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LUCY GETS HER WIRES CROSSED
S1;E4
~ October 18, 1986
[Photos © Getty Images]

Directed
by Peter Baldwin ~ Written by Linda Morris and Vic RauseoSynopsis
With
competition from other hardware stores, Lucy gets Curtis booked on a
morning TV show as Mr. Fix-It. Lucy goes along as his helper and
ends up gluing herself to everyone!Regular
Cast
Lucille
Ball (Lucy
Barker), Gale
Gordon (Curtis
McGibbon), Ann
Dusenberry
(Margo Barker McGibbon), Larry
Anderson
(Ted McGibbon), Jenny
Lewis
(Becky McGibbon), Philip
Amelio
(Kevin McGibbon), Donovan
Scott
(Leonard Stoner)
[For
biographies of the Regular Cast, see “One Good Grandparent Deserves
Another” (S1;E1)]Guest
Cast
Dick
Gautier (Fred
Dunlap) appeared as Conrad Birdie in Bye
Bye Birdie
on Broadway in 1960. He began his screen acting in 1963 and is best
remembered for playing Hymie on “Get Smart” (1966-68). He did
extensive voice over work until his death in early 2017 at age 85.Fred
Dunlap is the host of TV’s “Wake Up Pasadena.”D.D. Howard (Stacy Reynolds) began her screen career in 1981 playing Corinne on “Happy Days.” In 2000, she began doing voice work.
Stacy Reynolds is the co-host of “Wake Up Pasadena.” Her character name is listed in the end credits but is never used in the episode.
Reva Rose (Customer) was ironically best known for her portrayal of another famous Lucy, Charlie Brown’s nemesis in the original off-Broadway 1967 musical You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. On TV she was seen as Marcy on “That Girl” and Blanche on “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.”
Kellie Martin (Patty Durell) also plays Patty in the un-aired “Life With Lucy” episode “World’s Greatest Grandma.” She played Becca Thatcher on “Life Goes On” (1989-93) and Lucy Knight on “ER” (1998-2000).
The last name of Becky’s friend Patty is not used here, but disclosed in “World’s Greatest Grandma.”
Brad
Gorman
(“Wake Up Pasadena” Stage Manager) began his TV acting with an
episode of “Alice” in 1977 and also was briefly seen in the
Steven Spielberg film 1941.Tom
Williams (Fly
Voice Over, uncredited) is an actor and voice artists who worked
extensively on “Adam-12” (1968-71). This is second of his three
voice roles on “Life With Lucy.” He also provided a dog bark and
the honk of a wounded goose! Williams retired in 2010.The
cameraman and one other crew person on “Wake Up Pasadena” are played
by uncredited background performers.

This
was the third episode filmed, but it was aired fourth.This
is the first of two episodes written by producers Linda
Morris and Vic Rauseo.
They later won four Primetime Emmy Awards for their writing on
“Frasier” (1994-96).
On
October 18, 1986, “Life With Lucy” was up against the CBS drama
“Downtown” and the World Series pre-game show on NBC. “Life With Lucy” lost its time slot to the baseball game, but did
manage to edge out “Downtown” by a slim margin.
Like “Life With Lucy,” “Downtown” will be canceled before
the end of the year.Lucy: “Our business died and went to Hardware Heaven.”

The family is affected by a contagious bout of insomnia:
- Curtis
and Lucy can’t sleep because they are worried about business since a
chain store named Hardware Heaven opened a nearby branch. - Ted
can’t sleep because he’s worried that he won’t be able to get a job
after graduating law school. - Margo
can’t sleep because Ted can’t sleep. - Jenny
can’t sleep because she’s afraid her friend Patty will stay mad at
her. - And
Kevin can’t sleep because he’s afraid
“Miami Vice”
will be canceled before he’s old enough to watch it! (Kevin needn’t
have worried; the hit show had begun two years earlier and would run
until 1990. The
Florida-based crime drama was aired on Friday nights on NBC.)

To drum up business, old-school Curtis
has potholders made that say “When
your home repair problem is too hot to handle.”Leonard: (to a Customer) “Today we have a special: a two-for-one sale. You buy any two items, and I for one will be thrilled!”

Curtis
says that people tell him that he resembles Mr.
Whipple.
This is a reference to a character created by Dick Wilson in
advertisements for Charmin toilet paper that ran from 1964 to 1990.
Mr. Whipple was a supermarket clerk who chided customers not to
squeeze the Charmin. Gale Gordon and Dick Wilson did indeed have a
similar look. Although Wilson and Gordon never worked together,
Wilson did two episodes of the “Westinghouse-Desilu Playhouse” in
the late 1950s. He died in 2007.
Lucy
(to
Curtis): “Let
grandma be on television!”
Lucille
Ball does some physical comedy by chasing an unseen (but audibly
buzzing) fly around the hardware store and then battling an out-of-control
lounge chair she claims to have just repaired.
When
Lucy’s legs are like rubber after bouncing around in the
malfunctioning lounger, Ball’s husband Gary
Morton’s
guffaw can be clearly heard from the studio audience. Morton was also
frequently heard laughing on the soundtrack of many “Here’s Lucy”
episodes. When
Lucy leans against the mantle for support, photographs of
Lucille Ball as a baby have been used for set decoration.
Instead
of giving a vocal shout-outs to her grandchildren on television, Lucy
tells them she will do what Carol Burnett does when she says hello to
her grandmother – tug on her ear. Carol
Burnett
appeared frequently on both “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy”
and one episode took place in the audience of “The Carol Burnett
Show” where Burnett tugged on her ear, just as she did on each of
her television shows. In return for her appearances on Ball’s shows,
Lucille would reciprocate by appearing on Burnett’s.Lucy
gives the address of M&B Hardware as 7207
Hill Street, Pasadena, California, 91106.
While there is a Hill Street in the Chinatown district of Los
Angeles, it is several miles from the Pasadena City limits.
Lucy
and Curtis use Wacky Glue (“the
strongest adhesive on the market”)
to fix a lamp on live TV. This is a fictional version of the widely
advertised Krazy Glue.In
the comic finale of the episode, Lucy tugs on her ear as a signal to
her grandkids right after applying the wacky glue, thereby gluing her
fingers to her ear. When Curtis tries to help, he also gets stuck.
Ditto Fred and Stacey, all glued together in an awkward clump. Lucy
insists on demonstrating that the lamp works and it short circuits,
causing a blackout in the studio! This fulfills the promise of the title.


Lucy says that she hasn’t seen promotional potholders since Wendell Wilkie ran for President. In “Lucy and the Used Car Salesman” (HL S2;E9) Kim is searching between the sofa cushions for spare change and finds a ‘Win With Willkie’ button. Wendell Lewis Willkie (1892–1944) was the 1940 Republican nominee for President defeated by Franklin Roosevelt. Later in the episode Harry (Gale Gordon) asks if anyone has seen his Willkie button!

Lucy
trying to swat an invisible (but audible) fly hearkens back to “Job
Switching” (ILL S2;E1) in which chocolate-dipper Lucy Ricardo followed a fly with
her eyes while her hands were in wet chocolate. When she went to
swat the fly, she slapped the face of her co-worker with a hand
covered in gooey chocolate.
Lucy
also chased an invisible insect in “Lucy and the Runaway Butterfly”
(TLS S1;E29).
A broken lamp was the springboard for the total destruction of
Harry’s living room in “Lucy the Fixer” (HL S1;E14). In the end,
amidst the rubble, they realize the lamp wasn’t plugged in!
A continually broken lamp doesn’t seem to bother Fred Mertz (William Frawley) on “I Love Lucy,”
even when it threatens to scorch his bald head!
Like Fred
Dunlop and Stacey Reynolds of “Wake
Up Pasadena,” Lucy Ricardo and Paul Douglas co-hosted a morning show called
“The Early Bird Show” in a 1959 episode of "The
Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.”
This
Day in Lucy History ~ October 18th
“Lucy
Cries Wolf”
(ILL S4;E3) – October 18, 1954
“Lucy
the Stunt Man”
(TLS S4;E5) – October 18, 1965
“Lucy
Makes a Few Extra Dollars”
(HL S4;E5) – October 18, 19711986, ABC, Ann Dusenberry, Brad Gorman, Carol Burnett, D.D. Howard, Dick Gautier, Donovan Scott, Downtown, Gale Gordon, Gary Morton, Jenny Lewis, Kelly Martin, Larry Anderson, Life With Lucy, Linda Morris, Lucille Ball, Miami Vice, Pasadena, Peter Baldwin, Philip Amelio, Reva Rose, Tom Williams, tv, Vic Rauseo, Wendell Willkie - Curtis
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RIP Nanette Fabray ~ Who starred with Lucille Ball in the 1974 teleplay “Happy Anniversary and Goodbye”. She was 97 years old.
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LUCY AND THE GUARD GOOSE
Unaired Episode {originally scheduled for broadcast November 22, 1986}

[Photos
©
Getty Images]

Directed
by Peter Baldwin ~ Written by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn MartinSynopsis
When
the M&B Hardware is robbed, Lucy rents a goose to guard the
store!Regular
CastLucille
Ball (Lucy
Barker), Gale
Gordon (Curtis
McGibbon), Ann
Dusenberry
(Margo Barker McGibbon), Larry
Anderson
(Ted McGibbon), Jenny
Lewis
(Becky McGibbon), Philip
Amelio
(Kevin McGibbon), Donovan
Scott
(Leonard Stoner)[For
biographies of the Regular Cast, see “One Good Grandparent Deserves
Another” (S1;E1)]Guest
Cast
Charles
Levin (Sergeant
Green) made his screen debut in Woody Allen’s Annie
Hall
(1977) and was also seen in Allen’s
Manhattan (1979).
He had recurring roles on “Alice” (as Elliott Novak), “Hill
Street Blues” (as Eddie Gregg), and “Capital News” (as Vinnie
DeSalvo).
Lou
Cuttell (Charlie
Zellman) made his screen debut on a 1964 episode of “The Dick Van
Dyke Show.” He was recently part of the company of improv
performers featured on “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers.” He
retired in 2010 at the age of 80.Charlie
Zellman rents guard geese.
Oliver
(Guard Goose)Tom
Williams (Crying
Goose Voice Over, uncredited) is an actor and voice artists who
worked extensively on “Adam-12” (1968-71). This is the first of
his three voice roles on “Life With Lucy.” He will also provide
a dog bark and the buzzing of a fly! Williams retired in 2010.Williams
only did the cry of the wounded and recovering Oliver. A recorded
honk was used for Oliver’s other vocalizations.

This
was the second episode filmed, but in order to fight the expected
ratings drop after the series premiere, it was decided to move the
episode guest-starring John Ritter (filmed fourth) to second and save
this one for later in the run. It was scheduled to air November 22,
1986 but the series was canceled before it could air. ABC moved a
half-hour series called “Sidekicks” from Fridays into Lucy’s
Saturday night time slot. The episode of “Sidekicks” that aired
on November 22, 1986 starred Keye Luke, who had guest starred on
“Here’s Lucy” in 1972.
As
the episode opens, Margo is telling her family her dream about
Bruce Springsteen. Kevin says he likes the dream his mother had
about doing the tango with Tip O’Neill. Later in the episode, Margo
is woken from a dream where Mick Jagger wanted her to join his group.
She replied “Mick.
You can’t always get what you want.”
“You
Can’t Always Get What You Want”
is a song by the
Rolling Stones
written by Jagger
and
Keith
Richards. It was named the 100th greatest song of all time by Rolling
Stone magazine.
Lucille
Ball makes her entrance three minutes into the episode to loud and continued applause from the studio audience.
After
Lucy’s stern warning about the cholesterol in eggs, Curtis reveals
his father (who ate eggs every day) lived to the age of 96. Lucy’s healthy breakfast consists of bran, granola, wheat germ, and dried bananas.Kevin:
“You
know what humbug is?”
“
Ted:
“No,
what is it?”
Kevin:
“A
bug who can’t remember the words! (laughs) Sometimes I crack myself
up.”
Leonard
states historical precedence for using geese as guards and he is
correct. Guard
geese have been used throughout history, and in modern times. In
ancient Rome, sacred
geese were kept as guardians in the temple of Juno. While the Roman
soldiers and watch dogs slept, Juno’s sacred geese warned Rome of the
Gallic attack in 390 BC.
On
modern farms, geese are said to be good deterrents to predators of
other domestic fowl and snakes. They are reported to have been used
to guard US Air
Defense Command installations
in Germany, Ballantine’s
Distillery in
Dumbarton, Scotland, and to protect a police station in Xinjiang,
China.The
episode uses and exterior shot of M&B Hardware at night. The exterior was actually a vacant storefront located directly across the street from what is now the Warner Hollywood Studios, a couple of blocks west of the corner of Santa Monica and LaBrea Avenue in Hollywood.Curtis says he’s been in business for 36 years and never had a robbery. This establishes the founding of M&B Hardware in 1950, the year before “I Love Lucy” began airing.

Lucy
says she tried to call Charlie Zellman about Oliver, but got his
machine and had to listen to Frankie Laine singing “I
must go where the wild goose goes.”
“The
Cry of the Wild Goose”
is a 1950
song
written
by Terry
Gilkyson
and made famous by Laine. The song was later covered by Lucy favorite Tennessee
Ernie Ford.
After
Curtis throws a phone at Oliver, Lucy takes him home to nurse him
back to health where she remembers that her daughter Margo is
allergic to down feathers.Trying
to soothe Oliver, Harry sings “On
the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…. One roasted
goose!”
Harry is paraphrasing “The
Twelve Days of Christmas,”
an English Christmas
carol
published
in 1780 as a chant or rhyme without music. Traditionally, geese are
part of the sixth day refrain: “Six
geese a-laying.”
As
Lucy, Curtis, and Ted each tussle with the unseen Oliver through the
kitchen door, a few goose feathers blow through the doorway into the
living room, a nice touch from production.


Using
animals for human work was explored by Lucy Carmichael when she
rented sheep to mow her lawn in a 1962 episode of “The Lucy Show.”
Although
they were mostly in the background, geese were also featured in “Lucy
Discovers Wayne Newton” (TLS S4;E14) in 1965.
Harry
blusters about a policeman never being around when you need them
while Sergeant Green is standing just behind him. Lucy Ricardo (with
a loving cup stuck on her head) said something similar about the men in
blue when standing next to one on a Brooklyn subway platform.
On
“The Lucy Show” Danfield had two Hardware Stores. Early episodes
mentioned McClay’s Hardware (named after Howard McClay, Lucille
Ball’s long-time publicist) and later William Schallert played the
proprietor (and softball coach) who ran Cresant’s Hardware (above).
When
Lucy Carter tries to prevent being robbed, she concocts a Rube
Goldberg-like series of traps for the burglar – but no live animals
were involved!
This
Day in Lucy History {had this episode aired as planned on November
22, 1986}
“Lucy’s
Mother-In-Law”
(ILL S4;E8) ~ November 22, 1954
“Lucy
and the Undercover Agent” (TLS S4;E10) ~ November 22, 1965
“Ginger
Rogers Comes to Tea”
(HL S4;E11) ~ November 22, 19711986, ABC, Ann Dusenberry, Bob Carroll Jr., Bruce Springsteen, Charles Levin, Donovan Scott, Gale Gordon, Goose, guard goose, Here’s Lucy, I love lucy, Jenny Lewis, Larry Anderson, Life With Lucy, Lou Cuttell, Lucille Ball, Madelyn Davis, Mick Jagger, Peter Baldwin, Philip Amelio, The Cry of the Wild Goose, The Lucy Show, The Twelve Days of Christmas, TIp O’Neill, Tom Williams, tv, You Can’t Always Get What You Want -

RIP Reverend Billy Graham (1918-2018) ~ who was mentioned in “Lucy and Johnny Carson” (HL S2;E11).
Crashing dinner at the Brown Derby with Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon, Lucy Carter confuses a report by Walter Cronkite (left) about campus unrest with “The Tonight Show.” Lucy then confuses an Ed Sullivan (center) routine about a boxing kangaroo with Carson’s monologue. As the final insult, Lucy confuses Johnny’s nightly sign off with that of the Reverend Billy Graham (right).
In the 1991 TV biopic Lucy and Desi: Before the Laughter, written by William Luce and Cynthia Cherbak, Lucy (Frances Fisher) asks Desi (Maurice Bernard),
“How come your little black book`s thicker than Billy Graham`s Bible?"
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Happy 90th Birthday to Frank Gorey, Lucille Ball’s friend and chauffeur (lower left). He is surrounded by (left to right): Thomas J. Watson (writer), Lucie Arnaz, Wanda Clark (Lucille Ball’s personal secretary), and Michael Stern (writer).
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LUCY’S BEST (& THE REST)
After 144 episodes of “Here’s Lucy”, here are my favorite and my least favorite episodes of the series. Your level of enjoyment may vary!

THE BEST: FIVE-HEART EPISODES (in order of broadcast)

“Lucy
Visits Jack Benny” (S1;E2 ~ September 30, 1968)
The second episode aired, but possibly the first filmed, features the Arnaz’s neighbor and friend, Jack Benny, capitalizing on his miser persona. The final moment introduces a tour bus driver named Ralph played by “the great one” Jackie Gleason! Three TV comedy legends in one scene! Baby, it’s the greatest!
“Lucy the Fixer” (S1;E14 ~ January 6, 1969)

Although the first act drags a bit, the second half is some of the best prop comedy Lucille Ball has done since “I Love Lucy”. It is also a great example of the comic timing of Gale Gordon. The technical feat of ruining the entire set must have taken some effort for production to pull off. Oh, and there’s a live kitten. What’s not to love?
“Lucy
and the Used Car Dealer” (S2;E9 ~ November 17, 1969)
This is a memorable episode. Lucy, Milton Berle and Gale Gordon all get to play dress-up and take on funny and unusual characters. The writers’ dedication to Cheerful Charlie using as many ‘CH’ words as possible (see above) is silly but a lot of fun. This is one of the few times Berle played a character instead of himself. The period cars are also fun to see!
“Lucy
Meets the Burtons” (S3;E1 ~ September 14, 1970)
It’s no mystery why this episode is so popular with so many. It combines two of Hollywood’s biggest stars, two of Lucy’s best gags, two of Lucy’s finest writers, one red-hot sitcom director, and the biggest bling in La La Land! Lucille Ball knew she had a ratings juggernaut and saved the episode to start her third season.
“With
Viv as a Friend, Who Needs an Enemy?” (S4;E23 ~ February 21, 1972)
Vivian Vance is a breath of fresh air on the series. She allows Lucy and Gale Gordon to relax and be at their best – even when she’s not in the scene. This is about as close to Lucy and Ethel as they have come since the early days of “The Lucy Show.” Sadly, except for a TV movie in which Vivian was impaired by her stroke, this is the last time. Vance looks glorious and her ‘haughty’ voice when angry with Lucy was never funnier. At the end of the episode, Lucy gets into the most convincing old lady get-up she’s yet worn on camera and Viv says she hopes to be around when Lucy really gets old. Sadly, Vance died ten years before Lucy and the two had precious little time together after this episode.
“Lucy
Goes to Prison” (S5;E18 ~ January 22, 1973)
This is a gem of an episode due to the zany comic presence of the inimitable Elsa Lanchester as wacky jailbird Mumsie Westcott. Lucy also surrounds herself with a perfectly cast ensemble of co-stars like reliable Roy Roberts as the Warden and the stone-faced Jody Gilbert as the Matron. Red is the New Black!
“Lucy
Carter Meets Lucille Ball” (S6;E22 ~ March 4, 1974)
Usually, fantasy episodes are some of the worst in the “Lucyverse” but this is one of my favorites. After meeting virtually every star in Hollywood on three different series’, it’s only logical that Lucy should meet Lucy! A wonderful tribute to film and television star Lucille Ball that gets even more sentimental and sweet as time goes on. Saved for (nearly) last, this episode was mostly designed to promote “Mame”.
THE REST: ONE-HEART EPISODES (in order of broadcast)

“Lucy’s
Safari” (S1;E22 ~ March 3, 1969)
This episode is more like a live action Saturday morning kids show than a primetime sitcom. The premise is unbelievable, silly, and (worst of all) rarely funny. With all the show’s musical episodes, it is a shame that Lucille Ball wasted singer Howard Keel’s only appearance in a non-musical episode.
“Lucy
and Ma Parker” (S3;E15 ~ December 21, 1970)
The scene where Lucy visits Ma Parker as part of the neighborhood welcome wagon feels like a satire or a sketch show – something Lucy and company might act out in one of their musical episodes, but lacks any sense of reality. Lucy behaves in a presentational manner as if she’s putting on an act. I suppose that is what she felt necessary to pull off the premise of not recognizing adult little people in costumes. But when she mistakes actual machine gun fire for cork bullets and lifts a big man over her head, well… so much for Lucille Ball’s credo of sticking close to the truth. The final scene when Lucy impersonates Parker is missing one key element – the ‘real’ Ma Parker (Carole Cook)! Additionally, some of the comedy in this episode is derived from insulting remarks and jokes about little people. In 1970 the term ‘midget’ was still socially acceptable. Worse yet, this was the biggest role of Carole Cook’s appearances.
“Lucy
in the Jungle” (S4;E13 ~ December 6, 1971)
Although not quite as bad as “Lucy’s Safari” (S1;E22), this episode is basically just Lucy interacting with live animals (including a real lion!) which was better done in “Lucy, the Helpful Mother” (S2;E15). The lion got another chance in the series finale!
“Lucy is a Bird-Sitter” (S6;E15 ~ January 7, 1974)

I imagine the concept of this show was to get Lucy to imitate a pigeon just as she imitated a chicken on “I Love Lucy.” She does. Gale Gordon does. Arte Johnson does (and does it best). Only Lucie and Mary Jane escape the indignity. A truly bad episode that has Johnson trying too hard, Lucy and Harry at each other’s throats (literally) and pigeons… lots of pigeons. Creating fictional animals hasn’t been this problematic since the dreaded Gorboona… an equally awful episode.

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BLOOPERS, GOOFS & WTFS!
Like any TV show, “Here’s Lucy” had its share of technical and character mistakes – from the barely noticeable to the things that made viewers say “Huh?”
YOU CRACK ME UP!

Lucille Ball rarely dropped character – but in this case Phil Harris ad libbed a line that caused Lucy to laugh out loud. The pair had trouble getting back to the script without laughing.

After being pummeled with the purse of a door-to-door cosmetics saleswoman, Gale Gordon ad libbed the line “I’m glad she wasn’t selling door knobs!” Lucille Ball and Lucie Arnaz both laugh, with Lucy turning away for a moment to get her composure.
SCRIPT DISCREPANCIES

Say Uncle! In an early episode, Kim and Craig called Harry their favorite uncle. Lucy adds that he’s their ONLY uncle! In season 3, however, we met Herb Hinkley (Alan Oppenheimer), Lucy’s brother!

Surf’s Up! In the second episode, Craig packs his surfboard for a trip to Palm Springs. In a later episode, Lucy refuses to buy Craig a surfboard because it is too dangerous!

Where? There were two references to Harry and the town of Borrego Springs, California. Borrego Springs is a desert community located outside of San Diego where Gale Gordon built a ranch in 1949. He was later appointed Honorary Mayor of the town, a position he held until 1974. However, the town is 150 miles from Los Angeles, where Harry works and lives!
ACTOR ERROR: THEY’RE ONLY HUMAN!

Lucy nearly loses her footing on this rock! Tony Randall reaches out to steady her, but by that time Lucy is on firmer ground.

While dancing on a bar, the dancer on the left made a sweeping arm movement where her hand hit the framed picture and cut her hand! She continued with the routine with a bloody finger, even sliding down the pole!

Gale Gordon perspired – a lot!

This often caused his pancake make-up to rub off on his wardrobe.

Mary Wickes (as Sister Paula) tries to take a bow with a huge drum strapped to her habit. She nearly falls over! For the second bow, she steadies herself on the piano behind her.
ONLY ON TV!

A group of penguins escape from the zoo and follow Lucy (dressed in a penguin suit) all over town. But penguins are flightless birds, so how they managed to go from the floor to the top of a serving cart with no help is anyone’s guess!

A rare (but fictional) ape called the Gorboona is loose in the Topanga Canyon! For some reason, the California location resembles the jungles of South America!

While cruising to Hawaii, Harry listens to the radio. It must be an extremely strong signal to reach the middle of the Pacific Ocean!
PROPS!

Even before Lucy cracks opens this split of sparkling wine, it seems to be only ¾ full!

The chair in this cell gets jostled and tilts precariously – not falling to the floor – but we’re obsessed that it might!

The daily papers! But what day?

During a struggle, Lucy’s cane falls to the floor and gets dangerously underfoot. Gale Gordon thinks fast and back-kicks it away from the other actors!

A pencil rolls off the desk! Reta Shaw tries to grab it, but it hits the floor – and stays there!

Lucy tries to quickly close the drapes – but they won’t cooperate! The shade gets caught in the drapery and Lucy has to do some quick adjusting!

Whoever arranged these file boxes didn’t mind their P’s and Q’s!

Rather than fuss with a long microphone cord, Art Linkletter simply tucks the cord into his jacket pocket! Where is it plugged in????

Every home has a thermostat, right? This one only appeared for one episode and was never seen again!

While Lucy, Kim, and Carol Burnett are touring a movie soundstage, this costume display is the only one not mentioned in the dialogue! It looks like Charleton Heston’s Roman armor from “Ben Hur” – but we’ll never know for sure!

When Harry disguises himself as a Southern Colonel (no, not the chicken-fryer), his walking stick knocks his hat to the floor. Gale Gordon doesn’t bother to pick it up, knowing that by the end of the scene, he’ll lose not only his hat, but his wig, too!
WARDROBE (and MAKE-UP) MALFUNCTIONS!

During a dance number, Lucy’s long tresses get momentarily caught in Harry’s gold laurel leaves! They dis-entangle fairly quickly.

This undercover detective’s mustache comes half off during his arrest of Joey Grapefruit!

When Lucy disguises herself with a black wig, the script dictates that it gets knocked off revealing her red hair. Lucille Ball had tapes on her temples that she was supposed to quickly pull off when going to pick up the wig – but the one over her right ear stayed on a bit longer than she expected!

When Lucille Ball had to balance three trunks on her head, a foam ring was created for her comfort and to assure her wig wasn’t crushed for the remainder of the scene. Unfortunately, the foam ring falls to the ground in full sight when the trunks are removed!

This same goof happened again when Lucy plopped a package of meat on the butcher’s head! When he removed it, the item that helped it stay on his head fell to the floor – and Lucille Ball watches it fall, but doesn’t pick it up in order not to draw attention to it. It stays on the floor for the rest of the scene!
TECHNICAL TROUBLE!

One of the most common technical errors on “Here’s Lucy” was framing the shot! In many episodes the viewers could momentarily see where the wall-to-wall carpeting stopped and the cement floor of the studio began!

Here, there were not two, but three different floors visible!

In one episode, for the sake of a trap door gag – Lucy’s living room wall-to-wall carpet disappeared entirely!

For dance numbers, spacing marks were usually on the floor as well. Here the marble floor effect AND the spacing lines are visible!

Sometimes, even the top of the set was also visible!

And in some wide shots – both!

Lighting instruments occasionally found their way into the shot!

This standing instrument was not as big a goof as you might think – since the ship was on the set of a movie!

But certainly this crew member was not supposed to be in the shot!


When doing blue-screen effects, it is important that no wires sag into the frame!

A crew member is wondering what became of that roll of duct tape!

Although Lucy is supposed to be being dragged along the floor by a runaway polisher, here the low dolly she is lying on is clearly visible!

As are the wires that drag her down the hallway! (Look closely!)


The wires were also visible when Lucy lifted this beefy barfly above her head!

A taught (but barely perceptible) cable kept this ‘trained’ lion in check!

Probably the biggest and most obvious goof happened not once – but twice! Ladders stenciled with LBP (Lucille Ball Productions) were used on camera!

Match Game ‘69! These medium and long shots on location at the Air Force Academy were clearly done on different days. The snow on the ground and the cars in the background give it away!

Come into the Light! Is this sloppy staging, bad lighting, or has Mary Jane Croft missed her mark? We’ll never know for sure but she’s clearly in the dark about something!
MISCELLANEOUS ERRORS!

Spelling Bee! The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are known as “Mounties” not “Mountys”!

This newspaper ad mistakes Craig for Little Ricky!

Et tu, DVD? Lucy Loses, not Looses!

Somebody tried to create an IMDB listing for a non-existent episode! This sort of thing gets my goat! Not on my watch, fella, not on my watch!

The first prize in the episode was actually a brand new car (with an 8-track player)! I guess the press department worked from an earlier script and didn’t screen the show before writing this press release!

An inadvertent framing error recalls a previous episode! The devil made them do it!





























































