • Hospital
      Helpers*
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    Lodging

    • Elm
      Tree Inn*
    • Danfield
      Hotel*
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    Dining

    • Tony
      DiBello’s Italian Restaurant*
    • Cafe
      Tambourine
    • The
      Pink Pheasant Restaurant
    • Can-Can-a-Go-Go
    • Four
      Corners Cafe (CLOSED)*
    • The
      Colonial Inn
    • The
      Gourmet Room at the Danfield Hotel*
    • The White House Cafeteria
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    Entertainment
    & Culture

    • The
      Ritz Cinema
    • The
      Bijou Theatre
    • Danfield
      Community Players*
    • Iris
      Theatre*
    • Ladies Barbershop Quartet*
    • Carnival (Summer Only)*
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    Industry

    • Curry Office Building (Rooftop Billboard Available)*
    • The Danfield Glove Factory
    • Handy
      Dandy Vacuum Cleaner Sales*
    • Acme
      Employment Agency
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    Home
    Repair

    • Cresant’s
      Hardware*
    • Peterson
      Home Contractors
    • Paisley
      the Plumber LLC
    • Harry
      Tuttle Plumbing & Violin Lessons*
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    Cleaners

    • Holly
      Cleaners
    • Oscar’s
      Cleaning and Dying*
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    Food
    Retailers

    • Friehoffer’s
      Bakery
    • Trumbull’s
      Bakery
    • Barney’s
      Catering Service (Delivery)
    • Old
      Man Armstrong’s Candy Shops
    • Grandma’s
      Dandy Candy Shop (Under New Ownership)*
    • Wilbur’s
      Ice Cream Parlor*
    • Ernie’s
      Butcher Shop*
    • Krause
      Butchers
    • Oscar
      the Butcher
    • Iriving’s
      Meat Market
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    Fashion
    & Mercantile

    • Bigelow’s
      Department Store*
    • Marshall’s
      Bedding
    • Flo’s
      Beauty Shop & Nail Salon
    • Dr.
      Fleischer’s Beauty Salon*
    • Dede’s
      Dress Shop
    • Madame
      Fifi’s Fine Furs*
    • McCullough’s
      Gift Shop*
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    Auto
    & Transportation

    • Danfield
      Cab Company*
    • Friendly
      Al Used Car Dealer*
    • Roy
      Long’s Truck Rental*
    • Turner’s
      Coal Delivery
    • Danfield
      Filling Station
    • Danfield
      Train Depot*
    • Danfield
      Lake Marina
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    Health
    & Medical

    • Doctor
      Parker, GP
    • Doctor
      Warren, DDS
    • Doctor
      Jacoby, Optometrist*
    • Doctor
      Kaufman, Glasses & Contact Lenses
    • Danfield
      General Hospital*
    • Children’s
      Hospital
    • Lazy
      Days Health Farm*
    • Hoffstedder’s
      Drugstore (at Oak Street and Long Ridge Road)
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    Fitness
    and Recreation

    • Riverview
      Country Club Golf Course*
    • Sheldon’s
      Judo and Karate Dojo*
    • Danfield
      Little League Tigers*
    • Oscar’s Tigers Bowling League
    • Danfield
      Pee Wee Football League*
    • Danfield
      Women’s Softball Team*
    • YMCA*
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    Misc.
    Retail

    • Herb’s
      TV Repair*
    • Rudy’s
      Record Store*
    • Harold’s
      Stationery and Art Store*
    • Meryl’s
      Flower Shop*
    • Danfield
      Sporting Goods*
    • Sam’s
      Pet Shop*
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    Legal

    • Donohue
      Pomerantz Lombardy & McClay 
    • Danfield
      Attorney Service *
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    Financial

    • The
      Danfield Bank*
    • Phillips
      Stockbrokers*
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    Media

    • The Danfield
      Tribune*
    • Danfield
      TV News*
    • “The
      Talent Discoverers Show”*
    • WLDJ
      Radio*

    For
    Sale

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    • 3
      Bedroom Split Level Home at 123 Post Road* (extensively remodeled in November 1963) – Contact Lucille
      Carmichael
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    • 4
      Bedroom with Large Yard at 429 Elm Street* – Contact Theodore J.
      Mooney
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    • The
      Bellingham Estate* – Contact the Danfield Bank
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    • Four
      Corners Cafe* – Contact Vivian Bagley
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    Farewell Danfield! Next stop, California!

  • Lucy the Disc Jockey

    S3;E26
    ~ April 12, 1965

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    wins a mystery sound contest on the radio, winning $25 and the chance
    to be disc jockey for a day. Naturally, things don’t go smoothly
    when she takes over the studio.

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Gale Gordon
    (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Pat
    Harrington

    (Gordon Felson) is probably best remembered as Schneider on the 1975
    sitcom “One Day at a Time.” Between 1959 and 1960 he played the
    recurring role of Pat Hannigan in “Make Room for Daddy” also shot
    at Desilu. He
    died on January 6, 2016
    at age 86.

    His nickname is “Fair Felson”. 

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    Variations
    on the title of this episode include “Lucy and the Disc Jockey”
    and “Lucy is a Disc Jockey.”  

    This
    episode was not intended to be the season finale, “Lucy the
    Stockholder” (S3;E25)
    was. It was shot in late 1964 and
    was supposed to air on March 15, 1965 but it kept getting pre-empted
    so it ended up being the season three finale.

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    This episode employs dozens of sound effects, many more than a usual “Lucy Show” episode.  Sound Engineer Eldon E. Campbell and Glen Glen Sound Company deserve credit for their creativity. 

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    From September 1964 to August 1965 (from shoot date to air date) Lucille Ball had her own daily radio show “Let’s Talk To Lucy” on CBS Radio. Although she did not play music, she talked to celebrities as herself, not in character, about a variety of subjects. 

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    Viv
    stayed up watching “The Late Late Show” on TV. They were airing
    the James Cagney movie where he push the grapefruit into his
    girlfriend’s face. Viv is referring to The Public Enemy
    (1931). The film featured Sam McDaniel (Hattie’s brother) who was
    the first African American face on “I Love Lucy” in “The Great
    Train Robbery” (ILL S5;E5)
    .  

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    After
    playing the mystery sound, Felson announces the return to “the
    swing sounds of Jan Garber.”
    Jan Garber (1894-1977) was
    born in Morristown, New Jersey, and became a bandleader known for ‘sweet’ and ‘swing’ jazz.  His nickname was “The Idol of
    the Air Lanes.”  

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    There couldn’t be a show about radio without Lucy’s trusty red transistor radio.  It turns up in every season of “The Lucy Show” – even when Lucy moves to California. 

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    Listening
    to the hourglass (egg timer) a sleepy Viv makes a joke about hearing
    Lawrence of Arabia calling
    for help. Lawrence
    of Arabia

    is
    a 1962 epic
    historical film based
    on the life of  T.E. Lawrence and
    taking place mostly in the
    desert.
    It won seven Oscars including Best Picture.

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    Lucy
    once again has trouble with the kitchen sink garbage disposal unit
    just as she did in “Lucy, the Coin Collector” (S3;E13, right). Before
    Lucy turns it on to hear what sound it makes, Viv asks her if the
    plumber fixed it. These two episodes would have been aired closer
    together had “Lucy the Disc Jockey” not been pre-empted so often.

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    Mr.
    Mooney says that the ‘Name the Sound’ contest is the silliest thing
    since Mrs. Hush. The Mrs. Hush contest was a feature of “Truth or Consequences” radio show in 1947. The quiz show had
    already sponsored a Mr. Hush contest, where listeners had to
    identify the voice of a person of note from whispered clues. After
    more than two and a half months of guessing, Mrs. Hush turned out to
    be Clara Bow. The winner received a new car,
    private plane, home appliances, a mink coat, diamond ring and other
    assorted prizes totaling $23,000 in value.

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    When
    Mr. Mooney hears the cacophony of Lucy and Viv trying out different
    sounds on various household objects, he calls it a “Housewives
    Hootenanny.” “Hootenanny” was a television variety show
    featuring folk music acts that aired on ABC from 1963 to 1964.
    Lucy’s daughter Chris mentioned the show in “Chris Goes Steady”
    (S2;E16)
    aired in January 1964.  

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    Mr.
    Mooney compares the noise in Mrs. Carmichael’s kitchen to a Spike
    Jones rehearsal. Lindley
    Armstrong ‘
    Spike’ Jones
    (1911–65) was an American musician and bandleader specializing in
    satirical arrangements of popular songs and classical music. Songs
    receiving the Jones treatment were punctuated with gunshots,
    whistles, cowbells and outlandish and comedic vocals. Jones was born
    four months after Lucille Ball and died two weeks after this episode
    finally aired.

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    Angry
    that Mr. Mooney has also entered (and won) the contest after he said
    it was silly, Lucy calls him a “banking Benedict Arnold.”  Benedict Arnold (1741-1801) was an American soldier in the
    revolutionary war who defected to fight for the British. His name
    has become synonymous with a traitor ever since.

    Lucy asks why Mrs. Mooney wasn’t the one defrosting the fridge. Mr. Mooney replies that she was out chopping wood, contributing to the series’ verbal depiction of Mrs. (Irma) Mooney as a sturdy woman.  

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    Mr.
    Mooney deems any voice contest between him and Lucy like comparing
    Walter Cronkite to Donald Duck. Walter Cronkite (1916-2009)
    was the voice and face of CBS News for nearly fifty years. He
    reported on some of the most dramatic events of the 20th century, such as the Kennedy Assassination, the Vietnam War, and the
    space program. He was considered to be “the most trusted man in
    America.”  Donald Duck is one of Walt Disney’s most enduring
    cartoon creations. He first appeared in 1934 and his squawking raspy
    voice was provided by Clarence Nash.  

    For
    the contest, Mr. Mooney is prepared to recite the Gettysburg
    Address, Hamlet’s Soliloquy, and  Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven.”
    Lucy is prepared to recite Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Little Bo
    Peep, and Tubby the Tuba.

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    Instead,
    Mr. Felson asks them to do traditional tongue-twisters. They first
    are asked to say “Big Black Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers” and then
    (after Mr. Mooney loses to Lucy and threatens to examine the radio
    station’s mortgage) “Red Leather Yellow Leather,” each three
    times, fast and clear. Lucy wins again and receives applause from
    the studio audience for her performance.

    The
    call letters of the radio station are WLDJ representing the first
    letter of each word in the episode’s title: “Lucy the Disc Jockey.”

    WLDJ
    is a one-man radio station with one sponsor: Spangle Soda Pop. Gordon
    Felson says he hasn’t had a day off in nine years. Although the name Spangle Soda Pop is fictional, there was a chew-able candy in England names Spangles.

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    This is one of the rare episodes in which a character actually speaks the title of the episode in the dialogue!  

    While
    reading a sports report on the air, Lucy announces that Maury
    Thompson
    is at bat. Maury was the camera coordinator for this
    episode as well as on “I Love Lucy.” In “Drafted” (ILL
    S1;E11)
    Ricky receives a letter from the War Department signed by
    Maurice A. Thompson.

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    When
    Lucy tries to see the title of the song on the spinning turntable and
    gets dizzy, she says “No wonder. It’s a Dean Martin album.”
    This is a joke about Martin’s drinking. She also made a joke about
    Dean Martin and his proclivity for alcohol in “Lucy the
    Stockbroker” (S3;E25)
    . A year later, Lucy Carmichael dates Dean Martin.  His stuntman is named Eddie Feldman, which sounds similar to Eddie Felson, the radio host played by Pat Harrington. 

    Lucy gets a phone request to play a song dedication to:

    Hilda and Babs and Jan and Ella and Molly and Dotty and Roselle and Mimi (like Eisenhower) and Mildred and Doris and Nora and Emma and Maryann and Evelyn and Sadie and Emma (a redhead) and SueEllen (one name) and Gertrude and Estelle and Joan and Connie and Sylvia.   

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    The man wants her to play “You’re
    the One for Me.”
    The song was sung by Freddie Rose in 1927, so it is no surprise Lucy can’t find the record. Instead, she plays “Bing
    Crosby Sings Stephen Foster.”
     The Crosby album was released in 1946. 

    For the ‘record’ (no pun intended), President Johnson’s wife was named Mamie, not Mimi. 

    When Lucy puts the needle down on the record, a voice sounding very much like Crosby’s sings to the tune of “Camptown Races”:

    “Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
    Stephen
    Foster.”

    And then suddenly stops! 

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    With
    the studio covered in the white foam from the fire extinguisher, Lucy
    sings a bit of “White Christmas” as the episode (and season
    three) fade out. “White
    Christmas

    is a 1942
    Irving
    Berlin song.

    The Bing Crosby version is the best-selling single of all time. In
    1965 The Supremes recorded it for their Christmas album.

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    SIGNING OFF!

    • This is the last episode featuring Vivian Vance as a
      regular co-star. She will return for guest-star appearances in 3
      future episodes.
    • This
      is the last new episode to be broadcast by CBS in black and white.
      When season four begins, viewers will finally see Lucy’s hair in
      color!
    • This
      is the last time Lucy and Mr. Mooney will live in Danfield, NY. The
      pair relocate to California at the start of season four.

    Some
    insiders say that Vivian Vance had decided to leave the show unless
    she got more creative control. Ball’s advisers tell her Vance wanted
    a partnership, which wasn’t true. It was decided not to meet Vivian’s
    demands, and Vance leaves the series. Lucille felt hurt and betrayed.
    This is a decision Ball regrets for the rest of her life. Without
    Vivian, Lucille toys with the idea of ending the series. Vivian
    wanted to have the stories revolve more around her if she was going
    to keep commuting to the set from Connecticut. She was exhausted and
    her marriage to John Dodds was deteriorating because he was bisexual
    and seeing other men when she wasn’t around. Vivian also felt that
    Lucille let her down.

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    The closing scene for this episode (Lucy crying amid the radio station destruction) was featured in the season four kaleidoscope opening credit sequence.

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    “The
    Lucy Show” was replaced for the summer (June-September) by
    “Vacation Playhouse,” an anthology series of unsold TV pilots.

    Callbacks!

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    Lucy
    Ricardo was on the radio twice, both times on a quiz show hosted by
    Freddy Fillmore (Frank Nelson): “The
    Quiz Show” (ILL S1;E5)
    and “Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio” (ILL
    S1;E32)
    .  

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    Both of those episodes featured an illuminated “ON THE AIR” sign, just like “Lucy the Disc Jockey.” 

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    When Lucy flips an unlabeled switch on the console, it turns on a fan that blows away all her note cards.  In “Redecorating the Mertzes Apartment” (ILL S3;E8) a fan mistakenly activated blows feathers from the recently disemboweled armchair all over the room, ruining all their hard work. 

    Blooper
    Alerts!

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    Ice Box Inconsistency! For
    this episode, Lucy’s modern refrigerator has been replaced by an
    older model in order to facilitate the stunt of pulling the guts out
    of it. The refrigerator has also moved locations to make the gag
    physically possible.

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    Sitcom Logic Alert!  Why would there be a switch for a free-standing oscillating fan on the console of a radio station control board? 

    Laugh Track! When the shelf of records comes crashing to the floor, Gary Morton’s loud guffaw can be heard on the soundtrack. 

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    Hoser!  Instead of plain water, the fire hose emits soapy suds, likely to imitate the foam that comes from a hand-held extinguisher. A fire hose would only produce plain water, not foam. 

    Name Game!  When taking a song request, a caller gives a long list of women’s names. Repeating them as she jots them down, Lucy says the name “Emma” twice and adds “That the same Emma you mentioned?  Oh, a redhead.”  This may be a scripted line, but it sounds very much like an ad lib by Ball to cover herself after repeating the name.  

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    “Lucy the Disc Jockey” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy the Stockholder

    S3;E25~
    March 29, 1965

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    Synopsis

    When
    Lucy gets a small refund on her taxes, she intends to become a
    stockholder in Mr. Mooney’s bank. As a new ‘owner’ she helps to get
    the account of a wealthy eccentric doctor but mistakenly becomes
    involved in one of his hypnotic regression experiments.

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Gale Gordon
    (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Harvey
    Korman
    (Mr.
    Phillips, Stockbroker) previously played Mr. Slater, the Camp
    Director in “Lucy, the Camp Cook” (S3;E6). Korman is
    best known as a cast member of “The Carol Burnett Show”
    (1967-77), four episodes of which featured Lucille Ball. He will
    make two more appearances on “The Lucy Show.” In 1977 he had his
    own show on ABC which lasted just one season. At the time of this
    episode he was a regular on “The Danny Kaye Show” (1963-67) which
    aired Friday nights on CBS. Lucille Ball guest starred on the episode
    aired on Saturday, October 24, 1964, the night before her show, which
    generally aired on Mondays.

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    Joseph
    Mell
    (George,
    Bank Guard) previously
    played Bailiffs in “Lucy the Meter Maid” (S3;E7) and “Lucy
    is Her Own Lawyer” (S2;E23)
    .
    His first role on the series was
    as
    a Butcher in “Together
    for Christmas” (S1;E13)
    .
    Mell also appeared in a 1969 episode of “Here’s Lucy.” In 1964
    he appeared in the TV special “Mr. and Mrs.” (aka “The Lucille
    Ball Comedy Hour”),
    which featured many of the Desilu regulars and
    was directed by Jack Donohue, who also directed this episode. In
    1971, he was a Taxi Driver on “Lucy and the Lecher,” a cross-over
    episode of Danny Thomas’s “Make Room for Granddaddy” in which
    Lucille Ball played Lucy Carter, her character from “Here’s
    Lucy.”

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    Elliott
    Reid

    (Dr. Oscar Kurtzman) had previously appeared on the series in “Lucy
    Visits the White House” (S1;E25)
    and had
    played Edward Warren, a parody of Edward R. Murrow, in “The
    Ricardos Are Interviewed” (ILL S5;E7)
    .
    He also made two appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Dr.
    Kurtzman represents a million dollar research foundation.

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    Lynne
    Allen
    (Miss
    Thompson, Dr. Kurtzman’s Assistant) had only seven screen credits to
    her name, this being her last.  

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    James
    Gonzales
    (Bank
    Teller) was
    a popular Hollywood extra who first acted with Lucille Ball in the
    1953 film The
    Long, Long Trailer
    .
    He was previously seen on the series as Stan Williams in Lucy
    Digs Up a Date” (S1;E2)
    .
    He was seen in more than 20 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 3
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Betty
    Lou Barto
    (Bank
    Teller) makes her one and only appearance on screen, according to
    IMDB.

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    Sid
    Gould
    (Mr.
    Sommers, Bank Customer) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
    “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

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    Carole
    Cook

    (Mrs. Valance, Bank Customer) makes her third appearance as Mrs.
    Valance. She was
    also seen as Lucy’s neighbor Thelma Green in four episodes. She was
    a protege of Lucille Ball’s during the Desilu Playhouse years.
    Although born as Mildred Cook, Ball suggested she take the name
    Carole, in honor of Lucy’s great friend, Carole Lombard. Cook also
    went on to appear in five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Hal Taggart (Mr. Williams, Bank Customer, uncredited) makes his fifth and final appearance on “The Lucy Show” after having been seen in the Lucille Ball film The Facts of Life (1960).

    George DeNormand (Bank Customer, uncredited) had appeared in three films with Lucille Ball from 1937 to 1963. This is the just one of his many appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” 

    Hazel Pierce (Bank Customer, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in throughout “I Love Lucy.” She also made frequent appearances on the show. Of her many on-camera appearances on “The Lucy Show” only once was she given a character name and credited, in Lucy Plays Cleopatra” (S1;E1). She was also an uncredited extra in the film Forever Darling (1956).

    Alberto Morin (Bank Customer, uncredited) was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.

    Douglas
    Deane
    (Radio
    Announcer, voice over) was previously glimpsed as a hotel guest in “Lucy Goes
    to Vegas” (S3;E17)
    . Between 1945 and 1955 he starred in four
    Broadway musicals, including the original cast of Guys
    and Dolls
    .

    An
    uncredited voice plays Mr. Phillips’ secretary Miss Rose. Other
    background actors play additional customers and clerks at the bank.

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    This episode was intended to be the season 3 finale, but due to constant pre-emptions by the network, it turned out to be the second to last instead. It was filmed in color, but originally aired by CBS in black and white. 

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    The episode opens with Lucy listening to an exercise program on her trusty transistor radio. The prop turns up on many other episodes and even makes the trip to California with Lucy!  

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    Trying to do exercises while making breakfast, Lucy breaks a few eggs. Raw eggs were responsible for the longest laugh on “I Love Lucy” in “Lucy Does the Tango” (ILL S6;E20) as well as for comic effect in “Men Are Messy” (ILL S1;E8), “Ricky Thinks He’s Going Bald” (ILL S1;E34), “Ricky’s Hawaiian Vacation” (ILL S3;E22), “Lucy, the Camp Cook” (S3;E6), and “Lucy The Robot” (S4;E23).

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    Lucy
    gets a letter from the Internal Revenue which turns out to be an
    income tax refund of $38.23. That would be the equivalent (adjusting
    for inflation) of more than $300 today. Lucy decides to invest it all in the stock market and pays a visit to a nervous broker (Harvey Korman). When he finally hears that she has just $38.23 he nearly has a nervous breakdown.

    LUCY: “Are you sure you feel alright, Mr. Philips?”
    PHILLIPS: “Oh, fine. I haven’t felt this way since 1929.” 

    Mr. Phillips is referring to the stock market crash of October 1929 that plunged the United States into the Great Depression. 

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    After buying a single share of the Danfield Bank for $32, Lucy the stockholder pays the bank a visit. She warns the lackadaisical guard (Joe Mell) that she has a nine year-old nephew who is quicker on the draw than him. Lucy Carmichael only ever mentioned one sibling, Marge, who was seen in “Lucy’s Sister Pays a Visit” (S1;E15) in 1963. In that episode she eloped, and no child was ever mentioned – certainly none that could be 8 years old in 1965. Of course, power hungry Lucy may be fibbing to the Guard to scare him into keeping his job!

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    Lucy is so grateful for her refund that
    she wants to send “Lyndon” a thank you note. To further extend
    the joke, there is a large framed portrait of President Johnson over
    Mr. Mooney’s desk. Lyndon Baines Johnson was the 36th President of the United States, assuming office from the Vice
    Presidency after the assassination of John F. Kennedy. He was
    re-elected in November 1964 by an overwhelming majority. Two weeks
    earlier, “The Lucy Show” was pre-empted for his televised address
    to Congress.

    We
    learn that Mr. Bainbridge is Chairman of the Board of the Danfield
    Bank.

    Viv unfavorably compares Mr. Mooney to her ex-husband (Ralph), although she does not use his name. 

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    In return, Mr.
    Mooney calls Lucy “The Lady Wolf of Wall Street” and Viv “Typhoid
    Mary.” Real-life financier Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) was known as
    “The Lone Wolf of Wall Street.” Mary Mallon (1869-1938)
    was a cook known as “Typhoid Mary” because she was an
    asymptomatic carrier of the typhoid virus. She is said to have
    infected 22 people, three of whom died. Mr. Mooney’s analogy of Lucy
    with Baruch is obvious given her new-found ownership in the bank, but
    equating Viv with Mallon seems to indicate that she is not a welcome
    person to have around.

    To land the account of a wealthy but eccentric doctor (Elliott Reid), Lucy and Viv pay him a visit – only to be mistaken for volunteers for his experiment. Lucy and Viv play along to get the account. 

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    This
    is not Lucy’s first brush with hypnosis. In “Lucy Conducts the
    Symphony” (S2;E13)
    she remembers that Harvey Simmons hypnotized a
    man during a party so she then does the same thing to hypnotize Wally
    Cox. In season five, Lucy will have an encounter with Pat Collins
    “the hip hypnotist,”
    a real-life
    nightclub performer.

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    A publicity image of Lucy and Viv riding the large hobby horse during the age regression experiment was used on the Season 3 DVD cover. 

    VIV (child-like): “My name’s Vivian. I take dancing lessons. I can kick over my head.”
    LUCY (child-like): “Okay. Kick it over here and I’ll kick it back.”

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    When
    pretending to be hypnotized, Lucy walks on stilts, something she
    previously did in “Lucy’s and her Electric Mattress” (S1;E12) and
    will do again in “Lucy
    Bags a Bargain”
    (S4;E17).
    Naturally, the studio audience rewards her skills with applause.

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    Discovering
    that Mr. Mooney is really hypnotized, not faking, Viv says “He’s
    stiffer than Dean Martin.”
    Dean Martin was a well-known
    singer and actor who had a reputation for drinking (getting ‘stiff’). He will play
    himself on an episode of “The Lucy Show” in season four. In 1975
    he appeared with Lucille Ball in a TV movie titled “Lucy Gets
    Lucky.”  

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    Lucy
    calls Mr. Mooney out for being dressed like Little
    Lord Fauntleroy.

    This is the name of a novel by Frances Hodgson Burnett (The
    Secret Garden
    ).
    The
    Fauntleroy suit (also
    known as the Buster
    Brown suit),
    created a fad for formal dress for American middle-class children. This look was widely parodied in both film and television. The book was filmed in 1936 (above). 

    Callback!

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    Fred Mertz dressed like Little Lord Fauntleroy in “Lucy Hires an English Tutor” (ILL S2;E13). In “Changing the Boys’ Wardrobe” (ILL S3;E10) Fred calls Ricky Little Lord Fauntleroy.  Ricky responds saying, 

    RICKY: Nobody’s gonna call me little Fontle-roo-ey"!”

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    In
    “The
    Kleptomaniac” (ILL S1;E27)
    Lucy
    Ricardo is hypnotized by a psychiatrist (Joseph Kerns) and regresses back to her childhood.  

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    Lucy
    Ricardo acts childish by filling the apartment with kids toys in “The
    Ricardos Change Apartments” (ILL S2;E26)
    .

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    In “The Business Manager” (ILL S4;E1) Ricky thought Lucy was playing the stock market, but she was actually just buying groceries from the corner market! He confuses Lucy’s purchase of a can of All Pet for Mrs. Trumbull’s cat with a listed stock!  

    Desilu was a publicly traded company and as such sold stock. Above is a sample stock certificate for 100 shares of Desilu signed by Lucille Ball and Edwin Holly. 

    Blooper
    Alert!

    Giggle! When
    the Doctor is undoing the hypnotic spell, one single studio audience
    member loudly chuckles, despite the fact that it is not a funny line.

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    “Lucy the Stockholder” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • Lucy and the Beauty Doctor

    S3;E24~
    March 22, 1965

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    Synopsis

    When
    Lucy hears about a $25 beauty treatment, she tells Mr. Mooney the
    money is for a doctor. When the treatment turns out to be a hidden
    camera show, Lucy must do whatever she can to stop it from airing and
    revealing her secret to Mr. Mooney.  

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Gale Gordon
    (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Dick Patterson (Himself)
    made
    his
    Broadway debut in David
    Merrick’s
    Vintage
    ‘60
    and
    served as a replacement for Dick Van Dyke in the original cast of Bye
    Bye Birdie
    .
    He went on to appear opposite Carol
    Burnett
    in
    Fade
    Out, Fade In

    (1964) and his last musical was Smile
    (1986),
    a spoof of beauty pageants. He was in the film musicals Can’t
    Stop the Music

    (1980), Grease
    (1978), and
    Grease

    2
    (1982). In September 1966, Patterson and his wife Gita were seen on
    “Lucy Week” of the game show “Password” along with other
    “Lucy Show” performers. Patterson will appear once more on “The
    Lucy Show”
    and in four episodes of “Here’s Lucy” – all in
    character roles. He died in 1999 at the age of 70.   

    As usual in cases like this, Patterson was not really playing himself, just using his own name and aspects of his personality. He was never the host of a hidden camera show.

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    Tommy
    Farrell
    (Pete
    Murdock) appeared with Dick Patterson in a 1961 episode of “The
    Roaring 20’s” on ABC. He was on Broadway in three plays between
    1942 and 1947. Farrell will
    appear once more on “The Lucy Show” and in six episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.”

    Pete
    is never referred to by his surname Murdock, it only appears in the end credits. 

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    Steve
    Geray
    (Dr.
    Hugo Fleisher) was
    born Istvan
    Gyergyay in 1904 in the former Austro-Hungarian empire. He acted
    with Lucille Ball in the 1940 film
    Meet the People
    .
    This is his only TV appearance with Ball.

    The
    doctor is from Vienna where Fleischer (spelled in the credits as ‘Fleisher’) is a common German and Yiddish
    family name. Its literal meaning is “butcher” although
    “fleish” means “flesh” which would correspond to a
    beautician. The name “Hugo” means “intelligent.”  

    Sid
    Gould
    (voice
    of the Radio Announcer) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
    (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
    Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
    “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Carole
    Cook

    (voice of Lady Cynthia) was
    seen as Lucy’s neighbor Thelma Green in four episodes. She was a
    protege of Lucille Ball’s during the Desilu Playhouse years.
    Although she was born as Mildred Cook, Ball suggested she take the
    name Carole, in honor of Lucy’s great friend, Carole Lombard. Cook
    also went on to appear in five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    This
    is the first time Gould and Cook are heard, but not seen. The name Cynthia had already been used on the series as one of Chris’s friends, played by Lucie Arnaz. A snooty Cynthia Harcourt was played by Mary Jane Croft on “I Love Lucy.”

    Bennett
    Green
    (Bennett, a Cameraman) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I
    Love Lucy” and does occasional background work on “The Lucy
    Show.” 

    Patterson calls Green by his first name. There is a second
    cameraman who is not identified. Neither is credited.

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    This episode was shot in color but first aired in black and white. 

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    The
    previous week (March 15, 1965) “The Lucy Show” was pre-empted for
    President Lyndon B. Johnson’s address to a joint session of Congress
    calling for new legislation to guarantee every American the right to
    vote.

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    An
    hour before this episode first aired, Vivian Vance appeared on the
    CBS quiz show “I’ve
    Got a Secret”

    just as Lucille Ball had done two weeks earlier. Vivian purposely
    talked very fast because her secret was that everything they said was
    being written down in short-hand backstage. Carol Channing
    (appearing on Broadway at the time in Hello,
    Dolly!
    )
    was one of the panelists.  

    LADY CYNTHIA (voice on radio): “Good morning, ladies. How would you like to have your biggest beauty problem behind you?”
    VIV (listening to radio): “That’s where mine is now.”

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    Lucy and Viv listen to the radio show “Morning Magazine of the Air” which
    presents Lady Cynthia’s Beauty Tips. It is from this broadcast that
    Lucy hears about a $25 beauty treatment by Dr. Fleischer.

    Lucy’s red transistor radio will turn up many times on “The Lucy Show”, even after Lucy moves to Los Angeles. 

    Gale
    Gordon gets exit applause after calling Lucy stupid! Lucy then says
    he has a good heart – without a trace of irony.

    The
    treatment turns out to be a hidden camera show gag for a (fictional)
    TV show called “Boiling Point.”  The show is modeled loosely on
    “Candid Camera,” a TV show that started in 1948 and continues (in
    some form) to this day.  Its heyday was from 1960 to 1967, when it
    was a ratings winner for CBS on Sundays at 10pm.  

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    When
    Patterson impersonates Dr. Fleischer and Pete his assistant Hans,
    their fake beauty treatment consists off applications of tomato
    paste, grated provolone cheese, tuna fish, peaches and whipped cream! 

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    The prize (for Lucy reaching her ‘boiling point’) is a five year
    supply of fly paper.

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    When
    Lucy realizes she is on television, she waves into the camera, saying
    hello to Viv, Jerry, Chris and Sh– (she stops short before saying
    “Sherman”). With the exception of Jerry, the children had their
    last appearance in “Lucy and the Old Mansion” (S3;E22), two
    episodes earlier.

    After getting a beauty treatment from the real Dr. Fleisher, Lucy’s black hair bow is reminiscent of Rose Marie (inset), who played Sally Rogers on “The Dick Van Dyke Show” (1961-66), also filmed at Desilu. After the death of her husband in May 1964, Rose Marie’s bow was always black.

    The painting in Patterson’s office that slides aside hiding the camera is called “The Knockout” and was painted by French artist Luc-Albert Moreau (1882-1948) in 1927. 

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    As the painting slides to the side, the laugh track uses the famous “I Love Lucy” “Uh, oh!” which indicates that the insert shot was probably not done in front of a studio audience, or at the very least, it was “sweetened” to heighten the reveal of the hidden camera. 

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    Viv disguises herself as a male window washer to photograph them in a clutch. Patterson pops a cigar into her mouth and brags that they are imported and cost $50 a box. 

    PATTERSON: “Cigar smoking is about the only thing women haven’t taken up yet.”

    I guess he hasn’t been watching “Lucy”!  

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    To
    blackmail Dick Patterson, Lucy disguises herself with a dark wig and
    French accent as a dancer from the Can-Can-a-Go-Go, where Patterson
    dined the previous evening.   

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    When
    Lucy opens the door, another door in the hallway reads “Doris Grau,
    Inc. Public Relations.” Doris
    Grau

    was a Hollywood script supervisor. She was later the voice of Doris
    the Lunch Lady on “The Simpsons,” a show she also worked on as
    script supervisor. She
    will also be named as the recipient of one of Mooney’s gifts in
    “Lucy the Choirmaster”
    (S4;E13).  

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    Disguised
    as a can-can dancer named Gigi, Lucy croons a bit of “C’est
    Magnifique,”
    a
    song written by Cole Porter for his 1953 musical Can-Can.
    The play was made into a film in 1960 and the song sung by Frank
    Sinatra and Shirley MacLaine. “Lucy Show” actors Leon Belasco,
    George DeNormand, and Sam Harris were all seen in the film. Lucy’s
    fake name was also the title of a French-themed musical film; Gigi
    won
    the Best Picture Oscar of 1959.

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    Callbacks!

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    Lucy’s
    culinary-inspired fake beauty treatment is quite similar to Lucy
    Ricardo’s extreme hair-growth  treatment when “Ricky Thinks He is
    Going Bald” (ILL S1;E34)
    . In 1952, Lucy used oil, eggs, and
    vinegar – a concoction Ricky likens to a Caesar salad. In 1965,
    Lucy Carmichael wonders if the treatment will include oil.  

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    Lucy
    first disguised herself as a can-can dancer in “The French Revue”
    (ILL S3;E7)
    . In that same episode, Vivian Vance went undercover as a
    man with a mustache, just as she does here!

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    Lucy
    Ricardo also wore a “Black Wig” (ILL S3;E26) and went
    unrecognized, trying to get her husband into a compromising position,
    just as she does here with Mr. Patterson.

    Fast Forward!

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    The can-can costume Lucy wears is the same one that will be worn (lengthened a bit) by Joan Blondell in “Lucy, the Stunt Man” (S4;E5).  

    In 1970′s “Lucy, the American Mother” (HL S3;E7), Craig places a hidden camera in the Carter living room to capture footage of Lucy for his student film. 

    In December 1971, Lucy Carter appeared on a hidden camera show (or so she thought) – the original “Candid Camera”!  Alan Funt, who originated the show and hosted, was the guest star. 

    On “Jack Benny’s 20th Anniversary Special” (1970) Janet the Maid (Lucille Ball) reveals that Mary Livingstone’s been on TV the whole time because Jack has hidden a camera behind a painting of Betsy Ross.

    Blooper
    Alerts!

    State of the Art? The
    TV camera that “Boiling Point” uses is actually an old fashioned
    film movie camera.

    Sitcom Logic Alert!  It’s hard to believe that Lucy does not see the huge hole in the wall with the camera in it while stealing back her agreement.

    Reflections on Redacting! When
    Lucy is looking at herself in the hand mirror after the beauty
    treatment, viewers can see that the reflective side of the mirror has
    been grayed out to avoid reflecting the studio lights. During this
    scene Viv is reading a magazine which, as usual, has the masthead
    taped over.

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    “Lucy and the Beauty Doctor” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

  • Lucy and Arthur Godfrey

    S3;E23~
    March 8, 1965

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    and Viv land Arthur Godfrey for their benefit show about the founding
    of Danfield.  

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael / Lucybelle) 

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    Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney / Conrad P. Field), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley / Bessie)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Arthur
    Godfrey

    (Himself / Daddy) was
    born in New York City in 1903. He was a radio and TV host and had
    his own television show “Arthur Godfrey and His Friends (later known as “The Arthur Godfrey Show” on
    CBS, which was consistently in the top of the ratings, along with “I
    Love Lucy.” He was concurrently the host of “Arthur Godfrey’s Talent Scouts” (later known as “Talent Scouts”) which showcased such performers as Ken Berry, Wally Cox, Don Knotts, and Steve Lawrence, all of whom went on to appear with Lucille Ball.  

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    His career was marred by his on air firing of Julius
    LaRosa. CBS historian Robert Metz, in CBS: Reflections in a Bloodshot Eye, quoted Godfrey as having once told cast and staffers, “Remember that many of you are here over the bodies I have personally slain. I have done it before and I can do it again.”

    Despite his ability to bring in profits, CBS executives who respected Godfrey professionally disliked him personally. This included CBS chairman William S. Paley. His career was also plagued by accusations of anti-antisemitism. He appeared in the movies 4 for Texas (1963), The Glass Bottom Boat (1966), and Where Angels Go Trouble Follows (1968). He briefly co-hosted “Candid Camera” with creator Allen Funt, but that relationship, like so many others, ended abruptly and acrimoniously. Arthur Godfrey died in 1983.  

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    Max
    Showalter

    (Vinnie / Honest-But-Poor Piano Player) previously played Vinnie in “Lucy Gets
    Amnesia” (S3;E4)
    . He was
    born in Kansas (like Vivian Vance) in 1917. He got the acting bug as
    a toddler when mother took him to the local theater where she played
    piano for silent movies. He acted in 92 shows at the Pasadena
    Playhouse between 1935 and 1938 and made his Broadway debut in
    Knights
    of Song.
    On
    Broadway, he played the role of Horace Vandergelder in Hello,
    Dolly!

    more
    than 3,000 times opposite such luminaries as Carol Channing, Betty
    Grable, and Ginger Rogers. Showalter made more than a thousand TV and
    film appearances. Toward the end of his life he lived in Connecticut
    (again, like Vivian Vance) and died there in 2000.

    Showalter
    is never referred to as Vinnie. He is the author of the benefit show where he plays the poor-but-honest piano player with a mysterious background. 

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    Carole
    Cook

    (Mrs. Baldwin) was
    seen as Lucy’s neighbor Thelma Green in four episodes. Cook was a
    protege of Lucille Ball’s during the Desilu Playhouse years.
    Although she was born as Mildred Cook, Ball suggested she take the
    name Carole, in honor of Lucy’s great friend, Carole Lombard. Cook
    also went on to appear in five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Cook
    is never referred to as Mrs. Baldwin. In the benefit show she sits
    at a cafe table as part of the chorus.

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    Stanley
    Farrar

    (Mr. Gilbert) was
    seen on “I Love Lucy” in “Home
    Movies” (ILL S3;E20)

    and
    “Staten
    Island Ferry” (ILL S5;E12)
    .
    He previously appeared in another celebrity-themed episode “Lucy
    Meets Danny Kaye” (S3;E15)
    .

    Farrar
    is never referred to as Mr. Gilbert.  

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    Clyde
    Howdy
    (Wilby, the Groom) was mostly seen in Westerns, except for the musical
    films Bye Bye Birdie (1963) and My Fair Lady (1964).
    This is his only credit with Lucille Ball.  

    Fury (uncredited) is one of three live horses used in the episode. The horse is likely named in order to sound more intimidating to Lucy. The horse Viv mounts goes unnamed. 

    Sid Gould (Riverboat Bartender, uncredited) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” and nearly as many on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.  He usually played delivery men and waiters.

    Bennett Green (Riverboat Waiter, uncredited) was Desi Arnaz’s camera and lighting standby during “I Love Lucy”.  He often does background work on “The Lucy Show” and also appeared on “Here’s Lucy.” 

    Some
    of the Riverboat Patrons are played by:

    • George
      DeNormand

      had
      appeared in three films with Lucille Ball from 1937 to 1963. This is
      the fourth of his many appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s
      Lucy.”
    • William
      Meader

      had
      appeared as an airport extra in The
      Ricardos Go to Japan,”

      a
      1959 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He made many
      appearances on “The Lucy Show,” most times as a clerk in Mr.
      Mooney’s bank. 
    • Alberto Morin was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.

    • Judith
      Woodbury

      makes
      the fifth of her many uncredited appearances on “The Lucy
      Show.” She also appeared on “Here’s Lucy.”
    • Hans
      Moebus
      was a German-born actor who appeared as an uncredited
      background performer in hundreds of films and TV shows, including the
      Lucille Ball films DuBarry Was a Lady (1943), A Woman of
      Distinction
      (1950) and The Facts of Life (1960). He was
      on the dock during the “I Love Lucy” episode “Bon Voyage”
      (ILL S5;E13)
      . Moebus returned for one more episode of “The Lucy
      Show.”  

    More
    men and women singers round out the Riverboat chorus. 

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    Unusually, this episode has no scenes taking place at the Bank or Lucy and Viv’s home, both regular locations for the series. 

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    Danfield is a fictional town established to be in New York state, although its exact location is never established, except that it is a commuter city of Manhattan located near the train lines. For everything you ever wanted to know about Danfield, click here! The name Danfield may have been created by combining the names of two Fairfield County, Connecticut, towns: Danbury and Ridgefield

    “The human mind is like a cave. Beyond the light are dark passageways and mysterious recesses. I, Doctor Daniel Danfield, have explored those unknown retreats and know their secrets”

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    The name might also have been borrowed from the tremendously popular radio show “Danger, Dr. Danfield” heard on ABC radio from 1946 to 1947 and then in syndication. It starred Stephen Dunne as Dr. Danfield. Dunne had a small role in Miss Grant Takes Richmond (1949) with Lucille Ball and was in several episodes of the short-lived TV series “My Favorite Husband” based on Lucille Ball’s radio series. One of the show’s regular performers was Jay Novello, who also shows up on “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show.” Other “Lucy” actors on the program included Herb Vigran, Howard McNear, Parley Baer, and Lurene Tuttle.

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    The songs for the show-within-the-show were written by Max Showalter (Vinnie), Bob Lees, and Peter Walker. 

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    At
    8pm on March 8, 1965, a half hour before this episode first aired,
    Lucille Ball appeared on the CBS quiz show “I’ve Got a Secret”
    hosted by Steve Allen. Gary Morton, Lucy’s husband, was one of the
    panelists.

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    Arthur
    Godfrey had been a huge television star in the 1950s, but by this
    time was semi-retired. He was a very influential entertainer and
    celebrity who made (and ended) many entertainers’ careers. His arrogance,
    combined with rumors of strong anti-Semitism, made him almost
    non-entity in show business by this time. Lucille Ball didn’t care.
    She liked him, and thought that his work was solid. 

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    The
    Danfield Community Players previously staged a production of
    Cleopatra starring Lucy and Viv at the start of season two.  

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    The
    show is to benefit the children’s wing of the hospital. Lucy and Viv
    were helping fund the children’s hospital as far back as “Lucy the
    Music Lover” (S1;E8, above)
    .  

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    At
    the stable, Godfrey talks to Fury the horse using his famous
    greeting: “How
    are ya how are ya how are ya?”
    something
    he started saying on radio. He then launches into one of his famous
    on-camera commercial pitches – also to the horse – about sugar
    cubes.

    Arthur Godfrey tells Lucy his secretary Mary Ann is very protective of him. In real life, Mary Ann Van was Godfrey’s private secretary.  

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    Godfrey describes himself as a “Virginia Ham”, a pun that plays upon the fact that he is a performer who (although born in New York) made his home at an estate in

    Paeonian Springs, Virginia, outside Washington DC. This is likely where the scene with the horses is set and why Lucy tells Godfrey to visit “Danfield, New York. Lovely country. You’ll enjoy the trip up there.”  In show business slang, a ‘ham’ is a performer who craves the spotlight and/or performs in an exaggerated style. Virginia Ham (the meat) is dry cured and sent through a process of slow smoking and aging that adds a notable rich flavor.

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    The
    Founding of Danfield”
    is
    a two-act musical melodrama set on a riverboat in the south.  

    Lucybelle (Lucy) and her father (Godfrey) are broke and looking to
    marry her off to wealthy Yankee Conrad P. Field (Mr. Mooney) in order to save their plantation, Southern Moon. She attempts to get his attentions by dropping her hankie. 

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    LUCYBELLE: “You want me to play hankie-panky with a Yankee?”

    But Field is tempted away by the allures of the vamp Steamboat Bessie (Viv).

    Lucybelle, meanwhile, is smitten with the riverboat’s honest-but-poor piano player
    (Vinnie). 

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    To compete with Bessie, Lucybelle transforms
    herself into Dixie Lucy doing a striptease in the process. We discover that the piano player is the long-lost son of Mr. Field. All ends
    happily (naturally) and Lucybelle and the piano player state their
    life-long dream: to settle down and found a town. Discovering her (now) rich -but-honest piano player husband-to-be is named Dan Field, she resolves that it will also be the name of their new town.  

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    The
    musical melodrama features original songs written (in the context of
    the script) by the character of Vinnie and sung by Arthur Godfrey
    (who also plays the banjo), Lucy, and Viv. This mirrors real life as Max Showalter wrote the songs for the episode.

    During the show, Gale Gordon does one of his famous cartwheels, the second of his eight cartwheels on a Lucycom.

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    Lucy
    gets to play a very Scarlet O’Hara-like character in a broad comic
    style. Lucille Ball was considered for the role of Scarlet in
    1939’s Gone With
    the Wind
    .

    “Founding of Danfield” chorus member Hal Moebus was an extra in
    the Oscar-winning film.

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    To express his thanks for being on the show, Godfrey sent Lucy and Gary this brass seashell-shaped plate engraved “Lucy / Gary / With Love / Arthur Godfrey."  It came up for auction in 2010. 

    Callback!

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    TV aristocracy according to a June 1952 local TV Guide.  

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    In December 1952, this local TV Guide cover featured Godfrey (and his wife Mary Bourke) and promoted an inside article about “Lucy’s Baby”, several months before the birth. 

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    In 1953, Lucille Ball and Arthur Godfrey were atop the TV totem pole on the cover of TV Guide, the 3rd national edition and the second to feature Lucille Ball!  The caricature also featured Milton Berle, Imogene Coca, and Sid Caesar. Note that Lucy is holding Little Ricky and a pack of Philip Morris cigarettes while Godfrey plays the ukulele. Lucille Ball appeared on the cover of TV Guide 39 times while Godfrey scored 16 covers. 

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    That same year, Godfrey and Ball graced the cover of TV Fan Magazine. Inside articles on the stars were titled “How TV Saved Lucy’s Marriage” and “The Other Side of Arthur Godfrey.”  

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    On the news stands at the very same time was an issue of TV Show Magazine with Godfrey on the cover and an inside article titled “Lucy’s Baby” by ‘Ethel Mertz’!  

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    A sampling of magazine covers featuring and / or mentioning Godfrey and Ball during the 1950s, when both were at the height of their popularity. 

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    Disguising
    themselves as fox hunters dressed in full riding regalia, Lucy
    repeats some of the same language and comic business she first did on
    “The Fox Hunt” (ILL S5;E16).  As in 1956, Lucy mounts the horse
    backwards.  She also “rode to hounds” in the movies Annabel
    Takes a Tour
    (1938) and Mame (1974).  

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    These January 1959 ads brag that “Arthur Godfrey Time” and “I Love Lucy” are ‘tops’ in weekday morning syndication. These CBS affiliates ran them back-to-back. 

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    In 1964, Godfrey and Ball both had weekday radio programs on the CBS Radio Network

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    The character of Vinnie played by Max Showalter was first seen in “Lucy Gets Amnesia” (S3;E4). In that episode his surname is Meyers and he is said to be from the Jamestown branch of Mr. Mooney’s bank in order to account for him knowing Lucy from their childhood. 

    Fast Forward! 

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    On May 1, 1966, Lucille Ball and Arthur Godfrey participated in a CBS documentary titled “The Magic of Broadcasting” which was produced by Lee Mendelson.

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    The antebellum dress worn by Lucille Ball as Lucybelle would be briefly seen again in "The Hollywood Unemployment Follies” (HL S3;E22)…  

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    …and worn (with comic embellishments) by Lucy Carter as Scarlet O’Hara in “Lucy and Flip Go Legit” (HL S4;E1).

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    On March 13, 1978, Lucille Ball made a guest appearance on “Gene Kelly…An American in Pasadena”.  Her entrance had her standing up in the audience shouting for Godfrey, who wasn’t there.   Perhaps she was thinking of…

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    On March 27, 1978, Lucille Ball and Arthur Godfrey both participated in “CBS On The Air” representing Monday nights in the week-long celebration of their first five decades. 

    Blooper
    Alert!

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    Although
    “The Founding of Danfield” runs for 15 minutes screen time, only
    the last minute hints at the founding of the town. Lucy Carmichael
    and Mr. Mooney will only live in Danfield for three more episodes
    until moving to California at the start of season 4.  

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    “Lucy and Arthur Godfrey” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy and the Old Mansion

    S3;E22~
    March 1, 1965

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    Synopsis

    When
    Viv returns to Danfield, the Countess must find another place to live
    – especially after she hears she’s expecting a visit from English
    nobility. Lucy and Viv help her renovate a run-down mansion, but
    everything that can go wrong, does!  

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Gale Gordon
    (Theodore J. Mooney), Jimmy
    Garrett
    (Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley), Candy Moore
    (Chris Carmichael)

    This
    is the last time that the main cast is together. This is the final
    episode for Candy Moore (after 39 episodes) and Ralph Hart (after 44
    episodes). Jimmy Garrett will make 3 more appearances in season 4
    and Vivian Vance will return for 7 more episodes through the end of
    the series.  

    Guest
    Cast

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    Ann
    Sothern
    (Rosita “Rosie” Harrigan, the Countess Framboise)
    makes the fourth of her seven appearances as a countess down on her
    luck. Sothern had appeared in the
    first “Lucy-Desi
    Comedy Hour”
    Lucy
    Takes a Cruise to Havana

    (1957) as Susie MacNamara, the same character she played on her show
    “Private Secretary” from 1953 to 1957. In return, Lucille Ball
    played Lucy Ricardo on her show in 1959. Sothern appeared with Ball
    in five films between 1933 and 1943. She was nominated for an Oscar
    for her final screen appearance in The
    Whales of August

    in 1987. She is buried near her home in Sun Valley, Idaho, a place
    also dear to Lucy and Desi.  

    The
    Countess will return in season 4 for three additional episodes.  

    Lester
    Matthews
    (Lord Bertie Van Cleve) was born in England in 1900. He
    played Mr. Bartley in three 1959 episodes of Desilu’s “The Ann Southern
    Show.” This is his only appearances with Lucille Ball.  

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    Maida
    Severn

    (Lady Violet Van Cleve) was
    born in 1902 in New York City as May Harriett Shatt.
    She appeared on a 1963 episode of “Dennis the Menace” with Gale
    Gordon. This is her only appearance with Lucille Ball.  

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    “The
    Lucy Show” was preempted the previous week (February 22, 1965) for
    the CBS special “Cinderella” by Rodgers and Hammerstein starring
    Lesley Ann Warren. Lucille Ball’s friend and movie co-star Ginger Rogers played the Queen. 

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    This
    was the last episode filmed for the 1964-65 season, and the last
    episode filmed featuring Vivian Vance as a regular cast member. Ann
    Sothern recalled that there was tension on the set that week due to
    Vivian’s departure.
    Four episodes starring Vance were already filmed and will fill the
    remainder of season 3.  

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    This
    is the only time Vivian Vance and Ann Sothern are on screen together
    on “The Lucy Show.” The two had appeared in “Lucy Takes a
    Cruise to Havana”
    in 1957 and “The Desilu Revue” in 1959.  

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    The
    day after this episode first aired (March 2, 1965) the film
    adaptation of The
    Sound of Music

    premiered in New York City. It featured “Lucy” alumni Norma
    Varden (above with Julie Andrews), Leoda Richards (above with Christopher Plummer), Bert Stevens, and
    Sam Harris.

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    The stacks of luggage from “Lucy and the Countess” (S3;E20) have returned. As in that episode, when Ann Sothern appears from behind them, she is greeted with entrance applause from the studio audience. Vivian Vance, absent for several weeks, is also greeted with entrance applause.

    A wrong number on the telephone is trying to reach Irving’s Meat Market. Although we have met three different butchers in Danfield, this is the first mention of Irving’s Meat Market.

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    When Lucy gets the idea to ask Mr. Mooney about the bank’s real estate holdings for Rosie to host the visiting royals, the writers go to great for a joke that infers the (then) profane word “hell”.  

    LUCY: “Maybe Mr. Mooney will tell us where to go.”
    VIV: “Oh, he’ll tell you where to go, alright. I’m afraid it might be a little warm to entertain though.” 

    When the scene at the bank begins, Mr. Mooney is on the phone to someone he calls “J.D.” – although who that might be is never discovered. 

    The running gag of Rosie calling Gale Gordon’s character “Mr. Money” instead of “Mr. Mooney” continues here. His wife, Irma, is mentioned. Another running gag is that we will never meet Mrs. Mooney. 

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    The dilapidated mansion that Mr. Mooney offers the Countess is called the Bellingham Estate. 

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    Wanting
    to speak French like the Countess, Lucy says to Mr. Mooney
    “Mademoiselle
    from Armetiers parlez vous.”

    These are lyrics from the song “Mademoiselle from Armetiers”
    which was particularly popular during World
    War I.
    On
    “I
    Love Lucy”
    Fred
    Mertz
    (a
    veteran of that war), sang the song in the episodes “Equal Rights”
    (ILL S3;E4)

    and
    “The Passports” (ILL S5;E11).

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    Despite
    Rosie, Lucy and Viv refurbishing the old mansion, when Lord and Lady
    Van Cleve arrive, it disintegrates before their eyes:

    • Lord Van Cleve’s recently painted chair sticks to his bottom 
    • Table
      legs collapse under the weight of Lord Van Cleve’s hat
    • The
      handles come off the tea cart
    • The
      door comes off its hinges
    • The
      sofa springs pop through the cushions
    • Lady
      Van Cleve’s chair collapses
    • The floor starts to sink beneath the Van Cleve’s feet
    • The wallpaper begins to peel off the walls

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    Callbacks!

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    Countess: “How could anyone paper over a window?”
    Viv: “If you’re Lucy, it’s easy.”

    In
    “Redecorating” (ILL S2;E8) Lucy and Ethel also
    wallpaper over a window…

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     …and a door!  On the radio series “My Favorite Husband” Liz Cooper (Lucille Ball) also wallpapered over a door. 

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    This episode is often confused with “Lucy and the Monsters” (S3;E18) which also has Lucy and Viv (wearing blue) exploring a dilapidated old mansion. 

    Blooper
    Alerts!

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    Jagged Little Edge! Before
    Lord and Lady Van Cleve come into the room through the wallpapered
    door, the pre-cut jagged line of the doorway can be seen.

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    Fruit Football! When the wax fruit falls from the collapsing table, a stray orange rolls across the stage and stays near the sofa for the rest of the scene. During the business with the collapsing and sticky chairs, it gets kicked around like a football! 

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    Look Before You Sink! Just as Gale Gordon enters, Maida Severn (Lady Van Cleve) looks down at the floor to make sure she’s on her mark for the collapsing floor gag that ends the episode. 

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    “Lucy and the Old Mansion” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

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  • Lucy and the Countess Lose Weight

    S3;E21~
    February 15, 1965

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    Synopsis

    When
    banker Mooney fears a health farm may default on a loan he made, he
    sends Lucy and the Countess there to keep an eye on things.  Starving
    and exhausted, they prove poor spies.

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)

    Vivian
    Vance
    (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett (Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart
    (Sherman Bagley), and Candy Moore (Chris Carmichael) do not appear in
    this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Ann
    Sothern
    (Rosita “Rosie” Harrigan, the Countess Framboise)
    makes the third of her seven appearances as a countess down on her
    luck.  Sothern had appeared in the
    first “Lucy-Desi
    Comedy Hour”
    Lucy
    Takes a Cruise to Havana

    (1957) as Susie MacNamara, the same character she played on her show
    “Private Secretary” from 1953 to 1957.  In return Lucille Ball
    played Lucy Ricardo on her show in 1959.  Sothern appeared with Ball
    in five films between 1933 and 1943.  She was nominated for an Oscar
    for her final screen appearance in The
    Whales of August

    in 1987.  She is buried near her home in Sun Valley, Idaho, a place
    also dear to Lucy and Desi.  

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    Norman
    Leavitt

    (Farmer Johnson) appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1950 film A
    Woman of Distinction
    as
    well as The
    Long, Long Trailer
    (1953).
    The character actor also appeared on three episodes of “The
    Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He was previously seen on the series in
    “Lucy is a Kangaroo for a Day” (S1;E7).

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    The
    women at the Lazy Days Health Farm are played by:

    Carole
    Cook

    was seen
    as Lucy’s neighbor Thelma Green in four episodes. She was a protege
    of Lucille Ball’s during the Desilu Playhouse years. Although she
    was born as Mildred Cook, Ball suggested she take the name Carole, in
    honor of Lucy’s great friend, Carole Lombard. Cook also went on to
    appear in five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    This
    is the first time Cook has appeared without a character name or any
    dialogue.

    Cordy
    Clark
    made her first appearances on screen in a 1961 episode of
    “Make Room for Daddy” filmed at Desilu.  This is her only
    appearance opposite Lucille Ball.

    Mary
    Foran

    was
    born on November 21, 1919 in Tenafly, New Jersey, as Mary Miller
    Bullen.
    This
    is her only appearance opposite Lucille Ball.

    Jenie
    Jackson
    makes her third of nine screen appearances with this
    episode. In 1969 she played the uncredited role of Brunhilde in
    Hello, Dolly!

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    In
    “Lucy
    and the Countess” (S3;E19)
    ,
    Lucy says Viv’s been out of town for a week and will be gone for
    two more. As Vivian Vance started to phase out her involvement on
    “The Lucy Show” in order to spend more time with her husband on
    the East Coast, Lucille Ball was looking to introduce a new character
    to fill the ‘second banana’ role. The Countess will appear in seven
    episodes through November 1965, the start of season 4. For episodes
    featuring Ann Sothern, Vivian Vance’s opening title sequence credit
    is eliminated. Instead of the freeze frame of Viv as the flapper in
    the silent movie sketch (and the screen title “co-starring Vivian
    Vance”), the freeze frame is on Lucy as Charlie Chaplin.

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    Mr.
    Mooney takes on the role of the physical fitness instructor at Lazy
    Days, saying that in college he was an all-around athlete. In the
    previous episode, he claimed that he was supposed to go to the
    Olympics.  

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    The
    Countess calls Mr. Mooney “the
    Simon Legree of the concentration camps.”

    This is a reference to the evil slave owner featured in the
    Harriet Beecher Stowe story Uncle
    Tom’s Cabin”

    (1852). The book was previously alluded to in “Lucy is Her Own
    Lawyer” (S2;E23)
    .  

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    Lunch
    at the Health Farm consists of a bag containing:

    • a
      lettuce leaf
    • a
      curl of carrot
    • a
      sprig of parsley
    • a
      yogurt wafer

    The Countess calls it a “No Care Package.”  

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    To
    calm Bossie the cow while Lucy milks her, the Countess hums “The
    Blue Danube,”

    a waltz by Johann Strauss II composed in 1866. Lucy punctuates the
    downbeat with squirts from the cow’s udder.  The piece was
    prominently used in Stanley Kubrick’s 1968 film 2001:
    A Space Odyssey

    and was previously heard in “Lucy and the Good Skate” (S3;E1).  

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    Bossie
    joins a long line of live animals already featured on the series:
    sheep, a horse, an elephant, many dogs, birds, mice, and a trained
    bear.  

    Callbacks!

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    In
    1951, Lucy Ricardo slimmed down in “The Diet” (ILL S1;E3) by also
    watching what she ate and doing exercise.

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    The
    routine of Lucy milking the farmer’s cow is pretty much the same as
    when Lucy Ricardo did it in “Lucy’s Bicycle Trip” (ILL S5;E24).
    Although
    Lucille Ball owned a cow at her Chatsworth ranch, she claimed she had
    never milked a cow before.  

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    While
    begging Mr. Mooney for food, Lucy does her classic seal imitation. 

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    Lucille Ball first did this in 1951’s “The Audition” (ILL S1;E6).

    Blooper
    Alert!

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    Where the Grass Ends! When
    the camera pulls back in the exterior scene, where the stage floor
    meets the ‘grass’ is seen.

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    “Lucy and the Countess Lose Weight” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

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