• LUCY SELLS CRAIG TO WAYNE NEWTON

    S1;E9
    ~ November 25, 1968

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Lucy
    gets Craig a gig filling in for Wayne Newton’s drummer.  Naturally,
    Lucy and Kim also manage to get into the act.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Wayne
    Newton
    (Himself)
    also played himself in “Lucy Discovers Wayne Newton” (TLS
    S4;E14)
    .
    He is one of the best-known entertainers in Las Vegas, known by the
    nicknames the ‘Midnight Idol,’ ‘Mr. Las Vegas’ and ‘Mr.
    Entertainment.’ His well-known songs include 1972’s “Daddy,
    Don’t You Walk So Fast” (#4 on the Billboard chart), “Years”
    (1980), and his signature song “Danke Schoen” (1963), which he
    performs in this episode. He will also play himself in a 1970 episode
    of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Wayne Newton introduces this episode on the “Here’s Lucy” DVD.  He credits Lucille Ball with helping discover him and fostering his talent.  

    Jerry
    Newton

    (Himself) is
    the older brother of Wayne Newton.
    He
    plays the guitar for Wayne Newton.  He will also appear in 1970’s
    “Lucy and Wayne Newton” (S2;E22).  

    Jerry’s
    catch phrase is “Oh, gosh yes.”  

    Tommy
    Amato
    (Himself)
    was a bandleader and Wayne Newton’s bass player.  He will also appear
    in 1970’s “Lucy and Wayne Newton” (S2;E22).  

    Amato
    has one line of dialogue but is not identified by name.  

    Don
    Vincent

    (Himself) was a composer, conductor, and actor. Here he plays piano
    for Wayne Newton.  He played himself on a 1981 episode of “Vega$”
    guest starring Wayne Newton.  

    Vincent
    is not identified by name and has no dialogue.

    Harvey
    Lang

    (Himself) was Wayne Newton’s drummer.  This is his only screen
    credit.  

    Lang
    has no dialogue. 

    Uncredited Concert Specatators
    Include:

    • Jack
      Berle

      was the older brother of Milton Berle, a frequent guest star of
      Lucille Ball’s sitcoms.  Jack makes the first of his eleven uncredited
      appearances on the series.  
    • George
      DeNormand

      appeared
      in three films with Lucille Ball from 1937 to 1963. This is the just
      one of his many appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s
      Lucy.” 
    • James
      Gonzales
      was
      a popular Hollywood extra who first acted with Lucille Ball in the
      1953 The
      Long, Long Trailer
      .
      He was previously seen on “The Lucy Show” as Stan Williams
      in Lucy
      Digs Up a Date” (TLS S1;E2)
      .
      He was seen in more than 20 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 3
      episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
    • Tony
      Regan

      had nearly 150 screen credits, most uncredited, including the Lucille
      Ball film Critic’s
      Choice

      (1963).  
    • Clark
      Ross

      makes the first of his three appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  He is
      also in the 1974 Lucille Ball film Mame.

    Other
    uncredited extras make up the rest of the concert audience. 

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    Wayne
    Newton is one of ten celebrities to also have appeared on “The Lucy
    Show.”  The others are Carol Burnett, Wally Cox, Jack Benny, Milton
    Berle, Danny Thomas, Art Linkletter, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Frankie
    Avalon, and Phil Harris.  Of these stars, only Milton Berle and
    Tennessee Ernie Ford also appeared on “I Love Lucy” or “The
    Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.”  Carol Burnett takes top honors with 7
    half-hour episodes (including one two-parter).  

    Craig
    says that Wayne Newton improvises a lot “and
    if you’re not with it, you’ll still be in the bus station by the time
    he gets to Phoenix.”

    By
    the Time I Get to Phoenix

    is a song written by Jimmy
    Webb.
    Originally recorded by Johnny
    Rivers in
    1965, it was a big hit for country singer Glen Campbell in 1967.
    Wayne Newton and Campbell performed the song as a duet live in London
    in 1975.  Coincidentally, Wayne Newton’s family moved to Phoenix when
    he was ten to help with his asthma.  

    Lucy
    brags to Wayne Newton that Craig was in one of the 100 bands that
    played during halftime at the Rose Bowl football game in front of a
    hundred thousand fans.  

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    During
    the opening concert, Wayne Newton sings “Danke
    Schoen”

    by Bert Kaempfert, Kurt Schwabach, and Milton
    Gabler.  Newton first recorded it in 1963 and it quickly became his
    signature song.  Newton’s rendition was prominently featured in the
    1986 film Ferris
    Buehler’s Day Off
    .

    Wayne
    Newton then launches into “You’re
    Nobody till Somebody Loves You”

    written
    by Russ
    Morgan, Larry
    Stock,
    and James Cavanaugh and published in 1944.
    It’s most famous cover was by Dean Martin in 1964.  Wayne Newton
    also sang it on “Lucy Discovers Wayne Newton” (TLS S4;E14).  

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    The
    next day, Lucie and Lucy do a soft shoe to “Tea
    for Two”

    to show off Kim’s dancing skills. The song is by
    Vincent Youmans and was introduced in the 1925 Broadway musical, No,
    No, Nanette.  
    The
    lyrics are not used here.

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    Wayne
    Newton’s rehearsal starts with “Rock-a-Bye
    Your Baby with a Dixie Melody

    a popular song written
    by Jean
    Schwartz,
    with lyrics by Sam
    M. Lewis and Joe
    Young.
    The song was introduced by Al
    Jolson in
    the 1918 Broadway musical Sinbad.

    Newton’s
    second performance at the club begins with “Swanee
    another associated with Al Jolson written in 1919 by George
    Gershwin
    with lyrics by Irving
    Caesar.

    Next,
    Wayne Newton and Kim sing
    “Waiting for the Robert E. Lee”

    while
    Lucy plays the guitar.  The three of them then play the banjo
    together.  Harry joins in for the final chorus, but does not bother
    to strum his banjo.  The song was yet another hit for Al Jolson and
    was written
    in 1912 by Lewis F. Muir and
    L. Wolfe Gilbert. 
    All three of the above songs were from shows the premiered at New
    York’s Winter Garden Theatre.  

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    The
    studio audience applauds Lucie’s enthusiastic lip synch to “Danke
    Shoen” several times while Craig practices his drum part and Lucy
    mimes playing the guitar.  While Desi Jr. actually played the drums,
    Lucy and her daughter were miming playing the guitar and banjo.  

    On
    stage at the club, Harry does a cartwheel. This was a skill Gale
    Gordon showed off several times on “The Lucy Show.”  

    The
    title of this episode is unusually worded. The word “sells” means “convinces” not a monetary transaction!   The episode is the first
    “Here’s Lucy” episode to feature a musical guest.  Most times,
    Lucy and her kids will find away to get into the act!  

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    Wayne
    Newton also played (a version of) himself in “Lucy Discovers Wayne
    Newton” (TLS
    S4;E14)
    in which Newton also crooned “You’re Nobody till Somebody
    Loves You.”  

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    Oops! While
    listening to Wayne Newton sing in the opening scene, Craig reaches
    for his drink and the rose centerpiece falls out of its glass. Desi
    Arnaz Jr. and Gale Gordon spend a few moments fiddling with it to get
    it to stand up again.  

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    Check the Gate! When
    Kim runs to answer the front door to let Uncle Harry in, the camera
    swings right to follow her to the door. When it stops, there is a
    crew member standing on the right side of the screen.

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    Drum Beat! Lucy
    makes a small banner that says “Wayne Newton” to put on the front
    of his drums. On his drum set at home (presumably the same one) the
    brand name is taped over. Here, until Lucy applies her banner, it
    has no tape or brand name.

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    Product Displacement! Lucy’s
    can of hairspray has no label.  

    Casting Thrift! Wayne
    Newton must have a loyal following because the same background
    performers are in the audience for the first and second performance,
    albeit in slightly different seats.  

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    “Lucy Sells Craig to Wayne Newton” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    For some reason, Lucille Ball loved Wayne Newton.  He kept turning up as Wayne Newton – and they all were pretty similar, danke schoen very much. 

  • LUCY’S BIRTHDAY


    S1;E8
    ~ November 18, 1968

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Synopsis

    Kim
    and Craig take Lucy out to a Chinese restaurant to celebrate her
    birthday. But when Craig forgets his wallet, Lucy must fake illness
    to get out of paying the bill.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Victor
    Sen Yung

    (Waiter) is probably best remembered as ranch cook Hop-Sing on
    “Bonanza” from 1959 to 1973. This is the first of his two
    appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  He appeared in two dozen films and
    TV shows with uncredited extra Spencer Chan.  He died in 1980 at age
    65 of natural gas poisoning in his own home a month after his final
    film was released.  

    Spencer
    Chan
    (Restaurant
    Employee, uncredited) was a Los Angeles-born actor with more than 100
    TV and film projects on his resume, most all uncredited, many with
    Victor Sen Yung.  This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.  

    Murray
    Pollac
    k
    (Restaurant Patron, uncredited) was
    seen as one of the party guest in “Country
    Club Dance” (ILL S6;E25)
    ,
    the episode that introduced Barbara Eden. Coincidentally, he later
    appeared on half a dozen episodes of “I Dream of Jeannie.” He was at the airport when The
    Ricardos Go to Japan”

    (1959).
    He was seen in the 1963 movie Critic’s
    Choice
    with
    Lucille Ball. He made two appearances on “The Lucy Show.” This is
    the first of his three episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Other
    restaurant patrons and staff are played by uncredited background
    performers.  

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    At
    the time this episode first aired, Lucille Ball was 57 years old.
    Ball’s birthday is August 6th.

    Victor
    Sen Yung, Spencer Chan, and Murray Pollack all appeared in the 1961
    film musical Flower
    Drum Song,

    based on the 1958 Broadway musical by Rodgers and Hammerstein.

    This
    is the first time we have seen Lucy’s bedroom or any of the rooms on
    the second floor of the house.  

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    Kim
    sings “Happy Birthday” to her mother. The song is also used in
    the underscoring.  In the final moments, it is sung in Chinese by the
    waiters and Harry.  “Happy
    Birthday To You”

    has
    traditionally
    been attributed to sisters Patty
    and
    Mildred
    J. Hill
    in
    1893 and was under copyright.  In 2015 a court decision ruled the
    song was no longer covered under copyright protection.  

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    When
    trying to think of a possible date for Lucy, Craig asks Kim who she
    would like to date. Kim replies “I
    don’t think mother would be happy with Ringo Starr.”
    Craig
    then suggests Lawrence Welk. Ringo
    Starr
    (born
    Richard Starkey in 1940) was the singer, songwriter, and drummer for
    the phenomenally successful Beatles.  Lawrence
    Welk

    (1903-1992) was a musician,
    accordionist,
    bandleader,
    and television impresario,
    who hosted TV’s The
    Lawrence Welk Show

    from
    1951 to 1982. Welk was mentioned several times on “The Lucy Show” and starred as himself on a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.” These two musical artists also represent the spectrum of popular
    music – from rock and roll (Kim’s generation) to big band (Lucy’s
    generation).  

    Harry
    says that he promised to give Lucy a raise on her 40th birthday.  In an earlier episode Lucy says that she’s only worked for
    Harry for two years.  Lucy is about to try to calculate her back pay
    but realizes that would mean disclosing her real age, so…she takes
    an early lunch instead!

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    Alone
    in the office, Harry is nearly caught by his niece and nephew looking
    at a magazine centerfold.  Although the cover of the magazine has
    been removed, the fold-out centerfold was a device used by Playboy
    Magazine
    ,
    a publication that was famous for its photographs of nude or nearly
    nude women.  

    Harry
    says he wishes his niece and nephew had been named after his
    grandparents: Bonnie
    and Clyde
    .
    This is the second series reference to the Oscar-winning biopic
    Bonnie
    and Clyde
    .

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    The
    Chinese restaurant is called Yang Sing Ching. The (unseen)
    proprietor is named Irving. They have matzoh ball soup on the menu.

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    The
    waiter calls Harry “Hot Shot Harry.”  Apparently, he has a
    reputation around Yang Sing Ching.

    Lucy
    plans to fake illness because she has no money to pay the bill. She
    brags her performance will make “the
    dying scene of ‘Camille’ look like a love-in.”

    Camille
    was a 1936 film starring Greta Garbo based on the 1848 novel La
    Dame aux Camélias

    (The
    Lady with the Camellias)

    by Alexandre
    Dumas fils,
    in which a young courtesan is dying of consumption.  Camille is
    mentioned several times on “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show.” During the 1960s a ‘love-in’
    was is a peaceful public gathering focused
    on meditation, love, music, sex and
    sometimes the use of psychedelic
    drugs.
    The term was coined by Los Angeles radio comedian Peter
    Bergman,
    who may also have hosted the first one in early 1967. 

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    Although
    this episode has a happy, sentimental ending, it is considered
    politically incorrect today to depict stereotypical Asians speaking
    English by changing the letter ‘L’ to ‘R’ (’Rucy’ instead of
    ‘Lucy’). Clever dialogue is displayed in the scene depicting the
    selection of the menu items and Lucille Ball gets to show of her
    skill at physical comedy through the use of chopsticks.  

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    A
    lonely Lucy Ricardo sought the company of the Friends of the
    Friendless in “Lucy’s Last Birthday” (ILL S2;E25).  

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    When
    they have no money to pay the check, Kim and Craig worry that they
    may have to wash dishes!  In “Equal Rights” (ILL S3;E4) the boys
    teach Lucy and Ethel a lesson by not paying for their dinner, forcing
    them to work-off their bill by washing dishes.  

    Lucy also had trouble with chopsticks in a 1962 “Danny Kaye Special” that looked at the international dining craze. 

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    Props! It’s
    pretty obvious there’s no water in the sink when Kim is washing the
    breakfast dishes at home.

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    “Lucy’s Birthday” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    This episode manages to have some charm while walking the fine line of stereotypes of Asian characters. There were worse and things get better.  

  • LUCY AND EVA GABOR


    S1;E7
    ~ November 11, 1968

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Synopsis

    The
    author of a controversial novel (Eva Gabor) is in town and needs a
    quiet place to work so Harry volunteers Lucy’s home. Naturally, it is
    anything but peaceful and far from quiet.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Eva
    Gabor

    (Eva Von Graunitz) was born in Hungary in 1919.  She came to America
    with her sisters, Magda and Zsa Zsa.  She began her screen career in
    1941.  She also appeared on Broadway five times between 1950 and
    1983.  Her signature role was glamorous socialite turned farm wife
    Lisa Douglas on “Green Acres” (1965-71), also aired on CBS.
    Gabor was married five times. She
    was also a successful businesswoman, marketing wigs, clothing and
    beauty products.
    Gabor returned to “Here’s Lucy” to play herself in 1972.  She
    died in 1995.  

    Eva
    Gabor also used Graunitz as her maiden name on “Green Acres”
    which ran concurrently with “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    Robert
    Carson

    (Martin Phillips) was
    a busy Canadian-born character actor who appeared on six episodes of
    “The Lucy Show.”  This is the first of his five appearances on
    “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Peggy
    Rea

    (Maude, above center) was seen on four episodes of “I Love Lucy,” mostly as one
    of the members of the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League, but also
    as the Nurse that wheeled enceinte Lucy into the hospital.  Rea was a
    regular on “The Waltons” and “Grace Under Fire,” her last
    series before her death in 2011.  This is her only appearance on
    “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Maude
    is in Lucy’s bridge club.

    Kay
    Elliot
    (Nelly, second from right)
    was the fifth of six actors to play Aunt Hagatha on “Bewitched.”
    This is her only appearance with Lucille Ball.

    Nelly
    is in Lucy’s bridge club.

    Gail
    Bonney

    (Dolores, above right) appeared
    with Lucille Ball in the 1950 films A
    Woman of Distinction
    and
    The
    Fuller Brush Girl
    .
    She played Mrs. Hudson, mother of unruly twins, on “The
    Amateur Hour” (ILL S1;E14)

    as well as in “Lucy and the Ceramic Cat” (TLS S3;E16).
    She had also appeared with Eva Gabor on a 1965 episode of “Green
    Acres.”  This is her only appearance on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Dolores
    is in Lucy’s bridge club.  She is the president of the PTA.  

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    Mickey
    Martin

    (Photographer) appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1934 film Kid
    Millions

    starring Eddie Cantor.  He did one more episode of “Here’s Lucy”
    in 1970, which was his final screen credit.

    Sid
    Gould

    (Expressman) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. This is the third of his 40 episodes of “Here’s
    Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin
    by marriage to Gary Morton. 

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    Earl
    Parker

    (Newspaper Reporter) was seen mostly in TV westerns.  He was a stunt
    double for Vic Morrow.  This is his only appearance with Lucille
    Ball. 

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    There
    was no new “Here’s Lucy” episode on Monday, November 6, 1968
    because it was the eve of a US Presidential election.  Instead, CBS
    sold the time slot to the George Wallace campaign, while Richard
    Nixon bought time on another network.  Regular programming resumed
    later in the evening and Lucille Ball made a guest appearance (her
    second) on “The Carol Burnett Show.”  So Lucy was still on Monday
    night!  

    This
    episode of “Here’s Lucy” was aired on Veterans Day 1968.  

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    Peggy Rea (Maude) introduced this episode on the “Here’s Lucy” DVD collection.  Rea passed away shortly afterwards.  

    Two
    days after this “Here’s Lucy” episode originally aired, “Green
    Acres” broadcast the seventh episode of their fourth season, “A
    Husband for Eleanor” (their cow).  

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    Eva
    Von Graunitz is the author of Valley
    of the Puppets,
    a
    title that parodies the 1966 Jacqueline Susann novel Valley
    of the Dolls
    ,
    which was filmed in 1967. In the film, Peggy Rea (Maude) played
    Neely’s (Patty Duke) vocal coach.  Harry
    says that Valley
    of the Puppets

    was banned in Boston.  Lucy adds that it was even barred in Tijuana!

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    Harry
    says he hasn’t read anything like it since Captain
    Billy’s Whiz Bang
    .
    Captain
    Billy’s Whiz Bang

    was
    one of the most popular and notorious humor magazines of the 1920s.
    It was created by Wilford Hamilton Fawcett, who had been a captain in
    the US Army during World War I and gained the nickname Captain Billy.
    The books were immortalized in the lyrics of the song “Trouble”
    in Meredith Willson’s 1957 Broadway musical The
    Music Man

    which was filmed in 1962. The reference, however, is anachronistic
    as the musical is set in 1912 and the first issue did not hit the
    newsstands until 1919, seven years later!  The humor magazine was
    eventually sold to CBS Publications, a division of CBS, the network
    that distributed “Here’s Lucy” and Lucille Ball’s other sitcoms.

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    Harry
    compares his wise-cracking nephew Craig to Milton Berle.  Berle guest
    starred on episodes of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” and “The Lucy Show.” Desi Arnaz Jr. would co-stars with Berle on “Lucy and the Used Car Dealer” (S2;E9) above.  

    Craig
    is dating the most popular girl in the class, Lori Wilson.  Despite
    this he seems smitten with Eva Von Graunitz.  Eva Gabor was 48
    years old at the time and Desi Arnaz Jr. was 15.  In
    her thick Hungarian accent Eva calls Lucy ‘Loosel’!  The screenplay
    Eva is writing concerns a love affair between William and Veronica
    (or, as Eva says, Villiam and Weronica).

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    Dolores
    asks Eva for her autograph – on a copy of The
    Caine Mutiny,

    the 1951
    Pulitzer
    Prize–winning
    novel by Herman
    Wouk.
    It was turned into a stage play in 1953 and also a film in 1954. The
    play is mentioned in “Lucy Meets Orson Welles” (ILL S6;E3).  

    Lucy
    gets a phone call from Millie, who is in her bowling league.

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    When
    a reporter pretends to be Eva’s brother, she tells Lucy she has no
    brothers!  Lucy asks about sisters.  Eva rolls her eyes and says
    “Boy,
    oh, boy, oh, boy!  Do I have sisters!”

    This is an inside reference to Gabor’s famous siblings Zsa-Zsa and
    Magda.  

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    Where
    there’s water, Gale Gordon is sure to end up wet. Here he is on the
    receiving end of a flowing garden hose.  This running gag began on
    “The Lucy Show.”  

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    When
    Eva’s agent Martin Phillips is at the door, Lucy says “I
    don’t care if you’re Tiny Tim!”

    This is the third reference to “Rowan
    and Martin’s Laugh-In”
    where
    singer and ukulele player Tiny Tim was a regular performer.  The
    variety comedy show aired opposite “Here’s Lucy” on NBC.  

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    The
    name of Eva’s next book, Life
    with Lucille
    (or,
    as Eva says, ‘Loosel’),
    is
    eerily close to the title of Lucille Ball’s final television series
    Life
    with Lucy
    (1987).

    The
    episode ends with role reversal, Lucy dictating to Eva, invoking the
    names of Cary Grant and John Vane (Wayne).  John
    Wayne

    had guest starred as himself on both “I Love Lucy” and “The
    Lucy Show.”
     While Cary
    Grant

    never appeared with Lucille Ball, his name was mentioned three times
    on “I Love Lucy.”  

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    Booby-trapping
    the front door with buckets designed to tip over was first done in
    “The Ballet” (ILL S1;E19) where Lucy Ricardo ended up drenched in
    water. 

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    Sitcom
    logic alert!
     Mr. Phillips is looking for a ‘normal family’ where
    successful writer Eva Von Graunitz can live while she writes a
    screenplay.  He is paying $500 a week.  For that price he not might
    rent her a private home, apartment, or hotel room.  If she desired
    privacy, why would she want a family environment? 

    Allergy Attack! Eva
    Gabor gives a little ladylike sneeze while hosing down the shrubbery.

    Consistency! Eva
    says that Lucy (Loosel) will be the subject of her next book,
    yet as the episode fades to black Lucy is dictating a screenplay,
    not a book.  

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    “Lucy and Eva Gabor” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Eva Gabor and Lucy are a lot of fun together.  So much so that they re-paired in season 5, although by then Eva just played Eva, which is not so far from the Eva she’s playing here!  Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue!

  • LUCY’S IMPOSSIBLE MISSION

    S1;E6 ~ October 28, 1968

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    Directed by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Lucy mistakenly enters a phone booth meant for a secret agent and becomes embroiled in a mission impossible: to impersonate Middle Eastern royalty!  

    Regular Cast

    Lucille Ball (Lucy Carter), Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter), Lucie Arnaz (Kim Carter), Desi Arnaz Jr. (Craig Carter)

    Guest Cast

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    Richard Derr (Agent Commander Geller, right) appeared in 8 Broadway shows between 1949 and 1960. His screen career began in 1941, often appearing on televised adaptations of stage plays.  This is his only appearance opposite Lucille Ball.  

    The character is named after the creator of “Mission: Impossible” Bruce Geller.

    Jack Collins (Agent Johnson, left) appeared on the final two episodes of “The Lucy Show” episode earlier in 1968. He played Russel Slater on “Dallas” from 1982 to 1987. This is the first of his six appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  

    The character is named in honor of the voice on the self-destruct tape recording heard on nearly every episode of “Mission: Impossible” Bob Johnson, who also is heard in this episode.

    Raymond Kark (Newsstand Proprietor) was a character actor with a baker’s dozen of TV and film credits. This is his only one with Lucille Ball.

    Kark’s one line of dialogue is spoken off-screen.  

    John J. “Red” Fox (Policeman) was best known for playing policemen, which is what he did on five of his eight appearances on “The Lucy Show” as well as three of his five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    The policeman has no lines, but is kicked by Lucy to get his attention and says “Ouch!”

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    Ken Drake (Butler) had 66 film and TV credits, but rarely appeared on sitcoms. This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.  

    Maxine Gates (Dowager, above right with red sash) was nicknamed “250 pounds of pep and personality.” She had a pet alligator named Oscar. This is her penultimate screen credit.

    The Dowager has no dialogue and is not identified. When the harem-hunting Sultan is about to dance with Kim, Lucy pulls her away and substitutes the Dowager.

    Tim Herbert (Mahuli Omar, below left) was born Herbert Timberg in 1914. In 1944 he appeared on Broadway in the Jackie Gleason revue Follow the Girls. He made three appearances on “The Lucy Show.”  This is his only time on “Here’s Lucy.” He appeared with Lucille Ball in A Guide for the Married Man in 1967.

    The character’s name is never spoken on screen. Lucy calls him (and others) Sahib.  

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    Joseph Ruskin (Ambassador Korlik of the Slobtoni Embassy, above right) made his screen debut as an uncredited extra on Jackie Gleason’s “The Honeymooners” in 1955. He  appeared in four of the “Star Trek” series, the first shot at Desilu. He played John Wayne’s director Joe on “The Lucy Show.” Ruskin appeared as foreign operatives in six episodes of “Mission: Impossible” (two of which were two-parters).  This is his only episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Robert Buckingham

    (Party Guest, uncredited)

    had been seen with Lucille Ball in Critic’s Choice (1963).  This is his first of three appearances on the series.

    George DeNormand (Party Guest, uncredited) appeared in three films with Lucille Ball from 1937 to 1963. This is the just one of his many appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” He also appeared in seven episodes of “Mission: Impossible” the final one as an uncredited party guest.

    Monty O’Grady (Party Guest, uncredited) was first seen with Lucille Ball in The Long, Long Trailer (1953) and played a passenger on the S.S. Constitution in Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14). He was a traveler at the airport when The Ricardos Go to Japan” (1959). He made more than a dozen appearances on “The Lucy Show” and a half dozen more on “Here’s Lucy.” O’Grady appeared in eleven episodes of “Mission: Impossible” (often also as an uncredited party guest) including one a month before this episode first aired, and one a month after.

    Bob Johnson (Voice of Self-Destruct Tape, uncredited) reprises his voice-over role from “Mission: Impossible” on which he was heard in 156 episodes. He also returned for the 1988 reboot of the show, but by this time his voice was on a disc, not a tape!  Johnson was also a voice-over heard on Desilu’s “Star Trek.”

    Uncredited background performers play the other embassy party guests, dancers, and the Sultan of Alzukar.  

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    The evening before this episode originally aired (October 27, 1968) “Mission: Impossible” aired an episode titled “The Mercenaries” guest starring Pernell Roberts (“Trapper John, M.D.”) and Vic Tayback (“Alice”).  Like “Here’s Lucy,” the show was seen on CBS TV and was produced and filmed at Paramount.  It was episode number 57, the third of season four.  

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    This episode is a spoof of the TV series “Mission: Impossible” (1966-73) which was a Desilu / Paramount series.  Had Lucille Ball not given the nod to the series in 1966, there would be no Mission: Impossible movies today!  What would Tom Cruise do?  

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    The episode uses the “Mission: Impossible” theme and original underscoring by Lalo Schifrin. The theme won a Grammy Award earlier in 1968.  The instantly recognizable theme song is saved for the final chase sequence.  

    Episode scribe Bob O’Brien co-wrote the screenplay for the Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film Fancy Pants (1950).  He was responsible for 54 episodes of “The Lucy Show.” This was the first of his 24 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  He would also write the Lucy specials “Lucy Gets Lucky” (1975) and “Lucy Moves to NBC” (1980), his last screen writing credit.  He died in 2005.  

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    Actor Joseph Ruskin (Korlik) introduces this episode on the “Here’s Lucy” DVD. He passed away shortly afterward.  

    On October 28, 1968 this episode was originally followed on CBS by an episode of “Mayberry R.F.D.” that also featured George DeNormand and Monty O’Grady as uncredited extras.  

    Trying to remember the recorded message, Lucy mistakes the word ‘embassy’ for ‘NBC’.  Although Lucille Ball was a long-time CBS TV star, she briefly ‘moved’ to NBC in 1980.  Although her final series “Life With Lucy” was produced and distributed by CBS, it actually aired on ABC, meaning Lucille Ball was seen on all three of the major networks!  

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    At the episode’s start, Lucille Ball wears the same light blue tweed suit she wore in the previous episode, “Lucy, the Conclusion Jumper” (S1;E5).  

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    Kim compares Agent Geller to James Bond, except taller and more handsome. Craig later say the idea of going in disguise is “kinda 007.” The sixth James Bond film On Her Majesty’s Secret Service was released in mid-December 1967 and starred George Lazenby as 007. The film would have been recently in cinemas when this episode was filmed.  

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    During the Embassy party the small band plays the Beatles song “Yesterday.” Released in September 1965, the song reached number one on the Billboard charts. Later in the party, the band  plays “The Sunny Side of the Street,” a 1930 song by Jimmy McHugh. It was introduced in the Broadway musical Lew Leslie’s International Revue.

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    Lucy, Harry, Craig and Kim impersonate the Royal Family of Capazonia.  As an Indian Prince, Craig says that in America he sees many more Nehru jackets. The Nehru jacket is a hip-length tailored coat with a mandarin collar modeled on the Indian garment worn by Jawaharlal Nehru, the Prime Minister of India from 1947 to 1964. The jackets were popularized in Europe and North America by the Beatles and the mods, a fashion movement. Several villains in the James Bond film series appear wearing a Nehru jacket.

    As the Maharani, Lucy must improvise a dance routine.  Although it starts off with Middle Eastern moves, Lucy turns it into a square dance. It then turns into an (American) Indian War Dance and a Charleston. It culminates with Lucy walking across hot coals and sticking her feet in a tub of champagne bottles for relief.

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    Although a treat for Lucy fans, the episode would be considered politically incorrect today for the use of dark make-up for Asian characters.  

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    As the Maharani, Lucy makes her entrance on a litter, just as Lucy Carmichael did when she played Cleopatra for the Danfield Community Players.  

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    Lucy’s impersonation of a Middle Eastern Maharani is a direct homage to "The Publicity Agent” (ILL S1;E32) where she created the character of the Scheherazade of Franistan. Even the voice is similar!  In that episode, Lucy Ricardo initially suggests calling the character a Maharani, but Ethel informs her that a Maharani is a Maharaja’s wife, so they settle on Maharincess, combining Maharani with Princess. Lucy later says she’s not a Maharincess but a Henna Rinses, a joke about her hair dye.

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    This is not the first time Lucy went undercover!  After seeing a James Bond film, Lucy and Mr. Mooney get embroiled in a spy caper that finds her disguised as Broadway star Carol Channing in “Lucy and the Undercover Agent” (TLS S4;E10).  

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    Another show that was produced by Desilu, “The Untouchables,” was similarly parodied by “The Lucy Show.”  Like this episode of “Here’s Lucy,” it disguised the character’s names, used the original program’s theme music, and employed the show’s iconic voice-over artist, Walter Winchell, who, like tape voice Bob Johnson, was heard on every episode, but never seen.  In that episode, Lucy was also forced to go undercover.  

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    Lucy’s improvised dance routine feels similar to when Lucy Ricardo had to blend in to a chorus line in “Lucy is Jealous of Girl Singer” (ILL S1;E10) in 1951. Despite every move being scripted and rigorously rehearsed, Lucille Ball was able to make it look convincingly improvised.

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    Product Displacement! At the party, the drummer in the band has the brand name taped over. The drummer for the specialty dance plays the bongos, but it is not timed well with the music playback. In an earlier episode, Craig’s drums also had the brand name taped over.

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    Props! When Lucy is perusing photographs of the Royal Family, Lucille Ball is actually holding a black and white photo of herself and her children used to promote “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    Props II! The magazine rack holds the November 10, 1967 issue of Time Magazine, published a full year before this episode aired. There is another issue of Time on the rack. News agents typically only sell the issue dated that week.  

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    “Lucy’s Impossible Mission” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Lucy blends her own back catalog with Desilu’s and comes up with some very funny (if improbable) stuff.  The very involved dance routine is a stand alone classic. 

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  • LUCY, THE CONCLUSION JUMPER


    S1;E5 ~ October 21, 1968

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ Written by George Balzer and Phil Leslie

    Synopsis

    When
    Kim and her classmate Don are talking about a household budget and
    visiting a city hall judge for a school project, Lucy jumps to the conclusion
    they are going to get married.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Don
    Crichton
    (Don)
    makes
    the second of his three appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  He was
    an Emmy nominated choreographer who worked on “The Carol Burnett
    Show” and “The Love Boat,” among others.

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    Sid
    Gould
    (Marriage
    License Office Clerk) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. This is the second of his 40 episodes of “Here’s
    Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin
    by marriage to Gary Morton.

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    Ben
    Stone
    (Clerk
    #2) was primarily a voice actor who worked on “Underdog”
    (1960-1964). He acted
    in the musical The
    Zula and The Zayda

    at the Paper Mill Playhouse in Millburn, New Jersey.  This is his
    final screen appearance.  

    Booker
    Bradshaw
    (First
    Groom in Line) was a voice actor and writer making his only
    appearance opposite Lucille Ball. He played Dr. M’Benga on the
    original “Star Trek,” a Desilu series.  

    Bruce
    Mars
    (Fourth
    Groom in Line) makes
    his only appearance on the series but had previously played boxer
    Sonny Shaw in “Lucy the Fight Manager” (TLS S5;E20) on “The
    Lucy Show.”  

    Laurie
    Mock
    (Fourth
    Bride) makes her only appearance with Lucille Ball.  As
    of 2006, she and her husband were running an urban real estate
    development company in Culver City, California.

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    Jack
    Donohue

    (Nasty Groom in Line, above left)
    was
    the director of this episode and 34 others. He also directed 107
    episodes of “The Lucy Show” where he was seen on screen as Man in
    the Bank in Lucy
    and the Bank Scandal” (TLS S2;E7)

    and “Lucy Conducts the Symphony” (TLS S2;E13).  He will be seen
    on camera in two future episodes, both of which he also directed.

    Jack Bannon (Last Groom in Line, above center) was the son of Bea Benadaret, who had played Iris Atterbury on Lucy’s radio show “My Favorite Husband” and elderly neighbor Miss Lewis on “I Love Lucy.”  Bannon was also a dialogue coach on his mother’s series “Petticoat Junction” in which he also appeared, as well as on “The Beverly Hillbillies.”  This is his only appearance opposite Lucille Ball.  

    Kevin Edwards (Draftee who cuts the Line) was an uncredited ballet dancer in Streisand’s Funny Girl (1968) and will return for a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.” These are his only screen credits.

    Other
    prospective brides and grooms are played by uncredited extras.  

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    Kim wants to budget $25 to $30 a month for a one bedroom apartment, which gets a laugh from the 1968 studio audience. In the mid-1950’s Lucy and Ricky Ricardo were paying $200 a month for their apartment.

    Lucy tells her daughter the real household budget includes $30 a month for the telephone bill and $29.40 for 3 bags of groceries. In 1968 these were comically supposed to be high prices, but today seem ridiculously cheap.

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    For
    the second week in a row, Lucy uses a catch-phrase from “Rowan and
    Martin’s Laugh-In”: “Here
    comes the judge! Here comes the judge!”
      The
    lines were first spoken on “Laugh-In” by Pigmeat Markham and later by Sammy Davis
    Jr. The
    show’s second half hour aired opposite “Here’s Lucy” on NBC.

    Don
    gets a job as a supermarket box boy.  This is a job that does not
    exist in today’s world. A box boy stood at the end of the
    supermarket check-out line and put the groceries in bags (or boxes,
    originally).  Today this position has been relegated to the cashier
    or (in self check-out) the shoppers themselves.

    Kim
    has a friend named Susie Meyers who just married the Clayton boy.  

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    The
    magazine rack behind Craig’s drum set holds the November 3, 1967
    issue of Time,
    which was almost a year old by the time this episode aired.  A
    cartoon drawing of conservative journalist William Buckley is on the
    cover.  There is also a copy of The
    New Yorker
    next to Time.

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    When a phone call tells Harry that he deals in antique carriages, Harry says “You mean surreys with the fringe on top”? This is a reference to a song from the 1943 musical (and 1955 film) Oklahoma! “The Surrey with the Fringe on Top.” The caller is looking for a dozen authentic buggy whips. Why an employment agency would deal in antiques – let alone carriages and buggy whips – is unclear.

    Harry
    gets some distressing personal news during a phone call from someone
    named Bill. His distraction gives Lucy time to do comic business of
    getting the cup of coffee (made with carpet sweeping compound kept in
    a coffee can) away from him without him noticing.

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    The
    Nasty Man

    (Jack Donohue)

    calls Lucy a “kooky redhead” and Harry “fatso”.
    After some name
    calling, Harry and the Nasty Man have a show down in
    the style Laurel and Hardy,
    alternately ripping each other’s clothes to shreds, all underscored
    with the Laurel and Hardy Theme “Dance of the Cuckoos” by Marvin
    Hatley. Not to be upstaged, Lucy also gets in on the action. The showdown soon erupts into a full-scale brawl at the
    marriage bureau.  

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    On a 1964 episode of “The Lucy Show” Lucy also mistakenly thought her teenage daughter was going to get married – to Mr. Mooney’s son!  Both go out of their way to assure they don’t elope!

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    Wet
    suits
    are inherently funny!  Jack Benny wore one in the second episode of
    “Here’s Lucy.”  Before that Lucy wore one on a trip to the beach
    with her daughter Chris on “The Lucy Show” and on “I Love Lucy”
    when meeting Orson Welles in Macy’s.  

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    Product Displacement! The
    brand name on Craig’s drums is taped over to avoid open promotion of
    the maker’s product without financial compensation.

    Say What? A phone caller tells Harry that he deals in antique carriages and he is looking for a dozen authentic buggy whips. Why an employment agency would deal in antiques – let alone carriages and buggy whips in 1968 – is unclear.

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    “Lucy, the Conclusion Jumper” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    The episode is sometimes as awkward as its title, although the scene at the license bureau is very funny physical comedy.  

  • LUCY AND MISS SHELLEY WINTERS

    S1;E4 ~ October 14, 1968

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    Directed by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Synopsis

    Shelley Winters needs to slim down before filming her new picture, so Lucy is employed as her private secretary and diet coach.

    Regular Cast

    Lucille Ball (Lucy Carter), Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter)

    Lucie Arnaz (Kim Carter) and Desi Arnaz Jr. (Craig Carter) do not appear in this episode.

    Guest Cast

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    Shelley Winters (Shelley Summers) was born Shirley Schrift in 1920 (some sources list 1922) in Illinois. Her screen acting career began in 1943 under the name Shelley Winter (no ‘s’). It culminated in two Oscars for Best Supporting Actress in the films The Diary of Anne Frank in 1960 and A Patch of Blue in 1966.

    She also won a 1964 Emmy. One of her final roles was as Nana Mary on TV’s “Roseanne.” Winters was married four times and known for her brash sexuality. She had an uncredited role in the 1946 Lucille Ball film Two Smart People. She died in 2006.

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    Bartlett Robinson (C.B.Wellborn) had played Mr. Wilkins in “Lucy Gets Trapped” (TLS S6;E2).  This is his only appearance on “Here’s Lucy.”  He died in 1986.

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    The title refers to her as “Miss Shelley Winters” just as she was billed in the 1955 film The Big Knife when she was between husbands having divorced Vittorio Gassman in 1954 and not married Anthony Franciosa until 1957. During “Here’s Lucy” she was also single, having divorced Franciosa in 1960 and not remarrying until the day before her death in 2006. The original title of the episode was “Lucy and Chubby.”

    This was the first time Shelley Winters guest starred on a sitcom.  She is the first guest-star on “Here’s Lucy” to have won a competitive acting Oscar at the time of her appearance (The Diary of Ann Frank in 1959). She was followed by:

    • Elizabeth Taylor – who earned an Oscar in 1960 and appeared on the show in 1970
    • Ginger Rogers – who earned an Oscar in 1940 and appeared on the show in 1971
    • Helen Hayes – who earned Oscars in 1931 and 1970 and appeared on the show in 1972. Hayes has the distinction of being the only multiple Oscar winner on the series as well as the only actor playing a distinctly different character than herself without her name in the title. [Winters plays Shelley Summers, and essentially is different from Winters in name only!]

    William Holden holds this same distinction on “I Love Lucy” and Ed Begley Sr. on “The Lucy Show.”

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    As the episode opens, Lucy is listening to Harry on the dicta-phone and decides to try out the newfangled recording machine for herself, first quoting a bit of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, then singing “The Man I Love,” a torch song by George and Ira Gershwin.  The song was written for, but deleted from, the 1924 Broadway musical Lady Be Good.

    Overhearing Lucy sing into the dicta-phone, Harry quips “Thank you, Tiny Tim!” Tiny Tim (born Herbert Buckingham Khaury in 1932) was a singer and ukulele player known for his cover of “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.” He was a regular cast member on “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” which aired opposite “Here’s Lucy” on NBC.

    Harryreminds Lucy that This is a business office, not Tin Pan Alley!Tin Pan Alley is the name given an area of New York City where music publishers and songwriters who dominated the popular music of the  late 19th century and early 20th century had their businesses. The origins of the name Tin Pan Alley are unclear but one account claims that it was a derogatory reference to the sound of many pianos playing (comparing them to the banging of tin pans).

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    Once Lucy leaves the office to get Harry’s lunch, Harry also uses the dicta-phone to record himself.   He sings “Shortnin’ Bread” by James Whitcomb Riley in 1900.  The song was famously sung by Vivian Vance as Ethel Mertz in “Ethel’s Home Town” (ILL S4;E15) in 1955.

    Satisfied with the sound of his voice on the playback, he remarks “Wayne Newton eat your heart out!”  Wayne Newton (born 1942) is a singer and entertainer who played a version of himself on “Lucy Discovers Wayne Newton” (TLS S4;E14).  He will make two appearances as himself on “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Lucy is looking forward to meeting movie producer C.B. Wellborn (no doubt named after Cecil B. DeMille), because she says hopes to break into show business, something Lucy Carter has in common with the otherLucy characters. “After all, lots of people are discovered in drug stores and elevators…”  This is a reference to the legendary but apocryphal story that actress Lana Turner was discovered at Schwab’s Drugstore in Hollywood.  In “Lucy Gets Into Pictures” (ILL S4;E18) Lucy went down to Schwab’s to be discovered but all she discovered was a stomach ache from too many ice cream sodas.  Dorothy Lamour was an elevator operator in Chicago when she was discovered.

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    When Lucy theatrically plays up to Mr. Wellborn, Harry says to her “That will be all, Theda Bara.”  Theodosia Burr Goodman (aka  Theda Bara, 1885–1955) was a silent film and stage actress. She was the first to play Cleopatra on film in 1917 (now lost). Lucy played Cleopatra on the very first color filmed “The Lucy Show” in 1963, in which Lucy was also compared to Theda Bara.

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    On the mantle of Summers’ apartment is a photo of Shelley Winters from the 1950 film Frenchie. She glances guiltily at the photo when she is about to overeat.

    Summers brags about having two Oscars, just like Shelley Winters. Wild in the Street starring Shelley Winters had opened in late May 1968. In December 1968 Winters opened in the film Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell starring Gina Lollobrigida.

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    Shelly Winters’ dresses were padded to make her appear bigger then she really was. This is done so that in the final scene she appears thinner in her new black dress.

    Shelley hides food all over her apartment:

    • A box of candy in the chandelier
    • A banana in a framed fruit basket
    • A bowl of spaghetti from the TV (which is actually a mini-fridge)
    • A whole pizza pie on the turntable of the stereo

    The scene is underscored with Theremin music, which is an electronic instrument mainly used during dream sequences and in sci-fi and horror movies. It was first used to underscore Lucy Ricardo’s dream of Ricky’s infidelity in “Lucy and the Dummy” (ILL S5;E3). It was also used in “Lucy Gets Mooney Fired” (TLS S6;E9) when Lucy Carmichael and Mr. Mooney are ‘gaslighting’ Mr. Cheever into rehiring him!

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    When Lucy catches her with the pizza, she claims it is a Dean Martin record and sings “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!”  “That’s Amore” was written by Harry Martin and Jack Brooks and recorded by Dean Martin in 1953.  “Amore” means “love” in Italian. Dean Martin guest starred on “The Lucy Show” in 1966 playing himself and his stunt double, Eddie Feldman.

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    Lucy discovers a rope of sausages hidden in the sofa cushion that Shelley claims are her love beads! Love beads were a necklaces worn by hippies in the 1960s as a symbol of peace and goodwill.

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    Shelley humorously remarks “Honey, they invented CinemaScope to get my hips in the screen!“  CinemaScope is an anamorphic lens used from 1953 to 1967 for shooting widescreen movies. Its creation in 1953 by 20thCentury Fox, marked the beginning of the modern anamorphic format in both principal photography and  movie projection. The anamorphic lens allowed the process to create an image almost twice as wide as the previously common format. Winters’ first CinemaScope film was I Died A Thousand Times in 1955.

    When Lucy bumps into Shelley and says she didn’t see her, Shelley replies “Baby,on a clear day you can see me from Catalina!”  The Island of Catalina off the California coast has been used as a punchline in “Lucy and Tennessee Ernie Ford” (TLS S5;E21) when the bell captain smugly says of a swanky hotel penthouse “On a clear day you can see Catalina.”  This same claim was made about the Cugamonga high rise apartment in “Lucy Helps the Countess” (TLS S4;E8). In reality, it is highly unlikely (even on a rare smog-free day) to be able to see Catalina from Los Angeles, which is nearly sixty miles away.

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    The episode allows Winters to stretch her comic abilities.  The script assigns her all the physical comedy that would normally be done by Lucy. Like Ball, Winters is game for anything and pulls it off.

    Other Hollywood stars have had their surnames slightly altered for their appearances, such as Joan Blondell (Joan Brennan) and Mel Torme (Mel Tinker).

    Callbacks

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    Preparing to make a home cooked meal for a hot date behind roommate Viv’s back, Lucy hides food all over the house in “Lucy Builds a Rumpus Room” (TLS S1;E11) just like Lucy Ricardo did when she faked a hunger strike in “Lucy Gets a Paris Gown” (ILL S5;E20).

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    Lucy Carmichael dieted and exercised at a fat farm in “Lucy and the Countess Lose Weight” (TLS S3;E21) in 1965. They wear pink sweat suits just like Shelley Winters!

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    Lucy Ricardo tried to lose weight to get into Ricky’s act (and a tight costume) in “The Diet” (ILL S1;E3) in 1951. I wonder if Lucy Ricardo’s workout clothes are also pink?

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    “Lucy and Miss Shelley Winters” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Oddly, Shelley Winters is basically playing herself, so it is unclear why she had to be re-named Shelley Summers.  Many “Lucy” guest stars have used their own names and played very different versions of themselves on screen (Wayne Newton and Joan Crawford, for example). This episode may be considered politically incorrect in today’s society, which seeks to celebrate the fuller figured woman and not measure acceptance by body size.

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  • LUCY THE PROCESS SERVER

    S1;E3 ~ October 7, 1968

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ 
    Written
    by George Balzer and Phil Leslie

    Synopsis

    Lucy
    plans a picnic on the beach with Kim and Craig but is called in to
    work by Harry, who asks her to deliver a summons and make a bank
    deposit.  Lucy gets the two mixed-up and loses the envelope of cash in a
    department store trash bin.  

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carter), Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim Carter), Desi Arnaz Jr. (Craig Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Reta
    Shaw
    (Mabel
    Ryker) started
    her career on the stage in such hits as Picnic
    (1953)
    and The
    Pajama Game
    (1954),
    for which she also did the film versions. She is best known for
    playing maids, such as in Disney’s Mary
    Poppins
    (1964)
    and TV’s “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir” (1968-1970), which she
    filmed concurrently with “Here’s Lucy.”  She made three
    appearances on “The Lucy Show” and she will make two more on
    “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Jonathan
    Hole
    (Floorwalker)
    was
    seen in eight Broadway plays between 1924 and 1934. His screen career
    began in 1951. This is the first of his two appearances on the
    series. He also played a department store employee in “Lucy
    Bags a Bargain” (TLS S4;E17)
    in addition to one other role on
    “The Lucy Show.”

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    Joan
    Swift
    (Salesgirl
    #1)
    made
    six appearances on “The Lucy Show.”  This is the first of her two
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Her final screen credit was 1975’s
    “Lucy Gets Lucky” with Lucille Ball and Dean Martin.

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    Vanda
    Barra
    (Salesgirl
    #2) was
    married to Sid Gould so is Lucille Ball’s cousin-in-law. She makes
    the first of her 23 appearances on “Here’s Lucy” as well as
    appearing in Ball’s two 1975 TV movies “Lucy Gets Lucky” (with
    Dean Martin) and “Three for Two” (with Jackie Gleason).  She was
    seen in half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.”  

    Frank
    Radcliffe
    (Stockboy
    #1) was known as as a specialty dancer in Hollywood musicals like My
    Fair Lady

    (1964), Sweet
    Charity

    (1969), and Li’l
    Abner

    (1959), among others.  This is his only television appearance and the
    only time he received screen credit for his work.

    Maurice
    Kelly
    (Stockboy
    #2) was an English-born actor who played a student in “Lucy and Viv
    Take Up Chemistry” (TLS S1;E26)
    .  This is the first of his three
    appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  He died at the young age of 46 in
    1974.

    Kathryn Janssen (Customer, uncredited) began doing background work in 1966. She was often seen on both “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    Writer
    Phil Leslie had written one episode of “The Lucy Show.”  This is
    the first of his four episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  George Balzer
    was a longtime writer for Jack Benny making his debut writing for
    Lucille Ball.  With Leslie, he will write three more episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    The
    date this episode first aired the Motion
    Picture Association of America
    (MPAA) adopted their film rating
    system.  The only new Lucille Ball feature film to be rated by the
    MPAA after this date was Mame
    (1974,
    which was also Ball’s last feature film) which received a PG rating:
    Parental
    Guidance Suggested – Some material may not be suitable for
    children.
    This
    PG rating was not added to the system until 1972 to replace M (Mature
    Audiences) and then GP (All
    Ages Admitted – Parental Guidance Suggested).

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    Regarding
    the episode’s title:  Process servers are employed to notify
    individuals of their constitutional right to due process of law by
    “serving” them with a notification that states the legal issue
    that involves them. Originally, legal papers were typically served by
    a sheriff. As cities expanded in the United States this duty become a
    burden on law enforcement creating the need for lay individuals to
    deliver these papers legally and in a timely manner.

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    As
    the episode opens and closes, Lucy is singing “By the Beautiful
    Sea” in anticipation of their beach picnic.  “By
    the Beautiful Sea”
    was
    written by Harry Carroll and Harold R. Atteridge in 1914 for the
    Broadway musical For
    Me and My Gal
    .

    It was sung by Lucy and the “I Love Lucy” cast in “Mertz and
    Kurtz” (ILL S4;E2)
    .  

    The
    client that wants the summons delivered is named Mr. Draper.  Harry
    speaks to him on the telephone.  

    Lucy
    is sent to find Mrs. Ryker at the (fictional) Empire Department
    Store.

    Craig’s
    mentions a friend named Danny.

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    When
    Craig says he has some bad news Lucy wearily sits down and says “I
    have a feeling this is going to be sock-it-to-me time!”  “Sock it
    to me!”  
    was the catch phrase of
    “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In,”
    which aired opposite “Here’s Lucy” on NBC.  Dan Rowan and Dick
    Martin were both seen on “The Lucy Show” before landing their hit
    comedy variety show.

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    This
    is not the first time Lucy has been employed to serve a summons.
    Lucy Carmichael was assigned the task in “Lucy is a Process Server”
    (TLS S2;E27)
    where she had to serve Mr. Mooney (Gale Gordon)!

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    Lucille
    Ball has had a history of troubles in department stores, first at
    Macy’s in “Lucy and Orson Welles” (ILL S6;E3), then at Stacey’s
    in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (TLS S4;E17, above) also starring Jonathan
    Hole and “Lucy Gets Trapped” (TLS S6;E2), as well as at Bigelow’s in “Lucy and the Ceramic Cat” (TLS S3;E16).

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    Lucille
    Ball also had an encounter with a department store mannequin
    in the 1974 film Mame that involved dismemberment of the
    dummy!

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    “Lucy is a Process Server” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Although it feels a bit familiar at times, the script of this episode has a very clever (if a bit contrived) ending that ends with all the loose ends being tied up: justice is served AND Lucy and the kids get their picnic – albeit in the living room!

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  • LUCY VISITS JACK BENNY

    S1;E2 ~ September 30, 1968

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    Synopsis

    Lucy
    sees an ad for a bargain vacation in Palm Springs and decides to take
    the kids away for the  weekend. Not able to resist a bargain, Harry
    tags along. When they get there, they discover that the place is run
    by Hollywood’s most notorious cheapskate, Jack Benny, who nickles and
    dimes the foursome for the duration of their stay.  

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    Directed by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Regular
    Cast


    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy Carter)l, Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim Carter), Desi Arnaz Jr. (Craig Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Jack
    Benny
    (Himself)
    was born on Valentine’s day 1894. He had a successful vaudeville
    career, and an even greater career on radio with “The Jack Benny
    Program” which also became a successful television show. His screen
    persona was known for being a penny-pincher and playing the violin.
    Benny was a Beverly Hills neighbor of Lucille Ball’s and the two
    were off-screen friends. Benny previously appeared on “The Lucy
    Show” as Harry Tuttle (a Jack Benny doppelganger) in Lucy
    and the Plumber” (TLS S3;E2)
    , did
    a voice over cameo as himself in Lucy
    With George Burns” (TLS S5;E1)
    ,
    and played himself in “Lucy Gets Jack Benny’s Account” (TLS
    S6;E6)
    .
    This is the first of his
    three episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  Benny and Ball appeared on
    many TV variety and award shows together. He died in 1974.

    Sid
    Gould

    (Sam, Tour Guide) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,”
    all as background characters. This is the first of his 40 episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.

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    Jackie
    Gleason
    (Ralph Kramden, Tour Bus Driver, uncredited) was born in
    1916.  He became one of America’s most recognized all-around
    entertainers but is perhaps best remembered for his iconic character
    of bus driver Ralph Kramden on “The Honeymooners” which was seen
    on CBS just like “I Love Lucy.”  On “The Lucy Show” Lucy
    Carmichael frequently referred to Gleason even borrowing his “Away
    we go” exit in a couple of episodes.  In 1975 Gleason teamed with
    Lucille Ball for the CBS TV film “Three for Two.”  He died in
    1987.    

    Don
    Anderson

    (Man on Tour, uncredited) was seen in the last two episodes of “The
    Lucy Show” as well as making three appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.”  

    James
    Gonzales

    (Man on Tour, uncredited) was a popular Hollywood extra who first
    acted with Lucille Ball in the 1953 The
    Long, Long Trailer
    .
    He was previously seen on “The Lucy Show” as Stan Williams in
    Lucy
    Digs Up a Date” (TLS S1;E2)
    .
    He was seen in more than 20 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 3
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Monty
    O’Grady
    (Man on Tour, uncredited) was first seen with Lucille
    Ball in The Long, Long Trailer (1953) and played a passenger
    on the S.S. Constitution in Second
    Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14)
    . He was a traveler at the airport
    when The
    Ricardos Go to Japan”
     (1959). He made more than a dozen
    appearances on “The Lucy Show” and a half dozen more on “Here’s
    Lucy.”  

    Uncredited
    background performers play the other tourists.  

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    “Here’s
    Lucy” head writer Milt Josefsberg had been one of Jack Benny’s
    writers, accounting for the sharp dialogue and frequency of Benny’s
    guest appearances.

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    When
    Harry questions how Lucy can afford a weekend in Palm Springs, Lucy
    says “On
    what you pay me I can’t afford ten minutes in Cucamonga.”

    Cucamonga
    is
    a suburban city situated at the foothills of the San Gabriel
    Mountains 37 miles east of Downtown Los Angeles. Cucamonga became
    well known to fans of Jack Benny’s radio program, in which
    announcer Mel Blanc would call out: “Train
    leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azusa and Cu-camonga!”

    Blanc also said the city’s name as Bugs Bunny in the Warner Brothers
    cartoons.  Cucamonga was mentioned in “Lucy Helps the Countess”
    (TLS S4;E8)
    and “Lucy and the Soap Opera” (TLS S4;E19)

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    Benny’s
    guest register lists past guest Mr. and Mrs. Gregory Peck, Howard
    Hughes, Mr. and Mrs. Jack Lemmon, Mr. and Mrs. Steve McQueen, and Mr.
    and Mrs. Kirk Douglas, and Sheikh Bin Abdulla Fouad and wife and wife
    and wife and wife and wife.  Kirk Douglas made a cameo
    appearance in “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere” (TLS S4;E20, above photo)
    and was a long-time resident of Palm Springs.  Gregory Peck
    was mentioned (but never seen) on two episodes of “I Love Lucy.”
    Sheikh Bin Abdulla Fouad
    (1925-2015) was a real-life businessman, although his name is clearly
    being used for comic effect based on the Arab tradition of having
    multiple wives.  

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    Benny
    tells Harry that his room is more expensive but that it overlooks
    Raquel Welch’s patio.  When he learns that she sunbathes every day,
    miserly Harry eagerly agrees to the extra expense.  Voluptuous sex
    symbol Raquel Welch
    had three films in release in 1968.  Welch was also a real-life
    resident of Palm Springs. [Above photo is not from the episode.  Welch does not actually appear on the show!]

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    The
    desert city of Palm Springs was a favorite get-away spot for the
    Arnaz family.  Lucy, Desi, and their children had a home there and it
    was in Palm Springs that Desi chose to open a golf course and hotel,
    the Indian Wells Resort, which is still in business today. A statue
    to Lucille Ball is located in downtown Palm Springs.  Lucie Arnaz and
    her husband Laurence Luckinbill recently relocated from Connecticut
    to Palm Springs.  

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    Jack
    Benny only charges $3
    a night for rooms, but adds on ‘extra charges’:

    • $1
      an hour for binoculars
    • 50
      cents for golf ball retrieval
    • 10
      cents for picking an orange from his tree
    • Swimming
      is free, but 11 cents for towels (10 cents for the towel, one cent
      for tax)
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    When
    Lucy balks at paying a penny tax, Benny replies Go
    fight with Ronald Reagan!”
     Former
    Hollywood actor Ronald Reagan
    had been elected Governor of California in 1967, a position he held
    until 1975.  He was later elected 40th President of the United States and served until 1989.  Jack Benny did
    three episodes of “General Electric Theatre” (1953-1964) which
    was an anthology series hosted by Ronald Reagan. Ball met President Reagan when she was honored by The Kennedy Center Honors in 1986 (above).  No word whether they discussed taxes!  

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    Nearly
    sitting on Jack Benny’s famous violin, Lucy says that as a little
    girl she took five or six lessons.  Naturally she plays like a
    virtuoso but her performance is obviously mimed to pre-recorded
    music.  Lucille Ball had a rudimentary knowledge of the violin, which
    she learned for “The Lucy Show” (above photo) but the “Here’s Lucy” gag relied upon extremely
    difficult and technical playing that was well beyond her
    capabilities.  

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    When
    Kim and Craig are playing table tennis, Lucie Arnaz seems to ad lib
    the line “He
    plays like Lawrence Welk.”

    The scene required Desi to hit the ball over the fence.  Because the
    gag needed several volleys to get the timing right, it is possible
    Lucie felt the scene was getting dull and needed some vocal interest.
    Lawrence
    Welk

    was a popular bandleader and television personality who was
    frequently mentioned on “The Lucy Show.”  He will play himself on
    a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    Jack
    Benny tells Lucy that he is going on tour with Clyde McCoy, trumpet
    player and they will be billed as “Benny and Clyde.”  The line is
    an obvious pun on the title of the Oscar-winning 1967 film Bonnie
    and Clyde
    .
    Clyde
    McCoy
    (1903-1990)
    was jazz
    trumpeter
    whose
    popularity spanned seven decades. He is best remembered for his theme
    song, “Sugar
    Blues”
    written by Clarence
    Williams and
    Lucy Fletcher, as well as being the co-founder of Down
    Beat

    magazine
    in 1935.
    In
    1951,
    Down Beat
    was
    parodied on “I Love Lucy” as Half
    Beat

    magazine in “Men are Messy” (ILL S1;E8).  

    While
    preparing dinner Benny hums a bit of his
    theme song “Love in Bloom” by Ralph Rainger and Leo Robin.

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    The
    Tour Guide (Sid Gould, in his first of many series appearances) says
    they are late because “Bob
    Hope did more jokes than usual.”  
    Bob
    Hope

    was a long-time comedy partner of Lucille Ball’s doing four films
    with the redhead as well as appearing on “I Love Lucy” and “The
    Lucy Show”
     (also with Jack Benny). Hope was also a resident of Palm Springs.

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    Benny
    charges each of the tourists one dollar for a hot dog or hamburger, a
    tour of the house, and an autographed photo.  When
    bus driver Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason) enters, the underscoring
    plays the theme from “The Honeymooners” by Sammy
    Spear.  As
    the episode fades out Gleason utters his iconic catch phrase: “How
    sweet it is!”  

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    Palm
    Springs, California, was featured in 1955′s “In Palm Springs” (ILL
    S4;E26)
    starring Rock Hudson and 1966′s “Lucy and Carol in Palm Springs”
    (TLS S5;E8)
    starring Carol Burnett.  

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    Golf
    is what attracted Desi Arnaz to Palm Springs. The game, always good
    for a few laughs when Lucy is playing, was featured in 1954′s “The Golf
    Game” (ILL S3;E30)
    and 1964′s “Lucy Takes Up Golf” (TLS S2;E17) both
    of which starred Jimmy Demaret and Vivian Vance.                               

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    When
    Harry rings the doorbell at Lucy’s home, Lucy squints and peers at the opaque glass
    and solid wood door as if she could see through it and tell who is on
    the other side.  Sure enough, she is right!  

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    After
    hearing Lucy read the alluring newspaper ad for the Palm Springs
    accommodations, Harry remarks on what a bargain it is – despite
    that fact that Lucy never mentioned the actual price.  He doesn’t
    learn the rate until he arrives there, after driving more than 100
    miles!  

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    When
    Jackie Gleason comes out onto the patio, a few of the tourist extras
    look shocked and delighted to see him.  If he was their tour bus driver, they
    should not be all that surprised at his presence.  Gleason probably
    did not rehearse with the extras, who may have been kept in the dark
    about “the great one’s” cameo and been taken aback at his last
    minute walk-on role.  This has been hailed as one of the greatest
    cameos in television history.  

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    “Lucy Visits Jack Benny” rates 5 Paper Hearts out of 5

    The payoff for this very funny star-driven episode is the cameo by Jackie Gleason.  

  • RIP comedy legend SHELLEY BERMAN (1925-2017). Seen here shaking hands with Lucille Ball after her appearance on “What’s My Line” in 1961, the only time the two appeared together. 

  • MOD, MOD LUCY

    S1;E1 ~ September 23, 1968

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    Here’s
    Lucy” Background

    In
    December 1967 Lucille Ball sold Desilu Studios to Paramount.  “The
    Lucy Show” was in its sixth season and still at the top of the
    ratings for CBS. Ball was not interested in working for Paramount and
    “The Lucy Show” now had enough episodes to qualify for
    syndication, so she decided to form her own production company named
    Lucille Ball Productions (LBP) and produce a new show for CBS.
    First, she asked her own children Lucie Arnaz and Desi Arnaz Jr. if
    they would be interested in starring alongside her. Gale Gordon would
    co-star. Eventually, Mary Jane Croft would also join the cast.
    Ball’s husband Gary Morton would act as co-Producer and his actor
    cousins Sid Gould and Vanda Barra would round out the ensemble
    players.  Jack Donohue, who had directed 107 or the 156 episodes of
    “The Lucy Show,” would direct season one.  With the main cast in
    place and former “Lucy Show” writers Milt Josefsberg and Joe
    Singer in charge of scripts, “Here’s Lucy” premiered in September
    1968 in the same time-slot and evening formerly held by “The Lucy
    Show” and “I Love Lucy.”  For the first season, Paramount would
    co-produce the show with LBP.  

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    The
    premise of the show was similar to that of the first seasons of “The
    Lucy Show.”  Ball played widow raising two children on her own –
    in this case free-spirited teenagers played by Lucie and Desi. Using
    her own first name as usual, Lucy chose the surname CARter in order
    to repeat the AR combination of letters so successful in her marriage
    to Desi ARnaz and the characters Lucy RicARdo, and Lucy CARmichael.
    One story (possibly apocryphal) says that Carole Lombard’s mother was
    very superstitious and told Lucy these letters would be key to her
    future success.  Lucie and Desi were given freedom to chose their
    character names and selected Kim and Craig, respectively.  The show’s
    scripts would showcase their offscreen talents; Lucie’s singing and
    dancing, and Desi’s drumming.  

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    Once
    again, Gale Gordon, who had appeared on all of Lucille Ball’s
    successful radio and television programs, would play her employer,
    Harrison Otis Carter, proprietor of the Unique Employment Agency.
    This business’s name was taken from a 1967 episode of “The Lucy
    Show”
    .  Their motto was “Odd Positions for Odd people.”  On
    “Here’s Lucy” it would be “Unusual Jobs for Unusual People”
    and was sewn on a sampler that hung in their office.  Just as in the
    final seasons of “The Lucy Show,” Lucy and Harry would share an
    office.  Here, Harry would also be related to the Lucy character, as
    the brother of her deceased (but never mentioned) husband, Kim and
    Craig’s father.  Just like the latter seasons of “The Lucy Show,”
    the show would be set in Los Angeles.    

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    “Here’s
    Lucy” debuted on September 23, 1968 at 8:30 Eastern time on CBS.
    Its lead-in was the massively popular “Gunsmoke,” entering its
    14th season. “Here’s Lucy” was followed by the first
    season of “Mayberry R.F.D.,” a reformatted version of “The Andy
    Griffith Show,” just as “Here’s Lucy” was a reformatted version
    of “The Lucy Show.”  

    “Here’s Lucy” was aired opposite the
    second half hour of season two of “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In”
    on NBC.  Both Dan Rowan and Dick Martin were frequently seen on “The
    Lucy Show.”  On ABC “Here’s Lucy” was up against the third (and
    final) season of “Felony Squad,” a half-hour crime drama starring
    Howard Duff.  Duff and his wife played themselves on a 1959 episode
    of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.”  

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    The
    “Here’s Lucy” opening credit sequence featured a puppet created
    by Oscar-nominated Jim Danforth.  The figure hearkens back to the
    original stick-figure drawings that opened “I Love Lucy” and the
    first seasons of “The Lucy Show.” During the opening sequence,
    the Lucy puppet blows a kiss toward the name Gary Morton, Ball’s
    husband.  The theme song was composed by Wilbur Hatch, who had been
    involved with Lucy and Desi since “I Love Lucy.”  

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ 
    Written
    by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Synopsis 

    When Kim and Craig get a job performing at a birthday party for one of Uncle Harry’s clients, Kim gets laryngitis and Lucy must take her daughter’s place.  

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter) was born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began
    her screen career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of
    the B’s’ due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With
    Richard Denning, she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite
    Husband” which eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,”
    a television situation comedy in which she co-starred with her
    real-life husband, Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was
    phenomenally successful, allowing the couple to purchase what was
    once RKO Studios, re-naming it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960
    (in an hour-long format known as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so
    did Lucy and Desi’s marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu
    financially solvent, Lucy returned to the sitcom format with “The
    Lucy Show,” which lasted six seasons. She followed that with a
    similar sitcom “Here’s Lucy” co-starring with her real-life
    children, Lucie and Desi Jr., as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined
    the cast of “The Lucy Show” during season two. Before her death
    in 1989, Lucy made one more attempt at a sitcom with “Life With
    Lucy,” also with Gordon, which was not a success and was canceled
    after just 13 episodes.

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim Carter) is the real-life daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. She
    was born in 1951 just before the premiere of “I Love Lucy.”
    Lucille Ball was actually pregnant during the filming of the show’s
    pilot. Despite rumors to the contrary, Lucie Arnaz never appeared on
    “I Love Lucy.” Lucie played Cynthia (as well as other characters)
    on “The Lucy Show.”  She
    has been twice married, to actor Phil
    Vandervort (1971)
    and actor-writer Laurence
    Luckinbill (1980–present).
    She has three children  with Luckinbill: Simon, Joseph, and Katharine.
    She now lives in Palm Springs, California, near the home once owned
    by her parents.

    Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Cartrer) is the real-life son of Lucille Ball. His 1953 birth was
    worked into the plot of “I Love Lucy” although Desi Jr. never
    played the role of Little Ricky Ricardo. He did, however, appear on
    the final half-hour episode of the series “The
    Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27)

    in
    a crowd scene. He was occasionally seen as Billy Simmons and other
    minor characters on “The Lucy Show.”  At the time of filming
    “Here’s Lucy” he was part of the band Dino Desi and Billy along
    with Dean Martin Jr. and Billy Hinsche. Arnaz
    was married to actress Linda
    Purl from
    1980 until 1981. In 1987, Arnaz married Amy Laura Bargiel.
    They
    lived in Boulder
    City, Nevada,
    with their daughter, and own the Boulder Theatre, a cinema converted
    into a theatre and home to the Boulder City Ballet Company.
    Amy
    died in 2005 after a long battle with cancer.

    Desi Arnaz
    has a daughter, Julia.

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    Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter) was said to be the highest paid radio artist of the
    1930’s and was in such demand that he often did two or more radio
    shows a day. His professional collaboration with Lucille Ball started
    in 1938 as the announcer of Jack Haley’s “The Wonder Show”
    (Wonder Bread was their sponsor). He played Mr. Atterbury on Lucy’s
    “My Favorite Husband” and was a front-runner for the part of Fred
    Mertz on “I Love Lucy.” When scheduling prevented his
    participation, he appeared as Mr. Littlefield, the Tropicana’s
    owner in two
    episodes
    of
    the show. In addition to Mr. Littlefield, he played a Judge in “Lucy
    Makes Room for Danny,”
    a
    1958 episode of “The Lucy–Desi Comedy Hour.” “The Lucy Show”
    solidified his partnership with Lucille Ball for the rest of their
    careers. He went on to play Harrison Otis Carter in “Here’s
    Lucy,” Omar Whittaker in “Lucy Calls The President,” and Curtis
    McGibbon in “Life with Lucy.” He died in 1995 at the age of 89.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Doris
    Singleton

    (Doris Singleton) created the role of Caroline Appleby on “I Love
    Lucy,” although she was known as Lillian Appleby in the first of
    her ten appearances. She made two appearances on “The Lucy Show.”
    This is the first of her four appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Unusually,
    the actor gets to use both her first and last names as her
    character’s names. Her birth name, however, was Dorthea.

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    Lew
    Parker
    (Mr. Caldwell, above right) is probably best remembered as
    the restaurateur father of Ann Marie, Marlo Thomas’ character on
    TV’s “That Girl” (1966-71). He made five appearances on “The
    Lucy Show.”  This is the first of his two appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Nancy
    Roth
    (Laurie Caldwell, above center) had played Lucille Ball’s
    stepdaughter in the film Yours, Mine and Ours released earlier
    in 1968.  She made only three more television appearances before
    leaving the business.  

    The
    character’s first name is not spoken in the dialogue.

    Nancy
    Howard
    (Mrs. Caldwell, above left) along with Nancy Roth, also
    appeared with Lucille Ball in Yours, Mine and Ours (1968).
    This is the first of her four appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Monty
    O’Grady
    (Party Guest, uncredited) was first seen with Lucille
    Ball in The Long, Long Trailer (1953) and played a passenger
    on the S.S. Constitution in Second
    Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14)
    . He was a traveler at the airport
    when The
    Ricardos Go to Japan”
    (1959). He made more than a dozen
    appearances on “The Lucy Show” and a half dozen more on “Here’s
    Lucy.”

    Don
    Crichton
    (Featured Dancer, uncredited) makes the first of his
    three appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  He was an Emmy nominated
    choreographer who worked on “The Carol Burnett Show” and “The
    Love Boat,” among others.

    Carole
    Cook

    (Lucille Ball’s Singing Voice in “All Alone”, uncredited) played
    Thelma Green on “The Lucy Show” as well as many other characters.
    She was a protege of Lucille Ball’s during the Desilu Playhouse
    years. Although born as Mildred Cook, Ball suggested she take the
    name Carole, in honor of Lucy’s great friend, Carole Lombard. Cook
    appeared on camera in five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Uncredited
    background performers play the party guests and the musicians.  

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    This
    is the first and only appearance of Doris Singleton as Harry’s
    competent and efficient secretary. Originally intended to be a series
    regular, the character was dropped to show more of Lucy’s family life
    with her kids rather than her job.

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    When
    Harry balks about hiring family, Lucy says “Suppose the
    Smothers Brothers didn’t hire relatives. We’d only have one Smother!”
    A month before “Here’s Lucy”
    premiered, CBS presented a four episode series titled “The Summer
    Smothers Brothers
    Hour.”  Season 3 of their popular variety show premiered a week
    later. Lucille Ball was obviously in favor of nepotism.  “Here’s
    Lucy” employed her children, her husband, her cousins-in-law, and
    (in season two) her cousin Cleo.  

    It
    is established that Lucy has been working for Harry for two years.

    The
    Carter’s doctor is named Schwartz.  

    Harry
    wants to book “that English band” but cannot remember
    their name. “The Grasshoppers?  The Caterpillars?  The
    Centipedes?  The Beatles!”
     Just a few weeks after this
    episode aired saw the release of the Beatles’ film Yellow
    Submarine
    .  The Beatles were previously mentioned on “The
    Lucy Show.”  

    Harry
    refers to Lucy as “the Lucrezia Borgia of the typists.”
    Lucrezia Borgia
    (1480-1519) was the daughter of Pope Alexander VI
    and was rumored to have taken part in murders by poison.  Harry is
    likely inferring that her typing is deadly (very bad).  

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    Harry
    tells Mr. Caldwell that their company motto is “The difficult we
    do immediately.  The impossible takes a little longer.”
     The
    slogan may have originated with the US Army.  

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    When
    Lucy hears Kim has gone surfing the afternoon before her singing gig
    she is worried. “Does Mahalia Jackson go surfing before
    she sings?”  
    Mahalia
    Jackson
    (1911-1972) was a
    black gospel singer dubbed ‘The Queen of Gospel’ and who was one of
    the most popular singers in the world.  Jackson played an integral
    role in the civil rights movement of the 1960s.  

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    When
    Lucy comes up with the idea to take Kim’s place at the party, she
    says to Craig “Sonny – meet Cher.”
    In 1967 the husband and wife singing duo had released the album “In
    Case You’re In Love” which featured top 100 hits “The Beat Goes
    On” and “Little Man.”  Cher’s
    mother, fashion model Georgia Holt, had appeared on both “I Love
    Lucy”
    and “The Lucy Show.”  Cher and Lucy would appear on an
    Emmy-nominated special together in 1979 (above).  

    The
    script has Lucie Arnaz play charades to relate how she got
    laryngitis. Pantomime was one of Lucille Ball’s favorite skills, so
    naturally she wanted to encourage her daughter’s mime skills.  Lucie
    receives a round of applause from the studio audience at the
    conclusion of the charades.  

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    As
    the party scene opens, the band (featuring Craig on drums) is playing
    “Goin’
    Out Of My Head,”

    a song written by Teddy
    Randazzo and
    Bobby
    Weinstein,
    initially recorded by Little
    Anthony and The Imperials in
    1964.
    The lyrics are not heard here. “I Know A Place” by Tony Hatch was recorded in 1965 by Petula Clark.  It is here performed as a dance number without lyrics.  

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    All
    Alone”

    by Irving
    Berlin interpolated
    into the Broadway show The
    Music Box Revue of 1924
    .
    It is here performed
    by Lucille
    Ball (conspicuously
    dubbed by Carole
    Cook).
    Because Lucille Ball had used her own voice in songs during “The
    Lucy Show,” the dubbing sounds nothing like her own voice. 

    Choreography
    was by Jack Baker’s history with Lucille Ball dates back to
    choreographing “Nobody Loves the Ump” in 1956, a song featured on
    “Lucy and Bob Hope” (ILL S6;E1).  He also staged dance numbers on
    “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” and “The Lucy Show.”  This is the
    first of 16 choreographic credits on “Here’s Lucy.”  He also
    directed three episodes of the series.  Baker was assisted by Anita
    Mann, who would also appear on camera in two episodes. She went on
    to choreograph the “Solid Gold” dancers.  

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    Desi
    Arnaz Jr. later said that he was very proud of his first on-camera
    drum solo in front of his mother.  

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    The
    first time Lucille Ball went mod was in the location-filmed special
    “Lucy in London” (1966).  

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    In
    “Viv Visits Lucy” (TLS S5;E15) Lucy and Viv don mod outfits to
    fit in with the crowd on Sunset Strip.

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    Harry
    hiding a pie in the globe when he’s supposed to be dieting is
    reminiscent of when Lucy Ricardo went on a hunger strike in “Lucy
    Gets a Paris Gown” (ILL S5;E20)
    yet had food hidden all around her
    hotel room.  

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    Lucy pronounces ‘bar mitzvahs’ as ‘bar mitzvers’, perhaps for comic effect. Lucille Ball was married to Gary Morton, a man of Jewish heritage, so would have known the proper pronunciation, but Lucy Carter may not!  

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    “Mod, Mod Lucy” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    While this episode nicely lays out the themes of the series (the generation gap) and allows Lucie and Desi Jr. a showcase, it is a bit disturbing for Lucy’s voice to be dubbed and her playing younger without it being the butt of the joke is a bit uncomfortable to watch. 

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