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  • THREE FOR TWO

    December
    3, 1975

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    Directed
    by Charles Walters ~ Written by James Eppy

    Synopsis

    Lucille
    Ball and Jackie Gleason play three married couples in three stories
    about married life. 

    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball 
    (Sally
    / Rita / Pauline) was
    born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began her screen
    career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of the B’s’
    due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With Richard Denning,
    she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite Husband” which
    eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,” a television
    situation comedy in which she co-starred with her real-life husband,
    Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was phenomenally successful,
    allowing the couple to purchase what was once RKO Studios, re-naming
    it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960 (in an hour-long format known
    as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so did Lucy and Desi’s
    marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu financially solvent, Lucy
    returned to the sitcom format with “The Lucy Show,” which lasted
    six seasons. She followed that with a similar sitcom “Here’s
    Lucy” co-starring with her real-life children, Lucie and Desi Jr.,
    as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined the cast of “The Lucy Show”
    during season two. Before her death in 1989, Lucy made one more
    attempt at a sitcom with “Life With Lucy,” also with Gordon.

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    Jackie
    Gleason

    (Herb / Fred / Mike) was
    born in 1916. He became one of America’s most recognized all-around
    entertainers but is perhaps best remembered for his iconic character
    of bus driver Ralph Kramden on “The Honeymooners” which was seen
    on CBS just like “I Love Lucy.”  On “The Lucy Show” Lucy
    Carmichael frequently referred to Gleason even borrowing his “Away
    we go” exit in a couple of episodes. In 1968 he did a wordless
    cameo on “Lucy Visits Jack Benny” (HL S1;E2) as bus driver Ralph
    Kramden. He died in 1987.

    Gino
    Conforti

    (Waiter in “Herb & Sally”) began
    his TV acting career in 1968 and has been continually working since,
    although mostly as one-off characters. He had a recurring role as
    Felipe on “Three’s Company” from 1980 to 1982, a series Lucille
    Ball admired. He played the burglar in “Lucy Plays Cops and
    Robbers” (HL S6;E14)
    in 1974. He was also seen in “Lucy Gets
    Lucky”
    earlier in 1975.  

    Vanda
    Barra

    (Hostess in “Fred & Rita”) made
    over two dozen appearances on “Here’s Lucy” as well as
    appearing in “Lucy Gets Lucky” (with Dean Martin) earlier in 1975

    . She
    was seen in half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.” Barra was
    Lucille Ball’s cousin-in-law by marriage to Sid Gould. 

    Irene
    Sale

    (Woman #1 in “Fred & Rita”) was a stunt double and played
    Louise (uncredited) on Desilu’s original “Star Trek” in 1966.
    This is her penultimate screen credit. 

    Eddie
    Garrett

    (Man #1 in “Fred & Rita”) did two episodes of “Here’s Lucy”
    and also played a party guest in Mame
    (1974). He retired in 1986 and died in 2010.

    Mel
    Pape

    (Man at Table in “Fred & Rita”) was Jackie Gleason’s
    long-time personal assistant. As such he played small roles in such
    Gleason projects as Smokey
    and the Bandit

    (1977), Nothing
    in Common

    (1986), and The
    Sting II

    (1983). He died in 1995.  

    Due
    to the darkness of the nightclub only Lucille Ball and Jackie
    Gleason’s faces are actually visible on screen. Barra, Sale, Garrett
    and Pape remain in shadows.  

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    Tammi
    Bula

    (Maureen in “Mike & Pauline”) played the recurring role of
    Marcia Woolery on “The Waltons.” One of her six episodes aired a
    month before this special.

    Maureen
    is Mike and Pauline’s daughter. She is engaged to marry her boyfriend
    Steven.

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    Paul
    Linke
    (Alfred

    in “Mike & Pauline”)
    also appeared on “The Waltons” in an episode that aired the day
    after this special was first broadcast. He spoke at the memorial
    service for his good friend John
    Ritter,
    who had appeared on “Life With Lucy” in 1986.  

    Alfred
    is Mike and Pauline’s son. He recently broke up with his girlfriend
    Betty Dorsey.


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    Director
    Charles
    Walters

    was an uncredited director on Ziegfeld
    Follies

    (1945) which starred Lucille Ball, although not in the segment he
    staged. He also directed two episodes of “Here’s Lucy” and will
    also direct “What Now Catherine Curtis?” in 1976.

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    This
    special is billed as “Renee Taylor and Joseph Bologna’s ‘Three for
    Two’” which may indicate that the material was originally written
    for the married comedy team (who often performed together) instead
    of Lucy and Gleason. This is James Eppy’s only screen credit which
    may indicate that this was merely a pseudonym for Taylor and Bologna
    as writers. Screen writer Joseph Bologna will act in Lucille Ball’s
    next special “What Now Catherine Curtis?”

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    This
    was Lucille Ball’s third prime time special after the end of “Here’s
    Lucy” in 1974. The first two were “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye”
    and “Lucy Gets Lucky” nine months earlier.  

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    This
    special is available on DVD from MPI video or can be streamed online.
    It was originally aired on CBS in the USA and ITV in the UK.

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    There is no studio audience or laugh track.  

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    Although
    he made a wordless walk-on cameo as bus driver Ralph Kramden in the
    second-aired “Here’s Lucy”, this is the first time Lucille Ball
    and Jackie Gleason have acted together on screen.  This continues
    Ball’s employment of “Honeymooners” alumni:

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    In
    form and content, this material resembles Neil Simon’s 1968 play and
    1971 film Plaza
    Suite
    ,
    which is also divided into three stories with actors playing multiple
    roles. The fact that the first story of the special takes place in a
    hotel suite strengthens the comparison. The year after this special
    aired, Simon wrote a similar play titled California
    Suite

    which was filmed in 1978.

    Like
    the two previous Lucille Ball Specials, the show reunites many
    “Here’s Lucy” production staff, including hairstylist Irma
    Kusely, prop master Kenneth Westcott, costumer Renita Reachi, and
    script supervisor Dorothy Aldworth.

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    This
    special was berated by the critics and the ratings were not as large
    as Lucille Ball’s previous specials. CBS worried that it would lose
    its number one place after more than twenty seasons at the top. This
    pretty much spells the end of CBS’s confidence in television shows
    featuring Lucille Ball.


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    Herb
    & Sally”
    (20
    minutes) ~ Lucy and Jackie Gleason play Herb and Sally Wolbert, a
    middle-aged couple from Cleveland with grown children who are on a
    month-long vacation in Italy after 24 years of marriage. After Rome
    they are traveling on to Venice, Capri, and the ruins of Pompeii.  

    As
    Sally, Lucille Ball has on a black wig with silver highlights. She
    wears a peach chiffon nightgown (which she also owns in blue and
    black).

    The
    story opens with Sally singing a carefree verse of “Volare,”
    a song that Dean Martin sung on the previous Lucille Ball special
    “Lucy Gets Lucky.”  

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    Oops! When
    the waiter hands Herb the room service menu, it opens far enough to
    see that Jackie Gleason has his lines written on the inside. Gleason
    was not a big fan of rehearsing, while Lucille Ball was a stickler
    for it.  

    SALLY:
    “I
    gave up a successful career to marry you!”
    HERB:
    “You
    were a screw counter in a hardware store.”
    SALLY:
    “I
    was learning the business.”

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    Lucy
    Barker will be co-owner of a hardware store in Lucille Ball’s last
    television series “Life With Lucy” (1986). Herb reminds her that
    his own career as a bamboo furniture salesman is no fun. Herb
    demeans himself by entertaining buyers in nightclubs and doing his
    Peter Lorre impersonation.  

    HERB:
    “Do
    you mean you don’t like my impersonation of Peter Lorre?”
    SALLY:
    “It
    stinks, Herb.”
    HERB:
    “Then
    our whole marriage is based on a lie.”

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    To
    prove his Peter Lorre impersonation is good, he does it for the
    waiter: “Did
    you get the information, Mr. Miller?  You didn’t get the information,
    Mr. Miller? You were supposed to get the information, Mr. Miller.”

    Gleason is paraphrasing Lorre’s dialogue from All
    Through the Night

    (1942) in which Gleason himself co-starred with Lorre, Humphrey
    Bogart and Ludwig Stössel as Mr. Miller. The waiter incorrectly
    guesses he is imitating Gina Lollobrigida!  

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    HERB:
    (to Sally) “I’m
    fat!  I’m fat!  And every pound I’ve put on you’ve put there!”

    Sally
    says there are three men in Cleveland that keep her sane: Lou
    Fergazi, her butcher; Andre Molan, her decorator; and Stu Bridgeman,
    her family doctor.

    SALLY:
    (yelling
    to the street from the balcony)
    “I’m a pleasure object!”
    HERB:
    “She’s
    45 and in two months she’ll be a grandmother!  You hear that?  A
    grandmother!”

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    Lucy
    Ricardo visited Rome in one of the most memorable episodes of “I
    Love Lucy,” “Lucy’s Italian Movie” (ILL S5;E23), where she
    soaks up local color for a movie role by stomping grapes with her
    feet.


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    Fred
    & Rita”

    (5:30 minutes) ~
    Lucy and Gleason play banker Fred N. Schneider and homemaker Rita
    Fledgeman, a couple carrying on a discrete affair and trying to
    decide whether they should tell their spouses. They meet at Cookie’s
    Tip-Toe Inn, a dimly lit hideaway nightclub.

    RITA: “I Love the touch of your aftershave. The sound of your hair when it moves.”
    FRED: “And I love the smell of your boa.”

    Lucille
    Ball wears an upswept blonde wig and a feather boa. At first, both
    Fred and Rita wear sunglasses, despite the darkness of the club.  

    RITA:
    “I’m
    only alive when I’m with you. I’m dead at the supermarket.  I’m dead
    at the PTA. I’m dead at the beauty parlor.”
    FRED:
    “You
    think you’re dead? I’m dead at the bank. I’m dead at the little
    league games.”
    RITA:
    “Are
    you dead with Myrna?”
    FRED:
    “Of
    course I’m dead with Myrna. Why?  Aren’t you dead with Harry?”
    RITA:
    “You
    know I’m dead with Harry.  I live only for you!”

    Fred is married to Rita’s best friend Myrna. Rita is married to Harry, Fred’s second cousin. They’ve been married twenty years.

    RITA:
    (about a possible time to meet again) “The
    only possible day is Veteran’s Day.”
    FRED:
    “I’d
    love to, but I’m marching.”
    RITA:
    “You’d
    rather march than go away with me?”
    FRED:
    “I
    can cheat on my wife, but not the National Guard.”


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    Mike
    & Pauline”
    ~
    Lucy and Gleason play domineering parents involved in a New Year’s Eve
    family crisis as they are forced to recognize their college-aged
    children’s declaration of independence.

    As
    Pauline, Lucille Ball wears a honey-brown wig, topped with a paper
    crown (because it is New Year’s Eve).  

    Mike
    lists his best friends as Johnny Bridges, Georgie Shry, Tommy Ritzo,
    Eddie Kunz, and Lefty Bryan.  

    MIKE:
    (about his best friends) “I
    always listened to their viewpoints and made sure that I had all the
    facts – before I punched each one of them out. It happens to be the
    code I live by: logic – and then violence.”

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    Mike
    mentions the family’s New Year’s Eve traditions of watching the ball
    drop in Times Square, listening to Guy Lombardo, and the kids
    watching Mike and Pauline dance to “Apple Blossom Time.”  ”(I’ll
    Be With You) In Apple Blossom Time"
    was written
    by Albert
    Von Tilzer and
    Neville Fleeson in
    1920. It
    was introduced on big screen by the Andrews Sisters in their 1941
    film Buck
    Privates.

    In “Lucy and the Andrews Sisters” (HL S2;E6, above), Lucille Ball,
    Lucie Arnaz, and Patty Andrews sing it as part of a medley of the
    Andrews Sisters’ greatest hits. Guy
    Lombardo

    was mentioned on “Lucy and the Drum Contest” (HL S3;E4) when
    Harry calls him his favorite musician.  

    MIKE: (to his grown children, angry) “Nobody’s going anywhere. No how, no way, no chance!  The case is dismissed! Through!  Finished!  Done!”
    PAULINE: (calmly) “Now that’s fair.  Your father’s very fair.”

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    Only
    one episode of a Lucille Ball sitcom was ever set on New Year’s Eve:
    “Chris’s New Year’s Eve Party” (TLS S1;E14), originally aired on
    December 31, 1962.

    Alfred
    wants to quit college and become a nightclub comic. Mike tries in
    vain to give his son some pointers about the timing of his jokes.
    Before being signed to a film contract, Jackie Gleason worked as a
    nightclub comic at New York’s Club 18.  

    In
    the end, the children go out to be with their dates and Mike and
    Pauline watch the ball drop on TV to the strains of “Auld Lang
    Syne.” As they dance in the living room to “Apple Blossom Time”
    Mike and Pauline become Lucy and Jackie dancing together as the
    credits roll.  


    This
    Date in Lucy History

    – December 3rd

    “Men Are Messy” (ILL S1;E8) ~ December 3, 1951 

    “The Ricardos Visit Cuba” (ILL S6;E9) ~ December 3,1956

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    The
    Celebrity Next Door”
    (LDCH S1;E2) ~ December 3, 1957

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    “Vivian
    Sues Lucy”

    (TLS S1;E10) ~ December 3, 1962

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    Harry
    Catches Gold Fever”

    (HL
    S6;E12) ~ December 3, 1973


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    The writing here (whoever is responsible) is what makes the difference.  The first segment is familiar territory and feels expected. The shortest segment is the best written and most interesting.  The final scene is a family dramedy with some unfunny inferences to spouse abuse and violence.  Ball and Gleason are not Meryl Streep and Laurence Olivier, but they do well enough to make it a mostly entertaining hour. 

  • “STEERING WHEEL STOLEN WHILE SLEEPING”
    “AND STILL NO ARRESTS?”
    “HOW COME, CHIEF WILLOUGHBY?”

  • LUCY GETS LUCKY

    March 1, 1975

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Lucy
    Collins comes to Las Vegas to see Dean Martin perform at the
    newly-opened MGM Grand Hotel. When Lucy’s reservation falls through,
    she hears that Martin is doing a special show for employees and
    promptly gets herself hired. Naturally, Lucy causes chaos in each
    department she is transferred to: valet parking, cocktail waitress,
    Keno girl. But Lucy gets lucky when Dean Martin takes a liking to her
    and arranges a front row seat at his show.  

    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball 
    (Lucy
    Collins) was
    born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began her screen
    career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of the B’s’
    due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With Richard Denning,
    she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite Husband” which
    eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,” a television
    situation comedy in which she co-starred with her real-life husband,
    Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was phenomenally successful,
    allowing the couple to purchase what was once RKO Studios, re-naming
    it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960 (in an hour-long format known
    as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so did Lucy and Desi’s
    marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu financially solvent, Lucy
    returned to the sitcom format with “The Lucy Show,” which lasted
    six seasons. She followed that with a similar sitcom “Here’s
    Lucy” co-starring with her real-life children, Lucie and Desi Jr.,
    as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined the cast of “The Lucy Show”
    during season two. Before her death in 1989, Lucy made one more
    attempt at a sitcom with “Life With Lucy,” also with Gordon.

    Lucy
    Collins lives in Los Angeles and took the bus to Las Vegas.

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    Dean
    Martin

    (Himself) also played himself (and his stunt man doppelganger Eddie
    Feldman) in “Lucy Dates Dean Martin” (TLS S4;E21) in 1966.  He
    was
    born Dino Paul Crocetti in Steubenville, Ohio, in 1917. He made his
    screen debut in a short playing a singer in Art Mooney’s band, but
    his first big screen role was 1949’s My
    Friend Irma
     with
    Jerry Lewis. This began a partnership that would be one of the most
    successful screen pairings in cinema history. Later, he also worked
    frequently members of “the Rat Pack”: Frank Sinatra, Joey Bishop,
    Peter Lawford, and Sammy Davis Jr.  His persona was that of a
    playboy, usually seen with a glass of booze and a cigarette. Martin
    and Lucille Ball appeared on many TV variety and award shows
    together. He died on Christmas Day in 1995 at age 78.     

    Jackie
    Coogan

    (Gus L. Mitchell, below center) was
    a child actor. In “Ricky’s
    Screen Test” (ILL S4;E6)
     Lucy
    Ricardo hopes Little Ricky will be “the
    next Jackie Coogan.” 
    Coogan
    was once married to Flower Parry, who was a frequent extra on “I
    Love Lucy.”  He is, of course, best remembered as Uncle Fester
    on TV’s “The Addams Family” (1964-66). He made two appearances
    on “The Lucy Show” and on one episode of “Here’s Lucy.” He
    died in 1984 at age 69.

    Gus
    Mitchell is head of personnel at the MGM Grand.

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    Bruce
    Gordon

    (Max
    Siegel / Vogel, above right) is
    best
    known for playing Frank Nitti on the Desilu series “The
    Untouchables” (1959-63).  He played a version of the character
    when “The
    Lucy Show”
     parodied
    “The Untouchables” in 1966. He
    was also seen in “Lucy and the Ex-Con” (HL S1;E15) in 1969.

    Although
    the final credits list him as Max Vogel, in the special Gordon
    clearly says his name is Max Siegel. He is a toy company executive
    with a business that has been suffering due to shipping problems with
    their baby dolls.

    Paul
    Picerni

    (Packy West) was
    a also cast member of Desilu’s “The Untouchables” from 1959 to
    1963. He was seen in four episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Lee
    Delano

    (Chuck Murdock) previously appeared on the Desilu shows “Star Trek”
    and “Mission: Impossible.”  

    Packy
    and Chuck are Max’s gambling buddies.

    Ken
    Lane

    (Himself) was Dean Martin’s musical arranger, pianist, and, alongside
    Nelson Riddle, also served as composer for this special, although he
    was uncredited for that work.

    Hal
    England

    (Dean Martin’s Arranger) was an experienced Broadway actor who began
    screen acting in 1960. He previously appeared in “Lucy
    and the Astronauts” (HL S4;E5)
     and
    “My Fair Buzzi” (HL S5;E13). England died in 2003.

    Joey
    Forman
    (Eddie)
    had a nightclub act with Mickey Rooney during the 1950s that led to
    his appearance on many TV variety shows.  He will also appear in
    “Lucy Calls the President” in 1979.

    Eddie
    is the head of valet parking at the MGM Grand.

    Gino
    Conforti

    (Antonio) began
    his TV acting career in 1968 and has been continually working since,
    although mostly as one-off characters. He had a recurring role as
    Felipe on “Three’s Company” from 1980 to 1982, a series Lucille
    Ball admired. He played the burglar in “Lucy Plays Cops and
    Robbers” (HL S6;E14)
    in 1974. He will also be seen in and “Three
    for Two”
    later in 1975.  

    Antonio
    is the Maitre D’ at the Celebrity Room. His name is never mentioned
    in the dialogue.

    Vanda
    Barra

    (Gladys) made
    over two dozen appearances on “Here’s Lucy” as well as
    appearing in Ball’s “Three for Two” (with Jackie Gleason). She
    was seen in half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.” Barra was
    Lucille Ball’s cousin-in-law by marriage to Sid Gould. 

    Gladys
    is the desk clerk (possibly owner) of the Cactus Flower Motel.

    Sid
    Gould 
    (Taxi
    Driver) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show” and
    nearly as many on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader)
    was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.
    He was previously in the Lucille Ball Special “Happy Anniversary
    and Goodbye.”
      

    Gary
    Morton

    (Al) was
    a comedian who worked the famed ‘Borscht Belt’ in the Catskills
    Mountains. He met Lucille Ball shortly after her divorce from Desi
    Arnaz and they married in November 1961. At her request, Morton gave
    up his nightclub career and became a producer of “The Lucy Show.”
    Morton also served as a warm-up comic for the show’s studio
    audience. He is also Producer of this special. Morton passed away in
    1999.

    Al
    is a pit boss at the MGM Grand.  His name is not spoken in the
    dialogue.

    Bonnie
    Boland

    (Sally) played Mabel on “Chico and the Man.” The last of her six
    episodes aired two weeks after this special was first broadcast.

    Sally
    is a waitress at the MGM Grand Coffee Shop.

    Jack
    Donohue

    (Ralph) was the director of this special, as well as many episodes of
    “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” He would sometimes make
    cameo appearances in the episodes he directed.

    Joan
    Swift
    (Dawn)
    made six appearances on the “The Lucy Show” as well as two
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” This special is her final screen
    credit.

    Dawn
    is Ralph’s wife. Lucy parks their car when they arrive at the MGM
    Grand.

    Judith
    Wright

    (Peggy, Keno Girl)

    Jane
    Aull

    (Keno Girl) was a background performer making her fifth and final
    screen appearance.

    While
    making a telephone call, the character is mistaken from the back for
    Lucy.

    Jay
    Jones
    (Maintenance
    Man) makes his screen debut with this special.

    Roy
    Rowan

    (Voice Over Announcer, uncredited) was
    Lucille Ball’s announcer for all of her sitcoms. He also made
    occasional on-camera appearances. 

    During
    his introductions, Rowan doesn’t use the show’s title, but calls it
    “The Lucille Ball Special.”  This was also the case with “Happy
    Anniversary and Goodbye,”
    which had nearly identical voice-over
    announcements introducing the show.


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    This
    was Lucille Ball’s second primetime special after the end of “Here’s
    Lucy” in 1974. The first was “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye”
    four months earlier.  After playing a character named Norma in that
    special, Ball is back to playing a character named Lucy. This time
    her last name is Collins. 

    • In 1953’s “Lucy is Matchmaker” (ILL
      S3;E27),
      Lucy tried to fix up Eddie Grant with a girl named Sylvia
      Collins, although the character remained off-screen. 
    • On “The Lucy Show” Viv’s on-again-off-again boyfriend was named Eddie Collins
    • Collins is the surname assigned to Robert Cummings on a 1972 episode of “Here’s Lucy”. 
    • In the film Follow The Fleet (1936), Lucille Ball’s character is named Kitty Collins.
    • On a 1966 “The Lucy Show” Mr. Mooney and Lucy Carmichael meet the hip hypnotist Pat Collins (her real name)!
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    This
    special is available on DVD from MPI video or can be streamed online.
    It was originally aired on CBS in the USA and ITV in the UK. Like
    “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye”, this show is sponsored by Timex,
    which gets opening title credit.

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    Writer
    Robert O’Brien had written 54 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 24
    of “Here’s Lucy,” many of which were directed by Jack Donohue.

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    The
    biggest departure for this special is there is no studio audience or
    laugh track.  

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    Lucille
    Ball reunites with many of her “Here’s Lucy” production staff,
    including hairstylist Irma Kusely, prop master Kenneth Westcott,
    costumer Renita Reachi, production manager William Maginetti, and
    script supervisor Dorothy Aldworth.

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    Location
    shooting was done at the (then) newly opened MGM Grand Hotel in Las
    Vegas. Scenes set inside the Cactus Flower Motel were shot at
    Paramount Studios in Hollywood. This is the second time Lucille Ball
    has shot on location in Las Vegas, the first being at Caesars for
    “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye.”
    Although episodes of her
    television shows were set in the city, actor doubles and second unit
    footage were used while Ball remained in Hollywood.  

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    Dean
    Martin’s name was seen on the marquee of the Riviera Hotel when Lucy
    Carter went to Las
    Vegas

    in 1970’s “Lucy
    and Wayne Newton” (HL S2;E22, above)
    ,
    three years before the MGM Grand was built. Lucille
    Ball first used location footage of Las Vegas in “Lucy
    Hunts Uranium” (LDCH 1958).
     Lucy
    Carmichael also visited the town in 1965’s “Lucy
    Goes to Vegas” (TLS S3;E17)
    ,
    however no establishing or location footage was shot, and the episode
    was filmed entirely on the Desilu soundstage in Hollywood.

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    The
    show opens with a montage of the the Las Vegas strip that includes
    the marquees of the Caesars Palace, the Flamingo, the Frontier, the
    Stardust, the Sands, and the Dunes, before ending on the exterior of
    the MGM Grand. This montage is an aerial view at night, instead of
    the daytime street view in “Lucy
    and Wayne Newton” (HL S2;E22)
    .

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    The
    MGM
    Grand

    opened as one of Las Vegas’s first mega resorts on December 5,
    1973. Dean Martin was
    the entertainer on opening night. It was the largest hotel in the
    world at its opening and would remain so for several years. “The
    Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts” were filmed at the hotel. The
    property was sold in 1986 and the name was changed to Bally’s. The
    MGM Grand name was transferred to the former Marina Hotel, now
    known as MGM Grand Las Vegas.  

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    When
    Lucy Collins arrives at the MGM Grand with suitcases in hand, she
    walks through the casino and down their ‘Hall
    of Fame’
    lined
    with illuminated posters of movie stars. The soundtrack plays a
    wistful  version of “Hooray for Hollywood.” 

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    • Lucy
      pauses at posters of Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn;  
    • She
      blows kisses to Cary Grant, whose poster is alongside Grace Kelly.
    • She
      gazes lovingly at photos of Frank Sinatra, Fred Astaire and Ginger
      Rogers. Rogers played herself on a 1971 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
    • Lucy
      does a ‘ha-cha-cha-cha’ in front of a poster of Jimmy Durante, who
      Lucy Ricardo disguised herself as in “Lucy Meets Harpo Marx”
      (ILL S4;E28)
      . Durante later did a brief cameo on a 1966 “Lucy
      Show.” 
       
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    In
    a meta moment, Lucy Collins then stops and primps her hair in front
    of a poster of Lucille Ball!  Lucy Carter also stood before a poster
    of Lucille Ball in “Lucy and the Andrews Sisters” (HL S2;E6) and
    later shared scenes with movie star Ball in “Lucy Carter Meets
    Lucille Ball” (HL S6;E22).
     Although her recent film Mame
    had been released by Warner Brothers, Lucille Ball had done several
    films with MGM, like The
    Long, Long Trailer

    (1954) and Forever
    Darling
    (1956).

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    Walking
    out the employees back entrance and trekking through the desert, it
    becomes clear that Lucy was only using the MGM Grand lobby as a
    shortcut to get to her actual lodgings, the Cactus Flower Motel,
    managed by her friend Gladys (Vanda Barra).

    Lucy:
    (about
    her dress choices for Dean Martin’s opening night) “The
    other one is older, but its got a Gucci label.”
    Gladys:
    “You
    have an outfit from Gucci?” 
    Lucy:
    “No. Just the label.”

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    In
    the MGM Grand coffee shop having a cup of tea in a back booth, Dean
    Martin sings a few bars of “Volare,”
    a song written by Franco
    Migliacci and
    Domenico Modugno. Martin
    was one of the first to cover the song in 1958.
    His orchestra will reprise the song at the end of the special while
    Lucy and Martin dance.

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    When
    Lucy phoned for a reservation for Dean Martin’s opening night, she
    lied and said there’d be eight guests. Talking to Antonio the maître
    d’ she must now make excuses for the absence of the seven others.  

    • Mr.
      and Mrs. Winters are expecting a baby;
    • Mr.
      and Mrs. Nichols, Mrs. Winters mother and father, naturally won’t be
      coming either;
    • Mabel
      and Henry, Mr. Winters mother and father also aren’t coming because
      of the baby;
    • Gregory
      is Mrs. Winters doctor, so he also won’t be there;
    • So
      it is just Lucy.

    Unfortunately,
    Antonio won’t give Lucy a table for one!

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    Lucy:
    “I
    have been a fan of yours from bobby socks to suphose.”
    Dean
    Martin:

    “Do
    you think those suphose would help my problem?”
    Lucy:
    “What’s
    your problem?”
    Dean
    Martin:

    “I
    fall down a lot.”

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    Lucy
    Collins gets a job as a cocktail waitress and causes chaos at the
    roulette
    tables. Lucy Ricardo had
    some luck (then lost it all) playing
    roulette in “Lucy Goes to Monte Carlo” (ILL S5;E25). In 1965,
    Lucy
    Carmichael had some luck (then lost it all) playing roulette in “Lucy
    Goes to Vegas” (TLS S3;E17)
    .    

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    The
    character of Max Siegel (credited as Vogel) is likely named for
    gangster Bugsy Siegel, who was primarily responsible for the
    development of the Vegas strip in the 1950s. The fact that Max is
    being played by Bruce Gordon, famous for playing real-life gangster
    Frank Nitti on Desilu’s “Untouchables,” pretty much assures the
    comparison. Naturally, Lucy overhears Siegel and his friends talking
    about “busted up dolls” and thinks they are talking about women,
    as the term was often used for females in the Damon Runyon musical
    Guys
    and Dolls
    .

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    Max
    Siegel’s gambling buddy is played
    by Paul Picerni, another “Untouchables” alumni. His character
    name is Packy
    West
    ,
    which is an obscure reference to Lucy’s pal Bob Hope. In July 1919, a
    16-year-old Hope entered the Ohio State Boxing Amateurs tournament
    under the name “Packy East,” a nod to light and welterweight
    boxer Patrick “Packy” McFarland and Hope’s own school, “East”
    High.

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    A
    chase sequence involving Lucy and Max Siegel’s gambling buddies ends
    up backstage at
    “Hallelujah Hollywood,”

    a lavish stage show conceived, produced, and directed by Don Arden,
    It was a 3 million dollar tribute to classic MGM Hollywood musicals
    which played The Ziegfeld Room (which at the time was the largest
    stage in the world, with the largest backstage area in the world), at
    the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. The show opened in 1974, and ran
    until 1980. Its flamboyant finale was a tribute to the Ziegfeld
    Follies, featuring The Grand Stairway and The Great Ziegfeld Walk.
    The show featured over a 700 costumes (designed by Ray Aghayan and
    Bob Mackie). Lucille Ball played a lavishly attired Ziegfeld showgirl
    in the 1946 MGM film Ziegfeld
    Follies.

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    On
    stage with Lucy in the front row, Dean sings “Everybody
    Loves Somebody,”
     a
    song written in 1947 by Sam Coslow, Irving Taylor. Although it had
    been recorded by others, it was Dean Martin’s 1964 recording that
    hit #1 on the Billboard Pop Charts. He
    also sang it in “Lucy Dates Dean Martin” (TLS S4;E21, above). He then
    launches into “Tie
    a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Oak Tree”
    written
    by Irwin Levine and L. Russell Brown in early 1973. It was a #1 hit
    for Tony Orlando and Dawn. The song was referred to by Steve Lawrence
    (but not sung) in “Lucy, the Peacemaker” (HL S6;E3).


    This
    Date in Lucy History
    – March 1

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    Home
    Movies”

    (ILL S3;E20) – March 1, 1954

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    Lucy
    and the Old Mansion”
    (TLS
    S3;E22) – March 1, 1965


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    This
    is one of the best post-”Lucy” outings of Lucille Ball’s career.
    The reason is simple: She sticks close to what she does best – and
    she does it without the cloying addition of a laugh track. Had she
    decided to call the character Lucy Carter instead of Lucy Collins, it
    might well have been billed as a “Here’s Lucy” special.  As Lucy
    Carmichael, she did a similar filmed special titled “Lucy in London”
    during “The Lucy Show.”  Lucy Carmichael dated Dean Martin for
    one episode, so it would only have worked with Lucy Carter. Perhaps
    Ball thought people wouldn’t remember “Here’s Lucy” a year later.
    But whatever she’s named, this special gives us old school,
    celebrity-hunting, anything-goes, Lucy and it is terrific!

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  • A Fairy Tale for Troubled Times

  • HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AND GOODBYE

    November
    19, 1974

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    Directed
    by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Arthur Julian and Arnie Rosen

    Synopsis

    Norma
    and Malcolm are nearing their 25th anniversary – if an argument doesn’t find them in divorce court
    first. While separated, they explore dating and self-improvement to
    see if they can be happy with themselves – let alone each other.

    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball 
    (Norma
    Michaels) was
    born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began her screen
    career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of the B’s’
    due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With Richard Denning,
    she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite Husband” which
    eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,” a television
    situation comedy in which she co-starred with her real-life husband,
    Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was phenomenally successful,
    allowing the couple to purchase what was once RKO Studios, re-naming
    it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960 (in an hour-long format known
    as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so did Lucy and Desi’s
    marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu financially solvent, Lucy
    returned to the sitcom format with “The Lucy Show,” which lasted
    six seasons. She followed that with a similar sitcom “Here’s
    Lucy” co-starring with her real-life children, Lucie and Desi Jr.,
    as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined the cast of “The Lucy Show”
    during season two. Before her death in 1989, Lucy made one more
    attempt at a sitcom with “Life With Lucy,” also with Gordon. 

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    Art
    Carney
    (Dr.
    Malcolm Michaels) is probably best remembered as Ed Norton on Jackie
    Gleason’s “The Honeymooners,” a character that won him five Emmy
    Awards. He also won an Oscar for the film Harry
    and Tonto
    .
    He had played Lucille Ball’s husband in the 1967 film A
    Guide for the Married Man
    .
    He will also star in Lucille Ball’s 1976 TV special, What
    Now, Catherine Curtis
    ?

    Carney died in 2003 at age 85.  

    Malcolm
    is a dentist.

    Nanette
    Fabray

    (Fay) was a beloved stage and screen performer who here marks her
    first time acting with Lucille Ball. She won two Emmy Awards for her
    work with Sid Caesar in 1956 (beating Audrey Meadows, Art Carney’s
    co-star) and in 1957 (beating Lucille Ball herself). Fabray had
    severe hearing loss and was an advocate for disability rights. She
    died in 2018 at age 97.  

    Fay
    is a four-time divorcee. She is dating Doug. 

    Peter
    Marshall

    (Dr. Greg Carter) was
    an actor before he became known as the host of “The Hollywood
    Squares” for which he won four daytime Emmy Awards. He
    was responsible for introducing Dick Martin to Dan Rowan. Marshall
    twice appeared on “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” in 1972. He
    appeared as Lucille Ball’s brother-in-law Hughie in “Lucy’s
    Sister Pays a Visit”
    (TLS S1;E15) in 1963, also directed by Jack
    Donohue. 

    Carter
    was Lucille Ball’s surname on “Here’s Lucy.” Greg is a
    dentist in Malcolm’s practice.  

    Don
    Porter

    (Ed ‘Mad Dog’ Murphy) played Ken Richards, who purchased the
    Unique Employment Agency from Harry Carter in “Meanwhile, Back at
    the Office” (HL S6;E16)
    , the last filmed episode of “Here’s Lucy”
    just months before this special was filmed. He previously
    played Mr. Devery on “The Ann Sothern Show” (1958-61), a Desilu
    production. He had also appeared on Sothern’s previous show,
    “Private Secretary” (1953-57). The same year this special was
    filmed Porter appeared with Ball in Mame,
    playing snooty Mr. Upson, father of her nephew Patrick’s intended,
    Gloria (Doria-Cook Nelson, who also appears in this special).

    Murphy
    is a divorce lawyer. 

    Arnold
    Schwarzenegger

    (Rico) is one of Hollywood’s most successful action heroes starring
    in such blockbuster hits as True
    Lies

    (1994), Predator
    (1987),
    and The
    Terminator

    (1984). He served as Governor of California from 2003 to 2011. This
    special is his first television appearance and only his third screen
    role.

    Rico
    is a masseur that Fay calls “Magic Fingers.” He says he is from
    Rome, Italy, and was a truck driver before becoming a masseur.

    Doria
    Cook

    (Linda) played Gloria Upson in Lucille Ball’s Mame,
    released earlier in 1974. She is married to actor Craig T. Nelson
    (“Coach”) and they have three children.

    Linda
    is Malcolm and Norma’s newly-married daughter. Her husband’s first
    name is Spencer. We never learn her new last name. 

    Rhodes
    Reason

    (Doug) made
    a total of five appearances on “Here’s Lucy” including “Lucy
    and the Raffle” (HL S5;E19)
    with Florence Lake (Mrs. Foster) and
    Sid Gould (Waiter).  

    Doug
    is Fay’s boyfriend.

    Patricia
    Blair

    (Miss Warren) is probably best remembered as Rebecca Boone, wife of
    “Daniel Boone” on the TV series which aired from 1964 to 1970.
    In 1963 she did a single episode of “My Three Sons” with “I
    Love Lucy” regular William Frawley. Blair died in 2013 in North
    Wildwood, New Jersey.

    Miss
    Warren is Malcolm and Greg’s receptionist. Her name is not spoken in
    the episode.

    Florence
    Lake

    (Mrs. Foster) did
    four films with Lucille Ball between 1936 and 1938.  She made two
    appearances on “Here’s Lucy,” both times as a classic Little Old
    Lady. One
    of the two episodes was “Lucy and the Raffle” (HL S5;E19), which
    co-starred Rhodes Reason (Doug) and Sid Gould (Waiter).

    Mrs.
    Foster is one of Malcolm’s patients.

    Connie
    Garrison

    (Choo Choo) makes her screen debut with this special.  

    Choo Choo
    is a patient of Dr. Carter’s.  Her unique name is never explained.

    Louisa
    Moritz

    (Terry)
    left Cuba and moved to New York City during the upheaval of the
    1950s. Louisa was inspired to change her last name from Castro to
    Moritz after seeing the St. Moritz Hotel. She may be the
    inspiration for the character of Lily St. Regis in the musical Annie.
    Although often cast as the dumb blonde, she later worked as
    an attorney in Southern California.

    Elaine
    Pepparde
    (Cindy)
    makes the second of her four screen appearances with this special.

    Terry
    and Cindy are roommates in Greg’s building.

    Sid
    Gould

    (Waiter) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show” and nearly as many on
    “Here’s Lucy,” most of them waiters. Gould (born Sydney
    Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.

    Linda
    Todd Michaels
    (Mitzi)

    Curiously,
    this actor has no IMDB credits and also has the same name as one of
    the characters. She is, however, listed in the final credits.

    Roy Rowan (Voice Over Announcer, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s announcer for all of her sitcoms. He also made occasional on-camera appearances. 

    During his introductions, Rowan doesn’t use the special’s title, but calls the show “The Lucille Ball Special.”


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    This
    is Lucille Ball’s first television special after the cancellation of
    “Here’s Lucy” earlier in 1974. It was produced by Lucille Ball
    Productions (LBP) and aired on CBS. The show is available on DVD and
    can be streamed on Amazon Prime.  

    Despite
    being called a ‘short movie’ Lucille Ball filmed the interiors
    with a studio audience. It was shot at Paramount
    (formerly Desilu, formerly RKO) with exterior location footage of a
    Los Angeles public park and in Las Vegas, Nevada.  

    Jack
    Donohue
    was
    also the director of the very first and
    the final episodes of “Here’s Lucy” as well as 33 episodes in
    between. He also directed the very first and
    the final episodes
    of “The Lucy Show” with 105 episodes in between. 

    This
    is the first and only time that writers Arnie Rosen and Arthur Julian
    write for Lucille Ball. They partnered on “The Carol Burnett Show”
    in 1971 and 1972.

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    The
    special was the 4th highest rated program for the week and won its
    time slot with a rating of 27.9 and 42% share of the viewing
    audience.

    This
    is the first time Lucille Ball technically does not play a variation
    on her sitcom “Lucy” character. In the special’s first half, her
    wig has a few streaks of gray in it and she appears to be padded to
    lend credence to Malcolm’s lines about her sitting around on her “fat
    duff.” Lucille Ball’s hairstylist Irma Kusely is back to
    style her wigs. “Here’s Lucy” prop master Kenneth Westcott,
    costumer Renita Reachi, production manager William Maginetti, and
    script supervisor Dorothy Aldworth are also part of the production.


    THE HONEYMOONERS CONNECTION

    Credits
    list music editing by Ed Norton Music Service. Coincidentally, this was also Art
    Carney’s character name on “The Honeymooners.” They worked on two
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Art
    Carney
    is the first man to play Lucille Ball’s husband on television
    since Desi Arnaz in 1960. Although Art Carney never appeared on a
    Lucille Ball sitcom, a sewer worker bearing a striking resemblance to
    his “Honeymooners” character Ed Norton did briefly surface
    (pardon the pun) in 1964’s “Lucy, the Coin Collector” (TLS
    S3;E13)

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    Carney’s co-star Jackie Gleason made a wordless cameo
    appearance as bus driver Ralph Kramden on the second episode of
    “Here’s Lucy” in 1968. 

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    Norton’s
    wife, Trixie, was played by Jane Kean in the hour-long color
    “Honeymooners” of the 1960s and she guest-starred on a 1966
    episode of “The
    Lucy Show.” 
      

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    Trixie’s best friend, Ralph’s wife Alice, was played by Audrey
    Meadows, who guest-starred on “Life With Lucy” as Lucy’s sister
    in 1986.  


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    A
    drunken Malcolm (Art Carney) sings a few bars of “Oh,
    Promise Me”

    The song was sung by Vivian Vance in “Lucy’s Sister Pays a Visit”
    (TLS S1;E15)
    , which also starred Peter Marshall and was directed by
    Jack Donohue. It is an
    1887 art song by Reginald de Koven and Clement Scott and was
    interpolated into the 1912 Broadway operetta Robin
    Hood
    .
    It is been frequently heard as part of television weddings, including
    four times on “Petticoat Junction” and twice on “All in the
    Family.”

    Norma:
    “If
    I live to be a hundred, I’ll never forget Mendelssohn’s ‘Wedding
    March’ played by a mariachi band.”

    Lucy
    is angry with Malcolm for hosting their daughter’s wedding in the
    Guacamole Room of the Montezuma Motor Lodge, a seedy motel owned by
    one of his dental patients. “The
    only motel in town where the guests are afraid to drink the water.”

    Fay later says “That’s
    the first time I ever saw a Presbyterian minister wearing a
    sombrero.”

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    Norma:
    “Among
    my friends I’m known as the Jackie Onassis of Canoga Park.”

    Canoga
    Park

    is a suburban neighborhood northwest of Central Los Angeles. Lucille
    Ball first mentioned Jackie
    Onassis
    on television in March 1963, when she was still Mrs. John F. Kennedy
    during “Lucy Visits the White House” (TLS S1;E25).  She married
    Greek millionaire Aristotle Onassis in 1968, who died just four
    months after this special first aired.

    Lucille
    Ball has Norma apply cold cream to her face before wiping off her
    lipstick and eye-make-up, rather than be seen on camera without any
    make-up.

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    Fay:
    (to Norma, about Malcolm leaving her) “It’s
    not like you’re losing Robert Redford.”

    In
    1974, actor Robert Redford had just won an Oscar for The
    Sting
    and
    was seen on screen in The
    Great Gatsby.

    His blonde hair and blue eyes made him the go-to name to drop for
    Hollywood heartthrobs and sex symbols. Redford’s Sting
    costar
    Paul Newman was also a popular name to drop.

    Fay:
    “Don’t
    tell me you’ve never thought about another man.”
    Norma:
    “Well,
    maybe Paul Newman.”

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    Peter
    Marshall
    gets entrance applause from the studio audience. Marshall eloped with Lucy Carmichael’s sister in a 1963 episode of “The Lucy Show.”

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    While
    Malcolm’s dental school diploma on his office wall does bear his
    name, it is obviously taped over another name.

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    In
    the dental chair, Choo Choo reads Vanity Magazine. This same magazine
    prop was used by Lucille Ball in “Mary Jane’s Boyfriend” (HL
    S6;E20)
    , one of the last “Here’s Lucy” episodes to be filmed.  

    Just
    like on “Here’s Lucy,” producer (and Lucy’s husband) Gary
    Morton
    ’s distinctive guffaw can be heard clearly on the soundtrack.

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    Rico:
    “Where
    we do it? Here? Or in the bedroom?”

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    Exercising
    in order to lose weight is nothing new for Lucille Ball, all of her
    Lucy characters did it. Lucy Ricardo in “The Diet” (ILL S1;E3)
    in 1951; Lucy Carmichael in “Lucy and The Countess Lose Weight”
    (TLS S3;E21)
    in 1965; Lucy Carter in “Goodbye Mrs. Hips” (HL
    S5;E23)
    in 1973. Lucy Barker on “Life With Lucy” was a health
    nut who was nearly always in a jogging suit.

    Fay:
    (spotting
    Malcolm at a fancy restaurant) “What
    are you doing here?  Was there a fire at Jack in the Box?”

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    Norma,
    Fay, Ed, and Doug go to Las Vegas for the weekend. The Caesars Palace
    sign was also the first image of “Lucy and Wayne Newton” (HL
    S2;E22)
    in 1970. Lucille Ball first used location footage of Las
    Vegas in “Lucy Hunts Uranium” (LDCH 1958). Lucy Carmichael also
    visited the town in “Lucy Goes to Vegas” (TLS S3;E17) in 1965,
    however, no establishing or location footage was shot, and the
    episode was filmed entirely on the Desilu soundstage.

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    Norma:
    (hearing the hotel room has a waterbed) “I’m
    on the wrong pill. I should have taken Dramamine.”

    The
    hotel waterbed springs multiple leaks when Norma walks on it in her
    heels, giving Lucille Ball a chance to do some very “Lucy-like”
    physical comedy. Ball also had fun with beds as Lucy Ricardo in “First Stop” (ILL S4;E13) when a nearby railroad caused beds to travel across the room. Lucy Carmichael faced problems with beds in “Lucy and Her Electric Mattress (TLS S1;E12) where a vibrating mattress and a bunk bed both were problematic.  

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    As
    the Waiter, Sid Gould wears the exact same gold jacket he and other actors wore so
    many times previously on “Here’s Lucy.”


    This Date in Lucy History – November 19th 

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    “The Audition” (ILL S1;E6) – November 19, 1951

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    “Deep-Sea Fishing” (ILL S6;E7) – November 19, 1956

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    “Lucy the Music Lover” (TLS S1;E8) – November 19, 1962

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    “The Carters Meet Frankie Avalon” (HL S6;E11 – November 19, 1973


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    This ‘special’ is really not a mini-movie, has been often claimed. It is an hour-long sitcom. Lucille Ball doesn’t stray that far from her Lucy character. Had the show been filmed without an audience or laugh-track, things might have been different. Except for two location sequences, this feels like “Here’s Lucy” with different actors. It is most notable for the appearance of Arnold Schwarzenegger as an Italian (!) masseur. Of the other actors, the delightfully bright Nanette Fabray fares best. 

  • Lucy Celebrates International Women’s Day

  • AFTER “LIFE”

    What happened to the cast of “Life With Lucy” after its sudden cancellation?  Here’s a look at life after “Lucy”.  

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    LUCILLE BALL (Lucy
    Barker) was despondent after the cancellation of “Life With Lucy”
    which coincided with the death of her first husband, Desi Arnaz. That
    same month, Ball was one of the Kennedy Center honorees. She did a
    few TV specials and a week on “Super Password” in November 1988.
    In
    February 1988, Ball was named the Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year.
    In
    May 1988, Ball was hospitalized after suffering a mild heart attack.
    Her
    last public appearance, just one month before her death, was at the
    1989 Academy
    Awards (above right) in which she and fellow presenter Bob
    Hope were
    given a standing ovation. On
    April 18, 1989 Ball was rushed to the emergency room and diagnosed
    with dissecting
    aortic aneurysm. She underwent
    heart
    surgery which appeared
    to have been successful and began recovering quickly, even walking
    with little assistance. However, shortly after dawn on April 26, Ball
    awoke with severe back pains and soon lost consciousness. Attempts
    to revive her proved unsuccessful.
    Doctors
    determined that Ball, who was 77 years old, had succumbed to a second
    aortic rupture. Originally
    interred at Forest Lawn in Hollywood Hills,she was re-interred in the Ball family plot in Jamestown, NY, in 2003.


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    GALE GORDON (Curtis
    McGibbon) was a presenter at the Primetime Emmy Awards in August
    1988. The following year, just after Ball’s death, he appeared in
    the Tom Hanks film The
    ‘Burbs
    (above right).
    He revived his “Lucy Show” character of Mr. Mooney on the TV
    series “Honey, I’m Home” (1991). His final screen appearance was
    on “The New Lassie.” Gordon
    died of lung
    cancer
    on
    June 30, 1995 at age 89. Virginia Curley, his wife of nearly 60 years, had died one
    month earlier. The couple had no children.


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    ANN DUSENBERRY (Margo Barker McGibbon) acted in her second episode of “Murder, She
    Wrote” in March 1987.  From 1988 to 1992 Dusenberry appeared in
    “Jake and the Fatman,” “Guns of Paradise,” “Matlock,” and
    “The Commish.” Her most recent screen credit was the 1992 film
    Play Nice. She
    is married to composer Brad
    Fiedel,
    whom
    she lives with in Santa
    Barbara, California.
    They have two daughters. She received an MA
    degree
    in Marriage and Family Therapy, and works as Artistic Director of the
    Actors’ Conservatory Theatre.


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    LARRY ANDERSON
    (Ted McGibbon) appeared
    in the films Martians
    Go Home

    (1990),
    Eve
    of Destruction

    (1991),
    and Star
    Trek: Insurrection

    (1998).
    In 1991 he acted in the TV biopic
    Lucy and Desi: Before the Laughter
    .
    Anderson
    was a Scientologist for 33 years and starred in Orientation:
    A Scientology Information Film
    .
    From 1993 on he appeared in a variety of sitcoms and dramas, most
    recently playing Judge Albrecht in “The Menedez Murders” (2017).
    In 2009, Anderson left the Church
    of Scientology
    and
    requested more than $100,000 for services he had paid for but
    not used.


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    DONOVAN SCOTT
    (Leonard Stoner) made numerous television appearances from 1987
    onward, and was a recurring character on “Alaska Kid” in 1993. He
    continues to act, frequently cast as Santa Claus. His most recent
    credit was the 2017 series “Somerville.”  In
    2016, he told the San
    Diego Gay and Lesbian News
    he
    was working with
    his improv group at the ACME
    Comedy Theatre
    in
    Los
    Angeles.


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    JENNY LEWIS
    (Becky McGibbon) was ten years old during “Life With Lucy.” It
    was only her fifth television show.  She made singular appearances on
    “The Golden Girls” (1987), “Growing Pains” (1988) and
    “Roseanne” (1999). She was a regular character on both “Shannon’s
    Way” (1990-91) and  “Brooklyn Bridge” (1991-93). In
    1999, she and a couple of her friends formed the band Rilo
    Kiley.
    She later performed as part of the duo Jenny
    & Johnny
    with
    then boyfriend Johnathan
    Rice
    and
    is currently a member of the rock trio Nice
    As Fuck.


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    PHILIP AMELIO II (Kevin McGibbon) was nine years old when “Life With Lucy”
    began filming. After its cancellation, he immediately filmed the TV
    movie A
    Place To Call Home
    .
    He played Young Bill in the 1989 Oliver Stone film Born
    on the Fourth of July
    .
    By the age of thirteen Amelio decided he no longer wished to act and threw himself into his love for sports. After leaving school,
    he went on to study English and Social Studies at the university in
    Albany then receive a Masters Degree in Education and became a high
    school teacher and baseball coach. In
    March 2005, after complaining of a sore back, Amelio was diagnosed
    with a bacterial infection of the heart valve. He deteriorated
    rapidly and died on  April 1, 2005 at age 27.

  • “LIFE” LINES

    The failure of “Life With Lucy” can be told through some of its quotes.  Although Lucille Ball went into the project with the best of intentions and more than 35 years of television experience, replicating the magic of her previous success was not to be.  

    Embarking on the series, Lucille Ball was eager to get back to what she did best – television comedy.


    Lucy: It’s so good to be here!”


    Lucy: I feel like a kid again!”


    Lucy: (gazing at herself in a mirror) “I still have it!”


    Lucy: (to John Ritter) “I’m Lucy….er… Barker. I almost forgot my own name!”


    But Lucille and Gale Gordon’s age and health were obvious and sometimes a problem.


    Lucy: My mind is a blank!”


    Kevin: My memory is slipping. I must be getting old.”


    Lucy: (wearing a Statue of Liberty crown) “Remember the lady who had her hundredth birthday last summer?”
    Mrs. Loomis:Did you get a lot of presents?”


    John Ritter: “What difference does age make?”


    Stanley: (to Curtis) “We’ve been through a lot together. From the pot-bellied stove to the microwave. Then back to the pot belly.”


    Curtis: “You know me, always keeping up with the times.”
    Lucy: “Yeah, he’s almost up to 1956.”


    Lucy: Change is hard on everybody.”


    Lucy: (to Curtis) “You’re not dead, you’re just not a lot of fun.”


    The low ratings and scathing criticism of the show upset Lucille Ball. The writing was on the wall.


    John Ritter: “It’s an ugly little story.”


    Lucy: (to Melvin) “The free ride is over!”  


    Margo: (to Lucy, who is laughing) “It’s not really funny, Mom.”
    Lucy: (stops laughing) “No, not really.”


    Curtis: From now on, when you hear the name McGibbon, you’ll think fertilizer!”


    Curtis: (to Lucy) “On Sunday morning, I would like a few Lucy-free minutes!”


    Curtis:M isn’t there anymore.  M retired and is having the T of his L.”


    Lucille Ball, facing the cancellation of “Life With Lucy” and the death of Desi Arnaz, grew despondent, feeling that America did not want her anymore.


    Lucy: I really messed things up.”  


    Lucy: I’m just a big flop.”


    Lucy: “I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I can’t tell jokes, I can’t do magic. I’m a well-rounded flop!”  


    Kevin:I guess it was a mistake.  A tragic, tragic mistake!”


    Lucy: Being despised takes a lot out of you.”


    Lucille Ball never really bounced back after the cancellation of “Life With Lucy”, although she tried. She never acted on TV again but made some television appearances. 28 months later, Lucille Ball died, leaving a legacy of more than 260 hours of series television.

    Lucy: “It’s time that I started to make some new memories instead of re-living my old ones…”


  • WORLD’S GREATEST GRANDMA

    Unaired
    Episode
    {originally
    scheduled for broadcast December 20, 1986}

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    Directed
    by Bruce Bilson ~
    Written
    by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis ~ Story by Mel Sherer and Steve
    Granat

    Synopsis

    Becky
    signs up Lucy for her school’s Grandma Talent Contest.
    Unfortunately, Lucy doesn’t sing, dance, tell jokes, or do magic, so
    she decides to do a dramatic recitation so as not to disappoint her
    grandchildren.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Barker), Gale
    Gordon
    (Curtis
    McGibbon), Ann
    Dusenberry

    (Margo Barker McGibbon),  Larry
    Anderson

    (Ted McGibbon), Jenny
    Lewis

    (Becky McGibbon), Philip
    Amelio

    (Kevin McGibbon), Donovan
    Scott

    (Leonard Stoner)

    [For
    biographies of the Regular Cast, see “One Good Grandparent Deserves
    Another” (S1;E1)
    ]

    Guest
    Cast

    Kellie
    Martin
     (Patty
    Durell) also played Patty in “Lucy Gets Her Wires Crossed”
    (S1;E4)
    . She played Becca Thatcher on “Life Goes On”
    (1989-93) and Lucy Knight on “ER” (1998-2000).   

    Michael
    Zorek

    (Pizza Delivery Man) began screen acting in 1983. He is now a father
    of two living in New York City. 

    Phyllis
    Applegate

    (Principal) began her screen acting career in 1978.  Most recently
    she was seen as Myrtle, one of the senior citizens on “Better Call
    Saul.”  

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    Peggy
    Gilbert and the Dixie Belles
    (Themselves,
    uncredited) was a female bandleader who fronted a number of all girl
    groups, until founding the Dixie Belles in the 1970s. The
    Dixie Belles also appeared on several television shows: “The
    Tonight Show” (1981),
    “Madame’s Place” (1982), “The
    Golden Girls” (1988), “America’s
    Funniest Home Videos” (1991),
    and “You
    Bet Your Life” (1993).
    In
    1986, the Dixie Belles recorded their only album. The band consisted of Gilbert on saxophone, Natalie
    Robin

    on clarinet, Marnie
    Wells

    on trumpet, Jerrie
    Thill

    on drums, Georgia
    Shilling

    on piano, and Pearl
    Powers

    on bass.

    The grandma bagpiper and attendees of the talent contest are played by uncredited background performers. 


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    This
    was the 13th and final episode filmed. It was scheduled to air on December 20,
    1986 but the series was canceled on November 15th. The first draft of the  script was
    finalized on October 20, 1986.

    Story writers Mel Sherer and Steve Granat started their careers on “Happy Days” and its sequels “Laverne and Shirley” and “Joanie Loves Chachi.”  This is their only contribution to “Life with Lucy.”

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    On
    the day of the filming, producer Aaron Spelling received word that the show
    was canceled. Rather than tell Lucille Ball himself, he has an
    assistant telephone her husband Gary Morton with the news, which was
    withheld from Lucy until after the filming.

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    A
    fourteenth episode was planned and a first draft of the script
    exists, but it was never filmed. It was titled “’Twas the Flight
    Before Christmas”
    written by Vic Rauseo and Linda Morris and
    scheduled to be directed by Bruce Bilson. A summary reads: “The
    family goes to a friend’s cabin in Colorado, but become stranded on
    the plane in Denver and discover that Christmas is more than
    presents.”
    It
    was likely scheduled to air on December 27, 1986.  

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    Kevin
    plays on the YMCA soccer team “The Wildcats.”  The name of the team is probably a reference to Lucille Ball’s only Broadway show, Wildcat (1961). 

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    Everyone
    in the Barker house has a trophy for something – except Lucy: Kevin for
    soccer, Becky for swimming, Margo for tennis, Ted for softball,
    Leonard for wrestling, and Curtis for golf.

    Ted:
    (to Lucy) “You
    know what they say, Mom. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how
    you play the game.”
    Kevin:
    And
    how many trophies you have!”

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    It
    took 13 episode, but actor Larry Anderson (Ted McGibbon), who is a
    professional magician, finally works a magic trick into the story,
    producing coins for Becky and Kevin’s allowance from behind their
    ears.

    Becky
    enters Lucy in a Grandma Talent Contest at her school.  The money
    will go toward buying the school a new VCR.

    Curtis:
    “A
    new video cassette recorder!  My!  They didn’t have things like that
    when I was in school.”
    Lucy:
    “No,
    they sat in front of the fire and made shadow puppets on the wall of
    the cave.”

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    Lucy
    contemplates singing at the talent competition.  She says that in
    high school she did an act with two other girls imitating The Andrews
    Sisters. This affords Lucille Ball to revive the old gag that Lucy
    cannot hold a tune, first started on “I Love Lucy.”  She chants a
    monotone version of “Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree.”  ”Don’t
    Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else but Me)

    by Sam H. Stept, Lew Brown, and Charles Tobias. The song was sung by
    the Andrews Sisters in the 1942 film Private
    Buckaroo.

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    She
    then thinks about dancing, claiming she took a tap class once. While
    Ted sings “Swanee River” Lucy does a few clumsy shuffle steps
    before her ‘trick knee’ gives out.  In reality, Lucille Ball broke
    her leg in a skiing accident that curtailed a lot of dancing during
    “Here’s Lucy.” “Old
    Folks at Home”
     (aka
    “Swanee River”) a minstrel song written by Stephen Foster in
    1851. 

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    With
    dancing out of the question, Lucy suggests being a stand-up comic.
    When everyone anticipates her punchline, Curtis says “Face
    it Lucille, you are not Joan Rivers.”  
    Joan
    Rivers

    guest-starred when “Lucy and Joan Rivers Do Jury Duty” (HL S6;E9)
    in 1973.

    Ted
    volunteers to teach Lucy some magic so she can be a magician at the
    Talent Show. Lucy, billing herself as “Grandma the Great”, puts
    on a magic show in the living room for the family. Ted acts as her
    assistant.

    Lucy:
    “I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I can’t tell jokes, I can’t do magic.
    I’m a well-rounded flop!”  

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    Curiously,
    the one talent Lucy Barker has already demonstrated on the series –
    playing the saxophone – is never brought up!  

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    Curtis
    reminds Lucy of when they watched Rex Harrison in My
    Fair Lady

    on television and that he didn’t sing a note. Harrison was famous
    for talk/singing his way through both the stage and 1964 film
    adaptation of My
    Fair Lady
    ,
    winning both a 1957 Tony Award and a 1964 Oscar for the role of
    Professor Henry Higgins.

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    The
    Grandma Talent Contest scene fades up with a grandma bagpipe player
    taking her bow. Curtis later says that the 90 year-old piper was the
    winner, playing “Do You Think I’m Sexy.”  The Principal (Phyllis
    Applegate) introduces the next act, Peggy Gilbert and her Dixie
    Belles, billed as world’s only all-female Dixieland band. Peggy is
    the grandmother of Becky’s friend Patty Durell. The septuagenarian
    sextet plays “When
    The Saints Go Marching In.”  

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    In
    a spotlight, Lucy dedicates her performance to her children and
    grandchildren and talk / sings “Sunrise,
    Sunset,”

    a song from the 1964 Broadway musical and 1971 film Fiddler
    on the Roof
    .
    Lucille Ball’s voice nearly breaks, knowing that she’s reached the
    end of an era.  Those watching the contest look moved by Lucille
    Ball’s amazing serious and dramatic performance.

    Kevin:
    “You’re
    a winner in my book, Grandma.”


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    Lucy
    Barker taking part in talent competition hearkens back to when Lucy Ricardo
    participated in a talent show with the unruly Hudson Twins in “The
    Amateur Hour” (ILL S1;E14)
    in 1952.  

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    Lucy
    Barker says that she did an act with two girls imitating the Andrews
    Sisters. Lucy Carter also did an act with two girls (her daughter Kim
    and the real Patty Andrews) imitating the Andrews Sisters in a 1969
    episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

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    Lucille Ball performed all
    kinds of dance on screen, including tap, but her most famous dancing
    on television is probably the training Lucy Ricardo received in “The
    Ballet” (ILL S1;E19)
    at the barre with Madame Lamond (Mary Wickes)
    in 1952.

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    “Swanee
    River” was
    first sung by Lucille Ball as a counterpoint to “Humeresques” in
    “Bullfight Dance” (ILL S4;E22).  

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    It was also heard in “Little
    Ricky Gets Stage Fright” (ILL S6;E4)
    when one of Little Ricky’s
    classmates plays it on violin at a recital.  

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    In
    this episode, the story incorporates the talents of real-life female
    musicians The Dixie Belles who play “When
    the Saints Go Marching In.” The song was
    previously performed on “Here’s Lucy” by the Remnants, a
    real-life musical group of Catholic nuns in “Lucy and Her All-Nun
    Band” (HL S4;E8)
    .

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    Gale
    Gordon and Dan Dailey talk/sang the Rex Harrison song “I’ve Grown
    Accustomed to Her Face” from My
    Fair Lady

    in a 1971 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”


    This
    Day in Lucy History  
    {had
    this episode aired as planned on December 20th}

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    “Lucy
    Misses the Mertzes”

    (ILL S6;E17) – film date December 20, 1956

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    "Lucy’s
    Lucky Day”

    (HL S4;E14) – air date December 20, 1971


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