Lucy and the Countess Have a Horse Guest

S4;E6 ~ October 25, 1965

Synopsis

The
Countess turns up on Lucy’s doorstep with the only thing her late
husband left her: a race horse. When she can’t pay the stable fees,
Lucy lets the horse stay on her patio. They hope it will race again
one day, until it is discovered that the horse is pregnant.

Regular
Cast

Lucille
Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney)

Mary
Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis) does not appear in this episode.

Guest
Cast

Ann
Sothern
(Rosie Hannigan, the Countess Framboise) makes the first of her three
season four appearances at the Countess. Sothern
had appeared in the first “Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” “Lucy
Takes a Cruise to Havana”
(1957)
as Susie MacNamara, the same character she played on her show
“Private Secretary” from 1953 to 1957. In return, Lucille Ball
played Lucy Ricardo on her show in 1959. Sothern appeared with Ball
in five films between 1933 and 1943. She was nominated for an Oscar
for her final screen appearance in The
Whales of August
in
1987. She is buried near her home in Sun Valley, Idaho, a place also
dear to Lucy and Desi.

Herb
Vigran
(Veterinarian) played
Jule, Ricky Ricardo’s music agent on two episodes of “I Love
Lucy” in addition to playing movie publicist Hal Sparks in “Lucy
is Envious” (ILL S3;23).
He was seen in the Lucy-Desi film The
Long, Long Trailer.
He played the role of the baseball umpire (an eye doctor) in two
previous
episodes.
He went on to play other characters in two more episodes.

The
Veterinarian says he’s been a horse doctor for 22 years. He never
gives his name.

Bill
Quinn
(Mr. Morton, stable owner) is probably best remembered as Mr. Van
Rensalear on “All in the Family” and “Archie Bunker’s Place.”
This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.

The
character introduces himself as Mr. Morton, although the final
credits list him as Mr. Frink. Morton is, of course, Lucille Ball’s
name by marriage to Gary Morton, the show’s production consultant and
warm-up act.

Sid
Gould
(Porter #1) made
more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background
characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould
(born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to
Gary Morton. Gould was married to Vanda Barra, who also appeared on
“The Lucy Show” starting in 1967, as well as on “Here’s
Lucy.”

Bennett Green (Porter #2, uncredited)

was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love Lucy.” He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”

He does not have any dialogue.

William
Frawley
(Horse Trainer) was already a Hollywood veteran when he was hired by
Desi Arnaz to play Fred Mertz on “I Love Lucy.” After the series
concluded he joined the cast of “My Three Sons” playing Bub
Casey. This was his final appearance before his death in March 1966.

William
Frawley gets his own full screen end credit, listed as “And our
own Bill Frawley as The Trainer.”

There are two live horses (Oil Well and May) and two
foals (Lucy and Rosie) used on screen.

An uncredited and unidentified background actor leads Oil Well into the stable.

This episode was written by Garry Marshall and Jerry Belson and directed by Maury Thompson.

The original telecast included commercials for Wisk laundry detergent, Lux dish washing soap, Dippity-Do hair gel, and White Rain hair spray. There was also a promo spot for “The Ed Sullivan Show”

This
episode was filmed September 16, 1965. That was a big night for CBS, with the very first episode of “My Three Sons” after moving from ABC titled “The First Marriage”. It was also the first episode of the series broadcast in color, something “The Lucy Show” did three days earlier with “Lucy at Marineland” (S4;E1).

Although William Frawley had left “My Three Sons” due to declining health, two of the “sons” had been seen on “The Lucy Show”. Don Grady (Robbie Douglas) had played Chris Carmichael’s friend Bill and Barry Livingston (Ernie Douglas) had played Mr. Mooney’s son Arnold. Barbara Perry was also in the “Three Sons” cast that night. Perry would do two episodes of “The Lucy Show” in 1966. Fred MacMurray teamed with Lucille Ball on “Lucy Hunts Uranium” (LDCH S1;E3) James V. Kern was the “Sons” director, a position he also held on “I Love Lucy.” “My Three Sons” was filmed at Desilu Studios.

“Gilligan’s Island” also had marriage theme the night of September 16, 1965. That episode featured “The Lucy Show” actors Mary Foran and Alan Hale Jr. Natalie Schafer (Mrs. Howell) had played Phoebe Emerson in “The Charm School” (ILL S3;E15).

Lucille Ball has restyled her hair for this episode.

Ann Sothern, Gale Gordon, and Herb Vigran all receive entrance applause from the studio audience.

Rosie once again arrives at Lucy’s home with lots of luggage, although not nearly as much as when she first arrived in Danfield (above). Once again, Sid Gould is one of the men delivering it and being tipped.

Lucy
tells Rosie that so far in Hollywood she has met:

Lassie’s
Hairdresser ~ Canine star Lassie was mentioned on “I Love Lucy” in “The Young Fans” (ILL S1;E20), among others.
The Man who used to dry off Lloyd Bridges ~ Actor Lloyd Bridges was the star of “Sea Hunt” (1958-1961), a TV series about a scuba diver which featured extensive underwater filming. It was previously mentioned in “Lucy and Viv Put in a Shower” (S1;E18) and “Lucy Buys a Boat” (S1;E30).
Bridges played a doctor on the season five opener of “Here’s Lucy” in 1972.
Liberace’s Dentist ~ Flamboyant pianist Liberace
(well known for his continual smile), was mentioned on “I Love
Lucy” in “The Diner” (ILL S3;E27). He will guest star on a
1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy” playing himself.

When Rosie says that her late husband left her Oil Well, Lucy says that she’ll be in with the Rockefellers and the Vanderbilts. Rosie says she’ll be in with the Longdens and the Arcaros because Oil Well is a racehorse. The former are two of the wealthiest families in America, although it was Rockefeller who made his fortune in oil as owner of Standard Oil. Eddie Arcaro (1916-97) held the record for winning more American classic races than anyone else. Johnny Longden (1907-2003, above) was one of the most successful jockeys of all time. By the end of his 40 year career he had racked up 6,032 victories. He played himself on “I Love Lucy” in “The Loving Cup” (ILL S6;E12).

Rosie formally asks the Horse Trainer (William Frawley) to announce her as the Countess Henri Gaston Armand Jean-Louis Philippe Framboise Le Cul-de-Sac. The Trainer grimaces (in Frawley’s inimitable way) and then shouts “Some dame is here to see you!” After William Frawley’s brief cameo as the horse trainer, Lucy says “You know he reminds me of someone I used to know.” This is an obvious reference to his nine year history of playing Fred Mertz opposite Lucille Ball.

This was William Frawley’s final appearance on television. He died of a heart attack at the Knickerbocker Hotel, a few months after shooting this show. Desi Arnaz was grief-stricken with the loss of his friend and took out a full-page ad in the trade papers, consisting of Frawley’s picture, framed in black, and three words: “Buenas noches, amigo!” Lucy had wanted Frawley to appear on “The Lucy Show” earlier, but because he and Vivian Vance did not get along, Lucy had to wait until Viv was no longer a regular.

Oil Well’s board and feed bill comes to $937.14. Adjusting for inflation, that would be more than $7,200 today. Lucy spent $86 for oats, which she tells Mr. Mooney is for baking cookies.

Rosie says that Oil Well may be old enough to be the first horse to collect Medicare. Congress enacted Medicare to provide health insurance to people age 65 and older, regardless of income or medical history. President Johnson signed the bill into law on July 30, 1965, just two weeks after this episode was filmed so this was an subject very much in the news in 1965.

MR. MOONEY: “Mrs. Carmichael! We will talk about it right here, if you don’t mind!”
LUCY: “Of horse! Of course, of course!”

When Lucy is trying to hide the fact that she’s keeping a horse in her apartment, she inadvertently (perhaps deliberately by the writers) quotes the lyrics to the sitcom “Mr. Ed” the most famous horse on television!

“A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse, of course.
That is, of course, unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!”

The show aired on CBS from 1958 to 1966. The night before this episode of “The Lucy Show” first aired, “Mr. Ed” featured actor George N. Neise, who had played Mr. Carter (no relation) in “Lucy Becomes A Father” (S3;E9) a year earlier. In 1966, Bill Quinn (Mr. Morton in “Lucy and the Countess Have a Horse Guest”) appeared on “Mr. Ed.” Jimmy Garrett, who played Jerry Carmichael, had done an episode in 1962. On a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy,” guest star Carol Burnett also mentions Mr. Ed.

Lucy’s
checking account is known around the bank as ‘Mooney’s Millstone.’ In this case, Mr. Mooney is referring to the Biblical proverb about “a millstone around one’s neck”, which means to put some burden on a person’s life or punishment that makes escape impossible. It also means to force somebody takes up some responsibility or a job that they are trying to avoid.

When the Countess sees Mr. Mooney, she addresses him by his real name, instead of “Mr. Money,” which was a running gag back in Danfield.

There are two references to sending Oil Well to the “Glue Factory.” This has become a euphemism for euthanizing a horse (or any animal) but it is based in fact. Early adhesives were made from a process that incorporated animal bones and hides. The animal were generally horses (due to its shear size), but other animals were also used.

The
Veterinarian’s diagnosis of Oil Well is that “She’s pregnant!”
When Lucy Ricardo was expecting a child in 1952, the network forbade
the word “pregnant” from being mentioned on air. Times have
changed.

When
hearing that Oil Well is expecting, Lucy prepares the horse a lunch
of dill pickles, strawberries, hot sauce, cod liver oil, and
sardines. Lucy and Rosie assume that horses have the same pre-natal
cravings that some women experience.

Lucy
gets an irate phone call from Mrs. Goldaper, the woman who lives
downstairs from her, about Oil Wells clomping about. Goldaper
was Lucy’s husband Gary Morton’s birth name, so technically Lucille
Ball is also a “Mrs. Goldaper.”

As
Oil Well is giving birth, Mr. Mooney sings “Sonny Boy” hoping it
is a boy. “Sonny
Boy” was
written
by Ray
Henderson,
Bud
De Sylva,
and Lew
Brown and
was featured in the 1928 talkie
The
Singing Fool sung
by Al
Jolson.
It is ironic that a Jolson song should be sung in the same episode
that features William Frawley, who had a long-standing and sometimes
bitter rivalry with the performer.

Lucy reminds Rosie that she has given birth and is a mother (without mentioning their names). Rosie says her sister has also given birth, making her an aunt.

Oil
Well has births two foals, which Rosie and Lucy name… Rosie and Lucy!

Callbacks & Fast Forward!

In
“Lucy Wins a Racehorse,” a 1958 episode of “The Lucy-Desi
Comedy Hour,” Lucy also kept a live race horse (named Whirling Jet)
in the house.

Lucy Carmichael says she bought a special chair for
Oil Well to sit in and rest, although the horse never actually sits
on it on camera. It is possible that the producers were hoping to
recreate the gag of the horse sitting an an armchair that was
featured in “Lucy Wins a Racehorse,” but that Oil Well refused to
cooperate. There seems little other reason for the chair and the
dialogue. Also, there is a hard edit in the film as the telephone rings. Saved by the bell!

Lucy jokingly tells Oil Well to chew his food 30 times before swallowing. When Lucy Ricardo is trying to delay getting to the theatre in “Lucy’s Night In Town” (ILL S6;E22) she tells Ricky that “

Everyone should chew their food 25 times before swallowing, just like the animals do.”

While
mixing Oil Well’s food, Lucy says that when she was pregnant she
always wanted ice cream with sardines. On “I Love Lucy,” Lucy
Ricardo also craved ice cream and sardines, even sending Ricky out in
the middle of the night to get it for her.

She also mixes in some dill pickles, which was another craving that Lucy Carter said she had when she ‘faked’ her pregnancy in “Lucy the Part-Time Wife” (HL S3;E14).

When
Oil Well goes into labor, pandemonium ensues just as it did when “Lucy Goes to the Hospital” (ILL S2;E16). “Call the cab!” “I’ll call the cab!”

In the panic, Mr. Mooney says “I’d better go out and by Dr. Spock’s baby book.” Benjamin McLane Spock (1903-98) was a pediatrician whose 1946 book Dr. Spock’s Baby and Child Care is one of the best-sellers of all time. It was first mention on “I Love Lucy” in “Nursery School” (S5;E9) and again in “Little Ricky’s School Pageant” (S6;E10). Ricky often mispronounced his name as “Dr. Spook”! Convincing their sons to deliver a cake for them, Viv calls Lucy Carmichael “The Dr. Spock of Danfield” in a 1964 episode of “The Lucy Show.”

Live horses were also featured on “The Lucy Show” in “Lucy
Visits the White House” (S1;E25), “Kiddie
Parties Inc.” (S2;E2), “Lucy and Arthur Godfrey” (S3;E23), “Lucy Discovers Wayne
Newton” (S4;E14), and “Lucy and Robert Goulet” (S6;E8).

Blooper
Alerts!

Luggage Jenga! When Porter #2 walks toward Rosie to be tipped, the baggage he has stacked topples over with a loud thud. He turns around to see what has made the noise, but does not go back to fix it and the scene goes on as if nothing has happened.

Shut The Door! As
usual on “The Lucy Show,” when Mr. Mooney enters Lucy’s home he
leaves the front door open.

What’s My Line! Lucille
Ball jumps Ann Sothern’s line when she’s in the kitchen talking about
her tin mine in the Alps.

Sitcom Logic Alert! When Rosie arrives at 4am, Lucy is wearing pajamas, a robe, with her hair in curlers, but still has on very thick eyelashes!

Second Story Horse! It has previously been established and confirmed again here that Lucy lives on the second floor, making the idea of Oil Well getting up the stairs and living on her patio quite unlikely!

My Three Sons! When
Oil Well is about to give birth, Mr. Mooney says “I
hope it’s a boy. I’ve always wanted a boy.”
He forgets that he has three sons of his own: Ted Jr., Bob, and
Arnold. Which brings our story full circle!