• LUCY AND THE CHINESE CURSE

    S4;E18
    ~ January 10, 1972

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Martin A. Ragaway

    Synopsis

    When
    Lucy saves the life of a Chinese laundry owner (Keye Luke), she is
    obliged to take care of him for the rest of his life or face the
    curse of 4,000 ancestors.  Kim, Lucy, and Harry devise a plan to turn
    the tables on the man, who may be using the curse as a scheme to keep
    his laundry business afloat.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Keye
    Luke

    (Quon Fong) was born in China in 1904.  He grew up in the United
    States and entered the film business as a graphic artist.  He made
    his acting debut in 1934 and is best remembered for playing Lee Chan (“number
    one son”) in the Charlie Chan movies of the 1930s starring Warner
    Oland. Shortly after this episode of “Here’s Lucy,” he created
    the role of Master Po on TV’s “Kung Fu” (1972-75).  He died in
    1991. This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.

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    Mary
    Jane Croft 
    (Mary
    Jane) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy. ”
    She also played Cynthia Harcourt in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
     and
    Evelyn Bigsby in Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83. 

    Mary
    Jane is sporting a new hairstyle in this episode.

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    Tommy
    Farrell
    (Reporter)
    was
    on Broadway in three plays between 1942 and 1947. He was seen on “The
    Lucy Show” twice.  This is the third of his six episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Walter
    Smith

    (Policeman) made
    14 mostly uncredited appearances on the series. He also did one
    episode of The
    Lucy Show.”
      

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    Larry
    J. Blake
    (Sam)
    first
    appeared as a Native American Medicine Man in “Lucy
    the Rain Goddess” (TLS S4;E15)
    .
    He was an ex-vaudevillian making the fifth of his eight “Here’s
    Lucy” appearances. 

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    Sid
    Gould
    (Fred)
    made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” and nearly as many
    on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton. 
    In real life he was married to Vanda Barra (Sally).  

    Vanda
    Barra 
    (Sally)
    makes one of over two dozen appearances on “Here’s Lucy” as
    well as appearing in Ball’s two 1975 TV movies “Lucy Gets Lucky”
    (with Dean Martin) and “Three for Two” (with Jackie Gleason). She
    was seen in half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.” Barra was
    married to Sid Gould (Fred) so is Lucille Ball’s cousin-in-law.

    This
    is one of the few times to date that Sid Gould and Vanda Barra appear
    in the same scene together. The names Sam, Fred, and Sally are never
    used in the episode and only found in the closing credits.  

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    Shirley
    Anthony

    (Onlooker, uncredited) makes
    the fifth of her 13 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Sig
    Frohlich

    (Onlooker, uncredited) makes
    the fourth of his six uncredited background appearances on the
    series.

    Monty
    O’Grady

    (Onlooker, uncredited) was
    first seen with Lucille Ball in The
    Long, Long Trailer 
    (1953)
    and played a passenger on the S.S. Constitution in Second
    Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14)
    .
    He was a traveler at the airport when The
    Ricardos Go to Japan”
    (1959).
    He made more than a dozen appearances on “The Lucy Show” and a
    half dozen more on “Here’s Lucy.”
    This is his last time appearing with Lucille Ball.

    The
    other onlookers and patrons of the laundry are played by uncredited
    background performers.

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    When
    the episode starts, Lucy has just saved Mr. Fong from being crushed
    by the falling safe, which presumably happened moments before. This
    saves Lucille Ball Productions (LBP) from staging the costly stunt of
    dropping the safe!  

    When
    Mary Jane enters Lucy’s office and says hello, Lucy knows who it is
    without looking up from her typewriter. When Mary Jane asks how she
    knew, Lucy says she didn’t think it was Orson Welles. This is a joke
    about Mary Jane’s high pitched, squeaky voice, compared with Welles’
    deep, mellow baritone. Orson
    Welles

    guest starred on “I Love Lucy” as himself in 1956.  

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    When
    Harry is forced to wear a clerical collar to work after dealing with
    Mr. Fong’s laundry, Harry dubs him a “starch-happy
    Charlie Chan.”

    Keye Luke (Mr. Fong) played Charlie
    Chan
    ’s
    son in several movies of the 1930s and later took on the role of
    Chan himself. Harry also sometimes mimics Mary Jane’s voice for the
    sake of a laugh.

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    Lucy’s
    grocery bag has a roll of Gala
    II Paper Towels

    sticking out of it. Gala was a popular brand of paper towel
    advertised on TV with commercials by Tennessee Ernie Ford, who was a
    frequent guest star on the “Lucy” shows.

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    Sam
    (Larry J. Blake), who claims he saved Mr. Fong from drowning, cites
    an earthquake during the first week of February as a manifestation of
    the curse. In real-life, on February 9, 1971 a 6.7 earthquake
    caused extensive damage from the San Fernanado Valley to Los Angeles.

    Harry
    wants to watch a boxing match on Lucy’s TV between Kid Jacobs and
    Freddy the Fox. These are fictional boxers.

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    The
    stunt of swinging on the chandelier was repeated in Lucille Ball’s
    ill-fated final sitcom “Life With Lucy.” Lucille Ball was 75
    years old at the time.

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    Lucy
    went to work in disguise at a Chinese Laundry to pay off a debt in
    “Lucy, the Laundress” (S2;E17).

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    Mary
    Jane’s iron-burned blouse was nothing new to Lucy viewers.  Ricky
    Ricardo scorched Lucy’s blouse in a similar pattern in “Job
    Switching” (ILL S2;E1)
    .  When Lucy Carter went to work at the
    Chinese Laundry in
    “Lucy, the Laundress” (S2;E17), she, too, also branded several
    shirts with the same mark.

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    Oops!
    When
    Harry quickly moves the chair out of the way of the television to
    watch the boxing match, the chair cushion flies off under the
    television set.

    Say
    Again?

    The dialogue that takes place over the sound of the TV boxing match
    sounds very much like it was dubbed over in post-production.    

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    “Lucy and the Chinese Curse”
    rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    An interesting episode that manages to avoid any “yellow” racism (for the most part) while still being funny and original. 

  • LUCY AND THE LITTLE OLD LADY

    S4;E17
    ~ January 3, 1972

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Fred S. Fox and Seaman Jacobs

    Synopsis

    When
    a kindly widow from out of town (Helen Hayes) comes to the Unique
    Employment Agency looking for a part-time job, Lucy gives her a place
    to stay and Harry buys some real estate from her. Kim becomes
    suspicious that she may be running a con game so they plan to hold a
    fake séance to get Harry’s money back.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Helen
    Hayes

    (Kathleen Brady) had a career that spanned over 80 years on stage and
    screen.  She was known as ‘The First Lady of the American Theatre’.
    She was born in 1900 in Washington, DC, and was a child actress who
    eventually worked on Broadway and Hollywood winning a 1932 Oscar for
    The
    Sin of
      Madelon
    Claudet
    .
    On Broadway, she won Tony Awards in 1947, 1958, and a special Tony
    in 1980. She has had two Broadway Theatres named after her. The Helen
    Hayes Awards for excellence in theater in the Washington DC area was
    named in her honor.  In 1928, Hayes married playwright Charles
    MacArthur (The
    Front Page
    )
    and they adopted a son, actor James MacArthur (“Hawaii 5-0”).  In
    1970, she received her second Oscar for the film Airport.
    In 1974 she teamed with Mildred Natwick on “The Snoop Sisters,”
    a TV detective series. Helen Hayes died in 1993 at age 92.  The
    lights of Broadway were dimmed in her honor.  

    Mrs.
    Brady is a widow from Dubuque, Iowa. Helen Hayes uses an Irish accent
    for the character.

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    Hank
    Brandt

    (Johnny Muldoon) was
    born in 1934 in New Jersey.  He began his screen acting career
    in 1961. He previously played one of the astronauts in “Lucy
    and the Astronauts” (S4;E5)
    . He will do one more episode in 1973.

    Johnny
    Muldoon is Mrs. Brady’s nephew, a detective with the Los Angeles
    Police Department.

    Sid
    Gould
    (Luncheonette
    Waiter, uncredited) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” and nearly as many
    on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.  

    The
    waiter merely walks by in the background and has no dialogue.

    The
    other diners and staff at the luncheonette and the guests at the
    séance (Kim’s friends) are played by uncredited background
    performers.

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    This
    is the first episode of 1972, the start of Lucille Ball’s third
    decade on television.

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    During
    the late 1960s, after watching one of Helen Hayes’ performances,
    Lucille Ball wrote the actress a letter to express her admiration.
    Hayes wrote back and suggested the two might work together someday.
    Lucy asked her secretary Wanda Clark to save the note in her
    scrapbook, but chalked up the offer to collaborate as mere
    politeness. 

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    While
    Helen Hayes was appearing in Long
    Day’s Journey Into Night

    in Washington, DC she got very ill and had to be hospitalized.
    Doctors told her that she was allergic to the backstage dust and
    should no longer work on the stage. Lucille Ball’s offer to play Mrs.
    Brady came along at the perfect time. Television gave Hayes a new
    direction and prolonged her career for many years.

    Fun Fact: Eugene O’Neill’s drama Long Day’s Journey Into Night premiered in 1956 at the (now defunct) Helen Hayes Theatre on Broadway.  In 1958, Helen Hayes starred in Eugene O’Neill’s A Touch of the Poet at the Helen Hayes Theatre. 

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    Lucille
    Ball later said of Hayes: 

    “I
    can recommend a performance in company with Helen for giving any
    actress a true perspective of things. If that experience doesn’t give
    you a sense of humility, nothing will. I found myself devoting as
    much attention to watching her perform as to actually performing with
    her. She set the standard for the rest of us.”

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    Helen
    Hayes plays Kathleen Brady, which is also the name of the biographer
    who wrote Lucille:
    The Life of Lucille Ball,

    published in 1994 by Billboard Books.

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    The
    character Hayes plays here capitalizes on her Oscar-winning role of
    Ada Quonsett in Airport
    (1970), a sweet little old lady who cons the airlines and stows away
    to get free air travel.  On “Here’s Lucy” the plot relies on the
    premise that Mrs. Brady could be a con artist.  

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    Mrs.
    Brady receives ‘messages’ from her late husband Michael from her
    guides in the spirit world,  Napoleon and Josephine Bonaparte.
    Napoleon Bonaparte
    (1769-1821)
    was a French statesman and  military
    leader who
    rose to prominence during the French Revolution and
    led several successful campaigns during
    the French Revolutionary Wars. He was Emperor of the
    French from
    1804 until 1814, and again briefly in 1815. Joséphine
    de Beauharnais
     (1763–1814)
    was the first wife of Napoleon and thus the first Empress
    of the French.

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    Harry
    theorizes that Mrs. Brady may be like the sweet little old ladies in
    Arsenic
    and Old Lace,

    poisoning people with elderberry wine. That is the cue for Mrs.
    Brady to serve Harry a glass of her late husband’s favorite drink –
    elderberry wine!  Lucie Arnaz ad libs the line “That
    was just a play!”
      Arsenic
    and Old Lace

    by Joseph Kesselring opened on Broadway in 1939 and ran until 1944,
    during which time
    Helen Hayes starred in four other Broadway plays. It was made into a
    film by Frank Capra in 1944. In
    1969, Helen Hayes starred in a TV version with Lillian Gish (inset photo), Bob
    Crane, Fred Gwynne, and David
    Wayne. The play / film was previously mentioned was in “Lucy and the Ex-Con” (S1;E15).  

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    When
    Mrs. Brady comes to Harry for financial advice, he brags that “Dun
    and Bradstreet don’t make a move without me!”
      Dun
    and Bradstreet

    is a financial analytics firm founded in 1841 in New York City. They
    are still in business today, headquartered in Short Hills, New
    Jersey.  

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    Mrs.
    Brady has some property she needs to sell located on the northeast
    corner of Molby and Delaney Streets, in Dublin, Ireland.  The Irish
    consulate tells Harry it is worth $25,000. Harry manages to get Mrs.
    Brady to part with it for $5,000.

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    When
    Harry sees the opportunity to cash in on Mrs. Brady’s Dublin
    property, he sings a bit of “Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ral
    (That’s an Irish Lullaby)”

    a
    classic Irish-American song
    originally written in 1913 by composer James Royce Shannon for
    the Tin Pan Alley musical Shameen
    Dhu

    The
    song was brought back to prominence by Bing Crosby in
    1944’s Going
    My Way. 
    Crosby’s single sold over a million copies and peaked at #4 on the Billboard charts.

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    When
    Harry hears Lucy and Kim’s scheme about the fake séance, he says “If
    this is the ship of fools, would you let me off at Catalina?”

    Ship
    of Fools

    was an Oscar-winning film released in 1965 based on the 1962 novel of
    the same name by Katherine Anne Porter.  Catalina,
    an island off the Los Angeles coast, has been the punchline of many
    jokes on “Here’s Lucy.”

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    In
    “The Seance” (ILL S1;E7) the Ricardos and the Mertzes fake
    a seance to conjure up Tilly for Mr. Merriweather (Jay Novello) in
    order to further Ricky’s career.  

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    Lucille
    Ball has played stereotypical ‘little old ladies’ many times. Lucy Carter went gray in “Lucy and the Ex-Con” (S1;E15) and in “Lucy and the Celebrities” (S4;E10, above). 

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    Lucy Carmichael aged herself for “Lucy Helps the Countess” (TLS S4;E8), “Lucy and the Soap Opera” (TLS S4;E19) and “Little Old Lucy” (TLS S6;E7).

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    Lucy Ricardo donned
    old age make-up in “The
    Young Fans” (ILL S1;E20)

    and in “The
    Girls Go Into Business” (ILL S3;E2, above)

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    Kim Carter (Lucie Arnaz) took a page from her mother’s playbook and donned the Little Old Lady garb in “Meanwhile, Back at the Office” (S6;E16).  

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    Elderly character actress Ruth McDevitt played an (even more) eccentric little old lady in “Lucy
    and the Diamond Cutter” (S3;E10).
    McDevitt may have been considered
    for the role of Mrs. Brady, but during her episode there was an
    incident on set that resulted in McDevitt having to receive medical
    care.  

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    Sitcom
    Logic Alert!  
    Unlike
    the classic ‘Ethel to Tilly’ séance on “I Love Lucy” this
    séance seems a bit overly elaborate for a home-spun spirit raising.
    It includes 

    • pre-fabricated dummies for Lucy and Harry;
    • a quick change
      with elaborate costumes for Harry and Lucy to play Napoleon and
      Josephine; 
    • a theatrical spotlight in the living room to heighten the
      drama; 
    • a huge dining room table that appears just for this episode; 
    • three background performers (“Kim’s friends”) to fill out the
      party.  

    Lucy and Harry do not disguise their voices (which Lucy
    Ricardo and Fred Mertz did so memorably on “I Love Lucy”) and
    Lucy’s bright red hair (that Mrs. Brady previously remarked on) is
    not wigged. In short, Mrs. Brady would have to be a real con artist
    or in the throes of dementia to think the séance was real!  But
    that’s the show biz!  

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    “Lucy and the Little Old Lady”
    rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    The
    Queen of Comedy meets the First Lady of the American Theatre in a
    memorable episode.  Hayes looks to be having a wonderful time in the
    role and it is a joy to watch.  

  • LUCY’S BONUS BOUNCES

    S4;E16
    ~ December 27, 1971

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Martin Ragaway

    Synopsis

    On
    the suggestion of his psychiatrist, Harry gives Lucy a big raise in
    order to gain her loyalty.  But the scheme backfires when Lucy
    worries that Harry is hiding something.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Mary
    Jane Croft 
    (Mary
    Jane) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy. ”
    She also played Cynthia Harcourt in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
     and
    Evelyn Bigsby in Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83. 

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    Parley
    Baer
     (Dr.
    Cunningham) previously played MGM’s Mr. Reilly in Ricky
    Needs an Agent” (ILL S4;E29)
     and
    furniture salesman Mr. Perry in Lucy
    Gets Chummy with the Neighbors” (ILL S6;E18)
    .
    He made five appearances on “The Lucy Show.”  He previously
    played Dr. Cunningham in “Lucy’s Vacation” (S3;E17). Baer is
    perhaps best known for his recurring roles as Mayor Stoner on “The
    Andy Griffith Show” and Doc Appleby in “The Dukes of Hazzard.”

    Dr.
    Cunningham is Harry’s psychiatrist. He has a neurotic wife and
    neurotic children. 

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    Paul
    Picerni

    (William McPherson, IRS Agent) also
    appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1975 TV movie “Lucy Gets Lucky.”
     Picerni was a cast member of Desilu’s “The Untouchables”
    from 1959 to 1963. 
    This is his fourth and final episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Picerni’s
    character is never identified by name in the script, only in the
    final credits. Paul Picerni introduces this episode on the series DVD. 

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    Vanda
    Barra
    (Connie
    the Waitress) makes one of over two dozen appearances on
    “Here’s Lucy” as well as appearing in Ball’s two 1975 TV
    movies “Lucy Gets Lucky” (with Dean Martin) and “Three for Two”
    (with Jackie Gleason). She was seen in half a dozen episodes of “The
    Lucy Show.” Barra was Lucille Ball’s
    cousin-in-law.

    Shirley
    Anthony

    (Golf Course Restaurant Patron, uncredited) makes
    the third of her 13 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Other
    Golf Course Restaurant patrons and staff are played by uncredited
    background performers.

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    This
    is the final episode of calendar year 1971.  

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    After 15 episodes, the series finally acknowledges that Craig, a role played by Lucille Ball’s own son, Desi Arnaz Jr., has gone
    away to school.  While at the office, Lucy gets a phone call from him, but Desi Arnaz Jr. is not heard or seen. He will, however,
    return to the role for a single episode in season 5.  

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    This
    episode cleverly incorporates a running gag of fainting.

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    First
    Harry faints when Dr. Cunningham suggests giving Lucy at $50 a week
    raise…

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    Then
    Lucy faints when she hears Harry telling her he’s giving her a $50 a
    week raise…

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    Then
    Kim faints when her mother tells her Uncle Harry gave her a $50 a
    week raise. Then,
    in a phone call, Lucy tells her son Craig that Uncle Harry gave her a
    $50 a week raise, and it is inferred that Craig fainted.  This is
    accomplished by a descending chord from the background music and Lucy
    asking “Craig?
    Craig?”  

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    Later, Mary Jane says she feels faint when she hears about the raise – but she
    doesn’t pass out. 

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    To bring the episode full circle, Harry faints
    again when Lucy
    returns

    the $50 a week raise!  After each person faints, someone sprinkles
    them with water to revive them, but in Harry’s case (true to form) he
    is drenched in water from several sources. 

    Harry
    pays Dr. Cunningham $35 an hour.  Accounting for inflation, that would be like $225 in today’s money. It is hard to believe tightwad Harry would shell out that amount for his own psychiatric care! 

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    Reading the single entry in Harry’s diary, Lucy
    says that Harry never had a secret love life and that if they ever
    made a movie of his life he’d be played by Doris Day. This is a
    reference to the song
    “Secret Love”
    by
    Sammy Fain and Paul Francis Webster for the 1953 film Calamity
    Jane

    starring Doris Day.  The song was a #1 hit for Day.

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    Appealing
    to the IRS Agent (Paul Picerni) for leniency for Harry, Lucy
    paraphrases Portia, a lawyer in William Shakespeare’s The
    Merchant of Venice
    .  

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    When
    the IRS starts to focus on Lucy, Harry insists she be taken to prison
    – any prison – San Quentin, Alcatraz, Devil’s Island. Both San
    Quentin
    and Alcatraz were located in California, while Devil’s Island
    (aka Bagne de Cayenne) was a penal colony in French Guiana. All
    three were no longer in service as prisons, but have entered pop
    culture lore for their reputations.  

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    Dr.
    Cunningham, Harry’s psychiatrist, first appeared in “Lucy’s
    Vacation” (S3;E17)
    . Unfortunately, although this might have been a
    good running character, this was his last appearance.

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    Title Trouble! The title never really comes to pass. Lucy ‘returns’ her raise before it can even be deposited in the bank, let alone ‘bounce.’    

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    Character Consistency! The premise of the episode relies on the unlikely idea that tightwad Harry would give Lucy a $50 a week raise – a substantial sum for a secretary in 1971.  

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    Costume
    Recycling!

    When spying on Harry, Lucy wears the same green candy striped jacket
    she wore at the end of the previous episode, “Lucy’s Lucky Day”
    (S4;E15).

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    Catching Up with Catsup!
    A distracted and distressed Harry pours ketchup on his cantaloupe.
    This gag is telegraphed by having large ketchup bottles on every
    table, even in the previous scene. Harry’s melon has been noticeably
    hollowed out to hold the ketchup. The ketchup has been watered down
    to pour freely out of the bottle without any effort from Harry.

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    “Lucy’s Bonus Bounces” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    This
    is one of the very few unique plots of the series. There were
    previous stories about getting a raise, but it is unusual for a
    character to be concerned about the motivations behind the pay
    increase. The writing here is top notch, perhaps because Martin
    Ragaway was one of the few who worked without a collaborator. The
    directing, editing, and even the background music, is sharp –
    tonally, it almost feels like another show. The only regrettable
    thing is that there is a lot of unnecessary shouting, something that
    marred later episodes.

  • LUCY’S LUCKY DAY

    S4;E15
    ~ December 20, 1971

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Fred S. Fox and Seaman Jacobs

    Synopsis

    To
    capitalize on what seems to be a lucky streak, Lucy goes on a TV game
    show and is challenged to teach an untrained chimpanzee to do a trick
    in order to win a thousand dollars.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Dick
    Patterson
    (Dick
    Dunkirk) made
    his Broadway debut in David Merrick’s Vintage
    ‘60
    ,
    and appeared in The
    Billy Barnes People
    ,
    the national touring company of Bye
    Bye Birdie, 
    and
    opposite Carol Burnett in Fade
    Out, Fade In
    .
    His last musical was Smile,
    a spoof of beauty pageants. He was seen in “Lucy
    Helps Danny Thomas” (TLS S4;E7)
    .
    This is the second of his four appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Dick
    Dunkirk is the host of “Milky Way to Riches” sponsored by the
    Dover Dairy.

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    Billy
    Sands

    (Mr. Larson, the Milkman) began
    his professional acting career in 1946 when he appeared on Broadway
    with Spencer Tracy in Robert Sherwood’s Rugged
    Path,

    but he eventually became a television character actor who appeared
    regularly as Dino Papparelli on “The Phil Silvers Show” and as  ‘Tinker’ Bell on “McHale’s Navy.” This is the first of his three appearances on
    “Here’s Lucy.”

    Sid
    Gould

    (Stage Hand, uncredited) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” and nearly as many
    on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton. 

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    Jackie
    the Chimpanzee
    is the seventh chimpanzee to work with Lucille Ball on television.

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    Uncredited
    studio audience members at “The Milky Way to Riches”:

    • Shirley
      Anthony

      makes
      the second of her 13 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” 
    • Sig
      Frohlich

      makes
      the second of his uncredited background appearances on the series.
    • Robert
      Hitchcock
      was
      seen in “Lucy
      and Phil Harris” (TLS S6;E20)
       at
      the piano bar. This is the third of his four episodes of
      “Here’s Lucy.”
    • Paul
      King

      makes
      the fifth and final background appearance on the series.  

    The
    other studio audience members are played by uncredited background
    performers.

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    In
    his DVD introduction to the episode, choreographer Jim
    Bates

    recalls that the chimpanzee only knew one trick – to cross its legs
    – so the entire routine was built around that.  He also recalls
    that when Gale Gordon took off the gorilla head in the presence of
    the baby chimp, the chimp went into hysterics and had to be taken off
    set to calm down.  

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    Lucy
    has an overdue book at the library – Gone
    With The Wind

    – which she took out when it was first published. The novel by
    Margaret Mitchell dates from 1936, which means Lucy has had the book
    for 35 years!  The film adaptation of the book was a part of “Lucy
    and Flip Go Legit” (S4;E1)
    and “Lucy and Carol Burnett aka The
    Hollywood Unemployment Follies” (S3;E22)
    .

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    When
    Mr. Larson the milkman rushes in with good news, Lucy teases him by
    guessing that Elsie the Cow had triplets. Elsie
    was the cartoon cow mascot of the Bordon Dairy Company from 1936
    until it went out of business in the mid-1990s. Elsie was one of the
    most recognizable advertising symbols in the country. Larson tells Lucy that she has won Dover Dairy’s customer of the
    year and will receive a free pint of raspberry apricot yogurt every
    week for a year.

    Kim
    jokingly predicts that the person at the door is Howard
    Hughes

    with a basket full of money.  Hughes (1905-76) was one of the most
    financially successful people in the world.  On “Here’s Lucy,”
    whenever a joke was about great wealth, the punchline either featured
    Howard Hughes or Fort Knox.

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    On
    “The Milky Way To Riches” Lucy must answer three geography
    questions to qualify to earn a chance to win $1,000:  


    DICK:
     Where is the lowest point in the world below sea level?
    LUCY: Oh,
    boy.  I’m dead, see
    ~Answer: The Dead
    Sea
    DICK: The Dead Sea is part of the border between Jordan and what other
    country?
    LUCY: Oh, boy.  That question is real tough –
    ~ Answer: Israel
    DICK: It’s an autonomous region of China, bordered by China on the north
    and east, by India on the south and Cashmere on the West. Name this
    Chinese autonomous region.

    LUCY: And I wanted to bet I’d win.
    ~Answer: Tibet

    After
    answering three questions, Lucy has to pick between three doors, just
    like on the TV game show “Let’s Make a Deal.”  Lucy picks door #2, which is the gag prize, an untrained chimpanzee named Jackie. 

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    When
    Jackie the chimp spins and Harry in a gorilla costume spin in circles
    to the music on Kim’s transistor radio, Lucy dubs them Fred Astaire
    and Ginger
    Rogers.

    The latter was the guest star on “Ginger Rogers Comes to
    Tea” (S4;E11).
      

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    Back
    on “The Milky Way to Riches” program Kim, Harry, and Lucy (and
    Jackie) sing and dance to “While
    Strolling Through the Park One Day” 
    which
    is actually titled “The Fountain in the Park” and was written by
    Ed Haley around 1880. In “Lucy’s Show-Biz Swan
    Song” (ILL S2;E12)
    a pregnant Lucy Ricardo grabs a parasol and does
    an impromptu chorus of the song to impress Ricky.

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    The trio (with Jackie) sings “Tell
    Me, Pretty Maiden”

    written in 1899 by Paul Rubens, Ernest Boyd Jones, and Leslie
    Stuart for the musical Floradora.

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    Finally,
    the foursome sing (and play on the bells) “Daisy
    Bell / Bicycle Built for Two”

    written
    in 1892 by British songwriter Harry
    Dacre.

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    At
    the beginning of the episode, Kim reads Lucy her horoscope, but Lucy
    scoffs at the idea of astrology. In “The Seance” (ILL S1;E7), it
    is Lucy Ricardo who is a believer and Ricky is dubious.  

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    In
    “Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio” (ILL S1;E32), the Ricardos must
    answer questions on “Mr. and Mrs. Quiz” hosted by Freddy Fillmore.
    On that 1952 episode, Ricky stumbles into the right answers quite
    accidentally, just as Lucy Carter does here.  

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    Lucille
    Ball got lots of practice walking on stilts in two episode of “The
    Lucy Show”: “Lucy and Her Electric Mattress” (TLS S2;E12) and
    “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (TLS S4;E17).  

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    Lucille
    Ball showed her proficiency on roller skates in “The Million Dollar Idea” (ILL S3;E13), “Lucy and the Good
    Skate” (TLS S3;E1)
    , and in the motion picture Mame (1974).   

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    Lucille
    Ball worked with chimpanzees in “Lucy
    the Babysitter” (TLS S5;E16)
     which
    featured Lucy Carmichael and three baby chimps.
    In “Lucy
    the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15)
    ,
    the Carter living room is turned into a pet shop that also features a
    chimpanzee (named Irving).
    In “Lucy in the Jungle” (S4;E13) Lucy Carter dealt with a pair
    of baby chimps named Fido and Rover.  

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    At
    the end of “The Milky Way to Riches” “Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built
    for Two)”
    turns into a solo for bell ringers. The Ricardos and the
    Mertzes were western bell ringers in “Lucy Goes to the Rodeo”
    (ILL S5;E2)
    clanging out the tune of “Down by the Old Mill Stream.”

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    Lucy
    Ricardo’s milkman also brought her some ‘news’ with her milk order in
    “The Gossip” (ILL S1;E24).

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    Overdue
    with the Wind! 
     Lucy’s library is still sending reminder
    cards for books overdue for 35 years!  Surely the cover price would
    have been paid many times over by the fines accrued!  To be precise,
    in 1936 Lucy probably would have still been living in New York. In a
    season one episode she stated that the family had moved from the East
    Coast. This implies that she had married and had children, making
    the move less than 20 years ago.

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    “Lucy’s Lucky Day” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    This episode has a lot of callbacks to previous “Lucy” shows. In the end, however, it is another episode of Lucy working with live animals, especially chimps, which was just done two weeks earlier! It’s also typical that the final scene turns into a musical number – something Lucille Ball loved to do.  

  • LUCY AND CANDID CAMERA

    S4;E14
    ~ December 13, 1971

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Al Schwartz

    Synopsis

    Alan
    Funt has a criminal impostor who recruits Lucy, Harry and Kim to
    commit robberies under the pretense that they are doing stunts for his
    “Candid Camera” television show.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

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    Allen
    Funt
    (Himself
    / Impostor) was
    born in 1914 in New York City.  He is best known as the producer,
    director, and host of the hidden camera show “Candid Camera.” He
    produced
    “Candid Microphone” on radio before moving the format to
    television in 1948.  He died in 1999.  After his passing,
    the “Candid Camera” franchise was taken over by his son, Peter
    Funt.

    Although
    Allen Funt plays two characters here, the impostor is never given a
    name.

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    James
    Millhollin

    (Mr. Ponsonby) appeared on Broadway between 1955 and 1960 including
    in 1955’s No
    Time for Sergeants
    ,
    which he also filmed in 1958.  This is his only appearance with
    Lucille Ball.  

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    Robert
    Carson

    (Police Sergeant Lou Holmes) was
    a busy Canadian-born character actor who appeared on six episodes of
    “The Lucy Show.” This is the fourth of his five appearances on
    “Here’s Lucy.”

    Although
    his name is not spoken in the dialogue or listed in the credits, it
    is written on his office door!

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    Fred
    Festinger

    (Bank Guard) makes one of his only six screen appearances here.

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    Vanda
    Barra

    (Bank Teller) was Lucille Ball’s cousin-in-law and married to frequent day player Sid Gould. This is just one of her over two dozen appearances on “Here’s Lucy” as well as appearing in Ball’s two 1975 TV movies “Lucy Gets Lucky” (with Dean Martin) and “Three for Two” (with Jackie Gleason). She was seen in half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.”

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    Maurice
    Kelly

    (Bank Teller, left) was
    an English-born actor who played a student in Lucy
    and Viv Take Up Chemistry” (TLS S1;E26)
    .
     This is his third and last appearance on “Here’s Lucy.”
     He died at the age of 46 in 1974.

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    Peter
    Leeds
    (First
    Cop) was
    born in Bayonne, NJ and starred with Lucille Ball in the films The
    Long, Long Trailer
     (1953)
    and The
    Facts of Life
     (1960). He also appeared in “Lucy
    and Bob Hope” (ILL S6;E1)
     as
    well as playing a reporter in “The
    Publicity Agent” (ILL S1;E31)
    .  This is his only appearance on
    “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Paul
    Sorensen

    (Second Cop) played policemen on many television shows during his
    long career.  He appeared with Lucille Ball in 1967’s The
    Guide for the Married Man
    .
    This is his only appearance on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Shirley
    Anthony
    (Bank
    Customer, uncredited) makes
    the second of her 13 (mostly uncredited) appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.”   

    Jack
    Berle
    (Bank
    Customer, uncredited) was
    the older brother of Milton Berle. This is one of his eleven
    uncredited appearances on the series.  He previously did two
    episodes of “The Lucy Show.” 

    Walter
    Smith

    (Bank Customer, uncredited) made
    14 mostly uncredited appearances on the series. He also did one
    episode of The
    Lucy Show.”
      

    The
    other policeman and the other bank customers are played by uncredited
    background performers.

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    Candid
    Camera”
    began
    on radio as “Candid Microphone” and moved to television in 1948.
    Although aired on all three major networks and in syndication, the
    radio program was originally aired on CBS and sponsored by Philip
    Morris, just like “I Love Lucy.”  

    Allen
    Funt grew up in Brooklyn, New York. Funt wanted to be a writer and his friend and next door neighbor wanted to be an
    actor. It turned out that Funt’s friend was Milt Josefsberg, the
    script writer for this episode!

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    This
    episode was originally sponsored by Lever Brothers. The DVD includes
    commercials for Wisk, the 1971 Lady Remington shaver, and Lux,
    including one starring Sandy Duncan and Christopher Hewett (“Mr.
    Belvedere”).

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    On
    the series DVD, the episode is introduced by Jim Bates, who
    choreographed the musical comedy bank robbery.  

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    Lucy
    initially mistakes Allen Funt for Ralph Edwards. Ralph
    Edwards

    (1913-2005) was primarily known for hosting “This is Your Life”
    (1953-1992).

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    Thinking
    they are pulling off a Candid Camera stunt, Lucy, Harry, and Kim rob
    the Supreme Fur Salon, posing as posh shoppers named Sherwood (Harry),
    Penelope (Kim), and Mumsy (Lucy).  

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    Thinking
    they are pulling off a second Candid Camera stunt, Lucy, Harry and
    Kim rob the City Bank.  This time their crime is done using a
    song and dance medley especially written for this episode:

    • “Stealin’
      the Jack” aka “Ballin’
      the Jack”

      was written in 1913 by Jim Burris and Chris Smith.
    • “Hello,
      Dollar!” aka “Hello,
      Dolly!”

      is the
      title song of the 1964 musical of
      the same name written by Jerry Herman.
    • “Whatever
      Lucy Wants” aka “Whatever
      Lola Wants”

      is by Richard Adler and Jerry Ross from the 1954 musical Damn
      Yankees
      .
    • “We
      Got the Money” aka “We’re
      in the Money

      or
      The Gold Diggers Song”

      was written by Al Dubin and Harry Warren for the film The
      Gold Diggers of 1933.

      It is now part of the stage musical 42nd Street.
    • The
      Impossible Dream
      or
      The Quest”
      was
      written by Joe Darien and Mitch Leigh for the 1964 musical
      Man of La Mancha.
    • “Please
      Don’t Talk About Us When We Go” aka “Please
      Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone”

      was written by Sidney Clare and Sam H. Stept in 1930.  
    • Hey
      Look Me Over”
      written
      in 1960 by Cy Coleman for the Broadway musical Wildcat
      and
      introduced by Lucille Ball.
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    The
    police officer (Peter Leeds) tells Allen Funt “I don’t care if
    you’re Spiro Agnew, get your hands up!”
    Spiro Agnew (1918-96) was
    the Vice President of the United States under Richard Nixon.  Agnew
    was previously mentioned in “Lucy’s Wedding Party” (S3;E8).    

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    Lucy
    Carmichael also got involved in a hidden camera television show in
    “Lucy and the Beauty Doctor” (TLS S3;E24).  In that show, the TV
    program was called “The Boiling Point.”

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    Van
    Johnson also had a criminal doppelganger in the episode “Guess Who
    Owes Lucy $23.50?”
    (S1;E11).

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    Harry
    (as Sherwood) mentions using one of the fur coats for a bath mat.  In
    “Lucy Cries Wolf” (ILL S4;E1) Fred Mertz jokingly says that he
    might use Lucy Ricardo’s lynx stole as a bath mat.  

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    While “Here’s Lucy” has the Supreme Fur Salon, Lucy Ricardo visited Henderson’s Furs in in “Lucy
    Changes Her Mind”
    (ILL S2;E21)

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    In Danfield, Lucy Carmichael shopped at Madam Fifi’s in “Lucy Gets Amnesia” (TLS S3;E4).  

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    Lucy
    Carmichael and Vivian Bagley pretend to be bank robbers in “Lucy
    Takes a Job at the Bank”
    (TLS S2;E21)
    .  

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    In “Lucy and the Great
    Bank Robbery”
    (TLS S3;E5),
    Lucy and Viv took in two gentlemen boarders who turned out
    to be crooks looking to rob the same bank.  

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    Where the Floor Ends!  Once again, the camera pulls back too far and the viewers can see where the office carpet meets the cement soundstage floor. 

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    “Lucy and Candid Camera”
    rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Lucy,
    Lucie and Gale are a lot of fun to watch as the posh fur thieves, but
    there seems little reason to make the second “stunt” a musical
    number.  Besides being awkward and unfunny (with ugly costumes), it
    uses up time that might have been better spent on a satisfying
    ending.  Allen Funt was not an actor, and his line readings are no
    different than when he was introducing his television show. Needless
    to say, he doesn’t even try to make the impostor different from
    himself.  

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  • LUCY IN THE JUNGLE

    S4;E13
    ~ December 6, 1971

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Larry Rhine and Lou Derman

    Synopsis

    Harry’s
    doctor says he’s in danger of a nervous breakdown, so Lucy suggests a
    house swap vacation.  Unfortunately, the only home left was in
    Nairobi, Kenya. Their swap turns out to be a jungle hut, populated
    by wild animals and without modern conveniences, causing Harry to get
    even more tense than he was in Los Angeles.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

    Ben Wrigley (Homer Pomeroy) played Butlers in “Lucy and Liberace” (S2;E16) and “Lucy and Jack Benny’s Biography” (S3;E11). He was a British actor who appeared in the film My Fair Lady (1964) and Bednobs and Broomsticks (1971). Wrigley previously appeared as a ticket agent in “Lucy Flies to London” (TLS S5;E6).  This is his last episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Lola
    Fisher

    (Matilda Pomeroy) understudied
    and replaced Julie Andrews on Broadway in the musical My
    Fair Lady
    .
    It was the third and last of her Broadway shows. Fisher makes the
    second of her three “Here’s Lucy” appearances.

    The
    Pomeroys’ first names are not spoken in the dialogue and only listed
    in the final credits.

    Ginny
    Tyler

    (Polly the Parrot, uncredited voice) previously
    voiced Clementine the sheep in “Lucy
    Buys a Sheep” (TLS S1;E5)

    and
    the bird voices in “Lucy Gets the Bird” (TLS S3;E12).
     She did the voice of the sheep in Disney’s 1964 hit Mary
    Poppins
    .
    She started out on radio before hosting a children’s TV show in
    Seattle. By the late 1950s, she had moved to Hollywood and was
    narrating record albums for Disney, including “Bambi” and “Babes
    in Toyland.”  Although she died in 2012, her voice can still
    be heard in the chorus of birds outside The Enchanted Tiki Room at
    Disneyland and Walt Disney World.

    Baby
    Chimpanzees

    (Fido and Rover)

    The
    ham radio voice of the Doctor from Nairobi General Hospital is
    uncredited.

    This
    episode was first aired on Wally Cox’s 47th birthday, December 6, 1971. Cox was one of
    Lucille Ball’s favorite character actors.  He appeared on four
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy” and one “The Lucy Show.”

    In
    her DVD introduction to the episode, Lola Fisher says that she later
    actually visited Nairobi, Kenya, and that the Hollywood version of
    the jungle was “pretty good.”  

    Lola
    Fish and Ben Wrigley (the Pomeroys) had appeared on stage in My
    Fair Lady

    together.  She was Eliza, and he played her father, Alfred P.
    Doolittle.  

    Harry
    gets wet right away in this episode, when he crushes the paper cup
    that holds the water to swallow his nerve pills.  It’s not “Here’s Lucy” until Gale Gordon gets wet!

    When
    Harry sees the Pomeroy hut in Nairobi, he says he’d be better off
    in the San Diego Zoo.  In “Lucy the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15),
    Lucy
    compared her house full of animals to the San
    Diego Zoo
    .
    It was also mentioned as a possible stop-over in “Lucy and Viv
    Visit Tijuana” (S2;E19)
    .  Located in Balboa Park, San Diego,
    California, it is one of the most famous zoos in the world.  It
    first opened in 1916 and is still in operation today.  

    When
    Harry sees baby chimps Fido and Rover, he reminds Lucy and Kim that
    King Kong started out as a baby, too!  King
    Kong
    ,
    Hollywood’s tale of a giant ape, was first filmed in 1933, then
    re-made in 1976 and 2005.  A stage musical of the story has even been
    created.  Fay Wray, one of the stars of the original film, also made
    The
    Bowery

    that same year, which was the uncredited screen debut of Lucille
    Ball.  

    When
    Kim says that Fido and Rover are cute, Harry snaps back that she
    thought Jack the Ripper, Ivan the Terrible, and Bluebeard were all
    cute!  All three were historical figures that reigned terror through
    murder, despotic leadership, and robbery, to name but a few.  

    Lucy
    cooks up a Jungle Stew consisting of gazelle gizzards and hippo ham
    hocks.  These ingredients were doubtless chosen for their comic
    alliteration. 

    To
    keep Harry awake after he has supposedly been bitten by a Tsetse fly,
    Lucy and Kim sing “Deep
    in the Heart of Texas”

    slapping Harry in the face on the downbeat.  The anthem to the Lone
    Star State was written in 1941 by June
    Hershey and Don Swander. 

    The
    Pomeroys call off the house swap because Los Angeles has made nervous
    wrecks of them due to smog, floods, earthquakes and the freeways!  

    This
    episode is similar in setting to “Lucy’s Safari” (S1;E22) which
    was actually supposed to be set in Topanga Canyon, outside of Los
    Angeles, but looked more like a jungle in the middle of Africa. 

    In
    “Lucy the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15), the Carter living room is
    turned into a pet shop that also features a chimpanzee (Irving)… 

    …and a
    talking parrot (Radish), in addition to many other live animals.  

    Lucille
    Ball had previous experience with chimps in “Lucy
    the Babysitter” (TLS S5;E16)

    which
    featured Lucy Carmichael and three baby chimps.

    Oops!
    When Lucy enters with the luggage on her head, she stoops to set it
    down and something falls off her head and underneath the stack of suitcases.  This is a foam ring that Lucille Ball had between her head and the luggage as a cushion and to prevent her hair from being flattened!  

    Lion-Eyes!
    When the lion leaps up at the window, the animal’s taut wire restraints can be seen at the right.

    Horny Harry!  When Harry stares at the ostrich egg, the boar’s teeth
    on the wall behind him make it look like Harry has horns!  This
    devilish look was intentionally given to Harry in “Lucy Protects
    Her Job” (S2;E14)
    .  

    “Lucy in the Jungle” rates 1 Paper Heart out of 5

    Although not quite as bad as “Lucy’s Safari” (S1;E22), this episode is basically just Lucy interacting with live animals, which was better done in “Lucy, the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15).  

  • LUCY HELPS DAVID FROST GO NIGHT-NIGHT

    S4;E12
    ~ November 29, 1971

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis

    Synopsis

    Television
    host David Frost comes to the Unique Employment Agency to hire a
    traveling companion to assure that he gets some sleep on his flight
    to London. When Harry hurts his leg, Lucy is sent in his stead.
    Needless to say, with Lucy beside him Frost finds sleeping is not
    easy.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter)

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter) is not in this episode, but does receive opening title
    credit.

    Guest
    Cast

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    David
    Frost

    (Himself) was a prominent English television host and journalist.
    His career began in the UK in 1962 hosting “That Was the Week that
    Was” which led to “Frost on Sunday” in 1968.  He is best
    remembered for his US talk show “The David Frost Show” (1969-72).
    His 1977 interviews with former President Richard M. Nixon were
    eventually staged and filmed as Frost
    / Nixon

    by Peter Morgan.  Frost died in 2013 while aboard a cruise ship in
    the Mediterranean. He was 74 years old.

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    Tommy
    Farrell

    (Sky
    Marshal, above left) was on Broadway in three plays between 1942 and 1947. He was seen on “The
    Lucy Show” twice.  This is the second of his six episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Suzanne
    Taylor
    (Nancy,
    First Class Flight Attendant, above right) began acting on television
    in 1966.  Her final credit was in 1975.  This is her only appearance
    with Lucille Ball.  

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    Rosalind
    Miles
    (Flight
    Attendant) will make one more series appearance in 1972.  Her screen
    acting career lasted just seven years.  

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    Mike
    Howden
    (Flight
    Attendant) played
    small roles on Desilu shows like “Star Trek” and “Mannix.”
    His
    first series appearance was as the Ski Instructor in “Someone’s On
    the Ski Lift With Dinah” (S4;E7).
      

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    Ivor
    Barry

    (“The David Frost Show” Producer) was
    a Welsh-born
    character actor who began his film career in England in bit parts;
    moved to Canada in 1953 where he wrote and adapted scripts for radio
    and eventually appeared on American TV.
    He will play a French chef in “Lucy Meets Donny Osmond”
    (S5;E11), his second and last appearance with Lucille Ball.

    The
    character wanders onto the set of “The David Frost Show” after
    both David and Lucy have fallen asleep. He is not identified as the
    show’s producer.  

    Hank
    Robinson

    (Passenger, uncredited) was a busy background player in Hollywood
    seen on such shows as “Kojak,” “The Rockford Files,” and
    “Gunsmoke.”  He will appear in one more episode of “Here’s
    Lucy” in 1972.  

    The
    other first class passengers are played by uncredited background
    performers.

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    The
    evening this episode first aired “The David Frost Show” featured
    Frost interviewing Lauren Bacall. Starting in 1970, Lucille Ball
    appeared on “The David Frost Show” five times, with the fifth
    appearance just two weeks before this episode first aired.

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    On
    her DVD introduction to the episode, Lucie Arnaz (who was not
    actually in this episode) is somewhat surprised that the title of the
    episode includes baby talk like “Night-Night.”  The episode,
    however, does feature Lucy playing “mommy” to Frost and using the
    words “beddy-bye” and “tummy” as she tucks him in to his
    first class airline seat.  

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    Complimenting
    David Frost, Lucy mentions that she saw him on “The Carol Burnett
    Show.”
     Frost had been one of Carol’s celebrity guests on March 22,
    1971. Frost had also made appearances on “The Flip Wilson Show.”
    Both Burnett and Wilson had been guest stars on “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    The
    jet seen in the stock footage of the airport is a Pan Am Boeing 747
    with an upper deck first class lounge.

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    David
    Frost reckons that he has taken 346 air trips or traveled 1,853,000
    miles!

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    While
    Frost is trying to sleep, Lucy wears her headset and hums along to
    “Hey Look Me Over” while tapping it out on the glasses with her cutlery.
    Lucille Ball introduced the song in the 1960 Broadway musical
    Wildcat.

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    When
    Lucy sees the Sky Marshal’s gun and thinks he is a hijacker, she says
    that if Frost doesn’t help her apprehend him, he may be doing his
    show from Cuba. The inference is that a hijacker would re-route the
    plane to a communist country like Cuba. This is ironic considering
    Lucille Ball (and Lucy Ricardo’s) relationship with the island
    nation.

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    On
    David Frost’s TV show Lucy Carter tells her life story beginning with
    “I
    was born in Jamestown, New York,  and shortly after that we moved to
    Montana…”

    In reality, shortly after her birth Lucille Ball’s father moved the
    family to Montana for work purposes, but when he died suddenly (Lucy
    was just three), Lucy’s mother Dede moved the family back to
    Jamestown, New York, where Lucy was raised. When Lucille Ball was a
    young actor, she thought that it would sound more interesting to say
    that she was born in Butte, Montana, rather than Jamestown. Early
    motion picture directories (above) listed her birthplace as Butte.  

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    This
    is the first time we have seen Lucy Carter actually as a passenger on
    a jet, although she says she had flown before and liked it (but not
    the take-offs and landings). We have seen her jump out of an
    airplane
    … 

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    …and also in an episode set around Los Angeles International
    Airport
    .

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    Pan
    American World Airways (Pan Am) clipper
    service is the carrier that brings the Ricardos and the Mertzes back
    to New York in “Return Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26).  

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    They will
    also use Pan Am when flying from Miami Beach to Havana in “The
    Ricardos Visit Cuba” (S6;E9)
    .
    On both episodes there are insert shots of Pan Am aircraft, as well
    as the Pan Am logo visible on blankets and tote bags. The airline
    folded in 1991.  

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    Lucy
    Carmichael started her journey to London Lucy on British Imperial
    Airways, a fictional carrier, in “Lucy Flies to London” (TLS
    S5;E6)
    .  

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    She changes planes (and airlines) in New York, boarding Pan Am to get to Heathrow in “Lucy in London” (1966).

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    Lucy
    Ricardo struggled to stay awake after
    too much Dramamine in “The
    Passports” (ILL S5;E11)
     and
    when she was exhausted from her commuter lifestyle in “Lucy
    Wants a Career”
    ,
    a 1959 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.”  In
    1962, Lucy Carmichael had trouble staying awake during a classical
    music concert in “Lucy the Music Lover” (TLS S1;E8).  

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    Not
    wanting to waste her one day in London, Lucy Carter plans to see the
    changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace, something Lucy Ricardo
    did in “Lucy Meets the Queen” (ILL S5;E15) in 1956.  

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    Sitcom
    Logic Alert!
      Recounting David Frost attacking the Sky Marshal, Lucy says that
    people thought that David Frost was the hijacker.  The premise of the
    episode was that Frost was so recognizable people would not let him
    sleep – so how did the other passengers not recognize him?  Or did
    they think that famous interviewer David Frost was actually hijacking
    a plane?  

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    “Lucy Helps David Frost Go Night-Night”
    rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    Lucy Carter goes to London – at least for a day – just as Lucy Ricardo and Lucy Carmichael did before her.  Lucy and Frost have good comic rapport.  Lucy trying to stay awake on live television is classic!

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  • GINGER ROGERS COMES TO TEA

    S4;E11
    ~ November 22, 1971

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    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis

    Synopsis

    Ginger
    Rogers leaves her purse in a movie theatre where she’s gone incognito
    to see one of her films for the first time. Lucy and Harry discover
    the purse and hope to get to meet the star in person by inviting her
    to tea.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)  

    Guest
    Cast

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    Ginger
    Rogers

    (Herself)
    was
    born Virginia Katherine McMath in Independence, Missouri on July 16,
    1911, just one month before Lucille Ball.  As a singing and dancing
    actor, Rogers was mainly know for her partnership with fellow singer
    / dancer Fred Astaire in ten films. It was said that “Ginger did
    everything that Fred did, except backwards – and in heels!”

    During the 1930’s Lucille Ball did five films with Rogers, whom she
    considered a mentor.  By the 1970s Rogers had entered
    semi-retirement.  Lucie Arnaz has said that Rogers may have been a
    distant cousin of Lucille Ball’s.  She won an Oscar in 1940 for Kitty
    Foyle
    ,
    a rare dramatic role. Rogers died in 1995.  

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    William
    Lanteau

    (Spike, Ginger Rogers’ Secretary) first
    appeared with Lucille Ball in The
    Facts of Life 
    (1960).
    In addition to an episode of “The
    Lucy Show,”
     Lanteau
    did four episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  He is best remembered
    for playing Charlie the Mailman in the play and the film On
    Golden Pond 
    (1981).

    Lanteau
    wears a toupee and eyeglasses for the role. 

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    Shirley
    Anthony

    (Theatre Patron, uncredited) makes her second screen appearance and
    the first of her 13 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Bob
    Harks

    (Theatre Patron, uncredited)

    Extra, stand-in, and double Bob Harks was born on September 20, 1927.
    Harks appeared in his first film in 1968 and was seen in the
    background of Mame
    (1974). In 1970 he popped up on his first television show and was
    seen in more than a dozen episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” He died at
    age 83 in 2010.

    Eugene
    Jackson

    (Theatre Patron, uncredited) gained
    fame as Farina’s older brother, Pineapple, in six of Hal Roach’s
    “Our Gang” serials (1924-25). He appeared with Lucille Ball
    in the 1963 film Critic’s
    Choice
     as
    well as an episode of “The Lucy Show.”  He was seen in a
    previous episode of “Here’s Lucy” guest-starring Sammy
    Davis Jr.

    Victor
    Romito
    (Theatre
    Patron, uncredited) was
    seen as the Bartender in Lucy
    Meets John Wayne” (TLS S5;E10)
    .
    He also appeared in four episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  Romito
    was an extra in the 1960 Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film Critic’s
    Choice
    .

    The
    other Theatre Patrons are played by uncredited background performers.

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    This
    episode was filmed without an audience due to an imminent actor
    strike. 
    As a result, the canned laugh track is noticeably missing
    Gary Morton’s usual loud guffaws. The
    episode was filmed in mid-July 1971 with only two days of rehearsal as
    Lucille Ball wanted to make sure it was completed before the strike.
    The strike was averted when the Actors Guild signed a three-year
    contract on July 14, 1971.

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    During the 1930s, newcomer Lucille
    Ball was coached by Ginger Rogers’ mother, Lela, at the little
    theatre on the RKO lot. Inspired by this Lucy also mentored young
    actors at a little theatre when she bought the studio for Desilu.

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    At
    the start of the episode, Harry is looking to hire party staff for an
    (unseen) client named Mrs. Metcalf.  Metcalf was the surname given to the Fire Department Captain played by Patrick McVey in “Lucy and Viv are Volunteer Firemen” (TLS S1;E16), also written by Madelyn Davis and Bob Carroll Jr. 

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    Instead
    of working late, Lucy tells Harry that she wants to go to a Ginger
    Rogers Film Festival. They are showing
    Tender
    Comrade 
    (1943)
    and Flying
    Down To Rio 
    (1933), two films made at RKO, which eventually became Desilu.  

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    Lucy
    claims to be Ginger Rogers’ biggest fan alive, seeing every picture
    she’s ever made, some of them several times. This is a claim made by
    Lucy Carter about most celebrities, as well as by Lucy Ricardo and
    Lucy Carmichael.

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    In
    the office, Harry and Lucy improvise singing and dancing to “Cheek
    to Cheek”
    a
    song written by Irving
    Berlin in
    1935
    for
    the Fred
    Astaire /
    Ginger
    Rogers movie Top
    Hat
    .

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    Trying
    to impugn the taste in films of the mystery woman (a disguised Ginger Rogers), Lucy tells her to try back next week and they might be showing
    Beach Blanket Bingo
    .  This was the fourth of the light comic
    films set on the California beach starring Frankie Avalon and Annette
    Funicello.  It was released in 1965. Two years later, Avalon appeared (not as himself) in “Lucy and the Starmaker” (TLS S6;E4).  He will also play himself on “Here’s Lucy” in 1973.  

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    According
    to the hotel key in her purse, Ginger Rogers is staying at the Bel-Air Hotel.  This is probably meant to be the Hotel Bel-Air, located
    just outside Beverly Hills and Westwood. Hotel Bel-Air has regularly
    housed celebrities including Robert
    Wagner,
    Judy
    Garland,
    Bette
    Davis,
    Lauren
    Bacall,
    Paul
    Newman,
    Robert
    Redford,
    Jimmy
    Stewart,
    Audrey
    Hepburn, and
    Grace
    Kelly,
    who frequented the hotel so regularly she had a suite named after
    her. 

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    Rogers
    tells Lucy she has done 73 movies. Rattling off some of Rogers’ hits, Lucy adds a sugar cube to
    Ginger’s tea for each title: Top Hat, Roberta, Flying Down To Rio,
    Follow the Fleet, Shall We Dance,
    and
    The Barkleys of Broadway.
    When Lucy realizes she’s put six lumps
    of sugar in Ginger’s tea, Rogers says she only wanted Top Hat and
    Roberta
    (two lumps).  

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    Rogers
    mentions having a meeting with David Merrick to discuss starring in
    his new musical. In August 1966 Rogers had taken over the role of
    Dolly Levi in Hello, Dolly! on Broadway produced by David
    Merrick.  

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    When
    Kim returns with photos of Ginger Rogers for the star to sign, she
    accidentally grabbed a photo of Lassie. Canine star Lassie was
    the hero of both movies and television. Lassie was first mentioned by Lucy
    Ricardo in “The Young Fans” (ILL S1;E20) twenty years earlier.  The dog made an appearance in “The Desilu Revue” in 1959. 

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    Kim,
    Lucy and Ginger Rogers all dance the Charleston in this episode. Lucy
    reminds Rogers that she was the Texas State Charleston champion.  A
    portion of the dance routine was originally choreographed for Lucie
    Arnaz by Jim Bates on “The Kraft Music Hall” which aired on NBC
    on February 4, 1970.  It also starred Desi Sr. and Jr. (above).  Bates had taken over for choreographer Jack
    Baker on “Here’s Lucy.”    

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    After
    dancing the Charleston with Lucy and Kim, Lucy asks Rogers to do a
    scene from Kitty Foyle, Ginger’s Oscar-winning role.  Rogers graciously declines, asking Lucy to become a
    Katherine Hepburn fan instead!

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    In
    “The Dancing Star” (ILL S4;E27) Lucy Ricardo got to dance with another one of her idols, Van Johnson.  Johnson and Ginger Rogers had starred
    together in 1945’s
    Week-End at the Waldorf.  
    Irving
    Bacon (who played Ethel’s father, Will Potter) was also in the MGM film.

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    I
    Had A Dream!  
    The
    passage of time while the theatre patrons are watching Flying
    Down To Rio

    is marked by the use of a wavy screen and harp glissando, techniques
    that usually indicate a dream sequence, not the mere passage of time.

    Where
    Do I Live?

    Lucy gives her home address as 4863 Valley Lawn Drive. Both Harry
    and Lucy have given this address as their own in previous episodes.

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    “Ginger Rogers Comes to Tea” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Ginger Rogers shows just what a good actress she was here, despite just two days rehearsal.  Not having a studio audience didn’t bother Ginger, who was at home on a closed set.  William Lanteau (Spike) creates an interesting secretary character – borderline gay but never over-the-top (except for that bad toupee).  Although many might site the dance sequence with Lucy and Lucie as the highlight, I prefer watching Ginger Rogers the actress – especially in her disguise at the film festival!  

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  • LUCY AND THE CELEBRITIES

    S4;E10
    ~ November 15, 1971

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Al Schwartz

    Synopsis

    When
    a rival employment agency starts advertising using endorsements,
    Harry charges Lucy with getting celebrities to do radio commercials
    for the Unique Employment Agency.  After being refused admittance to
    a movie studio, Lucy discovers that Kim is dating celebrity
    impressionist Rich Little and convinces him to help her. 

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

    Rich
    Little

    (Himself) was born in Canada in 1938.  He was a nightclub comic who
    became famous for his vast repertoire of impressions. His screen
    career began in 1964 and he appeared on virtually every TV talk and
    variety show over the next thirty years.  He was known as “The Man
    of a Thousand Voices.”  This is his only scripted appearance with
    Lucille Ball.  

    Jack
    Benny

    (Himself) was
    born on Valentine’s day 1894. He had a successful vaudeville
    career, and an even greater career on radio with “The Jack Benny
    Program” which also became a successful television show. His screen
    persona was known for being a penny-pincher and playing the violin.
    Benny was a Beverly Hills neighbor of Lucille Ball’s and the two
    were off-screen friends. Benny previously appeared on “The Lucy
    Show” as Harry Tuttle (a Jack Benny doppelganger) in Lucy
    and the Plumber” (TLS S3;E2)
    ,
    did a voice over cameo as himself in Lucy
    With George Burns” (TLS S5;E1)
    ,
    and played himself in “Lucy
    Gets Jack Benny’s Account” (TLS S6;E6)
    .
    This is the fourth and final episode of “Here’s Lucy,”  all
    playing himself. This is also his final screen appearance in a
    dramatic (scripted) series. Benny and Ball appeared on many TV
    variety and award shows together. He died in 1974.

    Sid
    Gould
     (Studio
    Guard) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” and
    nearly as many on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader)
    was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.

    For
    some reason, Sid Gould wears sunglasses throughout his scene.  

    Rich Little introduces the episode on the series DVD.  He remembers that Lucy ran a tight ship and that he was aware that he needed to hit his marks and know his line! 

    When Lucy tells Harry to fight fire with fire, Harry invokes the name Smokey the Bear, an advertising icon used from 1940 to warn against the dangers of forest fires. Smokey was used as a punchline in several episodes of “The Lucy Show.”

    Trying
    to get access to celebrities, Lucy visits Morton Pictures, a movie studio.  Morton is
    Lucille Ball’s married name.  

    Naturally, the first star she asks to
    see is John Wayne. Wayne appeared as himself on both “I Love Lucy”
    and “The Lucy Show.”  Lucy, dressed as a little old lady, says
    she is founder of his fan club – Pismo Beach Chapter.  Pismo Beach
    was often used as a punch line on “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Being
    turned down, Lucy ducks behind a phone booth and changes into a
    sturdy matron who demands to see Jimmy Stewart. The Guard (Sid
    Gould) tells her that Stewart is on location on the island of Catalina.  The Island of Catalina is another California location that has been used in
    “Here’s Lucy” punchlines.  

    Kim
    is going on a date with Rich Little.  Lucy says the name sounds like
    a millionaire midget. For no reason other than to be stylish, Kim
    dresses as a Native American woman.  A surprised Lucy
    says “How!”  “Why?” is more like it. Kim feels this look is
    fashion forward!  

    Rich
    Little mentions the names of celebrities that he imitates: 

    • Cary Grant
    • Kirk Douglas
    • Spiro Agnew
    • Ed Sullivan
    • Flip Wilson
    • Gregory Peck
    • Jimmy Stewart
    • John Wayne
    • and Jack Benny  

    He does his imitation of
    the last three during the course of the episode. Kirk Douglas had a cameo on a 1966 episode of
    “The Lucy Show.”  Flip Wilson guest-starred on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Visiting
    the office, Little disguises himself as Dr. Kurtzman, an eye doctor
    with a heavy German accent and a beard.  He diagnoses Harry with a
    severe case of (fictional) “Peeper Poopers” and requires him to be
    blindfolded.  Harry invokes the name of the Mayo Brothers. The Mayo
    Brothers
    founded a famous hospital in Minnesota that still exists
    today. On “I Love Lucy” Ethel Mertz said she went there to have
    her gall bladder removed.

    Dr.
    Kurtzman/Rich Little tells Lucy to keep the compresses on Harry’s
    ‘peepers’ wet. This gives Lucy a good excuses for spritzing Harry in
    the face with water as well as later pouring an entire pitcher of
    water over his head!  Harry being wet is considered the ‘go to’ source of humor on “Here’s Lucy.”  

    While
    Harry is blindfolded, Rich Little enters as Jimmy Stewart, then as
    John Wayne… 

    …and finally as Jack Benny.

    After
    Jack Benny/Rich Little records his poem/commercial, Harry says “Rod
    McKuen, eat your heart out!”
    Rod
    McKuen

    (1933-2015) was one of the best-selling poets in the United States
    during the late 1960s.  

    This
    episode is a spin on “Lucy Meets Harpo Marx” (ILL S4;E28) with
    Rich Little imitating the celebrities instead of Lucy.      

    Sitcom
    Logic Alert!

    If Harry is blindfolded why does Rich Little need to change costumes
    to do his impressions?  [The practical answer is that this is a
    television show!]

    Props! After
    Jack Benny/Rich Little records his poem/commercial, Lucy puts down
    the tape recorder and picks up the water spritzer. She
    realizes she doesn’t need the prop, so puts it back down again.

    Technical Data! It
    seems a little odd that college girl Kim knows all about getting legal releases when
    celebrity voices and photos are used.  Perhaps she learned if from
    dating Rich Little?

    Meta Mantle! Lucy
    has a photo of herself, Kim and Craig on the mantle.  The photograph
    was the publicity photo for season one of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Memory Lapse! For
    the fourth time, Lucy Carter meets Jack Benny, but neither one
    recalls ever meeting the other in the past!

    Loose Ends! Two
    unusual things that are not explained by the plot: Kim’s Indian garb
    and the Studio Guard’s sunglasses!  Perhaps the Guard has Peeper
    Poopers, too? There’s a story there!  

    “Lucy and the Celebrities” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    This episode has lots of oddities that go unexplained: Sid Gould’s sunglasses, Lucie’s Indian dress, why Kim is dating well-known impressionist Rich Little!  Lucy’s costumes for getting through the studio gate are some of the most hideous she has worn on the series. The plot seems to be working toward a performance by Little, but instead he does his tour de force in the office. The last time Lucy had a fish tank in the living room it was filled with piranha.  Here, it is goldfish –  which is an apt analogy for this episode!   

  • RIP Jim Nabors (1930-2017) ~ Actor and singer who was most famous for playing the simple but sweet Gomer Pyle on television. Nabors made a cameo appearance as Pyle on a 1966 episode of “The Lucy Show"  “Lucy Gets Caught Up In The Draft” (TLS S5;E9) and that one minute cross-over appearance set the whole Lucy-verse spinning! Consider: "Gomer Pyle USMC” was a spin off of “The Andy Griffith Show.” “The Andy Griffith Show” was a spin off of “The Danny Thomas Show/Make Room For Daddy.” “The Danny Thomas Show” also did a crossover with “I Love Lucy/The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” The upshot of all of this is that Lucy Ricardo and Lucy Carmichael both exist in the same world! That’s just weird.