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Kiddie Parties Inc.
S2;E2
~ October 7, 1963

Synopsis
The
high cost of their kids’ birthday parties inspires Lucy and Viv’s
latest money-making scheme: their own children’s party business.Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley)Jimmy
Garrett (Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley), Candy Moore
(Chris Carmichael) do not appear in this episode.Although still
under contract, these three actors will be featured less in season
two than season one. Candy Moore’s status went from regular to
recurring cast member.Guest
Cast
Lyle
Talbot (Mr. Sanford) was a ‘B’ movie
actor who made several films for Ed Wood, including what is
considered one of the worst films ever made Plan
9 from Outer Space (1959). This is
the first of his two appearances on the series. He returns for two
episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”Lyle Talbot initially introduces himself as Mr. Sanford. In a later scene, he is once called Mr. Stanford by Lucille Ball. Strangely, Talbot’s character is listed as Mr. Stanford in the credits, but his son Tommy’s surname is listed as Sanford.
Jimmie
Lee Gaines (Tommy, below center) appeared with
Lucille Ball in the 1963 film Critic’s
Choice. This is his only series
appearance. He left the business two years later, at age ten.
Ronnie
Dapo (David, above right) was a ten year-old actor whose first screen credit was in
1959 and his last in 1966. He made several appearances on “The
Andy Griffith Show,” the second airing the very same night as this
episode of “The Lucy Show!”
There
are 8 other young boys in the party scene. There is also a pony and
a dog.
Filmed June 6, 1963

Lucy
and Viv rush to offer Mr. Sanford a cigarette. Throughout season,
neither character was seen smoking. On
January 11, 1964, the U.S. Surgeon General released the first report
of the Advisory Committee on Smoking and Health. The dangers of
cigarette smoking were public knowledge by the time of the report.
Lucy
and Viv agree to $15 per child for a total of $150, which includes
party favors, cake, games, a clown, a dog act, and a pony! This is the equivalent of nearly $1,200 is 2017 dollars. Lucy and
Viv make a profit of $5 each from their first party.
Lucy
says that for $150 they could buy Ringling Brothers! The Ringling
Brothers Circus was the setting of the 1952 Cecil B. DeMille film
The Greatest Show on Earth. Lucille Ball was cast in the film
but was forced to withdraw due to her pregnancy. She was replaced
by Gloria Graham. Sadly, the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey
Circus recently announced that after more than 100 years in business
they would cease operations as of May 2017.

The
pony’s name is Dimples and the basset hound’s name is Thuderbolt.
Again, Lucille Ball ignores the old show business axiom “never work
with children or animals!”
Lucy
states that the town of Ridgebury is only five miles away.
When
Lucy flies away on the helium balloons, Viv gets on the phone to
Mayor Scanlon, reporting that Lucy was sighted flying over Long Ridge Road,
knocking over Grandma Sutton’s TV antenna and headed toward
Ridgebury. Viv wants him to send the hook and ladder from New
Rochelle.
Grandma
Sutton was previously mentioned in “Lucy and Viv are Firemen”
(S1;E16) and again in “Lucy Drives a Dump Truck” (S1;E24). It is
unclear why Viv doesn’t call in the Danfield Volunteer Fire
Department to rescue Lucy. Lucy previously had an encounter with a TV
aerial in “Lucy Puts Up a TV Antenna” (S1;E9).
Once
home, Lucy equates her balloon ride with space flight. The space
program was the subject of “Lucy Becomes an Astronaut” (S1;E6).
Lucy says she got caught on the Ridgebury Community Church steeple
and Reverend Moss climbed up to get her down. Lucy says she was
headed for the open sea!Callbacks!

Lucy
Ricardo and Ethel Mertz threw a birthday party children they didn’t
know when “Lucy Gets Homesick in Italy” (ILL S5;E22).
They
next throw a birthday party for Little Ricky in “Lucy and Superman”
(ILL S6;E13).
A
dog act was part of “Lucy Thinks Ricky is Trying to Murder Her”
(ILL S1;E4).
Lucy
Ricardo had an encounter with a basset hound aboard the S.S.
Constitution in “Second Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14).Blooper
Alerts!In
a closeup of Lucy floating with the balloons against a light blue
sky, you can see where the wire attaches to the harness she’s
wearing.At
the beginning of the dog act, the pink balloon that Viv accidentally
released earlier in the episode drifts back down to the ground.
“Kiddie Parties Inc.” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 -
Lucy Plays Cleopatra
S2;E1
~ September 30, 1963

Synopsis
When
the Volunteer Fire Department asks Professor Gitterman to help them
put on an amateur production of Antony
and Cleopatra,
Lucy and Viv both want the lead. A compromise is made, with Lucy as
Cleopatra and Viv as Mark Antony! The girls continuously upstage one
another until it is interrupted by a fire call.Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael / Cleopatra), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley /
Mark Antony)Jimmy
Garrett (Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley), Candy Moore
(Chris Carmichael) do not appear in this episode. Although still
under contract, these three actors will be featured less in season
two than season one. Candy Moore’s status went from regular to
recurring cast member.Guest Cast

Hans
Conreid (Professor
Gitterman / Julius Caesar) returns to the character the played in
“Lucy’s Barbershop Quartet” (S1;E19) He first co-starred with
Lucille Ball in The
Big Street (1942).
He then appeared on “I Love Lucy” as used furniture man Dan
Jenkins in “Redecorating”
(ILL S2;E8)
and
later that same season as prissy Percy Livermore in “Lucy
Hires an English Tutor” (ILL S2;E13)
–
both
in 1952. The following year he began an association with Disney by
voicing Captain Hook in Peter
Pan. He was probably best
known as Uncle Tonoose on “Make Room for Daddy” starring Danny
Thomas, which was filmed on the Desilu lot. When Thomas guest-starred
on “Here’s Lucy” in 1973, Hans Conreid was also in the cast.Mary
Jane Croft (Audrey
Simmons / Octavia) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love
Lucy.” She also played Cynthia Harcourt in “Lucy
is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
and
Evelyn Bigsby in“Return
Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26).
She played Audrey Simmons for eight episodes but when Lucy moves to
California, she will play Mary Jane Lewis (the actor’s married
name) until the series finale. Her husband Elliott Lewis was a
producer of “The Lucy Show” from 1962 to 1964. She also played a
character named Mary Jane Lewis on “Here’s Lucy” from 1969 to
1974.Mary
Wickes (Frances
/ Charmian) was one of Lucille Ball’s closest friends and at one
time, a neighbor. She made a memorable appearances on “I Love Lucy”
as ballet mistress Madame Lamond in “The
Ballet” (ILL S1;E19).In
She appeared in the penultimate episode of season one of “The Lucy
Show” “Lucy and the Runaway Butterfly” (S1;E29). She will make
two more appearances as Frances, but then makes four more as a
variety of characters. Wickes appeared in nine episodes of “Here’s
Lucy.” Their final collaboration on screen was “Lucy Calls the
President” in 1977.
Hazel
Pierce (Mary
Lou / Iris) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in
throughout “I Love Lucy.” She also made frequent appearances on
the show. This
is the only one of her 21 on-camera appearances on “The Lucy Show”
that she is given a character name and credited. She was also an
uncredited extra in the film Forever
Darling
(1956).Renita
Reachi (Colleen / Alexis) was a costumer for “The Lucy Show”
from 1966 to 1968. She was also Vivian Vance’s camera and lighting stand-in for “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show.” She was also a costumer and made crowd appearances on “Here’s
Lucy” and the Lucille Ball films Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)
and Mame (1974).Sid
Gould (Joe,
Litter Bearer) was last seen in “Lucy is a Kangaroo for a Day”
(S1;E7). This is his second of 46 appearances on “The Lucy Show,”
all as background characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s
Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin
by marriage to Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who
also appeared on “The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on
“Here’s Lucy.”The
character holds the back end of Cleopatra’s litter. He does not
speak and is not addressed by name.
An
on-camera accompanist plays the piano for the rehearsal, but is seen
slipping out the side door once the song is over. It is possible
this might be the show’s musical coordinator Julian Davidson,
who is also credited with Original Music on the series. He also
worked on “Here’s Lucy” and Desilu’s “Star Trek.” Because
the pianist’s face is not seen on screen, it might also be Sid Gould,
who later carries the litter for Cleopatra.

Under
Lucille Ball’s supervision, season 2 episodes were filmed in color,
although they would continue to be aired in black
and white
until
September 1965. Ball realized that when the series ended its
prime-time run, color episodes would command more money when sold to
syndication. CBS was equipped for color but would only use color
transmission equipment for feature films. At the time most color
equipment and color TV sets were made by RCA,
parent company of rival network NBC.
The also reasoned that fewer than 5% of the population owned a color
TV set in 1963.
The
opening title sequence was changed from the stick figures to stills
from previous episodes. A photo of Lucy as Cleopatra was
included in these stills. The theme music, however, remains the same.
For
color film, Viv’s
hair is darkened slightly and restyled to give her a more youthful
appearance.
Lucy and Viv’s eye make-up, however, seems much more prominent in
color than it did in black and white. Perhaps they were adjusting it
to ‘read’ for the black and white broadcast.
Lucy
says she should get the part of Cleopatra because she saw the film
twelve times. Sarcastically, Viv says “She
means the one with Theda Bera.”
Lucy is referring to the 20th Century Fox’s 1963 extravaganza Cleopatra
starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton as Mark Antony. Viv is
referring to Cleopatra,
a 1917 silent film. All known prints of this film were destroyed in
a Fox Studios Fire in 1937, so it is unlikely that (1) Viv would know
about it or (2) that Lucy would have seen it! The writers might have
referenced Cecil B. DeMille’s 1934 film Cleopatra
starring Claudette Colbert instead.
Professor
Gitterman is scheduled to do excerpt from his readings from Cyrano
de Bergerac
for the Danfield Literary Society. He is referring to Edmond
Rostand’s 1898 stage play. It was filmed several times, including in
1950 starring Jose Ferrer. There was also a December 1962 television
production starring Christopher Plummer.
For
the aborted “Volunteer Vanities” the women sing an original song called
“Hello” to the tune of “Ta-ra-ra
Boom-de-ay"
which is a traditional vaudeville
and
music
hall
song.
The song’s first known public performance was in the 1891 revue
Tuxedo.When
Audrey volunteers her husband Harvey, Professor Gitterman thinks she
means Laurence Harvey. Laurence
Harvey
(1928-1973) was a tremendously popular British movie star who was
classically trained. He received an Oscar nomination in 1959 for
Room
at the Top.
In 1962 he played Raymond Shaw in The
Manchurian Candidate.Lucy
mentions Commissioner McCullough in Ridgebury. In “Lucy and Viv
Are Volunteer Firemen” (S1;E16), the episode that introduces the
fire department storyline, Captain Metcalf was the representative
from Ridgebury.
Professor
Gitterman calls the first Cleopatra rehearsal for Monday night at 8 o’clock.
This is the same time that “The Lucy Show” aired on CBS. It was
also the time slot of “I Love Lucy.”
Professor
Gitterman says that Lucy needs to project so that the people in the
back row who paid $4 can hear her. In today’s money, that would be
almost $32! Bear in mind, however, this is a benefit for the fire
department.
In
the dressing rooms Frances brags that they might be Danfield’s answer
to the Old Vic. The
Old Vic is
a theatre located in London. It was originally called The Royal
Victoria, but over the years got the nickname The Old Vic, which is
what it is officially called today. The year this episode first
aired, Laurence Olivier, a renowned Shakespearean actor, founded
Britain’s National Theatre at the Old Vic. The National now occupies
its own complex on the South Bank, but the Old Vic is still
operating.
Recently,
the gold asp bracelet Lucille Ball wore as Cleopatra came up for
public auction, along with an engraved cup given to the cast and crew
in honor of the first show of the second season.Callbacks!
“Lucy
Meets Orson Welles” (ILL S6;E3) Lucy Ricardo says she was Juliet at
Jamestown High School.
This episode originally contained a scene
where Fred and Ethel also dress in Shakespearean garb, but it was cut
for time. All that remains is this color still photo.In
a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy,” Richard Burton recites from Richard II while fixing a sink disguised as a plumber.Blooper
Alerts!
Lucy’s
play script has multiple colored paper instead of all white paper
stock. In Hollywood, different colored pages indicated updates or
re-writes. This is not usually done with stage play scripts.
Lucy
at first assigns Viv the roles of Mardion, Diomedes and Fulvia. Viv
notes that Fulvia dies before the play begins and says the combined
speeches of Mardion and Diomedes amounts to “Hark!”
“ Begone! and “Fie!”
If Fulvia is dead before the play begins why does Lucy hand Viv a
script? Professor Gitterman has also noted that he did some
‘improvements’ to Shakespeare, so although Viv seems to be
exaggerating about the paucity of dialogue, the characters’ lines may indeed
have been greatly reduced.
When
Viv makes her entrance as Mark Antony, Frances bumps into the pillar
as she bows. It nearly falls but is quickly righted by Audrey.
The
feather that falls off Frances’ fan into Lucy’s face does not match
the color of the rest of the feather’s in the fan. It was probably
placed in the fan, rather than attached, to assure it fell off on
cue.
“Lucy Plays Cleopatra” rates 5 Paper Hearts out of 5
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Lucy Buys a Boat
S1;E30
~ April 29, 1963

Synopsis
Lucy
talks Viv into buying a boat that’s barely seaworthy. When they
finally get it on the lake, it slips away from its moorings,
trapping a seasick Viv and a bossy Lucy without a sail. Then the
leaks start springing up!Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett
(Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley), Candy Moore (Chris
Carmichael)This
was the last episode of season one. It was also the last episode
filmed in black and white. It is, however, not the last episode
aired in black and white as CBS declined to air season two in color.This
is the only episode this season to only feature the main cast.
This
was intended to be the last episode of “The Lucy Show.” Lucy only
came back to TV because Desilu couldn’t sell their other shows
without a hit.
This series was used to leverage the sales of other Desilu programs.
Lucille Ball was also concerned that one season of shows would not
sell well in markets that showed daily repeats (“stripping”) as
the program would only be worth one month of daily viewings if shown
every weekday. “I Love Lucy” would last a station nine months
of daily stripping.The episode was filmed on March 28, 1963.

The original airing included commercials for Lux soap, Pepsodent toothpaste, Wisk laundry detergent, and Jell-O gelatin. There was also voice over promo for “Password” (Lucille Ball’s favorite game show) which aired at 10pm Mondays. That evening, the guest was Arthur Godfrey. Coincidentally, during the early 1950s, “I Love Lucy” was promoted by “The Arthur Godfrey Show,” which aired in the time slot just before it.

Ad
in The Danfield Tribune:Answer
the call of the seven seas! An unforgettable adventure for your
whole family! For sale: 26 foot sailboat, sleeps 5, large galley,
complete with trailer, only $100 down.Lucy
and Viv normally take a cottage by the lake during the summer. Lucy
says when she was a little girl she practically “lived on
boats.” Lucy may be referring to Chautauqua Lake, which is
adjacent to Jamestown, New York, Lucy Carmichael’s hometown.
Lucy
says she bought it with the hull in the water so she didn’t notice
the shape the boat was in. She adds that she didn’t have Lloyd
Bridges with her. Lloyd
Bridges was
the star of “Sea Hunt” (1958-1961), a TV series about a scuba
diver which featured extensive underwater filming. Bridges played a
doctor on the season five opener of “Here’s Lucy” in 1972.
He was previously mentioned in “Lucy and Viv Put in a Shower”
(S1;E18).
Posing at the prow, Lucy insists she bought the boat from its original owner, Viv sarcastically says “I wonder if he was standing where you are when he discovered America?” Viv is, of course, referring to Christopher Columbus (1451-1506), whose three ships are said to have been the first to travel to the ‘New World’ (aka the Americas) in 1492. Columbus’s legacy continues to be debated. He was widely venerated in the centuries after his death, but public perceptions have changed as recent scholars have given greater attention to negative aspects of his life, such as his enslavement of the indigenous population and his brutal subjugation of the Taíno people, as well as allegations of tyranny towards Spanish colonists. Lucy Carter talked extensively about Columbus in “Lucy Competes with Carol Burnett” (HL S2;E24, above) during the Secretary Beautiful Pageant.

Viv
refers to a bossy Lucy as Captain Bligh. William Bligh was a
real-life British Admiral who was in charge of the HMS Bounty when a
mutiny set him adrift in 1789. His story was related in many films,
including one in 1962.
Viv
references the fact that she was once a WAVE, a navy organization of
women during World War II. This was first established in “Lucy
Becomes an Astronaut” (S1;E6).
Lucy
gets a telephone call from a Mr. Hussey at the marina. This may be a
reference to actress Ruth Hussey, who did the film The Facts of
Life (above) with Lucille Ball in 1960. Along with Ethel Merman, Hussey
starred in a pilot aired as part of “Vacation Playhouse”, the
summer 1963 replacement for “The Lucy Show.”
Lucy
says that Viv has brought enough seasickness pills for the Queen
Mary.
Lucy is referring to the RMS Queen Mary, an ocean liner
launched in 1934 for the Cunard Line. The ship was
officially retired from service in 1967 and is now permanently
berthed in Long Beach, California, serving as a tourist attraction,
museum, and hotel.
When
Viv dons her life jacket while still docked Lucy calls her “chicken
of the sea.”
Chicken
of the Sea is
a provider of packaged seafood, primarily canned tuna. Their
television commercials were ubiquitous throughout the 1960s. In
1963, the year this episode aired, the company was sold to Ralston
Purina.
While preparing her dinner on board, Lucy sings a bit of “Sailing, Sailing (Over the Bounding Main)” a folk song first composed in 1880 by James Swift (aka Godfrey Marks). The music (sans lyrics) was extensively used as underscoring during “Bon Voyage” (ILL S5;E13) in 1956 when Lucy misses the SS Constitution headed for Europe.

Once
again, faced with the boat’s tiny bunks Viv gets claustrophobic.
This was established in “Lucy Becomes an Astronaut” (S1;E6). In
real life, it was Lucille Ball who suffered from the condition.Nautical Vocabulary!
VIV: “I’m afraid I’m just a landlubber at heart.”
Landlubber ~ Lubber is an old word (dating from the 14th century) meaning a clumsy or stupid person. The term landlubber refers to an unseasoned sailor.
VIV: “I’ll bet this is the first time anybody’s been shanghaied on a lake.”
Shanghaied ~ force someone to join a ship lacking a full crew by coercion or other underhanded means.
JERRY (to LUCY): “You’d better give us a rest, or you are going to have your first mutiny.”
Mutiny ~ an open rebellion against the proper authorities, especially by soldiers or sailors against their officers. The most famous in popular culture was in Mutiny on the Bounty, so Jerry is continuing the analogy of Lucy to Captain Bligh.
VIV (to LUCY): “Oh, go shiver yer timbers.”
“Shiver Me Timbers” ~ is an exclamation usually attributed to the speech of pirates in works of fiction. The word ‘shiver’ means “to break into small fragments or splinters” while the ‘timbers’ refer to the wooden support frames of old sailing ships. So the saying was most likely alluding to the shock of a large wave or cannonball causing the hull to shudder or split asunder.
LUCY (into telephone): “We’ve been working on her for days and she’s really yar!”
Yar ~ When a boat is trim, responsive, and in all ways lively in handling. In The Philadelphia Story (1940), Kate Hepburn’s character famously says about a boat “My, she was yar!”
Fast Forward!

A scene from this episode was included in “Lucy and Viv Reminisce” (S6;E16), the series’ only clips episode.

In “Lucy in London” (1966) Lucy Carmichael’s leaky raft sinks her and her Captain (Anthony Newley) right in the middle of the River Thames. Instead of being filmed on a soundstage, the special was done on location in the icy waters of the Thames in London.

In “Lucy Runs The Rapids” (HL S2;E4), Lucy Carter’s sleeping bag gets dragged out into the middle of the Colorado River and slowly sinks under the weight of the water! Again, this was filmed on location, not in a studio.
Callbacks!

A leaky raft also sank Lucy and Desi in the feature film Forever Darling (1956).

A
leaky boat was part of the comic finale of “Lucy’s Summer
Vacation,” a 1959 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” about
a visit to fictional Lake
Wotchasokapoo, Vermont.
The
Ricardos and the Mertzes were also seen on a boat in distress in “Desert Island”
(ILL S6;E8) where the group goes motor boating off the coast of
Florida but runs out of gas.
The set for the boat was constructed on a gimbal – an elevated platform that could be manipulated for back and forth motion. The same construction was used to shake the set of One Oak Cabins in “First Stop” (ILL S4;E14) to replicate the shaking of the building as the train passes by.

Lucy
says “I don’t know what’s wrong with those bunks. We tried them
at home and they’re just fine.” This may be callback to “Lucy
and Her Electric Mattress” (S1:E12) where Lucy and Viv slept in
Sherman and Jerry’s bunk beds.
Viv also had trouble with the bunks when they were quarantined in a space capsule simulator in “Lucy Becomes an Astronaut” (S1;E6).

Lucy
trying to fix dinner in a moving galley is reminiscent of a similar
sequence in the 1953 film The Long, Long Trailer.
In this episode, Viv takes too many sea sickness pills and gets drowsy. On the “Staten Island Ferry” (ILL S5;E12) it was Lucy who took too many pills – resulting in her almost missing out on getting her passport! To assure this won’t happen on her transatlantic crossing,
during “Bon Voyage” (ILL S5;E13)
Lucy’s mother gives her a jumbo sized bottle of sea sickness pills!

This
is yet another episode where Vivian Vance eats a banana! Ethel Mertz also ate one during “Bon Voyage” (ILL S5;E13), snacking on the contents of Lucy’s fruit basket!Blooper
Alerts!
Timing is Every…{crash}…Thing! When
Lucy and Viv run the boat mast into a window in the French doors,
there’s obviously no glass in the window. The glass shattering sound
is a bit delayed.
Ripples v Waves! Lucy
says they are adrift on an inland lake, but unless there’s a violent
storm the severe pitching of the boat would be unusual for lake
waters. If you look closely, you can see that Lucy’s plate of meatballs is actually on tiny casters. Naturally, meatballs were chosen because they are round and would roll! One of the meatballs does fall on the floor (see above photo) but Lucille Ball either doesn’t notice or decided it was not worth trying to rescue, let alone stop shooting.
Hats Off to Lucy! During
the stunt with the sliding deck chair, Lucy’s hat falls off.
“Lucy Buys a Boat” rates 5 Paper Hearts out of 5

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Lucy and the Little League
S1;E28 ~ April 15, 1963


Synopsis
When
Sherman and Jerry play on the Danfield Tigers Little League team,
Lucy and Viv coach their boys in the finer points of the sport, but
get thrown out of the game!Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett
(Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley)Candy
Moore (Chris Carmichael) does not appear in this episodeGuest
Cast
Herb
Vigran
(Dr. Jacoby, the umpire) played Jule, Ricky Ricardo’s music agent on
two episodes of “I Love Lucy” in addition to playing movie
publicist Hal Sparks in “Lucy is Envious” (ILL S3;23). He was
seen in the Lucy-Desi film The Long, Long Trailer. Like William
Schallert, the recognizable character actor also reprised this role
in the baseball-themed episode in season two. He went on to play other
characters in four more episodes.Dr.
Jacoby is an eye doctor and Audrey Simmons is one of his patients.
William
Schallert (Mr.
Cresant, the Tigers’ manager) is probably best remembered as the
father on “The Patty Duke Show” (1963-66) and was also a series
regular on “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis” (1959-62). In
between, he found time to play Mr. Cresant on this episode and also
returned for another baseball-themed episode at the start of season
two.Mr.
Cresant runs the hardware store. He has a son on the team, but we never learn which player he is or his first name.
Desi
Arnaz IV (Billy
Simmons) is the real-life son of Lucille Ball. His 1953
birth was worked into the plot of “I Love Lucy” although Desi Jr.
never played the role of Little Ricky Ricardo. He did, however,
appear on the final half-hour episode of the series “The
Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27)
in
a crowd scene. His first series appearance was as one of the pee-wee
football players in “Lucy
is a Referee (S1;E3)
and
as a customer in the ice cream parlor in “Lucy is a Soda Jerk”
(S1;E23). This is the second time he has been credited as Billy
Simmons. Desi Jr. also appeared with his mother and sister on “Here’s
Lucy.”
Mary
Jane Croft
(Audrey
Simmons) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy.”
She also played Cynthia Harcourt in “Lucy
is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
and
Evelyn Bigsby in“Return
Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26).
She played Audrey Simmons for eight episodes but when Lucy moves to
California, she will play Mary Jane Lewis (the actor’s married
name) until the series finale. Her husband Elliott Lewis was a
producer of “The Lucy Show” from 1962 to 1964. She also played a
character named Mary Jane Lewis on “Here’s Lucy” from 1969 to
1974.This
is the first time both Billy Simmons (Desi Arnaz Jr.) and his mother Audrey have
appeared on screen together. This is also the first time the series has
acknowledged that they are mother and son.The
Little League game spectators are:- John Breen was first
seen with Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance in
the audience of Over
the Teacups
in
“Ethel’s
Birthday” (ILL S4;E8).
He was a racetrack spectator in “Lucy Wins a Racehorse,” a 1958
episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” This is his sole
appearance on “The Lucy Show.” - Bess
Flowers was
dubbed ‘Queen of the Extras’ in Hollywood and is credited with
more than 700 film and TV appearances from 1923 to 1964. Along with
John Breen, she was seen in the audience of Over
the Teacups
in
“Ethel’s
Birthday” (ILL S4;E8)
and
The
Most Happy Fella during
“Lucy’s
Night in Town” (ILL S6;E22).
This is one of at least five uncredited appearances on “The Lucy Show.”
Not surprisingly, Flowers was a founding member of SEG, the Screen
Extras Guild (now part of SAG) in 1945. - Bert
Stevens
makes the second of his nine appearances on the series. In many
episodes he appears opposite his wife, Caryl Lincoln, one
of Lucy’s friends from her Goldwyn Girl days. Stevens was the
brother of actress Barbara Stanwyck, whose given name was Ruby
Stevens. He was seen in the Tropicana audience for the Flapper
Follies when “Ricky
Loses His Voice” (ILL S2;E9) but
along with Lincoln, probably appeared on other episodes as well. He
appeared alongside Ball in five films.

Flowers
(white hair) and Stevens (white hat) are sitting in the top row of
the bleachers during the opening scene. Although extras don’t
normally have discernible dialogue, Flowers cups her hands to her
mouth and clearly shouts “Down
in front!”
to Lucy. Stevens echos her saying “Yeah!
Down in front!”- Hazel
Pierce was
Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in throughout “I Love
Lucy.” She also made frequent appearances on the show, although
only once did she speak, when she won the television auctioned off
by Ladies Overseas Aid in “Ricky’s
European Booking” (ILL S5;E10) and
she shouted “I
won!”.
This just one of her 21 un-credited on-camera appearances on “The
Lucy Show.” In the opening of season two, “Lucy Plays Cleopatra”
(S2;E1), she received screen credit as Mary Lou. She was also an
un-credited extra in the film Forever
Darling (1956). - William
Meader
had
appeared as an airport extra in “The
Ricardos Go to Japan,”
a
1959 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He made 15
appearances on “The Lucy Show,” mostly as a clerk in Mr. Mooney’s
bank. -
Alberto Morin was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.
- Monty
O’Grady was
first seen with Lucille Ball in The
Long, Long Trailer (1953),
and played a passenger on the S.S. Constitution in “Second
Honeymoon” (ILL S5;E14).
With William Meader, he was at the airport when “The
Ricardos Go to Japan” (1959).
With Hazel Pierce, he was also in “Chris’s New Year’s Eve
Party” (S1;E14). He made a dozen appearances on the series and a
half dozen on “Here’s Lucy.” - Ervin
Richardson makes the first of four uncredited appearances on “The
Lucy Show.” He also did two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” - Bernard
Sell is
an English-born background player making his second of three
appearances on the series. He was also an extra with Lucille Ball and
Bob Hope in their films The
Facts of Life (1960)
and Critic’s
Choice (1963).
He later turns up on a 1971 two-part episode of “Here’s Lucy”
taking place on a cruise ship headed to Hawaii. - Hal
Taggart makes
the first of five appearances on “The Lucy Show” after having
been seen in the Lucille Ball film The
Facts of Life (1960). - Bob
Carroll Jr.
was one of the writers of every episode of “I Love Lucy” and “The
Lucy Show.” He also wrote 29 episodes of “Here’s Lucy” and 5
episodes of “Life With Lucy.” His face first appeared on screen
in an insert shot of a photograph of Lucy Ricardo’s artist great
grandfather in “Lucy Becomes a Sculptress” (ILL S2;E15) and he
sailed on the S.S. Constitution waving “Bon Voyage” (ILL S5;E13)
and then turning up at an outdoor cafe in
“Paris
at Last” (ILL S5;E18)
and
at the roulette table in “Lucy
Goes to Monte Carlo” (ILL S5;E25). - Jack
Tornek was a Russian-born actor with nearly 500 screen credits –
nearly all of them Westerns! This is his only series appearance.


This episode first aired on the 46th birthday of actor Hans Conried, who had just played Dr. Gitterman, Lucy Carmichael’s voice and drama coach in “Lucy’s Barbershop Quartet” (S1;E19) and would do so again in season two. He first worked with Lucille Ball in the 1942 film The Big Street and on her radio show “My Favorite Husband.” He also made two appearances on “I Love Lucy” and one on “Here’s Lucy.”

Following this episode the evening of April 15, 1963, “The Andy Griffith Show” featured appearances by Janet Waldo and Barbara Perry. Earlier in the season, Waldo (left) had played Lucy Carmichael’s sister Marge in “Lucy’s Sister Pays a Visit” (S1;E15), as well as love-sick teen Peggy in “The Young Fans” (ILL S1;E20) in 1952. Perry will play two characters on upcoming “Lucy Show” episodes.

The main title theme that plays over the credits scroll (after the title sequence) is here replaced by the music to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”. Lucy and Viv later sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” written in 1908 by Jack Norworth and Albert von Tilzer. The song was also featured in a 1949 MGM film of the same name.

The opening scene practice game is the All-Stars versus the Tigers. The big game pits the White Sox against the Tigers.

In both games the back of
the opposing team’s jerseys say “Westchester International.”Most of the ball players were 12 year old boys from various teams of the Little League in Westchester, Southern California.
Luckily for the show, there is also a Westchester in New York!
During the week of rehearsals, the Westchester Little League players taught Ralph Hart (Sherman) how to hit the baseball for the game-winning home run. The prop baseball was hollow plastic and the bat was made of balsa wood.

Jerry
Carmichael is the youngest member of the team. He is announced as
batting for Mike Martin. Michael
Quinn Martin
was the son of Madelyn Martin, one of the series writers, as well as
for “I Love Lucy,” “Here’s Lucy” and “Life With Lucy.”
Her ex-husband was Emmy nominated TV producer Quinn Martin, who got
his start producing for “The Desilu Westinghouse Playhouse” in
1958. In 1986, Michael Quinn Martin was assistant to the producers (aka his mother) on “Life With Lucy.”
Lucy
and Viv mention Mickey Mantle. From
1951 through 1968, Mickey
Charles Mantle
(1931-95) was a center
fielder and
first
baseman for the New York Yankees. He is
regarded by many as the greatest switch
hitter in
baseball history. Lucy
wants Jerry to be the short “Sultan of Swat.” That is the
nickname given to baseball great Babe
Ruth
(1895-1948), who hit 714 home runs.
On their way up to bed, Lucy and Viv harmonize to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” The song was written in 1908 by Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer. It was featured in the 1935 Marx Brothers film A Night at the Opera as well as in a 1949 film called Take Me Out to the Ball Game starring Frank Sinatra.
Callbacks!

This is the second episode to concentrate on Jerry and Sherman’s involvement in sports teams after they played pee-wee football in “Lucy is a Referee” (S1;E3). Billy Simmons (Desi Arnaz Jr.) is also on the team.

“Take
Me Out to the Ballgame” was played on the harp when “Lucy Meets
Harpo Marx” (ILL S4;E28). The harp arrangement was written by Harpo’s son, Billy Marx. The lyrics, however, are not used.
Viv
and Audrey shout their disapproval of the ump’s calls. Audrey says
“Kill the ump!” In “Lucy and Bob Hope” (ILL S6;E1) Ethel
Mertz was a very vocal spectator at Yankee Stadium.
Lucy
and Viv decide to take their minds off baseball by having something
to eat. Viv says “I like a banana.” Viv Bagley and Ethel Mertz were
big fans of bananas. Hopefully Vivian Vance was as well!Fast Forward!

“The Lucy Show” revisits the topic of amateur baseball in a season two episode that also features Mr. Cresant (William Schallert) and Dr. Jacoby (Herb Vigran).
Blooper
Alerts!
Stay Seated! One
of the spectators at the ball game moves around. In one moment, he’s
in the stands, and a few moments later he’s seated behind the umpire.
That man is “Lucy Show” writer Bob Carroll, Jr. His distinctive
van dyke beard makes him instantly recognizable. He was likely
moving around between takes as a member of the production team.
Hats Off! When Mr. Cresant is emphatically indicating how far Lucy needs to to to leave the property, his hat starts to slide off his head, but William Shallert catches it before it does!

Trash Troubles! When
Lucille Ball is inside the trash can, she was accidentally slapped in
the eye with a banana peel. When
we first see the trash bin the lid is solid, but when Lucy re-enters
hiding inside it, air holes have been punched in the lid.
Lucille Ball was claustrophobic. In “Lucy and the
Loving Cup” (ILL S6;E12) the trophy also had air holes embedded in
the design.M.I.A. Mama! Although
Billy Simmons plays, his mother Audrey is nowhere to be seen during
the big game. If Mary Jane Croft had no lines in the scene, it would have been impractical to call her to set just to sit in the bleachers.
Bearded Lady! Viv
disguises herself with a bushy eyebrows, a beard, and wears a pea
coat and a hat. Despite this, she still stands out from the crowd because
she wears heavy eye make-up that belies that she is a woman.
“Lucy and the Little League” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5
1963, Babe Ruth, Bert Stevens, Bess Flowers, Bob Carroll Jr., CBS, Desi Arnaz Jr., Hazel Pierce, Herb Vigran, Jimmy Garrett, Little League, Lucille Ball, Lucy and the Little League, Mary Jane Croft, Mickey Mantle, Quinn Martin, Ralph Hart, Take Me Out to the Ball Game, The Lucy Show, tv, Vivian Vance, Westchester International, William Schallert - John Breen was first
-
Lucy is a Chaperone
S1;E27 ~ April 8, 1963

Synopsis
Lucy
and Viv chaperone a Spring break trip for Chris and her friends.
Feeling they don’t fit in, they try to act like teenagers in order to
have fun with the girls and their friends.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Candy Moore
(Chris Carmichael)Jimmy
Garrett (Jerry Carmichael) and Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley) do not
appear in this episode, although Jerry is mentioned.Guest
Cast
Hanley
Stafford (Kenneth
Westcott, Principal at Danfield High School) was born Alfred Austin
in 1899 and changed his name to Hanley Stafford to honor his
birthplace, Hanley, Staffordshire in England. He was a radio actor
famous for playing Baby Snooks’ father. This episode of “The Lucy
Show” is his final screen credit.In
real life, Kenneth L. Westcott is the name of the show’s property
master. To remind him who she is, Lucy mentions that she baked a pineapple upside down cake for the last PTA bake sale.Charlotte Lawrence (Elizabeth Westcott, below left) played one of Ethel Mertz’s bridge-playing pals in “No Children Allowed” (ILL S2;E22) and neighbor Marge in “The Homecoming” (S5;E6). This is her only appearance on “The Lucy Show” and her penultimate screen credit.

Patty Garrity (Debbie Westcott, above center) started movie acting at age 6 and appeared as Dixie Pollit, one of the “no-neck monsters” in 1958’s Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. In a 1965 episode of “My Three Sons” she played a girl with a crush on Robbie Douglas, played by Don Grady, who plays Bill in this “Lucy Show” episode. Her final screen role was as Sheila in The Trouble With Angels (1966). She died in 1991 at age 42.
Don
Grady
(Bill, below left) famously played Fred MacMurray’s eldest son Robbie Douglas on “My
Three Sons” from 1960 to 1972. This episode of “The Lucy Show”
(his only series appearance) aired on CBS the same week that he
appeared on ABC as Robbie Douglas. At the time, he co-starred with
William Frawley as Uncle Bub. Frawley played Fred Mertz on “I Love
Lucy” who will make his final screen appearance on “The Lucy
Show” in 1965. Grady died in 2012 at the age of 68.
Eddie
Hodges (Georgie, above right)
was a child actor who created the role of lisping Winthrop Paroo in
The
Music Man
on Broadway in 1957. In the 1962 film version his role was taken by
Ron Howard, who worked on the Desilu lot filming “The Andy Griffith
Show.” Hodges returned to Broadway in the play Critic’s
Choice
(1960), which was made into a film starring Lucille Ball in 1963. His
role in that film was taken by Ricky Kelman, who was seen in a 1973
episode of “Here’s Lucy” coincidentally starring Andy Griffith. Hodges left acting in
1974 and eventually became a mental health counselor in his native
Mississippi.In
the previous episode, Chris’s friend Georgie was played by Ronald
Keith.
Lucie
Arnaz (Cynthia)
is
the real-life 11 year-old daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz.
She was born in 1951 just before the premiere of “I Love Lucy.”
Lucille Ball was actually pregnant during the filming of the show’s
pilot. Despite rumors to the contrary, Lucie Arnaz never appeared on
“I Love Lucy.” She made an uncredited appearance on this series
in “Lucy
is a Referee” (S1;E3)
as
one of the spectators at the football game. This is the second of her
two appearances as Chris’s friend Cynthia, a character mentioned in
the premiere and in many subsequent episodes. Lucie Arnaz, however,
returned to the show in later seasons in other roles. She also
appeared with her mother and brother Desi Jr. on “Here’s Lucy.”
Karen
Balkin
(Vicki) made her screen debut as Mary Tilford in the long-awaited
film version of Lillian Hellman’s controversial Broadway play The
Children’s Hour.
Her final screen credit (of only four) was also set in a girl’s
boarding school, 1974’s Our
Time.
Jimmy
Carter (Guitarist, above left)
made only one more screen appearance after this episode of “The
Lucy Show.” The year before he had played Herman on “Leave It to
Beaver” for three episodes.

This
episode was aired opposite the 35th Annual Academy Awards telecast on ABC. Nominees What
Ever Happened to Baby Jane, That Touch of Mink, and
Two for the Seesaw
were all mentioned in “No More Double Dates” (S1;E21). In attendance were future “Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” guest stars as Shelley Winters, Ann-Margret, Ed Begley, Victor Buono, Joan Crawford, Robert Goulet, Edward G. Robinson, and Robert Stack.
This week TV Guide celebrated the 10th anniversary of their first national edition. Just as Lucy was on the cover in 1953, she is on it again this week.

A
surf rock version of the show’s theme is played during the episode’s
opening credits (following the show’s regular animated opening).
Previously, this theme was adapted for a marching band in “Lucy is
a Referee” (S1;E3).
Although the state where the fictional beach town of Sandy Cove is located is never specified, Lucy notes that it was a long drive from Danfield. It could possibly be meant to be Sandy Hook, New Jersey. Like the Brewster street scenes in “Lucy Drives a Dump Truck” (S1;E24), the exterior locations were filmed on a sound stage.

Chris’s packing list of Sandy Cove:
- 6 pairs of Capri pants
- 4 sweaters
- 2 pairs of Bermuda shorts
- 3 sweatshirts
- 1 pair of jeans
- 1 jacket
- 4 pairs of sneakers
- 2 shifts
- 5 bathing suits
- 1 dress

Capri pants were introduced by fashion designer Sonja de Lennart in 1948. The name derives from the Italian isle of Capri, where they rose to popularity in the late 1950s and early ‘60s. Capris’ acceptance in the United States was influenced by the TV series “The Dick Van Dyke Show” (1961-66) where they were famously worn by Mary Tyler Moore (above).

VIV: “Lucy? Do I look like a new bride?”
LUCY: “You look more like an old bee-keeper.”

Lucy and Viv break out the mosquito netting as protection against bites – but end up needing protection against bats, instead!

When
trying on the blonde wig hat, one of the girls says she feels like
Jayne Mansfield. Jayne
Mansfield
(1933-1967) was
a major Hollywood sex
symbol
of
the 1950s
and
early
1960s.
The actress and model was known for her platinum blonde hair and her
provocative personal life which frequently made headlines.
Vicki and Debbie remark that their wigs are red and blonde, just like
Lucy and Viv.
While talking about boys, Chris compares one young man to Paul Newman (above). At the time of filming, quietly sexy actor Paul Newman (1925-2008) had been nominated for two Oscars; the first for Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, which coincidentally featured Patty Garrity (Debbie Westcott) and of course, Elizabeth Taylor.


This marks the first appearance of Lucy’s transistor radio. It will be seen throughout the series, even when she relocates to California.

When
the girls are dancing, Viv mistakes the Mashed Potato for the
Jitterbug. When Lucy attempts the steps, Viv remarks that she’s got
“lumps in her gravy.” The
Mashed
Potato
was a popular dance
craze
of
1962 made famous by James
Brown.
It was performed in the John Waters film Hairspray set in 1962 Baltimore. A companion dance song was titled (appropriately) “Gravy”.
Lucy teaches Viv the current teenage slang:
- Choice, Groovy, Tough = Good
- Fink, Creepy, Scuzzy, Grumpy, Drippy, Raunchy, Flaky = Bad
- Diddly Diddly Diddly = And So Forth
- Split = Leave
- Cracks You Up = Someone is Funny
- Having a Blast = Enjoying Yourself
Some examples of slang from Lucy and Viv’s youth: “Greetings, gate. Let’s cut a rug. Hubba hubba hubba!”

The framed travel poster in the kitchen is by René Jacques from 1960. It depicts the aqueducts Pont de Garde, near Nimes, in Provence, France.

Lucy’s
wardrobe when she attempts to fit in with the kids has her wearing
the dark-haired fun wig and a shift dress with the face of a smiling girl
with free-flowing pigtails on the back.
Lucy and Viv perform “Big
Girls Don’t Cry,” a song written by Bob
Crewe and
Bob
Gaudio and
originally recorded by The
Four Seasons.
It hit number one on the
Billboard Hot
100 on
November 17, 1962, around the time this episode was being scripted.
It has been heard on many film and TV soundtracks and is currently
associated with the Broadway musical Jersey
Boys.
Lucy
suggests doing the “Surfer’s Stomp,” but the gang ends up doing
the “The Limbo” instead. “Surfer’s
Stomp” was
a 1962 hit for The Mar-Kets, reaching #31 on the Hot 100 List. In
“The
Limbo”
dancers must pass under a horizontal pole that is at first at chest
level, but then consistently lowered. It originated
on the island of Trinidad.
It was popularized by Julia
Edwards
(known
as the ‘First Lady of Limbo’) who appeared in several films,
particularly Fire
Down Below (1957).
Chubby Checker released “The Limbo Rock” in 1962 further
popularizing the dance.
Bill
refers to Lucy as an “overgrown Gidget.” Gidget
is
a fictional character created by author Frederick
Kohner (based
on his teenage daughter, Kathy)
in his 1957 novel, Gidget
the Little Girl with Big Ideas.
The novel follows the adventures of a teenage girl and her surfing
friends on the beach in Malibu.
The name Gidget is a contraction
of ‘girl’ and ‘midget’.
The character first appeared on screen in 1959 played by Sandra Dee
and two sequels in 1961 and 1963. A television adaption
starring Sally Field premiered in 1965. The name has become
synonymous with any female surfer or beach bum.Callbacks!

This is the second episode in a row to have scenes at Danfield High School. This is also the second episode in a row that Lucy tries to recapture her youth and wears a black wig. The previous episode was “Lucy and Viv Take Up Chemistry” (S1;E26).

Lucille
Ball also wore (partial) scuba gear while Lucy Ricardo was shopping
for her Florida trip in “Lucy Meets Orson Welles” (ILL S6;E3). She does so again as a salesperson in the sporting goods department during “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17, center).
Lucy
Ricardo was seen at a ‘sandy cove’ when stranded on a “Desert
Island” (ILL S6;E8) off Miami Beach.Fast Forward!

In a 1967 episode of “The Lucy Show” a female dancer in a beatnik club is wearing the same (or same type of) shift dress worn by Lucy in the beach scene, with the face of a smiling girl with free-flowing pigtails on the back. Here the face is worn on the front. It is interesting to see it in color for the first time!
Goofs & Blunders!

Packing Predicament – The striped top hanging in the background is worn by Cynthia in subsequent scenes, so why is it in the Carmichael kitchen? Cynthia (Lucie Arnaz) and Chris (Candy Moore) are definitely not the same size so couldn’t possibly share clothes.

“Lucy is a Chaperone” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5
1963, Big Girls Don’t Cry, Candy Moore, Capri Pants, CBS, Charlotte Lawrence, Don Grady, Eddie Hodges, Gidget, Hanley Stafford, Jayne Mansfield, Karen Balkin, Kenneth Westcott, Limbo, Lucie Arnaz, Lucille Ball, Lucy is a Chaperone, Mashed Potato, Patty Garrity, Scuba, Spring Break, Surfer’s Stomp, teenagers, The Lucy Show, tv, Vivian Vance, wigs -
Lucy and Viv Take Up Chemistry
S1;E26 ~ April 1, 1963


Synopsis
Viv regrets letting Lucy talk her into joining her for a night school chemistry class. Lucy gets carried away trying to invent a youth serum and develops a huge ego between explosions. To teach her a lesson, Viv and the professor make her drink her own concoction, which acts as a sedative. When she awakens, she’s horrified by the results of her youth formula.
Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett
(Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley)Candy
Moore (Chris Carmichael) does not appear in this episode, although
the character is mentionedGuest
Cast
Lou
Krugman
(Dr. Adrian Vance) was
born in Passaic, New Jersey, in 1914. He made a memorable debut at
Desilu as the patient film director in “Lucy Gets Into Pictures”
(ILL S4;18). After that episode was filmed, Lucy sent him a telegram
telling him how impressed she was with his acting. She rewarded him
with appearances in “The Great Train Robbery,” (ILL S5;E5) and
the role of the Club Babalu’s Manager in “Lucy and Bob Hope”
(ILL S6;E1) and “Lucy Meets Orson Welles” (ILL S6;E3). He will
make two more appearances
on ”The Lucy Show.“The
character’s surname is undoubtedly a tribute to Vivian Vance.Hazel Pierce (Chemistry Student, below right, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in throughout “I Love Lucy.” She also made frequent appearances on the show, although only once did she speak, when she won the television auctioned off by Ladies Overseas Aid in “Ricky’s European Booking” (ILL S5;E10) and she shouted “I won!” This is the fifth of her 21 uncredited on-camera appearances on “The Lucy Show.” In the opening of season two, “Lucy Plays Cleopatra” (S2;E1), she received screen credit as Mary Lou. She was also an uncredited extra in the film Forever Darling (1956).
In the wide shots, viewers can see that Lucy and Pierce are both wearing the same shoes. As Lucy’s stand-in, the two probably shared wardrobe.

Maurice
Kelly
(Student that asks about life on other planets, above left) makes first and only
appearance on the series, although he went on to be
seen in three episodes of “Here’s Lucy,” one of which served as
his final screen credit.
Karen
Norris
(Della Fox, student with a head cold) makes the first of her six
background appearances on “The Lucy Show.” She also did one
episode of “Here’s Lucy” in 1968.Della Fox is the real-life name of “The Lucy Show” costumer.

Ronald
Keith
(Georgie, younger student) was a child actor best known for his
role as Leroy Forrester in “The Great Gildersleeve” (1955-56).
He also played Freddie on “Fury” (1957-58). This episode of “The
Lucy Show” is his last screen credit before leaving show-business.Shep Houghton (Chemistry Student, uncredited) began working as an extra while still a teenager, taking background jobs on weekends and attending high school during the week. Between 1934 and 1947 he made three films with Lucille Ball, including Too Many Girls, the movie that brought together Lucy and Desi Arnaz. He did two episodes of “The Lucy Show” and one episode of “Here’s Lucy.” Houghton was one of the Winkie Guards in 1939’s The Wizard of Oz and a Southern Dandy in Gone With the Wind (1939).
Alberto Morin (Chemistrty Student, uncredited) was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.

The episode was filmed on February 21, 1963. Gary Morton’s loud guffaw is especially audible on the soundtrack of this episode.

The afternoon this episode premiered, April Fool’s Day 1963, ABC TV presented the first broadcast of “General Hospital” and NBC premiered “The Doctors.”

In a rut, Lucy tells Viv that their only intellectual conversation is about whether Marshall
Dillon will ever marry Kitty. These are characters from the
long-running CBS western “Gunsmoke”
(1955-75): Matt Dillon (James Arness) and barmaid Kitty Russell
(Amanda Blake). Despite audiences wanting the pair to enter into a
relationship, it never came to be. Lou Krugman (Professor Vance)
played a barkeep on “Gunsmoke” (above) just one month after this episode
of “The Lucy Show” first aired.
Lucy
compares herself to Madame Curie. Marie
Curie
was a Polish-born
French
physicist
and
chemist
who
conducted pioneering research on radioactivity.
She was the
first
woman to win a Nobel Prize – twice!
Anticipating
that her formula for eternal youth has worked, Lucy says
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
This is the question that the evil queen puts to her magic mirror in
the fairy tale “Snow White.” Coincidentally, Moroni Olsen, who played the Judge in “The Courtroom” (ILL S2;E7) was the voice of the slave in the magic mirror. Pinto Colvig, who voiced all the dogs in Lucy Carmichael’s neighborhood in “Lucy is Her Own Lawyer” (S2;E23) did the voices of Grumpy and Sleepy.
Lucy
mentions Chris’s drum majorette rehearsal. Chris being a drum majorette was was established in
“Lucy is a Soda Jerk” (S1;E23).
Some
of the other offerings at the Danfield Adult School offers are
‘Conversational French’ and ‘United States Foreign Policy in the
Middle East.’
After being stumped by Jerry and Sherman’s question
about the weight of rocket fuel, Lucy wonders if they offer ‘Cape
Canaveral at a Glance.’ Cape Canaveral and the space program were
mentioned in “Lucy Becomes an Astronaut” (S1;E6).
LUCY: “Shouldn’t we test it on a monkey first?”
VIV: “If there’s one thing the world doesn’t need, it’s younger monkeys.”
At
the end of this episode’s original airing, Vivian Vance and Ed Krugman do an
in-character commercial for new pink liquid Swan dish washing
detergent. Swan
was a brand
of
soap
introduced
by the Lever
Brothers
Company
in 1941 to compete with Ivory. Ivory won – Swan is no longer on the market.Callbacks!

This
is the third “Lucy Show” that Lucy has had a comedic encounter with a shower.
The first time was in “Lucy is a Referee” (S1;E3) and the second
in “Lucy and Viv Put in a Shower” (S1;E18).
Lucille
Ball is no stranger to wigs and putty noses. She famously wore a
false nose when she met William Holden in “Hollywood at Last!”
(ILL S4;E16).

In “The Black Wig” (ILL S3;E26) Lucy Ricardo used
a dark wig to be more glamorous, the opposite of the effect here. Mrs. Carmichael says she hasn’t had dark hair since she was 16.Fast Forward!

Four years later, Lucy Carmichael goes back to school full time in “Lucy Gets Her Diploma” (S6;E5).

Lucy Carmichael is fascinated by glass tubes, bubbling beakers, and Bunsen burners in “Lucy the Robot” (S4;E23).

Lucy and Mary Jane take a night class in auto repair in “The Not-So-Popular Mechanics” (HL S5;E22).
Blooper
Alerts!
Quiz Masters! Sherman
and Jerry argue about whether rocket fuel is measured by gallons or
tons, with Jerry saying that since that fuel is a liquid it’s
measured in gallons. However, in this case it would be measured in tons, as
the the weight of the fuel is a critical
factor, not the volume of the tank.Oops! When
Lucy is about to do her experiment she asks Vivian to give her some
glass tubing. Vivian flubs her line by saying there is no “gas”
tubing.Oops Again! When
changing seats to assure Viv is her lab partner, Lucy drops her
pencil. The student sitting next to her (Maurice Kelly) picks it up
for her.
“Lucy and Viv Take Up Chemistry” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

-
Lucy Visits the White House
S1;E25 ~ March 25, 1963

Synopsis
Lucy
and Viv’s son’s Cub Scout pack makes a replica of the White House
out of sugar cubes. The President is so impressed that he invites all
of them to the White House to present it to him. Calamity ensues when the
replica get destroyed on the train trip.
Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett
(Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley)Candy
Moore (Chris Carmichael) does not appear in this episodeGuest
Cast
Elliott
Reid
(Ross Dowd, Annabel’s owner) had played Edward Warren, a parody of
Edward R. Murrow, in “The Ricardos Are Interviewed” (ILL S5;E7).
This is his first of two appearances on “The Lucy Show.” He also
made two appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”The character name is also the name the set decorator for “The Lucy Show” and “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” He is never referred to by name but it is written on the tack box underneath his horse. The below TV Guide Close-Up also lists Reid as “The Voice” which probably means he providing the off-screen voice of President Kennedy, using Kennedy’s distinct New England accent.


Frank
Nelson
(Train Conductor) revives his memorable character of the frazzled
train conductor in “The Great Train Robbery” (ILL S5;E5). He has
the distinction of being the only actor to play two continuing
characters on “I Love Lucy”: Freddie Fillmore and Ralph Ramsey.
He also played five other characters on the show.This episode marks
his final appearance with Lucille Ball.
Alan
Reed
(Charlie, Cafe Owner) is probably best remembered as the voice of
Fred Flintstone. He started his acting career in 1937. In 1967, he made an appearance on the Desi Arnaz series “The Mothers-in-Law”. He died in 1977 at the age of 69.
Desi
Arnaz Jr. (Billy
Simmons) is the real-life son of Lucille Ball. His 1953 birth was
worked into the plot of “I Love Lucy” although Desi Jr. never
played the role of Little Ricky Ricardo. He did, however, briefly appear on
the final half-hour episode of the series “The
Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27)
in
a crowd scene. His first series appearance was as one of the pee-wee
football players in “Lucy
is a Referee (S1;E3) and as a customer in the ice cream parlor in
“Lucy is a Soda Jerk” (S1;E23).
Here he plays Billy Simmons (Audrey’s son) for the first of four episodes. Desi Jr.
also appeared with his mother and sister on “Here’s Lucy.”
Pat
Colby
(Bill, Annabel’s Groom, right) makes his first and only appearance on “The
Lucy Show.” A month earlier, he had appeared on an episode of “The
Andy Griffith Show” filmed on the Desilu backlot.The character is
never referred to by name.Annabel, Ross Dowd’s Horse (uncredited)

Duncan
McLeod
(President’s Aide) was born in Scotland in 1918. This is his only appearance on
“The Lucy Show.” His first screen credit came at age 38.
McLeod’s wife later married Lee Marvin.It
sounds as if McLeod’s dialogue was over-dubbed throughout, possibly
due to his Scottish brogue.Louis
A. Nicoletti (Cafe
Customer) was
an integral member of the Desilu family, having been a frequent extra
on “I Love Lucy.” He made one more appearance on “The Lucy
Show” before taking over as Assistant Director in 1966. He
performed the same chores for 26 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”Allan
Ray
(Man on Train) was
seen on “I Love Lucy” as the clapstick boy at “Ricky’s
Screen Test” (ILL S4;E6),
a Brown Derby waiter in “Hollywood
at Last” (ILL S4;E16),
and a male nurse in “Nursery
School” (ILL S5;E9).
This is his third and final appearance on “The Lucy Show.” He
also played a hotel doorman in the 1963 Lucille Ball / Bob Hope film
Critic’s
Choice.
In 1950 Ray and Gale Gordon were in the film A
Woman of Distinction in
which Lucille Ball played herself in a cameo.William
Meader (Another
Man) had
appeared as an airport extra in “The
Ricardos Go to Japan,”
a
1959 episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.” This is the second
of his 16 appearances on “The Lucy Show.”
Nine
uncredited young boys play the other cub scouts.An uncredited actor plays the voice of the President.

“The Lucy Show” did not air the previous Monday, March 18, 1963, because of the CBS special “Arthur Godfrey Loves Animals” with Shari Lewis, Mel Blanc, and Burr Tillstrom.

The date this episode first aired (March 25, 1963) Felix Adler, screenwriter for The Three Stooges, died at age 79. Of his more than 175 scripts for the Stooges, Three Little Pigskins (1934) starred Lucille Ball.

The morning of March 25, 1963, the CBS rerun of “I Love Lucy” was “Mertz and Kurtz” (ILL S4;E2).

Meanwhile, at the real White House on March 25, 1963,
President John F. Kennedy greeted the faculty and students of the French National War College.

March 25, 1963 was also the 9th anniversary of RCA’s first color television. Despite rapid advancement, programs like “The Lucy Show” are still shot and aired in black and white.

Jerry,
Sherman and Billy are members of Pack 57 and Lucy and
Viv serve as Den Mothers of Den 8.Lucy’s
phone number is KLondike 5-4320. The letters KL equate to 55 on dial telephones. The show is observing the TV and film tradition of
using “555” as a telephone exchange. Both Viv and the operator (who is not heard) think Lucy wants to talk to the White House Cafeteria!
On
the phone with the White House, Lucy feels certain she’s speaking
with President Kennedy because he pronounced “replica” as
“replicker”. Kennedy was known for his broad New England accent.
In
addition to President Kennedy, the episode references First Lady
Jacqueline Kennedy…LUCY: “I’m sure Jackie can make room on the mantle for a sugar cube White House.”
and their young daughter Caroline, age 5 ½.
VIV: (Pointing to the sugar cube White House) “Look! There’s Caroline Sliding down the banister!”
The Kennedys also have a 2 ½ year old son, John Jr., who is not mentioned. In August 1963, 5 months after this episode aired, Mrs. Kennedy prematurely gave birth to a second son, Patrick, who died two days later. Three months after that, President Kennedy was assassinated.

This
is the first time the series uses exterior establishing shots, in
this case railroad cars. This was also done on “I Love Lucy”
for “The Great Train Robbery” (ILL S5;E5).
Lucy and Viv’s train to Washington DC makes stops in Greenview, Middlebrook, Flint Ridge, and Scottville. Like Danfield, all are fictional towns along a fictional railroad line.

Lucy sets the sugar cube White House down in the narrow train corridor, where it is decimated by the rush of passersby…

…and ends up looking like a snowbank!
Lucy says it resembles Admiral Byrd’s headquarters
in the South Pole. Richard
Evelyn Byrd (1888-1957)
was a US Navy who claimed to be the first to reach the North and
South poles by air.The
horse is named Annabel, which may be a tribute to Annabel Takes
a Tour (1938), a film in which Lucille Ball comically falls
from a horse. Lucy also rode a runaway horse in Mame (1974). Using
live animals is nothing new for “The Lucy Show.” In addition to
Annabel the horse, the first twenty five episodes have employed a
dozen dogs, a pen full of sheep, and a full-sized elephant!
The prices at Charlie’s Cafe in Greenview reflect the 1963 economy. Other signs:
- No Dogs Allowed Please ~ Thank You
- Greenview Horse Show ~ Saturday & Sunday at the Fairgrounds

Charlie
at the Greenview Café says he won’t sell Lucy the sugar cubes
because he is a Republican! Lucy notes that the Boy Scouts are
bipartisan.
The horse that Lucy rides by the train window is not the real Annabel. Lucille Ball is atop a moving platform with a bobbing horse’s head attached. It would have been fascinating to see this scene from backstage!

The anteroom of the White House is dominated by a large painting titled “The Bell’s First Note” (1913) by Jean Leon Gerome Ferris. His paintings showed idealized portrayals of famous moments from American history. The complete series was shown at Independence Hall in Philadelphia from 1913 to 1930, then moved next door to Congress Hall. In later years, it was shown in a number of locations, including the Smithsonian Institution, before being returned to the Ferris family. His works were widely popular for many years, but modern critics are far less generous in their praise.

While
in the White House, Jerry spots a rocking chair that the Aide
explains belonged to President Lincoln’s son Tad. When Lucy gets
stuck in the tiny rocker, the voice of President Kennedy saysOff Screen Voice: “I’m happy to see I’m not the only person who is attached to a rocking chair.”
President Kennedy suffered from back pain and also often sat in a
rocker in the oval office.
As the episode fades out and Lucy totters into the Oval Office with the rocking chair attached to her backside, the soundtrack plays “Hail To The Chief” the personal anthem of the President of the United States, composed by James Sanderson in 1812, but not adopted officially until 1954, just nine years before this episode first aired.
Callbacks!

On
the train, Viv is the first to suggest visiting the dining car, just
as she is in “The
Great Train Robbery” (ILL S5;E5). Like this one, that episode also
took place on a moving train and featured Lucille Ball, Vivian Vance, Frank Nelson and Louis A. Nicoletti.
The end result of Lucy’s exhausting ride on Annabel is not unlike Lucy Ricardo’s rambunctious ride on Danny Boy in “The Fox Hunt” (ILL S5;E16) and her out of control lawnmower ride across Westport in “Lucy Grows Tulips” (ILL S6;E26).

A few months earlier, a sketch from “The Bob Hope Show” (October 24, 1962)
was frighteningly prescient.
Lucy played a District Attorney and Bob a gangster named Bugsy Hope. A spray of gunfire comes through the window and Lucy remarks “Just what I wanted, a Jackie Kennedy hairdo.” Considering the tragic events of November 22, 1963, this clearly could never be re-aired. When the clip was seen again in 1976 on “Bob Hope’s World of Comedy” and in 1989′s “Bob Hope’s Love Affair With Lucy” the lines are edited out.Fast Forward!

In “Lucy Decides To Redecorate” (S2;E8), first aired on November 18, 1963, Lucy refers to President Kennedy’s fitness program.He was assassinated four days later. The following week “The Lucy Show” was pre-empted for news coverage.

The fact that Lucy and Viv are den mothers and Jerry and Sherman are cub scouts was introduced in this episode, but is explored again in “Ethel Merman and the Boy Scout Show” (S2;E19) and “Lucy and The Scout Trip” (S2;E26), which also features Desi Arnaz Jr. and gets Mr. Mooney into the act as den dad to his cub scout son, Arnold (Barry Livingston).

Lucy Carter also spoke to the President of the United States on the telephone in “Lucy and the Astronauts” (HL S4;E5). In 1971, that would have been Richard M. Nixon.

Lucy Whittaker has a telephone conversation with the President’s mother, Miss Lillian Carter, in the 1977 special “Lucy Calls The President”. Miss Lillian played herself in a pre-taped cameo.

Lucille Ball really visited the White House when she received a medal as part of The Kennedy Center Honors in 1986. Coincidentally, the arts award is named for John F. Kennedy and his family and also included a performance aired on CBS.

Lucie Arnaz visited the White House several times. The first time was in 1972 and more recently in 2014.
Blooper
Alert!
Off Her Rocker? Tad Lincoln’s rocking chair is not in the White House, but held is from the collection at the Lincoln Home in Springfield, Illinois. It is now in the Lincoln Heritage Museum in Lincoln, Illinois. President Lincoln was sitting in a rocking chair when he was assassinated at Ford’s Theatre.

Whereabouts? There is no record that “The Bell’s First Note” (1913) ever hung in the White House. The closest it got was the Smithsonian Institution.
1963, Alan Ray, Alan Reed, CBS, Cub Scouts, Desi Arnaz Jr., Duncan McLeod, Elliott Reed, Frank Nelson, Jimmy Garrett, John F. Kennedy, Louis A. Nicoletti, Lucille Ball, Lucy Visits the White House, Pat Colby, Ralph Hart, Sugar Cubes, Tad Lincoln, The Lucy Show, Train, tv, Vivian Vance, Washington DC, White House -
Lucy Drives a Dump Truck
S1;E24
~ March 11, 1963

Synopsis
After
promising the Volunteer Fire Department that the town council will
pay for their new uniforms, the girls find that they will be stuck
for the cost themselves. They want to relieve Lucy as captain, until
she comes up with the idea of selling newspapers for salvage.
Everything goes wrong, and Lucy and Viv end up trucking the papers to
another town themselves.Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett
(Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley)Candy
Moore (Chris Carmichael) does not appear in this episodeGuest
Cast
Ben
Welden
(Vin Cooper of Brewster Salvage Company) was seen in Sorrowful Jones
(1949) starring Lucille Ball and Bob Hope. He made one appearance on
“I Love Lucy” as the thief who breaks in to the Ricardo apartment
to steal “The Fur Coat” (ILL S1;E9). This is his only series
appearance.
Richard
Reeves (Brewster
Policeman) is a veteran of nine episodes of “I Love Lucy” from
1951 to 1954, including playing a policeman in “Equal Rights”
(ILL S3;E4). This is his only appearance on “The Lucy Show.”Among
the members of the Danfield Volunteer Fire Department are:Mary
Jane Croft
(Audrey Simmons, below left). This is the second series appearance for Croft, who
played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy.” She also
played Cynthia Harcourt in “Lucy
is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
and
Evelyn Bigsby in “Return
Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26).
She will play Audrey Simmons for seven more episodes but when Lucy
moves to California, she will play Mary Jane Lewis (the actor’s
married name) until the series finale. Her husband Elliott Lewis was
a producer of “The Lucy Show” from 1962 to 1964. She also played
a character named Mary Jane Lewis on “Here’s Lucy” from 1969 to
1974.
Carole
Cook (Thelma
Green, above right) makes the third of her four appearances playing Thelma Green,
although she will also play Mrs. Valance in three episodes, and a
variety of other characters in eleven others. Lucille Ball took Cook
as a protégé during the Desilu Playhouse years. Although she was born
as Mildred Cook, Ball suggested she take the name Carole, in honor of
Lucy’s great friend, Carole Lombard. Cook also went on to appear in
five episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
Dorothy
Konrad (Dorothy
Boyer) makes her second and final appearance as Dorothy but will play a variety of other characters in four future episodes.Bess
Flowers (Volunteer
Firefighter, uncredited) was dubbed ‘Queen of the Extras’ in
Hollywood and is credited with more than 700 film and TV appearances
from 1923 to 1964. She was seen in the audience of Over
the Teacups in
“Ethel’s
Birthday” (ILL S4;E8)
and
The
Most Happy Fella during “Lucy’s
Night in Town” (ILL S6;E22).
This is the fourth of her five uncredited appearances on “The Lucy
Show.” Not surprisingly, Flowers was a founding member of SEG, the
Screen Extras Guild (now part of SAG) in 1945.
Hazel
Pierce
(Volunteer Firefighter, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and
lighting stand-in throughout “I Love Lucy.” She also made
frequent appearances on the show, although only once did she speak,
when she won the television auctioned off by Ladies Overseas Aid in
“Ricky’s
European Booking” (ILL S5;E10)
and
she shouted “I
won!”.
This is the fourth of her 21 uncredited on-camera appearances on “The
Lucy Show.” In the opening of season two, “Lucy Plays Cleopatra”
(S2;E1), she received screen credit as Mary Lou. She was also an
uncredited extra in the film Forever
Darling (1956).A
half dozen other uncredited women play the rest of the fire brigade.
On
or around this date Lucille Ball announced that she would return for
a second season of “The Lucy Show.”We
learn that Dorothy Boyer’s husband is named Sherwood and that she has
six children. This is the second time Thelma has mentioned her
husband, Ernie. This is also the second time Audrey has mentioned
her husband, Harvey. Audrey claims her daughter is getting married
and she needs a new dress for the wedding. Unlike the other
characters, Audrey was not in the episode that established the fire
brigade “Lucy and Viv are Volunteer Firemen” (S1;E16).Councilman
Bradley refuses to reimburse the firefighters for their new dress
uniforms. The new outfits cost $25 a piece – more than $200 today. In “Lucy is a Soda Jerk” (S1;E23)
Chris’s drum majorette uniform cost $40 ($340 today).
Desilu
prop man Ken Westcott rented 160,000 newspapers for $200, then paid
nearly $1,800 more have to have them fireproofed and stacked securely
so they would not fall on the actors.Danfield’s
salvage man is Don
Sharpe, also the name of Lucille Ball’s long time agent.
His name was first used on “I Love Lucy” as Ricky’s agent in
“Lucy Meets Charles Boyer” (ILL S5;E19). Unfortunately for Lucy,
Sharpe is age 82 and retiring to St. Petersburg, Florida! Lucy
desperately tries to sell the papers to Ernie the fishmonger before she faces court-martial!In
a last plea for clemency, Lucy reminds Thelma of the time they
rescued Grandma Sutton’s cat from a tree. This was also mentioned as
the brigade’s first assignment in “Lucy and Viv are Volunteer
Firemen” (S1;E16).
To
save Lucy from being unseated as captain, the newspapers have to be
transported to the town of Brewster, which is 23 miles away from
Danfield.
There is a real Brewster in New York state, located about an hour
north of New Rochelle, a town already established as in the vicinity
of fictional Danfield.
The
Ford dump truck has ‘Roy Long’s Rental’ written on the doors. In
reality, Roy Long
was Desilu’s construction superintendent. He once turned down a
nomination for a technical Oscar for a fabrication process he felt he
couldn’t take credit for.
This
is a huge production for the series, using more than a dozen extras,
160,000 newspapers, an enormous sound stage dressed as a city street,
and six vehicles…
…including an operational Ford dump truck…

….and a running police motorcycle.

At the end of this episode, Vivian Vance, Mary Jane Croft and Carole Cook do an in-character commercial for Jell-O pie filling. In it, Mary Jane reveals that their dress uniforms are red!
Callbacks!

The
closest “I Love Lucy” ever got to this amount of newsprint was in
“The Homecoming” (ILL S5;E6) when Mrs. Trumbull saved all the
papers during the Ricardos’ stay in Hollywood and stashed them away in
the closet!
The
characters navigating a maze of stacked newspapers is reminiscent to
“Lucy Hates to Leave” (ILL S6;E16) where the Ricardo’s moving
boxes turned the Mertzes apartment into a labyrinth that turned the
simplest daily task into an adventure!
“Lucy Drives a Dump Truck” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5
1963, Ben Welden, Bess Flowers, Carole Cook, CBS, Desilu, Don Sharpe, Dorothy Konrad, Ford Truck, Hazel Pierce, Jimmy Garrett, Lucille Ball, Lucy Drives a Dump Truck, Mary Jane Croft, motorcyle, Newspapers, Ralph Hart, Richard Reeves, Roy Long, Salvage, The Lucy Show, tv, Vivian Vance, Volunteer Firefighters -
Lucy is a Soda Jerk
S1;E23 ~ March 4, 1963


Synopsis
To
pay for her school drum majorette uniform, Lucy’s daughter Chris
takes a job as a waitress at an ice cream parlor. When Chris can’t
make it one day, Lucy and Viv take over with disastrous
results!Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Jimmy Garrett
(Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley), Candy Moore (Chris
Carmichael)Guest
Cast
Paul
Hartman
(Mr. Wilbur) was ‘born in a trunk’ in 1904 to a theatrical father
known as ‘the Ziegfeld of the Pacific Coast’. He performed
as part of a family act from the age of six weeks and was part of a
tour to Japan in the cast of The
Mikado
at the age of two.
With
his wife Grace
he
formed a famous ballroom-dancing partnership, touring the vaudeville
circuit and also appearing on Broadway. In 1948, they had a huge hit
with the revue Angel
in the Wings,
both winning Tony Awards as Best Leading Players in a Musical, the
first such awards ever given out. He is probably best remembered as
Emmett Clark on “The Andy Griffith Show” and “Mayberry R.F.D.”
This is his only appearance on “The Lucy Show.”
Lucie
Arnaz (Cynthia)
is
the real-life 12 year-old daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz.
She was born in 1951 just before the premiere of “I Love Lucy.”
Lucille Ball was actually pregnant during the filming of the show’s
pilot. Despite rumors to the contrary, Lucie Arnaz never appeared on
“I Love Lucy.” She made an uncredited appearance on this series
in “Lucy is a Referee” (S1;E3) as one of the spectators at the
football game. Here she plays Chris’s friend Cynthia, a character
mentioned in the premiere and in many subsequent episodes. Lucie also
appeared with her mother and brother Desi Jr. on “Here’s Lucy.”Although her arrival was much-anticipated, the character of Cynthia returns in just one more
episode, “Lucy is a Chaperone” (S1;E27). Lucie Arnaz, however,
returned to the show in later seasons in other roles.The
Customers at Mr. Wilbur’s Ice Cream Parlor are played by:
Ruth
Crews
was previously seen as Dorothy in “Lucy and Viv Are Volunteer
Firemen” (S1;E16), although the role of Dorothy was taken over by
Dorothy Konrad in “Lucy’s Barbershop Quartet” (S1;E19) probably because the character needed to be able to sing well enough to carry four part harmony. This is
Ruth Crews’ final appearance on the series.
James
Gonzales (above left) was
a popular Hollywood extra who first acted with Lucille Ball in the
1953 film The
Long, Long Trailer.
He was previously seen on the show as Stan Williams, a friend of
Harry’s he brings along to date Viv when “Lucy Digs Up a Date”
(S1;E2). He will be seen in 21 future episodes of “The Lucy Show”
and 3 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”James Gonzales is seated with Desi Arnaz Jr. in the final scene.
Desi
Arnaz Jr.
is, of course, the real-life son of Lucille Ball. His 1953 birth was
worked into the plot of “I Love Lucy” although Desi Jr. never
played the role of Little Ricky Ricardo. He did, however, appear on
the final half-hour episode of the series “The
Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27)
in
a crowd scene. His first series appearance was as one of the pee-wee
football players in “Lucy is a Referee (S1;E3). He plays Billy
Simmons in four future episodes of the series and also appeared with
his mother and sister on “Here’s Lucy.”
Jerry
Hausner
marks his return to the Desilu family. He was featured as Jerry,
Ricky’s agent in the pilot and first three seasons of “I Love
Lucy.” He left the show after a disagreement with Desi Arnaz.
Interestingly, Desi Arnaz left “The Lucy Show” and Desilu before
Hausner’s return. Although this is his only appearance on this
series, he does return for a 1973 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”
The original script was titled “Lucy is a Drum Majorette.” Jimmy Garrett’s mother, Helen Moore Garrett, coached Lucy and Chris in baton twirling. Helen had been a champion baton twirler and marched in the Rose Parade for many years. It is likely that the original version had Lucy filling in for Chris as a drum majorette rather than as a soda jerk.

The
title refers to the employee behind the soda fountain that makes the
ice cream sodas and milkshakes which was a popular mid-20th century
hangout for teenagers.
During this time drug stores often featured food counters and were
not strictly places that distributed pharmaceuticals.When
she was starting out in New York City, auditioning for Broadway
shows, Lucille
Ball
worked
as a soda jerk at Walgreens. She later said that she was fired for
forgetting to put bananas in the banana splits!
Broadway
icon Ethel
Merman
was in the studio audience for this episode’s filming. Desilu
produced a pilot for Merman called “Maggie Brown” (above) which was aired
as part of CBS’s “Vacation Playhouse” in September 1963. In
return, Lucille Ball and Gary Morton attended the filming of Merman’s
pilot, which was not picked-up for series. Instead, Merman would be
featured in the season two opener of “The Lucy Show.” In 1963,
Merman had left her Broadway career behind for a bit, to concentrate
on films such as It’s
a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World (1963).
Vivian
Vance understudied Merman on Broadway in Anything
Goes
(1934).
Lucy
fell asleep reading Elite Magazine, a periodical that appears to have
been made-up by the props department. On “I Love Lucy” Desilu
often used the names of real magazines in order to
thank them for promoting their show.
Chris’s
high school team is the Danfield Bears and Chris and Cynthia have
been selected as drum majorettes. Lucy is enthusiastic at first, but
she loses her enthusiasm when she hears that the uniform will cost
$40. Lucy says she
won a twirling cup for Jamestown High School. Viv adds that she was
19th runner up. Lucy says that her uniform only cost $7.50. If we go buy
Lucille Ball’s real age, that would put the date around 1925 and be
the equivalent of $13 in 1963’s economy.
Lucille
Ball demonstrates some baton twirling and marching that are similar
to the moves she displayed singing “Hey Look Me Over” in
Broadway’s Wildcat.
Chris
wonders if Doris Day started out as a Soda Jerk. Doris
Day,
a popular singer and actor of the time, was previously mentioned on
“No More Double Dates” (S1;E21) and will be mentioned again in
“Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere” (S4;E20).
Much
of the action of the episode is set at Wilbur’s Ice Cream Parlor.
According to the signs, Malts and Hot Fudge Sundaes cost 55 cents. The average cost
of a one-scoop sundae at Baskin Robbins today is about $4.50 so the
cost has kept up with the rate of inflation. Another sign says “Try
Wilbur’s Special” but it is never stated what the special actually is.
Lucy
and Viv’s rhyme for remembering the ice cream flavors is sung to the
tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”:“Chocolate,
Strawberry, Rocky road, Coffee
Coconut,
Tooty-Fruity, Huckleberry, Toffee
Peppermint,
Pistachio, Chocolate Chip
Cinnamon,
Burnt Pecan, Tangerine Whip
Cranberry,
Fudge Ripple, Lime, Vanilla
Pineapple,
Lemon Crunch and Marshmilla(to
the tune of “Shave and a Haircut”)….the flavor of the month is – Kumquat!”

This
episode features the age-old TV trope of sliding drinks down a long
bar to the server. In this case it is ice cream sodas and the bar is
a counter. In comedies, the items usually hit the floor,
which they do here as well. This same gag was part of the “Western
Frolics” in “Milton Berle Hides Out at the Ricardos,” a 1959
episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.”
Lucille
Ball serves ice cream again in a 1973 episode of “Here’s Lucy”
titled “Lucy and the Franchise Fiasco.”
The
day this episode aired, March 4, 1963, was the last day that the Mona
Lisa was exhibited in the USA. Lucy has a disastrous encounter with
a replica Mona Lisa in “Lucy Goes To Art Class” (S2;E4) as well as on a 1977 TV special.Callbacks!

Lucy
filling in for Chris at the ice cream parlor is reminiscent of when
Lucy Ricardo filled in for Mario at Mr. Martinelli’s Pizzeria in
“Visitor from Italy” (ILL S6;E5).Blooper
Alerts!Melody Mistake! When
Lucy sings the Ice Cream flavors for Customer #2 (Jerry Hausner), she
sings the wrong melody for a portion of “Twinkle Twinkle Little
Star” but gets back on track again for the rest of the song.
“Lucy is a Soda Jerk” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5



























