ODDS & ENDS!

Some of the weird (yet wonderful) screenshots from “Here’s Lucy” that defy classification!  

I spy with my little eye(s)… the weirdest and worst disguises in television history!  

Why is Lucy carrying a wax figure of Lawrence Welk, and why is he holding a purse?  

I’m not lyin’ – that’s a lion – about to eat a chauffeur.  A real lion; not a real chauffeur. 

Snap!  Somebody’s got “Fever”!  

Foster Brooks is tapping into a painting for a glass of wine.  

Only his hairdresser knows for sure!  Clearly defective merchandise!

Lucy dubs this steely-eyed woman (Jody Gilbert) “Mrs. Kong”!  

Lucy and Kim try to convince Uncle Harry he’s seeing double! 

Morreen and Colleen Gemini appear as the Conklin Twins (but to Harry, just Jane Conklin.) The surname ‘Gemini’ indicates that these actors probably did not use their real names!  

Why is Lucy in a shortie nightie outdoors?  Looks like she’s enjoying the fresh air. 

A restaurant owner wants pre-washed jeans so he cooks up this odd plan.

Little person Jerry Maren played Milton (aka ‘Little Mildred’). Maren played the Munchkin who hands Dorothy a welcome lollipop in “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) but probably never dreamed he’d end up like this!

Lucy Carter celebrates her birthday at a Chinese restaurant!  

To increase a ‘dead’ painter’s productivity, Lucy has him paint with his hands AND feet!  

Liberace chose “Here’s Lucy” to debut his ‘light-up jacket’!  

Harry ‘marries’ a prince (Ricardo Montalban)!  

Lucy is enceinte!  At age 59!