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“STEERING WHEEL STOLEN WHILE SLEEPING”
“AND STILL NO ARRESTS?”
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A Fairy Tale for Troubled Times
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AND GOODBYE
November
19, 1974

Directed
by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Arthur Julian and Arnie RosenSynopsis
Norma
and Malcolm are nearing their 25th anniversary – if an argument doesn’t find them in divorce court
first. While separated, they explore dating and self-improvement to
see if they can be happy with themselves – let alone each other.
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Norma
Michaels) was
born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began her screen
career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of the B’s’
due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With Richard Denning,
she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite Husband” which
eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,” a television
situation comedy in which she co-starred with her real-life husband,
Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was phenomenally successful,
allowing the couple to purchase what was once RKO Studios, re-naming
it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960 (in an hour-long format known
as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so did Lucy and Desi’s
marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu financially solvent, Lucy
returned to the sitcom format with “The Lucy Show,” which lasted
six seasons. She followed that with a similar sitcom “Here’s
Lucy” co-starring with her real-life children, Lucie and Desi Jr.,
as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined the cast of “The Lucy Show”
during season two. Before her death in 1989, Lucy made one more
attempt at a sitcom with “Life With Lucy,” also with Gordon.
Art
Carney (Dr.
Malcolm Michaels) is probably best remembered as Ed Norton on Jackie
Gleason’s “The Honeymooners,” a character that won him five Emmy
Awards. He also won an Oscar for the film Harry
and Tonto.
He had played Lucille Ball’s husband in the 1967 film A
Guide for the Married Man.
He will also star in Lucille Ball’s 1976 TV special, What
Now, Catherine Curtis?
Carney died in 2003 at age 85.Malcolm
is a dentist.Nanette
Fabray
(Fay) was a beloved stage and screen performer who here marks her
first time acting with Lucille Ball. She won two Emmy Awards for her
work with Sid Caesar in 1956 (beating Audrey Meadows, Art Carney’s
co-star) and in 1957 (beating Lucille Ball herself). Fabray had
severe hearing loss and was an advocate for disability rights. She
died in 2018 at age 97.Fay
is a four-time divorcee. She is dating Doug.Peter
Marshall
(Dr. Greg Carter) was
an actor before he became known as the host of “The Hollywood
Squares” for which he won four daytime Emmy Awards. He
was responsible for introducing Dick Martin to Dan Rowan. Marshall
twice appeared on “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” in 1972. He
appeared as Lucille Ball’s brother-in-law Hughie in “Lucy’s
Sister Pays a Visit” (TLS S1;E15) in 1963, also directed by Jack
Donohue.Carter
was Lucille Ball’s surname on “Here’s Lucy.” Greg is a
dentist in Malcolm’s practice.Don
Porter
(Ed ‘Mad Dog’ Murphy) played Ken Richards, who purchased the
Unique Employment Agency from Harry Carter in “Meanwhile, Back at
the Office” (HL S6;E16), the last filmed episode of “Here’s Lucy”
just months before this special was filmed. He previously
played Mr. Devery on “The Ann Sothern Show” (1958-61), a Desilu
production. He had also appeared on Sothern’s previous show,
“Private Secretary” (1953-57). The same year this special was
filmed Porter appeared with Ball in Mame,
playing snooty Mr. Upson, father of her nephew Patrick’s intended,
Gloria (Doria-Cook Nelson, who also appears in this special).Murphy
is a divorce lawyer.Arnold
Schwarzenegger
(Rico) is one of Hollywood’s most successful action heroes starring
in such blockbuster hits as True
Lies
(1994), Predator
(1987),
and The
Terminator
(1984). He served as Governor of California from 2003 to 2011. This
special is his first television appearance and only his third screen
role.Rico
is a masseur that Fay calls “Magic Fingers.” He says he is from
Rome, Italy, and was a truck driver before becoming a masseur.Doria
Cook
(Linda) played Gloria Upson in Lucille Ball’s Mame,
released earlier in 1974. She is married to actor Craig T. Nelson
(“Coach”) and they have three children.Linda
is Malcolm and Norma’s newly-married daughter. Her husband’s first
name is Spencer. We never learn her new last name.Rhodes
Reason
(Doug) made
a total of five appearances on “Here’s Lucy” including “Lucy
and the Raffle” (HL S5;E19) with Florence Lake (Mrs. Foster) and
Sid Gould (Waiter).Doug
is Fay’s boyfriend.Patricia
Blair
(Miss Warren) is probably best remembered as Rebecca Boone, wife of
“Daniel Boone” on the TV series which aired from 1964 to 1970.
In 1963 she did a single episode of “My Three Sons” with “I
Love Lucy” regular William Frawley. Blair died in 2013 in North
Wildwood, New Jersey.Miss
Warren is Malcolm and Greg’s receptionist. Her name is not spoken in
the episode.Florence
Lake
(Mrs. Foster) did
four films with Lucille Ball between 1936 and 1938. She made two
appearances on “Here’s Lucy,” both times as a classic Little Old
Lady. One
of the two episodes was “Lucy and the Raffle” (HL S5;E19), which
co-starred Rhodes Reason (Doug) and Sid Gould (Waiter).Mrs.
Foster is one of Malcolm’s patients.Connie
Garrison
(Choo Choo) makes her screen debut with this special.Choo Choo
is a patient of Dr. Carter’s. Her unique name is never explained.Louisa
Moritz
(Terry)
left Cuba and moved to New York City during the upheaval of the
1950s. Louisa was inspired to change her last name from Castro to
Moritz after seeing the St. Moritz Hotel. She may be the
inspiration for the character of Lily St. Regis in the musical Annie.
Although often cast as the dumb blonde, she later worked as
an attorney in Southern California.Elaine
Pepparde (Cindy)
makes the second of her four screen appearances with this special.Terry
and Cindy are roommates in Greg’s building.Sid
Gould
(Waiter) made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show” and nearly as many on
“Here’s Lucy,” most of them waiters. Gould (born Sydney
Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.Linda
Todd Michaels (Mitzi)Curiously,
this actor has no IMDB credits and also has the same name as one of
the characters. She is, however, listed in the final credits.Roy Rowan (Voice Over Announcer, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s announcer for all of her sitcoms. He also made occasional on-camera appearances.
During his introductions, Rowan doesn’t use the special’s title, but calls the show “The Lucille Ball Special.”

This
is Lucille Ball’s first television special after the cancellation of
“Here’s Lucy” earlier in 1974. It was produced by Lucille Ball
Productions (LBP) and aired on CBS. The show is available on DVD and
can be streamed on Amazon Prime.Despite
being called a ‘short movie’ Lucille Ball filmed the interiors
with a studio audience. It was shot at Paramount
(formerly Desilu, formerly RKO) with exterior location footage of a
Los Angeles public park and in Las Vegas, Nevada.Jack
Donohue was
also the director of the very first and
the final episodes of “Here’s Lucy” as well as 33 episodes in
between. He also directed the very first and
the final episodes
of “The Lucy Show” with 105 episodes in between.This
is the first and only time that writers Arnie Rosen and Arthur Julian
write for Lucille Ball. They partnered on “The Carol Burnett Show”
in 1971 and 1972.
The
special was the 4th highest rated program for the week and won its
time slot with a rating of 27.9 and 42% share of the viewing
audience.This
is the first time Lucille Ball technically does not play a variation
on her sitcom “Lucy” character. In the special’s first half, her
wig has a few streaks of gray in it and she appears to be padded to
lend credence to Malcolm’s lines about her sitting around on her “fat
duff.” Lucille Ball’s hairstylist Irma Kusely is back to
style her wigs. “Here’s Lucy” prop master Kenneth Westcott,
costumer Renita Reachi, production manager William Maginetti, and
script supervisor Dorothy Aldworth are also part of the production.
THE HONEYMOONERS CONNECTION
Credits
list music editing by Ed Norton Music Service. Coincidentally, this was also Art
Carney’s character name on “The Honeymooners.” They worked on two
episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
Art
Carney is the first man to play Lucille Ball’s husband on television
since Desi Arnaz in 1960. Although Art Carney never appeared on a
Lucille Ball sitcom, a sewer worker bearing a striking resemblance to
his “Honeymooners” character Ed Norton did briefly surface
(pardon the pun) in 1964’s “Lucy, the Coin Collector” (TLS
S3;E13).
Carney’s co-star Jackie Gleason made a wordless cameo
appearance as bus driver Ralph Kramden on the second episode of
“Here’s Lucy” in 1968.
Norton’s
wife, Trixie, was played by Jane Kean in the hour-long color
“Honeymooners” of the 1960s and she guest-starred on a 1966
episode of “The
Lucy Show.”
Trixie’s best friend, Ralph’s wife Alice, was played by Audrey
Meadows, who guest-starred on “Life With Lucy” as Lucy’s sister
in 1986.


A
drunken Malcolm (Art Carney) sings a few bars of “Oh,
Promise Me”
The song was sung by Vivian Vance in “Lucy’s Sister Pays a Visit”
(TLS S1;E15), which also starred Peter Marshall and was directed by
Jack Donohue. It is an
1887 art song by Reginald de Koven and Clement Scott and was
interpolated into the 1912 Broadway operetta Robin
Hood.
It is been frequently heard as part of television weddings, including
four times on “Petticoat Junction” and twice on “All in the
Family.”Norma:
“If
I live to be a hundred, I’ll never forget Mendelssohn’s ‘Wedding
March’ played by a mariachi band.”Lucy
is angry with Malcolm for hosting their daughter’s wedding in the
Guacamole Room of the Montezuma Motor Lodge, a seedy motel owned by
one of his dental patients. “The
only motel in town where the guests are afraid to drink the water.”
Fay later says “That’s
the first time I ever saw a Presbyterian minister wearing a
sombrero.”
Norma:
“Among
my friends I’m known as the Jackie Onassis of Canoga Park.”Canoga
Park
is a suburban neighborhood northwest of Central Los Angeles. Lucille
Ball first mentioned Jackie
Onassis
on television in March 1963, when she was still Mrs. John F. Kennedy
during “Lucy Visits the White House” (TLS S1;E25). She married
Greek millionaire Aristotle Onassis in 1968, who died just four
months after this special first aired.Lucille
Ball has Norma apply cold cream to her face before wiping off her
lipstick and eye-make-up, rather than be seen on camera without any
make-up.
Fay:
(to Norma, about Malcolm leaving her) “It’s
not like you’re losing Robert Redford.”In
1974, actor Robert Redford had just won an Oscar for The
Sting and
was seen on screen in The
Great Gatsby.
His blonde hair and blue eyes made him the go-to name to drop for
Hollywood heartthrobs and sex symbols. Redford’s Sting
costar
Paul Newman was also a popular name to drop.Fay:
“Don’t
tell me you’ve never thought about another man.”
Norma:
“Well,
maybe Paul Newman.”
Peter
Marshall gets entrance applause from the studio audience. Marshall eloped with Lucy Carmichael’s sister in a 1963 episode of “The Lucy Show.”
While
Malcolm’s dental school diploma on his office wall does bear his
name, it is obviously taped over another name.
In
the dental chair, Choo Choo reads Vanity Magazine. This same magazine
prop was used by Lucille Ball in “Mary Jane’s Boyfriend” (HL
S6;E20), one of the last “Here’s Lucy” episodes to be filmed.Just
like on “Here’s Lucy,” producer (and Lucy’s husband) Gary
Morton’s distinctive guffaw can be heard clearly on the soundtrack.
Rico:
“Where
we do it? Here? Or in the bedroom?”
Exercising
in order to lose weight is nothing new for Lucille Ball, all of her
Lucy characters did it. Lucy Ricardo in “The Diet” (ILL S1;E3)
in 1951; Lucy Carmichael in “Lucy and The Countess Lose Weight”
(TLS S3;E21) in 1965; Lucy Carter in “Goodbye Mrs. Hips” (HL
S5;E23) in 1973. Lucy Barker on “Life With Lucy” was a health
nut who was nearly always in a jogging suit.Fay:
(spotting
Malcolm at a fancy restaurant) “What
are you doing here? Was there a fire at Jack in the Box?”
Norma,
Fay, Ed, and Doug go to Las Vegas for the weekend. The Caesars Palace
sign was also the first image of “Lucy and Wayne Newton” (HL
S2;E22) in 1970. Lucille Ball first used location footage of Las
Vegas in “Lucy Hunts Uranium” (LDCH 1958). Lucy Carmichael also
visited the town in “Lucy Goes to Vegas” (TLS S3;E17) in 1965,
however, no establishing or location footage was shot, and the
episode was filmed entirely on the Desilu soundstage.
Norma:
(hearing the hotel room has a waterbed) “I’m
on the wrong pill. I should have taken Dramamine.”The
hotel waterbed springs multiple leaks when Norma walks on it in her
heels, giving Lucille Ball a chance to do some very “Lucy-like”
physical comedy. Ball also had fun with beds as Lucy Ricardo in “First Stop” (ILL S4;E13) when a nearby railroad caused beds to travel across the room. Lucy Carmichael faced problems with beds in “Lucy and Her Electric Mattress (TLS S1;E12) where a vibrating mattress and a bunk bed both were problematic.
As
the Waiter, Sid Gould wears the exact same gold jacket he and other actors wore so
many times previously on “Here’s Lucy.”
This Date in Lucy History – November 19th

“The Audition” (ILL S1;E6) – November 19, 1951

“Deep-Sea Fishing” (ILL S6;E7) – November 19, 1956

“Lucy the Music Lover” (TLS S1;E8) – November 19, 1962

“The Carters Meet Frankie Avalon” (HL S6;E11 – November 19, 1973

This ‘special’ is really not a mini-movie, has been often claimed. It is an hour-long sitcom. Lucille Ball doesn’t stray that far from her Lucy character. Had the show been filmed without an audience or laugh-track, things might have been different. Except for two location sequences, this feels like “Here’s Lucy” with different actors. It is most notable for the appearance of Arnold Schwarzenegger as an Italian (!) masseur. Of the other actors, the delightfully bright Nanette Fabray fares best.
Arnie Rosen, arnold schwarzenegger, Art Carney, Arthur Julian, Caesars Palace, Canoga Park, Connie Garrison, Don Porter, Doria Cook, Elaine Pepparde, Florence Lake, Happy Anniversary and Goodbye, Jack Donohue, Jackie Onassis, Las Vegas, Linda Todd Michaels, Louisa Moritz, Lucille Ball, Nanette Fabray, Oh Promise Me, Patricia Blair, Paul Newman, Peter Marshall, Rhodes Reason, Robert Redford, Sid Gould, The Honeymooners, The Lucille Ball Specials, The Sting, Waterbed -

Lucy Celebrates International Women’s Day
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AFTER “LIFE”
What happened to the cast of “Life With Lucy” after its sudden cancellation? Here’s a look at life after “Lucy”.


LUCILLE BALL (Lucy
Barker) was despondent after the cancellation of “Life With Lucy”
which coincided with the death of her first husband, Desi Arnaz. That
same month, Ball was one of the Kennedy Center honorees. She did a
few TV specials and a week on “Super Password” in November 1988.
In
February 1988, Ball was named the Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year.
In
May 1988, Ball was hospitalized after suffering a mild heart attack.
Her
last public appearance, just one month before her death, was at the
1989 Academy
Awards (above right) in which she and fellow presenter Bob
Hope were
given a standing ovation. On
April 18, 1989 Ball was rushed to the emergency room and diagnosed
with dissecting
aortic aneurysm. She underwent
heart
surgery which appeared
to have been successful and began recovering quickly, even walking
with little assistance. However, shortly after dawn on April 26, Ball
awoke with severe back pains and soon lost consciousness. Attempts
to revive her proved unsuccessful.
Doctors
determined that Ball, who was 77 years old, had succumbed to a second
aortic rupture. Originally
interred at Forest Lawn in Hollywood Hills,she was re-interred in the Ball family plot in Jamestown, NY, in 2003.

GALE GORDON (Curtis
McGibbon) was a presenter at the Primetime Emmy Awards in August
1988. The following year, just after Ball’s death, he appeared in
the Tom Hanks film The
‘Burbs (above right).
He revived his “Lucy Show” character of Mr. Mooney on the TV
series “Honey, I’m Home” (1991). His final screen appearance was
on “The New Lassie.” Gordon
died of lung
cancer
on
June 30, 1995 at age 89. Virginia Curley, his wife of nearly 60 years, had died one
month earlier. The couple had no children.

ANN DUSENBERRY (Margo Barker McGibbon) acted in her second episode of “Murder, She
Wrote” in March 1987. From 1988 to 1992 Dusenberry appeared in
“Jake and the Fatman,” “Guns of Paradise,” “Matlock,” and
“The Commish.” Her most recent screen credit was the 1992 film
Play Nice. She
is married to composer Brad
Fiedel,
whom
she lives with in Santa
Barbara, California.
They have two daughters. She received an MA
degree
in Marriage and Family Therapy, and works as Artistic Director of the
Actors’ Conservatory Theatre.

LARRY ANDERSON
(Ted McGibbon) appeared
in the films Martians
Go Home
(1990),
Eve
of Destruction
(1991),
and Star
Trek: Insurrection
(1998).
In 1991 he acted in the TV biopic
Lucy and Desi: Before the Laughter.
Anderson
was a Scientologist for 33 years and starred in Orientation:
A Scientology Information Film.
From 1993 on he appeared in a variety of sitcoms and dramas, most
recently playing Judge Albrecht in “The Menedez Murders” (2017).
In 2009, Anderson left the Church
of Scientology
and
requested more than $100,000 for services he had paid for but
not used.

DONOVAN SCOTT
(Leonard Stoner) made numerous television appearances from 1987
onward, and was a recurring character on “Alaska Kid” in 1993. He
continues to act, frequently cast as Santa Claus. His most recent
credit was the 2017 series “Somerville.” In
2016, he told the San
Diego Gay and Lesbian News
he
was working with
his improv group at the ACME
Comedy Theatre
in
Los
Angeles.

JENNY LEWIS
(Becky McGibbon) was ten years old during “Life With Lucy.” It
was only her fifth television show. She made singular appearances on
“The Golden Girls” (1987), “Growing Pains” (1988) and
“Roseanne” (1999). She was a regular character on both “Shannon’s
Way” (1990-91) and “Brooklyn Bridge” (1991-93). In
1999, she and a couple of her friends formed the band Rilo
Kiley.
She later performed as part of the duo Jenny
& Johnny
with
then boyfriend Johnathan
Rice
and
is currently a member of the rock trio Nice
As Fuck.

PHILIP AMELIO II (Kevin McGibbon) was nine years old when “Life With Lucy”
began filming. After its cancellation, he immediately filmed the TV
movie A
Place To Call Home.
He played Young Bill in the 1989 Oliver Stone film Born
on the Fourth of July.
By the age of thirteen Amelio decided he no longer wished to act and threw himself into his love for sports. After leaving school,
he went on to study English and Social Studies at the university in
Albany then receive a Masters Degree in Education and became a high
school teacher and baseball coach. In
March 2005, after complaining of a sore back, Amelio was diagnosed
with a bacterial infection of the heart valve. He deteriorated
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“LIFE” LINES
The failure of “Life With Lucy” can be told through some of its quotes. Although Lucille Ball went into the project with the best of intentions and more than 35 years of television experience, replicating the magic of her previous success was not to be.

Embarking on the series, Lucille Ball was eager to get back to what she did best – television comedy.
Lucy: “It’s so good to be here!”
Lucy: “I feel like a kid again!”
Lucy: (gazing at herself in a mirror) “I still have it!”
Lucy: (to John Ritter) “I’m Lucy….er… Barker. I almost forgot my own name!”

But Lucille and Gale Gordon’s age and health were obvious and sometimes a problem.
Lucy: “My mind is a blank!”
Kevin: “My memory is slipping. I must be getting old.”
Lucy: (wearing a Statue of Liberty crown) “Remember the lady who had her hundredth birthday last summer?”
Mrs. Loomis: “Did you get a lot of presents?”
John Ritter: “What difference does age make?”
Stanley: (to Curtis) “We’ve been through a lot together. From the pot-bellied stove to the microwave. Then back to the pot belly.”
Curtis: “You know me, always keeping up with the times.”
Lucy: “Yeah, he’s almost up to 1956.”
Lucy: “Change is hard on everybody.”
Lucy: (to Curtis) “You’re not dead, you’re just not a lot of fun.”

The low ratings and scathing criticism of the show upset Lucille Ball. The writing was on the wall.
John Ritter: “It’s an ugly little story.”
Lucy: (to Melvin) “The free ride is over!”
Margo: (to Lucy, who is laughing) “It’s not really funny, Mom.”
Lucy: (stops laughing) “No, not really.”
Curtis: “From now on, when you hear the name McGibbon, you’ll think fertilizer!”
Curtis: (to Lucy) “On Sunday morning, I would like a few Lucy-free minutes!”
Curtis: “M isn’t there anymore. M retired and is having the T of his L.”

Lucille Ball, facing the cancellation of “Life With Lucy” and the death of Desi Arnaz, grew despondent, feeling that America did not want her anymore.
Lucy: “I really messed things up.”
Lucy: “I’m just a big flop.”
Lucy: “I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I can’t tell jokes, I can’t do magic. I’m a well-rounded flop!”
Kevin: “I guess it was a mistake. A tragic, tragic mistake!”
Lucy: “Being despised takes a lot out of you.”

Lucille Ball never really bounced back after the cancellation of “Life With Lucy”, although she tried. She never acted on TV again but made some television appearances. 28 months later, Lucille Ball died, leaving a legacy of more than 260 hours of series television.
Lucy: “It’s time that I started to make some new memories instead of re-living my old ones…”
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WORLD’S GREATEST GRANDMA
Unaired
Episode {originally
scheduled for broadcast December 20, 1986}

Directed
by Bruce Bilson ~ Written
by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis ~ Story by Mel Sherer and Steve
GranatSynopsis
Becky
signs up Lucy for her school’s Grandma Talent Contest.
Unfortunately, Lucy doesn’t sing, dance, tell jokes, or do magic, so
she decides to do a dramatic recitation so as not to disappoint her
grandchildren.Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy
Barker), Gale
Gordon (Curtis
McGibbon), Ann
Dusenberry
(Margo Barker McGibbon), Larry
Anderson
(Ted McGibbon), Jenny
Lewis
(Becky McGibbon), Philip
Amelio
(Kevin McGibbon), Donovan
Scott
(Leonard Stoner)[For
biographies of the Regular Cast, see “One Good Grandparent Deserves
Another” (S1;E1)]Guest
CastKellie
Martin (Patty
Durell) also played Patty in “Lucy Gets Her Wires Crossed”
(S1;E4). She played Becca Thatcher on “Life Goes On”
(1989-93) and Lucy Knight on “ER” (1998-2000).Michael
Zorek
(Pizza Delivery Man) began screen acting in 1983. He is now a father
of two living in New York City.Phyllis
Applegate
(Principal) began her screen acting career in 1978. Most recently
she was seen as Myrtle, one of the senior citizens on “Better Call
Saul.”
Peggy
Gilbert and the Dixie Belles (Themselves,
uncredited) was a female bandleader who fronted a number of all girl
groups, until founding the Dixie Belles in the 1970s. The
Dixie Belles also appeared on several television shows: “The
Tonight Show” (1981),
“Madame’s Place” (1982), “The
Golden Girls” (1988), “America’s
Funniest Home Videos” (1991),
and “You
Bet Your Life” (1993).
In
1986, the Dixie Belles recorded their only album. The band consisted of Gilbert on saxophone, Natalie
Robin
on clarinet, Marnie
Wells
on trumpet, Jerrie
Thill
on drums, Georgia
Shilling
on piano, and Pearl
Powers
on bass.The grandma bagpiper and attendees of the talent contest are played by uncredited background performers.


This
was the 13th and final episode filmed. It was scheduled to air on December 20,
1986 but the series was canceled on November 15th. The first draft of the script was
finalized on October 20, 1986.Story writers Mel Sherer and Steve Granat started their careers on “Happy Days” and its sequels “Laverne and Shirley” and “Joanie Loves Chachi.” This is their only contribution to “Life with Lucy.”

On
the day of the filming, producer Aaron Spelling received word that the show
was canceled. Rather than tell Lucille Ball himself, he has an
assistant telephone her husband Gary Morton with the news, which was
withheld from Lucy until after the filming.
A
fourteenth episode was planned and a first draft of the script
exists, but it was never filmed. It was titled “’Twas the Flight
Before Christmas” written by Vic Rauseo and Linda Morris and
scheduled to be directed by Bruce Bilson. A summary reads: “The
family goes to a friend’s cabin in Colorado, but become stranded on
the plane in Denver and discover that Christmas is more than
presents.” It
was likely scheduled to air on December 27, 1986.
Kevin
plays on the YMCA soccer team “The Wildcats.” The name of the team is probably a reference to Lucille Ball’s only Broadway show, Wildcat (1961).
Everyone
in the Barker house has a trophy for something – except Lucy: Kevin for
soccer, Becky for swimming, Margo for tennis, Ted for softball,
Leonard for wrestling, and Curtis for golf.Ted:
(to Lucy) “You
know what they say, Mom. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how
you play the game.”
Kevin:
“And
how many trophies you have!”
It
took 13 episode, but actor Larry Anderson (Ted McGibbon), who is a
professional magician, finally works a magic trick into the story,
producing coins for Becky and Kevin’s allowance from behind their
ears.Becky
enters Lucy in a Grandma Talent Contest at her school. The money
will go toward buying the school a new VCR.Curtis:
“A
new video cassette recorder! My! They didn’t have things like that
when I was in school.”
Lucy:
“No,
they sat in front of the fire and made shadow puppets on the wall of
the cave.”
Lucy
contemplates singing at the talent competition. She says that in
high school she did an act with two other girls imitating The Andrews
Sisters. This affords Lucille Ball to revive the old gag that Lucy
cannot hold a tune, first started on “I Love Lucy.” She chants a
monotone version of “Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree.” ”Don’t
Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else but Me)“
by Sam H. Stept, Lew Brown, and Charles Tobias. The song was sung by
the Andrews Sisters in the 1942 film Private
Buckaroo.
She
then thinks about dancing, claiming she took a tap class once. While
Ted sings “Swanee River” Lucy does a few clumsy shuffle steps
before her ‘trick knee’ gives out. In reality, Lucille Ball broke
her leg in a skiing accident that curtailed a lot of dancing during
“Here’s Lucy.” “Old
Folks at Home” (aka
“Swanee River”) a minstrel song written by Stephen Foster in
1851.
With
dancing out of the question, Lucy suggests being a stand-up comic.
When everyone anticipates her punchline, Curtis says “Face
it Lucille, you are not Joan Rivers.” Joan
Rivers
guest-starred when “Lucy and Joan Rivers Do Jury Duty” (HL S6;E9)
in 1973.Ted
volunteers to teach Lucy some magic so she can be a magician at the
Talent Show. Lucy, billing herself as “Grandma the Great”, puts
on a magic show in the living room for the family. Ted acts as her
assistant.Lucy:
“I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I can’t tell jokes, I can’t do magic.
I’m a well-rounded flop!”
Curiously,
the one talent Lucy Barker has already demonstrated on the series –
playing the saxophone – is never brought up!
Curtis
reminds Lucy of when they watched Rex Harrison in My
Fair Lady
on television and that he didn’t sing a note. Harrison was famous
for talk/singing his way through both the stage and 1964 film
adaptation of My
Fair Lady,
winning both a 1957 Tony Award and a 1964 Oscar for the role of
Professor Henry Higgins.
The
Grandma Talent Contest scene fades up with a grandma bagpipe player
taking her bow. Curtis later says that the 90 year-old piper was the
winner, playing “Do You Think I’m Sexy.” The Principal (Phyllis
Applegate) introduces the next act, Peggy Gilbert and her Dixie
Belles, billed as world’s only all-female Dixieland band. Peggy is
the grandmother of Becky’s friend Patty Durell. The septuagenarian
sextet plays “When
The Saints Go Marching In.”
In
a spotlight, Lucy dedicates her performance to her children and
grandchildren and talk / sings “Sunrise,
Sunset,”
a song from the 1964 Broadway musical and 1971 film Fiddler
on the Roof.
Lucille Ball’s voice nearly breaks, knowing that she’s reached the
end of an era. Those watching the contest look moved by Lucille
Ball’s amazing serious and dramatic performance.Kevin:
“You’re
a winner in my book, Grandma.”



Lucy
Barker taking part in talent competition hearkens back to when Lucy Ricardo
participated in a talent show with the unruly Hudson Twins in “The
Amateur Hour” (ILL S1;E14) in 1952.
Lucy
Barker says that she did an act with two girls imitating the Andrews
Sisters. Lucy Carter also did an act with two girls (her daughter Kim
and the real Patty Andrews) imitating the Andrews Sisters in a 1969
episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
Lucille Ball performed all
kinds of dance on screen, including tap, but her most famous dancing
on television is probably the training Lucy Ricardo received in “The
Ballet” (ILL S1;E19) at the barre with Madame Lamond (Mary Wickes)
in 1952.
“Swanee
River” was
first sung by Lucille Ball as a counterpoint to “Humeresques” in
“Bullfight Dance” (ILL S4;E22).
It was also heard in “Little
Ricky Gets Stage Fright” (ILL S6;E4) when one of Little Ricky’s
classmates plays it on violin at a recital.
In
this episode, the story incorporates the talents of real-life female
musicians The Dixie Belles who play “When
the Saints Go Marching In.” The song was
previously performed on “Here’s Lucy” by the Remnants, a
real-life musical group of Catholic nuns in “Lucy and Her All-Nun
Band” (HL S4;E8).
Gale
Gordon and Dan Dailey talk/sang the Rex Harrison song “I’ve Grown
Accustomed to Her Face” from My
Fair Lady
in a 1971 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
This
Day in Lucy History {had
this episode aired as planned on December 20th}
“Lucy
Misses the Mertzes”
(ILL S6;E17) – film date December 20, 1956
"Lucy’s
Lucky Day”
(HL S4;E14) – air date December 20, 1971
Aaron Spelling, Andrews Sisters, Ann Dusenberry, Bob Carroll Jr., Bruce Bilson, Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree, Donovan Scott, Gale Gordon, Jenny Lewis, Kellie Martin, Larry Anderson, Life With Lucy, Lucille Ball, Madelyn Davis, Magic, Mel Sherer, Michael Zorek, My Fair Lady, Peggy Gilbert, Philip Amelio, Phyllis Applegate, Rex Harrison, Steve Granat, Sunrise Sunset, Swanee River, Talent Contest, tap dancing, The Dixie Belles, When The Saints Come Marching In, Wildcat



































































