• CAROLE COOK, LUCILLE BALL’S FRIEND & PROTEGE, GUEST STAR ON MANY EPISODES OF “THE LUCY SHOW” AND “HERE’S LUCY,” IS MAKING HER RETURN TO NYC AT FEINSTEIN’S / 54 BELOW JUNE 19 & 20, 2018 at 7:00 PM.

  • LUCY GETS HER WIRES CROSSED

    S1;E4
    ~ October 18, 1986

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    [Photos © Getty Images]

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    Directed
    by Peter Baldwin ~ Written by Linda Morris and Vic Rauseo

    Synopsis

    With
    competition from other hardware stores, Lucy gets Curtis booked on a
    morning TV show as Mr. Fix-It. Lucy goes along as his helper and
    ends up gluing herself to everyone!

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Barker), Gale
    Gordon
    (Curtis
    McGibbon), Ann
    Dusenberry

    (Margo Barker McGibbon),  Larry
    Anderson

    (Ted McGibbon), Jenny
    Lewis

    (Becky McGibbon), Philip
    Amelio

    (Kevin McGibbon), Donovan
    Scott

    (Leonard Stoner)


    [For
    biographies of the Regular Cast, see “One Good Grandparent Deserves
    Another” (S1;E1)
    ]

    Guest
    Cast

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    Dick
    Gautier
    (Fred
    Dunlap) appeared as Conrad Birdie in Bye
    Bye Birdie

    on Broadway in 1960. He began his screen acting in 1963 and is best
    remembered for playing Hymie on “Get Smart” (1966-68). He did
    extensive voice over work until his death in early 2017 at age 85.  

    Fred
    Dunlap is the host of TV’s “Wake Up Pasadena.”  

    D.D. Howard (Stacy Reynolds) began her screen career in 1981 playing Corinne on “Happy Days.” In 2000, she began doing voice work.  

    Stacy Reynolds is the co-host of “Wake Up Pasadena.” Her character name is listed in the end credits but is never used in the episode.

    Reva Rose (Customer) was ironically best known for her portrayal of another famous Lucy, Charlie Brown’s nemesis in the original off-Broadway 1967 musical You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. On TV she was seen as Marcy on “That Girl” and Blanche on “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.”

    Kellie Martin (Patty Durell) also plays Patty in the un-aired “Life With Lucy” episode “World’s Greatest  Grandma.”  She played Becca Thatcher on “Life Goes On” (1989-93) and Lucy Knight on “ER” (1998-2000).  

    The last name of Becky’s friend Patty is not used here, but disclosed in “World’s Greatest Grandma.”    

    Brad
    Gorman

    (“Wake Up Pasadena” Stage Manager) began his TV acting with an
    episode of “Alice” in 1977 and also was briefly seen in the
    Steven Spielberg film 1941.

    Tom
    Williams
    (Fly
    Voice Over, uncredited) is an actor and voice artists who worked
    extensively on “Adam-12” (1968-71). This is second of his three
    voice roles on “Life With Lucy.”  He also provided a dog bark and
    the honk of a wounded goose!  Williams retired in 2010.  

    The
    cameraman and one other crew person on “Wake Up Pasadena” are played
    by uncredited background performers.


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    This
    was the third episode filmed, but it was aired fourth.  

    This
    is the first of two episodes written by producers Linda
    Morris and Vic Rauseo
    .
    They later won four Primetime Emmy Awards for their writing on
    “Frasier” (1994-96).  

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    On
    October 18, 1986, “Life With Lucy” was up against the CBS drama
    “Downtown” and the World Series pre-game show on NBC. “Life With Lucy” lost its time slot to the baseball game, but did
    manage to edge out “Downtown” by a slim margin.
    Like “Life With Lucy,” “Downtown” will be canceled before
    the end of the year.  

    Lucy: “Our business died and went to Hardware Heaven.”

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    The family is affected by a contagious bout of insomnia:

    • Curtis
      and Lucy can’t sleep because they are worried about business since a
      chain store named Hardware Heaven opened a nearby branch.
    • Ted
      can’t sleep because he’s worried that he won’t be able to get a job
      after graduating law school.  
    • Margo
      can’t sleep because Ted can’t sleep.
    • Jenny
      can’t sleep because she’s afraid her friend Patty will stay mad at
      her.
    • And
      Kevin can’t sleep because he’s afraid
      “Miami Vice”
      will be canceled before he’s old enough to watch it!  (Kevin needn’t
      have worried; the hit show had begun two years earlier and would run
      until 1990. The
      Florida-based crime drama was aired on Friday nights on NBC.)
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    To drum up business, old-school Curtis
    has potholders made that say “When
    your home repair problem is too hot to handle.”  

    Leonard: (to a Customer) “Today we have a special: a two-for-one sale.  You buy any two items, and I for one will be thrilled!”

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    Curtis
    says that people tell him that he resembles Mr.
    Whipple
    .
    This is a reference to a character created by Dick Wilson in
    advertisements for Charmin toilet paper that ran from 1964 to 1990.
    Mr. Whipple was a supermarket clerk who chided customers not to
    squeeze the Charmin. Gale Gordon and Dick Wilson did indeed have a
    similar look. Although Wilson and Gordon never worked together,
    Wilson did two episodes of the “Westinghouse-Desilu Playhouse” in
    the late 1950s. He died in 2007.  

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    Lucy
    (to
    Curtis): “Let
    grandma be on television!”

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    Lucille
    Ball does some physical comedy by chasing an unseen (but audibly
    buzzing) fly around the hardware store and then battling an out-of-control
    lounge chair she claims to have just repaired.  

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    When
    Lucy’s legs are like rubber after bouncing around in the
    malfunctioning lounger, Ball’s husband Gary
    Morton
    ’s
    guffaw can be clearly heard from the studio audience. Morton was also
    frequently heard laughing on the soundtrack of many “Here’s Lucy”
    episodes. When
    Lucy leans against the mantle for support, photographs of
    Lucille Ball as a baby have been used for set decoration.

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    Instead
    of giving a vocal shout-outs to her grandchildren on television, Lucy
    tells them she will do what Carol Burnett does when she says hello to
    her grandmother – tug on her ear. Carol
    Burnett

    appeared frequently on both “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy”
    and one episode took place in the audience of “The Carol Burnett
    Show” where Burnett tugged on her ear, just as she did on each of
    her television shows. In return for her appearances on Ball’s shows,
    Lucille would reciprocate by appearing on Burnett’s.

    Lucy
    gives the address of M&B Hardware as 7207
    Hill Street, Pasadena, California, 91106
    .
    While there is a Hill Street in the Chinatown district of Los
    Angeles, it is several miles from the Pasadena City limits.

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    Lucy
    and Curtis use Wacky Glue (“the
    strongest adhesive on the market”
    )
    to fix a lamp on live TV. This is a fictional version of the widely
    advertised Krazy Glue. 

    In
    the comic finale of the episode, Lucy tugs on her ear as a signal to
    her grandkids right after applying the wacky glue, thereby gluing her
    fingers to her ear. When Curtis tries to help, he also gets stuck.
    Ditto Fred and Stacey, all glued together in an awkward clump. Lucy
    insists on demonstrating that the lamp works and it short circuits,
    causing a blackout in the studio! This fulfills the promise of the title.  


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    Lucy says that she hasn’t seen promotional potholders since Wendell Wilkie ran for President. In “Lucy and the Used Car Salesman” (HL S2;E9) Kim is searching between the sofa cushions for spare change and finds a ‘Win With Willkie’ button. Wendell Lewis Willkie (1892–1944) was the 1940 Republican nominee for President defeated by Franklin Roosevelt. Later in the episode Harry (Gale Gordon) asks if anyone has seen his Willkie button!  

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    Lucy
    trying to swat an invisible (but audible) fly hearkens back to “Job
    Switching”
    (ILL S2;E1)
    in which chocolate-dipper Lucy Ricardo followed a fly with
    her eyes while her hands were in wet chocolate. When she went to
    swat the fly, she slapped the face of her co-worker with a hand
    covered in gooey chocolate.  

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    Lucy
    also chased an invisible insect in “Lucy and the Runaway Butterfly”
    (TLS  S1;E29)
    .  

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    A broken lamp was the springboard for the total destruction of
    Harry’s living room in “Lucy the Fixer” (HL S1;E14). In the end,
    amidst the rubble, they realize the lamp wasn’t plugged in!

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    A continually broken lamp doesn’t seem to bother Fred Mertz (William Frawley) on “I Love Lucy,
    even when it threatens to scorch his bald head!  

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    Like Fred
    Dunlop and Stacey Reynolds of “Wake
    Up Pasadena,” Lucy Ricardo and Paul Douglas co-hosted a morning show called
    “The Early Bird Show” in a 1959 episode of "The
    Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.”


    This
    Day in Lucy History
    ~ October 18th

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    “Lucy
    Cries Wolf”

    (ILL S4;E3) – October 18, 1954

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    “Lucy
    the Stunt Man”

    (TLS S4;E5) – October 18, 1965

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    “Lucy
    Makes a Few Extra Dollars”

    (HL S4;E5) – October 18, 1971

  • RIP Nanette Fabray ~ Who starred with Lucille Ball in the 1974 teleplay “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye”.  She was 97 years old.  

  • LUCY AND THE GUARD GOOSE

    Unaired Episode {originally scheduled for broadcast November 22, 1986}

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    Directed
    by Peter Baldwin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Martin

    Synopsis

    When
    the M&B Hardware is robbed, Lucy rents a goose to guard the
    store!  

    Regular
    Cast

    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Barker), Gale
    Gordon
    (Curtis
    McGibbon), Ann
    Dusenberry

    (Margo Barker McGibbon),  Larry
    Anderson

    (Ted McGibbon), Jenny
    Lewis

    (Becky McGibbon), Philip
    Amelio

    (Kevin McGibbon), Donovan
    Scott

    (Leonard Stoner)

    [For
    biographies of the Regular Cast, see “One Good Grandparent Deserves
    Another” (S1;E1)
    ]

    Guest
    Cast

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    Charles
    Levin
    (Sergeant
    Green) made his screen debut in Woody Allen’s Annie
    Hall

    (1977) and was also seen in Allen’s
    Manhattan
    (1979).
    He had recurring roles on “Alice” (as Elliott Novak), “Hill
    Street Blues” (as Eddie Gregg), and “Capital News” (as Vinnie
    DeSalvo).  

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    Lou
    Cuttell
    (Charlie
    Zellman) made his screen debut on a 1964 episode of “The Dick Van
    Dyke Show.”  He was recently part of the company of improv
    performers featured on “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers.”  He
    retired in 2010 at the age of 80.  

    Charlie
    Zellman rents guard geese.  

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    Oliver
    (Guard Goose)

    Tom
    Williams
    (Crying
    Goose Voice Over, uncredited) is an actor and voice artists who
    worked extensively on “Adam-12” (1968-71). This is the first of
    his three voice roles on “Life With Lucy.”  He will also provide
    a dog bark and the buzzing of a fly!  Williams retired in 2010.  

    Williams
    only did the cry of the wounded and recovering Oliver.  A recorded
    honk was used for Oliver’s other vocalizations.


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    This
    was the second episode filmed, but in order to fight the expected
    ratings drop after the series premiere, it was decided to move the
    episode guest-starring John Ritter (filmed fourth) to second and save
    this one for later in the run. It was scheduled to air November 22,
    1986
    but the series was canceled before it could air.  ABC moved a
    half-hour series called “Sidekicks” from Fridays into Lucy’s
    Saturday night time slot. The episode of “Sidekicks” that aired
    on November 22, 1986 starred Keye Luke, who had guest starred on
    “Here’s Lucy” in 1972.  

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    As
    the episode opens, Margo is telling her family her dream about
    Bruce Springsteen. Kevin says he likes the dream his mother had
    about doing the tango with Tip O’Neill. Later in the episode, Margo
    is woken from a dream where Mick Jagger wanted her to join his group.
    She replied “Mick.
    You can’t always get what you want.”

    “You
    Can’t Always Get What You Want”
    is a song by the
    Rolling Stones
    written by Jagger
    and
    Keith
    Richards. It was named the 100th greatest song of all time by Rolling
    Stone magazine.

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    Lucille
    Ball makes her entrance three minutes into the episode to loud and continued applause from the studio audience. 

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    After
    Lucy’s stern warning about the cholesterol in eggs, Curtis reveals
    his father (who ate eggs every day) lived to the age of 96.  Lucy’s healthy breakfast consists of bran, granola, wheat germ, and dried bananas.  

    Kevin:
    “You
    know what humbug is?”


    Ted:
    “No,
    what is it?”
    Kevin:
    “A
    bug who can’t remember the words! (laughs) Sometimes I crack myself
    up.”

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    Leonard
    states historical precedence for using geese as guards and he is
    correct. Guard
    geese
    have been used throughout history, and in modern times. In
    ancient Rome, sacred
    geese were kept as guardians in the temple of Juno. While the Roman
    soldiers and watch dogs slept, Juno’s sacred geese warned Rome of the
    Gallic attack in 390 BC.
    On
    modern farms, geese are said to be good deterrents to predators of
    other domestic fowl and snakes. They are reported to have been used
    to guard US Air
    Defense Command installations
    in Germany, Ballantine’s
    Distillery in
    Dumbarton, Scotland, and to protect a police station in Xinjiang,
    China.

    The
    episode uses and exterior shot of M&B Hardware at night. The exterior was actually a vacant storefront located directly across the street from what is now the Warner Hollywood Studios, a couple of blocks west of the corner of Santa Monica and LaBrea Avenue in Hollywood. 

    Curtis says he’s been in business for 36 years and never had a robbery. This establishes the founding of M&B Hardware in 1950, the year before “I Love Lucy” began airing.  

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    Lucy
    says she tried to call Charlie Zellman about Oliver, but got his
    machine and had to listen to Frankie Laine singing “I
    must go where the wild goose goes.”

    The
    Cry of the Wild Goose

    is a 1950
    song
    written
    by Terry
    Gilkyson
    and made famous by Laine. The song was later covered by Lucy favorite Tennessee
    Ernie Ford.

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    After
    Curtis throws a phone at Oliver, Lucy takes him home to nurse him
    back to health where she remembers that her daughter Margo is
    allergic to down feathers.  

    Trying
    to soothe Oliver, Harry sings “On
    the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…. One roasted
    goose!”

    Harry is paraphrasing “The
    Twelve Days of Christmas,

    an English Christmas
    carol
    published
    in 1780 as a chant or rhyme without music. Traditionally, geese are
    part of the sixth day refrain: “Six
    geese a-laying.”

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    As
    Lucy, Curtis, and Ted each tussle with the unseen Oliver through the
    kitchen door, a few goose feathers blow through the doorway into the
    living room, a nice touch from production.


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    Using
    animals for human work was explored by Lucy Carmichael when she
    rented sheep to mow her lawn in a 1962 episode of “The Lucy Show.”

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    Although
    they were mostly in the background, geese were also featured in “Lucy
    Discovers Wayne Newton” (TLS S4;E14)
    in 1965.

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    Harry
    blusters about a policeman never being around when you need them
    while Sergeant Green is standing just behind him. Lucy Ricardo (with
    a loving cup stuck on her head) said something similar about the men in
    blue when standing next to one on a Brooklyn subway platform.  

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    On
    “The Lucy Show” Danfield had two Hardware Stores. Early episodes
    mentioned McClay’s Hardware (named after Howard McClay, Lucille
    Ball’s long-time publicist) and later William Schallert played the
    proprietor (and softball coach) who ran Cresant’s Hardware (above).    

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    When
    Lucy Carter tries to prevent being robbed, she concocts a Rube
    Goldberg-like series of traps for the burglar – but no live animals
    were involved!  



    This
    Day in Lucy History
      {had this episode aired as planned on November
    22, 1986}

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    “Lucy’s
    Mother-In-Law”

    (ILL S4;E8) ~ November 22, 1954

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    “Lucy
    and the Undercover Agent”
    (TLS S4;E10) ~ November 22, 1965

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    “Ginger
    Rogers Comes to Tea”

    (HL S4;E11) ~ November 22, 1971

  • ONE GOOD GRANDPARENT DESERVES ANOTHER

    S1;E1
    ~ September 20, 1986

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    Directed
    by Peter Baldwin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Martin

    Synopsis

    Widow
    Lucy Barker moves in with her daughter, son-in-law, and two
    grandchildren. She immediately clashes with her her brother-in-law
    Curtis, with whom she is part-owner of a hardware store.

    Regular
    Cast

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    Lucille
    Ball
    (Lucy
    Barker)
    was
    born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began her screen
    career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of the B’s’
    due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With Richard Denning,
    she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite Husband” which
    eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,” a television
    situation comedy in which she co-starred with her real-life husband,
    Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was phenomenally successful,
    allowing the couple to purchase what was once RKO Studios, re-naming
    it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960 (in an hour-long format known
    as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so did Lucy and Desi’s
    marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu financially solvent, Lucy
    returned to the sitcom format with “The Lucy Show,” which lasted
    six seasons. She followed that with a similar sitcom “Here’s
    Lucy” co-starring with her real-life children, Lucie and Desi Jr.,
    as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined the cast of “The Lucy Show”
    during season two. Before her death in 1989, Lucy made one more
    attempt at a sitcom with “Life With Lucy,” also with Gordon.

    Gale
    Gordon
    (Curtis
    McGibbon)
    was
    said to be the highest paid radio artist of the 1930’s and was in
    such demand that he often did two or more radio shows a day. His
    professional collaboration with Lucille Ball started in 1938 as the
    announcer of Jack Haley’s “The Wonder Show” (Wonder Bread was
    their sponsor). He played Mr. Atterbury on Lucy’s “My Favorite
    Husband” and was a front-runner for the part of Fred Mertz on “I
    Love Lucy.” When scheduling prevented his participation, he
    appeared as Mr. Littlefield, the Tropicana’s owner inntwoepisodes
    of
    the show. In addition to Mr. Littlefield, he played a Judge in “Lucy
    Makes Room for Danny,”

    a
    1958 episode of “The Lucy–Desi Comedy Hour.” “The Lucy Show”
    solidified his partnership with Lucille Ball for the rest of their
    careers. He went on to play Harrison Otis Carter in “Here’s
    Lucy,” Omar Whittaker in “Lucy Calls The President,” and Curtis
    McGibbon in “Life with Lucy.” He died in 1995 at the age of 89.

    Ann
    Dusenberry

    (Margo Barker McGibbon) was born on September 13, 1953 in Tucson,
    Arizona, two weeks before the start of the third season of “I Love
    Lucy.”  In the film Jaws
    2

    (1978) she played Tina Wilcox, a victim of the great white shark. Her
    screen acting career began in 1975 and ended in 1992.

    Larry
    Anderson

    (Ted McGibbon) was born the same day the “I
    Love Lucy” episode “The Saxophone” (ILL S2;E2) first aired.  He
    started his career as a professional magician and and played himself
    on the Bil Bixby series “The Magician” (1974), his screen debut.
    He also played Harlan Ramsey on “Brothers and Sisters” (1979). He
    recently appeared on “This is Us” (2017) and “Law & Order
    True Crime” (2017). Larry
    has hosted or been the ‘product expert’ on numerous successful
    infomercial campaigns.

    Jenny
    Lewis

    (Becky McGibbon) was born on January 8, 1976 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
    Her acting debut was in a Jell-O commercial. She played Neala on
    “Shannon’s Deal” (1990) and Katie on “Brooklyn Bridge”
    (1991). She is currently the lead singer of the rock band Rilo
    Kiley.

    Philip
    Amelio

    (Kevin McGibbon) made his screen debut on “Life With Lucy” at the
    age of 10. He played Stephen Baldwin’s younger self in the film
    Born on the Fourth of July

    (1989).  He gave up acting by his early teens to pursue sports and a
    career in teaching. In March 2005, he complained of a sore back and
    his doctors assumed that he was suffering from herniated disc or
    sciatica. However, he in fact had a bacterial infection of the heart
    valve that flared up due to the misdiagnosis of his condition. Philip
    died on April 1, 2005 at the age of 27.

    Donovan
    Scott

    (Leonard Stoner) was born on September 29, 1947 in Chico, California.
    He made his screen debut in 1979 and was seen on “Alaska Kid”
    (1993) as Shorty. Lately, Scott has been frequently cast as Santa
    Claus in more than 15 films and TV shows! He also played Santa Clause
    on an insurance commercial.  

    Leonard
    is a clerk at M&B Hardware. He is trying to quit smoking.


    Guest
    Cast

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    Ruth
    Kobart

    (Mrs. Finley) was an opera singer who went into musical comedy and
    played Miss Jones in How To Succeed in Business Without Really
    Trying
    (1961) and repeated the role in the 1967 film. She was
    nominated for a 1962 Tony Award for playing Domina, the shrewish wife
    in another long titled show, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Kobart died
    in 2002.  

    Mrs.
    Finley has been a customer of M&B Hardware for 20 years.

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    Gary
    Allen
    (Customer
    Who Just Wants To Browse) made his screen debut on “The Jack Benny
    Show” in 1956.  He played Norman on “Harper Valley PTA” (1981)
    and just prior to “Life With Lucy” he did a 13-episode stint on
    the soap opera “Santa Barbara” as Owen.  

    A
    female customer with no dialogue is played by an uncredited
    background performer.

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    Life
    with Lucy”

    aired from September 20 to November 15, 1986. Only 8 out of the 13
    episodes produced (14 were written) were aired before ABC canceled
    the series. Unlike Ball’s previous sitcoms, “Life with Lucy”
    was
    critically panned and a ratings
    flop.
    In 2002, TV
    Guide
    named
    the show
    the
    twenty-sixth worst TV series of all time.
    Its quick cancellation was devastating to Ball, who believed that
    America did not want her kind of comedy anymore.  


    Lucy
    Barker:
    “Being
    despised takes a lot out of you.”

    Ball
    played a widowed grandmother who had inherited her husband’s
    half-interest in a hardware store in South Pasadena, California, the
    other half being owned by his partner, widower Curtis McGibbon.
    Lucy’s character insisted on ‘helping’ in the store, even though when
    her husband was alive she had taken no part in the business and knew
    nothing about it. Lucy’s daughter Margo is married to Curtis’ son,
    Larry, and all of them, along with their young grandchildren Becky
    and Kevin, lived together under one roof.

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    In
    1984 NBC had a massive success with “The Cosby Show” and “The
    Golden Girls” so combining a family sitcom with comedy legends was
    appealing to ABC as counter-programming. Producer
    Aaron Spelling
    (who had appeared on an episode of “I Love Lucy”
    in 1955, above) had been talking with Ball and her second husband Gary
    Morton
    since
    1979 about possibly doing another series. Ball was hesitant, but
    agreed as long as she was given complete creative control.
    Spelling later regretted agreeing to her demands. Naturally,
    Ball wanted her original writers, Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis.

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    The
    show’s theme
    song
    by Martin Silvestri, Jeremy Stone, and Joel Higgins, was
    performed by Eydie

    Gormé

    , who had guest-starred on “Here’s Lucy” in 1973 (above).
    An alternate theme was written by Ball’s daughter, Lucie
    Arnaz,
    with
    Cy
    Coleman, but was rejected.
    Lucie had appeared in Coleman’s musical Seesaw
    on
    Broadway and on tour.

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    “Life
    With Lucy” was never syndicated, re-run, or released on home video;
    it briefly re-aired on Nick
    at Nite

    as
    part of a Lucille Ball-themed marathon
    in
    1996. The episodes were originally aired by ABC out of filming order.

    Peter
    Baldwin
    directed
    the first episode and four more episodes
    of the series. He previously won a directing Emmy for a 1972 episode
    of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.”  After “Life With Lucy” he
    won two more Emmy Awards.  Baldwin died in 2017.

    In
    addition to writers Carroll and Davis, hairstylist Irma
    Kusely
    and
    sound engineer Cam
    McCullough

    had both worked on all Ball’s television shows since the early 1950s.
     

    Madelyn
    Martin was also a producer and hired her son, Michael
    Q. Martin

    (Quinn Martin’s son) as an assistant. Thomas
    J. Watson
    ,
    president of Ball’s fan club and author of books about the star, was
    also hired as a production assistant.

    This firs episode went before the cameras on July 18, 1986, at Warners Hollywood Studios.  

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    The
    same evening the series premiered, September 20, 1986 ABC also
    premiered “The Ellen Burstyn Show” as Lucy’s follow-up. Like
    “Life With Lucy,” it starred a beloved Hollywood actress in a
    family situation comedy. Burstyn
    played college professor Ellen Brewer, who had to deal not only with
    the students, but also with her meddling mother (Elaine
    Stritch),
    her divorced daughter (Megan
    Mullally),
    and her five year-old grandson.
    As with “Life With Lucy” it was not well received and was
    canceled before the end of the year. ABC’s 9 o’clock hour fared no
    better.  The new crime drama “Heart of the City” starring
    Christina Applegate was also canceled after its initial 13 episodes,
    although the first episode still managed to earn an Emmy Award for
    cinematography. By the first week of 1987 ABC’s entire Saturday night
    line-up had been gutted.

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    Over
    on NBC at 9pm, Lucy’s Mame
    co-star Bea Arthur was thriving on “The Golden Girls,” although
    their season did not launch until September 27, 1986. Interestingly,
    Elaine Stritch was nearly cast as one of the “Golden Girls,” but
    instead landed instead on ABC with “The Ellen Burstyn Show.”  

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    CBS,
    Lucille Ball’s former network home, was still airing repeats and
    would not debut their new season until September 27. So for one
    night, Lucy was up against Angela Lansbury’s ratings-winner “Murder
    She Wrote.” Ironically, Lucy and Lansbury had both played the title
    role in the musical Mame;
    Lansbury on stage, and Lucy on film, so it was the battle of the
    Mames!  Lucy won the night in the ratings, clearing the top twenty,
    but likely because “Murder She Wrote” was a rerun. 

    This
    was the first time in Lucy’s career her sitcom was not seen on a
    Monday
    nights. During the heyday of “I Love Lucy” in the 1950s
    the evening ‘belonged’ to Ball. It is said that businesses often
    closed or saw a drop off in sales on Monday evenings due to people
    gathering around the TV to watch “I Love Lucy.”

    While
    she did not get her old time slot, Lucy did get to name her character
    using the letter combination of “AR” that had brought her so much
    luck in the past: ARnaz, RicARdo, CARmichael, CARter, and now BARker.
    It was Carole Lombard’s mother who suggested to Lucy that the letters
    would bring her luck.  

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    The
    very first frame of the series is an exterior shot of a van with the
    sign “Martin’s
    You Move It! Pasadena, Calif. 555-1234”
    pulling
    away from a suburban home, moving boxes on the front porch.  The
    name is a tribute to writer Madelyn Martin, who had been writing for
    Ball since her days on radio and contributed to all of her television
    endeavors. The brief shot also quickly establishes the show’s
    location (Pasadena) and that someone (Lucy) is moving in!

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    Margo
    remarks that her mother brought all her board games:
    backgammon, Trivial Pursuit, and Scrabble. Lucille Ball was a devoted
    game player and even endorsed several commercially available games
    with her photo on the box. Ball’s board game enthusiasm made its way
    into the scripts of several episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”  

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    Lucy
    Barker:
    “It’s
    so good to be here!”

    Lucille
    Ball makes her much-anticipated first entrance two and a half minutes
    into the episode, holding a potted plant and enthusiastically greeted
    by her grandchildren, Becky and Kevin. Except for guest starring on
    “The Practice” for her old friend Danny Thomas in 1976, this is
    her first time on series television since “Here’s Lucy” ended in
    1974. This is also the first time she has been called Grandma. Lucille Ball was then 75 years old and in real-life had four
    grandchildren: Julia, Simon, Joseph and Kate, who was just one year
    old at the time. Ball not only gets an enthusiastic round of applause
    from the studio audience on her entrance, but also on her exit,
    marching up the stairs to her third floor bedroom holding her plant.

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    When
    Kevin asks Lucy what spider mites are, Lucy imitates them eating
    plants by making one of her classic funny faces – the first sign
    that Lucille Ball is back. More funny faces ensue when Lucy drinks
    her own healthy concoction of yogurt, wheat grass and bee pollen. It
    is similar to her face of shock and revulsion when Lucy Ricardo first
    tasted Vitameatavegamin (above).


    Curtis:
    (To Lucy)
    “I
    never think of you as family.”

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    Lucy
    moves in while her brother-law Curtis (Gale Gordon) is on vacation in
    Hawaii. Hawaii, a favorite get-away destination of the Arnaz family,
    has been mentioned since the early days of “I Love Lucy.”
    Gordon’s entrance comes nine minutes into the episode and he is also
    greeted by studio audience applause and hugs from his grandchildren.
    Gordon was 80 at the time and had no children or grandchildren –
    just seven dogs!

    We
    learn that Lucy’s deceased husband was named Sam. In both “Here’s
    Lucy” and “The Lucy Show” Ball played widows, but her
    husbands’ names were never revealed. It was Ball’s opinion that death was one of the things that couldn’t be funny.  

    Margo: (To Lucy, who is laughing) “It’s not really funny, Mom.”
    Lucy: (stops laughing) “No, not really.”

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    Health conscious Lucy warns Leonard about the dangers of smoking. Ball herself was a life-long smoker. “I Love Lucy” was initially sponsored by the Philip Morris tobacco company. 

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    When Lucy comes jogging through the front door jiving to unheard music on her headphones, Ted asks Lucy if it is Benny Goodman or Glenn Miller she’s listening to.  Lucy replies, “No, Top Jimmy and the Rhythm Pigs!”  Clearly this is a new-age Lucy. Benny Goodman (1909-86) had been mentioned in all of Ball’s sitcoms:

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     In “The Publicity Agent” (ILL S1;E31) Lucy Ricardo reads that the Shah of Persia has a standing order for all Benny Goodman’s records, which inspires her disguise as the Maharincess of Franistan. 

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    In “Lucy the Music Lover” (TLS S1;E8) Lucy Carmichael prefers Benny Goodman over boring classical music when staging a benefit concert. 

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    Phil Harris’ clarinetist Ted Nash plays in the style of Benny Goodman in “Lucy Strikes Up the Band” (HL S6;E21) when Lucy Carter gets in the act.   

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    Pasadena
    had often been used as the punchline of jokes about its senior
    citizen population due to the popularity of the Jan and Dean song
    “Little Old Lady from Pasadena.”  In “Lucy Meets Liberace”
    (HL S2;E16)
    Liberace says of his light-up
    jacket: This’ll
    really turn them on in Pasadena!”

     

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    In “Lucy and the Ex-Con” (HL S1;E15) Lucy
    and Wally Cox go undercover as typical little old ladies named
    Abigail Throckmorton and Lydia Perkins. Cox adds “of
    the Pasadena Perkins’.”  

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    Coincidentally,
    actor William Holden was raised in South Pasadena and graduated high
    school there. Holden was the first celebrity guest-star on “I Love
    Lucy”
    when the show was set in Hollywood.  

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    Throughout
    the series, Lucille Ball indulges in physically comedy surrounding
    the hardware store’s shelf ladder on wheels. This same device was
    used by Lucy Carter in “Lucy, the American Mother” (HL S3;E7) when Lucy caused havoc in an otherwise quiet library.  

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    Another
    physical comedy bit involves shredding Curtis’ necktie in a
    hand-cranked pasta maker. Gale Gordon has lost a few ties to Lucy in
    the past.  In “Lucy and the Missing Stamp” (TLS S3;E14) Lucy
    accidentally sucks up Mr. Mooney’s tie in the hose of a Handy Dandy
    vacuum cleaner and Viv has to cut it free.  

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    Lucy Carter stapled a
    contract to Harry’s necktie in “Lucy, the Cement Worker” (HL S2;E10)
    and cut the document off with a scissors. 

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    She then converted his
    severed necktie into a bowtie!

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    Much
    to the chagrin of Curtis, Lucy has re-arranged the merchandise at the
    hardware store in alphabetical order. Filing has never been Lucy’s
    strong-suit. It frustrated Gale Gordon as Mr. Mooney and Harrison
    Carter!

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    When
    the industrial-sized fire extinguisher turns the hardware store into
    a virtual foam party, it is reminiscent of when Lucy Carter and Kim
    were engulfed by suds while shampooing pooches in “The Bow Wow
    Boutique” (HL S6;E5).
     

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    Foam also flooded Mr. Mooney’s office in “Lucy’s Substitute Secretary” (TLS S5;E14) when a rug shampoo machine runs amok!  


    This
    Day in Lucy History ~
    September 20th

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    • “Lucy
      and the Mountain Climber”
      (HL S4;E2) September 20, 1971
  • RIP Reverend Billy Graham (1918-2018) ~ who was mentioned in “Lucy and Johnny Carson” (HL S2;E11).

    Crashing dinner at the Brown Derby with Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon, Lucy Carter confuses a report by Walter Cronkite (left) about campus unrest with “The Tonight Show.”  Lucy then confuses an Ed Sullivan (center) routine about a boxing kangaroo with Carson’s monologue. As the final insult, Lucy confuses Johnny’s nightly sign off with that of the Reverend Billy Graham (right).  

    In the 1991 TV biopic Lucy and Desi: Before the Laughter, written by William Luce and Cynthia Cherbak, Lucy (Frances Fisher) asks Desi (Maurice Bernard), 

    “How come your little black book`s thicker than Billy Graham`s Bible?"  

  • CUT!  PRINT!  THAT’S A WRAP!

    A photo-revue farewell to “Here’s Lucy” (1968-1974)


    THANKS FOR READING!


  • Happy 90th Birthday to Frank Gorey, Lucille Ball’s friend and chauffeur (lower left).  He is surrounded by (left to right): Thomas J. Watson (writer), Lucie Arnaz, Wanda Clark (Lucille Ball’s personal secretary), and Michael Stern (writer).  

  • LUCY’S BEST (& THE REST)

    After 144 episodes of “Here’s Lucy”, here are my favorite and my least favorite episodes of the series.  Your level of enjoyment may vary!  

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    THE BEST: FIVE-HEART EPISODES (in order of broadcast)

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    “Lucy
    Visits Jack Benny”
    (S1;E2 ~ September 30, 1968)

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    The second episode aired, but possibly the first filmed, features the Arnaz’s neighbor and friend, Jack Benny, capitalizing on his miser persona.  The final moment introduces a tour bus driver named Ralph played by “the great one” Jackie Gleason!  Three TV comedy legends in one scene!  Baby, it’s the greatest! 


    “Lucy the Fixer” (S1;E14 ~ January 6, 1969)

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    Although the first act drags a bit, the second half is some of the best prop comedy Lucille Ball has done since “I Love Lucy”.  It is also a great example of the comic timing of Gale Gordon.  The technical feat of ruining the entire set must have taken some effort for production to pull off.  Oh, and there’s a live kitten.  What’s not to love?



    “Lucy
    and the Used Car Dealer”
    (S2;E9 ~ November 17, 1969)

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    This is a memorable episode. Lucy, Milton Berle and Gale Gordon all get to play dress-up and take on  funny and unusual characters. The writers’ dedication to Cheerful Charlie using as many ‘CH’ words as possible (see above) is silly but a lot of fun. This is one of the few times Berle played a character instead of himself. The period cars are also fun to see!   



    “Lucy
    Meets the Burtons”
    (S3;E1 ~ September 14, 1970)

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    It’s no mystery why this episode is so popular with so many. It combines two of Hollywood’s biggest stars, two of Lucy’s best gags, two of Lucy’s finest writers, one red-hot sitcom director, and the biggest bling in La La Land!  Lucille Ball knew she had a ratings juggernaut and saved the episode to start her third season. 



    “With
    Viv as a Friend, Who Needs an Enemy?”
    (S4;E23 ~ February 21, 1972)

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    Vivian Vance is a breath of fresh air on the series. She allows Lucy and Gale Gordon to relax and be at their best – even when she’s not in the scene. This is about as close to Lucy and Ethel as they have come since the early days of “The Lucy Show.” Sadly, except for a TV movie in which Vivian was impaired by her stroke, this is the last time. Vance looks glorious and her ‘haughty’ voice when angry with Lucy was never funnier. At the end of the episode, Lucy gets into the most convincing old lady get-up she’s yet worn on camera and Viv says she hopes to be around when Lucy really gets old. Sadly, Vance died ten years before Lucy and the two had precious little time together after this episode.



    “Lucy
    Goes to Prison”
    (S5;E18 ~ January 22, 1973)

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    This is a gem of an episode due to the zany comic presence of the inimitable Elsa Lanchester as wacky jailbird Mumsie Westcott. Lucy also surrounds herself with a perfectly cast ensemble of co-stars like reliable Roy Roberts as the Warden and the stone-faced Jody Gilbert as the Matron. Red is the New Black!  



    “Lucy
    Carter Meets Lucille Ball”
    (S6;E22 ~ March 4, 1974)

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    Usually, fantasy episodes are some of the worst in the “Lucyverse” but this is one of my favorites. After meeting virtually every star in Hollywood on three different series’, it’s only logical that Lucy should meet Lucy! A wonderful tribute to film and television star Lucille Ball that gets even more sentimental and sweet as time goes on. Saved for (nearly) last, this episode was mostly designed to promote “Mame”.  


    THE REST: ONE-HEART EPISODES (in order of broadcast)

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    “Lucy’s
    Safari”
    (S1;E22 ~ March 3, 1969)

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    This episode is more like a live action Saturday morning kids show than a primetime sitcom.  The premise is unbelievable, silly, and (worst of all) rarely funny. With all the show’s musical episodes, it is a shame that Lucille Ball wasted singer Howard Keel’s only appearance in a non-musical episode. 



    “Lucy
    and Ma Parker” (
    S3;E15 ~ December 21, 1970)

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    The scene where Lucy visits Ma Parker as part of the neighborhood welcome wagon feels like a satire or a sketch show – something Lucy and company might act out in one of their musical episodes, but lacks any sense of reality. Lucy behaves in a presentational manner as if she’s putting on an act. I suppose that is what she felt necessary to pull off the premise of not recognizing adult little people in costumes. But when she mistakes actual machine gun fire for cork bullets and lifts a big man over her head, well… so much for Lucille Ball’s credo of sticking close to the truth. The final scene when Lucy impersonates Parker is missing one key element – the ‘real’ Ma Parker (Carole Cook)!  Additionally, some of the comedy in this episode is derived from insulting remarks and jokes about little people. In 1970 the term ‘midget’ was still socially acceptable.  Worse yet, this was the biggest role of Carole Cook’s appearances. 



    “Lucy
    in the Jungle”
    (S4;E13 ~ December 6, 1971)

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    Although not quite as bad as “Lucy’s Safari” (S1;E22), this episode is basically just Lucy interacting with live animals (including a real lion!) which was better done in “Lucy, the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15). The lion got another chance in the series finale!


    “Lucy is a Bird-Sitter” (S6;E15 ~ January 7, 1974)

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    I imagine the concept of this show was to get Lucy to imitate a pigeon just as she imitated a chicken on “I Love Lucy.” She does. Gale Gordon does. Arte Johnson does (and does it best). Only Lucie and Mary Jane escape the indignity. A truly bad episode that has Johnson trying too hard, Lucy and Harry at each other’s throats (literally) and pigeons… lots of pigeons. Creating fictional animals hasn’t been this problematic since the dreaded Gorboona… an equally awful episode.  


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  • BLOOPERS, GOOFS & WTFS!

    Like any TV show, “Here’s Lucy” had its share of technical and character mistakes – from the barely noticeable to the things that made viewers say “Huh?” 


    YOU CRACK ME UP!

    Lucille Ball rarely dropped character – but in this case Phil Harris ad libbed a line that caused Lucy to laugh out loud. The pair had trouble getting back to the script without laughing. 

    After being pummeled with the purse of a door-to-door cosmetics saleswoman, Gale Gordon ad libbed the line “I’m glad she wasn’t selling door knobs!”  Lucille Ball and Lucie Arnaz both laugh, with Lucy turning away for a moment to get her composure.  


    SCRIPT DISCREPANCIES

    Say Uncle!  In an early episode, Kim and Craig called Harry their favorite uncle.  Lucy adds that he’s their ONLY uncle!  In season 3, however, we met Herb Hinkley (Alan Oppenheimer), Lucy’s brother!

    Surf’s Up!  In the second episode, Craig packs his surfboard for a trip to Palm Springs.  In a later episode, Lucy refuses to buy Craig a surfboard because it is too dangerous!  

    Where?  There were two references to Harry and the town of Borrego Springs, California. Borrego Springs is a desert community located outside of San Diego where Gale Gordon built a ranch in 1949. He was later appointed Honorary Mayor of the town, a position he held until 1974.  However, the town is 150 miles from Los Angeles, where Harry works and lives!  


    ACTOR ERROR: THEY’RE ONLY HUMAN!

    Lucy nearly loses her footing on this rock!  Tony Randall reaches out to steady her, but by that time Lucy is on firmer ground. 

    While dancing on a bar, the dancer on the left made a sweeping arm movement where her hand hit the framed picture and cut her hand!  She continued with the routine with a bloody finger, even sliding down the pole!  

    Gale Gordon perspired – a lot!  

    This often caused his pancake make-up to rub off on his wardrobe. 

    Mary Wickes (as Sister Paula) tries to take a bow with a huge drum strapped to her habit.  She nearly falls over!  For the second bow, she steadies herself on the piano behind her.


    ONLY ON TV!

    A group of penguins escape from the zoo and follow Lucy (dressed in a penguin suit) all over town.  But penguins are flightless birds, so how they managed to go from the floor to the top of a serving cart with no help is anyone’s guess!

    A rare (but fictional) ape called the Gorboona is loose in the Topanga Canyon!  For some reason, the California location resembles the jungles of South America!  

    While cruising to Hawaii, Harry listens to the radio.  It must be an extremely strong signal to reach the middle of the Pacific Ocean! 


    PROPS! 

    Even before Lucy cracks opens this split of sparkling wine, it seems to be only ¾ full!  

    The chair in this cell gets jostled and tilts precariously – not falling to the floor – but we’re obsessed that it might!

    The daily papers!  But what day?  

    During a struggle, Lucy’s cane falls to the floor and gets dangerously underfoot.  Gale Gordon thinks fast and back-kicks it away from the other actors! 

    A pencil rolls off the desk!  Reta Shaw tries to grab it, but it hits the floor – and stays there!  

    Lucy tries to quickly close the drapes – but they won’t cooperate!  The shade gets caught in the drapery and Lucy has to do some quick adjusting!

    Whoever arranged these file boxes didn’t mind their P’s and Q’s! 

    Rather than fuss with a long microphone cord, Art Linkletter simply tucks the cord into his jacket pocket!  Where is it plugged in????

    Every home has a thermostat, right?  This one only appeared for one episode and was never seen again!  

    While Lucy, Kim, and Carol Burnett are touring a movie soundstage, this costume display is the only one not mentioned in the dialogue!  It looks like Charleton Heston’s Roman armor from “Ben Hur” – but we’ll never know for sure! 

    When Harry disguises himself as a Southern Colonel (no, not the chicken-fryer), his walking stick knocks his hat to the floor. Gale Gordon doesn’t bother to pick it up, knowing that by the end of the scene, he’ll lose not only his hat, but his wig, too!


    WARDROBE (and MAKE-UP) MALFUNCTIONS!

    During a dance number, Lucy’s long tresses get momentarily caught in Harry’s gold laurel leaves!  They dis-entangle fairly quickly. 

    This undercover detective’s mustache comes half off during his arrest of Joey Grapefruit!  

    When Lucy disguises herself with a black wig, the script dictates that it gets knocked off revealing her red hair.  Lucille Ball had tapes on her temples that she was supposed to quickly pull off when going to pick up the wig – but the one over her right ear stayed on a bit longer than she expected! 

    When Lucille Ball had to balance three trunks on her head, a foam ring was created for her comfort and to assure her wig wasn’t crushed for the remainder of the scene. Unfortunately, the foam ring falls to the ground in full sight when the trunks are removed!

    This same goof happened again when Lucy plopped a package of meat on the butcher’s head!  When he removed it, the item that helped it stay on his head fell to the floor – and Lucille Ball watches it fall, but doesn’t pick it up in order not to draw attention to it.  It stays on the floor for the rest of the scene!


    TECHNICAL TROUBLE!

    One of the most common technical errors on “Here’s Lucy” was framing the shot!  In many episodes the viewers could momentarily see where the wall-to-wall carpeting stopped and the cement floor of the studio began!  

    Here, there were not two, but three different floors visible!  

    In one episode, for the sake of a trap door gag – Lucy’s living room wall-to-wall carpet disappeared entirely!

    For dance numbers, spacing marks were usually on the floor as well.  Here the marble floor effect AND the spacing lines are visible!

    Sometimes, even the top of the set was also visible! 

    And in some wide shots – both

    Lighting instruments occasionally found their way into the shot!

    This standing instrument was not as big a goof as you might think – since the ship was on the set of a movie!

    But certainly this crew member was not supposed to be in the shot!  

    When doing blue-screen effects, it is important that no wires sag into the frame! 

    A crew member is wondering what became of that roll of duct tape!  

    Although Lucy is supposed to be being dragged along the floor by a runaway polisher, here the low dolly she is lying on is clearly visible!

    As are the wires that drag her down the hallway!  (Look closely!)

    The wires were also visible when Lucy lifted this beefy barfly above her head!

    A taught (but barely perceptible) cable kept this ‘trained’ lion in check! 

    Probably the biggest and most obvious goof happened not once – but twice!  Ladders stenciled with LBP (Lucille Ball Productions) were used on camera!  

    Match Game ‘69! These medium and long shots on location at the Air Force Academy were clearly done on different days. The snow on the ground and the cars in the background give it away!  

    Come into the Light!  Is this sloppy staging, bad lighting, or has Mary Jane Croft missed her mark?  We’ll never know for sure but she’s clearly in the dark about something!


    MISCELLANEOUS ERRORS! 

    Spelling Bee!  The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are known as “Mounties” not “Mountys”!   

    This newspaper ad mistakes Craig for Little Ricky!  

    Et tu, DVD?  Lucy Loses, not Looses!

    Somebody tried to create an IMDB listing for a non-existent episode!  This sort of thing gets my goat!  Not on my watch, fella, not on my watch!  

    The first prize in the episode was actually a brand new car (with an 8-track player)!  I guess the press department worked from an earlier script and didn’t screen the show before writing this press release! 

    An inadvertent framing error recalls a previous episode!  The devil made them do it!