• LUCY PROTECTS HER JOB

    S2;E14
    ~ December 22, 1969

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    Directed
    by Danny Dayton ~ Written by Sam Perrin and Ralph Goodman

    Synopsis

    When
    Lucy fears her job is in danger, Kim pretends to be an bumbling
    secretary to make Harry appreciate Lucy even more!  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter) does not appear in this episode.

    Guest
    Cast

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    Mary
    Jane Croft

    (Mary Jane) makes
    her third series appearance as Mary Jane. Croft played Betty Ramsey
    during season six of “I Love Lucy. ” She also played Cynthia
    Harcourt in “Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)

    and
    Evelyn Bigsby in “Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83.

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    Robert
    Carson

    (Mr. Morgan, Harry’s Golf Partner) was
    a busy Canadian-born character actor who appeared on six episodes of
    “The Lucy Show.” This is the second of his five appearances on
    “Here’s Lucy.”

    Although
    Carson is credited as Mr. Morgan, his name is never spoken in the
    dialogue.

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    Wanda
    Clark

    (Secretary) was Lucille Ball’s real-life secretary for 27 years.
    She was also maid of honor at Lucie Arnaz’s wedding to Phil
    Vandervort in 1971. This is Clark’s only screen appearance.

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    This
    is the first of four episodes written by Ralph
    Goodman
    ,
    two of which were with Sam
    Perrin
    ,
    who  previously wrote “Lucy, the Cement Worker” (S2;E10) with
    George Balzer. This is the first of two episodes directed by Danny Dayton.  Born in Jersey City, New Jersey, Dayton was primarily an actor who had appeared on Broadway in Guys and Dolls and was also in the 1955 film version. 

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    Wanda
    Clark

    introduces this episode on the series DVD. She says that she got the
    role because Lucy admired how fast she could type, something Lucy
    thought was important to the character.  But the typewriter on the set
    was a manual and Clark had been using an electric for many
    years – so she had to fake it.  

    This
    is the final episode before Christmas 1969. Fans have noted that
    “Here’s Lucy” is the only “Lucy” sitcom not to feature a
    holiday-themed episode.  

    When
    Mary Jane tells Lucy her nail polish color is Abalone
    Pink
    ,
    Lucy replies “Good!
    Then I can bite my nails on Friday.”

    This may be a reference to the fact that Catholics were not supposed
    to eat meat on Fridays, abalone being shellfish popular in the waters
    off Southern California.  Although this rule was relaxed and limited
    to Lent in 1966, many Catholics hung on to the practice for many
    years. While Lucy was not a Catholic by birth, she converted for her
    marriage to Desi Arnaz. Her husband at the time, Gary Morton, was
    Jewish.  

    Harry
    asks for the file on the Dawson
    account.  The surname was used in the previous episode to refer to
    one of Kim’s dates.

    Harry
    gives Lucy roses, despite saying he was allergic to them in “Lucy
    and Harry’s Tonsils” (S2;E5)
    . He says they cost $12.50 a dozen.
    Today the cost of roses varies widely; anything
    from $10 or under for a dozen red roses at the local corner store, to
    $20
    at
    the supermarket, to more than $90 at a high-end florist.

    In
    her second scene Mary Jane wears the same black dress with white
    collar and cuffs that she has worn on two of her previous
    appearances.  On this series, her wardrobe choices seem to be
    limited.

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    Harry
    Gives Lucy a framed photograph of himself as a gift.  This is the
    same photo that hangs over Harry’s mantle at home. It is actually a
    colorized black and white photo of Gale
    Gordon

    as Mr. Mooney that was seen several times on “The Lucy Show.” 

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    At
    first glance, the photo is curiously cropped, with lots of ‘head
    room’. This is to later facilitate Lucy impaling it on the ram’s
    horns on the wall.  

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    This
    is the episode where Lucie Arnaz appears to want to follow in her
    mother’s footsteps and is given the material to shine as a comic
    actress.  The script has Kim cast in a theatre production where she
    plays an incompetent secretary who messes everything up (not unlike
    Lucys Carter and Carmichael). Kim even imitates Lucy Ricardo’s
    famously inflected “Well…”
    when thing don’t go her way.  

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    As
    Shirley Shoppenhauer, the new secretary, Kim says Harry is
    “so
    Cary
    Grant-ish”
    !  Harry says people compare him more with Jack
    Lemmon
    .
    Later, Kim/Shirley calls him “a regular Milton
    Boil.

    Harry
    dictates a letter to Robert Carlton Enterprises.

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    With
    her broad New York accent, Kim/Shirley answers the phone “Carter’s
    Eunuch Employment Agency.”  

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    Whenever
    viewers see a fan next to a stack of papers, they can be assured
    those papers are headed for the floor!  

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    Similarly, at the end of the
    episode, Harry notices that the water cooler jug is empty.  Any
    regular viewer knows that where there’s water, Harry will end up wet!
     Sharp eyes may notice both the fan and the water cooler before they
    have even been used for their comic purposes.  

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    This
    episode is thematically similar to “Lucy’s Substitute Secretary”
    (TLS S5;E14)
    where Lucy Carmichael fears for her job and dons a variety of outrageous disguises.  

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    Sitcom
    Logic Alert!

    Harry does not recognize his own niece even face to face! 

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    Props! When
    Harry opens the file cabinet drawer to show Kim/Shirley the “old
    accounts” the drawer is completely empty!  In an earlier scene,
    Lucy opened the drawer above it to find the Dawson file and the file
    drawer was clearly labeled “new accounts.”  Amazingly, Harry
    opens the same drawer to show Kim/Shirley the “new accounts.”
    The acute attention to detail here is probably just happenstance.  

    Let It Fall! When
    Kim/Shirley purposely opens the file cabinet drawer so that Harry
    will bump his head, a metal vase atop the filing cabinet falls to the
    floor. Lucie notices it but, like the stamps that litter the office
    floor, no one picks it up.

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    “Lucy Protects Her Job” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    The
    highlight of this episode is clearly Lucie Arnaz’s bravura
    performance as Shirley Shoppenhauer.  For the first time in her
    career, it is apparent that Lucie Arnaz shares her mother’s sense of
    comedy and ability to create characters.  It is delightful to watch
    Lucille Ball/Lucy Carter react on screen to her daughter’s amazingly
    funny performance. For die-hard Lucy fans, the cameo by Lucille
    Ball’s real-life secretary Wanda Clark is a treat.
       

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  • LUCY AND THE BOGIE AFFAIR

    S2;E13
    ~ December 15, 1969

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    Directed
    by Herbert Kenwith ~ Written by Pat McCormick and Jim McGinn

    Synopsis

    When
    Kim and Craig find a stray dog in the rain, they take it home and
    name it Bogie.  Next morning, it gives birth to a litter of puppies!  Just as they’ve managed to give away all the puppies to
    good homes, Harry hears that there’s a reward and they have to
    retrieve them again!  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Lord
    Nelson

    (Bogie) makes his fourth appearance with Lucille Ball after playing
    Nelson, Mr. Mooney’s dog in three episodes of “The Lucy Show.”  

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    Jack
    LaLanne

    (Himself) was a nationally known exercise guru who owned a chain of
    health clubs and hosted a long-running television show from 1952 to
    1983.  

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    Happy
    (Himself)
    is Jack LaLanne’s dog.  He appeared with LaLanne on many of his
    television shows.

    Eugene
    Molnar

    (Jack’s Cameraman) appeared on four episodes of the series. These
    are his only screen credits.

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    Sherry
    Alberoni

    (Candy) was a second-season replacement Mousketeer on “The Mickey
    Mouse Club” (1955).  She also dubbed Patty Duke’s vocals in the
    film
    Valley of the Dolls

    (1967).  This is her only appearance with Lucille Ball. 

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    Steve
    March

    (Steve) is
    the son of Mel Torme and the adopted son of the Arnaz family’s
    friend, Hal March.
    Mel Torme appeared several times on “The Lucy Show.”  Hal March
    appeared on “I Love Lucy.”  Steve March will appear in one more
    episode starring Sammy Davis Jr. and will write a song for an episode
    starring Ann-Margret.  

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    Debbie
    Westcott

    (Debbie Westcott) was the daughter of Desilu Prop Master Kenneth
    Westcott.  This is her only screen credit.

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    Irwin
    Charone
    (Mr.
    Farnsworth) made five appearances on “The Lucy Show.” The
    expressive character actor also did an equal number of “Here’s
    Lucy” episodes. He died in January 2016 in Maplewood, New Jersey,
    at the age of 93.

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    This
    is the first of 14 episodes directed by Herbert
    Kenwith
    .
    Born in New Jersey, Kenwith started out as an actor on Broadway, and
    then produced 65 productions at Princeton’s McCarter Theatre. One of
    these starred a young Lucille Ball, in a show headed to Broadway but
    never made it due to the serious illness of its leading man. He died
    in 2008 at the age of 90.  

    This
    is the first and only episode of the series written by comedian
    turned writer Pat
    McCormick
    .
    McCormick previously wrote “Lucy in London” in 1966.  This is
    the only episode written by Jim
    McGinn

    as well as his only collaboration with McCormick.  

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    Lucille
    Ball was a dog lover and owned many dogs during her life.  

    Kim
    and Craig name the dog they find Bogie because it had the same sad
    look standing in the rain as Humphrey
    Bogart
    does
    at the end of 1942’s Casablanca.

    When
    Kim effusively hugs her mother when she comes home, Lucy reminds her
    she was “just
    at work, not walking on the moon!”

    The moon
    walk

    of John Glenn and Buzz Aldrin occurred on July 20, 1969 just after
    this episode went before the cameras.  

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    Coming home in a
    thunderstorm, Lucy unwittingly says “It’s
    not a fit night out for man, nor beast!”

    not knowing the kids have hidden Bogie in the kitchen. Lucy
    initially attributes the quote to Shakespeare (wrong!) and then to
    W.C.
    Fields

    (right!). The line was spoken by Fields in the 1933 film The
    Fatal Glass of Beer. 
    The quote was also spoken by Gale Gordon in “Lucy and the Monsters” (TLS S3;E18)

    When
    Lucy sees Bogie in the kitchen, she jokes that he’s a shaggy horse
    and calls him “Matt
    Dillon’s last mount!”

    Matt Dillon was a character played by James Arness (above) on “Gunsmoke,”
    the long-running western that was “Here’s Lucy’s” lead-in on CBS.

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    After
    Lucy agrees to let Bogie stay, she says “If
    you want anything, just whistle”

    paraphrasing Lauren Bacall’s famous line to Humphrey Bogart in the
    film To
    Have and Have Not
    (1944).

    The
    nine puppies go to:

    1. Stevie – Craig’s girl crazy classmate
    2. Blanche
      – Lucy’s lonely friend from New Orleans
    3. Candy
      – Kim’s friend looking for the latest trend
    4. Pauline
      Lopus – Lucy’s friend looking for a watchdog
    5. Debbie
      Westcott – Craig’s classmate who takes a puppy in exchange for
      going steady with Craig  
    6. Natalie
      Schwartz (unseen) – a friend of Craig’s
    7. Freddy
      Dawson (unseen) – a friend of Kim’s

    Lucy tries to give one
    to Jack LaLanne but he ends up giving her one of his dog Happy’s pups
    instead.  Including the one she was intending to give LaLanne, this
    still leaves one puppy unaccounted for by the script.

    Lucy’s
    telephone call with an unseen Blanche
    from New Orleans is likely a nod to Tennessee Williams’ 1947 play and
    1951 film A
    Streetcar Named Desire
    ,
    whose principal character Blanche Dubois lives in New Orleans.

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    To
    convince Candy that owning old English Sheepdog puppies is the newest
    fad, Kim crops photos of the pups with music celebrities Barbra
    Streisand
    and
    Herb
    Alpert
    and
    tapes the photos to the inside of her locker.  In 1969 singer
    Streisand won an Oscar for her performance in the film Funny
    Girl.

    Herb Albert was a trumpeter who performed with his group the Tijuana
    Brass.  In 1969 they released the album
    Warm.

    Lucy’s
    telephone call with the unseen Pauline
    Lopus

    is a tribute to her childhood friend Flo Pauline Lopus, whose name
    used on many Lucille Ball sitcoms.  

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    Harry
    has been diagnosed with an allergy to dog fur.  In “Lucy and
    Harry’s Tonsils” (S2;E5)
    we learn that Harry is also allergic to
    flowers.  

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    Harry
    dictates a letter to Rylander,
    Mosier and Tebbit.

    These names are Gale Gordon’s go-to addressees for dictation, having
    been used on both “Here’s Lucy” and on “The Lucy Show.”  

    Craig
    says he is now going steady with both Debbie Westcott and Natalie
    Schwartz. Kim has to go the prom and the spring formal with Freddy
    Dawson (who she calls “The Creature from the Black Lagoon”).
    Both Natalie and Freddy don’t appear on camera. In real life, Natalie
    Schwartz

    was a wealthy friend of Lucille Ball’s from Rancho Mirage.  Her
    husband Danny was the owner of Elmhurst Dairies in Queens, NY.  

    Trying
    to get the reward for Bogie and the nine pups, Harry appoints himself
    banker
    of
    the group. This is ironic since Gale Gordon’s previous character
    with Lucille Ball was banker Theodore J. Mooney.  

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    In
    the high school scenes, Craig wears his letter sweater with the large
    “A” on the chest. It was mentioned in “Lucy and Carol Burnett”
    (S1;E17, above)
    that Kim and Craig attend Angeles High School. In that
    episode, many of these sweaters were worn by the boys in the chorus
    of the musical fundraiser.  

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    Humphrey
    Bogart never appeared on screen with Lucille Ball. However, in
    “Ricky’s Movie Offer” (ILL S4;E5) Desi Arnaz does an impression
    of Bogart.  

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    In
    “Lucy and the Andrews Sisters” (S2;E6) Lucy blows a kiss to a
    large poster of Bogart from the movie Casablanca. Coincidentally, a poster of W.C. Fields – who Lucy quotes in the episode – is hung next to Bogart!

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    Lucy’s
    children bring home a dog against their mother’s wishes, just like
    Little Ricky did in “Little Ricky Gets a Dog” (ILL S6;E14).  

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    The only other “Lucy” show to feature more dogs was “Lucy and Viv Learn Judo” (TLS S1;E22) in 1963.

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    Shut the Door!  When Harry comes in to share the news about the reward, he leaves the front door open – in a house with unleashed dogs!  

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    Where the Floor Ends!  In
    Jack LaLanne’s studio and in the Carter home, the camera pulls back
    too far and reveals the cement stage floor.  This is a weekly
    occurrence.  

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    “Lucy and the Bogie Affair” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    This
    episode is for dog lovers!  The cute puppies and shaggy Bogie are the
    best parts.  There is some attempt at a funny montage of getting rid
    of the dogs to various owners, but it lacks comic rhythm.  Jack
    LaLanne was a better fitness coach than an actor!  Unusually, the
    comic finale of the episode happens off-screen!

  • LUCY AND THE GENERATION GAP

    S2;E12
    ~ December 8, 1969

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    Directed
    by Jack Baker ~ Written by Fred S. Fox and Seaman Jacobs

    Synopsis

    Kim
    and Craig are in charge of producing the school play.  At a loss for
    ideas, they recruit Lucy and Harry to be in a musical about the
    generation gap.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Cecil
    Gold

    (Fred) danced in one more episode of the series; the same episode
    directed by Jack Baker. Lesley Evans (Janet) was a dancer on the Dick Clark series “Where the Action Is” and also played nurses on several episodes of “M*A*S*H.”  

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    Victor
    Sen Yung

    (Murphy Irving Fong) was best known for playing the cook Hop Sing on
    “Bonanza.”  He was previously seen as the Waiter in “Lucy’s
    Birthday” (S1;E8)
    .  

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    The
    ‘Slave Girls’ are played by:

    • Sheila
      Denher

      was also glimpsed in the background of the film musicals Bye
      Bye Birdie
      (1963)
      and Hello,
      Dolly

      (1969).  
    • Fran
      Lee

      was the sister-in-law of Jack Gilford, who appeared in “Lucy Helps
      Craig Get a Driver’s License” (S1;E24)
      .  She appeared
      on radio and television under the names Mrs. Fix-It, Mrs. Consumer,
      and Granny Franny, to give advice on consumer issues and public
      health and safety.
      Lee led
      a successful consumer campaign that helped passed the “Pooper
      Scooper Law” in New York City, which made residents responsible
      for cleaning up after their pets.
      This is her only appearance with Lucille Ball.
    • Leslie
      McRae

      was Miss
      Hawaii in 1968. She was also second runner up to Miss World in 1968.
      This led to a film career that included producing a documentary film
      about the events of 9/11.  
    • Tara
      Glynn, Joanie Webster

      and Martiz
      Ko

      all make their only screen appearances with this episode.

    The
    “Card Girl” and the diners at Murphy’s Pizza Parlor are all
    uncredited background performers.

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    This
    is the first of two episodes directed by Jack
    Baker
    ,
    who was the choreographer for all of the Desilu series’ since the
    last season of “I Love Lucy.”  

    The
    final draft of this script was submitted on May 14, 1969.  Cate
    Blanchett was born on this date in Australia and is currently slated
    to play Lucille Ball in an upcoming biopic.

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    “Here’s
    Lucy” musical director Marl Young introduces the episode on the
    DVD.  

    It
    is rumored that Lucille Ball’s voice was dubbed in the songs, which
    were all pre-recorded and mouthed by the cast for the filming.  Since
    Lucy has no solo singing, it is difficult to tell if it is actually
    her voice or not on the soundtrack.  

    Craig
    jokes that he knows a Mormon, so he might be able to get the Mormon
    Tabernacle Choir

    for their school show.  The choir was previously mentioned in “Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50” (S1;E11).  

    When
    Lucy avoids eating pizza to preserve her figure, Craig says “Look
    what it did for Sofia Loren.” 
    Lucy
    digs in.  Sofia
    Loren

    is an Italian-born film actress of great beauty who won an Oscar for
    Best Actress in 1960.  

    Putting
    a quarter in the juke box, the music immediately plays the
    instrumental version of “I
    Know A Place”

    by Tony Hatch. The song was made popular in 1965 by Petula Clark.
    This is the fourth time the song has been heard on “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Craig
    uses the expression “Chinaman’s Chance” in front of Murphy
    (Victor Sen Yung), who says “Don’t
    apologize to me!  I’m Irish!”

    In reality, Victor Sen Yung was born in San Francisco but to Chinese
    immigrants.  

    Craig
    says that Harry is their only uncle, a fact that will be challenged when Lucy’s brother Herb is introduced in February 1972.    

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    Harry
    says that he was in Romeo
    and Juliet
    in
    college.  Because it was an all-men’s college, he played Juliet.  He
    stands up in the middle of Murphy’s and delivers Juliet’s monologue.
    This is the same part that Lucy Ricardo played in high school.  Like
    Harry, she delivered the monologue at the drop of a hat in “Lucy
    Meets Orson Welles” (ILL S6;E3).  

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    At
    the start of the first segment of the musical, Gale Gordon (and later
    Lucille Ball) is reading a magazine called ‘Roman Scandals.’  Roman
    Scandals
    is
    also the title of Lucille Ball’s uncredited film debut in 1933.

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    In
    the Greek section of the school play, Lucy plays Calpurnia and Harry
    is Caesar. Holding a bowl of fruit, she asks “Would
    you care for an orange, Julius?”
      Orange
    Julius

    is a chain of fruit drink stores that grew out of a single orange
    juice stand operated by Julius Freed in Los Angeles in 1926. The
    Orange Julius was named the official drink of
    the 1964
    New York World’s Fair.
    The business is currently owned by Dairy Queen.  

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    Kim
    is named Kimea and she wears a mini-toga. Craig is called Craigius
    and has long hair (thanks to his barber Delilah).  

    When Caesar
    (Harry) asks the weather, Calpurnia (Lucy) replies, “Hail,
    Caesar!” 

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    “Kids
    Are Bugged About Parents” is the first song of the play sung to the
    tune of “I’m
    Just Wild About Harry, ”

    a song written
    in 1921 by Eubie
    Blake
    for
    the Broadway
    show
    Shuffle
    Along
    .
    Like all the songs in the episode, it has special lyrics suited to
    the theme.  

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    In
    the Gay 90s segment, Harry plays Ambrose, the father.  Lucy and the
    kids don’t get different names in this segment.

    Craig
    wants to date Mary Lou. Kim wants to date Georgie Marshall.
    George
    Marshall
    was
    the name of the director who staged the first eleven episodes of
    season two of “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    The
    foursome sing “We’ll Just Cut the Old House in Two” which is sung
    to the tune of “Bicycle
    Built for Two”
    aka
    “Daisy Bell” written
    in 1892 by Harry
    Dacre.

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    In
    a nod to Desilu’s series “Star
    Trek”,

    at the opening of the space age segment, Craig (with the help of the
    Desilu special effects department) materializes in a transporter
    tube.  

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    Kim
    wants to go to Jupiter with Spencer.  When Lucy refuses because it is
    an overnight trip, Lucie reasons that Helen’s mother lets her go.
    Harry points out that Helen’s mother is a robot – and always
    “well-oiled.”  They sing “Kids”
    a song written by Lee Adams and Charles Strouse for the 1960 Broadway
    musical Bye
    Bye Birdie
    .
    The musical was filmed in 1963.  This song is originally about the
    generation gap, so it requires the least lyrical changes.

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    A
    pink phonograph used as a prop in the Gay ’90s segment was previously
    seen (somewhat incongruously) in the Navajo hogan in “Lucy and the
    Indian Chief” (S2;E3)
    .  

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    Gay
    ’90’s musical segments were seen on “I Love Lucy” in “Lucy’s
    Show Biz Swan Song” (ILL S2;E12)
    and “Mertz and Kurtz”
    (ILL S4;E2)
    .  

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    Shut
    the Front Door!
      The front door of Murphy’s Pizzeria is wide open in the second
    scene. This was common on “Lucy” sitcoms.  When the camera pans
    out to show the juke box, the cement stage floor is visible.

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    Wardrobe
    Malfunction!  
    During the dance break in “Kids Are Bugged About Parents” Lucy’s
    long hair momentarily gets snagged on Gale Gordon’s gold
    metal laurel.  Ouch!

    Lip
    Synch for Your Life!
      When the stage separates at the end of the Gay 90s segment, Lucie
    Arnaz stops mouthing the words to the song when others are holding
    out the last note.  

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    Sitcom
    Logic Alert!  
    A
    few months earlier, Kim and Craig’s school had to raise money just to
    afford a gymnasium.  The costumes and scenery here are far too lavish
    for any high school to afford.  

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    “Lucy and the Generation Gap” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    This
    is by far one of the best of the musical episodes. Desilu must have
    broke the bank on costumes and scenery for this episode. The theme
    of ‘generation gap’ is truly what the show was supposed to be about
    so it is nice to see it played out again in a musical theatre format.
    For all its lavish production values, the show has a neat symmetry:
    three segments from history, each one with one song, sung by all four
    cast members.  There is also far more clever ‘scene work’ here than
    in most musical episodes.  

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  • LUCY AND JOHNNY CARSON

    S2;E11
    ~ December 1, 1969

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    Directed
    by George Marshall ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Synopsis

    When
    Harry takes Lucy and the kids to the filming of an educational TV
    show, Lucy wangles their way into “The Tonight Show” instead.
    Playing ‘Stump the Band’, Lucy and Harry win dinner at the Brown
    Derby.  Unfortunately for Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon, Lucy seats
    herself at their table.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Johnny
    Carson

    (Himself) was born in 1925
    in Corning, Iowa.  He was a talk show host and comedian, best known
    for his 30 years as host of “The
    Tonight Show”
    (1962–92)
    for which he received six
    Emmy
    Awards. Johnny Carson
    and Lucille Ball appeared together many times on TV specials and
    award shows. Carson played himself on “Lucy Moves to NBC” in
    1980.  He died in 2005 as an icon of late night television.  

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    Ed
    McMahon
    (Himself)
    was born in 1923
    in Detroit, Michigan.  He was a comedian, actor, singer, game show
    host, and announcer. He is most famous for his thirty year run as
    Johnny
    Carson’s
    sidekick,
    announcer,
    and
    second
    banana
    on
    “The
    Tonight Show.”
    He acted with Lucille Ball on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977)
    as well as one more episode of “Here’s Lucy” where he does not
    play himself. He
    died in 2009.

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    Sid
    Gould

    (Maitre D’) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all
    as background characters. This is one of his 40 episodes of “Here’s
    Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin
    by marriage to Gary Morton. 

    Sid
    Kane

    (Waiter) was born in New York in 1911, just like Lucille Ball. In
    1971 he was a guest on “The Tonight Show.”
    This is his only appearance on a “Lucy” sitcom. 

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    Jim
    Henaghan

    (First Usher) was born in 1943 and is the son of performer Gwen Verdon (inset). This is his only
    appearance with Lucille Ball. 

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    Michael
    McClay
    (Second
    Usher) was born in 1949.  e was the son of Lucille Ball’s publicity
    director Howard McClay. In 1995 he wrote the book I
    Love Lucy: The Complete Picture History of the Most Popular TV Show
    Ever.

    This is his only screen appearance.  

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    Laurence
    Temple

    (Third Usher) was also born in 1949.  According to IMDB, he has two
    other screen credits. 

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    Mike
    Nicoletti
    (Fourth
    Usher) was born in 1949.  He is likely a relative of “Here’s Lucy”
    assistant director Louis Nicoletti (inset).  

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    Dede
    Ball

    (Woman in Audience, second row right on the aisle) was Lucille Ball’s mother. She was said to be in the audience of all her daughter’s TV
    shows.  She died in 1977 at the age of 84.  

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    Jack
    Berle
    (Audience
    Member in first row left on the aisle, uncredited) was
    the older brother of Milton Berle. This is the third of his eleven
    uncredited appearances on the series. He also did two episodes of
    “The Lucy Show.”

    Edward
    C. Short

    (Audience Member in last row left third seat in, uncredited) made his
    screen debut as a solo singer in the 1943 film musical Cabin
    in the Sky
    .
    This is his penultimate screen credit.

    Paul King (Audience Member, uncredited) makes the first of his five background appearances on “Here’s Lucy.” 

    Charles
    Cirillo

    (Restaurant Patron, uncredited) played a singing and dancing truck
    driver in “Lucy Helps Ken Berry” (TLS S6;E21).  This is the first
    of his two “Here’s Lucy” appearances.

    Chester
    Jones

    (Restaurant Patron, uncredited) makes the first of his four
    background appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    The
    final version of the script for this episode was dated August 6,
    1969, Lucille Ball’s 58th birthday.  

    This is the last of eleven episodes directed by film director George Marshall, originally hired for his experience with location shooting, something much needed for the first four episodes of season two. 

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    From
    1968 to 1980 Lucille Ball made 16 appearances on “The Tonight
    Show”
    with Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon.  One appearance was just
    two weeks before this episode initially aired. Desi Jr. made four
    “Tonight Show” appearances with Carson, while Lucie made only one.

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    At
    the time, “The Tonight Show” was done live in New York City.
    Occasionally, the show would be done from Los Angeles. In 1972 the
    show moved to Los Angeles permanently.  

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    After
    Craig jokes that Kim should wear three earrings, she quips
    “Very funny. Which one are you today? Rowan or Martin?”

    This is yet another of almost bi-weekly references to “Rowan
    and Martin’s Laugh-In,”
     “Here’s Lucy’s” phenomenally successful competition on ABC.    

    Lucy
    doesn’t want to say the word “bra” aloud with Craig in the room
    so she spells it out. Mentioning undergarments would have been
    unheard of on “I Love Lucy” or “The Lucy Show.”
    Occasionally, men’s boxer shorts were used for comic effect, but
    women’s ‘unmentionables’ were never mentioned or shown on air!

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    Harry
    plans to take Lucy and the kids to the taping of an educational TV
    panel show titled “The Origin of Money,” which Lucy says he
    drools over saying like he’s watching Raquel
    Welch
    take a bubble
    bath. The sexy movie star was first mentioned as Jack Benny’s Palm
    Spring neighbor in the second episode of the series. She was featured on the cover of Time Magazine (above) a few days before this episode first aired. 

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    Johnny
    makes his entrance on the episode smoking a cigarette. Carson
    was a heavy smoker for decades and in his early days on “The
    Tonight
    Show” he often
    smoked on-camera. As early as the mid-1970s, he would repeatedly say,
    “These
    things are killing me.”  
    His
    younger brother recalled that during their last conversation, Carson
    kept saying, “Those
    damn cigarettes.”

     He died of emphysema at age 79.

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    Ed
    McMahon uses his now classic intro of Carson: “Heeeeeeeere’s
    Johnny!”
    when handing Johnny the telephone. It is a call from Joey
    Heatherton, a singer/dancer who appeared on “The Tonight Show”
    six times. When McMahon hears ‘Joey,’ he thinks Carson is referring
    to Joey Bishop, who sat in for Carson as regular guest hos of “The
    Tonight Show” from 1965 to 1988 for nearly 200 episodes.  

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    Ed
    McMahon jokingly tells Johnny he went down to Hollywood Boulevard to
    see the stars in the sidewalk: Greer Garson, Debbie Reynolds, Douglas
    Fairbanks Jr., Dean Martin (no star, just lying there in person).
    Dean Martin’s persona of being a heavy drinker is contrasted with Ed
    McMahon’s. Martin was a guest star on an episode of “The Lucy Show” (above). 

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    Ed
    leaves Johnny a box containing a small tape recorder that leaves a
    message from Ed vowing to go on the wagon. During the playback, the
    “Mission: Impossible” music plays on the soundtrack. The message
    concludes with “This
    tape will self-destruct in five seconds.”

     This
    is a spoof of the TV series “Mission:
    Impossible”
    (1966-73),
    which was a Desilu / Paramount series. The instantly recognizable
    music is by Lalo Shiffrin.

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    The
    “Tonight Show’s” iconic multi-colored stage curtain is reproduced
    and the show’s theme music is used. “Johnny’s Theme” (aka
    “It’s Really Love” and “Toot Sweet”) was composed
    by Paul Anka.

    Johnny
    Carson’s monologue jokes about homes being carried away in landslides
    in Benedict Canyon, outside Hollywood. Just a few weeks after this
    script was finalized, Benedict Canyon was in the news regarding
    Charles Manson’s murder of Sharon Tate, who lived in the Canyon. He
    then jokes about Los Angeles traffic and the hippies on Sunset Strip,
    common fodder for comedians of the time.  

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    Lucy
    plays ‘Stump the Band,’ a staple audience participation game on “The
    Tonight Show.” Lucy stumps the band by singing “Snoops,
    the Lawyer”
    a song
    by Burt Kalmar and Harry Ruby made famous by Nora Bayes in 1920.
    Lucy says it is a novelty song that her father used to sing.  Because
    Lucille Ball’s father died when she was young, she rarely mentioned a
    father figure on her television shows.  It is ironic that she does so
    here, in the presence of her real-life mother, Dede.  

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    For
    winning ‘Stump the Band,’ Kim and Craig will be Carson’s guests at
    the Factory Discotheque (which will account for the characters’
    absence in the Brown Derby scene).  The
    Factory
    (named for the
    furniture business on the first floor) opened in 1968. Only a few
    years later, it transformed into Studio One, which was strongly
    associated with the LGBT community. Lucie Arnaz was one of the many
    celebrities who performed there during its heyday.

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    While
    the kids are at the Factory (which is not shown), Lucy and Harry are
    Carson’s guests at the Brown
    Derby for dinner. The
    real-life Hollywood
    Brown Derby
    restaurant
    was built by Wilson Mizner in 1929, the second of three Derby restaurants. Due to its proximity to movie studios, it became the place
    to do deals and be seen. Clark Gable is said to have proposed to
    Lucy’s friend Carole Lombard there and rival gossip columnists
    Louella Parsons and Hedda Hopper (who twice guest starred for Lucy)
    are recorded as regular patrons. Its walls were decorated with
    hundreds of framed celebrity caricatures. They, along with the
    semi-circular booths, are reproduced on the “Here’s Lucy”
    soundstage. The Hollywood Brown Derby closed in 1987 after a fire.

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    At
    dinner, Lucy confuses a report by Walter Cronkite (left) on campus unrest
    with Johnny Carson’s “Tonight Show.”  Lucy then confuses an Ed
    Sullivan
    (center) routine about a boxing kangaroo with Johnny Carson’s
    monologue. Unlike Carson and McMahon, Cronkite and Sullivan were CBS
    employees!  As the final insult, Lucy confuses Carson’s sign off
    with that of the Reverend Billy Graham (right).  

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    Lucy
    mentions that she can’t wait to tell her Bridge Club that she dined
    with Johnny Carson. We met club members Maude, Nelly, and Delores (above) in
    “Lucy and Eva Gabor” (S1;E7).  

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    Johnny
    jokes that Ed’s sending money to a Clydesdale each month. This is a
    reference to Ed McMahon’s association with Budweiser beer, a company
    whose advertising featured a beer wagon pulled by Clydesdale horses.
    Oblivious, Lucy says “Does
    Alyce know?”
     This
    is a reference to McMahon’s first wife, Alyce Ferrill.

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    Harry
    distracts star-struck Lucy so that Carson and McMahon can escape the
    restaurant by saying he sees Cary Grant.  Although he never appeared
    on any “Lucy” sitcom, Cary Grant is the first celebrity that Lucy
    Ricardo saw at the Brown Derby when she arrived in Hollywood.  

    Incredibly,
    although everyone at the table gets drenched at the end, Harry stays
    dry!  Still, wet = funny on “Here’s Lucy”!  

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    The
    Brown Derby scene is very similar to the Brown Derby scene in
    “Hollywood at Last!” (ILL S4;E16) aka “L.A. at Last!”. 

    • In “Lucy and Johnny
      Carson,” Lucy jumps up when she sees Gregory Peck and causes the
      waiter to spill a tray of drinks on Carson.  
    • In
      “Hollywood at Last!” Lucy jumps up when she sees Gregory Peck and
      causes the waiter to spill a tray of cream pies on William Holden.  
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    Technically,
    the Brown Derby is featured in many of the “I Love Lucy” episodes
    set in Hollywood, since its distinctive street sign can be glimpsed
    from the Ricardo’s balcony! 

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    Even
    before “Hollywood at Last!” first aired in February 1955, Lucy
    and Desi scheduled a special press screening of the show at the Brown
    Derby itself.  Brown Derby Owners Bob and Sally Cobb (for whom the
    famous salad is named) co-hosted the event. 

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    “Here’s
    Lucy” also replicated the stage and studio audience of “The Carol
    Burnett Show” in “Lucy and Carol Burnett” (S1;E17).  Like that
    show, the audience section of “The Tonight Show” is drastically
    smaller than it was in reality.  This “Tonight Show” studio
    audience holds a mere 36 people!  Like “The Carol Burnett Show”
    they also replicated the show’s recognizable stage curtain.  

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    “Lucy’s
    Impossible Mission” (S1;E6)
    also satirized “Mission: Impossible”
    and their famous self-destructing tape.

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    Insignificant Insignia! Since
    “Here’s Lucy” was a CBS show filmed at Paramount and NBC owned
    “The Tonight Show,” the ushers’ blazers have an non-specific red
    shield crest on the pocket instead of the NBC logo or peacock.  

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    Never Look at the Camera!  The Second Usher (Michael McClay) briefly looks directly into the camera when he is supposed to be looking into Lucy’s handbag.  Naughty!   

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    “Lucy and Johnny Carson” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    The
    first episode is funny, but uneven. The opening scene of Lucy and
    the kids getting ready to go out is a bit tedious. Lucy’s clever
    scheme to get into the “Tonight Show” studio without tickets is a
    lot of fun. The off-stage banter between Johnny and Ed (not to
    mention the “Mission: Impossible” bit) feels forced and
    unnecessary. Naturally, any Lucy fan that sees a scene set a the
    Brown Derby knows exactly what to expect. Unfortunately, instead of
    star-struck Lucy, the writers give us snarky Lucy, and it drains a lot
    of the fun out of what should have been an easy home-run for the
    show.

  • LUCY, THE CEMENT WORKER

    S2;E10
    ~ November 24, 1969

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    Directed
    by George Marshall ~ Written by George Balzin and Sam Perrin

    Synopsis

    While
    trying to earn some extra money, Lucy is asked by Harry to have a
    valuable ring engraved.  When Lucy trips into a troth of cement she realizes the ring is missing!  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Mary
    Jane Croft
    (Mary
    Jane) makes her second series appearance as Mary Jane. Croft played
    Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy. ” She also played
    Cynthia Harcourt in “Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)

    and
    Evelyn Bigsby in “Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83.

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    Paul
    Winchell

    (Little Old Jeweler /

    The Great Pierre Barmarche) previously
    played himself in “Lucy
    and Paul Winchell” (TLS S5;E4).

    He
    was born Paul Wilchinsky in 1922. Coming into the public eye in 1948,
    he became one of the most famous ventriloquists since Edgar Bergen.
    He hosted the enormously popular children’s television show
    “Winchell-Mahoney Time” (1964-68) in which he shared the
    spotlight with Jerry Mahoney, one of his most popular characters.
    Winchell is fondly remembered as the voice of Winnie the Pooh’s pal
    Tigger and (later) Papa Smurf. He played Doc Putnam in “Main
    Street U.S.A.” (TLS S5;17)

    and
    “Lucy Puts Main Street on the Map” (TLS S5;E18).
    This is the first of his two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
    Surprisingly, Winchell was also an inventor who is credited with the
    artificial heart, among other innovations. He died in 2005.

    This
    is the first time an actor has played two distinct characters

    that weren’t twins or doppelgangers

    in one “Lucy” episode.  Winchell
    innovated an animation process called Aprilmation (named after his
    daughter) which Lucille Ball financed.

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    Harry
    Hickox

    (Police Officer) was
    best known for playing anvil salesman Charlie Cowell in the 1962 film
    The
    Music Man.

    He played a drill sergeant in “Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft”
    (TLS S5;E9)
    .  This is the first of his three
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Sid
    Gould

    (First Workman, right) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,”
    all as background characters. This is one of his 40 episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy,” his first in season two. Gould (born Sydney
    Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.

    William
    Tannen

    (Second Workman, left) appeared in four films with Lucille Ball between
    1943 and 1946.  This is his only series appearance.  He was born in
    New York in 1911, just like Lucille Ball.  

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    This
    is the first episode written by Sam
    Perrin
    , winner of two
    Emmy Awards for writing for Jack Benny.  This is his first of five
    “Here’s Lucy” scripts, three of which were written with Ralph
    Goodman.  

    The
    final draft of the script was submitted June 25, 1969.  

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    The
    date this episode first aired (November 24, 1969) Lucille Ball made
    her third appearance on “The Carol Burnett Show” on CBS at 10pm.
    In return, Burnett will guest star on the final episode of season two
    of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Kim
    says she was born in the kitchen. They joke that the refrigerator is
    her godmother!  In real life, Lucie Arnaz was born in a hospital as
    Lucille Ball delivered her by Cesarean.  

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    In
    the office Lucy and Harry are looking for the Morton
    contract. Morton is Lucy’s married name, having wed comedian Gary
    Morton in 1961.
    Harry has stapled the contract to his necktie!  With a snip of her
    scissors, Lucy handily converts the necktie to a bow tie.

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    Harry
    says that as a young man he was often mistaken for one of the
    Barrymores.
    Lucy reminds him that one of them was Ethel!  The Barrymore acting
    family began with the marriage of Maurice
    Barrymore (1849–1905)
    to Georgiana
    Drew (1856-1893).
    They had three
    children: Lionel, Ethel, and John – all of whom also were actors.
    Harry is probably referring to John Barrymore (1882-1942, inset photo) who was
    known for his classic profile.  The dynasty is today represented by
    Drew Barrymore (born 1975) who carries on both family names.

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    Easter
    Egg:
     
    In
    Pierre’s studio, there is a handbill on the bulletin board for Cherokee
    Jim’s Rodeo and Wild West Show
    ,
    which is a direct reference from the 1945 film Incendiary
    Blonde
     starring Betty Hutton as Texas Guinan. The film was directed by
    George Marshall for Paramount, the same director and studio producing
    this episode of “Here’s Lucy” 25 years later!  

    When
    Lucy knocks over a vase on Harry’s desk, he gets wet, of course, one
    of the running gags on “Here’s Lucy.”  Harry once again calls her
    ‘Calamity Jane’, something he previously did in “The Great Airport
    Chase” (S1;E18).

    Martha
    Jane Canary
    (1852-1903),
    better known as Calamity
    Jane
    ,
    was an American frontierswoman and professional scout known for her
    claims of being an acquaintance of Wild Bill Hickok and fighting
    against Indians.
    What’s more, according to “Lucy and Harry’s Tonsils” (S2;E5),
    Harry is allergic to roses!  

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    When
    Harry is frustrated by Lucy he says “I
    wonder if I could send her to the moon?”  
    Just
    prior to this episode being shot, the US landed Buzz Aldrin and Neil
    Armstrong on the moon, the culmination of many years of work by NASA.
    The line also is reminiscent of Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)
    threatening his wife Alice: “Bang!
    Zoom!  Straight to the moon, Alice!”

    on TV’s “The Honeymooners.”  Lucille Ball (as Mame Dennis)
    played the Lady in the Moon in Mame
    (1974).    

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    Role
    reversal!

    When the kids are asking Lucy for some extra money, the dialogue is
    very similar to when Lucy Ricardo used to ask Ricky for money – and
    his inevitable answer would be “no”!  Later on, the roles are
    reversed again when Lucy asks Harry for a raise – and his
    inevitable answer is also “no”!

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    The
    second act of the episode is similar to “Building a Bar-B-Q”
    (ILL S6;E24)
    where Lucy Ricardo thinks
    she has lost her wedding ring in the wet cement used to build the
    backyard barbecue grill.

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    The
    knife throwing routine is borrowed directly from “Lucy Tells the
    Truth” (ILL S3;E6)
    .  In that episode the knife thrower was an
    Italian named Professor Falconi (Mario Siletti) instead of a Frenchman named the Great Pierre.  

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    Lucy
    disguises herself as a male construction worker to escape the eye of
    the cop on the beat.  Lucille Ball went in male drag in “Ricky Has Labor Pains” (ILL S2;E14), “Lucy and the Little League” (TLS
    S1;E28)
    , and “Lucy the Coin Collector” (TLS S3;E13).

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    The
    episode revolves around a slap of cement just like “Lucy Visits
    Grauman’s” (ILL S5;E1)
    .  In that episode, Lucy Ricardo was also
    eyeballed by a policemen on the beat and threatened with a fine for
    her vandalism.  

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    In
    “Lucy and John Wayne” (ILL S5;E2) Little Ricky got his hands in
    wet cement just like Lucy Carter does here.  The same thing happened
    to Mr. Mooney (Gale Gordon) in “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere”
    (TLS S4;E20)
    .  

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    Mary
    Jane wears the exact same dress she wore on her first appearance on
    the series in “A Date for Lucy” (S1;E19).  

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    Family Faux Pas! Harry
    has a female cousin in New York getting married. Harry wants a family
    ring engraved with ‘WAML from UH’ (‘With all my love from Uncle
    Harry’).  Why would a cousin call him Uncle?  

    Overheard?  Lucy
    tells the Jeweler that if she doesn’t find the ring she’ll be taking
    a “one-way
    trip to the moon”

    quoting Harry’s threat at the end of the previous scene.  This
    despite the fact that Lucy was not in the room when he said it.  She
    had gone off to wash her hands (an integral plot point for the
    outcome of the episode)!  

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    Butter Fingers! When
    applying the grease mustache Lucille Ball tries to pocket her compact
    mirror but it slips to the ground.  The hose to the jack hammer then
    gets momentarily snagged on the yellow ‘caution’ saw horses.

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    “Lucy, the Cement Worker” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Although
    there is a lot going on in this episode, all the callbacks make it a
    must for Lucy lovers!  

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  • LUCY AND THE USED CAR DEALER

    S2;E9
    ~ November 17, 1969

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    Directed
    by George Marshall ~ Written by David Ketchum and Bruce Shelley

    Synopsis

    When
    the Carters want to become a two-car family, Kim and Craig visit a
    used car dealer named Cheerful Charlie (Milton Berle).  When the car
    turns out to be a lemon, Lucy and Harry turn the tables on the
    huckster.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Milton
    Berle

    (Cheerful Charlie) this is the first time that Milton Berle has not
    played Milton Berle on a Lucille Ball sitcom. He was
    born Milton Berlinger in New York City on July 12, 1908. He started
    performing at the age of five. Berle perfected his comedy in
    vaudeville, early silent films, and then on radio, before taking his
    act to the small screen, where he would be proclaimed “Mr.
    Television” and later “Uncle Miltie.” He hosted “Texaco Star
    Theater” on NBC from 1948 to 1956. The variety show was re-titled
    “The Milton Berle Show” in 1954 when Texaco dropped their
    sponsorship. The program was briefly revived in 1958, but lasted only
    one season. In 1959 he played himself in “Milton
    Berle Hides out at the Ricardos.”
     In return, Lucy and Desi appeared on his Sunday Showcase special that same year. Berle
    continued to perform live, in films, and on television specials for
    the remainder of his career. Berle previously appeared on “The
    Lucy Show” in “Lucy
    Saves Milton Berle” (TLS S4;E13)

    and
    did a cameo in “Lucy
    Meets John Wayne” (TLS S5;E10)
    .
    He will also do one more episode of the series:
    “Milton
    Berle Is the Life of the Party”
    (S6;E19).  Berle died
    of cancer in 2002.

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    Jack
    Berle

    (Jack, uncredited) was the older brother of Milton Berle.  This is
    the second of his eleven uncredited appearances on the series.  He
    also did two episodes of “The Lucy Show.”  

    The
    character has no dialogue.

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    The
    cameraman and cue card holder are played by uncredited performers.  

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    This
    is the first episode written by David
    Ketchum and Bruce Shelley
    .
    The pair will also return to write “Lucy and Rudy Vallee”
    (S3;E12).  Ketchum and Shelley began writing together in 1967 and
    their partnership ended in 1984.  The pair were nominated for a
    Writer’s Guild of American (WGA) Award for a 1973 episode of
    “M*A*S*H”.  Ketchum was also an actor.  He played Agent 13 on
    “Get Smart” (1965-70).  

    Milton
    Berle had a previous professional engagement he canceled in order to
    star in this episode.

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    This
    is the second episode in a row to be set among parked cars.  The
    previous episode took place at a drive-in movie theatre, which is
    really just a used car lot with entertainment. In fact, seven of the
    last ten episodes have featured automobiles. Interestingly, none of
    the vehicles seen previously are used here.  

    Kim’s
    new boyfriend is named Herbie Hofferman (“Hoffy”).  In the
    previous episode
    she was dating a college graduate named Alan.  

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    Craig
    is now dating Susan. In the previous episode he was dating Patty.  He
    is planning to use the car to double date with Steve & Peggy, and
    Billy & Debbie. They are all going to a drive-in movie – just
    as Craig & Patty and Kim & Alan all did the previous week!
    Susan
    (or Susie, as Lucy calls her) may be a reference to Susan
    Callahan-Howe, a model that Desi Arnaz Jr. had a relationship with
    (and had a child with) the previous year.  The name Patty
    may refer to Patty Duke, another of Desi Jr.’s romances, but it is
    generally thought the two didn’t meet until 1970, a year after this
    episode was shot.  The name Billy
    is probably a reference to Desi’s good friend and band-mate Billy
    Hinsche of Dino Desi & Billy. The names Susie and Steve
    were mentioned as friends of Craig’s in “Lucy the Fixer”
    (S1;E14)
    .

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    Craig
    tells Kim that it is his night to use the car, so she should “take
    the bus and leave the driving to us!”

    This was the advertising slogan of the Greyhound Bus Company.  It was
    previously quoted in “Lucy Helps Craig Get a Driver’s License”
    (S1;E24)
    .  

    Lucy
    says they have $147 in IOU’s in their Emergency Fund but only $75 in
    cash. Pooling their resources, they find they have $97 to spend on a
    second car.  

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    Searching
    between the sofa cushions for coins, Kim finds a ‘Win With Willkie’
    button. Wendell
    Lewis Willkie
     (1892–1944)
    was the 1940 Republican nominee
    for President. 
    His Democratic opponent,
    incumbent President Franklin D. Roosevelt, handily won a third
    term (pre-term limits). Lucy calls him Mendell Willkie. Later in
    the episode, Harry asks if anyone’s found his Willkie button.

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    Cheerful
    Charlie’s lot is located on the corner of Cherokee and Chatsworth.
    In the 1940’s Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz had a ranch in Chatsworth,
    California. 

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    The
    brightly painted lemon that is the subject of the transactions is
    actually a 1940 Packard One-Twenty [1397].  Harry calls the paint job
    “sick-o-delic.”  

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    Cheerful
    Charlie’s lot also offers:

    • A
      1966 tan Volkswagen Beetle
    • A
      light blue 1961 Ford Falcon
    • A
      blue 1964 Chevrolet Biscayne
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    Upon
    seeing the car Cheerful Charlie has sold the kids Harry says “Well,
    Chitty
    Chitty Bang Bang
    !”

    That was the title of a 1968 musical fantasy film (based on a novel
    by Ian Fleming) about a colorful flying car.  Harry then refers to it
    as “a purple people eater.”  “Purple
    People Eater”
    was
    the title of a hit kids novelty song written by Sheb Wooley in 1958.

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    When
    Craig tries to start the car by kicking the floorboard, Harry asks
    him “What
    in the name of Kaiser-Frazer are you doing?”

    The
    Kaiser-Frazer Corporation

    was a car company that briefly thrived after World War II.  When the
    car finally starts and fills the garage with smoke, Harry says it is
    “a
    one-car smog alert.”

    References to Los Angeles’ smog
    problem were topical and frequent in this time period.  

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    Posing
    as a British dandy, Harry calls the car a Pierce-Ruxton with
    a sundial in place of a clock. 

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    Pierce-Ruxton is a combination of two
    automakers names. Pierce-Arrow
    Motor Car Company

    was an manufacturer
    based
    in Buffalo,
    New York,
    active from 1901 to 1938.
    The
    Ruxton
    was a front-wheel drive automobile
    produced
    by New Era Motors Company during 1929 and 1930.

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    Posing
    as Texan ‘Laredo Lucy,’ Lucy calls the car a combination Hudson
    Edsel Tucker Reo and Packard – all defunct automobile companies. Laredo Lucy sings a bit of “Deep
    in the Heart of Texas,”

    a 1941
    song
    by June Hershey and Don Swander.

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    When
    Craig and Kim return to claim their car, Cheerful Charlie says “Go
    away kid, you bother me.”

    This is a quote attributed to W.C.
    Fields
    ,
    talking to his nemesis Baby Leroy.

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    Lucy
    Carmichael drove a Packard in “Lucy Buys a Sheep” (TLS S1;E5).  

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    Looking
    for loose change in the sofa cushions was something Lucy Ricardo and
    Ethel Mertz did in “Ricky’s European Booking” (ILL S5;E10).  

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    While
    Kim finds a ‘Win With Willkie’ button in the sofa, Lucy Carmichael
    found a ‘Vote for Dewey’ button under the sofa in “Lucy Gets the
    Bird” (TLS S3;E12)
    .  

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    Lucy
    Ricardo also had trouble with an antique lemon when Fred Mertz bought
    a 1929 Cadillac for their trip across the country in “Getting
    Ready” (ILL S4;E11).
      

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    Over The Line! When
    returning the car for a refund, Desi jumps one of Milton Berle’s
    lines and has to repeat himself.

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    “Lucy and the Used Car Dealer” rates 5 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    This
    is a memorable episode.  Lucy, Milton Berle and Gale Gordon all get
    to play dress-up and take on  funny and unusual characters.  The
    writers’ dedication to Cheerful Charlie using as many ‘CH’ words as
    possible is silly but a lot of fun. 

  • LUCY AT THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE

    S2;E8
    ~ November 10, 1969

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    Directed
    by George Marshall ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

    Synopsis

    When
    Kim goes to a drive-in movie with her boyfriend Alan, Lucy and Harry
    spy on them dressed in hippie clothes to blend in.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter), Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Robert
    L. Hughes

    (Alan Stevens) was
    mainly a theatre artist with only a dozen screen appearances,
    including playing the Colorado River Guide in “Lucy Runs the
    Rapids” (S2;E4)
    .  Hughes left show business in the 1980s to pursue
    a business career.

    Interestingly,
    in his previous appearance as the Colorado River Guide, Kim flirted with him, which Lucy disapproved of.  Alan’s mother is
    in the social register and his father is a millionaire. He
    is 21 and taking post-graduate courses.  Lucy still disapproves of
    him!  

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    Larry
    J. Blake
    (Manager
    of the Drive-In) appeared
    as a Native American Medicine Man in “Lucy
    the Rain Goddess” (TLS S4;E15)
    .
    He was an ex-vaudevillian making the second of his eight “Here’s
    Lucy” appearances. 

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    Jackie
    Joseph

    (Jackie Berry) is perhaps best known as Audrey in the 1960
    (non-musical) horror/comedy film The
    Little Shop of Horrors
    .
    From 1960-76 Jackie Joseph was married to performer, Ken Berry, one
    of Lucille Ball’s protege’s who was shooting “Mayberry R.F.D.” on
    the Desilu Paramount lot and followed “Here’s Lucy” on the CBS
    Monday night line-up.  Joseph and Lucille Ball appeared together in
    the film A
    Guide for the Married Man

    (1967).  

    Jackie
    Joseph is using her married name for the character.  Jackie Berry is
    a married friend of Kim’s who has a newborn named Wendy.  Her husband
    is in the service.

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    Orwin
    C. Harvey

    (Drive-In Patron with dog, uncredited) was
    an actor and stuntman who played one of the singing and dancing
    teamsters in “Lucy
    Helps Ken Berry” (TLS S6;E21)
    .
    This is one of his six appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Harvey was featured on the same “Lucy Show” episode that also starred Jackie Joseph’s husband, Ken Berry.  

    Robert Buckingham (Drive-In Patron, uncredited) had been seen with Lucille Ball in Critic’s Choice (1963).  This is his third and last uncredited appearance on the series.

    Other
    men and women (and one dog) at the drive-in go uncredited.

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    The
    final draft of this script was submitted on April 28, 1969.  

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    On
    the date this episode was originally aired (November 10, 1969)
    “Sesame Street”
    debuted on PBS, changing the landscape of
    children’s television.  In 1970, production memos for the show
    indicate that Lucille Ball and Gale Gordon were to be guest stars,
    with their segments taped at the Paramount stage where they were
    shooting “Here’s Lucy.”  The appearances, however, were postponed
    and never came to be.  In 2007 “Sesame Street” mentioned “I
    Love Lucy,” although they were referring to Lucy the Lazy Lizard.
    During the reference, the background music was similar to the “I
    Love Lucy” theme.  In
    the book Sesame
    Street Unpaved

    it
    is pointed out that Snuffy
    shares
    his astrological sign, Leo, with Lucille Ball. 

    “Vitameatavegemin is almost as hard to say as Snuffleupagus”.

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      In
      the DVD introduction to the episode, Jackie Joseph reinforces that
      Lucille Ball was all business on the set, but a dear friend when not
      working.

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      The
      episode opens with Craig alone in the living room singing along to a
      record. “It
      Was a Very Good Year

      is a song Ervin
      Drake
      composed
      in 1961 for and originally recorded by Bob
      Shane
      with
      The
      Kingston Trio.
      It
      was subsequently made famous by Frank
      Sinatra

      and
      won him a Grammy
      Award
      in
      1966.
      Craig imitates Sinatra’s performance style, but Lucy jokingly says
      she thought he was imitating Lawrence
      Welk
      .
      Lucy admits that Sinatra was her idol when she was a bobby-soxer.
      Lawrence Welk will make an appearance as himself on a future “Here’s
      Lucy” episode. Although Lucille Ball knew Sinatra socially, the two
      never acted together on screen.  

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      When
      Lucy hears that Kim’s boyfriend Alan graduated from Berkeley, she is
      visibly upset.  Craig jokes that Alan got two degrees and three
      arrests for picketing.  During the 1960s the University of California
      Berkeley
      was the site of several riots and protest marches that
      received national attention.  

      When
      Lucy is concerned about Kim being too young for Alan, Craig reminds
      Lucy that she was 17 when she married his father.  This is one of the
      few mentions of Lucy’s late husband.  

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      Kim
      and Alan are going to the drive-in to see a (fictional) Italian film
      titled La
      Notte Del Bacio Dolce
      ,
      which translates to Sweet
      Night Kiss.

      Craig also goes on a date to another drive-in with his girlfriend
      Patty.  This may be seen as a coy reference to Desi Jr.’s dating Patty Duke,
      although most sources agree that the two did not meet until 1970, a
      year after this episode was filmed.  

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      Lucy
      does a long comic take when she realizes Kim and Alan are going to a
      drive-in. In the 1950s and 60s drive-in movies were dubbed “passion
      pits” because they were a popular place for teenagers to be alone
      together for making out on a date.  Although drive-in
      theatres

      were very popular in the 1960s there are hardly any remaining today.
      The first one opened in Camden, New Jersey in 1933.  The fourth in the nation was in Los Angeles (above) in 1934.  Although Lucy is
      a self-confessed movie fan, she acts as though she has never been to
      a drive-in before, not knowing how to activate the sound or where to
      hang the speaker.  

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      Meanwhile, bachelor Harry is home alone looking at the centerfold of a magazine that has
      a scantily clad woman on the cover!  Although the magazine’s name has
      been taped over, it is likely supposed to be Playboy magazine. In the
      image of Playboy’s founder, Hugh Hefner, Harry wears a red silk smoking
      jacket and is drinking a cocktail.  While ogling the centerfold from
      every angle he sighs and sings “To
      dream the impossible dream.”

      “The
      Impossible Dream”

      was written by Joe Darion and Mitch Leigh for the 1964 Broadway
      musical Man
      of La Mancha
      .
      Harry also looked at a magazine with a centerfold in “Lucy’s
      Birthday” (S1;E8)
      .

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      This
      is an expensive shoot for “Here’s Lucy” because of the many cars
      needed for the drive-in scene:

      • 1969
        Red Plymouth Barracuda convertible (Alan’s car)
      • 1965
        Yellow Dodge Dart convertible (Lucy’s car)
      • 1969
        Blue Plymouth Valiant (Younger necking couple’s car)
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      • 1969
        Blue Plymouth Barracuda (Older necking couple’s car)
      • 1969
        Blue Simca 1204 [928] (Man with dog’s car)
      • 1964
        Red Plymouth Valiant Signet
      • 1969
        Beige Simca 1118 [950]
      • 1969
        Yellow Triumph TR6
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      When
      “Viv Visits Lucy” (TLS S5;E15) they both dress as beatniks to spy
      on a friend’s son who is hanging out with the hippies on the Sunset Strip.  

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      Lucy
      and Harry’s 1965 Dodge Dart is the same car used in “Lucy Helps
      Craig Get a Driver’s License”
      (S1;E24)…

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      except that the license plate was California
      WMO-526 and it is now UTM-541.  Also, the dialogue infers that it is
      Harry’s car, not Lucy’s.  

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      The
      hood of Alan’s car has collected a great deal of dust.  Apparently
      the vehicle was in studio storage for quite some time and not wiped
      down prior to shooting.

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      “Lucy at the Drive-In Movie” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5


      Besides
      the crazy get-ups worn by Lucille and Gale , this episode is very
      funny, with a great twist ending.

    • LUCY’S BURGLAR ALARM

      S2;E7
      ~ November 3, 1969

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      Directed
      by George Marshall ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

      Synopsis

      When
      Lucy and the kids are robbed and Harry refuses to fund a $500 burglar
      alarm, Craig comes up with an elaborate home alarm system.  

      Regular
      Cast

      Lucille
      Ball
      (Lucy
      Carter), Gale
      Gordon
      (Harrison
      Otis Carter), Lucie
      Arnaz
      (Kim
      Carter), Desi
      Arnaz Jr.
      (Craig
      Carter)

      Guest
      Cast

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      Guy
      Marks

      (Crook) was born Mario Scarpa in Philadelphia in 1923.  He is
      probably best remembered as Freddy on 18 episodes of “The Joey
      Bishop Show” (1962-63).  This is his only appearance with Lucille
      Ball.  He died in Brigantine, New Jersey in 1987.  

      The
      crook says he has eight kids, including one 18 years old who wants to
      be a hippie.

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      Elliott
      Reid

      (Detective Harvey Gaynes) played Edward Warren, a parody of Edward R.
      Murrow, in “The Ricardos Are Interviewed” (ILL S5;E7) and
      appeared in two episodes of “The Lucy Show.”  This is the first
      of his two appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

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      The
      date this episode originally aired, November 3, 1969 President
      Richard Nixon gave a televised speech about the war in Vietnam in
      what would become known as “The Silent Majority Speech.”  “Here’s
      Lucy” was pre-empted in some time zones.

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      The
      “Here’s Lucy” DVD introduction of this episode is by Elliott
      Reid
      (Detective Gaynes), who died shortly after it was filmed.

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      At
      the start of the episode, Craig is practicing guitar and Lucie is
      listening to a transistor radio playing an instrumental version of “I
      Know a Place”

      by
      Tony Hatch.  The song was made
      popular in 1965 by Petula Clark.  This is the third time the song has
      been heard on “Here’s Lucy.”  

      At
      the office, Harry dictates a letter to Goldapper and Russ.  This is
      an inside joke. Lucy’s husband Gary Morton’s birth name is Goldapper.
      The name was previously used as a reference in “Lucy, the Shopping
      Expert” (S1;E20)
      .  

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      When
      Lucy surrenders a measly $1.19 to the crook, he remarks “For
      this I had to miss ‘Laugh-In’?”

      The second half of the tremendously popular ABC topical comedy /
      variety show was up against “Here’s Lucy” on CBS.  This is just
      one of many references to the competition.  

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      Lucy
      reveals her address to be 5780 Cherry Blossom Lane.  Her telephone
      number is 865-8321.  

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      Lucy
      describes the crook as “a
      tired Humphrey Bogart.”
        In the previous episode, Lucy blew a kiss to a poster of actor
      Humphrey
      Bogart

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      Craig’s homemade alarm starts with explosions from the fireplace after a fake safe dial is touched. 

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      Harry learns the hard way where NOT to stand once the alarm has been activated.

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      The finale step in Craig’s alarm system drops a net down over the crook!  Or the detective, and whoever happens to be standing beside him!  

      These intricate special effects make the cast nervous!  One mistake will cost thousands of dollars in retakes, which will not
      make Lucille Ball happy. Thankfully, all the stunts go perfectly in
      one take.

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      Gale
      Gordon also went down a trap door as Mr. Mooney in “Lucy Takes a
      Job at the Bank” (TLS S2;E21)
      .

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      Lucy
      Ricardo encountered burglars in “Lucy Cries Wolf” (ILL S4;E3)

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      …and in “Too Many Crooks” (ILL S3;E9).  

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      Where The Floor Ends! Once
      again, a long shot reveals the concrete stage floor of the studio.

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      “Lucy’s Burglar Alarms” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

      Lucy’s
      nonchalant attitude at being robbed at gunpoint (by a man in a jacket
      and tie) is a bit odd. Craig’s homemade burglar alarm gags are a
      funny payoff.

    • LUCY AND THE ANDREWS SISTERS

      S2;E6
      ~ October 27, 1969

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      Directed
      by George Marshall ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

      Synopsis

      Patty
      Andrews of the Andrews Sisters comes to the Unique Employment Agency
      to find two performers to play her sisters in a musical revue.
      Naturally Lucy volunteers herself and Kim.  

      Regular
      Cast

      Lucille
      Ball
      (Lucy
      Carter), Gale
      Gordon
      (Harrison
      Otis Carter), Lucie
      Arnaz
      (Kim
      Carter), Desi
      Arnaz Jr.
      (Craig
      Carter)

      Guest
      Cast

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      Patty
      Andrews

      (Herself) and
      her sisters, Maxene and LaVerne, were one of the most successful
      women’s singing groups, with 19 gold records and sales of nearly 100
      million copies. The sisters began performing in the early 1930s when
      the Depression wiped out their father’s business. In 1937, the
      sisters scored their first big hit with “Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen.”  In addition to “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” their best-known songs
      included “Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree” and “Rum and Coca
      Cola.” The trio officially broke up after the death of LaVerne in
      1967, when a suitable replacement could not be found.
      Patty did 19 films, always as herself.  She even starred in a Broadway musical called Over Here! (1974).  This is her only appearance
      with Lucille Ball.  Patty Andrews died in 2013 at the age of 94.  

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      John
      McLaren

      (Elroy Sherwood) was born in Alberta Canada in 1911, the same year as
      Lucille Ball.  He started his screen career in 1944.  This is his
      only time appearing with Lucille Ball.  

      Sherwood
      is Harry’s biggest client from Atlanta, Georgia.  Patty calls him
      “Ham hock”.  

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      Gary
      Morton

      (Emcee) was married to Lucille Ball and was the Executive Producer of
      “Here’s Lucy.”  This is his first of three on camera appearances
      on the series.  He also made four appearances on “The Lucy Show.”

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      Joseph
      La Cava

      (Registrar, uncredited, background right) was
      born in 1908 in Paterson, New Jersey.  He played a Bartender on the
      S.S. Constitution in “Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14).  He was
      also seen in the Lucille Ball films Yours, Mine and Ours
      (1968) and Mame
      (1974).  

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      LaVerne
      Andrews has passed away by this point and Maxene Andrews has a
      love/hate relationship with her remaining sister that will last until
      her death many years later. Although there are photos of the sisters on Patty’s piano, their first names are never spoken in the episode!  

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      All the singing is prerecorded and
      lip-synched by the trio.  Ironically, the point of the show is that
      (due to the broken records), they are all singing live!  

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      On
      the DVD extras for this episode, Lucie Arnaz notes that the studio
      audience’s reaction was so overwhelming that it had to be edited down
      to keep the show within its broadcast time limits. Lucy herself gets
      entrance applause from the studio audience.  

      This episode was filmed on July 17, 1969, which was Lucie Arnaz’s 18th birthday. 

      Lucy
      says she was the biggest movie fan in her town, which is something
      she has in common with Lucy Carmichael and Lucy Ricardo, who were
      also movie mad.  Lucy says she had a crush on William Powell, Clark
      Gable, Jimmy Stewart, and Melvin Krantz (her old boyfriend who took
      her to the movies).

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      This
      is the first time we have seen Kim’s bedroom. Kim has redecorated
      with black and white movie posters of Hollywood stars such as W.C.
      Fields, Clark Gable, Valentino, Oliver Hardy,  Betty Grable, James
      Dean, and the film Under
      Two Flags

      (1936).  

      Lucy notes that it just cost her $90 for new wallpaper for Kim’s room.

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      When the kids go to the car to get posters of Tom Mix,
      Buster Keaton, and Valentino, Lucy finds a poster of Lucille Ball!
      She looks at it thoughtfully and then says “Meh” and puts it
      down.  As she leaves the room Lucy blows a kiss to Humphrey Bogart as
      the soundtrack plays “As Time Goes By” a song featured in
      Casablanca,
      one of Bogart’s biggest hit films.  

      Lucy
      also claims to be a fan of singing groups like the Mills Brothers,
      the Boswell Sisters, and the Andrews Sisters.

      Given
      the clue that Patty’s last name is Andrews, Lucy guesses that she is
      Julie Andrews.  Patty says “I
      wish!”
      ,
      a joke about Julie’s phenomenal success and Patty’s waning
      popularity.  

      Patty
      says that on a clear day she can see Paul Newman, who lives next door
      to her.  Unfortunately, she says she can also see his wife!  Newman’s
      wife in 1969 was actress Joanne Woodward.

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      Framed gold records of Andrews Sisters hits are framed on Patty’s wall: “Bei
      Mir Bist Du Schoen” (their first big hit), “South America Take it
      Away,” “Apple Blossom Time,” “Three Little Fishies,” and
      “Mairzy Doats”

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      The Fan Club show consists of Lucy, Patty, and Lucie singing a medley of Andrews
      Sisters hits:

      • Bei
        Mir Bist Du Schoen”

        by
        Jacob
        Jacobs
        and
        Sholom
        Secunda, originally written
        for a 1932 Yiddish language
        musical,
        I
        Would If I Could
        .
        It was a number one hit for the Andrews Sisters in 1938.  
      • South
        America, Take it Away”
        was written by
        Harold Rome for the 1946 Broadway musical Call
        Me Mister.
      • Craig
        (as Bing Crosby) sings
        “Don’t Fence Me In”

        by Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher, originally written for the
        unproduced musical film Adios,
        Argentina
        .
      • Craig
        and the trio sing “"Pistol
        Packin’ Mama,
        “ a 1943 song with words written by Al
        Dexter to an American folk tune. 
      • Don’t
        Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else but Me)

        by Sam H. Stept, Lew Brown, and Charles Tobias.  The song was sung by
        the Andrews Sisters in the 1942 film Private
        Buckaroo.
      • Boogie
        Woogie Bugle Boy”

        by
        Don
        Raye
        and
        Hughie Prince.  The song was sung by the Andrews Sisters in the 1941
        film Buck
        Privates
        .
      • Three
        Little Fishies”
        was written by
        Josephine Carringer, Bernice Idins, and Saxie
        Dowell.
      • Pennsylvania
        Polka”
        by
        Zeke
        Manners
        was introduced
        by the
        Andrews Sisters in
        their 1942 film Give
        Out, Sisters
        .
        It was a number 4 hit on the charts for the group in 1939.  
      • ”(I’ll
        Be With You) In Apple Blossom Time"

        is by Albert
        Von Tilzer
        and
        Neville Fleeson in 1920. It was introduced by the Andrews Sisters in
        their 1941 film
        Buck Privates.
      • Roll
        Out the Barrel”
        (also
        known as “The
        Barrel Polka

        and Beer
        Barrel Polka
        “)
        is a song by the Czech musician Jaromír
        Vejvoda
        in
        1927.
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      During
      the poker game in “Be a Pal” (ILL S1;E2), Lucy calls her two
      queens ‘sisters.’  When Fred looks at his newly-dealt hand he
      quips “You
      can tell your two Andrews Sisters not to wait up for LaVerne.”
       

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      Sound Check! If the plan was to lip sync to the Andrews Sisters old records, why is there a band on hand to play the music at the last minute?

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      Where The Floor Ends! As with many episodes, several times the camera pulls back and the concrete stage floor can be seen. This also happens in Kim’s bedroom.   

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      “Lucy and the Andrews Sisters” rates 3 Paper Moons out of 5

      Although not really an actress, Patty Andrews has a relaxed presence and good comic sense. The role of Mr. Sherwood is overplayed as a blustery ‘Colonel Sanders type’ which feels incongruous with the rest of the episode.  The musical portion is saved for the last five minutes. 

    • LUCY AND HARRY’S TONSILS

      S2;E5
      ~ October 20, 1969

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      Directed
      by George Marshall ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

      Synopsis

      When
      Harry gets tonsillitis, he dreads going into the hospital and wants
      to recuperate at home. – until a sexy night nurse (Paula Stewart)
      comes on duty.

      Regular
      Cast

      Lucille
      Ball
      (Lucy
      Carter), Gale
      Gordon
      (Harrison
      Otis Carter), Lucie
      Arnaz
      (Kim
      Carter), Desi
      Arnaz Jr.
      (Craig
      Carter)

      Guest
      Cast

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      Mary
      Wickes

      (Nurse Hurlow) was
      one of Lucille Ball’s closest friends and at one time, a neighbor.
      She made a memorable appearances on “I Love Lucy” as ballet
      mistress Madame Lamond in “The
      Ballet” (ILL S1;E19).

      In
      her initial “Lucy Show” appearances her characters name was
      Frances, but she then made four more as a variety of characters for a
      total of 8 episodes. This is the third of her 9 appearances on
      “Here’s Lucy.” Their final collaboration on screen was “Lucy
      Calls the President”
      in 1977.
      A wisecracking nurse is a familiar role to Wickes, who created the
      role of Nurse Preen on Broadway in 1939’s The
      Man Who Came to Dinner

      and also did the 1942 film version (inset photo) and a 1972 TV
      adaptation.

      The
      surname Hurlow was recently used as the name of the driving
      instructor (Jack Gilford) in “Lucy Helps Craig Get a Driver’s
      License” (S1;E24)
      , also written by Josefsberg and Singer.  

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      Jack
      Collins

      (Mr. Phillips) previously appeared in “Lucy’s Impossible Mission”
      (S1;E6)
      as well as the
      final two episodes of “The Lucy Show.”  He played Russel Slater
      on “Dallas” from 1982 to 1987. This is the second of his six
      appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

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      Adele
      Claire

      (Nurse Whitton) makes the first of her two appearances on the series.
      She will also be seen in “Lucy and Jim Bailey” (S5;E9).  

      The
      character is never referred to by name in the dialogue.

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      Paula
      Stewart 
      (Nurse Dean) appeared as Janie, Lucille Ball’s sister, in the
      Broadway musical Wildcat (1960). It was the fourth of her six Broadway musicals between 1951
      and 1965.  This is her only series television appearance opposite
      Lucille Ball. In 2017, she published a memoir titled Lucy Loved Me, about her friendship with Lucille Ball. 

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      This
      is the first multi-camera show with a studio audience of season 2,
      after the series’ 4-part road trip shot on location.

      This
      is the only time on “Here’s
      Lucy” where
      Harry reveals his age, 51, although because Lucy and Nurse Hurlow
      both roll their eyes, he is probably lying.  In reality, Gale Gordon
      was 63.

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      The
      “Here’s Lucy” crew played a prank on Gale Gordon. He expected
      the legs on the hospital bed to break, but instead the special
      effects crew rigged the bed to snap shut, forcing him to be folded in
      half. Although he masks his laughter, Gordon continued with the
      scene. Lucy and
      the kids look mildly amused for a moment.  

      Both
      Kim and Craig mention that they have had their tonsils out.
      Tonsillitis can be more serious in adults than young people, so Harry
      is not completely off-base to be worried.  

      Craig
      jokes that Uncle Harry is covered under Medicare. Medicare insurance
      was only a few years old at the time, having been signed into law by
      President Johnson in 1965.  Benefits were not available until a
      person was 65.  

      Dr.
      Kurtzman is Harry’s surgeon; Dr. Bodner is a psychiatrist Lucy
      telephones on his behalf. In real life, Dr. Sam Kurtzman
      was a comedy writer who worked with writer Milt Josefsberg for Bob
      Hope. Dr. Henry Bodner
      was the name of Josefsberg’s urologist.  

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      Mr.
      Phillips is smoking
      a cigar in the hospital waiting room. Cigars were traditionally given
      to and smoked by new fathers. In
      1991 the Joint Commission on Accreditation of Healthcare
      Organizations (JCAHO) announced tobacco control standards for
      accredited American hospitals which mandated that they go smoke-free
      by the end of 1993.

      In
      a brilliant scene of comic writing, Mr. Phillips thinks Harry is an
      expectant father and Harry thinks Mr. Phillips is there for a
      tonsillectomy.  They talk at cross purposes and confusion abounds!  

      Lucille
      Ball loved charades and pantomime, so it makes sense that when Harry
      can’t speak, he resorts to a bedside game of charades. Every “Lucy”
      sitcom has included this bit of comic fun – some more than once.

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      In
      “Lucy Plays Florence Nightingale”
      (TLS S2;E14)
      Mr. Mooney (Gale Gordon) was also the victim of Lucy and
      a tricky hospital bed.

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      Lucy
      also triggers a hospital bed to fold up with a patient (Jan Murray)
      inside it in “Lucy and the Soap Opera” (TLS S4;E19).

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      Harry
      acts like a bigger baby than Little Ricky when had his tonsils out in
      “Nursery School” (ILL S5;E9).

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      Harry
      is practically incoherent when giving the admitting nurse his
      information, just as Ricky Ricardo was in “Lucy Goes to the
      Hospital”
      (ILL S2;E16)
      . Coincidentally, that episode aired the
      same day Desi Jr. was born!  

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      Expectant
      father Mr. Phillips (having his third child) is similar to the
      character of Mr. Stanley (who is having his ninth – all girls!), also seen in “Lucy Goes to the Hospital” (ILL S2;E16).  Mr. Stanley was played by Charles Lane.  The scenes were inspired by one of Lucille Ball’s early films, Carnival (1935) starring Jimmy Durante.

      GPS! Harry
      tells Nurse Hurlow his address as 4863 Valley Lawn Drive, which in
      future episodes Lucy will claim as her own address.

      Allergy Season? Harry
      is supposedly allergic to flowers, but in a season one episode, Lucy
      brings flowers to the office to butter up Harry for a raise.  

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      Where The Floor Ends! When
      the camera pulls back in Harry’s living room, viewers see where the
      wall to wall carpeting meets the concrete stage floor. This is a
      common era on all “Lucy” sitcoms.

      Resume Trouble! Harry’s
      will leaves Lucy 5,000 aspirin bottles she’s caused him to empty over
      the past two years. At the start of the series, it was established
      that Lucy’s worked for Harry for two years, then a few months later,
      it was said to be three, now it is back to two!

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      Capper! Nurse
      Dean wears a different style cap than the other two nurses, probably
      in order to appear more feminine and show off more of her sexy
      hairstyle.

      Title Trouble! The
      title follows the usual “Lucy and ____” format, but in this case
      it sounds like both Lucy and
      Harry have tonsillitis.

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      “Lucy and Harry’s Tonsils”
      rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

      This
      episode gives Gale Gordon a lot to do, with very little of it
      bluster. Some of it, however, is uncharacteristic of Harry Carter.
      Faced with having to have his tonsils out, he behaves as if it is a
      death sentence, complete with the reading of his will. Later, he
      appears to be sexually aroused by the night nurse, in a comic way, of
      course. The broad comedy here takes the sting out of the usually
      forbidden subject matter.