• LUCY’S TENANT

    S6;E7
    ~ October 22, 1973

    image
    image

    Synopsis

    Lucy’s
    rental agent mistakenly lets Kim’s old room to Kermit Boswell (Jackie
    Coogan), an obnoxious used car dealer. Lucy schemes to get rid of
    him, first by making the woman-hating Boswell think she’s in love
    with him and, when that doesn’t work, by pretending Harry is her long
    lost husband.

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter / “Captain Lionel Carter”)

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter) does
    not appear in this episode, nor does she receive credit in the
    opening titles. Kim is mentioned in the dialogue. Despite her
    absence, the final credits do state “Lucie Arnaz Wardrobe by
    Alroe.” 

    Guest
    Cast

    image

    Jackie
    Coogan

    (Kermit Boswell) was
    a child actor. In “Ricky’s
    Screen Test” (ILL S4;E6)
     Lucy
    Ricardo hopes Little Ricky will be “the
    next Jackie Coogan.”
    Coogan
    was once married to Flower Parry, who was a frequent extra on “I
    Love Lucy.” He is, of course, best remembered as Uncle Fester
    on TV’s “The Addams Family” (1964-66). He made two
    appearances on “The Lucy Show” and will make his final appearance
    with Ball in the 1975 TV film “Lucy Gets Lucky.” He died in 1984
    at age 69.

    Mr.
    Boswell is a used car dealer. 

    image

    Mary
    Jane Croft
     (Mary
    Jane Lewis) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy.
    ” She also played Cynthia Harcourt in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
     and
    Evelyn Bigsby in Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83. 

    Mary
    Jane’s uncle sells cars.  

    image

    Reta
    Shaw

    (Mrs. Witherspoon) started her career on the stage in such hits
    as Picnic (1953)
    and The
    Pajama Game 
    (1954),
    for which she also did the film versions. She is best known for
    playing maids, such as in Disney’s Mary
    Poppins 
    (1964)
    and TV’s “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir” (1968-70). She made three
    appearances on “The Lucy Show” and three on
    “Here’s Lucy.”  

    image

    Rhodes
    Reason

    (Keith Davidson) marks the last of his five episodes of “Here’s
    Lucy” having previously appeared in “Lucy,
    the Matchmaker” (S1;E12)
     and “Lucy
    and the Gold Rush” (S1;E13).
     He
    also appeared with Lucille Ball in the 1974 TV movie “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye.”

    Mr.
    Davidson is a rental agent.

    image
    image

    To
    tease the prim and proper Mrs. Witherspoon, Lucy calls
    Harry “Cuddles, her Monday night boyfriend”. “Cuddles”
    was the name given to Vivian Vance’s character in the musical revue
    in “Lucy and the Lost Star” (TLS S6;E22).  Before that, it was
    the nickname of one of Lucy’s old college girlfriends played by
    Dorothy Konrad in “Lucy’s College Reunion” (TLS S2;E11). “Monday
    night” was not chosen by accident. Lucille Ball’s sitcoms always
    aired on Mondays, and she was known as “the Queen of Monday
    nights.”  

    image

    The above line actually gets a smattering of applause of approval from some in
    the studio audience – probably men. It is worth noting that 1973
    saw the signing of the landmark Roe v Wade case by the Supreme Court,
    and the self-proclaimed “battle of the sexes” between tennis
    players Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. During 1972, a total of 22 state legislatures ratified the ERA (Equal Rights Amendment) and eight more joined in early 1973, although the amendment never finally earned enough votes to be ratified nationally. 

    image

    Boswell
    calls Lucy “Mary Poppins” probably due to her proper
    attitude. Lucy was compared to the magical nanny (originally from the
    novels of P.L. Travers and later from the 1964 Disney film) in
    “Lucy’s Mystery Guest” (TLS S6;E10) and “Lucy Saves Milton
    Berle” (TLS S4;E14)
    . Coincidentally, Reta Shaw (Mrs. Witherspoon) played maid Katie Nanna
    in the Disney film. Later, Lucy sarcastically calls Mary Jane “Peter
    Pan”
    when she brings up Lucy’s age!  

    image

    Lucy
    wonders why guys like Clint Eastwood don’t rent rooms. The
    ruggedly handsome actor was previously mentioned as someone Lucy
    would like to get stuck on a desert island with in “Lucy and the
    Group Encounter” (S5;E14)
    .

    image

    When
    Lucy tries to convince Mr. Boswell that she’s in love with him, the
    background music plays “A Fine Romance”
    by
    Jerome
    Kern, composed for the movie Swing
    Time

    (1936).

    image

    Mary
    Jane remembers seeing a movie starring Mary
    Astor, Jack Oakie
    and
    Don Ameche

    where a long-lost husband comes back to stop a wedding. While Astor and Ameche
    did a film together (Midnight
    in 1939) and Oakie and Ameche also did a film together (Something
    To Shout About

    in 1943), the three stars were never in the same film. Lucille Ball starred with Oakie in The Affairs of Annabel (1938) and three other films. Lucy did “Lucky Partners,” a 1944 radio telecast with Don Ameche. 

    image
    image

    The
    plot of the last act of this episode is very similar to “The Quiz
    Show”
    (ILL S1;E5),
    where Lucy Ricardo will win a
    thousand dollars if she pretends a complete stranger is her first
    husband in front of Ricky. 

    image

    A
    fast talking (and bald) Milton Berle played purveyor of
    used conveyances Cheerful Charlie in “Lucy and the Used Car Dealer”
    (S2;E09)
    .  

    image

    Getting
    rid of an unwanted tenant has been a staple of “Lucy” sitcoms.
    The best examples are “The Sublease” (ILL S3;E31, above) starring Jay
    Novello as the tenant who won’t move out…

    image

    and “Viv Moves Out”
    (TLS S2;E22)
    , where Lucy Carmichael rents Viv’s room to a mother and
    son musical act (Roberta Sherwood and Robert Lanning) who rehearse –
    loudly – at all hours of the day and night.

    image
    image

    Script Consistency!  This episode seems to settle the question of “Where is Kim living?” At the end of season 4, Kim moved into an apartment in Marina Del Rey. The episode was designed as a pilot for a spin-off series for the character, but it was not picked up. Kim’s whereabouts were kept deliberately vague for all of season 5.  Here, Harry finally says that she “has her own apartment.”   

    image

    “Lucy’s Tenant” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    A great supporting cast and a good (though unsurprising) script. The costumes epitomize the tacky 1970s, even considering the ‘used car salesman’ chic worn by Coogan.  

  • LUCY GIVES EDDIE ALBERT THE OLD SONG AND DANCE

    S6;E6
    ~ October 15, 1973

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis

    Synopsis

    When
    producing a charity show, Lucy asks Eddie Albert to star in it.  At
    the same time, a woman meeting Lucy’s description has been stalking
    Albert.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter)

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter) does
    not appear in this episode, nor does she receive credit in the
    opening titles. Despite her absence, the final credits do state
    “Lucie Arnaz Wardrobe by Alroe.”

    Guest
    Cast

    Eddie
    Albert

    (Himself) began his TV career years
    before electronic television was introduced to the public. In June of
    1936 Eddie appeared in RCA’s first private live performance for
    their radio licensees in New York
    City, a very early experimental television system. He first
    worked with Lucille Ball in the 1950 movie The
    Fuller Brush Girl.
     Today
    he is perhaps best known for playing lawyer turned farmer Oliver
    Douglas on CBS’s “Green Acres” (1965-71). He was nominated for
    two Oscars as Supporting Actor, in 1954 for Roman
    Holiday

    and 1972 for The
    Heartbreak Kid.

    He died in 2005 at age 99.  

    Mary
    Jane Croft
     (Mary
    Jane Lewis, left) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy.
    ” She also played Cynthia Harcourt in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
     and
    Evelyn Bigsby in Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83. 

    Vanda
    Barra
    (Vanda Barra, right) makes one of over two dozen appearances on
    “Here’s Lucy” as well as appearing in Ball’s two 1975 TV
    movies “Lucy Gets Lucky” and “Three for Two”. She was seen in
    half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.” Barra was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin-in-law by marriage to Sid Gould.

    Doris
    Singleton
    (Patty) created the role of Caroline Appleby on “I
    Love Lucy,” although she was known as Lillian Appleby in the first
    of her ten appearances. She made two appearances on “The Lucy
    Show.” This is the second of her four appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.”  She was originally intended to be a series regular but was
    written out after the first episode.

    The
    character’s name is not used in the dialogue but is listed in the
    final credits.

    Jerry
    Hausner

    (Jimmy) was
    featured as Jerry, Ricky’s agent in the
    pilot
     and
    first three seasons of “I Love Lucy.”  He left the show
    after a disagreement with Desi Arnaz. He
    returned to work with Lucille Ball in “Lucy is a Soda Jerk” (TLS
    S1;E23)
    , shortly after Desi Arnaz resigned as Executive Producer and
    President of Desilu.  This is is his only “Here’s Lucy”
    appearance and his last time on screen with Lucille Ball.  He was
    seen in three episodes of “Green Acres” with Eddie Albert.

    Green
    Acres”
    is
    mentioned in the dialogue of the episode. Eddie Albert’s co-star on
    “Green Acres,”
    Eva
    Gabor, guest-starred in two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Many other
    “Lucy” actors appeared in Hooterville.  Among them, Barbara
    Pepper (30 episodes), Eleanor Audley (19 episodes), Robert Foulk (16
    episodes), Jonathan Hole (7 episodes), Shirley Mitchell (4 episodes),
    Parley Baer (4 episodes), Jerry Hausner (3 episodes), Jesse White (2
    episodes), John J. Fox (2 episodes), Roy Roberts (2 episodes),
    Maurice Marsac, Lou Krugman, Bob Jellison, Norman Leavitt, Romo
    Vincent, Elvia Allman, Gail Bonney, Ray Kellogg, Irwin Charone,
    Bernie Kopell, Charles Lane, Alan Hale Jr., Robert Carson, Jerome
    Cowan, William Lanteau, Paul Bradley, Leoda Richards, Hans Moebus,
    and Rich Little.  

    An
    office scene between Lucy and Harry was originally written for “Lucy,
    the Peacemaker” (S5;E3)
    but deleted for time.  It was re-staged for
    this episode.  

    Lucille
    begins to wear longer wigs again after having worn shorter styles
    earlier in the season.

    Lucy,
    Mary Jane, and Vanda are having a lunch meeting to plan their annual
    “Girl Friday Follies,” a show that raises money to send
    underprivileged kids to camp. Taking
    Lucy’s suggestion to find a “big name”, Mary Jane suggests
    Engelbert Humperdinck – the ‘biggest’ name she’s ever heard.  The
    English singing sensation was previously mentioned on “Lucy and
    Liberace” (S2;E16)
    and “Lucy and Ann-Margret” (S2;E20) where
    Lucy mispronounced his name as ‘Pumpernickel’ and ‘Dumperhink.’

    Looking at his desk, littered with food items from the girls’ lunch, Harry laments that he “missed the Iowa State Picnic.”  The Iowa State Picnic is an annual event that started in 1900 and was held in Long Beach, California, which was nicknamed “Iowa by the Sea.” They were attended by Iowans who had transplanted to the area in order to share their common roots. With attendance dwindling, in 2014 the picnic moved from Long Beach to San Pedro where the USS Iowa is docked.   

    To
    find a star, Lucy looks at Joyce Haber’s column in the newspaper.
    Joyce
    Haber
     was
    the gossip columnist of the Los
    Angeles Times.
    She made an appearance (above) as a member of the Hollywood Press when “Lucy
    Meets the Burtons” (S3;E1)
    in 1970.  

    Haber’s
    column mentions that Frank
    Sinatra
    is
    coming out of retirement.  In 1970, the singer went into a
    self-imposed retirement that lasted until 1973 with the release of
    the album “Ol’ Blue Eyes is Back.”  Sinatra was first mentioned
    on “I Love Lucy” in 1955 and his named has been dropped on both
    “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” Sinatra inadvertently
    appeared on “I Love Lucy” when a clip of him in the film Guys
    and Dolls

    was inserted into the MGM Executives Show in “Lucy and the Dummy”
    (ILL S5;E3)
    when it was running short.  The clip has since been
    removed and has never been seen in the context of the episode after
    its initial broadcast.

    Lucy
    says she saw Eddie Albert in The
    Music Man
    .
    In
    1959, Albert replaced Robert
    Preston in
    the  Broadway production of The Music Man. Coincidentally,
    the show’s author Meredith Willson was from Iowa, where the musical
    is set, and attended the 1959 Iowa State Picnic to lead the Long
    Beach Band playing the show’s rousing anthem “76 Trombones.”

    When
    a preoccupied Lucy is idle at her desk, she tells Harry she’s worried
    about Eddie Albert. Harry tells her to get busy and let Margo worry
    about Eddie Albert. Margo Albert was a Mexican-American actress born
    as María Marguerita Guadalupe Teresa Estela Bolado Castilla y
    O’Donnell – so she simply went by the singular moniker Margo.
    Coincidentally, he
    was related by marriage to band leader Xavier
    Cugat,
    as niece of his first marriage to Carmen Castillo.
    Cugat was a mentor of Desi Arnaz’s and often mentioned as a rival of
    Ricky Ricardo. Margo appeared in a 1958 installment of “The
    Westinghouse-Desilu Playhouse” with Eddie Albert which was hosted
    by Desi Arnaz. The following year, she was seen in another
    installment with Arnaz as a co-star.  

    Margo’s
    black and white photo is behind the sofa of Albert’s living room.
    Next to it is a photo of Albert’s son, Edward
    Laurence Heimberger
    (aka Eddie
    Albert Jr.
    ),
    age 23.  In 1972, he was launched to fame from his portrayal of blind
    Don Baker in Butterflies
    are Free
    ,
    for which he won a Golden Globe. He died of Alzheimer’s Disease in
    2006, one year after his father’s passing.

    When
    Lucy unexpectedly arrives on Eddie Albert’s doorstep he believes her to be his stalker, so Patty is sent
    to phone for the police. She rushes from the room saying “I
    feel like I’m on ‘Mannix’!”  
    “Mannix”
    (1967-75)
    was a Desilu-produced TV show that was saved from cancellation after its first season by
    Lucille Ball. “Here’s Lucy” hosted a cross-over episode with
    “Mannix” in 1971 that also featured Mary Jane Croft and Gale
    Gordon. It, too, was written and directed by Ruskin, Davis, and
    Carroll.  

    Trying
    to convince Eddie to change his conflict date and do the show, Lucy
    breaks into “There’s
    a Long, Long Trail

    and then Albert joins in, harmonizing. At the end of the scene Harry,
    Mary Jane, and Vanda all join in.  The song was written by Stoddard
    King and
    Alonzo
    Elliott
    in
    1913. In
    an episode of “The
    Lucy Show,”

    Lucy Carmichael and Viv sing the first two lines of the chorus in a
    failed attempt to entertain their kids after their TV set breaks
    down. The song’s title may have also influenced the title of the Lucille Ball / Desi Arnaz film The Long, Long Trailer (1953). 

    “The Girl Friday Follies”

    Mary Jane: “Nostalgia’s so old fashioned.”

    The
    Girl Friday Follies opens with Mary Jane and Vanda taking their bows
    as the team of “Crime and Punishment”.  We never see what the act consists of, but it is likely not connected to Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s 1866 novel of the same name.  

    Eddie Albert: “To know Harry is to love him!”
    Lucy: “I don’t think we’re talking about the same Harry.”

    For the finale, Lucy and Eddie Albert
    perform “Makin’
    Whoopee”
    written
    by Gus Kahn and Walter Donaldson.  The song was first
    popularized by Eddie
    Cantor in
    the 1928 musical Whoopee! 
    For the first time since her skiing accident, Lucy dances on
    television.

    In
    her DVD introduction of the episode, Shirley Mitchell calls the show
    “old home week.” 

    Aside from Lucy’s reunion with Eddie Albert from The Fuller Brush Girl,
    she also shares the sound stage with three members of the cast of “I
    Love Lucy”… 

    Shirley Mitchell (Carolyn Appleby)… 

    Mary Jane Croft
    (Betty Ramsey)… 

    and Jerry Hausner (Jerry the Agent).  

    The episode is
    written by the “I Love Lucy” scribes Madelyn (Pugh) Davis and Bob Carroll Jr.

    Lucy
    says she saw Eddie Albert’s house on a
    tour of the movie stars
    homes.
    Mary Jane asks Lucy if that was the tour where she sneaked into Rock
    Hudson’s backyard to steal an orange. This is a variation on when
    Lucy Ricardo took a tour of the movie stars homes and sneaked over
    Richard Widmark’s wall to steal a grapefruit in “The Tour” (ILL
    S4;E30)

    Rock Hudson played himself on an episode titled “In Palm
    Springs” (ILL S4;E26).
    Rock Hudson is mentioned again later, when
    Patty reveals that the same woman who has been stalking Eddie Albert
    has also been bothering Rock Hudson.

    Vanda
    asks if it is the same tour where she saw Dean Martin in his bathrobe
    dumping empty bottles in the trash?  Although this even never
    happened on screen, Lucy Carmichael did date Dean Martin on “The
    Lucy Show.”
     

    Where
    the Floor Ends! 
    In the office, the camera pulls back for a wide shot that exposes where the wall-to-wall carpet ends and the cement stage floor begins. 

    “Lucy Gives Eddie Albert the Old Song and Dance” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    This episode is enjoyable for “I Love Lucy” (or Eddie Albert) fans. It is good to see so many folks from Lucille Ball’s past in one episode!    

  • THE BOW WOW BOUTIQUE

    S6;E5
    ~ October 8, 1973

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Fred S. Fox and Seaman Jacobs

    Synopsis

    Harry
    buys a pet shop in order to turn a profit. But when the staff quits, it falls to Lucy and Kim to shampoo the pups!  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter), Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter)

    Guest
    Cast

    Bob
    Williams
    (Himself)
    had a comedy act with his (seemingly) uncooperative dog Louie that
    played Las Vegas and was seen on “The Colgate Comedy Hour”
    (1955), “The Hollywood Palace Christmas Show” (1965), “The Jack
    Paar Show” (1965), and many others.

    Jonathan
    Hole

    (Mr. Dinwiddie) previously played a department store floorwalker in
    “Lucy a Process Server” (S1;E3) and was also seen in a similar
    role in
    “Lucy
    Bags a Bargain” (TLS S4;E17)
    .
    He was
    seen in eight Broadway plays between 1924 and 1934. His screen career
    began in 1951.

    Mr.
    Dinwiddie is the (former) manager of the Bow Wow Boutique.

    Sid
    Gould
    (Sid)
    made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. This is one of his nearly 50 episodes of “Here’s
    Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin
    by marriage to Gary Morton. 

    Sid
    is the dog groomer for the Bow Wow Boutique.

    Andy
    Albin

    (Joe)
    began
    his vaudeville career after winning a Charleston contest in
    Philadelphia.  His first screen role was as a farmer (uncredited) in
    Hitchcock’s North
    By Northwest
    (1959).

    Joe
    is the in charge of boarding and feeding at the Bow Wow Boutique.
    Albin was likely cast because he is nearly bald.

    Eve
    McVeagh
    (Mrs.
    Gordon) played Roberta (Bert), Lucy Ricardo’s hairdresser, in “The
    Black Wig” (ILL S3;E26). The character was named after Lucille
    Ball’s hairdresser during the series’ first season, Roberta French.
    McVeagh
    worked with Alfred Hitchcock on seven of his television projects.
    Her
    contributions in film and television spanned 33 years.

    The character’s name is not spoken aloud, but is listed in the final credits.

    Canine Cast

    Louie, Bob Williams’ dog, a French Spaniel.  

    Louie appeared on many television shows with Williams.  

    Winston, Mrs. Gordon’s dog, a Bloodhound.

    Mrs. Gordon has another dog, Dolly, a Fox Terrier, that stays “in the car.” It is Dolly’s birthday!  

    Teddy,
    an English Bulldog

    Teddy
    (or Ted) is short for Theodore, which was the first name of Mr.
    Mooney (and his son) on “The Lucy Show.”

    Tiger,
    a Yorkshire Terrier

    Tiger
    was also the name of the neighbor’s dog featured on the very first
    episode of “The Lucy Show

    Tinkerbell,
    a St. Bernard

    In “Vivian
    Sues Lucy” (TLS S1;E10)
    , Lucy
    Carmichael calls Vivian ‘Tinkerbell’ due to her propensity for
    ringing her bedside bell while (supposedly) incapacitated.  

    An
    unnamed Dachshund

    Listening
    to Harry and Mr. Dinwiddie’s “Due / Do” conversation, Lucy says
    she hasn’t heard anything like it since Abbott
    and Costello
    .
    Lucy is referring to Bud Abbott (1897-1974) and Lou Costello
    (1906-59), a comedy duo and their most famous routine “Who’s on
    First?”  Lucille Ball was featured in their 1945 film Abbott
    and Costello in Hollywood

    playing herself.

    Easter
    Egg!  
    On
    the counter of the Bow Wow Boutique are bongo drums and maracas. The
    plush dog adjacent to the instruments is dressed in a Flamenco
    outfit! These are possibly a silent tribute to the Arnaz musical
    heritage.

    Bob
    Williams tells Lucy and Kim that he communicates with Louie via ESP.
    Williams tells Lucy and Kim that Louie wants to be a statue. Louie keeps his head
    down and Williams declares it “The End
    of the Trail,”
    a
    statue (and originally sculpture) by James Earl Fraser.  It stands in
    Waupun, Wisconsin, as
    a tribute to Native Americans.  

    Before
    bathing him, Lucy asks Louie if he wants a Henna
    Rinse
    .
    Henna Rinse was the hair dye that Lucille Ball (and all her TV
    incarnations) used to make her hair that unique shade of red. It was
    comically portrayed on “I Love Lucy” as the first thing Lucy
    Ricardo would grab in case of a fire!  

    Bathing
    Teddy, Lucy says he’ll be the “Winston
    Churchill of the century.”

    Winston
    Churchill
    (1874-1965)
    was a British Prime Minister who was known as “the British Bulldog”
    and known for his “bulldog spirit.”  At
    age 17 Winston Churchill sold his bicycle to buy a bulldog he named
    Dodo.  A 1941
    photographic portrait of Churchill by Yousuf Karsh (used on the five
    pound note since 2013) was informally known as the “Bulldog
    Portrait.”  Churchill
    often called his depression his “dark dog.”  Later in the
    episode, Lucy says Harry looks like a bulldog.

    The
    electronic hum of the temperamental blower and suds hose is actually
    the sound of an amplifier being turned on and off.  Cam McCulloch was
    the series’ Sound Engineer.

    Commenting
    on the size of St. Bernard Tinkerbell, Lucy says “I
    think I bet on her once at Santa Anita.”
    Santa
    Anita
     is
    a horse racetrack in Southern California that was frequently visited
    by Lucille Ball. It was first mentioned by Fred (William Frawley)
    in “Ricky
    Minds the Baby” (ILL S3;E14)
     in
    1954. More recently, it was mentioned during the Secretary
    Beautiful Contest in “Lucy Competes With Carol Burnett” (S2;E24).

    Hearkening
    back to early episodes of “Here’s Lucy,” comedy was often derived
    from the fact that Lucy was incapably of handling hoses without
    getting Harry wet. Here, Harry gets his revenge – but not for long!

    Lucille Ball (as Lucy Barker) also did a comedy scene involving soap suds in “Life With Lucy” (1986).  

    Kim
    and Craig pet-sit the entire contents of a pet shop in Lucy’s living
    room in “Lucy
    the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15).

    Lucy
    Carmichael and Vivian Bagley visited a pet store in “Lucy Gets the
    Bird” (TLS S3;E12)
    where a piranha eats Lucy’s handbag!

    Kim
    pulls on Winston’s sagging skin the same way Lucy Carmichael did to
    Thunderbolt in “Kiddie Parties Inc.” (TLS S2;E2).  

    Although
    there are six live dogs in this episode, that is not the most dogs to
    ever appear with Lucy on television.  That distinction belongs to
    1963’s “Lucy and Viv Learn Judo” (TLS S1;E22) where more than a dozen
    assorted pooches stormed the Carmichael home.  

    Name Game! It’s a bit confusing that Eve McVeagh’s bloodhound is named Winston, but the bulldog in the second half of the show is named Teddy.  The bulldog is traditionally associated with Winston Churchill and Lucy even mentions the Churchill’s name while bathing Teddy.  It would have been clearer to have the dogs’ names reversed.  If these were the dogs real names, it might have been feared they wouldn’t respond to commands if they were given a “stage name.”

    Recycling!

    The large plush pink poodle in the Bow Wow Boutique was previously
    seen underneath the jungle gym when “Lucy Sublets the Office”
    (S4;E21)
    to a toy vendor.  

    Editing!
    There is an obvious jump cut edit when Lucy is drying off Teddy the
    bulldog that occurs right after Lucy says “Doesn’t
    that feel good?” 

    “The Bow Wow Boutique” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    Enjoyment of this episode relies purely on how cute you find these various dogs and their interactions with Lucy.  Now mostly forgotten, Bob Williams’ funny dog act is reduced to two (not very exciting) stunts. This could have been a five heart episode with a better script. 

  • RIP Jean Porter ~ Actress who was popular in “B” movies of the 1940s and 50s. As such, she did two films with Lucille Ball: ABBOTT & COSTELLO IN HOLLYWOOD (1945), in which Porter had a leading role while Lucy basically played herself; and EASY TO WED (1946), in which Lucy was the star and Porter went uncredited in a small role. Porter retired in 1961 and died at age 95.

  • LUCY, THE WEALTHY WIDOW

    S6;E4
    ~ October 1, 1973

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Harry
    needs a loan to help keep the Unique Employment Agency open. Under
    the impression that banks only lend money to those who don’t need it,
    Lucy invites a loan officer (Ed McMahon) over and poses as a wealthy
    widow, with Kim and Harry popping in and out as her domestic help.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter)

    Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter / “Harrison, the Butler”/ “Luigi, the Chauffeur)

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter / “Chiquita, the Downstairs Maid” / “Mimi, the Upstairs
    Maid”)

    Guest
    Cast

    Ed
    McMahon
    (Ed
    McAllister) was
    born in 1923 in Detroit, Michigan. He was a comedian, actor,
    singer, game show host, and announcer. He is most famous for his
    thirty year run as Johnny Carson’s sidekick, announcer, and second
    banana on “The Tonight Show.” He acted with Lucille Ball on “Lucy
    Calls the President” (1977) as well as “Lucy and Johnny Carson” (S2;E11) in which he
    played himself. He died in 2009.

    Ed
    McAllister is Vice President of the Loan Department of West State
    Bank.

    Henry
    Beckman
    (Truck
    Driver) was a busy character actor who is probably best remembered as
    Clancy on the TV series “Here Come the Brides” (1968-70). This
    is his only time working with Lucille Ball. 

    Sid
    Gould
    (Telephone
    Man / “Rodney”) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
    characters. This is one of his nearly 50 episodes of “Here’s
    Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin
    by marriage to Gary Morton. 

    Tommy
    Farrell

    (TV Director) was
    on Broadway in three plays between 1942 and 1947. He was seen on “The
    Lucy Show” twice.  This is the fourth of his six episodes of
    “Here’s Lucy.”  

    Orwin
    C. Harvey
    (Mike,
    Bank Guard) was
    an actor and stuntman who played one of the singing and dancing
    teamsters in “Lucy
    Helps Ken Berry” (TLS S6;E21)
    .
    This is one of his nine appearances on “Here’s Lucy.” 

    Ed
    McAllister calls the character Mike, but the name is not listed in the
    credits. 

    Jay
    Fletcher
    (Bank
    Teller) was a stage actor making first television appearance. 

    The
    other bank customers, tellers, and TV crew are played by uncredited
    background performers. 

    Ed
    McMahon mentioned this episode on the August 1, 1973 installment of
    “The Tonight Show.” One of Johnny Carson’s guests that night was
    Ricardo Montalban, who was featured in “Lucy and Her Prince
    Charming” (S5;E12)
    in 1972.  

    From 1968 to 1985, Lucille Ball was a guest on “The Tonight Show” 19 times, although not all with Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon as hosts. Some were with Joan Rivers, who will appear on “Here’s Lucy” a few weeks later. The above photo was from March 1974 to promote the release of Mame

    Ed
    McMahon has the distinction of being the only man, aside from Desi
    Arnaz, to ever play Lucy’s husband on television. It happened in the
    1977 special “Lucy Calls the President” (above). 

    The
    TV camera in the bank is labeled KBEX COLOR. KBEX were
    the call letters for fictional TV and radio stations. They were used
    in many TV shows and films, including in Desilu’s “Mannix” and
    “Mission: Impossible.” They were first used on “Here’s Lucy”
    in “Lucy Is Really in a Pickle” (S5;E15). Starting in 2005, the
    FCC (Federal Communications Commission) started using KBEX for actual
    broadcast stations.

    The
    script makes jokes about Ed McMahon’s drinking.  He was spokesman for
    Budweiser Beer (above) and was often known to take a drink himself.  After
    offering the Truck Driver a glass of water, he remarks “You
    can’t trust a guy who drinks water.”

    McAllister later says that he frowns on drinking except on special
    occasions – like when someone asks him to have a drink!  

    Background
    Music: As Harrison the Butler enters, the soundtrack briefly pays
    “Rule
    Britannia.”

    When Lucy comes down the stairs in her expensive jewels and a long
    cigarette holder, the music plays a few bars of “Too
    Marvelous for Words”
    (1937)
    by Johnny Mercer. 

     When Lucy suggests to Ed that they dance, the song
    is “Brazil”
    (“Aquarela
    do Brasil”) 
    by written
    by Ary
    Barroso in
    1939. 

    When the
    Telephone Man (Sid Gould) comes to the door, Kim changes the music to
    “The
    Mexican Hat Dance”
    (“El
    Jarabe Tapatio”). 

    “The Mexican Hat Dance” was previously heard on “I Love Lucy” in
    “Breaking the Lease” (ILL S1;E18)

    The
    long cigarette holder is something Lucille Ball recently used in the
    film Mame,
    which Ball had just completed and was actively promoting. She incorporates some of Mame’s mannerisms in Lucy Carter’s “wealthy
    widow” persona.  

    Lucy
    compares Ed McAllister to Rex Harrison, who she calls “sexy Rexy.”
    Rex Harrison was mentioned in “Won’t You Calm Down, Dan Dailey?”
    (S4;E9)
    when Harry and Dailey recite the lyrics to one of Rex
    Harrison’s songs from My
    Fair Lady
    .

    After
    Ed McAllister downs a huge glass of brandy, Ed McMahon interjects his
    familiar “Hiyoooo!” so often heard on “The Tonight Show.”

    Ed
    McAllister does an impression of W.C.
    Fields

    and calls Lucy “My
    little chickadee”
    and
    his
    “precious petunia.”  
    Ed McMahon loved W.C. Fields and did an impersonation of him in his Las Vegas act when opening for Frank Sinatra. He also wrote the introduction for the book Drat!, a collection of Fields’ wit and wisdom. McMahon’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is adjacent to Fields’.  

    Harry
    lectures Lucy and Kim about banking procedures, which is reminiscent
    of Gale Gordon’s role as banker Theodore J. Mooney on “The Lucy
    Show.”  Even the names of the banks are similar.  Here it is the
    West State Bank while on “The Lucy Show” it was the Westland Bank
    (Los Angeles).  

    Lucy
    wants a loan of $10,000 for “mad money.” When Ed questions the
    large amount, Lucy replies “I have a terrible temper.”  In “The
    Kleptomaniac” (ILL S1;E27)
    Ricky finds a large sum of money in
    Lucy’s purse and questions her about it. She claims it is her mad
    money and says “I get awful mad.”

    Character
    Consistency!

    Lucy’s posh accent goes in and out throughout the scene. It is
    difficult to tell if it is because Lucy Carter is forgetting or
    Lucille Ball is!  

    Where
    the floor ends!

    When the cameras pull back in the living room, the edge of the
    wall-to-wall carpet can be seen in the foreground.

    Stereo
    Stereo!
    For
    this episode, the dining table has been removed and there is a
    console stereo next to the kitchen door. There is also a console
    stereo just under the landing on the other side of the room.  

    “Lucy, the Wealthy Widow” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

    There are times this episode is funny, but in a very farcical way – like Lucy meets Benny Hill.  The premise is weak.  But at least Lucie Arnaz has returned after her long absence!  Heyoooo!

  • LUCY, THE PEACEMAKER

    S6;E3
    ~ September 24, 1973

    image
    image

    Directed by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Lucy moonlights as personal assistant to Steve Lawrence while he is having a spat with his wife, Eydie Gormé. Instead, Lucy sets her sights on getting the two back together again.  

    Regular Cast

    Lucille Ball (Lucy Carter)

    Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter) and Lucie Arnaz (Kim Carter) do not appear in this episode, although Gordon does receive opening title screen credit. The character of Kim will not return to the series until the fourth episode of season six. Despite her absence, the final credits do state “Lucie Arnaz Wardrobe by Alroe.” Kim is mentioned by Lucy in the dialogue.

    Guest Cast

    image

    Steve Lawrence (Himself) was born Sidney Leibowitz in 1935.  Between 1958 and 1960 he served in the US Army and was a vocalist with the US Army Band and Orchestra. After he was discharged, he started his singing career on television, night clubs, and recordings, often with his wife Eydie Gormé, who he married in 1957. He appeared in the 1964 Broadway musical What Makes Sammy Run? (Tony nomination) and returned to Broadway in 1968 for The Golden Rainbow. His screen acting career began in 1963. In 1979 he won an Emmy Award for “Steve and Eydie Celebrate Irving Berlin.”  

    image

    Eydie Gormé (Herself) was born Edith Gormézano in 1928. She began singing straight out of high school, with various big bands. Her big break came after she joined the TV variety show “Tonight!” in 1953. She often sang with the up-and-coming Steve Lawrence. The two performed on the show for five years, and married in 1957. The pair won an Emmy Award in 1979. In 1986 Eydie Gormé sang the theme song for Lucille Ball’s last (short-lived) sitcom “Life With Lucy.” She died in 2013.

    image
    image

    Steve and Eydie sang “The Facts of Life” over the closing credits of the 1960 Lucille Ball film of the same name. Written by Johnny Mercer, the song was nominated for an Oscar.  

    image

    On September 16, 1973, Lucille Ball appeared on “Steve and Eydie on Stage” from Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. It was seen on NBC. Caesars Palace is also mentioned in this episode.

    image

    A big fan of Eydie’s, Lucille Ball interviewed her on her CBS radio show, “Lets Talk to Lucy” (1964-65).

    image

    Lucille Ball was a guest star on the very first “The Steve Lawrence Show” (1965) a variety hour on CBS.

    image

    A scene filmed for the beginning of the show was edited out due to time constraints. Set in the office, it involved Harry fretting about paying the bills. Because of this, Gale Gordon is not in this episode, making one of only three of the 144 episodes not to feature Gordon, albeit unintentionally. Rather than waste a good scene, it was re-staged in “Lucy Gives Eddie Albert the Old Song and Dance” (S6;E6).

    image

    In his book, I Had A Ball: My Friendship with Lucille Ball, author Michael Z. Stern recounts attending the filming of this episode on his twelfth birthday and then going backstage to meet Ball.  

    Lucille takes an opportunity to plug her upcoming movie Mame by singing a bit of “If He Walked Into My Life” while typing. Coincidentally, Eydie Gormé recorded the song in 1966. It won her a Grammy Award. The song was written for the 1966 Broadway musical. Steve thinks Eydie may be having an affair with Herman, their musical arranger. The name Herman was probably a tribute Jerry Herman, who wrote the music and lyrics for Mame, including “If He Walked Into My Life.”

    image

    Lucy rattles off other hit songs by Eydie Gormé: “I Wish You Love” (1957), “How Did He Look” (1955), and “Tell Him I Said Hello” (1966). The first two also had lyrics by Gormé. All were included on her 1960 album “Don’t Go To Strangers.”

    image

    Lucy says she knows how to keep a secret…and so does Mary Jane.. and so does Kim…and so does Sally, her hairdresser.  Of these three, we have never met or previously heard of Sally.  Lucille Ball’s real life hairdresser was Irma Kusely.

    image

    Steve and Eydie are staying in separate suites at the Wilshire Park Hotel. In order to reunite the couple, Lucy rents suite 901 under the pretense that their manager, Mr. Walker, is back from Europe and needs to see them.  

    image

    Steve says it will take more than a yellow ribbon tied around an old oak tree to get him back with Eydie. This is a reference to the song “Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree” written by Irwin Levine and L. Russell Brown in early 1973.  It was a number one hit for Tony Orlando and Dawn.  

    image

    Getting over their anger at one another, Steve and Eydie break into “Together (Wherever We Go)” a song by Jule Styne and Stephen Sondheim written for the stage musical Gypsy in 1959 and included in the 1962 film as well. Steve and Lucy rehearse the song for her possible Las Vegas debut.

    image
    image

    When Lucy Carter rehearses a song with Steve Lawrence, her singing and dancing are terrible. This running gag first began on “I Love Lucy” and was also used during the first season of “The Lucy Show.”  

    image

    Fighting again, Steve tells Lucy to call Las Vegas and have Caesars Palace change the marquee. The Las Vegas casino hotel was glimpsed in the opening location footage of “Lucy and Wayne Newton” (S2;E22). In that episode, the headliner was Frank Sinatra.  

    image
    image

    Signs! Signs! Everywhere a Sign! At the start of the episode, Lucy is posting a sign over the filing cabinets, which are now built in after several episodes of being out of the wall: “Carter’s Unique Employment Agency.  All Kinds of Jobs for All Kinds of People.” This, despite the fact that there is already a sign in the office behind Lucy that says “Unusual Jobs for Unusual People. Carter’s Unique Employment Agency.”  Why do they need two signs inside the office?  There is yet a third sign laying on the table that does not get used or referred to.

    image

    Recycling! Suite 901 and Steve Lawrence’s suite were actually the same sets, redressed with different furnishings. There are a couple of items, however, common to both rooms. Fore example, the palm tree backdrop outside the window is exactly the same in both rooms. Can you spot the other commonalities?

    image

    Cut! The door to Steve Lawrence’s suite has trouble closing. In Michael Stern’s book “I Had A Ball” he recounts that it didn’t close properly for Lawrence and Ball called “Cut!” in order to do the entrance again. At the end of the episode, Eydie enters and immediately poses dramatically with her back against the door to assure that it stays closed!

    image

    “Lucy, the Peacemaker” Rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    It is wonderful to see the dynamic between the inimitable Steve and Eydie.  Lucy is on her own here due to Gale Gordon’s scene being eliminated and Lucie being MIA.  

    image
  • THE BIG GAME

    S6;E2
    ~ September 17, 1973

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Football
    great O.J. Simpson speaks at Harry’s Chamber of Commerce luncheon and
    passes on a couple of free passes to a sold out game.  At first,
    Harry sells the tickets for a nifty profit, but then has to buy them
    back when he discovers that Simpson’s wife will be there. When she
    cancels, Simpson gives Harry her tickets, which he tries to scalp
    outside the stadium.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter)

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter) does not appear in this episode, nor does she receive screen
    credit. The character will not return to the series until the fourth
    episode of season six.
    Despite her absence, the final credits do state “Lucie Arnaz
    Wardrobe by Alroe.”

    Guest
    Cast

    O.J.
    Simpson

    (Himself)
    was born Orenthal James Simpson in 1947.  An alumni of the University
    of Southern California and winner of the Heisman Trophy, he is is
    former NFL running back for the Buffalo Bills (1969-77) and the San
    Francisco 49’ers (1977-78). Simpson parlayed his success on the
    gridiron into a career as an announcer and actor. He was inducted
    into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1983 and the Pro
    Football Hall of Fame in 1985. Once a popular figure with
    the  public, he is most well known today for his trial and acquittal
    for the murders of his former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and
    her friend Ron Goldman. In
    2007, Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada, and charged
    with the felonies of
    armed robbery and kidnapping.  He was convicted and sentenced to 33
    years imprisonment, but granted parole on July 20, 2017. 

    Mary
    Jane Croft
     (Mary
    Jane) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy. ”
    She also played Cynthia Harcourt in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
     and
    Evelyn Bigsby in Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83.

    James
    E. Brodhead

    (Tilford) makes his third screen appearance in a career that lasted
    until 1995.  He will appear on one more episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Tilford
    and Harry are friends and neighbors who play golf together. 

    Sid Gould (Man at Luncheon) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show” and nearly as many on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.  

    Gould is in the audience of the Chamber Luncheon but has his back to the camera and has no lines. 

    Tom
    Kelly
    (Himself,
    Sportscaster) first
    called play-by-play of college football and men’s basketball games in
    1961. He did so on radio from 1961 to 1988, then on TV from 1989
    until 2003. He described the action of five USC national championship
    football teams, five Heisman Trophy winners, and 92 first team
    All-American footballers.
    Kelly will do one more episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Cliff
    Norton

    (Billy Ray, left) played Sam the Plumber in “Lucy Meets the Burtons”
    (S3;E1)
    whose coveralls were later worn by an incognito Richard
    Burton and turn up when Lucy is packing up the office in “Lucy and
    Harry’s Memoirs” (S5;E24)
    . This is the second of his three
    appearances on the series.

    Al
    Checco
    (Bobby
    Joe, above right) was previously the comedy partner of Don Knotts entertaining US
    troops stationed overseas. This is the first of his two appearances
    on the series.

    Billy
    Ray and Bobby Joe are undercover detectives pretending to be Sooner
    fans from Oklahoma.

    Frank
    Coghlin

    (Fan #1) has only one other screen credit (according to IMDB) – a
    1984 episode of “Newhart.”  

    Robert
    Foulk
    (Fan
    #2) played
    the policeman on the Brooklyn subway platform in Lucy
    and the Loving Cup” (ILL S6;E12)
     and
    a Los Angeles Detective in Lucy
    Goes To A Hollywood Premiere” (TLS S4;E20)
    .
     This is last of his six characters on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Jerry
    Jones

    (Policeman)
    founded
    the Chicago-based theatre company Actors of America until the summer
    of 1968 when he abruptly moved to Hollywood. Prior to this he played
    a policeman on “The Doris Day Show” and “The Brady Bunch.”
    This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.  

    Eugene
    Molnar

    (Student Usher) makes the last of his four appearances on “Here’s
    Lucy.” The series was his only screen credit.

    Sig
    Frohlich
    (Vendor,
    uncredited) makes
    this final (of six) background appearance on the series.

    Eddie
    Garrett
    (Fan,
    uncredited) is probably best remembered for playing Ed, the crime
    photographer on “Quincy M.E.” from 1976 to 1983.  He will do one
    more episode of “Here’s Lucy.”

    Robert
    Hitchcock

    (Fan, uncredited) was
    seen in in one episode of “The Lucy Show.” This is the fifth
    of his six appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

    Walter
    Smith

    (Fan, uncredited)  made
    14 mostly uncredited appearances on the series. He also did one
    episode of The
    Lucy Show.”
      

    Other
    attendees at the luncheon and other fans at the stadium are played by
    uncredited background performers.

    This
    script was submitted on July 3, 1973.  The day before Betty
    Grable
    ,
    one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, died. Grable and Lucille Ball
    appeared in three films together.  Grable also appeared with husband
    Harry James in “Lucy Wins a Racehorse” in 1958.  

    The script was
    revised on July 10, 16 and 17, 1973.  

    Ironically,
    “Here’s Lucy” was aired opposite “Monday
    Night Football”
    on
    ABC. Fortunately for Simpson and his fans, the evening of September
    17, 1973 the game was between the Green Bay Packers and the New York
    Jets. The day before, Simpson and the Buffalo Bills won against the
    New England Patriots. Simpson
    rushed for 250 yards on 29 carries, setting a new NFL
    single-game rushing record. 
    The 1973-74 season would be a banner year for Simpson.  

    In
    1973 a film titled The
    Big Game

    was
    released starring Stephen Boyd and Ray Milland.  It had nothing to do
    with football or any other ball game.  

    In
    the DVD introduction to the episode, James
    E. Brodhead

    (Tilford) recalls that O.J. Simpson was very deferential and in awe
    of the other actors.  

    To
    get into the spirit of the occasion, Mary Jane brags she is wearing
    her Tommy
    Trojan
    pendant.
    The University of Southern California (USC) was known as ‘The
    Trojans’ and was represented by the profile of a Trojan warrior
    wearing a helmet. It was emblazoned on a variety of items, from
    apparel to jewelry to show school spirit. Unfortunately, the
    reference might be lost on those not from Southern California as well
    as those who do not follow sports.

    Mary
    Jane and Lucy ponder who will win the big game between the USC
    ‘Trojans’
    and
    the
    University of Oklahoma ‘Sooners’,

    the #1 and #2 college teams in the country. USC did indeed play a
    home game against the OU on September 29, 1973. On the luncheon dais,
    Harry says that O.J. will be in the booth with sportscaster Tom Kelly
    on Saturday.  This likely means the episode (filmed in the summer)
    was probably targeted to air on Monday, September 24 but was moved up
    a week.  Mary Jane thinks that USC will prevail, but in actuality, it
    turned out to be a rare tie score!

    Mary
    Jane says she learned a lot about football because of her crush on
    Howard Cosell. Howard
    Cosell
    (1918-95)
    was one of television’s most famous and enigmatic sportscasters. He
    was nominated for an Emmy in 1974. Cosell appeared with Lucille Ball
    on two “Bob Hope Birthday” specials in 1978 and 1983.  

    When
    Harry notices Lucy has spelled ‘Commerce’ with only one ’M’ she says
    they ran out of ’M’s’ because her girlfriend needed them for the
    Marymount Mother of the Month membership meeting.  

    It
    is usually Gale Gordon who ends up all wet on “Here’s Lucy” but
    here, O.J. Simpson gets the honors when a decorative football falls
    into the punch bowl in front of him.

    Simpson
    mentions his wife Marguerite. Marguerite
    L. Whitley

    and Simpson divorced in 1979. Simpson shows Lucy a photo of his 5
    year-old daughter, who he says is in a dance recital.  Although she
    is not mentioned by name, he is referring to their firstborn,
    Arnelle.  

    The
    face value of the tickets that Simpson gives Harry and Lucy (on the
    50 yard line, Row 22) are $6.50 each.  But Tilford says they are
    worth more than that and buys them from Harry for $50. When Harry
    finds out that Simpson’s wife will be seated next to them, he buys
    them back for $100.  

    When Mrs. Simpson must cancel, O.J. gives Harry
    her pair of tickets as well.  To recoup his losses, Harry tries to
    sell them outside the stadium and is arrested for scalping!  The
    exterior scene of the ticket gates and the refreshment stand is
    supposed to represent Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the venue’s
    name is never mentioned.

    Outside
    the stadium, Billy Ray and Bobby Joe enter singing “Oklahoma!”
    the title song from the 1943 musical and 1954 film by Richard Rodgers
    and Oscar Hammerstein II. They are apparently out-of-towners there to
    route for the away team, the Oklahoma Sooners.  In “Lucy Tells the
    Truth” (ILL S3;E6)
    Lucy Ricardo claimed to have been in Oklahoma,
    but it turns out she meant Tulsa, not the Broadway musical!  

    In
    his holding cell, Harry hears O.J. mention his name on the radio and
    breaks into a spirited rendition of “Fight
    On!”

    the USC fight song. It
    was composed in 1922 by USC dental student Milo Sweet with lyrics by
    Sweet and Glen Grant.  

    Another
    professional football player turned celebrity actor guest starred on
    “Here’s Lucy” in “Lucy and Joe Namath” (S5;E5) in 1972.  

    Lucy,
    Harry and Mary Jane also staged an event for the Chamber of Commerce
    in “Lucy and Jim Bailey” (S5;E9). Harry is president of the
    Chamber in both episodes.  

    Brand
    X!

    The brand name of Lucy’s manual typewriter has been covered with blue
    tape. At the stadium snack bar, the menu board features the red
    Coca-Cola logo (the dynamic ribbon) but the actual product name is
    covered in red tape.  

    Props!
    Although
    Lucy is clever to turn a ‘W’ upside down to be an extra ’M’ to spell
    ‘Commerce’, there is no reason why the hanging letters would have
    hooks on the bottom of the ‘W’.  The close-up reveals that it is the
    only letter to have hooks on both ends.  

    “The Big Game” Rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Yes, it is O.J.  It’s hard to watch this episode without thinking of the horrific murders in 1994 and all that followed.  The plot of this episode is actually quite clever – and is unusually styled around a real-life, much-anticipated event.  I’m sure no one at the time thought the game would end in a tie!   

  • LUCY AND DANNY THOMAS

    S6;E1
    ~ September 10, 1973

    image
    image

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Lucy
    befriends a gruff painter (Danny Thomas) who says that most artists
    only sell their work after they die. Lucy decides to go into mourning
    to help his work sell – until the artist wants to paint Lucy
    herself – nude!

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter)

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter) does not appear in this episode, nor does she receive screen
    credit. The character will not return to the series until the fourth
    episode of season six.
    Despite her absence, the final credits do state “Lucie Arnaz
    Wardrobe by Alroe.”

    Guest
    Cast

    image

    Danny
    Thomas

    (Danny Gallupi) was
    born Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz in 1912. His screen career began in
    1947 but he was most famous for appearing on television in the
    long-running show “Make Room for Daddy” (1953-1964), which was
    shot at Desilu Studios.  When the series moved from ABC to CBS
    in 1957, Thomas and the cast starred in a rare TV cross-over with
    “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” titled “Lucy
    Makes Room for Danny.”
      In
    return, Lucy and Desi turned up on Thomas’s show.  Fifteen
    years later, Lucy and Danny did yet another cross-over when Lucy
    Carter of “Here’s Lucy” appeared on “Make Room for
    Granddaddy.”  In addition, Thomas also played himself on a
    1965 episode of “The Lucy Show.”  Thomas is fondly
    remembered for founding St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. He
    is also father to actress Marlo Thomas. He died in 1999.

    Danny
    Gallupi disguises himself as his brother, Giuseppe Gallupi.  

    image

    Hans
    Conried
    (William
    Barkley) first
    co-starred with Lucille Ball in The
    Big Street 
    (1942).
    He then appeared on “I Love Lucy” as used furniture man Dan
    Jenkins in “Redecorating”
    (ILL S2;E8)

    and
    later that same season as Percy Livermore in “Lucy
    Hires an English Tutor” (ILL S2;E13)


    both
    in 1952. The following year he began an association with Disney by
    voicing Captain Hook in Peter
    Pan
    .
    On “The Lucy Show” he played Professor Gitterman in in “Lucy’s
    Barbershop Quartet” (S1;E19)
     and
    in “Lucy
    Plays Cleopatra” (S2;E1). He was probably best known as Uncle
    Tonoose on “Make Room for Daddy” starring Danny Thomas, which was
    filmed on the Desilu lot. He died in 1982 at age 64. This episode was
    his final appearance on a “Lucy” show.

    William
    Barkley owns the art studio adjacent to the plaza.

    Sid
    Gould
    (1st Bidder) made
    more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show” and nearly as many on
    “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille
    Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.   

    image

    Shirley
    Anthony
    (2nd Bidder) makes
    the sixth of her 13 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  This
    is one of only two times where she received screen credit.

    Bob
    Whitney

    (3rd Bidder) appeared with Lucille Ball in The
    Facts of Life

    (1960). This is the first of his five appearances on the series.
    Like Danny Thomas, he was born in 1912.  

    Bob
    Harks
     (Auction Spectator / Stand-In for Hans Conried, uncredited) was seen in the
    background of Mame
    (1974). In 1970 he popped up on his first television show and was
    seen in more than a dozen episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” He died at
    age 83 in 2010.

    Frieda
    Rentie

    (Auction Spectator, uncredited)  makes
    the second of her three uncredited appearances on the series. Rentie
    was in the 1958 film South
    Pacific
     and
    1972’s The
    Poseidon Adventure.

    The
    artists and gallery spectators are played by uncredited background
    performers.

    image

    “Here’s
    Lucy” opens its 6th season with a slightly newer look. Lucille Ball
    has an updated, more  contemporary appearance with new make-up and
    wigs, and the entire show is shot in soft focus to help downplay
    Ball’s age (62). She
    is no longer shot in close-up and always filmed through a filtered
    lens. This
    is generally the complaint about the film Mame,
    which was finished and about to be released. Although originally
    scheduled for release in late 1973 in time for awards season, poor
    early word of mouth led Warner Brothers to move the release date to
    Spring 1974.  

    image

    For
    the 1973 Fall Season, CBS moved “The New Dick Van Dyke Show” to
    follow “Here’s Lucy.”  By the end of the season, both shows will
    be canceled.

    image

    Shirley
    Anthony

    (3rd Bidder) introduces the episode on the series DVD and recalls that
    Thomas and Ball had great affection for one another and liked to make
    each other laugh.  

    image

    Lucille
    Ball dabbled in painting during her rare free time at home.

    image

    The
    previous episode, at the end of season five, hinted that the series
    would continue but how or if Carter’s Unique Employment Agency was
    bought back is never mentioned.  Neither Lucy’s home nor the
    Employment Agency are seen in this episode. Scenes are set in
    Danny’s attic studio [TV trope: all artists live in sparsely furnished attics with skylights] or in the plaza adjacent to the Barkley Art
    Gallery.  

    image

    Lucy
    says she does paint by numbers because it is for beginners. Paint
    by Number
     kits date back to 1950 and were a cultural phenomenon.  

    image

    There
    are two ‘age’ jokes in the first scene, both directed at Lucy. Danny
    tells her to go find a bingo parlor and Harry says she reminds him of
    Grandma Moses. Anna
    Mary Robertson Moses
     (1860-1961)
    was an American folk
    artist who
    began painting at the age of 78 and is often cited as an example of a
    person who successfully began a career at an advanced age. In
    “Nursery School” (ILL S5;E9) Lucy Ricardo is so proud of Little
    Ricky’s first drawing, she dubs him the next “Grandpa Moses.”
    The Ricardos had two framed prints by Grandma Moses next to their front
    door: “So Long” and “The Old Snow Roller.”  

    image

    Lucy
    quotes lyrics from the song “People”
    written
    by Bob Merrill for the 1964 Broadway musical Funny
    Girl.

    It was introduced by Barbra Streisand, who also sang it in the 1968
    film adaptation.  

    image

    Danny
    cites Van
    Gogh, Gaughin
    ,
    and Modigliani
    as painters who only found fame and fortune only after death.  

    Lucy
    rebuffs Danny’s assertion that all great paintings of women were
    nudes by citing “Whistler’s
    Mother
    .
    The actual name of the painting is “Arrangement in Grey and Black
    No. 1” by American painter James McNeill Whistler. It was painted
    in 1871 and is housed at the Musee d’Orsay in Paris.  Danny
    incorrectly claims that the subject is sitting in a rocking chair.

    image

    Danny
    jokingly says that the reason the “Venus
    de Milo”
    didn’t
    have any arms because the sculptor didn’t want her to use them to
    cover nude body!  One of the most famous pieces of statuary in
    history, it is of Greek origin and dates back to between 130 and 100
    BC.  It currently is on view at the Louvre in Paris.  

    image

    The (nearly) ‘nude’ painting of Lucy featured in the episode was saved and is now at the
    Lucille Ball-Desi Arnaz Center in Jamestown, New York.

    image
    image

    In
    “Paris at Last” (ILL S5;E18) Lucy Ricardo encountered an artist (Shepard Menken) on the street passing off mass produced paintings as original works of art!  [TV Trope: All artists and Frenchmen wear berets!]

    image

    Lucy
    Carmichael took art class in drawing in order to get close to an
    eligible bachelor (Robert Alda) in “Lucy Goes to Art Class”
    (S2;E15).

    image

    Lucille
    Ball and Danny Thomas were together in “Lucy Makes Room for Danny,”
    a 1958 installment of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” which also featured Gale Gordon as a Judge…

    image

    and
    “Lucy Helps Danny Thomas” (TLS S4;E7) where Mrs. Carmichael gets
    involved in Thomas’s TV variety show.  

    image

    Character Consistency! Harry was formerly depicted as a miser, but here he is walking around with $500 cash in his pocket, and spends $5,000 on an unseen painting.  

    image

    Nautical
    Knowledge!

    Harry calls the subject of Danny’s painting a ‘boat’ and Danny
    corrects him that it is a ‘ship.’ At the start of the series, Harry’s
    home and office were decorated with ships and other nautical items. One of Harry’s hobbies
    was building ships in bottles. He should know the difference.

    image

    Oops!
    When Lucy startles Danny while he is hiding behind the door, he
    jostles the shelf unit with his arm and a brown bottle falls to the
    floor.  Danny Thomas appears surprised, but picks it up.  It falls with a sound that betrays it is actually empty and plastic.

    image

    Wardrobe
    Malfunction!
    When
    Danny is disguised as his own brother, Giuseppe, his hat has trouble
    staying on his head due to the wig. It falls off twice, but is caught
    before hitting the floor.

    image

    “Lucy and Danny Thomas” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    Lucille Ball and Danny Thomas have great comic chemistry but the script feels like it could be from any series.  Harry behaves uncharacteristically and there is no tie in to the the series’ premise. 

    image
  • LUCY AND HARRY’S MEMOIRS

    S5;E24
    ~ March 5, 1973

    image
    image

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Robert O’Brien

    Synopsis

    Harry
    has sold the Unique Employment Agency for $25,000 and plans to retire. While
    packing up the office, Lucy and Harry share memories.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter)

    Archival
    Footage Cast

    Lucie
    Arnaz 
    (Kim
    Carter) is the real-life daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. She
    was born in 1951 just before the premiere of “I Love Lucy.”
    Lucille Ball was actually pregnant during the filming of the show’s
    pilot. Despite rumors to the contrary, Lucie Arnaz never appeared on
    “I Love Lucy.” Lucie played Cynthia (as well as other characters)
    on “The Lucy Show.”  She has been twice married, to actor
    Phil Vandervort (1971) and actor-writer Laurence Luckinbill
    (1980–present). She has three children with Luckinbill:
    Simon, Joseph and Katharine. She now lives in Palm Springs,
    California, near the home once owned by her parents.

    Desi
    Arnaz Jr.
    (Craig
    Cartrer) is the real-life son of Lucille Ball. His 1953 birth was
    worked into the plot of “I Love Lucy” although Desi Jr. never
    played the role of Little Ricky Ricardo. He did, however, appear on
    the final half-hour episode of the series “The
    Ricardos Dedicate a Statue” (ILL S6;E27)
    in
    a crowd scene. He was occasionally seen as Billy Simmons and other
    minor characters on “The Lucy Show.”  At the time of filming
    “Here’s Lucy” he was part of the band Dino Desi and Billy along
    with Dean Martin Jr. and Billy Hinsche. Arnaz was married to actress
    Linda Purl from 1980 until 1981. In 1987, Arnaz married Amy Laura
    Bargiel. They lived in Boulder City, Nevada, with their daughter, and
    own the Boulder Theatre, a cinema converted into a theatre and home
    to the Boulder City Ballet Company. Amy died in 2005 after a long
    battle with cancer. Desi Arnaz has a daughter, Julia.

    image

    This
    episode (#120) was intended to be the final episode of the series.
    The show had dropped out of the top 10 (#15 with a 21.9 share) so
    Lucille Ball wanted to end the series.It was filmed without a studio
    audience in one day. But CBS president Fred Silverman convinced Ball
    to return for a sixth season. Rather than scrap the episode or undergo costly re-shooting, the
    ending was slightly reworked to leave a window of possibility for a
    sixth season.  

    image

    The
    night this episode first aired (March 5, 1973) “Here’s Lucy” was
    on against a TV movie on NBC, Brock’s
    Last Case

    starring Richard Widmark. Widmark had guest-starred on “I Love
    Lucy” in “The Tour” (ILL S4;E30), in which Lucy Ricardo scaled
    the wall of his Beverly Hills estate to get a grapefruit as a
    souvenir. The movie also featured character actor Dub Taylor, who
    played Rattlesnake Jones in “Lucy Goes to the Rodeo” (ILL S5;E8).

    image

    The date of the first airing was also Jack Cassidy’s 46th birthday. Cassidy played Professor Zoorkin in a 1965 episode of “The Lucy Show”. Sadly, in 1976, he died tragically in an apartment fire. 

    image

    Harry
    and Lucy break open a magnum of Champagne vintage 1953.
    Lucy says it was a very good year. For Lucille Ball, 1953 was the
    year
    she gave birth to Desi Jr. and Lucy Ricardo gave birth to Little
    Ricky
    . “I Love Lucy” was at the height of its success and
    Lucille Ball graced the very first national edition of TV Guide. 

    image

    Harry
    plans to go on a fishing trip to Canada. Lucy suggests they go on
    vacation together, which spurs her memory of their road trip to the Colorado River. There are two clips from “Lucy
    Runs the Rapids”

    (S2;E4)
    directed
    by George Marshall and written by Gene Thompson.

    image

    Getting
    tipsy, Harry thinks the wall is crooked, but Lucy realizes that it is
    just the autographed framed photo of Richard Burton that is crooked,
    not the wall. This jars her memory of the time she got Elizabeth
    Taylor’s priceless diamond ring stuck on her finger.  

    image

    The flashback
    consists of one clip from “Lucy
    Meets the Burtons”

    (S3;E1)
    , directed
    by Jerry Paris and written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis.
    Although Richard Burton’s headshot and coveralls are seen, the actor
    is not in the archival footage.

    image

    Lucy
    finds the parachute that Harry made to advertise the Employment
    Agency when Lucy went skydiving.  

    image

    There is a clip of Lucy jumping out
    of an airplane from “Lucy,
    the Skydiver”

    (S3;E2)
    directed
    by Herbert Kenwith and written by Larry Rhine and Lou Derman.

    image

    Lucy
    has saved the cast from her broken leg after her skiing accident.
    She plans to make a lamp out of it. When Harry reminds Lucy to pack
    his barometer, she approaches it with a hammer. Harry stops her,
    remembering the last time he set her loose to do home repair. 

    image

     A clip
    from “Lucy
    the Fixer”

    (S1;E14)
    follows, directed
    by Jack Donohue and written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer.

    image

    During
    the last scene, the background music plays “September
    Song”
    (without
    lyrics) written by Kurt Weill for the 1938 musical Knickerbocker
    Holiday
    . After
    being used in the 1950 film September
    Affair
    ,
    the
    song was recorded by numerous singers and instrumentalists, most
    notably Frank Sinatra.

    image
    image

    Flashback
    episodes were still rare in 1973. The first television ‘clips show’
    of a scripted program was “The ‘I Love Lucy” Christmas Show” in
    1956 although it wasn’t aired again until 1989.  

    image

    Near
    the end of its run, “The Lucy Show” also had a ‘clips show’ titled “Lucy and Viv Reminisce” (TLS S6;E16) starring Lucille Ball and
    Vivian Vance. In this episode, Lucy Carmichael’s broken leg was a plot contrivance, not a reality, as it would be on “Here’s Lucy”. 

    FAST FORWARD!

    image

    If Lucille Ball had known what Burton had written about her in his diaries, she might not have praised him as a “great actor” – although his 1970 episode with Elizabeth Taylor was one of the most memorable of the series. The diaries (memoirs) were published in 2012, after his death. 

    “She is a monster of staggering charmlessness and monumental lack of humor….Milady Ball can thank her lucky stars that I’m not drinking. There is a chance if I had, I might have killed her!” 

    Ironically, Lucy Carter is drunk when praising Burton! 

    image

    During the sixth and final season, Harry sells the Unique Employment Agency again. The new owner is Ken Richards who immediately changes the name. Harry develops a bad case of seller’s remorse. Like “Memoirs”, it was intended to be the series finale, but was not the last aired, preferring to showcase Lucie Aranz (Kim Carter) in its final episode, “Lucy Fights the System” (S6;E24). 

    image

    Title Trouble! The word “memoirs” generally refers to a written or otherwise recorded accounting of a person’s past. The title should more accurately have been “Lucy and Harry’s Memories,” unless the title refers to the episode itself being a “memoir”.

    image

    Missed
    Opportunity!

    The most memorable thing in the office, the “Unusual Jobs for
    Unusual People” sign, is taken down during the commercial break!
    When Harry moved the office to Lucy’s home in “A Home is Not an
    Office” (S5;E4)
    he carried the sign with him to its temporary new
    location. This is only the second time that the audience has seen
    that the sign covers a wall safe! 

    image

    Last Minute Loophole! Lucy conveniently has a sign that says “Temporarily” under her blotter!  The word is hastily written in the same hand and ink used by those who write the show’s cue cards! Lucille Ball also breaks the fourth wall to wink at the camera, something she rarely does.  

    image

    Plot Prop! Lucy says she hates to take down the framed autographed photo of Richard Burton, and wants to leave it for last. This is the first and only time we have seen the photo decorating the walls of the Unique Employment Agency. 

    image

    Door Stop! Although it would have been more poignant and fitting to fade out on the “TEMPORARILY OUT OF BUSINESS” sign, the door will not stay open on its own and swings closed after Lucy has left. 

    image

    “Lucy and Harry’s Memoirs” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

    The interesting thing about this episode is that the clips were all chosen so as not to have to get permission of any other performers – only Lucie and Desi Jr. are seen. Were there funnier episodes?  Possibly, but they would have probably involved tons of paperwork and payments and Lucille Ball wanted to call it quits.  Thankfully, she didn’t!  

  • GOODBYE, MRS. HIPS

    S5;E23
    ~ February 26, 1973

    image
    image

    Directed
    by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis

    Synopsis

    Lucy,
    Mary Jane, and Vanda all go on a crash diet. To help them succeed,
    Lucy invites them to live at her house for two weeks.  At the same
    time, Harry has been invited to join a prestigious food and wine
    society when his refrigerator breaks down. He stores his gourmet
    goodies at Lucy’s just when the ladies are at their most ravenous.  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Carter), Gale
    Gordon
    (Harrison
    Otis Carter)

    image

    Lucie
    Arnaz
    (Kim
    Carter) does not appear in this episode, nor does she receive screen
    credit. Except for the clips seen in the season finale, the character
    will not return to the series until the fourth episode of season six.
    Black and white photos of Kim and Craig are on the dresser in the
    room shared by Vanda and Mary Jane.  

    Guest
    Cast

    image

    Mary
    Jane Croft
     (Mary
    Jane, right) played Betty Ramsey during season six of “I Love Lucy. ”
    She also played Cynthia Harcourt in Lucy
    is Envious” (ILL S3;E23)
     and
    Evelyn Bigsby in Return
    Home from Europe” (ILL S5;E26)
    .
    She played Audrey Simmons on “The Lucy Show” but when Lucy
    Carmichael moved to California, she played Mary Jane Lewis, the
    actor’s married name and the same one she uses on all 31 of her
    episodes of “Here’s Lucy. Her final acting credit was playing
    Midge Bowser on “Lucy Calls the President” (1977). She died in
    1999 at the age of 83. 

    In
    this episode, Vanda continually calls Mary Jane “Mary” (no Jane).
       

    Vanda Barra (Vanda, above left) makes one of over two dozen appearances on “Here’s Lucy” as well as appearing in Ball’s two 1975 TV movies “Lucy Gets Lucky” and “Three for Two”. She was seen in half a dozen episodes of “The Lucy Show.” Barra was Lucille Ball’s cousin-in-law by marriage to Sid Gould.

    This is the largest part Vanda Barra will have on “Here’s Lucy.” In later years, Barra and Sid Gould divorced and she retired from acting.

    image

    Sid
    Gould
     (Sam,
    the Waiter) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show” and
    nearly as many on “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader)
    was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.  

    Bob
    Harks

    (Café Patron, uncredited) was seen in the
    background of Mame
    (1974). In 1970 he popped up on his first television show and was
    seen in more than a dozen episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” He died at
    age 83 in 2010.

    The
    cashier and the other diners at the luncheonette are played by
    uncredited background performers.

    image
    image

    The
    title puns on Goodbye,
    Mr. Chips
    ,
    a 1934 novella by James Hilton that was translated to radio in 1936
    and 1939, and an Academy Award-winning film in 1939. It was remade
    as a musical film (above) in 1969 starring Petula Clark, who guest-starred in
    “Lucy and Petula Clark” (S5;E8). The property was also seen on
    stage in 1938 and in 1982 (the musical version). On television, the
    story was seen in 1984 (in the UK) and in a 2002 teleplay.  

    image

    The
    date this episode first aired (February 26, 1973) “Here’s Lucy”
    guest stars Jackie Gleason (“Lucy Visits Jack Benny”), Robert
    Alda
    (“Lucy Goes Hawaiian” and “Lucy the Co-Ed”), and Tony
    Randall
    (“Lucy and the Mountain Climber”) all celebrated
    birthdays!

    image

    This
    episode was shot earlier in the season when Lucy Carter / Lucille
    Ball was still wearing the cast on her leg from her skiing accident during
    hiatus. Lucy mentions her leg as an excuse for not exercising with
    Vanda and Mary Jane.

    image

    Mary
    Jane tells Lucy that she has a new boyfriend who has curly brown
    hair, blue eyes, and dimples.  When Vanda adds that he is only four
    feet tall, Mary Jane admits that he is a little bit short. In a
    previous episode, Mary Jane was dating a man named Marvin. Vanda does
    not mention her relationship with Sam, the waiter. These
    inconsistencies could be due to the fact that the episode was filmed
    early in the season and aired out of sequence.  

    image

    Harry
    has been invited to join the Encino
    Wine and Food Society
    .
    To gain admission, he must cook a gourmet meal for two judges. His
    proposed menu includes a lunch consisting of: 

    • asparagus vinaigrette 
    • poached salmon with black caviar
    • roast duckling in aspic
    • Chantilly cream cake with toasted hazelnuts  
    image

    Coming
    into the luncheonette, Harry tells Sam to bring him “the usual”:
    roast beef, mashed potatoes, and a double order of gravy.  

    image

    This
    is the third episode in a row in which Lucy wears her over-sized blue
    check shirt. Both Vanda and Mary Jane wear horizontal stripes, which no doubt help make them look a bit heavier on camera. Stripes may also imply that living with Lucy and being on a diet is like
    being in prison!

    image

    Lucy
    is so hungry she can’t sleep so she tries watching TV but the only
    movies on are Breakfast
    at Tiffany’s, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
    ,
    and
    Animal
    Crackers.  

    image
    image

    Diets
    are not new to the Lucy characters, Lucy Ricardo had to slim down to
    dance in Ricky’s show in “The Diet” (ILL S1;E3). Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance) acted as Lucy’s coach and
    trainer.

    image

    In
    “Lucy and The Countess Lose Weight” (TLS S3;E19) Mrs. Carmichael
    and her pal Rosie go to a health farm where their diet consists of a
    lettuce leaf, a
    curl of carrot, a sprig of parsley, and a yogurt wafer.  Mr. Mooney
    (Gale Gordon) was their coach and trainer.

    image

    In
    “Lucy and Miss Shelley Winters” (S1;E4) it wasn’t Lucy Carter who
    was dieting, but movie star Shelley Summers. Lucy acted as her
    trainer and coach, just as she does here for Mary
    Jane and Vanda.

    image

    Mary
    Jane is reading in bed, but closes her book because the character
    gets a job in a candy factory working with chocolate fudge. This is
    undoubtedly a reference to “Job Switching” (ILL S2;E1), the
    episode where Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz go to work at Kramer’s
    Candy Kitchen. It was written by the same writers who wrote this
    episode of “Here’s Lucy.”  

    image

    Living
    in a Barn?

    During the kitchen scene, the back door remains open, generally
    telegraphing that someone is going to enter with their arms full.
    Sure enough, Harry comes in carrying a large silver tray and saying
    “Thank
    goodness your door was open!”  

    image

    Roomies!
    While staying with Lucy, Vanda and Mary Jane share a room with two
    beds pushed together. Since Kim and Craig had their own rooms, who
    moved the beds to one room?  Why are the beds so close together?  And
    where is Kim sleeping?  It is likely that this early season 5 episode
    assumed Kim would be living on her own in her Marina Del Rey
    apartment due to the character being spun-off into her own series.
    This is also the reason Lucie Arnaz is noticeably absent from so many
    episodes.  

    Mystery
    Phone Call!  
    Harry
    gets a phone call from someone named Jim to cancel Harry’s luncheon interview.
    Jim somehow knew that Harry would be at Lucy’s home and also knew
    Lucy’s home phone number.  

    image

    “Goodbye, Mrs. Hips” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

    This episode is a showcase for Vanda Barra, who really shines teamed with Mary Jane and Lucy.  The only downside to this funny episode is that it was aired out of sequence, with Lucy incongruously still in her cast and Kim’s absence (in her own home) still unexplained!